#i like babysitting robots tbh

[roach-works]

I just learned about the existence of plasma cutting machines from your blog which sent me down a fun little reading trail, so thanks! It’s so strange studying plasma physics and recognizing that there are many many many industrial applications for this field, but I’ve hardly ever learned about them? There’s a lot of focus on fusion and space plasmas - which is understandable, because hell yeah fusion, and who doesn’t love space? But all of the plasma-related tech that is currently used by people to make everyday things is hardly ever mentioned. And I mean, this is clearly because scientists who are interested in materials processing or manufacturing probably left academia to work for industry, and plasma physics is an ENORMOUS field, but I don’t think I’ve ever had someone sit down and say “here are all of the tools used today which are based on plasma technology.” Maybe it’s because that list is too expansive, or the details of certain devices might fall under patent laws, or a lot of the stuff related to their function is interdisciplinary and hard to cover in classes without presumed knowledge of a very broad array of topics, I dunno. It’s just funny to me that I’m picking up pieces of info relevant to my PhD on tumblr dot com. Also, the context of the post where you mentioned plasma cutting machines - that is, the alienation of some workers from tangible physical products - seems to relate somehow to this gap in my education in a way I can’t quite articulate.

that's very cool! this is what i babysit all night:

or at least something a lot like it. beams go in one end, get cut up by the arm, come out the other end and then i stack them. i also debug it like, constantly. it is not a smart machine or very good at its job. the great machine uprising is going to skip this particular dude.

[pwurrz]

i’m glad i’m not alone in my theory that the crying child died first, and what he saw that was misinterpreted in the eyes of child wasn’t his sister being killed by circus baby, but was more likely someone entering either the spring bonnie or fredbear animatronic. for starters, the only animatronics in fnaf 4 that are seen with mouths on their stomachs are the fredbears. og fredbear would’ve been the only animatronic among the gang to be a springlock animatronic.

it also just.. doesn’t make a lot of sense for elizabeth to die first. if she was, that would mean both her and the crying child (two young children) were at the opening of circus baby’s pizza world (unsupervised, in a restaurant filled with animatronics made for the specific purpose of luring and killing kids). then, after baby killed elizabeth, william would have still allowed his youngest son to go anywhere near the animatronics at fredbear’s family diner (again, relatively unsupervised because you know michael wasn’t doing his babysitting job).

now, i know william is negligent father, but allowing his son to go near animatronics he made and knows are dangerous right after his daughter got killed by different animatronics he made? at that point you’d think he wanted the crying child to get bit. why would william allow his son’s birthday to be held at the fredbear restaurant after one of his kids ran off and got killed at another restaurant? is he stupid? /ref

(also also.. why would william be designing robots specifically to lure in and kill children at that point in time, if none of his kids had even died yet? did he just.. really wanna kill random kids? seems like a boring motivation tbh. personally, it makes the most sense to me that after killing charlie and noticing some weird behaviour in the puppet animatronic that would suggest charlie is possessing the puppet, and after his son was killed by fredbear, he would want to try and recreate the circumstances in which charlie was killed to see if there was a chance to bring his son back. so first he killed the five kids from the missing kids incident and shoved their bodies in the suits to hide them (or the puppet shoved their bodies inside, we don’t know for sure), and then, after witnessing the same weird behaviour from the core five animatronics that he witnessed in the puppet, designed the funtimes with the sole purpose of killing kids and storing them inside themselves.)

i don’t think william became a mad scientist for funsies. i think he only resorted to such crazy methods after losing one of his kids, torn apart by grief and resentment and driven to bring them back, whatever it took.

[jar-of-maise]

what's up my dears or dearly detested, it's hc time

we're going to focus on love languages with my fav sibling trio today bc i said so

LYNEY:

words of affirmation, physical touch

he has to be a words of affirmation guy fs

but tbh i feel like he'd also try to shy away from it? esp if he's serious (is that possible? well we'll never know) since he has lied...before...and we all know how well detail omission went

so probably acts of service, making you smile, uhhhhhh yeahhhh

probably fond of pet names

will be touchy

i can see him doing pda, not excessively but hes not against it

probably likes hugs? but like the more i think about it the more im not sure about him with physical touch (see Lynette's for more detail) but i think he'd be a cuddle bug

why's this the shortest

oh lyney my poor sweet dear

he gets tired of life, so you're a welcome escape

would lie on your lap

will hold hands with you

would dream of a happy future with you

dude roasts his little brother about still liking fairy tales and pulls this bs smh

honestly as insecure as freminet - just shows it differently

i think all three siblings are traumatised (who could've guessed?)

i feel like he'd pull some very obnoxious french jokes

he likes making you laugh, smile, happy

he's not sunshine he's a solar eclipse

and you my dear, are the stars that surround his entirety

like a planet orbiting him ceaselessly

i dont actually know what that means but apparently it's an actual thing

oh the inherent romanticism of celestial imagery

yeah that's also my tag what about it

i think, though, that lyney can use his charms to very aptly flirt with you

why?

exhibit A: the rainbow rose (real simps know what i'm talking about)

gets lynette to vibe check you, and then her cats, and then freminet (pers honorary judge)

performs exclusive magic shows for you

uh you can let immagination decide what kind of exclusive and magic you want in those

LYNETTE

acts of service, quality time

acts of service girlie fs

she's creepily observant in a good way but like, she also probably accidentally nearly oversteps some boundaries

"Hello Lynette!"

"Hi here's some things for you"

and she hands you a crap ton of stuff that you probably didn't even know you wanted yet

girl just wants the best for you

oh yeah if you're a physical touch person, you might not be overly pleased bc i headcanon her as physically repulsed by romantic gestures and gooey affection (fanfic writers, that's fuel for how she'd react to lyney being in a relationship)

and the reason i hc this is bc of her past, like you can't convince me lynette wasn't traumatised by that noble person

but while she isn't expressive with touch or words, she is a very good listener!

gl if you're allergic to cats too bc she'd def introduce you to them

(if you pass their vibe check you're all good, if not...uh...)

family is very important too so if you pass their vibe check well put that on a resume bc you are impressive

yes she's a gift giver

but i also think that she'd give you some...strange gifts

like you know those cats that bring like dead fish and mice back to their owners? yeah she'd probably do the same honestly...

hopefully not with mice corpses and whatnot

dont worry, she can magic them out of existence if you wish

just like she can to anyone who wrongs you-

shes the best though honestly, very supportive

bonus points if you join in and riff off her robot lingo though that'd honestly be green flag, marriage behaviour (maybe not that last bit but yk)

you probably encourage lyney to deep dive into his antics, much to lynette's fustration

she now babysits not one, two but three toddlers full time

but you probably also bring freminet out of his shell

she loves you for that so you're forgiven

the type to relentlessly tickle you

doesnt take anything serious but takes pillow fights seriously when it counts

she loves dessert and tea a bit more than you

sorry

but she's happy to share <3

FREMINET

quality time, gift giving

oh my god words cannot describe how excited i am for this particular hc

so yeah, he has a voiceline about making penguins for kids

PEOPLE HED MAKE YOU LITTLE PENGUINS

totally gonna make your penguin twin with Pers tho

god thats so cute whys the standard so high

also he's another not-expressive-with-words person so uh, yeah expect muchas time spent together (or not...bc he's always deep sea diving) either way! it's always quality

he is (very obviously) insecure so give him plently of love and affection (or ELSE-)

im still crying over matching penguins, is that juts me

he'd fix your broken machines for you as a love language

bonus points if you like, can, or want to learn how diving tho it's probably a double edged sword right, bc like, on one hand yall can hang out underwater and who needs aquarium dates when you can BE in the sea

but on the other hand, you now have access to his vulnerable and safe space

yeah you better treat him right or else

he'd probably get carried away with his mechanical stuff and make you a crap ton of toys

maybe not the cuddly kind either so js be prepared for that

god hes such a bean tho

an anxiety bean

btw, he very much believes in fairy tales and what not, so do us all a favour and believe in the magic with him

OR ELSE

ik i say that a lot

i feel like-

i dont actually know i forgot, someone messaged me and i lost my train of thought

ANYWAYS

just freminet being the softest, cutest boy

[buttqvack]

BOOK 6 PART ONE SPOILERS

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

I feel like talking about book 6, so here are my thoughts

(Including some screenshots)

TW: Swearing and a little bit of violent language

I apologize in advance for the lack of organization, it skips around a lot and it isn't really proofread either.

