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look... if gojo were real i would hate him and be scared of him bc i actually really dislike tall men 💀
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Five foot something and he's royalty.
#poorly drawn odyssey#the odyssey#odysseus#I was drawing him short because it was funny. I didn't expect it to come up in the text himself.#Remember that at this point he's retelling the story to the court of Alcinous.#So him saying 'Yeah I got to ride on the best and coolest ram so I only needed one of them' sounds like he's justifying being small.#I know there are likely other interpretations of this so it's not 'canonical' per say#but I didn't think my goofy short lump of misery parody version of ody was going to be...well...closer that expected.#By they way if you are a lover of sopping wet men - read the Odysssey.#So far he has solved 90% of his problems by wailing and sobbing so pathetically until people give up and help him out.#(sadly I am out of chronological order with the comics I wanted to post...next one WILL be the nausicaa comic I promise.#I've been very sick and swamped with work so comics are hard to do...I'm keeping my chin up though! I'll be slow but I'll do it!)
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🐾 Cat Scratches - [James “Logan” Howlett x Reader]
WARNINGS: lots of fluff, brief mention of neck kisses, some suggestive comments but nothing past PG
CHARACTERS: James “Logan” Howlett (Wolverine, MARVEL/X-MEN)
🐾 .*.. 🕯️
Logan laid comfortably on your stomach, his arms wrapped around your lower back and hips as he buried his face into your abdomen, the bare skin of your tummy visible just slightly underneath your sweater.
Lazily scrolling through your phone, splayed out across his bed with him on top of you, your fingers trailed over his upper shoulders, scratching the fabric of his white compression shirt, rubbing his sore muscles from a long day of training and battle practice.
As your fingers trailed upwards mindlessly on his back, your manicured nails finally reached the nape of his neck, teasing the edge of his hairline.
Scrolling down further through your instagram, you let out a soft sigh of content as your fingers finally buried into the hair on the back of his head, eliciting a low rumble from the back of his throat.
You perked up at this, glancing past the dimmed screen of your device, an eyebrow quirked upwards at his reaction.
“You alright, Lo?”
You muttered out, a small, curious smile tugging at your glossy lips, damp from your teeth gently biting at them out of unconscious habit.
“Mmmh,”
He responded in a low hum, leaning into your fingers as you smiled, a small, amused chuckle leaving your lips at his fingers that slid lower on your back, cupping the backs of your thighs with a slightly possessive grip.
You felt a soft, warm press of his chapped lips against your stomach, just above your panty line, and a small laugh left your lips as he buried his nose further into you, inhaling without hesitation. In response, your legs opened slightly underneath him, wrapping them around his broad midsection with a light squeeze.
Preferring the man in front of you opposed to the celebrities on your phone, you dropped it at your side, letting it become lost in the fluffy, unkept sheets next to your form as both your hands wrapped around his head, burying your fingers into his scalp.
A low, animalistic-like growl left his lips as you scratched through his hair, meeting the place behind his ears, where you knew he was most sensitive.
Tracing over the area where his jaw connected to his ear and neck, you let out a low hum in response, tilting your head propped up on one of his pillows to the side, your eyebrows knitting together lightly in curiosity at his pleasant reactions.
“Feels good, bub. Right- mmh. There.”
Your eyes narrowed at his borderline inappropriate hum, and you nodded, wordlessly continuing to scrape through his fluffy, unkept hair.
“I didn’t take you for a cat, Logan,” You teased quietly, a small vibration leaving your own form, similar to that of the buzz of an old stereo.
“Don’t mock me, sweetheart. Can’t help it,”
He shot back, his furry eyebrows knitting together as he finally shifted, pulling himself up further, allowing his face to move from your stomach to your collarbone, trying desperately not to go full deadweight on you, knowing he’d crush your frail form.
“Plus, ever since you got yer nails done-”
He didn’t finish his sentence as you raked through his head of hair once more, pushing his face into the warm skin of your exposed neck, muffling any protest from him.
“Stop talking, James. Sleep.”
You effectively hushed him, a small smile pulling at your face as he grumbled out something along the lines of ‘mm. Whatever,’ and ‘fine.’
