#i like pineapples

[ered]

Here’s my take on the whole audio books vs. reading:

Oral tradition of storytelling predates written ones by millennias, and honestly, which one you like is just a personal preference.

The actual difference is

when listening, you have no idea how to write characters’ names

when reading, you have no idea how to pronounce characters’ names

hope this helps!

[inkskinned]

i love when words fit right. seize was always supposed to be that word, and so was jester. tuesday isn't quite right but thursday should be thursday, that's a good word for it. daisy has the perfect shape to it, almost like you're laughing when you say it; and tulip is correct most of the time. while keynote is fun to say, it's super wrong - i think they have to change the label for that one. but fox is spot-on.

most words are just, like, good enough, even if what they are describing is lovely. the night sky is a fine term for it but it isn't perfect the way november is the correct term for that month.

it's not just in english because in spanish the phrase eso si que es is correct, it should be that. sometimes other languages are also better than the english words, like how blue is sloped too far downwards but azul is perfect and hangs in the air like glitter. while butterfly is sweet, i think probably papillion is more correct, although for some butterflies féileacán is much better. year is fine but bliain is better. sometimes multiple languages got it right though, like how jueves and Πέμπτη are also the right names for thursday. maybe we as a species are just really good at naming thursdays.

and if we were really bored and had a moment and a picnic to split we could all sit down for a moment and sort out all the words that exist and find all the perfect words in every language. i would show you that while i like the word tree (it makes you smile to say it), i think arbor is correct. you could teach me from your language what words fit the right way, and that would be very exciting (exciting is not correct, it's just fine).

i think probably this is what was happening at the tower of babel, before the languages all got shifted across the world and smudged by the hand of god. by the way, hand isn't quite right, but i do like that the word god is only 3 letters, and that it is shaped like it is reflecting into itself, and that it kind of makes your mouth move into an echoing chapel when you cluck it. but the word god could also fit really well with a coathanger, and i can't explain that. i think donut has (weirdly) the same shape as a toothbrush, but we really got bagel right and i am really grateful for that.

grateful is close, but not like thunder. hopefully one day i am going to figure out how to shape the way i love my friends into a little ceramic (ceramic is very good, almost perfect) pot and when they hold it they can feel the weight of my care for them. they can put a plant in there. maybe a daisy.

[morganbritton132]

Steve and Argyle hang out alone together for the first time because all their friends are busy. The next day when they separately talk about the night to their friends, everybody thinks they fucked.

To be clear, they didn’t.

They watched a bad movie, ate pizza with weird toppings, got high, and then fell asleep listening to music in Steve’s room. That’s all.

But when Robin asks about how the night went, Steve is just like, “Oh, yeah. Argyle is great. Love that guy. He’s insane in bed though. It’s crazy.”

And he’s like specifically talking about the one time he woke up during the night and saw Argyle asleep in the most uncomfortable position Steve has ever seen. He fully looked like a corpse at the bottom of a staircase.

He doesn’t explain that that’s what he’s talking about because a customer comes into the store and Robin is too shocked to ask, so now she thinks they’re hooking up. She tells Nancy about it.

Argyle does not help the miscommunication at all because when Jonathan cracks a joke about Steve being the worst, he says ‘nah.’ He thinks Steve is pretty epic in the bedroom (sleeping) because he can ‘rock the bed’ (by snoring). Then goes on about Steve’s morning breath.

Jonathan does not know why this pisses him off so much. Eddie, on the other hand, knows exactly why he’s annoyed by it.

[harlepinyo]

My universe.

[arduennadubaidivorce]

I love how this can be interpreted as either masturbation or self harm. And because it's Armand, everyone has settled on: both, simultaneously. Armand de Masochism!

[time-woods]

Finished watching hunter x hunter so now it’s off to readingthe manga but I had to drawmy sons before that . .

[gomzdrawfr]

beach episode

[vioshortforviolence]

Pineapple is not a popular pizza topping choice among Links 🍍

original image from @linkeduniverse

[unexpectedbrickattack]

"A Dad helping his kids beat a hard level in super mario land; 1990s"

Ref under the cut!

[mari-lair]

Does Bonnie deny Isa the cookie at any point?

(ask is referring to This Post)

yup, Isa is banned from picking cookies by loop 4, bonnie does not accept their snacks to be used for 'gross flirting'. They change all the snacks options completely by loop 6

I actually had a scrapped comic (with one of the pages fully done! ) about Bonnie getting angry with Siffrin for always choosing the same food. (so different person to be angry at but similar sentiment)

I'll leave it under 'read more' cause I do like it still! but I decided Bonnie would have changed the snacks before this could happen, so the idea had reason to be scrapped.

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I also realized halfway through drawing it that if they wanted siffrin to have 'a meal so good they won't forget about it!!' they would have offered malanga fritters as an option on the first floor not the game generated options, so yeah... away it goes!

I'll explore Bonnie's "i fully understand what time loops are! but i also don't understand it at the same time, i am a kid wtf is going on" arc another time, in another scenario.

[whaliiwatching]

a rendezvous beyond

and a halfway closeup just bc im rlly happy with how the bg turned out lol

[ilovemydetectiveboys]

Watching psych is the ultimate form of procrastination because I get to watch other people procrastinate on more important things

[slutforpringles]

via F1

[jl-11037]

*At Wind’s house*

Wind: Legend do you want some pineapple

Legend: No thanks I don’t like that

Hyrule: You’ve had pineapple before?

Legend: Years ago on a adventure 

Wild: I say try it again

Twilight: You just want to get a picture of him looking disgusted 

Warriors: Legend I will give you 50 rupees to eat a piece of pineapple

Legend: Fine *eats a piece*

Legend: So I was wrong. Turns out I do like pineapple. So now I gotta do this *grabs plate of pineapple and starts speed walking to the front door*

Wind: Hey! Give me back my pineapple landlubber *Starts chasing after him* 

Legend: Never! *Starts running*

[urghblergh]

Husbands 🌟🌌🥹

[baekslight]

baekhyun - pineapple slice fancam ver. ♡