Book six low key feels like a fan fic. Idk if it's because I read it all at one and my brain isn't registering it yet or if I've just been anticipating it for too long.

Not saying it's bad or anything, I actually really like it so far, it's just different from the rest of the books.

Omfg it's halarious, it's pretty much Idia babysitting the overbloted students meanwhile everyone (including Idia) is complaining about everything.

Ortho's voice in the beginning sounded weird to me. I've been spoiled on book six before it came out in En, and if what I saw was right or if I remember correctly it might be relevant? Not sure though, but to not spoil anything not out in En yet, I won't elaborate.

Speaking of Ortho though:

Yes Ortho, the target has to be alive. I love you but if you kill my cat I swear to whatever deities you believe in the consequences won't be pretty.

Also Crowley's voiced response is so funny to me, he just screeches.

M/c's house is even more ramshackle now, and has a giant cauldron in the floor (thanks Deuce).

Speaking of Ramshackle, Vil pays each VDC member either 50,000 marks or their share of 50,000 marks (before STYX comes btw), but most of them end up donating it to fixing up Ramshackle and refurbishing it.

Although most of that money is probably going to go to rebuilding it now...

I love how one of the dialogue options in that chapter was referencing the huge cauldron in the middle of the lounge.

Epel speaks a lot more country like in this book and I love it, yes king yee haw.

Who was going to tell me Rook has 5 siblings?? Who?? And he's the third oldest of like 6??

(I can only imagine what the rest of them are like lol)

His family also has magic teleportation pads across Twisted Wonderland, because his ancestors liked to travel??

"The more I learn about you the more mysterious you become." - Epel's reaction to those Rook bombshells.

We also learn Rooks unique magic, although like Trey and Jamil it's diffrent in English than in Japanese.

But Arrow Afar sounds kinda cool though, I like it better than I See You. Unlike Trey and Jamil I think it's an upgrade. (Doodle Suit and Snake Whisper are so much better than Paint the Roses and Snake Charmer smh)

Arrow Afar lets Rook track the location of what or whoever he casts it on which is really fitting for his character. I thought his unique magic would explain the uncanny amount he knows about literally everyone, but apparently not.

Rook also magics the M/c a Pomefiore dorm uniform and one of the player dialogue options are "I can feel my posture straighten just from wearing this"

We also find out why Rook wanted to go to STYX, and it was to make sure Vil got his skincare products. That's it. Epel followed him because he was pissy. And M/c just wanted to talk to Grim.

Tbh I love the Epel Rook bonding time we got out of book 6 so far, I love the dynamic they have.

When they breached STYX and told Idia why they were there, Idia really said "Me and the boys at three am looking for B̵̳̫͇͈̞̝͖͒̅Ę̸̡͇̹̻̙͉̮̪͕̱͖̏̂A̶̺̤͓͑̇́̂N̸͖̟̺̤̣̱̣̠̊͐̔́́̒̾̐̕͘ͅS̵̢͎̳̳͓̤̜̓͜͜"

Idia made Grim cry. I don't care if it was indirectly, I'm going to break his kneecaps /j.

His robots also knocked Ace and Deuce unconscious and I just want to make sure they're ok, we left before they woke up. I wanna make sure they're ok??

Crewel also referred to them their actions as "phenomenally stupid".

When the Charon bots abducted Azul it was kinda funny seeing Idia just casually chatting to them. Like everyone was fighting for their lives for all they knew and Idia is just like "You gotta chill out a bit, someone's gonna sue you..."

It's pretty much cannon now that if you lock two or more NRC students in a room together, they will without a doubt pick a fight with each other /hj.

I can't add anymore images to this post but trust me when I tell you Idia shipped the students in a cargo crate together like they just came out of the movie Madagascar.

Riddle was on top of Leona during shipping and when Leona told him he was squishing him Riddle replied with "I was wondering what that muscley pillow was."

"Yeah, tell that to they guy whose lap you've been snoring on for three hours." - Leona

After discussing what they knew about the situation and Idias involvement, Azul comments that if he had known, he would have tried harder to get Idia indebted to him. And then I believe it was Jamil or Riddle who commented about his one track mindedness.

What happened to Crowley?? Charon took him as well, but he's only mentioned like once after and no one confirms that he is or isn't at STYX.

We learn about the Shroud curse, and that it eats the any blot that accumulates in them but without a constant blot production, it would start to eat their magic. We also learn that that's why Idia and Orthos hair is fire.

Idia also mentions the blue flame of Grims ears and that Grim is cursed too, but he can't figure out what the effects are, who casted it, or why. But he says that it's a very old curse.

We learn more about how blot works and about the phantoms (the monsters that appear behind the overbloted students).

The amount of cryptic likely foreshadowy comments were astronomical.

That's all I can remember off the top of my head and from any screenshots I took, so let me know if I forgot anything worth mentioning and I'll try and add it in.

[energonbunny]

What Transformer would Stiles become a Headmaster with?

Okay, so, to preface: I do not know much about the Headmasters. I've read, like, one entire fanfic that used/mentioned the premise and I've seen the wiki page, so I don't have much to go off of here.

Just to double check, you mean Stiles Stilinski, yes? Because I'm going to answer assuming you do (Stiles and Stiles, the only other one you could maybe mean is Miles but if so just let me know and I'll type out an answer for him). The thing with Stiles is... there are so many answers to this question that I think could be interesting, even just going off of the limited number of 'bots I see under the Headmasters wiki page. Some of the Transformers (just the Autobots, actually) I see listed are a few I already recognize from my limited amount of comic reading/show watching/fic reading, so that makes it a bit easier in that regard.

After a little bit of reading, I gravitated towards Fortress Maximus. I think that, for the most part, the two could mesh very well, and Stiles could definitely provide new ideas and ways of doing things that Fortress Maximus would never think of. Conversely, when they did clash, they would clash bad. Fortress Maximus would prefer to stop fighting, and just aims to protect. Stiles would aim to protect, but would also aim to finish the fight and would be willing to play dirty if he had to so he could make sure his loved ones were safe and healthy. Plus he would justify it because the other side would play dirty, so why shouldn't he? And Fortress Maximus would hate that.

Outside of that, him and Brainstorm would be a wild combination. Just... constant ideas and experiments and half thought up schemes. I feel like Brainstorm would just make some of Stiles' worst tendencies even worse, and vice versa. What was it that one time? Stiles once wrote that paper on circumcision and it wasn't even the topic? That would just become worse with Brainstorm, tbh. They would be a volatile combination because they would both have a tendency to hyper focus on one thing, which could definitely be bad if they forget about/push other stuff to the wayside for it. But the sheer amount of stuff they would come up with would somewhat make up for it? Someone would just have to babysit them and make sure they listened to rules, really.

Also... can I cheat? Because when I was thinking of Fortress Maximus I ended up thinking that basically FM would be Optimus Prime and Stiles would end up being sort of like Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime in a way, which with more thought was a bad comparison but it stuck because I think out of the three considerations, even though he isn't technically a Headmaster, I would pick Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime to stick with Stiles.

I think he and Stiles would be a fascinating combination! Both of them are rash and full of self bravado but also lacking in self confidence (RP more than HR, but you get it). Stiles would bring more planning and strategizing to the table, and HR/RP would be way better at faking the confidence aspect of things and bullshiting his way through certain things. Also, they would both adore driving certain people insane. RIP to Ultra Magnus and whatever peace he had before this unholy matrimony. Also, I once saw someone mention that it was incredibly funny so many pairings happened on the Lost Light/ended up there and that poor Rodimus had to watch it happen, and it would be even funnier with Stiles sharing his head demanding a play by play/being salty that robots were getting more action than he was.

I'm so sorry if this wasn't the answer you were hoping for! I know very little about the Headmasters as a whole so just had fun with it.

[doubleddenden]

Birthday gifts do far:

Ps5 slim- bought it myself with money I've been saving since May from recycling cans, but I got a discount thanks to a family member. Idk if it counts if it's for myself but I'll take it. It's actually kind of funny, bought it Saturday, picked it up Sunday, and it took so long to set up with updates and sign ins that I actually wasn't able to do anything with it until it was actually my birthday lol.

$160- the actual first gift I got. I bought Chinese food, Astrobot, and Stellar Blade. Truly the trifecta of man: food, silly robots, and hot woman. Honestly though I've been wanting Astrobot for a bit, it's a rare Sony W and it looks like a lost Mario game.

