#i left that movie gayer than i went in

[wren-was-here]

“the new mean girls movie was bad blah blah blah”

okay, valid, but pretend you’re a lesbian and then watch it again and get back to me

[beesmygod]

people on tumblr are only seeing a fraction of the amount of jojoposting ive been doing. who couldnt love the adventures of the joestar family

part 1: the only kind-hearted englishman on earth in the 1800s meets the most evil and most gay bitch in the entirety of human history. dio brando finally defeats jonathon joestar in their slowly escalating, lifelong sibling rivalry by becoming a vampire with an instant kill eyeball laser-beam. with the help of a solar powered italian and a homosexual in the midst of a manic episode, he narrowly defeats dio at the cost of his own life.

part 2: the manic homosexual (mr. robert e. o. speedwagon), dedicates the remainder of his life and oil speculation fortune on supporting the joestar family forever and ever, as well as destroying any remaining stone masks that turn you into vampires with instant kill eyeball laser-beams. his efforts awaken a crew of mysterious, powerful and very homosexual vampire god-men from the depths of the earth and it's up to jonathon's grandson, joseph joestar to use his hamon and wiles to stop them. he'll do whatever it takes, even and especially if he has to climb a big leaking pole while wearing a BDSM mask that controls his breathing.

part 3: dio's back, baby! and this time he's gayer than ever! joseph joestar, now in his 60s, recruits his autistic (positive) grandson jotaro kujo in his newest quest to make sure dio stays dead for good this time. his crack team of anti-dio experts is comprised of a frenchman who just wants to take a shit, joseph's personal buddy from egypt, a boston terrier that transforms into a chihuahua, and a high school teenager with more brains than everyone else combined. in a globe-trotting adventure, joseph joestar and da boyz use their "stands" (powerful dudes) to battle enemies with stands based on whatever horror movie araki watched recently and gather information before dio becomes too powerful and too gay to be stopped. a heartwarming story about a little boy who, after 47 episodes, finally says a badass one-liner.

part 4: jotaro kujo is cleaning up a big mess left by dio and his minions: a bunch of them went around firing magical arrows into people around the town of morioh and giving them stand powers. jotaro recruits the help of his 16 year old uncle (long story) josuke higashikata, at least 3 other teenagers and a gay bitch named kishibe rohan to help him clean up the town. however...a dark secret lurks in morioh...a murderous pervert with four fucking stands (?!) named yoshikage kira!!! can jotaro and da boyz stop this sadistic serial killer from living a peaceful life!? FUN FACT: this is the first piece of media to depict an italian as heroic

part 5: this is the one im on and im not finished yet, but i'm pretty sure it's just about the first ever they/them nonbinary mafia protecting the bosses' daughter. our protagonist, giorno giovanna, is the son of both dio and jonathon (long story) and he does not seem to understand what a mafia is or what it does. however, he tell his future capo that all he wants is to be a "GANG-STAR". he does not elaborate on this.

thats all i know dont tell me anything else. these are the most surface descriptions possible. when you get into details you can really get lost in the weeds.

[bimbosanddolls]

Let us know how the new Mean Girls is.

Your reviews means a lot

Okay, so I went in hearing some lukewarm reviews on tiktok and stuff. Obviously I knew it was never going to be as good as the original, but that didn't mean it was going to be bad. And I left feeling like, "that was pretty good!"

It's definitely made me want to see the musical. The songs were great. The rumours were true: having seen it, I can confirm that I am like, super gay for Renee Rapp. She is the moment. She is the icon. But the whole cast was good. Avantika Vandanapu was so good as Karen. And everyone knows that like, Karen Smith is my favourite Plastic. Avantika nailed it and her song was probably my favourite one in the movie.

My biggest complaint was that I felt like Regina's outfits were not giving me Regina energy. She had a couple good ones but I thought they kinda styled her wrong.

But yeah, it'll def make it's way onto my list of bimbo movies. The fact that the 2024 version was gayer than the original helps because we love queer representation in our bimbos. Avantika actually called her Karen a "pansexual queen" and Renee has a line about being gay in her song with Megan Thee Stallion and we love that for them both!

[camisoledadparis]

STORY: Celebrity Sex Paradise: The Villa

Summary:

Celebrity Sex Paradise is when you get the hottest celebrities and put them on one villa, no rules and a lot of sex. let the testosterone run wild!!

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Chapter 1: Welcome to Celebrity Sex Paradise

Chapter Text

Welcome to CELEBRITY SEX PARADISE, a show where your favourite sexy celebs go stay under one roof at a villa in the sun and let the testosterone take over!

The back yard of the villa is huge and has a massive swimming pool with sunbeds surrounding it, there’s also a hot tub to one side of the yard and a bunch of dumbbells and other workout equipment on the other side. Just wait and see how this place will be used by our hot and horny lineup of celebrities!

The first celebrity to enter the Celebrity Sex Paradise villa is none other than Hollywood’s very own web-slinger, Tom Holland. Tom walks in just wearing some light blue trunks that cut off about halfway up his thigh so they still show a good amount of his legs left to be admired. Tom’s chest and abs are glistening from the sun, his body is ripped and defined from all the training he did for No Way Home and Uncharted. He goes down to the pool and sits down at one of the loungers and grabs one of the cocktails that were readily prepared for the celebrities as they enter the villa. He takes a sip of the cocktail and thinks about who could be joining him in the villa, he knows from experience that Hollywood is gayer and hornier than it would like to admit so he could see any A-listers walking in through the door, Tom has hooked up with a lot of the big actors you wouldn’t expect to be in the gay hook up scene. One of them was Jake Gyllenhaal, they fucked constantly whenever they weren’t filming. They would fuck in the trailers, during the press tour and even on set when all the crew went home but always keeping the costumes on as it was one of their shared turn-ons.

Next to enter is a rising star actor, Nico Greetham. He’s gone from Power Rangers to Netflix movies and most recently American Horror Story and Love, Victor. Nico walks in only wearing some really short, black swim trunks that have pink drawstrings that dangle over the curvature of his bulge. The shorts also show off his thick and slightly hairy tanned thighs. As Nico walks down to meet the other celeb who’s already by the pool, he could see the short, brown and slightly curly hair and starts wondering who it could be. When he gets to the pool, he grabs a cocktail and audibly gasps when he realises who was sitting in front of him, “No fucking way!” Nico freaks out as Tom turns to see Nico “I knew this was a celebrity show but you are like a proper celebrity” Nico couldn’t handle it, internally and externally he’s losing his mind, looking up and down Tom’s famously hot body and practically drooling from what’s in front of him. Nico couldn’t wait for this experience now, being around Tom and his body 24/7 and potentially being fucked by Spiderman if all goes well.

