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I was about to make a post about like… how my family has this lemon tree out front, and one of the funniest things about having a lemon tree is occasionally I’ll be out in front doing whatever and I’ll see someone walking past and quickly grab a lemon off the tree and stuff it in their pockets as quick as they can like they’re shoplifting.
I was about to make a post about how that’s funny and how, y’know people can have our lemons, it’s not a big deal because the tree pumps them out like gangbusters, but I really can’t make that post without thinking of… them…
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the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection
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drove past a hotel and they had a pretty big digital message board and I glanced over and almost had a fucking stroke while driving because it was just playing this gif
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do not put up with passive agression. the people in your life should respect you enough to be straight forward with you. If someone does not come to you directly with an issue, it is not yours too fix. you can’t spend all your time picking apart your relationship with someone, searching for what you did, and blaming yourself when you don’t even know what for. it’s not fair for people to put you through that.
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I absolutely love it when friendly guards in TV shows, movies, and videogames are actually competent and can hold their ground against the enemy.
Be more like the Zaofu guards.
Don’t be like the White Lotus guards.
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If the singular form of “mice” is “mouse”, shouldn’t the singular of “lice” be “louse”?
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Catherine O'Hara wearing a glove as a headband in BEETLEJUICE (1988) || Catherine O'Hara wearing a wig as a hat in SCHITT’S CREEK (2019)
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Capricorn
Hey guys!, I am back from a little break my arm needed, starting with my Zodiac series! Capricorn first :3. I am very excited for this series, already working on Aquarius. Video Tutorial will be available as rewards this month at my Patreon alongside with High Res, Color swatches and all the goodies.
My patrons make possible for me to work on this series and all my personal pieces <3.
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