Several cute handwritten cards from my nieces and nephew, sealed in an envelope they made with medical tape.

A painted wooden cat from said niblings styled after their cat named Ginger.

Several hugs and kisses from them

Some kind of sickness! Dunno what! Head hurts, throat hurts, coughing, stuffy or runny nose, eyes hurt, hope it ain't covid but it definitely came from the gremlins

And a dog to "babysit" until my sister and niblings "come back for it" in "a week." Quotations because the last few times they left an animal for me to take care of saying they'd be back for it in a week, the week extended to weeks, months, and eventually I was just taking care of them myself until they died. 5 dogs and 1 hamster passed on and 2 dogs still alive, I've kept track. So this may be a third dog to take care of. Unclear. It has already shat on the floor.

31 years old. I hate that tbh lol. I was chill with being in my 30s until just recently. Oh well. Mentally I'm a twenty something with the physique of a 45 year old and knees of a 60 year old, and that's what counts.

[g00d-az-g0ld]

so. guess who just found out they're a Henry Emily kin?

boy was my timeline WEIRD AS FUCK (and. Really Dark. like Jesus-)

all y'all need to know:

i dunno what it is with me, not particularly being interested in a ship, and then either having a timeline where the ship was A Thing, or being one of the people involved in the ship, but here we are.

completely unrelated to the point above, Boy Was William And I's Relationship Chaotic, Jesus-

like. at some point i kinda moved on from those feelings (even quicker after. You Know What), but uh. Apparently William Never Did.

so. saw a theory on Youtube (can't find it anymore >:/) that went "What If Michael Afton And CC Were Actually Henry's Kids (potentially making CC Sammy), And Elizabeth Was Actually The Only Afton Child" and uh. All I'm Saying Is It Feels Familiar. Take That How You Will.

well, to say she was the only would be inaccurate. she had an older brother named Lewis. HE was the Foxy Mask Bully.

uh, timeline for how shit went down:

William Makes Bad Life Decisions And The Glitchy Robot He Built For His Daughter Killed Her.

He Decides To Take This Out On ME For Some Reason And Kill My 8-Year-Old Daughter On Her Birthday. In Front Of Her Twin Brother. Who He Then Threatens Into Silence.

He Murders Five Whole Kids, All Friends Of The Twins. William, What The Fuck

My Son, Trying To NOT Potentially Also Get Murdered, Started Staying Over At William's House A Lot, Enough To The Point That William Made An Extra Bedroom For Him To Stay In. I Was Really Depressed At This Point (Grief + Wife Divorced Me), So I Always Thought That He Was Staying Over There Because I Was Kinda Going Through It And Well, Someone Had To Look After Sammy, So I Always Thought It Was That. When I Found Out What Was Actually Going On (plus how often he was Actually staying there), I Was!! Rightfully Pissed!!

(partially at myself for letting things reach that point, but mostly because William not Only killed my daughter, but made my son fear for his life)

So Uh. Bite Happens And Sammy Almost Dies. Michael Almost Kills Lewis, And I've Gotta Take My Son To The Hospital.

Sammy Survived, Saying Something About "Cassidy And Charlie Bringing Him Back," And That's How I Found Out About The Bullshit.

No William, You're Not Allowed To Babysit Sammy Anymore. No Particular Reason.

Michael Still Went To Go See Him Every Now And Then. I Never Had The Heart To Tell Him Until After "The Scooping"

Before William Died, He Left A Message For Michael, To Go Find Elizabeth. And My Boy, Having Idolized That Man, A Man He Practically Viewed As A Second Father, Went To Go Search For A Girl Who Was Practically His Second Sister.

I Refuse To Believe William Didn't Know What Would Happen. I Saw Those Fucking Blueprints.

Because I Wasn't Allowed To Have One Unbroken Child, Was I?

I Lost My Daughter. He Ruined My Youngest Son, Made Him Paranoid And Scared. He Got My Eldest Son Killed.

Sammy Went To Fazbear Frights. He Did A Wonderful Job, Too. He Said He Wanted To Face His Fears, And He Said He Did That. My Baby Bear, I'm So Proud Of Him :]

Michael Was Supposed To Leave The Pizzeria. I Had Built A Way Out For Him And Everything. He Was Supposed To Leave He Was Supposed To Leave He Was Supposed To Leave He Was Supposed To Leave He Was Supposed To Leave-

Uh Let's See: I Was Doing A Lot of Shit In The Afterlife. I Was Trying To Chill With My Family, I Was Trying To Get Cassidy To Calm The Fuck Down And Move On, And Also Fighting Glitchtrap. Look, It's Complicated, And I Don't Wanna Talk About It At The Moment.

other fun info!!

as i kinda implied earlier, my kids kinda considered William as a second father. makes everything ten times as fucked up!

Lewis, to my memory, moved to live with his mother after all of this. can't blame him tbh.

i made the Puppet for Charlie. i asked her, when i started building it, what she wanted it to be. her aunt had made her a hand-sewn doll. it was black all over with a few white stripes, a white face, and two black circles for eyes. she held it up and said "Doll." i thought i'd misheard her, and she said "Dog," but she reiterated No, She Wanted It To Be Based Off Of Her Doll. and so that's how i made it. that one was always my favorite :]

that's all for now, have a good day/night, y'all!

[multifandom-hcs]

BRRRRRR WHAT IF SWK, MACAQUE AND REDSON (Separately) HAD A FAMILY WITH WIFE!READER

HE’S TRYING TO GET HIS BABY TO SAY "Dada" BUT INSTEAD THEY SAY "Mama"

PS: I LOVE YOUR WORK 🖤✨🫶

𝐎𝐌𝐆 𝐘𝐄𝐒!! 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧! 𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ��𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲! ^^

𝐒𝐖𝐊, 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐪𝐮𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐝 𝐒𝐨𝐧 𝐱 𝐖𝐢𝐟𝐞! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫: 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐟 "𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐚" 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲'𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝?

Sun Wukong:

♡ Ok, let's be honest, the moment the baby started with only mumbling he would immediately turn it into a competition to see what word the baby says first "Mama" or "Dada"

♡ Secretly saying to the baby "Come on my little peach, say Dada, Da - Da" but if you walk inside the room he walks away with a grin on his face

♡ In fact, apparently Wukong doesn't know how babies work because he tried to offer the baby peach chips if "Dada" was the first word they'd say

♡ You would just let it slide since unlike Wukong, you didn't cared about the baby's first words, you were happy with your family no matter what

♡ But anyway, one day the three of you were in front of Wukong's cave waterfall playing hide and seek, the baby was the seeker and it founded you first screaming a cute but very loud "Mama!"

♡ Only a few seconds later a loud and dramatic gasp was heard before Wukong appeared with his hand on his chest and "tears" on his eyes saying "How dare you my little peach! I thought we had a deal, you betrayed your Papa?!"

♡ You and the baby only stared at each other before bursting out to giggles and a few laughs, while a "mad" Wukong was only staring at the both of you

♡ Eventually Wukong gave in and hugged you both before saying "I'm still offended I wasn't the baby's first word though but you know what? I think I'll get over this betrayal"

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Macaque:

✩ Tbh I don't think Mac would be as competent like Wukong, although he does hope to be the baby's first word as well

✩ So he'll definitely not send some shadow clones to encourage the baby to say papa while he hugs you or does any activity with you, of course he won't

✩ When the baby gets close to you both and expands his arms for one of you to carry them, he would immediately say "Don't worry little star, DADA can carry you, let mommy rest"

✩ And he does that everytime he can, emphasizing the word Dada to the baby so it gets stuck in their head

✩ One day you guys were returning from a date, and the little monkey hibrid came running to both of you screaming their first word "Mama!"

✩ Ouch, that must've hurt, didn't it Mac?