You felt him pepper a few hot, open-mouthed kisses along your neck, his teeth teasingly biting down on your exposed shoulder, before lapping at the new mark with his tongue, admiring his work with your taste.
“G’night, bub.”
You smiled at his subtle acceptance to your demand, your fingers frozen in his fluffy hair and partially in his long side shaves, nodding.
“Goodnight, kitty.”
#logan x reader#i don’t even know#short one shot#one shot#marvel#the avengers#x men#x men 97#x men the animated series#logan howlett#james logan howlett#laura howlett#fanfic#fanfiction#fluff#no smut#this was a bad idea#im so down bad for this man#older guys#hugh jackman#deadpool#wolverine x reader#Logan howlette x reader#X reader#marvel x reader#feeding into your guys’ delusions#first post#This Is my first fanfiction on tumblr#Like this please im desperate for attention#back scratching
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bsd rewatch w my friend means obligatory art of my fav found family ever
#WAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHHH I MISS THEM SO FUCKING MUCH YOU GUYS GENUINELY DON'T UNDERSTAND..............................................#LIKE. NOT A DAY GOES BY WHERE I DONT THINK ABT THEM UEUUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#bro i didn't mean to make atsushi that short LMFAO it's ok tho bc he's their little boy. their son#literally was in the trenches drawing kunikida bc i've been drawing twinks for so long i forgot how to draw actual MEN😭😭#when will my family return from the war.....................................................................#rewatching bsd made me realize its just a rly shitty slice of life romcom featuring ml dazai and his tired work partner/husband#and the story of how they got their first kid. sopping wet pathetic kitten of a boy they picked up off the riverbank#anyway theyre all so dear to me you don't understandddddd i love these dumbass partners and their little tiger boy :((((((((((((((#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#atsushi nakajima#nakajima atsushi#doppo kunikida#kunikida doppo#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#kunikidazai#knkdz#lotus draws
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#sparkle jump rope queen#sweetest girl in town#short n sweet#sweet like candy#sweet like honey#sweet girl#sweet little nymph#dollcore#dollette#dollygirl#soft doll#coquette dollete#dolletecore#dolly aesthetic#dollblr#dollete#older men are hot#older is better#oldermen#older guys#i like older men#older male#older men do it better#daddy's good girl#you can be my daddy#daddy’s babygirl#lana is god#lana unreleased#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lana del rey
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The fact there's like 5 posts about Saladin Ahmeds Wolverine issue 1 but a boatload of posts related to that fuckass movie is CRIMINAL!
Like c'mon people, there's a big focus on Logurt, they hug and Logan patches him up and worries for him, Logan runs around naked for like half the issue, even next to Kurt. There's angst and comfort and them working together and it's so sweet.
Not to mention LOOK AT HIMMMM! He's so wide and hairy and wild!
LOOK HOW SHORT HE IS! THAT'S MY GUYYY!
#Wolverine#Logan#Wolverine comics#kurt wagner#nightcrawler#logurt#logan x kurt#x-men#like sorry for the “fuckass movie” comment but i stand by my words#it's made by a zionist director and a zionist company with a paper thin plot and barely any emotional depth that's not even that engaging#and it made H.ughs Logan make a comeback#whitch while i don't hate the guy i am tired of seeing that australians face#he's just not my guy#that's not my Logan#he's such a simplified boring version changed into a basic bitch protagonist missing all the best bits of Logans character#and if they're not missing they're downplayed or changed#why care about a hunky basic old white man when you could be insane about a short hairy ugly old man?#especialy one with the survival instincts and temper of a chihuahua#anyways....new comics is good#saladin ahmed has my interest#while i am still confused how this works with uncanny x-men#i am into it#after the stuff with Percy i am into this
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Whenever I see people with those horrible awful tasteless takes about Lucanis being somehow less hot because he is short I am like "It was you! You were the person that ruined romance genere for me! You are the reason I don't see any hot short men there!"
Anyway I am not even that that crazy about Lucanis, but I will not see the short king being disrespected like that.
#dragon age veilguard#dragon age#I am a simple tall person#I like my men like I like my to do lists- short#lucanis dellamorte#This is a joke post... mostly
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If you're taking requests, Erasermic with short hair? Love your art!