Tom laughs gently and blushes a little at Nico’s reaction and stand up to greet Nico “Hey mate, I’m Tom” Tom smiles and goes in for a handshake “I know who you are, you don’t need to introduce yourself” Nico giggles “I don’t live under a rock” Nico jokes “I’m Nico and I’m an actor like you” “Haz has told me a lot about you from the holiday he had with you” Tom winked Nico laughed off his nervousness and goes in for a hug “Well I’m glad you’re here, this show’s going to be a lot of fun” Tom smirks and instead of hugging back he puts his hand behind Nico’s neck and pulls him in for a kiss, sparks flew as their lips touch. Nico pulls back in shock that he just got kissed by Tom “Woah” Nico says, still slightly starstruck “Sorry, I just thought we might as well get to the good bit” Tom whispers “Never apologise for that” Nico went back in for another kiss, this time it was deeper and more passionate. As they kiss, Tom moves his hand slowly up and down Nico’s back, feeling the muscles and smooth skin. Between the kiss, both of their bulges are growing from within their trunks and rubbing against eachother. Tom reluctantly pulled away from the kiss “We should probably let the others get through the door before we start fucking” Tom giggles Nico sighs as he breaks out of Tom’s trance “I guess”

Tom and Nico sit down as they hear footsteps approaching, it must be the next celeb to enter. Nico turns to Tom and asks “Who do you think it will be?” “Oooh I think Shawn Mendes will be here, we’ve all heard stories of his hookups at the gyms in Hollywood” Tom chuckles Nico nods “Yeah, I think he’ll be here”. Nico doesn’t think he’ll survive this show if both Tom AND Shawn are here with him. “Here he comes,” Nico says as they both watch him come from behind a palm tree. He has short, dirty blond hair and a slim-ish build. The guy is wearing a grey tank and denim shorts “Hey guys” He smiles “I’m Jace Norman, from that Henry Danger show” “No way, you look so different now!” Nico says in shock at how Jace has changed since he was on the Nickelodeon channel “Looking good, man,” Tom says as he squeezes Jace’s bicep “Thanks, guys, the pandemic gave me a chance to work out and learn a lot about myself if you know what I mean,” Jace says as he’s already sweating “I need to take this off” He pulls off his grey tank top over his head, revealing his hairier than expected body and a peek at his bushy pits. “We are going to have a lot of fun here, I can tell” Tom looks between Nico and Jace. “We already have” Nico winks to Tom The three of them sit down and start chatting. Nico looks to Jace and asks “Why did you choose to go on this show?” “Well, I feel like I’ve not been taken seriously as one of the hot people in Hollywood and get stuck in the shadow of being Henry” Jace admits “Hopefully being here will mean people see me as Jace, and it wouldn’t hurt to show them that I’m good during sex” he laughs at the last bit.

Entering now is Joshua Bassett. Singer and star in the new High School Musical series. He’s wearing blue shorts that have pineapples on them. His body is slim but not overly muscular. Joshua is nervous about what this show will be like but once he sees the welcoming faces of Tom, Nico and Jace he feels much more at ease. “Hiya,” Joshua says “I’m Josh” “We’ve heard of you” Nico laughs “Oh, well that makes my introduction easier” Josh giggles and hugs each of them one at a time and when he hugs Jace, he accidentally pokes him with his boner “Oh my god, this is so embarassing” Josh panics as his face turns bright red. Jace holds Joshua by his shoulders and looks in his eyes directly as he says, “Dude, this is a sex show it’s okay … it’s good to know what my body does to people” Jace smirks and takes hold of Joshua’s hard cock through his trunks and strokes it lightly “We’ll deal with this later” Jace winks.

The four of them sit facing eachother on the sunloungers, two on each. “What brought you here, Joshua?” Tom asks him sincerely “My manager wants me to get my confidence up and build connections with more celebrities like me so I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to do so,” Josh said “and I thought it might be an opportunity to live out my fantasy and get fucked by Harry Styles” all four laugh. “I really hope he’s here,” Jace says and bites his lip.

The four of them are taken by surprise when the star of Emily In Paris, Lucien Laviscount walks around the corner and says loudly “Let’s get this cumfest started!” All of them laugh and get up to greet him. Lucien is wearing some beige short shorts that show off his ass and big bulge. Lucien’s body is very well defined and muscular, he has big biceps and pecks. Lucien is very confident as he enters the villa and instead of going in for handshakes or hugs, Lucien went in for kisses with all the guys. “They really went all out and got the hottest celebrities,” Lucien says “They did, this is going to be fun” Nico smirks and looks at Lucien’s big bulge.

The final celeb to enter is none other than Joshua’s co-star on High School Musical, Matt Cornett. Matt comes round the corner in his pink trunks and runs to Josh and gives him a hug “Oh my god … Joshua, I’m happy you’re here” “Me too!” Josh says excitedly and suddenly himself again “I didn’t think you would want to join me when I told you I was coming here” “Are you kidding? I wasn’t going to miss an opportunity to fuck you in the sun” Matt whispers the last bit in Joshua’s ear “Umm .. hello?” Lucien says “We’re here too” “Oh shit sorry,” Matt says before hugging and introducing himself to the others.

The cast of six celebrities sit by the pool and get to know eachother even more for a bit. Tom sees a golden envelope on the bar by where they got the cocktails from. Tom reads out the letter…

Dear Celebrities,

Welcum to the Celebrity Sex Paradise!!

The six of you are about to have the horniest time of your lives! In this beautiful villa in the sun, you can let nature and your horny instincts take over

On this show you can spend all day in the sun, making out, sucking off and having sex with the hottest celebrities around you!

There will be twists to cum but rest assured you won’t want to leave this paradise!

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[notsocheezy]

Brain Curd #191 - Twenty-Minute Tuesday #21

Brain Curds are lightly edited flash fiction - practically first drafts - posted daily (haven't missed one yet!) and sometimes written with the express intention of being terrible… but, you know, in an endearing way. Please like and reblog if you enjoy - the notes keep me going!

Is this thing working? It is! Great! Listen up, because there’s not much time.

I’m from the far away future of January 2025, and not to spoil anything for you, but the situation is grim. Not enough people voted in the United States 2024 election and the race was too close to call. It went to the Supreme Court, the last nine robed individuals I’d want casting the tiebreaker votes.

No, really, I don’t want to tell you too much lest it cause some kind of time anomaly, but what I will do is remind you to make sure you’re registered and make your voice heard by election day! If you all work together, you can stop this horrible future from ever happening. Visit VoteLikeABeast.com to make sure you’re registered and learn about the down-ballot candidates - they’re too important to leave blank! So few people voted for one of the senate seats that a write-in candidate won. I think Sparky is an adorable little congressman, but a human would almost certainly do a better job in the position.

To be honest with you, even though the state of the union is pretty dire in my timeline, I mostly regret that we didn’t get enough registrations to put Rhett & Link through the pregnancy simulator.

We still have ten minutes? Alright, alright, I’ll tell you some more of the weird stuff that’s happened. For one thing, they keep releasing Minecraft Movie trailers and it only gets worse. Jason Momoa’s character digs straight down, and he ends up dying in the void, which is just ridiculous because a diamond pickaxe shouldn’t be able to mine bedrock. They should have had him fall in lava. That is why you don’t mine straight down.

The Nintendo Switch 2 was revealed, and they’ve gone back to two screens. I never would have bet on that, to be honest with you, but they were very clever about how they implemented it. You actually just hook up an original Switch on the top and pull back on it like you’re loading the chamber of a pistol. They call it cock-docking.

Chappell Roan has released a new single to critical acclaim, and it’s even gayer than the last one.

They brought back purple ketchup.

The UK exited the European Union again by mistake.

I’ve healed from bottom surgery and started doing yoga. I’m gonna blow somebody’s fucking mind.