✩ At first he would pretend he's offended, but at the end he just shrugs and carries the little one turning back to you saying "Alright plum, you won, you were the baby's first word apparently" with a little grin appearing on his face

✩ He's just a little bit hurt he wasn't the baby's first word, but seeing you smile and the baby giggling just made him think that at the end that didn't matter

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Red Son:

✡ Ok I'll be honest, he straight told you "I'm pretty sure I'll be our baby's first word" with a little proud smile

✡ In fact, he would probably ask his parents that when they babysit the baby when you two go on a date, if they could please teach them to say "Dada"

✡ DBK and Ironfan just looked at each other before shrugging and saying "Sure why not"

✡ And yes, even the bull robots, he would set them to, besides teaching the baby things like the abcs, etc, to teach them the word dada

✩ Eventually the days go by, and one day it happened, the moment we've all waited for, the first word

✩ In this occasion this happened during a family dinner, the little baby extending their arms towards you after finishing dinner saying "Mama, Mama", that lead to Ironfan giggling and DBK patting his son's back

✩ I mean, he tried so hard, he still can't believe Mama was the baby's first word, but at the end he doesn't care, in fact he was kinda more focused on how cute you and the baby looked together so he eventually forgot about the "competition"

✩ Maybe some bull robots burned to ashes as well for not doing a good job but that is for another story!

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𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥! 𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐜𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧! 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐲 /𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭! ^^

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Okey, since requests are closing I'm gonna add this one

So maybe headcanons for Whitty, Ruv, Garcello, Tankman and Hex (if that's not too much characters of course) if they had to take care of a Kid!Reader (platonic of course and by kid i mean around like 9-12 of age)

Either they have to take care of them cuz someone else asked them to babysit or because maybe they just found Reader and Reader is that kind of child that is shy but very curious of things

Sorry if it's wordy I have hard time explaining things and English isn't my first language,, Hope you have a nice day!!! :D

It's okay! Have a nice day, too!

.......

Whitty

Internally he's like "fuck shit fuck" bc obviously he's not gonna say that out loud.

He'd try shooing you away since he doesn't want anyone bothering him.

But as shy as you were, you're also curious since you saw him create fire with his hands. So you just get closer to him anyways.

He decides that you can hang out with him and shows you more fire tricks (under the condition that you don't tell anyone you met him).

Ruv

You were left at Sarvente's church all alone, so she's been taking care of you.

One day she's gotta run some errands and has Ruv babysit you (much to his annoyance).

He's known kids to be nothing but troublemakers who vandalize the church, so he'll be stern about a lot stuff you do.

But oddly enough you're sweet and not afraid of him, even asking about where he got his bandana from.

As he explains the story, he realizes...you're not a bad kid.

Garcello

He tends to come across a lot of random people on the streets, mostly weirdos though so he tends to keep a low profile.

But you show up after noticing the glow of his cigarette smoke.

He jokingly asks if you wanna try one, but you immediately say "no", telling him how bad smoking is.

He tries reassuring you it's okay in moderation (says the heavy smoker who has one every day).

Tbh he doesn't think he's that interesting, so he'll stay away from you or drop you off somewhere else, worried about you catching secondhand smoke.

Tankman

In the war-torn desert field John manages to find you, being persuaded by the enemy to join their side.

After killing them (while Steve distracted you), he decides to immediately adopt you and personally train you for war.

But in reality he'll let you live normally, given you were far too young to fight.

He gave Steve more command over his army while he looks after you.

If John had to leave, he'd let Bill take over (since the poor guy lost his family, he'd be glad to take care of a kid and be a dad).

You basically got three dads now, and that's pretty sweet.

Hex

One day while he visited the court and saw you shooting some hoops.

He can't help but cheer when you get one in the basket, accidentally startling you.

The robot isn't sure where you came from or where your parents were, which concerned him.

But he's so eager to have a new friend! So you two just hang out at the court and practice all day long.

At nighttime he makes sure to get you back home safely, though he's eager to meet you again.

[2-cute-4-school]

𝘕𝘊𝘛 𝘋𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴

requested by the lovely @m4rshm4llow​ (*ૂ❛ัᴗ❛ั*ૂ)

Mark Lee

i think mark is quite good with children too when he’s not frozen in awkwardness

but i wouldn’t trust with him alone with a kid for too long tbh

like i see him as someone who could probably entertain a kid for a couple of hours succesfully but taking care of them?? yeah no (˵¯͒ བ¯͒˵)

so let’s say he had to tag along with you to babysit because he didn’t want to waste any time he could spend with you *let my boy receive his love*

but he’s not thaaaat excited he just hopes that the kid will get K.O.-ed early in the night so he could have some alone time with you( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).... TO CUDDLE ya nasties

so when you arrive at your cousin’s house and you come in

he surely DIDN’T expect a kid to literally throw himself onto you and cling to your legs while chanting your name o(*^▽^*)o

the only way you can get him to detach so you can walk is if you pick him up in your arms

“y/n, who’s he?” mark just stares at the chubby finger pointed at him and produces an *HIGHLY AWKWARD* smile like (*′☉.̫☉)

“oh this is mark, my boyfriend”

*silence* “ew”

now hold on rewind

did a kid just ‘ew’ at mark (｡☉︵ ಠ╬)

and then he had THE AUDACITY to cling to your neck while rambling about his new robot toy and mark had to THIRDWHEEL the entire night

now he’s sure you have superpowers how could you tame that!!??!?! even haechan could be considered mild in comparison to... this ʕ •̀ o •́ ʔ

he’s pouty the entire evening while you play and take care of the newly spawned devil in town who HOGS your attention the entire time

so when he finally runs out of energy a bit later than mark would have hoped for, he’s quick to envelop you in his arms and drag you into a well deserved cuddle session ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

“what took you so looong?”

“sorry sorry, i had to look under his man for boogeyman”

“pffft i think boogeyman is the one looking under his bed for that kid”

but he does melt when he remembers the way your eyes sparkled as the child giggled excitedly on your lap while imagining himself in the picture too (๑°꒵°๑)･*♡

Huang Renjun

renjun as we all know is just a bit short tempered so i’m not sure where he stands in his relationship with kids 눈_눈

but also he brings up his younger cousins quite often and he seems very fond of them whenever he talks about them

so i guess he likes kids but like good kids ya know Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)

so let’s say you’re shopping in like one of those bigger supermarkets

and you hear cries

your mother instincts literally GO OFF LIKE CRAZY

renjun doesn’t even have the time to blink before you’re dragging him in the direction of the noise with such precision you might as well have a radar at this point ᕕ༼✿•̀︿•́༽ᕗ

turns out a little girl was lost between the tall aisles

renjun is a lil bewildered cause what is he supposed to do? not like he’s tall enough to see other the aisles in his dreams maybe

but you seem to know EXACTLY what to do as you crouch down in front of the girl and speak to her so gently not even renjun can hear properly

and then as if nothing happened she stops crying

just like that so renjun decides to try his luck too o｜◕ˇ▽ˇ◕｜ツ

“come on, let’s go find mommy and daddy”

and lemme tell ya the little girl sprung into your arms and clung to you with everything she had as she mumbled into your neck

“i only wanna go with miss” (つ﹏<)･ﾟ｡

his eye twitched a lil ngl （；¬＿¬)

and that’s how you end up taking a stroll to the announcement desk with a whole child gripping onto your hand

renjun would have never imagined his grocery run to turn into this

he only wanted some damn carrots not a frickin child ಠ╭╮ಠ

thankfully it didn’t take long for the parents to run over and thank you for returning their child safely but there was only one problem left

getting her to let go of you

that was a whole ass dramatic goodbye

poor renjun was left exhausted after this he gave up any grocery run he intended to do and dragged you home pronto (ﾉTдT)ﾉ

he admires you so much for how you handled the situation and how you seemed to be so natural and in your element he can only think of how great of a mother you will be in the future with his beside you hopefully

Lee Jeno

one word, his greatest asset: PATIENCE

i see jeno as a man of patience which is more than just helpful when it comes to handling children ❀.(*´◡`*)❀.

he’s also volunteered in all these programs that involved children and he did really well if you ask me soooo he’s a good ally to have (︶.̮︶✽)

and you really REALLY want to volunteer together at one of those like emergency centres for children or something

and who is he to deny his love? he couldn’t have even if he wanted to, you’re too cute in his eyes so he lets you get your way anyway

so before you step inside one of the caretakers gives you some advice

warns you that the new kid, a little girl still in primary school, is still very closed off and wary of everyone

but as you step inside the kids get drawn to you like moths to a flame, swarming around you and asking you questions while dragging you in the living room to play with them

jeno just trails behind, watching the entire commotion with his soft eye smile as he understands (◍•ᴗ•◍)

he knows that you just have a way with people, he’s been in the same position mesmerized by you, it’s one of the reasons he loves you so much and seeing you so purely happy surrounded by children

