#tankman x reader

[onlywhenthemoonshines]

Enter as you may, but only the moon will hold the answers in which you seek

Introduction. Rules. What i write for. Masterlist. Fan art <3

Divider credits

1 - @sister-lucifer

2. @k1ssyoursister ( I use that one the most )

[asmomothedevil]

[WIP]

C0ck joke

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[konata-izumi-kinny-writes]

Captain John x F! Clown Lolita Reader

(with a pet crocodile)

Romantic HCs and mini-fic

[Tw: clown stuff, Captain has some... interesting.. nicknames, Mini-fic includes tons of death. Ya use acidic cotton candy to melt peeps n stuff.

THERE IS MENTION OF CIRCUS ANIMALS, THEY ARE NOT REAL IN THIS FIC. I DO NOT SUPPORT OR CONDONE THE ACT OF ABUSING WILD ANIMALS FOR ENTERTAINMENT.

Your pet croc is NOT considered a circus animal, you share a good relationship and you take care of it unlike how circus animals are treated.]

Outfit for minific (feel free to imagine a different color scheme):

🎪 He thought you were really fuckin weird at first, especially with a croc wearing a clown collar following you around.

🎡 You definitely grew on him though, lemme tell ya. He loves the croc now too.

🐘 Bro finds you hilarious! You're able to make him laugh without even trying

🎭 but the crush REALLY hit him when you surprised him with some snacks and a balloon animal.

🍿 He talked about you a lot to Steve. He was happy to hear at first but after a while he was just flat-out irritated that John wasn't confessing to you.

🎠 You eventually confessed by attaching a love note and cotton candy to your croc, and having it give them to John.

🍭 Later on he had someone bring you to his office. He sat you down as your croc jumped on his lap.

🔮 "So... you have feelings for me, huh?"

"..yes sir, i do."

"Heh, never though you felt the same, sugartits."

John smiles at you before plucking a small piece of cotton candy off of the giant cone of it you gifted him and eating it.

"Haha... quite a cruel joke, sir...... er- was it a joke??"

"Nope, it was not. You're mine now, babe."

He gets up and put his hands on your waist before he kissed you on the forehead. You give him a hug after kissing his cheek.

AND THATS HOW YALL GOT TOGETHER

🎢 and yes he calls you "Sugartits" on a regular basis. No matter how you identify... hes calling you that. (Unless you ask him not to)

🎪 Hes a good dad to your croc. Gives it lots of back scritches.... and enemy corpses.

🎡 He loves how fluffy and full your skirts are. He'll have you spin for him among other things. You're pretty, you're cute, you're his silly princess, and he loves you.

🐘 Despite how silly you are, Captain thinks you're the hottest person on earth.... which you are.

🎭 He honks your nose

🍿 Pet names are; Babe, Lovey, Sweet Cheeks, Sugartits, Tiger, Dove, Cookie, Jellybean, and Circus Peanut

🍭 For that very reason, the past months you've been working on some acts... deadly acts. Along with fatal treats to give out.

🎠 Because he loves you so much, John is very protective of you. Obviously. Yall are in a war, why wouldn't he be protective? But lately hes been feeling stressed af so hes even MORE protective.

🔮 Balloons that drop people from extreme heights, an electric whip, acid spraying flower, amall robotic animals that maul anyone in sight (didnt have enough materials for life sized ones), hoops with extendable blades, and a pair of uzis in case things go wrong.

🎢 As for the snacks, you made acidic cotton candy, exploding popcorn, Snowcones that freeze people from the inside, poisonous Funnel cake, expanding circus peanuts that choke people or break their stomach, lots of things.

🎪 So you packed up said items in a huge backpack, put on a cloak and followed John and his team to wherever they were going.

"Dying of Laughter"

You followed John and his team to the other team's base, they then split off into different sections, hiding behind rubble and in ditches. Everything was in place.

Were they ambushing them, mayhaps they were trying to get the upperhand over something? In the midst of your thoughts you see the other team starting to leave, so you jump out into the clearing before John can give the team permission to fire.

"Wait- who the fuck is that?!"

"Uh hi??"

"Whats with the fucking bag?"

"Hey dude is that your mom under that cloak?"

"Very funny, shut it."