Shit, not much time left, so I’ll close out this important message. Please, please, please! Vote! Refusing to vote is not a boycott, it’s how the fascists win!

VoteLikeABeast.com

[skitskatdacat63]

Okay, more thoughts. I think this will be my next drawing project(finally jfc.)

I like the aesthetic of Casino Royale more, but as I said I think the dynamic of Skyfall fits them better(yknow 007 x disgraced former 00.) So I went back to go watch one scene from that and oh my god it was so much gayer than I remember 😭 I joked abt the Casino Royale chair scene, but somehow Skyfall's chair scene took it way farther. I think both have homoerotic undertones, but like, the ones in Skyfall are blatant. Here, go watch it :)

I digress. I wanna try and draw that scene with vettonso as like fake movie snapshots, with subtitles, y'know? Bcs the dialog *absolutely* cannot be left out, it's insane to me 😭 Originally I just wanted to redraw this shot, but then I went back and watched it and realized I need to just get the full feel of that scene.

I shall draw them both in tuxes, of course Fernando's sexily haphazard one from the Boss pics. Also I think being a 00 in this will be the equivalent to being a Ferrari driver(it fits them okay.) So please picture them as McHonda!Nando x Ferrari!Seb:

Also here is the dialog that made me insane, edited to be vettonso hdfkkg:

Alonso: [unbuttons Vettel's shirt] Ooh, see what she's done to you.

Vettel: Yes, well, she never tied me to a chair.

Alonso: Her loss. [begins tracing along Vettel's chest with his finger]

Vettel: Are you sure this is about M?

Alonso: It's about her, and you, and me. You see we are the last two rats, we can either eat each other... [lascivious grin] ...or we can eat everyone else. Ah, you're trying to think back to your training. What's the regulation to cover this? Oh well... [strokes Vettel's thighs] ... there's a first time for everything.

Vettel: What makes you think this is my first time?

Alonso: Oh, Mr. Vettel!

Pictures that fuel the 007 vettonso au that exists in my head(for now)

Also go listen to "You Know My Name", and think of Vettonso while doing so because I think it is SOOOOOO them coded(but also f1 in general tbh.) And also if you've seen Casino Royale, hey, remember that chair scene? >:)

[heartsmadeofbooks]

[Preview] New fic: Sleepless in Brooklyn

Hi hi hi ♥

I'm very happy to announce that my new fic, Sleepless in Brooklyn, will begin on Saturday, December 18th.

If you think the name rings a bell, then that's because it's a movie AU, based on one of my all time favorite films, Sleepless in Seattle. I've wanted to write a story based on it (but with my own twist and definitely gayer) for the longest time, and I thought now might be the perfect time, considering it would fit the theme with the holidays approaching.

This story features a lovely cover art made by Sofi, and of course, my wonderful beta Christine helped with all the proof-reading and editing. Thank you both for all your help ♥

Without further ado, here's a quick preview. I will see you all on Saturday for the first chapter!

There are tragedies that aren't only expected – they are also supposed to be a bit of a relief.

It was a beautiful spring day, the kind that was perfect for picnics, all the birds chirping in the sky, the flowers blooming everywhere you went, the sun shining down on you like a blessing. And yet, as he sat there, Cooper Anderson couldn't feel the warmth, couldn't hear anything but defeaning silence, couldn't feel the soothing touch of his wife's hand in his. All he could see was his brother, standing still as a statue, looking so very alone on the other side of the grave.

Blaine didn't look relieved at all. He just looked as if someone had hit his heart with a sledgehammer and left all the broken pieces of it at his feet.

To be fair, Blaine had looked near to a breaking point for the past five months – maybe everyone else had been charmed and fooled by his polite smile and positive attitude, but Cooper knew his little brother well. He knew he just kept the pretenses in front of the nurses and the doctors, even in front of Michael's family, and that he didn't allow himself to drop the act until he was locked behind his closed bedroom door, away from the world. Not even Cooper had been allowed to see Blaine then, but he could guess what his nights had looked like, he just knew that his brother would cry himself to sleep every single night as he struggled to accept the unavoidable truth: his husband was dying.

The cancer had spread so quickly, no one had any time to actually come to terms with the news before Michael was detereorating and suddenly wasting away in a hospital bed. Blaine had soldiered on, supported by his family, putting everything on hold to be by his side, to tend to his every need. But nothing helped, nothing changed or twisted fate – and so Cooper had gotten the phone call, just two days ago, as he was pouring himself a cup of coffee before heading to the office. He and his wife had exchanged a quick look across the kitchen as Cooper accepted the call, and then his brother's voice had said the simple, yet painful words: “He's gone.”

They had talked about what a relief it was that Michael was no longer suffering, the cliché sentiments seeming to lose all meaning when faced with the harsh reality: Michael was no longer suffering, but the people he had left behind were suffering more than ever.

The priest prattled on and on – it had been Michael's parents' idea, to have a religious service, and Cooper wondered how they could find comfort in the notion of heaven, angels and God wanting Mike by his side, when he was so clearly needed here, on Earth, with his family instead. When his husband was falling apart and failing at hiding it, when he wouldn't let go of their six year old's hand, who looked so confused and so sad. It would take a while for Jonah to come to terms with losing one of his fathers.

It would take a while for them to learn how to be a family of two, instead of a family of three.

[pilvimarja]

Noooooora omg

I'm skimming the wiktionary entry of "Appendix:Glossary of U.S. Navy slang" and omgggg

(Sharing this with you as I thought you are also hearing the sirens' call of Top Gun fic??)

Some highlights:

Airstart: (1) An attempt to restart an aircraft's engine(s) after in-flight failure. (2) A blowjob. 13 button salute: When a sailor in dress pants pulls down on the top two corners and all 13 buttons come unbuttoned at once, usually done just before sex. Alpha Mike Foxtrot: Adios, motherfuckers.

I totally went on a face journey while I read your message! Oh man, that is good stuff! And I swear, there is nothing gayer than a bunch of ~heterosexual men~ in a ~heterosexually manly environment~

And yep! The Top Gun feelings came outta left field for me, but I think I've found my little side fandom fling for the summer while I await my true loves to return to my TV screen :D

I just really wish the fandom was a bit more engaging... TG: Maverick is one of the most popular movies of the year, but there's almost no fanart, no gifsets, no meta and no shippy fic about the canon characters. It's just this never-ending flood of readerfic, which isn't my personal cup of tea. I guess that's a big reason why I've been forced to write my own fic lol.

[saharzahids]

Starkid Rewatch: Black Friday 🎁

Let me just preface by saying the intro is absolutely chilling

curt's sniggle is so fucking adorable

They all are actually look at them

I don't know how to feel about the fact that I know the fucking wiggly jingle by heart

There they are - my emotional support paulkins

You're cutting into a heat of lettuce and oH shit a baby

I wanted a salad, but now I have a child

He will never invite "us" over again no labels my ass paul is her family

Can we talk about the way she looks at him here though, it's so fucking soft 🥰

The crowd goes wild as a wild dylan saunders appears

BuT wE aRe InTiMaTe

Thank you for your service. I didn't do it for you.