MELTED HIM ♡(.◜ω◝.)♡

eventually you drag him into the happy circle too and he seems to fit in just right by your side with giggling children everywhere around you

he ends up using his muscly arms ᕙ[ ˵ ͡’ ω ͡’ ˵ ]ᕗ as swings

“hey!! i’m stronger than you!!! let’s have a fight!!!!”

you just giggle as you colour some pictures with a few kids but stare at your boyfriend from the corner of your eye

jeno is so simply happy and comfortable he doesn’t even notice when you disappear from the crowd at first

but when he does his eyes search wildly for you like a lost puppy Σ(ﾟﾛ､ﾟ;)

but then he spots you

curled up on a small couch in the corner of the room, deep in conversation with the new girl whose eyes seemed just a little brighter as you clutched her hand in yours warmly ｡ﾟ.(*´◡` )

and jeno just realises again

you’re just working your charm once again and once again jeno falls for you for the nth time, deeper than the last time and lighter than the next

Lee Donghyuck

this manchild right here smh ୧༼◔益◔୧ ༽

now don’t get me wrong i’m pretty sure he’s decent at least with children

given he has two younger siblings and he often talks about hanging out with his little brother also have you seen that vid with the little girl?? the was he talked to her ⊂（♡⌂♡）⊃

buuuut BUT he’s also DYING like a fish out of water without attention

so when he invites you to tag along to his hangout with his lil bro

he didn’t expect TO BE THE ONE THIRDWHEELING!!!! (╬ಠ益ಠ)

you keep feeding and pampering his brother who basks in your full attention half because he loves it half because he loves the annoyed look on hyuck’s face

“babe i want some kimchi too” (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

“oh!!! sure, i’m sorry for hoarding it all”

and as hyuck awaits with his eyes closed and his mouth open with a pleased smile

you plop a bowl of kimchi in front of him and turn back to his brother as he tugs on the sleeve of your shirt

hyuck, muttering to himself: ‘i should have left you home, you lil brat, both of you traitors!!!!!’ (ノTДT)ノ ┻┻

he pouts and sighs dramatically with crossed arms the entire night while watching you interact oh so sweetly with his little brother

but he can’t deny the warm feeling of fondness swarming is his chest seeing you get along so well with his family and being so genuinely happy when you’re with kids

still complains to you when he gets you alone

“i can’t believe you love my brother more than me!!! ME, YOUR SWEET LOVELY CUTIE BOYFRIEND!!!” ‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚

“first of all, i wouldn’t stretch it that far-” “how is that stretching-?!??!”

“i’m sorry i’m sorry, my sweet lovely cutie boyfriend, i just missed him, he’s so cute and i haven’t seen him in so long and he seems to grow so fast every time we meet” (oꆤ︵ꆤo)

NOW hyuck is real soft how can he be mad at you when you’re THIS ADORABLE AFSKSGDFSAF-

hyuck just presses a sweet smooch to your temple and mutters

“he only acts that cute with you, he’s a devil at home”

“sheesh, i wonder who he takes after” *pointed look* (￢ε￢　)

Na Jaemin

my man here will most likely compete with YOU for the CHILD’S attention

it’s like GAME OVER for him if a child rejects him ε-(≖д≖﹆)

he’s never gonna get over this betrayal from both sides

so let’s say he takes you with him when he offers to babysit a cousin or neighbour idk you get where i’m getting at

and he’s already ‘play buddies’ with him as jaemin likes to put it (,,꒪꒫꒪,,)

and you’re slightly acquitanced with him from a previous visit to jaemin’s house when you coincidentally met

so when jaemin opens the door and announces his presence LOUDLY, the little boy doesn’t waste A SECOND to waddle in the hallway and meet you both ლ(＾ω＾ლ)

and jaemin crouches to meet him midway and-

and he *swooshes* past jaemin and into your open arms while giggling

jaemin, a lonely man in the middle of a hallway: (ಥ⌣ಥ)

the entire day, your boyfriend tries to steal the kid’s attention or bribe him over with sweets or toys

now you’re wondering who the real brat is

is salty about the UTTER rejection but also can’t help but watch you both so fondly with a proud hopefully in future for real fatherly smile (*ૂ❛ัᴗ❛ั*ૂ)

“are you practicing, y/n?”

“pardon?”

“practice, are you practicing?”

“for...?” ∑（´△｀○）

“ya know” *wiggles eyebrows* “taking care of our future children”

“learn how to control your own brat at home read jisung first and THEN we can talk, jaemama”

jaemin can’t believe this low blow, how could you after everything he’s done: cooking for you, taking you on bike rides even though he was the one who wanted to, even buying pads!!! or even worse!!!!! STRAWBERRY YOGHURT!!!!!! ∑(ﾟ台ﾟlll

he’s still pouty as you all put on an animation and snuggle a blanket

but then!!!! you fall asleep with the little boy in your embrace

and jaemin!!!!! just!!! CAN’T!!! stay mad!!!!!! cause you’re both just SO absolutely irrevocably CUTE!!!!!! ♡( ૢ⁼̴̤̆ ꇴ ⁼̴̤̆ ૢ)~ෆ♡

so he just HAS TO lay a *meaningful* smooch on your forehead as he sleepily moves closer to you both, one arm wrapping loosely around you while the other caresses the child’s head, lulling the both of them to sleep his protecc instincts kicked in y’all

Zhong Chenle

he has already expressed his wish to have a family someday since he wants to live the same happiness his brother does with his own family

which i think is ABSOLUTELY PRECIOUS

and we all know he’s WHIPPED for his nephew ˞♡ฅ(ᐤˊ꒳ฅˋᐤ)

but unfortunately

that doesn’t necessarily mean he’s good with children yet

let me give you a context over here

so he’s left alone for a short while with his baby nephew which shouldn’t be too bad since technically chenle is an adult at least legally okay??

and right things are all good until BABY STARTS TO CRY i’m talking about the actual baby here although chenle might cry too at this point

and chenle just PANICS when he realises that just shushing won’t work and whacking a hand over his mouth *cough* like he does to jisung *cough* isn’t an option (╬⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾ Д ⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾)

but thankfully, you’re there!!!!!!

“may i?” you ask chenle as you stretch out your arms in his direction

chenle has never passed over anything faster in his entire life џ(ºДºџ)

so when you coddle the baby in your arms and just gently bounce him a little he just settles down so cutely and most important QUIETLY as he stares up at you with curious eyes, small fingers curling up around a necklace swung around your neck or just the fabric of your shirt

chenle is all like (���•́o•̀๑)!!

HOW DID YOU JUST DO THAT!!!!

and he watches with eyes even more curious than his nephew’s eyes as the baby slowly dozes off peacefully in your arms (꒡ ω ꒡ )zzz

it just hits him just how natural the scene looks

he approaches carefully once he’s sure his nephew fell asleep and lays a gentle hand on your head as he peers down at the cute chubby baby face

“you’re a life saver, how did you even manage to do that?” ◎ܫ◎

“you know, i have to take care of you all the time so-”

he flicks your forehead faster than you can finish that sentence

way to ruin a moment (oT-T)

but *SIKEEE* the baby fusses a little as soon as you frown and chenle immediately freaks out

he showers the spot on your forehead with kisses and his nephew settles down once again as you smile at him proudly ໒( ͡ᵔ ▾ ͡ᵔ )७

chenle rolls his eyes as if he doesn’t wish for this scene to become familiar to him sometime in the future

Park Jisung

this chick is still a baby who barely hatched

so he’s still in CONSTANT WONDER of the world ༼ つ ◕o◕ ༽つ

and in this episode of ‘jisung the explorer’ he’s discovering... ACTUAL babies

so you were on a date at the local mall when you met with a family friend of your mom’s who was struggling with her fussy baby girl in a carrier while trying to shop for some baby products

so you offer to watch over the girl until her mom finishes up (•́⌄•́๑)૭✧

but just as you’re about to attach the baby carrier to yourself, an old woman asks for directions around the shop

so you pass the baby to jisung for literally a minute to show the lady the way └(>ω<。)┐

and jisung is HIGHKEY PANICKED

he holds the baby by the underarms at arms length and obviously she doesn’t enjoy that and just starts wailing in the middle of the shop

and people just... stare (,Ծ_Ծ,)

and jisung is all like ‘IT’S NOT MINE!!!!! AND I’M NOT STEALING OR MISTREATING IT EITHER!!!!!!’

the moment you’re back in his sight, he’s THRUSTING that tiny loud bald creature in your arms it’s a child jisung ║ * ರ Ĺ̯ ರ * ║

and he expects for you to panic too but right away

the baby quietens down as you cuddle her close to your chest and coo softly in a hushed baby voice

and she plays with your shirt while you glare at your boyfriend (눈_눈)

“y/n, you sorcerer, how did you just shut it off?”