Murmurs spread across the atmosphere like a virus on both sides. John was confused and perplexed, is this another enemy, who the fuck is this person, is it a person??

"HEY!" He shouted towards you, you turn his way to acknowlege him.

"Who are you!?"

".....I suggest saving the questions for after the show, sweetie."

He recognized your voice immediately, and radioed his team to hold their fire... but he still didn't know what you're doing out here.

Now the figurative stage is yours. You throw off the cloak as robotic doves fly out, revealing your attire.

"Helloooo~🎶 Its been a long time since i've had an audience, it feels just like it used to.... other than the fact that i'm in a fucking post-apocalyptic war."

That last line earned a few chuckles from the audience, you take that as a sign to keep going.

"But of course, I can't sustain you on jokes only, so i got tricks too, and snacks. After all, we gotta add some spice so things aren't boring, hehe, thats what she said."

Almost half the audience guffawed at the jest, including John. While they were distracted, one of your robo-doves delivered a note to Steve and John.

'Don't eat the snacks. And do not engage in the acts in any way. They are deadly.'

They quickly relayed the message to tthe rest of the team. Captain knows what you're doing now, and he loves it.

"Now what do do first.... anyone have requests?"

"Balloon animals!!"

Perfect. After making and handing out said balloon animals to the enemy team upon request, you moved on the the second act.

"So.. animals! We don't really see them anymore, do we? Quite sad, I loved them... i still do. And i managed to acquired some!"

Your robotic circus animals came out of your bag and did their routines. Some interacting with the enemy team, gaining their affections.

The rest of the acts went smoothly and without issue as well. Everyone was happy and enjoying your little displays, time for the sillystring to catch fire.

You let out a laugh of your own before you pull out a red button. You go over to John and give him a kiss, then sit on his lap. His face is bright red. You give a smile before you cheerfully say to the other team...

"This was fun, it really was. But enough with the games... this is war, goodbyyyye~🎶"

And with the press of that button, everything goes haywire. People are melting, exploding, suffocating, freezing, being mauled, just dying in general.

Hours later you're skipping back to base alongside John and his team, happy as a clam. There weren't as many casualties as usual, and you finally got to be on the front lines with the love of your life.

It was after you got your pajamas on that you were summoned to John's office.

"Hello, honey!~🎶 what do ya need me for?"

"Can we... talk for a second?"

"....did i do something wrong, did you not like the show, dearie?"

"I did, and that was very clever! I'm proud... but worried at the same time. Babe, you really put yourself in danger out there! In fact you still are!"

"What do you mean, love?"

"Sweet cheeks, now that they know what you look like and who you are to me, they will actively hunt you down if you so much as take a step out of base."

"Ah.... shoulda thought of that... sorry John, I really wanted to help. You've been stressed lately and i figured some support would take some weight off your shoulders."

"Heh.. I appreciate it sugartits, you really did help us out there... hey maybe you can support me in a different way."

You laugh at his teasing before you give him a hug and pepper his face with kisses.

"Okay, Circus Peanut. Its time for bed, by the way, what happened to all of those weird little animals ya made?"

He questioned as he lay down beside you on your shared cot.

"Oh, i have them stored in some crates behind the showers. If its okay, I'd like to control them from base to help you more, I added speakers so i can talk to you too."

"That sounds amazing, dove... goodnight, I love you."

You give him a kiss before you close your eyes.

"Love you too, sweetie.."

Lmfao the end. this is very cringe

Requests are closed, also why tf do my fics always end with you falling asleep-

Thanks for reading :)

[urboynoah]

𝙏𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣!

What I will do!

Headcanons

Mini fictions and potentially big ones if I'm inspired

Abcd FLUFF

take requests for multiple characters! (7 maximum please!)

Gore

What I will not do!

Nsfw fics

/sx headcanons about minors

Abcd SMUT

Yandere stuff

If you want to know what I'll do or not that isn't mentioned here, feel free to ask in asks!

Who I will do

Any fnf character I know about ( mostly the popular ones)

Steve and John from Tankmen

Mercenaries in tf2

Sanford, Deimos and Hank from Madness combat

Again, feel free to ask if you aren't sure of who I'm doing!