Okay

Okay

Okay

OKAY

Soulmate behavior

I still can't get over the fact that we got the softest version of paulkins in black friday

dylan's microexpressions in 'what tim wants' i'm going to cry

Also can we talk about how pretty the set looks

dylan just radiates dad energy

You can try telling me tom didn't adopt lex and hannah after all this i just won't believe you

HE HAS ARRIVED

Lexthan has my heart

They could have made ethan one of those cliche assholes whose only using lex and putting up with hannah but instead they made him soft and caring and the closest thing hannah has to an older brother/father figure to the point where he was ready to give his life to save them

So if ethan got the greyskull hat from a "powerful warrior" this technically means ethan has met or knows miss holloway

lex blowing kisses when ethan sings his part and ethan just bopping along/pretending to be paparazzi when lex does hers

We love a supportive couple

You're either in the smoke club or you're OUT

That better be fucking floss

linda monroe is a complete bitch BUT she can step on me please and thank you

That's called a bribe sir, and it's illegal...or it should be

I hope you don't get a wiggly, I hope you fucking die

'What do you say' is basically just a summary of shipping

curt is me watching my ship interact

sherman and gary are just holding hands and skipping in the background

corey you dropped this king 👑

'Our doors are open' is honestly the best song in black friday

It is to black friday what show stopping number is to tgwdlm

The grandeur, the drama, THE HIPS

So gary and linda have definitely fucked right

Get ready for audits! Audits up your ears! Audits in your yinyang! Audits in your wazoo!

Higarygoldsteinattorneyatlaw

RIGHT IN THE SUBPEONA

Feast or famine is a fucking masterpiece

The chorus part is visually stunning

The music to show me your hands playing when james' cop enters

The first thing ethan asks curt's shopper is if he's okay, pure soul

They kicked his head

His last act was to protect hannah and his last thought was of lex im crying

GIVE ME THAT FUCKING DOLL I'M IN A HURRY

I don't know if you wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna fuck with me miss monroe

The lighting here is incredible

And they both look very hot

Do you see him? Do you see him? Do you see him? Do you see him? Do you see him?

YES I FUCKING SEE HIM!

jaime in a suit is making me gayer

morris rocking the wiggly like a baby

They all went completely fucking feral in this scene its incredible

curt REALLY went for it

Hope you don't mind that I let myself in. Into the oval office?

The audience clapping after everything mcnamara says is honestly a mood

The positioning of the people in the background in monsters and men is amazing. cross and linda - evil; frank, becky and roberts shopper - people who have both light and dark in them; and lex and hannah - good

jingle jangle jingle jangle jingle jangle jingle jangle jingle jangle jingle jangle RING A LING DING

Is it just me or does jon's character look like he's there to fucking murder a child

I mean jeff has a full on beard and even he looks more like a teenager than jon does here

Santa claus is going to highschool: a hallmark-esque Christmas movie starring a bunch of teenagers

Jon's "highschooler":

'Take me back' makes me cry every time its so beautiful

This is such a soft moment

a ReD tRiCyClE

So john and lee are definitely husbands im not taking no for an answer

I've met God, he had nothing nice to say about you

She likes to be tall

'Do you want to play' is honestly such a creepy song

It gives me chills every time

[casually eats an apple in the middle of an evil speech]

Actually its not even an evil speech, cross may be evil but every word of his speech is fucking true

I can't be evil, I'm a status quo democrat

No john don't leave your husband

I'm honestly loving starkid's trend of calling america out on its bullshit

The fact that only the female sniggles have worn the antennae till now and then robert's sniggle is wearing one in 'made in america'

I'm thinking

This was the most creative thing ever and I gasped when I saw it

owen and curt walked so cross and howie could run

lex singing "should I never have wanted" during black friday and paul saying "it doesn't matter what I want" in let it out

Two crucial songs that are character defining points

I don't want your half baked sympathy, when did it save those in need?

Angela's performance of black friday honestly makes me cry every time

[eagle screeching]

They're all into fortnight dude!

An update in songs that make me cry every time - if I fail you

Especially the part where the music switches to 'what tim wants' and he starts singing about jane

Is this some kind of a jOooke?

I've said it before and I'll say it again - he will wiggle has THE horniest choreography in the history of starkid, and that is including all of mamd

Specifically whatever gary and curt's shopper are doing

becky barnes is a fucking badass

I know gary leaves with linda because jon and lauren needed to be in the next scene as paul and emma, but this technically means that gary escaped

tom and becky immediately hugging the girls once they're out of danger i'm soft for them

Can we talk about how paul and emma were basically ready to adopt tim

Wear a watch

Everyone else is looking at their hands during what if tomorrow comes, but paulkins are looking at each other 🥺

Yes I am back on my paulkins bullshit

I never left

Also paul, despite his deep hate for musicals, sings in 'what if tomorrow comes'. Do with this information what you will

I know the most probable scenario is that they all died in the end but I refuse to believe it

[natigail]

Sixth form college choice | 30.03.2021

Dan: I think I've told this before, but one of those weird cross road moments in life is when I was either going to stay at my secondary school to go to the sixth form college that was there or I was going to go to like a big sixth form college that had a load of people that were just 17, 18, or whatever.

Phil: Yeah?

Dan: And I went to the test day, and it's like half of my friends stayed at the school, half of my friends went to this new place. And this place was like this amazing, like, an American campus college from a movie. It was brand new, everyone could wear, like, not a suit and tie, they were wearing just whatever the hell they want, because yes, American people. British people have to conform and wear school unicorn. School unicorns? Uniforms.

Phil: Unicorns!

Dan: Uniforms like Harry Potter. And I had this moment were I could have lead this totally different life, who knows, maybe I would have been gayer if I wasn't staying at the all boys school. I might, I might not have become a YouTuber, who knows? And it all happened because someone went, alright, I'm going to give you a tour and then I'm going to escort you to an English class and then you just have to walk in and join the English class just to have like a test lesson and if you like the vibe, you can choose to transfer here. And they just left me outside this room and went: Alright, when you're ready, just walk in. And they left me in this corridor and I looked through the window and basically there were about 40 REALLY cool looking college kids, just sat, vibing, in the middle of their lesson. They had only known each other for a few weeks and I just had to walk in and have that complete "new guy" moment. Where I had to walk in, introduce myself or whatever, and I was so terrified in that moment. Just so... . And also there was like a guy from my school that transferred to this college that I totally had a crush on him, whatever, and he was there and I had this brief daydream where everyone was like *sing-song*: And we will get married, and everything will be perfect. And I just... crumbled. I walked BEHIND the building. And I sat behind a garbage skip, on the floor with my headphones on. And rather than style it out for two hours, then meet up with my friends and go home, I just sat on the floor, by myself, behind a dumpster, listening to music on my phone

Phil *sad voice*: No...

Dan: because I had to hide because I was too awkward in there. And literally because of that awkward moment. I am here today. So shout out to that dumpster! That's why I'm live on stereo right now. Life finds a way.

Phil: Life has found a way. I can't believe that though.

Dan: Yeah.

Phil: You were just like: Nope, I'm just going to sit behind the dumpster. I-I appreciate that though, that was super awkward having to walk into a class and be like: Hello, I am the new person.

Dan: It was terrifying! Jesus.

Phil: Yeah, I think that's the most awkward thing we've heard this evening though. So you win! Dan wins! Dan's the most awkward.

