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wormy-business · 7 months ago

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I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone FROM YOUR BODY chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

#for the record I would let the fae take 5 #there's 206 bones in the adult human body #a lot of them are small bones in the hands and feet #I feel like its worth the risk to allow 5 to go #and as long as nothing like my skull or pelvis or a really important bone gets taken #with five million dollars I can probably get some kind of surgery to replace a bone thats missing if its bothersome #polls #tumblr polls

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egophiliac · 4 months ago

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he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!

PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 9 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 9 spoilers #snakes #ONE MORE DOWN #oh my god happy jamil was SO scary and yet adorable all at once #i want real jamil to see him and just be utterly disgusted #and yet he got nothing on the return of everyone's favorite twst character: WEIRD RHYTHMIC ELEPHANT #oh weird rhythmic elephant what would we do without you #me kicking my stupid little feet as jamil wakes up through sheer force of kalim though #he was SO happy for jamil and SO ready to just go along with everything. my sweet boy.#jamil getting so flustered by him that he's just shocked back into reality #and the SLAPFIGHT #silver being like 'they need this' and doing his one smile animation as kalim and jamil are pulling on each other's hair and going YOU SMEL #mmm yes delicious #also this is probably nothing but #but...they brought up the whole thing with azul having dirt on crowley again #the thing that was briefly alluded to in episode 4 and never mentioned ever again?!#i had JUST finally convinced myself that i was reading too much into it and it was just azul playing along with jamil's plan #but now they've mentioned it again and i'm going to be all BUT WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEAAAAN for another three years about it #is it a meaningless reference to that one scene?! is it absolutely ridiculous foreshadowing?! am i ever going to be validated?!#I HAVE TO KNOW

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amartworks · 28 days ago

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shows up to Starfall with a newborn and tells a pregnant unmarried woman (possibly his or his dead brother's ex lover) that he killed her brother. Ned's honor has taken him to places i wouldn’t go with a gun

#Howland isn’t 3 feet tall. he’s meant to be further away #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #eddard stark #ashara dayne #howland reed #jon snow #but small and grubby #mine #fanart #i think r+l=J but also ned cheated. possibly with wylla or with ashara #and that's why he's fine with Cat thinking he cheated #and acts like a dog that shit the carpet the whole marriage #alt text

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artkaninchenbau · 5 months ago

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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

#My art #One Piece #Long post #Sir Crocodile #Nico Robin #Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare #Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child #But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead #IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about #And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away #In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out #(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet #She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it #IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook #Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook #But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY #Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic

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beggars-opera · 10 months ago

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I work in a museum so I am the last person you want to visit a museum with. Unless you want to hear an endless stream of "there is no way this text had input from the educational team for average visitor clarity" "the old woman next to me complained she couldn't read the didactic panel and she's right, size 20 font simply isn't sufficient for this distance and even I can't read it" and "how does the brand new wing still have coat hooks five and a half feet off the ground in the handicap bathroom stall"

#museums #I bring a certain 'accessibility guidelines suggest 60pt font for a visitor standing or sitting four feet away' that curators don't like #except my curator because she's the best

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drenched-in-sunlight · 3 months ago

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i love the DLC man

#elden ring #miquella the unalloyed #promised consort radahn #I’ve been thinking about how despite all the talk of age of compassion… Miquella’s first spell as a god is an offensive incantation #with a wide af damage radius 💀💀💀#meanwhile Marika who built her age upon violence… her spells are all healing and defense buffs #and her first spell as a God is a little tree that heals a wide area #she was still trying to heal her ppl to the bitter end AND gunning for revenge. there’s a kind of heartbreaking honesty to it #the cruel irony in the DLC story is crazy #really show how badly Miq had strayed from his original path after forsaking Trina #then that meme pops in my head ajshsjhsjhs #now i do think the vow is two-way btw Radahn just got cold feet near the end #the only thing i dont like about the DLC is i cant draw jokes without explaining I LOVE THESE CHARACTERS i think their actions are valid !!#like having to pull up a whole lore presentation slide for this #yes i think it's funny as hell that Miq did show Radahn why he should not fuck around and find out

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xxplastic-cubexx · 1 month ago

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cherik fall collection i guess !!!!!!!!

#xmen #xmen comics #xmen tas #xmen 92 #cherik #professor x #magneto #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #erik magnus lehnsherr #max eisenhardt #snap sketches #first one was inspod by that uncanny xmen variant cover. second one was cause i wanted smooching and them wearing coats #cause i like that outfit erik wore in that one (1) episode of 92 Family Ties #and charles' lil outfit from marvel meow makes me giggle and kick my feet. he needs more trench coats i think #anyway Double Cherik Posting as good luck for me cause i have. A Day ahead of me tomorrow. a week even #and i need my old people to get me through it #alright i should sleep soon but i have to drive home so. //screams in two-hour drive//

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markscherz · 5 months ago

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Behold, the European platonic ideal of a frog.

#frog #animals #wildlife #nature #amphibian #the fact that the literal bog-standard frog in Europe is commonly known as the 'edible frog' is also quite telling #I say European platonic ideal because this is NOT what the ideal frog looks like if you were to average all modern frogs out #for one that frog would almost certainly be brown #but also it would be MUCH smaller #and have probably much less webbed feet #Pelophylax #Pelophylax kl. esculentus #why yes my son does have sauropod gumboots thanks for asking

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gorgynei · 2 months ago

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baby blue butch

#kicking my feet and giggling. i like this piece a lot #my art #furry #werewolf #werewolfisms #original art #butch #butch art #trans #transgender

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ozzyeelz · 5 months ago

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A Minecraft phantom design based on stingrays and giant isopods :3

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kkoct-ik · 5 months ago

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its out! my completed piece for the summer portion of the @boatemvillagezine !!!

#now if youll excuse me i need my feet in a river Now #kostik draws #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #goodtimeswithscar #grian #pearlescentmoon #impulsesv #mumbo jumbo #fanart #gtws #gtwscar #jellie the cat #what a doozy this background and layout and colour and everything was #i learned a lot and i think i did well. yaay #i really do really like the look of this one. mostly in vertical crops though #which does suggest something about the layout might be off #but this is basically one of the first times ive ever tried to compose like this and it was a very good first shot

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egophiliac · 7 months ago

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giving the people what they want (jokes about spreadsheets)

anyway, Twst continues to prove that it is aimed at me specifically by giving us not one, but now TWO extended scenes of characters being incredibly difficult about signing an NDA. you just don't get this anywhere else.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #tapis rouge #gif warning #gifs that tempted the gods and lost warning #azul specifically is making everyone's lives difficult by insisting on actually reading things before he signs him #like some kind of nerd who actually cares about his rights or whatever #no but i love that for him #(i have only a few more postcards left to unlock him...sigh...)#anyway vil just went full scarlett o'hara over here and made it WORK #i am sad we didn't get to see the infinity tiara though #in my mind it's three feet tall and looks like a bejeweled crown rack of lamb #this is why some things are better left to the imagination i guess

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lotus-pear · 8 months ago

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"dazai would princess carry chuuya" "dazai would hold chuuya bridal style" no shutup dazai would pick chuuya up like he's a sopping wet kitten or a sack of potatoes

#its his love language to sling chuuya across his shoulder like a prized trout he just caught #skk height difference comin in clutch when dazai can hoist chuuya off the ground and dangle him in the air #and chuuya can bite and hiss and scream like a cat but his feet won't touch the ground #also sorry for not posting for the past month i got depression🥰#dw i'm back now #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

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benevolenterrancy · 29 days ago

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