Aaa i missed drawing them 🥹 sry for the wait! I swear i was gna leave it as a sketch but then i got carried away n added some colour💀 hope u like it!! :D
#was gna make angst but like they deserve to b happy n hav closure n not watev that ending was#au where they had a proper conversation abt the loss kayama n oboro n healed or smt 😭😭#also cldn help but make aizawa hav grey hairs#sexy old men w greying hairs r my weakness sorry😔😔#also thought how nice it wld b if we got a proper ending and yamada cutting his hair short was like symbolism for healing that inner-#-child and everything coming full circle and despite all the grief shota n yamada r still together (platonically or romantically) whichever#ahem sry i hav FEELINGS abt that ending#erasermic#aizawa shouta#shouta aizawa#eraserhead#present mic#yamada hizashi#hizashi yamada#mha#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia
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@mrcorkus BET
#whats he reaching for i wonder?#i spent way to long on this#“yes something silly to make a quick doodle of!”#7 hours later#for the short kings that dont need help#pose felt like a great excuse to put him in short shorts#my art#wolverine#logan howlett#x men
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mannnnnn now that i've actually started medical transition it seems that i will, hopefully, someday, get through to the other side of the limbo tunnel and can hopefully explore more permanent masculine attire. which is as exciting as it is daunting. like, i'm under no illusions that there's a tangible cutoff point where i will Suddenly be out of the limbo state (though top surgery will certainly help if i can get it), and there's no one thing holding me back from exploring this space *now*, but it's. Difficult ,
the List of challenges i must navigate:
- men's fashion is on a surface level very sad and boring and i crave whimsy :( i know knowledge and experience will help but it's like playing on hard mode compared to being a Weird Girl (tm). i am currently gnc against my will and i desire to be gnc Intentionally and on my own terms
- hashtag short king problems. masculine attire was never made with me in mind. almost every time i observe an aspirational example of Men's Fashion it's on a tall lanky guy and that will never be me and that's okay but throw me a bone pleas
- the Autism Sensibilities. collars too close to the neck depletes me of HP. wearing accessories for too long depletes me of mana. if a button up is made of a slightly too stiff material it will give me rashes. i cannot wear binders because i value my ability to breathe comfortably. i can only do so many layers at once before i hit a game over screen. i MUST be comforble
- the restrictions of my circumstances, such as the safety rules of the watchmaker workshop or the mercy of scandinavian weather gods
i'm sure i will figure things out with time. i'm going to need patience. i'm probably going to have to learn how to tailor trousers. i will need to Observe how others dress. but it's so much!! ahh!!!!
#this post was inspired by ND stevenson's latest substack comic about men's fashion when trans#it was very good and inspiring to read and touched on a lot of things i've been thinking about#and i think my biggest takeaway is that i just need to follow more guys doing aspirational fashion on instagram haha#anyway if you know of any fashionable short kings and especially anyone considered plus size please recommend#like the goal is to dress in a way that's fun and comfy for Me without necessarily having to adhere to societal norms#but i would also like to be ABLE to dress professionally and respectably when necessary#i was never good at feminine fashion either and i think it's been painfully obvious to everyone growing up that i was Autism#but it was very easy to just get weird with feminine clothes and do your own thing as a weird girl highschooler#head of the gender clinic: 'have you tried purchasing men's clothes' HAVE YOU??? HAVE YOU GRAPPPED WITH MEN'S FASHION AND STYLES???
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Honestly I see Jimmy's refusal to put Curly out of his misery less about his weird feelings of envy or his delusions but the fact Curly is all but stated to be a shield to Jimmy from his actions and people seeing the worst in him.
The only characters that Jimmy really interacts with one on one before the crash are Curly and Anya, two individuals he has wildly different relationships with. It's likely that Curly really did most of the talking between them as the pilots and the rest of the crew as staff. They didn't know of Jimmy's more reprehensible behaviors cause they never really had the chance to and Jimmy is subconsciously aware. If they had disliked him more than Anya would have told Swansea earlier or even Daisuke when things got really bad.