Dan *laughing*: I have repeatedly almost ruined my own life, yeah, I win.

Phil: Congratulations.

[lovestrucklaundry]

@lady-in-the-lair i feel like trying to merge the comics with the movies ends up giving the movies too much undeserved credit tbh vsgdjd i guess it's unavoidable comparing the two in your head, especially with how messy and full of plot holes/unanswered questions these movies were. you're left to fill in way too many gaps by yourself and it takes away from a coherent movie experience imo. but yeah comparing the comics to the movies and drawing conclusions from merging the two ends up being almost unavoidable here, unfortunately...

and where i think this merging gives the movies way too much undeserved credit is exactly in the relationship eddie and the venom symbiote have in the comics as opposed to the movies. especially bc i don't believe they ever intended to have eddie and venom romantically involved in these movies.

i think what happened with the 1st movie is kinda what happened with eddie and the symbiote in the comics. they weren't Meant to be queer but they simply happened to be too fucking queer to NOT be queer vrhdkdvddj and even in this i do believe the comics were significantly gayer than the 1st movie and the movie could only be even gay-adjacent bc it's quite hard to avoid with the source material.

but then they saw the response from audiences and did that retroactively-queerbaiting romcom trailer for the dvd release as a test and it got a lot of attention and so they went full on with queerbaiting as a marketing strategy for ltbc. and, as an unfortunate side-effect, made the made the movie and characters more heterosexual.

idk if "skittish" is the word i'd use for that though. more like "uninterested" and "unwilling" and, perhaps, "homophobic" 😔

[blackandorange]

Every year I really look forward to your top 10 anime list, but sadly it hasn't appeared yet. Can you share it with us please? Was it possible to enjoy things in 2020?

Ask and you shall receive, my petal. I won’t break the tradition so here it is:

TOP 10 ANIME I’VE WATCHED IN THE HELL YEAR 2020

10. Promare: after seeing it on my dash for the longest time, I wanted to see what the fuss was all about and I genuinely liked it. 

9. Idolish7 Second Beat: gotta love and support my idol boys in their second season as well. It’s the only idol anime I watch and I was so happy to see more of the other boys as well. My true guilty pleasure.

8. Anohana: I kinda hated it at first, then by the end I was sobbing like a baby. I still cry the moment I hear the first notes of the ending song, not gonna lie.

7. Kiki’s Delivery Service: what a genuinely good movie. It left my heart feel warm and fuzzy. Loved every single second of it, definitely a feel-good movie to heal your soul.

6. Great Pretender: let’s start saying I hated the post credit scene and I will ignore it forever. Without it, it would have been a solid 9 in my ranking. Funny characters, nice (yet a little predictable) story and very unique art style. Perfect for a leisure watch.

5: Re:Creators: a true hidden gem, it explores the relationship between a character, its creator and the people who experience it through various media. Simply brilliant.

4. Heaven Official’s Blessing: the second donghua I’ve watched this year, it was simply beautiful. I was dubious because I tried reading the novel and I hated the writing style but the animation was really amazing and they really went HARD on portraying the love story between the two main characters. I’d say it’s less epic than MDZS but definitely GAYER.

3. Howl’s Moving Castle: my favourite Ghibli movie to date, the aesthetic was... everything. I loved it so much.

2. Mo Dao Zu Shi: this is the fist donghua I’ve ever watched and I fell down the rabbit hole HARD. I was obsessed with MDZS for a couple of months, I’ve watched the live-action and read the novel as well. It was a lot and it was beautiful. Definitely recommend.

1. Haikyuu To The Top: I mean, of course. The much anticipated new season of Haikyuu didn’t disappoint (we do not talk about the outsourced episode) and I think I’ve cried basically in every episode. Worth it. 

On a side note, popular shows/movies I’ve watched and, contrary to popular hype, I hated are: Mononoke Hime, Demon Slayer, Banana Fish, Junjou Romantica. Now you can cancel me rip.

[brainfondue]

Thoughts on Venom, Mile?

I have SO MANY thoughts on venom like, god i wish that was me.

Last night i went to see venom 2 and it was amazing! Super fun! You can see and feel how much effort has been put into this like it shows the people they read the comics. There have been parts tho that are obviously different, some left me scratching my head but also some changes are super welcoming.

Despite what the critics say i dont feel like it was a mess of tentacle porn, sure tentacles are there but you have to enter the movie expecting that. I think people enter superhero movies looking for some super serious and deep meaningful story like the mcu tries to sell you, but venom is all about being fun, gay and campy as hell, it prides itself in that. Though the movie was like... 20 or 30 minutes shorter than the last one the length was perfect for the action packed, fun time adventure i was looking for :)

In conclusion its gay, its gay as fuck. According to a friend "its far more gay than i expected, but i CAN be gayer". I feel like if theres a venom 3 we can actually see them full on making out and if they go in the direction of "lethal protector" we may see more symbiote babies. Thats to say i fucking hated the post credit scene holy shit-

[nayarablueglasses]

Duo x male reader

a/n: oh gods this is so. anyways this was meant for day thirteen of the @gundam-wing-pride event but certain circumstances have caused me to be unable to post in time for it. the tears prompt was kept in mind for this, i hope it suffices.

word count: 2,059

summary: horrific battles never made you cry, so how did a joke from Duo manage to do it?

warnings: reader is in an active war at first, brief mentions of reader becoming deaf to loud sounds after the battle, reader has a very dry way of thinking, i haven't seen the entirety of the show in ages so i think my timeline is a little messed up

reader pronouns: he/him but comes off as gn

How’d you end up here?

You’d woken up to the extremely jarring sounds of the space station’s evacuation alarms. Considering the immediate panicking masses of people that then flooded the streets, it wasn’t the best way to wake up. Especially when you factor in that your first evacuation drill since the ‘safe space’ had been rebuilt, relocated and refortified was supposed to happen next week. Though to be fair, there were absolutely no signs that you knew of that would signal a a war erupting on your colony.

Honestly? You never were impressed by the Gundams. All you knew about them was that they were starting a war with what a few of the colonies had begun to call the “colony rebels.” The White Fang. Maybe the White Fang had started the war, but you could care less. No matter who’d started this, the colonies- your colony- was caught in the crossfires now.

And it wasn’t like you could trust the Gundams, either. It wasn’t that long ago that Gundam Pilot 04 almost blew up an entire colony because their father had been killed. If that was how the Gundams handled personal loss, your colony could only speculate on the ways they’d deal with the political difficulties of a war. And unsurprisingly, it turned out that they handled it absolutely terribly.

The scariest part was the absolute absurdness of the whole war. Two sides that claimed to speak for the colonies. The White Fang pressed attention on the colonies, while the Gundams remained an absolute mystery. Plus, the individual power struggles claiming the colonies, the Treize Faction war against Oz that was reportedly occuring back on Earth... everybody was misinformed about absolutely all of it, and the best you could do was try to make sense of the chaos unfolding and hope it never touched your poor colony.

But wishes don’t always come true. And certainly never the wishes you make.

Like the wish you’d been repeating back to yourself for the last hour- to be able to come out of this unscathed. Your arm had some thoughts on that.

