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theyre all so canon (im delusional)
#might finish coloring this later#guys do u like my funny pun#i like to think im a of a comedian#brittas pin says she/they btw#community fanart#lesbian annie edison#bi4bi redstreet#redstreet#jeffbritta#trobed#this is their best friend shirley shes an ally! talk shirley!#ally!!#britta and annie made jeff wear the pin#theyre so real
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genie: so, you have three wishes-
me: i want everyone in the world to be able to size shift between two inches tall and fifteen feet tall, at will, in a totally safe manner, EXCEPT for my ex and anyone within a 100 meter radius of them. everyone they see or meet will be the exact same height as them.
genie: that’s…. specific.
me: they’re into size. imagine knowing g/t is now real and exists, and you will NEVER get to experience it firsthand. i cannot think of a worse fate for any size fan.
genie: ….y’know what, fuck yeah. let’s do this
me: YAY. so for my second wish, i’m thinking bigass sword
genie: NICE
#g/t#which ex is this about? i’ll never tell#i genuinely feel like ive moved on but sometimes i think of some funny shit like this and i have to post it#so pls dont think im hung up on anyone. im just a comedian who capitalizes on life experiences#anyways. god i want a sword. i want one so bad#i want a replica of inigo montoyas blade SOOOO BAD
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Legend tells of the carp that leapt over the Dragon Gate at the crest of a river and became a stand up comedian.
#also toyed with calling this comic riddle of the sphinx#but that had a little too much reference already associated with it#comic#comics#sphinx#dragon#ive been thinking so much about humor as related to the tortured artist and comedians and poets as sad artists etc etc#and how often that can be true but how this predominant cultural vision pigeonholes comedy as a low art or even just one you have to just#'be talented' at intrinsically. or even 'be sad enough' to be good at#instead of a craft you hone and an artform itself#this comic isnt exactly about that.#but it's related#it's more about... two very different kinds of people. but who are the same kind of artist#if that makes sense#and literally being scared of what you want#art tag#sequential art#personal comic#quite happy with how this one turned out. im excited to have made it i feel like its really different than my usual comics
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shout out to vic michaelis for their presentation in the smartypants premiere that made me do so much research about vegetables and hawaiian colonization around 5 minutes after i watched a guy say spiderman should say every racial slur
#crunchyposts#both are equally valuable to me if im being serious that was very useful research and also demi's presentation made me cackle so hard#smartypants#i really like this show can you tell lol#anyways after this research i CAN confirm the dole company comes from hawaiian colonization#and botanists dont think vegetables are real but chefs do#i cant find anything on dole vegetable marketing yet all i get are fucking. dole website shit ab their vegetables#100#150#btw this is not me calling demi just some guy hes such a good comedian i just wrote this on impulse so my brain wasnt clear#200
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somebody tuck him in
#be real guys should i still do a graphic design course at uni#cause things are looking baddddd#miaposting#abed nadir#nbc community#community nbc#trobed#troy and abed#lightning mcqueen#cars#oh to clarify i don't think this is good#but i only like designing things that i think are funny#im like a graphic comedian not a graphic designer
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im so good at hallowwen costumes i mean what else would they wear. sheet ghost and minecraft steve, best relationship dynamic imo
#tdi#td#total drama#art#td cody#noah total drama#noco#td noco#td noah#cody total drama#rigelart#i think the halloween costumes are really funny im so funny i should be a comedian#minecragt steve...#i like my outfits for them i actually cannot stand their canon outfits anymore i need variety#but theyre similar enough super cute#i need to pick two brushes that i like seriously its getting ridiculous
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Red: Only kids make choices I’m taking both
#sorry i think my caption is funny so i added in the post#pokemon#pokemon special#pokespe#pokespe meme#trainer red#reguri#trainer blue#trainer green#namelessshipping#originalshipping#id say this is more game reguri dynamics but eh#rival green#rival blue#twflpokespe#i want mcdonalds too#i had this meme in my stash for like a week but didnt want to make it but i really wanted mcdonalds so i made it#mcdonalds 🤤🤤🤤#red is so real for this tbh#twflpokemem#this is a really old post and i dont think anyone reads tags this low but the im taking both is inspired by a..singer? comedian? from where#i lived and its one of his catchphrases the other catchphrase of him is somthing along the lines of#anything dating related problems? just break up#its cooler in cantonese and its a funny phrase i dont know how to translate it to english#the phrase i used in this post sounds cooler in canto too. english sounds. kinda shit.