“i didn’t ‘shut it off’, she’s a baby not a tape recorder”

“oh REALLY, i couldn’t tell the difference for a moment there”

you just might consider returning jisung and keeping the baby（ ಠωಠ）

he watches in wonder as you entertain the baby for the next few minutes until her mother comes back

and he swears his heart skips a beat when he sees your smile widen with tenderness once you get a small giggle out of the baby (*ฅ́˘ฅ̀*)

he supposes maybe she isn’t so bad since she makes you so happy

even though she was louder than even chenle which is an accomplishment at this point

and when jisung notices your slight pout once you gave the baby back and parted ways he makes sure to shower your face in kisses until you regain the same smile that made him fall so deep in love with you

[cartooncadet666]

Another drawing of Skeebo's mom! Tbh I really like her character, she kind of reminds me of Sam's mom from Green Eggs and Ham. She is apart of an organization that focuses on the paranormal side of reality, due to one of their experiments many scientists, monster hunters, and exorcists got stuck inside of this false reality and had to face the creations of old dreams and spirits of the dead. She knows Pac's parents since she went with them in highschool, the irony of it is that Aurora and Zac don't like each other, guess that trait passed down to their sons along with their attitude.

·She's iconic af, being a bad*ss mother of 2 difficult sons

·She doesn't mind anyone but she takes a disliking towards Zac, always saying that some parts of him need to 'mature'

·She was targeted because she was apart of Dr. Buttocks disappearance, when really she tried to stop him from killing himself because of what he did to Sir. C (I sort of believe that Sir. C and the doctor could be ex-lovers)

·She is part of the 'Ghost Guides' which is a group of Pac-people that focus on the souls of the deceased, her team are either dead or gone from the false reality due to a few souls being deadly.

·She doesn't believe that Lord Betrayus or any of the ghosts are bad, she always thinks that they're going through the 5 stages of grief and can't accept that they can't go back to being alive. Her reports on the deadly souls were about at least 4 of the main villains:

- Butler was a soul of fear, he was covered by flowers from where he died and he would never leave until he heard from his brother to come out. He doesn't believe anywhere is safe and is always crying or panicking.

- Specter (yes, he's apart of this) would never rest until his afterlife enemies Earthquake and Claire is killed. He wanted to avenge those that have died because of Claire's selfishness and get revenge for the children that died in Earthquake's arms. His body is covered in jagged angry shadows and a harmful poisonous aroma. Protecting those he loves is his #1 priority.

- Dr. Buttocks is completely different since his soul is trapped inside of a tall robotic hare named Coco, Coco was built by Andy Daniels, Aurora's best friend. Coco was supposed to be a healthcare companion for people like Betrayus, but he malfunctioned and killed the doctor by accident. Dr. Buttocks is living with guilt and sadness inside of Coco's body because of what happened to Sir. Cumference, he barely leaves his sanctuary unless he wants to check on Butler. His main fear is always displayed on his face, hurting someone that he loved again.

- Unlike the other 4, Betrayus's soul can shift forms or ages whenever it likes. His soul's favorite form to be is a small doll version of his ghost self or age wise he likes being 5-16 years of age. Betrayus often leads lost ghosts and spirits to the Nether Realm so they can meet his physical body, but his soul is often very picky about if they should go or not, he wants to protect those who are scared of moving on and helps them get there when they're ready. His soul is very gentle and sweet, if you somehow ended up in the shadow version of his childhood home, he would take care of you until you want to move on. In his physical body he feels any sort of mental or physical pain coming from a new ghost so he would send them with Butler to be taken care of.

Aurora kept doing her research until there was an imbalance in the neutral plane, at the end of season 2 Sir. C built a portal to the false reality to get information from it, but it malfunctioned and opened up other portals in various locations, sucking many main characters inside. "Great, now I have to deal with this bullcrap and babysit, what's next God?!" was her response to realizing they were all there with her.

[bular]

Welcome to Live Commentary

I had no one to talk to while watching the movie and I hate being alone with my thoughts so I wrote everything down in my notes app. It's not coherent! Enjoy!

Aw yeah 1.5 seconds of Bular that is all I needed! Might as well stop now I've seen my boy I'm satisfied.

Why is there a nearly 4 minute recap as if I haven't watched the show at least 50 times. I should be the one giving the recap.

The beginning felt a bit forced to me but maybe that's just me? Like they just tried to squeeze too many things into a small timeframe without any buildup, it just didn't really work. Congrats on the engagement! This is my OTP so I'm very happy! But it came out of nowhere.

Nari in Douxies body is so wrong and I love it and hate it at the same time (positive)

Eli is BIG. I knew he was gonna be tall but I was not prepared for that chiseled face. Or the fact that he stepped off the ship without glasses? I wear glasses and I would not choose to step off a spaceship blind.

OkAY who had mpreg on their bingo card?

AAARRRGGHH actually said a full sentence 🥺 there is no heterosexual explanation for this scene and I'm here for it

Arcadia being the center of the universe really does make a lot of sense. I hate how much sense it makes. Despise it.

Strickler in a Christmas sweater is something i didn't know I needed. Jim's jacket too but that's just adorable, Jim's adorable. Oh sweet baby you're about to get fucked over so bad.

Love seeing Barbara actively participating in battle too. Good for her! Power family!!

Where are the kids tho? Is NotEnrique babysitting? Either that or they hired the girl from the Incredibles movie.

Nomura is so talented I love seeing her fighting on the good side. I can't explain it but I love digitigrade legs they're just so pretty?? Aesthetically pleasing??? Fuck yeah, legg! I could watch Nomura run around and be badass all day.

WAIT NO OH SHIT HOW DARE YOU FUCK

STRICKLER DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE NOT YOU TOO THAT'S TOO FUCKING RUDE DON'T DO THIS TO ME

THERE'S NO WAY HE'S DEAD RIGHT WE SAW NO BODY

Barbara does not deserve this I refuse to accept it. He's fine he'll be back they wouldn't kill two Changelings at once. Also Nomura is with Draal now I take no criticism.

So my favorite characters were Bular, Draal, Gunmar and Angor. And before this movie I always half-joked that everyone I love dies, how I still like Strickler and Nomura but apart from them all of my faves were killed in the very order of favoritism. AND NOW LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LOVE A CHARACTER. MY LOVE IS TOXIC.

OKAY I LOVE GUN RO- WAIT NO I DON'T LOVE HIM FUCK ABORT ABORT

It's great tho omg

I didn't realize it was Gun Robot when I saw it in the trailer this is amazing

Okay but imagine you're chilling in your trollmarket minding your own business when some misfit group of strangers waltzes in, steals your favorite shiny and celebrates your death before running off

"I AM GUN ROBOT" IS THE HORN LMAOOO

Nana better show up at some point to reunite with her boytoy, I'll cancel this entire franchise otherwise

Something bad is going to happen to Toby isn't it. He's getting too much screentime

Jim's hand got DEEP FRIED

ARCHIE NO

We can play Scrabble okay if they don't free them (which they must) I want an after credits scene of them playing scrabble

Douxie and Nari's bond 🥺🥺🥺

Nari pls just say what you fuckin mean the world is ending

Oh god is she going to remember killing Nomura oh nooo

Claire don't make the portal you will die again. Your hair gon be white all over

EVERYONE AVOIDING THE SCHOOL JUST RIGHT THERE LMAO RIP

I love how Darci is just with the school bus. Civilian girlfriend. But also love how the world is ending and Coach is like "fuck that I'm gonna teach these kids"

Does he know his son is pregnant

"Going back to the city where it's safe" buddy have you been to that city

Whatever happens, Nari has the coolest looking titan. Giant four legged gremlin. I'd adopt him.

WAIT SHE CAN FEEL THE PAIN?

Me: oh i love that titan

The titan 5 seconds later:

Did Nari just fucking die what the FUCK

Oh of COURSE the pages are stuck together RIGHT THERE

Seriously tho how do you not notice an entire nougat nummy in a book

Wait so Arcadia has another heartstone? Or OH SO IT'S ALIVE. OKAY GREAT. GUNMAR COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT HUH

Love how the Heartstone has been dormant/dead for months and apparently heard Blinky say it's alive and decided to wake up RIGHT THEN

Finally they're evacuating the city. This is like, the third apocalypse there. About time.