It's why he takes the immediate opportunity to blame Curly; He's the shield. He's saved Jimmy's ass more times than he can count and more times than Jimmy would ever admit. Even when he can't really do it anymore, he mentally shields himself from his own faults by putting Curly between them. Letting Curly die puts too much on him because he doesn't know how to function without a safety net.
In the end Curly only lives because Jimmy needs the idea that Curly will inevitably make things better to stay alive, meaning Curly has to live, no matter how much it pains him to do so.
#in short Jimmy doesnt only care about Curly#he only cares about the securtiy that Curly provides him#and i headcanon that the reason he tried to kill everyone is because he knew it was only a matter of time befor Curly realized this wasnt#somethgin benign Jimmy did that he could smooth over but somethign that Curly would repremand and condem him for and take his security away#like yes Curly did not react fast enough or strongly enough to what Anya told him but you could see him showing more concern over it as I d#understand the psychology behind people and more specifically men like Curly as he is hearing something horrible his friend did to someone#he cares about but has less of a bond with. he feels the need to protect his crew as people first and sadly Jimmy is still the person he wa#closest too yet I still think everything happened too fast for Curly to process as would you not grapple with the fact your closest friend#is a monster you must personally deal with? or that he did something so vile to someone else you have become protective over? Would you not#think of the relative power that friend holds and how if you approuch this wrong it could end badly for everyone? He had all these thoughts#but not enough time to think about them. Also how Jimmy was one of the main people in his personal life he felt a need to protect seeing as#he got him this job. Like imagine the one person you are really trying to make good is still bad after everythign and now you have to be th#hand of judgment youve shielded them from for so long like I do not think Curly handeled the initial situation with Anya correctly I dont#think it was the case of him not believing but not really knowing what to do and feel about it as a friend of both parties the captain and#guy going through his own shit and it says so much that he was dealing with all that so well compared to Jimmy who got everyone killed cuz#he thought being captain would be like sitting on the thrown and not emotionally mentally and physically taxing like I cant say Curly is th#best person due to his inaction but he is a good person doing the best with the knowledge and shitty resources he has cuz like also Id just#be terrified that my suicidal and nilihst bestie who clearly has an inferiority complex around me is the copilot who has access to the most#to the most important parts of the ship and the means to kill us all if he feels like him or his security are being threatened like#Anya and Curly just deserved better because they get put through the ringer like just put him in a class to teach him to be less trusting#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing curly#mouthwashing anya#mouthwashing jimmy#jimmy mouthwashing#mouthwashing spoilers
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Lucanis being short is a big win for my Rook. My Rook is a very short male elf (from Tevinter). Slider all the way down. Together, they are a short power couple. Finally a game where that's allowed!
Still insane that they made Lucanis, a dark handsome man with a raspy voice and an Antivan accent, be short. And made him look hard and stoic when, in fact, he's a ""softie"" (as soft as a Crow can be) with a romantic and domestic side. And also gets excited about being offered a gift. This man is so fucking precious without losing his appealing edge. Not to mention Spite.