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new oc batch ready! 8 more of these guys lol. the whole deal with this set is they’re from the artisan guild- lunar flair! intentionally spelled like “flair” as in “style” or “a flare for ____” rather than “flare”
basically all the members of the guild are different kinds of artists with different niches (and varying degrees of diva-ness). it’s pretty easy to tell who does what based on the everything about them, but if you want more info their bios are still under the cut!
Name: Jupiter
Name Origin: The planet of course
Pronouns: He/him
Age: 52
Guild rank: Guildmaster
Weapon: Lightning rods
Ethos (Power): Gigantomachy. He can make himself (even more) giant
Flaw power is based on: His overly protective nature, especially where the guild is concerned.
Notes: Literally the nicest guy ever until you provoke him though
Name: Erinome (Erin)
Name Origin: A moon of jupiter, the exact meaning of it’s name is murky but it can refer to grace or purity
Pronouns: She/her
Age: 13
Guild rank: 2 star
Weapon: A Book.
Ethos (Power): Poetic Imagery. Illusions cast forth by his her poems that change the appearance of the physical environment
Flaw power is based on: Her escapist indulgence in fantasy
Notes: You know, like, the pen is mightier than the sword and all that.
Name: Pictor
Name Origin: The constellation meaning “painter”
Pronouns: He/him
Age: 23
Guild rank: 3 star
Weapon: Giant paintbrush
Ethos (Power): Ardor. He can create three-dimensional things with his paintbrush. However they are not animate or alive.
Flaw power is based on: His conceited nature in regards to his own work.
Notes: Goes to museums to talk about how he could probably do it better anyway
Name: Oberon
Name Origin: A moon of the planet Uranus, it gets it’s name from the king of the fairies in Renaissance literature. Notably in Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night's Dream
Pronouns: He/him
Age: 29
Guild rank: 5 star
Weapon: Rapier
Ethos (Power): Fantasia. An illusion of changing his own appearance.
Flaw power is based on: His theatrical nature, of course
Notes: Why is he ourple?
Name: Syrma
Name Origin: A star in virgo, it’s name refers to the train of a garment (Typically worn by actors in tragedies)
Pronouns: She/her
Age: 25
Guild rank: 4 star
Weapon: Giant needle
Ethos (Power): Binding threads. She can create stitches on any solid objects and bind them to each other. Including people- The stitches are manifested energy and do not hurt.
Flaw power is based on: The dependency she often has on bonds- i.e. threads that bind people.
Notes: She makes and models all her own clothes.
Name: Parumleo
Name Origin: A star in Pisces, it’s name means “small lion”
Pronouns: They/he
Age: 19
Guild rank: 3 star
Weapon: Microphone bardiche
Ethos (Power): Persuasion. If they can make you laugh you’ll temporarily have to follow his orders. Though it’s too weak to call full-blown mind control, and fairly easy to snap out of.
Flaw power is based on: His desire to be liked by others.
Notes: They’re like a lolcat. They can haz cheezburger.
Name: Leda
Name Origin: A moon of jupiter, the name means swan.
Pronouns: She/her
Age: 28
Guild rank: 4 star
Weapon: Duel ribbons
Ethos (Power): Poise. Complete and utter weightlessness.
Flaw power is based on: Her carefree and utterly absent-minded nature.
Notes: You guys know swan lake right? Well, there ya go.
Name: Styx
Name Origin: A moon of pluto that gets it’s name from the river of the underworld. Yeah it’s also a rock band.
Pronouns: She/they
Age: 20
Guild rank: 3 star
Weapon: Axe-guitar.
Ethos (Power): Vibrato. Powerful soundwaves cast by her axe-guitar
Flaw power is based on: Her brash and blasé attitude
Notes: Calls everyone “baby” or “babe” because they’re a cool rockstar.