[b4mpyre-k1zz3s]

Omg Hii!! So I was wandering if you could do a Bam x female reader where they both are mean to each other all the time in a joking way of course and like the others are always wandering how their relationship works and is healthy when they always seem to be doing something??

Bam X Mean!Y/N HC’s!

Bam Margera X Fem!Reader

Warnings: Extremely suggestive content, crude language, playful bullying

An: Thank you so much for this request!! Honestly, I find this kind of dynamic really endearing because it shows how close two people are that they can get away with being kind of mean to each other :D I was inspired to write this after looking Bam’s name up on Urban Dictionary! Anyways, thank you for the request and please keep sending them!!

None of the guys could understand why Bam and you stayed together given the fact you seemingly hated each other’s guts

Making it even worse was the fact that you were on your boyfriend’s level when it came to the maturity (or lack thereof) of your insults.

You weren’t sure what you were originally fighting about this time,

But, like usual with you, it just devolved into name calling and puerile verbal attacks,

“Yeah- I hope you fall on that dumbass belt buckle so I can see it slice your dick off!”

Bam cracked a grin, seeing an opportunity, “Ohh, so you wanna see my dick, huh?” His go to defense in these situations usually was to make things sexual

Which you would meet with disgust, of course, “Ugh! Hell no! Keep that fuckin’ thing away from me.”

That response he found particularly hilarious, as evident by the fact that it was the only response he would give to any question you asked him for the next week, imitating your voice in a high falsetto.

Back and forth, day in and day out- you would think the two of you would eventually get tired of it

But even when you were talking to the other guys, you seemed to have nothing but nasty things to say about each other!

Take, for example, the time you got word that Bam was joking about your sex life with his dumb little buddies.

It was only brought to your attention after Novak pulled you aside one day because he wanted to know if you could really put your ankles behind your head

Rolling your eyes you scoffed, “Seriously? Bam said that?”

“Well, maybe you can ask him if he really sounds like a girl when I blow him.”

Your boyfriend got back at your sass with his pranks and usual bullshit,

Like waking you up at three am by throwing his body on your bed just because he got the urge to tackle you,

Or nabbing food you were making for yourself and scarfing it down right in front of you

With how often you were at each other’s throats, it’s understandable that some of the guys were confused why the hell you were together in the first place, but it was pretty simple:

Besides the fact you had known Bam since forever, you had the same sense of humor.

No matter if it was him and you in freshman year, laughing at Newgrounds cartoons on your family computer or the two of you trying to explain to the comedic nuances of BASEketball and Robin Hood: Men in Tights to Ryan-

Who, despite the both of your explaining it in detail, never heard you out.

But who cares- insulting each other and getting away with it was just how you showed love

[s0urgumm1z]

HIHIHIHIHIHI, making this out of pure boredom and a need to practice my writing skills. Please read down below before requesting :3

★I will write★

•LGBTQ

•guy, girl and neutral reader

•platonic/romantic

•Headcanon

Don't be afraid to ask me for sum if interested.

⚠I won't write⚠

•Pedophilia/Incest

•Rape

•Fetishes

•NSFW for minor characters (may be open for characters of age but I'm not sure yet)

I can turn down anything even if not aligned with any of this if I choose to do so, without explanation.

♡Fandoms I'd like to write for♡

(does not mean I'm not open to writing for other fandoms)

•ROTTMNT (I know this show best)

•FNaF

•FNF

•Tankman

•Edd'sWorld

•CRK

I'll probably add more later on lol

♡Characters I'd like to write for♡

(does not mean I'm not open to writing for others character in such fandoms)

•Donnie (rottmnt)

•Sun/Moon (fnaf)

•John/Tankman (newgrounds/fnf)

•Edd (edssworld)

•Pure Vanilla (crk)

•Dark Choco (crk)

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Mother, I crave angst

So uhh

Garcello, tankman, ruv and senpai with their s/o that was supposedly found dead but shows up out of nowhere (halfway beaten to death) -🥛

Of course, my child. But to expand on this imagine:

Imagine these guys turned on the news to see a report of their s/o's apparent death (or overheard someone mention s/o's name). And they freak out and go to the scene, but on the way there s/o appears, alive but nearly beaten to death

..........