#datv#lucanis dellamorte#lucanis#datv spoilers#dragon age veilguard spoilers#deagon age the veilguard spoilers#rook#rook x lucanis#elf rook x lucanis#male elf rook x lucanis#idk guys how are we gonna tag our ships? since the surnames are no longer attached to race?#anyway.#I love shorter men irl#as a short man myself I find men who don't force my neck to crack up much more agreeable#so him having that attribute while looking like that and having such a nice personality AND Spite?#man. I am in love
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#a doodley#okkk 2022: the torture chamber....i only sparsely drew al and developed talon (he was borned...) bc my mind was occupied with other things.#2023: exiting torture chamber; it took me a tiny little bit to get back to drawing and ''interacting with'' al again but i did it even#though it was a reminder of the Bad bc he's my copium#summer 2023: i view and witness media and suddenly have like 5 fictional men i cant decide on which to focus... and september (talon month)#comes along so I decide to focus on Talon after not touching him much at all throughout the entire year#(forced this btw i did not wanna do it LOL i didnt even remember how to draw him)#september 2023 to now: talon has infiltrated the brain. but i want to swivel back to al#now: i've forgotten how to Talk to al (just like i did in beginning of 2023)#(and just like i forgot how to talk to talon for most of 2023)#so ive kind of just been replaying the smunker cow al daydreams from when they first met#so I can find my way back...retracing my steps#in doing so ive kind of also forgotten how to interact with talon but still havent gotten back to al#so rn my life is so boring without imaginary bf interactions. just the before sleep plot rehashing daydreams...#or sparse visions of em Sometimes#nobody in my brain rn just like the short period last yr and its distressing#what do i draw without a love obsession.....#how do i pass time without it....! so boring. idk what to do#i miss the me of several yrs ago when i was drawing 50 different aus with al....ive downgraded in skill and imagination and creativity#so bad since then. idk. idk. i hope they come back to me soon#maybe i shld just draw al a lot which is how i kickstarted caring abt talon again almost a yr ago ?#hoping i can get him to come back before my surgery i need my big sexy boy nurse for recovery#(complaining abt things usually fixes em for me so im hoping thats the case here)
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I do not use feet, and am used to meters. Andrew being 5ft flat doesn't mean anything to me.
I googled recently what that is in meters (1.5) and laughed so hard about it that it stuck
As a result, whenever I need to convert feet to meter, I no longer search it, I just have to count how many andrews that would be
Worst part is, my brain doesn't go 'ah yes 20ft, 5ft = 1.5m, so that's 6m'
It goes 'ah, 20ft, so 20÷5 = 4, so for Andrew Minyards, so 4×1.5'
I don't do girl math, I do MinyardMath
minyardmath is a real thing bc if anybody mentions anything that’s five feet, my head fills it in with “blonde and five foot even” Minyard miles. Ten feet? Idk how big that is but I DO know it’s the same height as two of those little blond bitches.
#you’re so valid for this tbh#it’s a wild height#maybe it’s because Irish men are Tall#but I don’t think I know any men who are under like. 5’7 at the shortest#or perhaps the occasional 5’5#I can’t comprehend how short andrew is also because I’m… so much taller than him#could fit him in my pocket
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Just need an older man to make me call him daddy while he buries himself deep inside me🎀
#sparkle jump rope queen#older is better#oldermen#i like older men#older men are hot#older guys#older male#older man <3#you can be my daddy#you can be the boss#daddy's good girl#ickydolly#dollete#dollcore#coquette dollete#dollblr#girl interrupted#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#girlblogger#girlblogging#girlhood#im just a girl#just girly things#manic pixie dream girl#this is a girlblog#this is what makes us girls#short n sweet#aka lizzy grant#lanita#ldr aesthetic
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I was watching a YouTube video about the x-men movies and the fox/Disney mess. And the youtuber in the video said how fox does the total opposite in the movies compared to the comics. about how they made "short and ugly" wolverine into "tall and handsome" in the movies. when I tell you I almost screamed like it was a fnaf jumpscare. because I CAN SEE. WITH MY OWN TWO EYES. WHAT COMIC WOLVERINE LOOKS LIKE. AND HE'S SO HANDSOME. HE'S LITERALLY SO FREAKING CUTE. AND I LOOOVEEE HOW HAIRY HE IS. AND HIS HAIR. AND HIS HATS. AND THE WAY HE DRESSES. AND I LIKE HOW HE MAKES JOKES WITH HIS LOVED ONES. AND AND AND-- HE'S NOT UGLY OMD 😭
#you'll never convince me wolverine is ugly#even Wade Wilson is beautiful so stfu#pre or post x weapon idgaf#I don't like it when they call Logan ugly#and when I say they I mean random men on the Internet#calling my sweet babygirl ugly just because they think he doesn't fit into their unrealistic standard of masculinity#their brains are actually so rotten#I'd let comics wolverine sweep me off my feet and marry me in a millisecond#idgaf if we're literally 4cm apart in height#In fact#I'm 4cm taller than him#heigh is overrated anyway#tall or short Logan#doesn't matter#I like it all#poolverine#wolverine#deadpool#deadpool & wolverine#james howlett#logan howlett#wade wilson#x men#x men wolverine
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