#finn's ocs#oc references#finn's art#YAY i finally get to post my funny little artist guys#i feel like its fairly obvious what each persons gimmick is but just for the sake of brevity (for anyone who doesnt wanna read the readmore)#in order#jupiter doesnt have a Specific art bc hes the guildmaster and you can think of him as more of a teacher of sorts#erin is a poet/writer. pictor is obvs a painter. oberon is a thespian. syrma is a seamstress#parumleo is a comedian. leda is a ballerina. and styx is a musician (or straight up rockstar)#since these characters are all like.. trinary characters they dont go all Too much deeper than their gimmicks#but thats why theyre fun to design bc its like. what if [thing] was a guy LOL#also i wanted to try some new stuff out w their designs (like syrmas dimples for example) so i hope they look okay? i hope so...#also leda and how shes literally the least clothed character ive ever made. shes going to catch a cold for sure yeah#parumleo i worry about bc i had a fairly similar color pallet for asterope (but no red) so i hope he still stands out. the lolcat....#oh also if erin and oberon's powers sound similar that's on purpose too. shes like his protege#i feel like out of all of them though pictor is like the prime example of guy who should be in an artist guild LOL#like the most archetypal. most ppl think of painters when they think of artists#but i wanted different types in there too.#painters writers actors even funnymen and rockstars. they all belong. theyre all weird about creating#anyway im glad i can finally post them now ^_^
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ok i really need to know. do dan and phil know who bo burnham is😭
#dnp#watched the tatinof reaction vid. hate to be that person but they rly are not the first youtubers who made a stage show#like i guess the stage show is more centred about the youtuber cult of personality that theyd accumulated#whereas bo burnham was a musical comedian who started on youtube and then just. continued to do musical comedy after he went viral#but i think the distinction between those two things is negligible#have they seen what.. have they seen make happy. have they seen inside.#i need to know because i did say WAD was basically inside but gay and also worse#and if they genuinely havent seen bo's comedy shows.... i guess they wouldnt know that bo was doing this sorta thing first????#idk. im curious#4hr long dnp did a plagiarism video coming soon🤪#thunder rambles
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horrordust vs kist
bonus addition fanon horrordust & kist
#hard stop. period. no words need be said#they all kissed for the first time or whatever (deprived losers (i say as a hypocrite))#and then dust whips out his phone and killer and horror get notifications#and then they see the post. and then after sending their responses dust's just like#so are you gonna cry and punch me now or what#halirrous pean comedy thank you triglycercule inknow i know thank you yhank you#i should sleep. this is too funny for me to sleep#twitter is world's worst hellhole and simultaneously peak funny image material#these people dont know i'm comparing them to undertale au original characters. they dont know#tricule rant#im so funny#it's been 3 days of no social contact. subject has entered egotistical stage. continue monitoring#me when i dont have people around me to humble myself snd then i think i'm worlds greatest comedian in existence#im funny but only to myself. i laughed for like 20 minutes at that one fanon horrordust post i made an hour ago
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Why the hell did anyone find Ricky Gervais funny in the 2000s. He has got the be the most annoying nattering twat on the planet.
#im watching that simpsons episode he stars in and wrote#i used to think he was silly when i was a kid lmfao but as an adult my GOD#and this isnt even ahout his abhorrent politicial takes#but his ass will just babble and say british sounding nonsense and then say “brilliant”#i know for a fact we have hundreds of better comedians than this prick lmfao#its just embarrassing. its an embarrassing era.#hes like our adam sandler#talky#literally nothing#this gotta be one of the hardest simpsoms eps to sit thru i am struggling i have to take breaks#whats crazy about this episode is that i think the bit is the character hes playing is supposed to be annoying? maybe?#but its just him. looks like him. acts EXACTLY how i remember him being lmfao#so the joke is lost. if there even is one.