Garcello

Nearly chokes on his cigarette the moment he turns on the news and sees someone's body was found--

At the place you told him you'll be at.

All the smokes in the world couldn't calm him down as he rushes out the door and tries his best to run (though he's way too out-of-shape).

But then youcall his name and he gasps for air, looking to see you hiding in an alleyway. His shock only grows when he sees how wounded you are.

"S/o..who..wh-who did this?"

"Couldn't see their face but...I-I'm alright...I think.."

He's shaking with exhaustion and relief, calling an ambulance with your phone since he has no idea what to do.

Tankman

One of his soldiers sadly reports seeing your body near the enemy base...and he's completely shattered.

He packs up his guns and goes alone, furious and desperate to kill whoever killed you and make sure you got a proper funeral.

However he sees one of his own limping in the distance, and as he gets closer he realizes..it's you.

Of course, you wear the same armor as him and everyone else. That other solider probably mistook the dead body for you. They'll be dead meat if it was done as some sick prank.

But for now John's gonna take you back home asap.

Ruv

Of course the moment he turns his back, the moment he can't be with you..

You die.

At first he doesn't wanna believe the news or whoever told him. He's just in denial as he searches for you, rage building up inside of him.

He knew that you're taking a huge risk dating a criminal like him, but he didn't think you'd actually get killed for it.

When you show up, injured from head to toe, he's swift to carry you to the church, demanding Sarvente to help you.

He won't show it but damn..he was terrified that he lost you.

Senpai

No matter how or who he hears the news from, he's sprinting to your location ASAP. Don't even try to stop him.

He tries finding you at the scene of the incident, but you're not there and he's panicking.

"S-Sen..I'm here.."

When he turns around and sees your injured state, his face turns purple with sheer rage, wondering who could've hurt his sweetheart.

But he calms down and takes you back home, wondering why they'd go after you.

And the tears soon come because....he feels like a failure and can only think of what happened if you died.

[wattpadscapcons]

Hey Smiley Anon here. Can I ask for Tankman, Pico, and Senpai with an S/O who can get angry like Celestia from danganronpa? (I chose these bois cause they can get pretty angry themselves-)

Sure thing Smiley Anon.

Tankman John w/ S/O Who Can Get As Mad As Celestia

- Jesus

- He never really would've expected it from you since you're usually so calm all the time

- "You can calm down Y/N." "Not until I kill this guy." "That's my job hon."

- Is quick to try to calm you down

=

Pico w/ S/O Who Can Get As Mad As Celestia

- Was just waiting for you to get mad

- Since you're usually so calm he knew that anyone that really gets on your nerves was in for hell

- "You want to use my gun?" "You'd let me?" "Hell yeah." "Thank you."

- If anything he likes this side of you

=

Senpai w/ S/O Who Can Get As Mad As Celestia

- Didn't really expect it

- "Wow." "What?" "I've never seen you get that mad before." "Well the guy really got me pissed off..." "I can tell."

- Doesn't change the way he sees you though

- Though that means he has to avoid making you mad

=

[lonelostwriter]

could you do headcanons with tankman john with an s/o who has no sense of danger? like someone who’s very impulsive and does shit without thinking. thanks :)

OMFG YES-

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Tankman(John) x Reader with no sense of danger!

•”Y/N NO GET DOWN FROM THERE-“ You’d be doing the most chaotic things. He’s honestly very fearful to even let you help him out down at the base.

•Magically you obviously don’t get too badly injured while doing shit but nearly give him a heart attack.

•Frankly John questions how God let you live this long but he’s also very thankful.

•There’s been multiple instances of you nearly being hit by a car to save an animal-cat, dog, deer- doesn’t matter.

• “Y/n we need to set some ground rules-“ He would probably do this just because he doesn’t want you hurt- obviously you’d just call him overbearing until you hit a near death experience. Then it makes sense.

•Y-you’ve nearly been mugged on several occasions and always get out unscathed.

•He has watched you time and time again rush into action to help people.

•Scolded you for saving a baby from a burning building by rushing in there yourself. Even though he was also kinda proud

•Overall his blood pressure might be threatened on a daily basis but he wouldn’t trade you for the world.

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This one amuses me. If it’s not to satisfaction I can try to rewrite it!