Okay so you can't pull Excalibur from the rock, but you CAN carve out the stone. Couldn't you just carve it off the sword as close as possible and like. Use that? Just swing the whole damn rock around?

God i can NOT get over Steve's pants. I mean I read a spoiler he was gonna be pregnant but I thought it was a prank or shitpost. I did not see this coming and I am never going to be over it. I love how he and Aja just roll with it and nobody else even cares. They've seen weirder stuff. So he's pregnant now. Whatever.

Jim's hand is bandaged and his ribs still hurt. I love that they're actually consistent with his injuries. I mean sucks for him but hell yeah for hero that doesn't always win!

Okayyy here comes the heartstone. Why not!

IS HE IN LABOR

So if you kiss an Akiridion 7 times you will have 3-5 babies in a few hours. How are they not overpopulated?? Also Aja couldn't have WARNED STEVE BEFOREHAND?

Eli is so supportive omfg

So uh where are the babies gonna come out of? I'm not into mpreg how does this usually work

OH STEVE THANKS FOR ASKING MY QUESTION

Oh good thing he happens to have 8 friends still alive. Otherwise this would've never worked. Nomura had to die otherwise there would've been 10 of them.

Why is everyone bowing to Jim? Did they rehearse this?

Stuart if you hadn't taken a bathroom break you would've thrown off the math and doomed the world. That was a poop of fate my man

Ahhh the signature quote. Where did Douxie and the Akiridions learn it? Did they rehearse this too? It's really cliché but I do like it tbh

If Strickler were dead we'd see more Barbara right?

WOOO BLINKY DRIVING

Ah Jim just used she/her for Bellroc! Finally we're learning some pronouns. I've been wondering this whole time.

MY VIRGIN EYES. WHAT IS GOING O N

How are they not dying with all this lava?

She really just yeeted Varvatos

Did Claire just tell AAARRRGGHH to jump off the titan and he did it without question

I want to say I like Stuart and want him to have more screentime, but I won't say it because I don't want him to die

Jim's poor ribs

Toby can drive yoooo

Tobyyy you're scaring meeeee

So did they really need the different stone or was the amulet just waiting for Jim to choose death over giving up

I saw the armor before but it looks VERY COOL

Also I didn't mention this before but I love that they cut Merlin's name from the incantation. Good for them.

Toby you lost your helmet noooo

For real tho I'm terrified for Toby rn. I saw a comment somewhere earlier that just said "Toby no" with no context and I am AFRAID

So do Bellroc's eyes work after all? I thought she was blinded back in Wizards in the past.

DID SHE JUST FUCKING STAB MY BOY

TOBY YOU SHOULD NOT BE THERE GET OUT THE TRUCK

Bellroc maybe screaming "i'm powerless" in front of your enemy isn't the best idea

She sploosh

DID JIM SURVIVE THAT FALL AND ALSO IS THE TACO TRUCK OKAY

How is he lifting Claire like that buddy you have bruised ribs and just got stabbed

ELI HI CAN WE SEE THE KIDS

SEVEN KIDS! AND ELI JR I LOVE IT

This show really loves to give people more than the recommended amount of babies with no warning huh

She immediately knows which one is Eli Jr 🥺 okay listen I'm not the biggest fan of comic relief sideplot surprise babies, but I have to admit they're cute. Cute couple. Throuple. Eli is in on this. He even has a Junior.

I TOLD YOU WHERE'S THE DAMN TACO TRUCK NANA WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU AND NEITHER WILL I

Oh yea he better fuckin be alive I will commit murder

HE BETTER FUCKIN BE ALIVE BITCH

FUCK YOU

THAT'S A WHOLE ASS CHILD HE ISN'T ALLOWED TO DIE IT'S ILLEGAL

JIM IS GONNA LOOK DOWN AT THE GREEN GLOWING BITCH AAARRRGGHH CONVENIENTLY THREW THERE AND SEE HIM ALIVE OR SOMETHING

YEAH USE THE SWORD TO UNDEAD HIM! THAT'S HOW YOU USE SWORDS!

Unbecoming Part 2

So is Jim just gonna Groundhog Day it until everyone is fine? There's only 13 minutes left we're gonna need a bigger movie

Also I screamed so much about everyone's death and now everyone reading this after they already saw the whole thing is gonna shame me for clowning huh

The scene where Blinky is giving his goodbye speech, there are no babies and Steve has a round belly? Did he reabsorb them?? I mean I know Jim is about to un-birth them but he hasn't started yet

JUST HOW FAR BACK IS HE PLANNING TO GO

WAIT HOLD UP EXCUSE ME WHAT

Oh they did NOT just do that. I though he was just gonna go back to like, the start of the movie maybe. Not all the way

Imagine being in your early twenties with as much trauma as this kid has and having to pretend you're 16 again

Somewhere Unkar is complaining because "oh sure NOW it's a good idea"

I know Jim is wondering where Toby is because he was there before. But before, he made an entire meatloaf AND did his homework before leaving the house, so honey maybe wait a minute

For a second I thought Toby wasn't gonna be there and Jim would return to the right time. But there he is!

Alright so they're in school now, did they take the canal and just didn't mention the amulet on screen or did they pass it as if the Unbecoming episode hadn't been that traumatizing? Jim you know what happens when you ignore it

Jim maybe you're being too obvious here lmao

Soooo. Anyway. These whole past years I've rewatched this show over and over and over again are cancelled now?

OKAY AT LEAST WE SAW NANA FOR A SPLIT SECOND THAT'S IRONIC TIMING

So we get the quote again. And Trollhunter Tobias is nice. Cool. Cool AU I mean, but I don't know. I don't knowwww. I've been way too invested in everything to just accept that it never happened?? So uh. Hm. How about this.

Strickler survived because fuck you, and Toby also survived and just has scars now. Maybe a wheelchair but he's fine, also he can use the Warhammer for super speed and make it awesome once he's used to it. Archie and Charlie get freed once they rebuild the bridge (and they were playing scrabble to pass the time). Nomura is still dead because she died on screen and I can't really deny that but she's with Draal so it's okay. Everyone is traumatized but they'll be fine. NotEnrique is still babysitting 500 babies and Steve is about to bring 7 more.

In summary, I reject Groundhog Day ending but everything else was great, as long as it actually happened. It was a good movie. But you can't just cancel years of passion. Having the prospect of a million "canon AUs" sounds great for writing but at the same time nooo you can't do that he didn't have to go back THAT far HHHHH

I liked the movie. It was a great watch and a satisfying end to a franchise, but I gotta say I do not fancy the ending of it so I will from now on be in denial. I honestly feel kind of betrayed that this show was my whole life for so long, I learned every smallest fact, and they basically deleted it from existence. I know what they were going for, I think, but no thank you I will be going with my own opinion. Still gonna rewatch it a few dozen times though ✌🏻

And that concludes my live commentary that was supposed to be a small handful of notes. Feel free to shame me for my opinions. See ya!

[hoardofhyperfixations]

Sonic Headcanons Based Solely on the movie:

Maddie's not straight. Definitely like bi or something. Just trust me

If Robotnik is mentioned or talked about by ANYONE in the Sonic family, he's called Eggman, don't @ me on this

After Robotnik gets back, things are relatively normal

Robotnik tries to get Sonic several times and fails, but its no where near as intense or dangerous as the first time

Robotnik is not out for blood. He just wants to test somethings with Sonic's power. But he never actually explained what he wanted with Sonic, so they assume he wants him dead

Robotnik and Sonic argue like little kids ("Am not!" "Are to!")

Stone and Maddie meet up for coffee without Tom or Robotnik knowing

Sonic views Ivo and Stone as his weird uncles after a while

At one point, Robotnik has Sonic in his clutches. He tells Stone to let him escape.