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Look. Look. Bucky Barnes is not and never will be the Winter Soldier and he is not his past. I stand by this and will die on that hill. But in the Thunderbolts movie I would like one (1) joke about the fact the Winter Soldier shot JFK. Just one. For no reason other than I just think it's fun when Superhero universes have their "guy who was the Man on the Grassy Knoll" character
#bucky barnes#like we know its canon in the comics and im like. 98% sure it was canonized in the mcu somewhere too?#like in a book or something?#anyways i just think its fun when different properties have their own “yeah this character killed jfk its just a thing” character#the Comedian in Watchmen is the one that i remember the best but i know there are more#but yeah i need it#mcu thunderbolts#thunderbolts marvel
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aceflux person who only wears their ace ring when they feel it's appropriate
#the cryptid speaks#asexual#im about to think im a comedian y'all#which yknow like. standard disclaimer i Know that ace rings arent worn as like. an indication of one's level of attraction or anythin#they're jus rings worn by asexuals to signify they're aspec#but for a moment we're jus going t' enjoy The Bit here u see
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in gang's bay shipwreck is definitely more of the like. punching bag comic relief of the cast. he's very endearingly stupid. he's kinda pathetic and wimpy despite his large build. he's always struggling or being made fun of. things are always happening to him and half the time it's his fault.
almost as an extension of this im tempted to make it so that in canon he had like a very comically bad upbringing, which would be kinda funny juxtaposed with the other characters having varyingly seriously rough childhoods/relationships with their parents that they're still negatively affected by. i dunno
#gangs bay#at this point im not even sure how much im exaggerating these traits of his#like he is JUST that dumb objectively i dont think it's even a bit#sure it could be taken as an offensive depiction of autism/adhd but no he's just like that and im making his character worse#trust me i exaggerate my own personality traits when i imagine scenarios. sharky is awful lmao#it's called a CARICATURE#you think other comedians who play themselves in sitcoms don't exaggerate their own traits?
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The summary of my Peacemaker and Comedian thoughts are I believe paul kupperberg when he said the comedian had no influence on his reboot of Peacemaker because turning charlton Peacemaker into a piece of shit who committed war crimes in Veitnam is a very obvious route that makes sense.
Also you can tell Kupperberg was a liberal and Moore was a anarchist because Peacemakers actions are explained like 50% by his personal trauma and mental state and THEN 50% by like Being A US Soldier while the Comedian does not have the "literally mentally ill" explanation and is like that almost entirely because he's a US soldier. Like Comedian is having a evil but "reasonable" (as in: acting like this for his own personal gain, not because he experiences delusions) reaction to his circumstances while Peacemaker is portrayed as like "he's a bad guy but alot of his actions are because he's 'insane'".
Like I know the intent is to make him more tragic but it is that very liberal like "well its not the systems fault ENTIRELY its also because of Peacemakers intrisnically broken brain !!!" and I think that difference between them is really interesting honestly
#I love melodrama so I love Peacemaker but you know. Im always talking about how his 80s backstory was rough.#Like I will always say it IS a thing that hes like that as a condemnation of us nationalism too theres a really clear comparison being made#to like the nazis and the US Peacemakers actions in vietnam are constantly referred to as him basically becoming his father#But yeah the fucking 'his nazi dad hallucination made him do it!' thing hangs over him.#Anyway. I think the comedians a good character but obviously i hate him and#cant stand him. Peacemaker is a different kind of character because#The Comedian exists to be a monster and to be dead and#Peacemaker had to be able to like exist in comics.#ALSO Peacemaker is like the polar opposite of the Comedian because his thing is he genuinely#believes hes doing the right thing or at least he WANTS to believe he is and the Comedians whole thing is#he knows hes evil and in the wrong but he benefits from it so he does it all anyway#Peacemaker is taking this dead seriously the comedian is the comedian but in the end theyre both tools that kill people for the government
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jerry seinfeld would've done numbers if tiktok existed in the late 80s and early 90s
#and by that I mean he'd be funnier#he wouldn't be like those annoying sketch comedians on tiktok he'd be like#a storytime tiktoker crossed with one of those tiktokers who always gets ridiculously down bad comments that they react to#and also every now and then there's a video of kramer#i think it'd be funnier than his actual standup im not kidding#Seinfeld
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