-Cloaked

[lunarhellscape]

short platonic tankman/reader thing

told myself there wouldn't be dad tankman in this. there is dad tankman. i have failed

reader is implied to be afab but other than that their gender is unspecified. also they're a teenager in this but idk how clear i made that

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     "How many times do I have to tell you that the tank isn't a hideout?" 

Captain crossed his arms, attempting to look as annoyed as he could. That wasn't all that hard given that he had to yell at people frequently, but he couldn't keep the act up around you.

 You looked up to see him standing directly under the hatch; you were shocked you didn't see him come in. In your defense, you had been focused on your art, a hobby you'd taken up since you arrived at the base. You weren't really a part of the army, you just had nowhere else to go. Hell, you were lucky that Captain and Steve even found you wandering around in that wasteland. 

"Sure, dad. Whatever you say," you rolled your eyes, unable to hide the grin on your face. You intended for this to be a light-hearted jab at him, but you looked up in confusion when you didn't hear one of his quips. In fact, he looked like he was caught off guard for a moment, but his trademark smirk quickly resurfaced. 

"Damn, kid, you imprinting on me now?" Now it was your turn to be caught off guard. You opened and closed your mouth a few times, too taken aback to say anything. You didn't think he would take what you said that way. 

"I-- no, I didn't it mean it like that…" you mumbled, glaring into your sketchbook hard enough to burn holes into it. 

Your reply either fell on deaf ears or he ignores you, it was mostly likely the latter. "Well, as your father I command you to come outta the tank. Pretty sure being holed up isn't good for…." He trailed off, eventually giving a half-assed shrug. "Somethin'. I'd say for you dick, but you don't have one, so…"

If your eyes could do a 360 in your head, they would. "Terrible," you huffed. You didn't really move, though; you wouldn't admit it, but being around all those soldiers still made you a bit nervous even after a while. Twirling your pencil around, you looked toward the hatch and then back at your book. 

"Really, kid...that shit isn't healthy," Captain spoke up after a moment of watching you, his tone softening just a little. "Just for a little bit, alright? Father's orders." Well, that didn't last long. You resisted the urge to roll your eyes yet again. 

"Fine," you huffed. He reached over and ruffled your hair, a thing he did often. In a way, it was oddly comforting. As you got up, he moved to help you up the hatch and out of the tank. Y'know, maybe he was right about you imprinting on him. 

[cremebobafiction]

Ask box is open for imagines, headcannons, etc ! Please leave some in my inbox!! <3 

My fandoms list and rules and what not are in my pinned post

[asmomothedevil]

“𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐓𝐞𝐬𝐭”

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[mahnameloren]

Tankman x reader x Steve

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Steve's POV

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I'm kind of upset about what happened, I know it's only been a few hours but she just hits different..? If in the end she falls in love with captain I'll just die! I love Y/N and I can't just let her go... I set up my bed and plop on it, mad and exhausted. In a minute I fell asleep and In seconds it's was day. I went to go check on Y/N before captain can and she was asleep. I wanted to go outside and get her something to eat.. or just cook her something! Captain always says that my food is delicious, so maybe Y/N might like my food to! I put on my googles and get out of the tank.

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Captains POV

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I wake up and see Steve outside making food, I have a good feeling about it but he's never cooked until Y/N got here... I think he saw what happened yesterday but I that wasn't me! I never had felt like that for someone, I don't know if I like her or it's just something stupid... but anyways I'm going to check on Y/N and make sure she's OKAY and wake her up...

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No ones POV

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You get shaken awake by captain, groining you say:

Calm down Jamal don't pull out the 9...

Captain: I'm sorry but who the hell is Jamal?

You: huh... oh it's a.. thing

Captain: oh, well then... get ready sunshine it's time to go..

You: yeah.. alright..

Captain: I'll be outside, by the way Steve is cooking for you because he thinks your cute...

You: what..?

Captain: now you can hear me, okay for real Steve is cooking for you but I don't know about him thinking your cute, go find out for yourself..

You: *~sigh~*yeah right.. get out..

Captain: I can't believe you still care about me seeing you naked.. hurry up..