As it turns out, trying to run through an active warzone to the safe space you didn’t know the location of was extremely dangerous. So dangerous that your arm had been hit with a stray bullet. Right now the main dangers were the footsoldiers firing at each other, but not that far off in the distance you could see two of the Gundams fighting a swarm of Taruses. The fact that they weren’t close was anything but comforting, since you’d seen the speed of the Gundams before on T.V.

Oh.

“Hey- get outta the way! Ya try’na get killed?” A White Fang footsoldier shoved you to the side, presumably trying to help. Instead you stumbled facedown into a very large pile of scrap metal. Which very much hurt your arm and effectively trapped your leg as well.

Fun. “The fuck kinda horror movie is this?” You muttered to yourself. Of course, of course you ran directly into the fray. Because of COURSE that was safer than the opposite direction (which in all fairness had been covered in sharp-looking rubble). That’s fine. You could work with this. What did your uncle usually tell you- take inventory in terms of crises?

You hadn’t brought a backpack with you, so, all you could take inventory on was what was in your pockets. One elastic, a single outdated coin, and fuzz. Plus, a bleeding arm and the bullet you figured was still in there, a possibly twisted and hopefully not broken foot, ringing in your ears... and the clothes on your back. Ok.

So this is how you die? Fine. That’s fucking fine. You had plenty to live for, but fine. Who cares?

“Woah-hoh, what the hell? Hey- hey handsome, you awake?”

A very neon green light pierced your consciousness. Out of habit, you tried to raise your arm to block it out- and then an even more painful, piercing feeling jolted through your whole body. “Ahh-huah- ‘m. ‘m awake now. Ohhh gods. Yeah. ‘m- yeah. Fuck. Who’re you and are you going to help me or kill me?”

“Kill you? Man, I might be the god of Death and all but I’m not going to kill you! You related to Heero or somethin’?”

“Don’t know- ow- who the fuck that is. What’s up with that green light shit> ‘M gonna be blinded if I open my eyes.”

And there the light went. Nice. If this guy didn’t kill you, you might actually survive. Sans your arm. Nobody on your colony could help your arm. You figured that life would be interesting from now on. “Great, thanks man. Fuuuuck. You- you see my arm? Yeah- I’m taking your silence as a yeah. This bitch’s fucked and moving at all is very very painful. So hey random stranger. You strong enough to carry me to the nearest amputator?”

Apparently you were just being dramatic. Your arm would 100% be still attached and your foot would survive. Your ears were… fine. After waking up in a hospital on an entirely different colony station, you learned that apparently, there exists a kind of deaf in which it was hard to hear things that were too loud. Which. You now had.

No more concerts. Meh.

The most jarring of everything was when you discovered that a) you were likely to have either trauma or ptsd and b) the guy that carried you to the hospital in his Gundam- was a Gundam Pilot. 02. Duo Maxwell. He’d brought you to Colony 14 Blue and was now reportedly “chillin’ outside until you get discharged.” with the promise that he’d bring you to the Peacemillion afterwards.

Oh. And almost everybody you knew closely had “likely” passed away in the attack. The therapy for that was going to be interesting when you consider that nobody of your family was on the colony at the time of the attack. Honestly the way they were pressing for you to be evaled made it feel like they were planning to make an example out of your supposedly poor mental state. Unsurprisingly the hospital was being run by the White Fang.

Discharge went quickly. The ride back to Duo’s Deathscythe went quickly. The ride in Duo’s Deathscythe went far, far too slowly. And adjusting to life on the Peacemillion went poorly.

Every now and again, Duo would look for you and, if he hadn’t immediately come from a fight (he passed out on your carpet once due to blood loss after being in a gunfight. Zechs was less than appreciative.), he’d bring you to the nearest colony. Being able to enjoy a day out on occasion was a rarity you usually only got to experience with Duo.

“Ooooi, Duo. Check these out. Tell me these aren’t the coolest gloves you’ve ever seen.” You held up some black fingerless gloves for him to inspect. He’d brought you to a new colony, where apparently a special holiday (complete with fun sales) was happening. Admittedly, some of the people on this station were giving you and Duo some especially strange looks whenever Duo would tug on your shirt or grab your hand to get your attention but like. Fuck them.

“Hey, those look pretty awesome!” he grinned and bounced over, snatching the gloves from your hands to look for a price tag. “To steal or not to steal, that is the question.”

You raised an eyebrow. So maybe the crush you’d developed on this overgrown child of a thief was growing. So what? It’s just a crush. Everything’s going to be fine. “Is the price tag expensive or something?”

Duo shook his head. “Exact opposite. There isn’t one.”

“Let’s just leave ten gilla and bolt, then.”

“...wicked.”

Normally the rides back home were silent and awkward, but after the rather exciting day you’d had, you were feeling especially chatty. Which wasn’t to say that there weren’t still awkward breaks in the conversation. It was quiet, sure, but a lot of things had been quiet lately. Being deaf to louder things tended to do that to a person.

Duo drew you out of your thoughts with another tug on your sleeve and pressed one of the gloves into your hand. “Here. Figured we’d both look badass with just one glove. Plus we match!” He held up his gloved left hand with an air of confidence. He wasn’t wrong, honestly. Wearing his braid the way he did, he already cut an impressive figure, but the gloves really sold the look.

You pulled on the glove he gave you, flexing your fingers to test it’s flexibility. After all, if you couldn’t engage in you and Duo’s elaborate handshake, you might have to ditch the glove altogether. Luckily the glove fit you well- functionality and style alike. Ten gilla spent well.

“Not bad. Y’think Zechs’ll get jealous?” Duo laughed at the idea.

“Doubtful, doesn’t he have Noin to get him cool stuff? Plus, I think his mask and that hair are defining accessories, what else does he need?”

You shrugged. “What gay wouldn’t love these? ‘M already enjoying mine ‘nd yours look more worn in than mine do. Solid fuckin’ proof right there.” Not like you could confirm or deny that Duo was gay. Honestly, you didn’t really care for his specific labels, but Zechs was definitely gay so it just helped further the joke. With his demeanor and his lesbian best friend? Could the flags get any gayer.

“More like pansexual on my account. Good to know your take on gender preference though. This mean I’m allowed to openly flirt with you now?” He leaned back into his seat, throwing his feet up onto the table in front of you and resting his head in his hands.

You raised an eyebrow. “Only if you promise not to ‘no homo’ me afterwards.” Duo pretended to fall backwards, clutching at the nonexistent pearls and acting offended. You two giggled when Sally came in from the cockpit to assure herself that somebody hadn’t just gotten a concussion. To which Duo immediately pretended to have a head wound of some sorts (you suspected he was being purposely vague) in hopes of attaining the candy that Sally sometimes had on hand.

Once she left (leaving you and Duo with strong warnings against fooling around more, lest Duo’s “head injury” get worse; to which you had saluted and replied, “absolutely no promises, ma’am!”) you shared a look with the brunette and tried to keep from dissolving into a fit of laughter. To your chagrin, it was a fail. You were laughing so hard that your stomach was starting to genuinely hurt. Duo was doubled over on the ground, wheezing unintelligible words and trying to hand you the lollipop that Sally gave him.

By the time you had managed to calm down and breathe, Duo was getting into the chair beside you and clutching his side. “I think I pulled a muscle from laughing so hard.”