They're all still enemies but Robotnik and Stone are invited to things like Thanksgiving and "its stupid to turn down an opportunity to spy on them, Stone, and Maddie makes excellent turkey"

They all know Robotnik won't hurt them but he threatens them anyway

Maddie picks on Tom for letting a minor into a bar and then proceeding to start a bar fight

Sonic and co try to get Robotnik and Stone together

Tom and Sonic tease Robotnik A LOT about his obvious feelings for Stone until he admits it (which he won't until he absolutely has to)

Maddie (who has the braincell of the sonic family) legitimately helps Stone figure things out

Robotnik does not legally exist and he uses it as an excuse not to do things ("you can't do that" "I Do Not Exist")

Robotnik has absolutely dragged Stone into one of his dance sessions

Sonic goes to school

Sometimes, Tom and Maddie can't pick Sonic up from school so you might just see this giant, egg-shaped robot thing pick Sonic up and take him home (or sometimes a guy in a suit who Sonic will address as 'Rock Man' when he gets in the shiny black car)

Ivo will deny that its him if asked but tbh everyone knows

Even though they should... nobody told the government that Robotnik it back.

Stone babysits for Sonic "without Robotnik knowing" (he knows but ignores it)

I just really love this concept-

[cyro-starfire]

Read more for info and shit

I now present to thee: the worst crossover in history! My brain is slightly on a FNAF kick thanks to sethiccles, but i wanna stay hyperfixiated on Sonic so my dumbass came up with a poor excuse for an Au! In this Au the Fnaf places were actually built by Eggman when he was young and not hellbent on killing Sonic! He gave the place to a shady ass mobian (guess what his name is) and the mobian turned it into a killer robot pizzeria. When the asshole got arrested, the place was abandoned and forgotten. 40 years later team dark gets sent on a mission to explore the abandoned restaurant because of "supernatural activity" going on. The animtronics are held in captivity thanks to G.U.N BUT, one particular animtronic has proved to be very dangerous, imma give ya 3 seconds to guess who it is...DADADA SPRINGTRAP! WHOOO-DE-FUCKIN DOO! Unfortunately Shadow can't look after the robot so he asks Cy to take care of the robot (AKA babysit it to make sure it doesn't kill people), Cy ends up becoming sleep deprived and easily agitated thanks to Springtrap being a shithead. Springtrap is NOT possesed by William in this Au, the shady mobian actually programmed Springtrap to be the way he is, he's the only robot who isn't possesed. There ya go, take my shitty Au

This Springtrap includes:

• a very non aware boi

• spacing out 24/7

• a fucked up voice box

• moves like a fucked up Zombot

• many more bullshit headcanons!

Tbh it was way more fun and easy to draw Springtrap as a mobian.. and while I'm on this kick in the ass have a shitty meme

Eggman: OHOHO YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO STOP ME THIS TIME YOU PINK- [notices Springtrap] uhh... what's that you have there?

Cyro drinking a soda while holding the leash: A soda.

Also have a shitty doodle concept

[darnittumbleweed]

Ooh, how about headcannons for what each member of the team is like when they're drunk?

Gideon: Quiet contemplative drunk. Also weepy drunk once he gets too far into the bottle

Hotch: laid back quiet drunk. Just wants to relax and listen to some good music with a nice glass of scotch. Won’t even smile when he’s drunk. He’s a robot I’m telling you.

Rossi: loud talkative drunk. Like too talkative. Also tries new recipes and wrecks his kitchen. Pasta everywhere. His housekeeper hates him

Emily: classy (In her own mind) flirty drunk. Sensual flirting with everyone male or female. More females than males tbh. Drunk Emily brings all the ladies to the yard.

Garcia: giggly happy drunk. She won’t stop laughing it’s not even funny but she can’t stop

JJ: party drunk. Moms night out. She’ll dance on a table if you don’t watch her. Lots of going: JJ hon no!

Elle: Dangerous drunk. She’ll cut you...Elle wtf where’d you get that switchblade ffs!!!

Reid: weepy silly drunk. Over emotional crying over how much he loves you. No iq left in that poor man. Just weepy and dumb. Cries because he can’t open his beer. It’s not a twist top Reid hon. Yes your hand hurts because You need a bottle opener for that, pls stop crying.

Luke: dumbass drunk. Gonna steal that cardboard stand advertising coors light. Also randomly adopts a few dogs while drunk. He has too many dogs wtf Luke stop it. He just wants to pet all the dogs and cries because he only has two hands to pet with.

Tara: also a flirty drunk. She’s drunk Emily’s wing woman. She brings all the dudes to the yard and promptly gives them the wrong number...and a fake name. She’s been known to give them Reid’s number but pretends she doesn’t know why all these random thirsty dudes keep calling Reid looking for some chick who said her name was April.

Alex Blake: faux intellectual drunk. Low key annoying. I don’t want to talk about Socrates , drink another shot Alex pls

Kate: twerking drunk will dance with jj on a table. It’s a hot mess.

Matt Simmons: chill drunk. He’s a dad and wants to babysit the rest of the drunk BAU but he can’t watch them all. Also cries because he loves his wife.

Morgan: party drunk. Dances too much doesn’t care how sweaty and foolish he looks, karaoke time! Goes home with anyone. Watch him so he doesn’t get himself in trouble

[acircusfullofdemons]

ARCADIA: HIDDEN IN CODE [HUMAN AU]

This is a Human!AU I've made because most of not all my paras are some sort of supernatural creature — don't be fooled, even if they "look" human, they still have some magical ability. So for this AU, they're just like humans irl.

Also, after some thinking, I’ve decided that they’re all going to be around college-age (I think Anthony & Jordan are a tad younger – juniors or seniors idk) seeing as how I myself am soon entering college...hooray...

ANTHONY MORNINGSTAR

His family is very, very rich. You'd think this would be great, but most only like him for his money, so he doesn't have a lot of "real" friends.

He meets Jordan first & then by extension Elliott.

Honestly? His parents probably force him to become a business major in order to take over the ‘family business’. Anthony hates it but doesn’t really know what else he wants to do yet. I think eventually he just drops out & moves in with Jordan for a bit tbh.

Y'know he probably came out as trans to his family after he got a name change / started T...not sure how well they'd take it, though.

CALYPSO RAYMOND

He's a Theater Kid. Everyone at the circus is in his theater class. He’s majoring in Musical Theater!

Him & Reverie (who's called Cecilia in this au) ACTUALLY spend time together. Ikr, spending time with your twin sister? What a concept. He used to live with her & their parents before moving in with Rowan & Jane.

He has a Youtube Channel where he sings covers & original songs. He also makes waayyy to many tiktoks.

Does gymnastics w/Cecilia on the side.

ELLIOTT HART

She works part-time at StarLight Museum, which is also owned by her mother, Ruth.

Her & Jordan actually grow up together….the chaos Ruth & Gregory had to go through, everyone pray for them.

Her appearance changes a bit: she has blonde hair & blueish-gray eyes instead of brown hair & green eyes. Though….there's always the possibility of her dying it brown one day…

Is renting an apartment with Toby, they’re roommates (omg they were roommates…)

JANE BELLEROSE

You know what? She's still a teen mom & has Jace. Her parents end up kicking her out so she goes to live with Rowan instead (their childhood friends + Seth [aka rowans dad] was ok with it before they moved out).

Going to college to do something in childcare, possibly be a social worker.

Oh there's definitely gonna be beef between her & Sam (= Jace's dad). I don't think it'll last for long tho bc (1) I don't really wanna think about Sam, (2) Jane is fine being a single mother, (3) Sam doesn't really care all that much about having a son tbh. Sure, he may have tried to get custody, but only bc of the money child support would give him.

She does kickboxing & martial arts! It's her favorite pastime & helps her blow off steam.

JORDAN HART

Probably one of the few times Cyber goes by their legal name (= Jordan).

Still has a prosthetic arm, probably got it in an unfortunate car accident.

STEM Major...you already KNOW they’re going into robotics. Or a mechanic...something that let's them work with machines, that's for sure.

Other than that they probably just spend way too much time on the internet ngl.

ROWAN DELLACROY

His dads the chief of police...which isn't all that fun when you live in a small town & everyone avoids you bc they think you're gonna rat them out.

He babysits Blair, Kelly is his foster / adoptive sister (he also watches Jace for Jane sometimes).

Him & Jane are childhood friends, which is how they know each other. One day he just randomly met Calypso — I'm honestly not sure how — and he's never known peace since.

Working on a Masters Degree in Public Health to become an epidemiologist (someone who studies diseases….sir pls help us with covid).

TOBY REYNOLDS

Of course he’s getting a history major. I think he wants to be a history teacher??

Also works are StarLight Museum...but in a totally different section then Elliott goddamn it.

In terms of family, he has a dad & 2 older brothers.

He builds robots with Jordan in his spare time! He's also part of an online photography group.