Captain gets out the tank for you to change. later you didn't care that much and peeked outside the tank and saw Steve making a morning meal for you and captain. It smelt so good so you got up from the tank.

You: it smells good! Hey Steve!

Steve: o-oh! Hey Y/N I'm almost done with everything so just sit down with captain!

you did what he asked you and sat down with Captain.

Steve: So how did you sleep Y/N? I hope you liked the tank!

You: I guess I slept okay, but I still liked it!

Steve: oh that's nice, here you go! I hope you like them!

Steve hands you some pancakes that made your mouth water. You look up at Steve and he blushed and gave you a thumbs up. You almost devoured the pancake in one whole because it tasted so good! You turn to look at captain as he was watching you eat the whole time, he turned around quickly in embarrassment knowing that you noticed he was looking at you.

Steve: Do you like them Y/N? I haven't cooked in a while if they taste bad

You: They taste great Steve! Can you make more tomorrow?

Steve: S-Sure!..

Captain: hey Steve, you do know where the Base is right? We have to bring Y/N there

Steve: Haha! Why would I forget! Y/N when your done get inside the tank please?

You: Okay!

Since you were already done, you walked up to the tank and hopped in like if you knew that routine for 1 year.

Captain: Steve?

Steve: Yeah John?

Captain: Do you adore Y/N?

Steve: WHA-? I-I-I MEAN-

Steve turns into a blushing mess and Captain just stared laughing his ass off.

Captain: Come on Steve lets go

Steve: A-Alright...

Steve gets in the front of the tank and waits for Captains signal to start driving. Once he gave he signal, he started to drive to the base which took HOURS so I'm skipping

Steve: We made it, lets go!

You: this place is giving me a heart attack, I'm nervous...

Steve: Do-

Captain: Don't be, everyone is nice here.

RANDOM TANKMAN 1: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

RANDOM TANKMAN 2: SHUT UP DIPSHIT *~Gunshot noise~*

You: that doesn't sound pleasant...

Steve: Ahaha... Lets go..

You, Steve, and Captain jump out of the tank and You look around the base. it gave off a weird vibe knowing people have died here, you tried to leave it alone but the thought just kept coming back.

Steve: you sure you want to get in?

You: Y-yeahh... and please don't let anything bad happen...

UNKNOWN: HEY FUCKS WHOS THIS MOTHER FUCKER YOUR WITH?

Steve: that's-

Captain: that's Y/N. She will be joining the squad.

Sniper: HEY FUCKER! my name is Ted but just call me sniper.

Steve: that was a attitude change...

You: I'm Y/N! Nice to meet you!

Captain: we have a room for you but your roommate is Barbra! Or just tankgirl or... whatever you wanna call her..

You: Where is she?

Captain: she's in the training area currently.

You: oh okay! Where's the dorm?

Steve: come come!

You follow Steve into a small area with small buildings and you looked around to see a sniper checking you out, not Ted! A different sniper..

But you ignored it and kept moving, besides you thought that all snipers had different uniforms to make them look unique! Take Steve and Captain for example, they have different glasses and Steve doesn't have a

Logo on his shoulder!

Steve: we're here!

You: thanks Steve! I owe you one!

As steve walks away you get inside of the building he led you to and opened one of the doors to see tankgirl changing-

Barbra: eh.. you can come in i don't care if you see me changing I'm used to it..

You: O-Oh, how are you used to it?

Barbra: Do you know the guy sniper?

You: yeah?

Barbra: he always walks into me changing on "accident". I know he's just trying to see my boobs...

You: *~giggle~* did they ever tell you to just kick him in the nuts!

Barbra: *~giggle~* yeah! I might as well cut them off!

You are Barbra burst out laughing then start a conversation that lasted hours, I'm to lazy to do so >:( but she did end up knowing your name.

Barbra: so, is anyone simping for you?

You: eh.,, I wouldn't call it simping but Captain gave me a kiss on the cheek.. it's no biggie though right?

Barbra: he's simping for you honey, he's never acted like this is a while! What about Steve?

You: he cooked for me?

Barbra: two simps ya got there Y/NNNN! If your going to date Steve he will always cook for you! I Bet 10 dollars

You: hahaha! I don't think he wants to be a thing though!