“Yeesh, ‘m crying from laughin’ so much. Aah, this is what y’do to me.” You joked, wiping away tears from the corners of your eyes.

“Y’know, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you cry before,” Duo paused to think. “like, at all! Now that I think about it, didja even cry when I rescued you?” You shrugged again. The battlefield was pretty terrifying and if you hadn’t found it in you to cry from fear… well, you were feeling a lot of emotions during the whole ordeal. Who could really blame you? “Pretty tough that a fuckin battle didn’t even make you cry. Hey- my bit musta been pretty damn good to make you shed a tear!”

“Yeah, don’t let it get to y’head. ‘S just because ‘m crushin on you.” You mentioned casually, testing the waters.

“Full homo?”

“Full homo.”

Well, would you look at that. Now Duo was crying. What was with you two and tears today?

BONUS:

“You’re so cheesy.” You muttered to Duo, who was proudly holding up your guys’s fingerless gloves- which he had sewn a rainbow patch onto the back of.

He smiled, tugging your glove onto your hand. “Mhm. You love it though.”

Sighing, you returned the favour and pulled his glove onto his right hand. “You’re right. I love it. I love you.”

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[nonagesimus]

sam/jess/brady in the rhps verse (but doesn't have to be rhps related)

anon? i love you. i’m so invested in this verse that very few people care about. this one IS going under a cut since it got a little excessive. the rhps fic, for anyone who would like context.

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It wasn’t like Dean had timed it out or anything.

This wasn’t that kind of movie. No long keeping track of days, no semi-stalking. He just maybe had looked up whenabouts Stanford’s commencement ceremony was going to be. And maybe the date had stuck in his head. And then there was a classic salt and burn in Gilroy, and that was so close, so. It wasn’t like it was out of his way, is all.

The figure that crossed the stage when the name Sam Winchester was called was far too tall, beaming like pure sunlight, and as he walked into the group of graduates was immediately mobbed by a pair of blondes.

They were still pinned to his sides when Dean found him in the crowd of families and students afterwards.

“-rents get to argue about who’s taking us to dinner tonight,” guy-blonde was saying as Dean approached, tugging at Sam’s gown like he was straightening it.

Girl-blonde, tucked under Sam’s arm in a way that made Dean think girlfriend for sure, said, “That or one of us calls dibs on Sam and the other one goes solo. Rock, paper, scissors?”

“I’m not supporting that.” It was the first thing Dean had heard his baby brother say in over four years, and the bottom of his stomach went somewhere six feet down.

So, yeah, Dean wasn’t even paying attention to which of the blondes was talking, let alone what they were saying, as he got closer. Close enough to see the moment Sam saw him. Watched the smile slide off his face in favour of blank shock. Watched his spine go poker-straight which, yeah, the kid had gotten way taller than Dean remembered him being and he hated it just a little bit. Whatever conversation that had been happening died out completely. Dean stopped a few feet away.

“Hey Sammy.”

“Dean,” Sam said, and both blondes got a little more tense. “What are you doing here?”

“You think I was gonna miss your graduation,” he said, with a lot more confidence than he was feeling, and his douchiest grin.

The douche part apparently came across, because guy-blond muttered, “Oh, fuck off,” before turning to Sam. “This is your brother?”

Girl-blonde said, “Brady,” in a vaguely warning tone, and guy-blond said, “Jess,” sugar-sweet.

Which, at least now Dean knew their names.

“Yeah,” Sam said, still with his eyes fixed. “This is my brother, Dean.”

“Cool,” Brady drawled, folding his arms and stepping forward so he was standing between them. “Nice of you to show when you never call.”

Sam said, “Brady,” in the same tone Jess had before.

And Dean knew, he was not actually an idiot so he absolutely knew, that picking a fight with Sam’s friends was the stupidest thing he could choose to do at that particular moment, but his hackles were already up. “You got something to say about it?”

By his face Brady definitely did, but Sam said his name again, this time with a hand on his arm to draw him back. “It’s ok, just- Give us a minute ok. Go talk to your parents.”

Brady scoffed, showed no sign of leaving, but he did hang back with Jess when Sam walked off a bit of a distance, gesturing Dean after him.

“Nice to know you have such a good guard dog,” Dean said.

Sam sighed, folding his arms. “Why are you here, Dean? Why now?”

“It’s your graduation,” Dean said. “I know I didn’t go to college, but I know that’s a big deal.”

Sam just stared, eyebrows slightly raised, and that? That was new. Four years ago Dean would’ve had the chops to wait Sam out, even if it was only just. Apparently normal life had mellowed Sam out a little. Or maybe Dean was just a little on edge.

“I don’t know, Sam,” he said. “I just… Thought I’d come see what you were planning to do next.”

There was a terrible understanding look that crossed Sam’s face. His whole posture changed. “That’s- that’s really it isn’t it?” He shook his head, disbelieving. “You came to see if I got this all out of my system and I’m ready to come hunting again.”

“Hey, no,” Dean said, looking over his shoulder and seeing Brady straighten and turn towards them. “No, that’s not why I came. I just want to know, ok?”

He could tell from the set of his jaw that Sam didn’t believe him, but he wasn’t going to fight him on it. It was good enough. “Law school,” he said. “Still here. I got a full ride.”

“That’s- I guess congratulations are in order?” Dean said. “Let me take you out for a drink. Your friends too, I kind of feel like they’ll follow us anyway.”

“Probably,” said Sam, turning to head back towards the pair of them.

As they walked back, Dean did get the chance to pick on something that had been sticking out to him. “So, what’s with the earrings, trying to look like a younger, gayer George Michael?”

And they must have been within earshot, because Brady’s expression flashed venemous, before he turned to greet Sam with the words, “Everything ok, babe?” and a peck on the lips.

And Sam accepted it. Braced a hand on Brady’s waist and stayed close. “Yeah, everything’s fine.”

So that. Was something. Dean cleared his throat, tried to move on. “We were gonna go get a drink and catch up,” he said. “If you two wanted to tag along.”

And yes, they did, both splitting off briefly to relocate their parents and confirm plans for later on, and then they were back. Apparently they took some time to make a plan as well, because when they made the decision to drag Dean to a bar within walking distance Sam and Brady pulled ahead and Jess walked with Dean.

“Big move, showing up on graduation day out of no where,” she said, aggressively cheerful.

“Sure,” Dean said, straining despite himself to hear the conversation Brady and Sam were having ahead of them.

Sam’s arm was slung around Brady’s shoulders, and Brady’s was around Sam’s waist, so they weren’t talking loud, but Dean thought he caught Brady saying, “-so sorry-“.

“You wanna talk about your decision making process there, hot shot?” Jess asked.

The phrase, “-not hiding either-“ drifted back in Sam’s voice.

“Not really,” Dean said. Maybe he should’ve been playing nicer.

“Cool,” Jess said, drawing out the vowel so the word could be a sentence. Then she turned so she was standing in front of Dean and stopped walking, meeting his eyes with an expression that made it clear that she was just as angry as Brady seemed to be. “I need you to know that he’s been doing fucking awesome without you. And if you’ve pulled your head out of your ass far enough to be his brother again, that’s great, but you better not hurt him again.”

And Dean should’ve brushed it off. Should have said, “Sure,” or “Or what?” or any number of ways he could dismiss an implicit threat from some college girl. Maybe he didn’t have as much control over himself as he thought he did, because what he said was, “He’s the one that left.”