Barbra: he totally does! Plus I saw one of the enemy's eyeing you, that never happens!

You: what-?

Barbra: yeah! That's crazy right?! He was supposed to shoot you!

You: does that mean I hav-e... 3 SIMPS?!

Barbra: TAKE CARE OF THEM BABY GIRL-

You: *~laughing~* I'm kinda tired...

Barbra: just take off your armor and go to sleep! I won't mind!

You: alright! Goodnight Barbra..!

Barbra: goodnight!

I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH WORDS THIS IS BUT I WROTE NONSTOP- ENJOY I MIGHT EDIT IT-

[honeymushroom22]

Prompts??

I do a whole bunch of characters!! Deltarune, Madness Combat, Friday Night Funkin, flipping Mega Man, you name it!!

Feel free to ask something that isn’t on the list. These are just to give ideas.

The Hero: (Y/n) is in need of saving

Restraint: the character put ya in em’ or is taking ya outta them.

Chase: *screams in primal*

Pinning: ^^

Slight choking: cuz like, why not??

Stalker: Either you comfort character is gonna fight a crazy or is a crazy.

Knifes: ;)

Cuddles: fluff for the soul

Teasing: either light hearted banter or…..ya know :)

Support: comfort from ur favs

Protecc: Scary dog privileges in the streets

Sleepy: falling asleep with them ❤️

Mary Sue: Reader has some really cool ability that makes them awesome. (Title is a joke)

Lemon: just a fresh glass of lemonade /j

I’ll add more prompts in the future, but this is what i have so far!!

[gingerinsect]

can i request fluffy headcanons with tankman?

Absolutely- I gotchu

Captain(John) fluffy head canons!

-Being in war, John is definitely pretty protective of his s/o

-weather you fight alongside him or not, man worries

of course, he'd tone it down if you asked him to-

-you're the only one he allows himself to be vulnerable around, he trusts you a hell of a lot-

-He definitely has PTSD and gets night terrors sometimes, so he'll always come to you if you're nearby.

-sometimes he'll wake you up, others he'll just curl into you and try not to cry.

-please cuddle this man

-being in wear, he's not used to people touching him so softly, so he cherishes your touch and physical affection.

-speaking of which, when not in battle, he almost always has to be touching you

-holding your hand, an arm around your waist, or even just touching shoulders. Being able to feel that you're there grounds him.

-he loves picking up and carrying his s/o, weight and height do not matter- he can and will pick you up out of nowhere just to hear you laugh in surprise.

-if you get hurt in battle, he's by your side all throughout your recovery

-if ever you two are separated during battle,(bc let's face it, any battle he goes into, you go into, and vice versa) as soon as you're in sight again, he is booking it to you, and tackling you in a hug.

-He probably doesn't know much about romantic relationships if imma be honest

-so I doubt he'll understand some romantic gestures, but he's trying and tbh it's adorable-

get flowers or some shit and he's putting one of them bitches on his helmet

-he doesn't know how to cook or bake very well

-if you cook/bake something for him, he might propose on the spot

-the food rationed out to troops isn't really made to taste good, so any actual foods unbelievably appreciated.

-get him a gift or something and he will absolutely go show it off to his troops and brag about hoe much you love him

-such a dork smh

-give him headpats, this is a threat

-all in all, surprisingly sweet guy

[sucuretcannelle]

hello! can i request E, J, H, Q and Z from the fluff alphabet for tankman?

Tankman/John:

Equal - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?:

—Probably on the side of dominating or equal

—And you can't get him to stop without bickering with him so its best to just let it go

Jealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?:

—Tbh, it depends

—Sometimes he has no shame and will kiss his s/o in front of the person who is taking too much time with them

—Sometimes he will just leave them alone

Honesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?:

—He's pretty damn honest with his s/o!

—Like he tells his s/o some stuff that they don't even need to know

—But if he knows its serious and could effect them mentally, he might hold off a bit

—Which may be good, but it also may be bad

Quirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.:

—I don't really know?

—I feel like him being perfectly fine with changing his point of view could help

—He's probably not too stubborn, so why not change your mind if you need to?

Zeal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?:

—If needed, yes

—If not, then he doesn't see the point

—And it can just be something that relates with his s/o needing help of any sort