“Sure,” Jess said, voice scathing. “That’s how that works.” Then she’d turned and jogged to catch up with the others, tucking herself under Sam’s free arm and leaning up to kiss him on the cheek. Dean followed. Kept his distance for a little while. Until they got to a bar and settled into a booth.

He’d kind of hoped to regain to equilibrium in the bar. Kind of hoped eighteen years together would trump whatever dynamic Sam had built up with these two in Dean’s absence, that it’d be easy. They were family, after all. Instead it just rubbed in that as far as Dean was concerned the last four years of Sam’s life were a blank slate. That he’d done much, much more than just gotten taller, and Dean was pretty sure he was the same person he’d been when Sam had walked out that door. It wasn’t that it was awkward, he’d always been able to front, and Sam at least made an effort to include him.

He managed to get them to the pool tables, and that made things little easier. Gave him something to focus on. The familiar feel of a cue in his hands, the crack when the balls impacted. And it gave him the smugness of winning - no need to play dumb because, as tempting as it was, if he tried to hustle Sam’s boyfriend he didn’t think Sam would appreciate it. But he was winning, at least until he noticed Jess leaning to kiss Brady in the corner of his vision and missed a really easy shot, and Sam took the opportunity to clean up the whole rest of the table.

None of them acted like anything at all was up, and eventually Dean had to take a cigarette break and Sam followed him out.

“How’s dad?” he asked. Tentative, like he wasn’t quite sure of his footing.

“Fine,” Dean said. “Think he’s chasing werewolves in Louisiana right now.” There was a pause. “This whole thing with- you and Brady, and Brady and Jess…” He trailed off.

There was a touch of a smirk on Sam’s face. “Yeah?”

“I don’t have any idea what’s going on in your life, do I?” Dean asked.

It got a him a real smile. “No, no you don’t,” Sam said. “Look, they- they’re not your biggest fans. But if you do want to know what’s going on in my life, I’d like you to.”

“Yeah,” Dean said, voice suddenly rough. “Yeah- I’d. That’d be cool.”

“I missed you, Dean,” Sam said, quieter.

A big chunk of Dean desperately wanted to tell him they didn’t need a chick-flick moment, but that chunk was a big part of why he hadn’t spoken to his baby brother in four years, so instead he forced himself past in the lump in his throat to say, “I missed you too.”

[musicfeedsmysoul12]

PRIDE DRABBLES

Be me: Get bored and then write a bunch of drabbles trying to get over writers block and make them all gay cause Pride.

Summary: A collection of BNHA drabbles revolving around Izuku and various sexualities or gender identities. Various pairings.

Asexual

 It’s nothing. Or well it’s nothing he likes to talk about. He and Fumikage have been dating for about three months, and it’s amazing. They cuddle and watch movies and have great dates together. It’s wonderful and perfect for both of them.

 The only thing is when people (mostly the guys) bring up sex. They’re curious. Super curious. Izuku gets it- or well he gets the questions about kissing. 

 “Can you guys kiss?” Kaminari asked when they had been dating for a week. “I mean he’s got a bird head.”

 “No, but we’re fine with other means.” Izuku has said and left it at that. Fumikage could run his hands through his hair or nuzzle him and Izuku could do similar things. They didn’t care that they couldn’t kiss.

 But well there was the fact they wouldn’t stop asking. About sex that was. 

 “Bet you two get wild.”

 “Is it like a threesome with Dark Shadow?”

 “How far have you gone?” 

 It made Izuku want to scream. 

 He cuddled closer to Fumikage, trying to get the thoughts out of his head, placing his head right under his boyfriend’s chin. He felt exhausted after training yesterday and just wanted to nap.

 “Getting lucky tonight?” Teased a voice and Izuku wanted to groan as he burrowed into Fumikage a bit tighter. Damn it why did it have to be Kaminari? He wouldn’t let it go. “All cuddly and shit?”

 “No,” Fumikage said bluntly. 

 “To sore? Yesterday sucked.”

 “No,” Fumikage said in reply.

 “What?! But neither of you are girls and insisting on waiting for it!” Kaminari said, earning a slap from Jirou. The rest of the class had slowly started looking over to them, drawn by the commotion. Some looked curious while one of two just looked annoyed.

 “It’s none of your business,” Fumikage said shortly. 

 “He is most certainly right!” Iida spoke up stiffly. “Kindly leave them alone!” They did but they still got some looks. Izuku didn’t mind. 

 He’d known he was asexual for a while. It just wasn’t something he wanted to bring up to others just yet. Especially since Fumikage wasn’t asexual and Izuku didn’t want to deal with personal questions about that. 

 Izuku loved Fumikage. He really did, it was just sex made him go: NOPE. And back off. Fumikage acknowledged it and moved on. He told Izuku that while he was interested, sex to him wasn’t an actual need in a relationship. He compared it to a second helping of dessert. You didn’t need it but you would like it. 

 Izuku smiled, cuddling into his boyfriend. 

 He had a great one. 

Bisexual

 When Ochako and Izuku broke up no one really thought much of it. Sure they were upset a bit because it seemed like they were a great couple but no one thought much. It was high school. People broke up all the time. 

 It was only when Ochako got caught making out with Tsu and Izuku was caught kissing Tenya that people started talking.

 “Are they gay and just figuring it out?” Asked Mina as she watched Ochako and Tsu cuddle while Izuku blushed like a fire truck as Tenya actually picked him up to stop him from going out and training again after he’d worked out that morning. 

 “Were they each other’s beards?” Muttered Hanata, also watching.

 “Or it could be because we’re both bisexual!” Ochako called out to them. Both blushed.

 Okay yeah, could be that.

Trans

 He didn’t want to change in the locker room. Not in front of everyone.

 It was stupid. It was so stupid. He had been on puberty blockers and hormones for years. He had no chest really and wore a binder mostly for his own benefit. 

 But he stood there and didn’t want to change. His hands shook a bit as he tried to breathe and tried to think. Okay, if he faced away from everyone they wouldn’t notice but he did have to take off his binder and that could lead to questions about why he had one… 

 “Hey,” a voice said and he jumped, turning to see the blonde with the black lightning bolt in his hair. The boy pointed further into the locker room. “Change rooms are that way if you want.” Izuku froze. Oh shit, was he not passing? How did- “whoa, hey it’s okay. Just thought you looked uncomfortable. I am to with getting changed in front of others.”  The boy grinned and nodded, leaving Izuku to stare after him before a grin spread across his face.

 That was… really nice of him. Izuku felt his face heat up a bit and quickly went to get changed.

 Whatever their teacher wanted had to be important.

Gay

 Izuku coughed as Uraraka looked at him hopefully. He could tell half the class was watching as he tried to react to her confession. 

 “Uh…” he felt really awkward and by the look on her face, she knew it. “Uraraka… you’re a great friend. I do care about you but…” he looked even more awkward as he tried to politely say it. She was shaking her head, looking accepting when the classroom door opened and a purple-haired boy stepped in. 

 “Babe,” Hitoshi called out. “You’re late.” 

 “One second Hitoshi-“ Izuku began but stopped and then coughed as Uraraka jumped in surprise. “Sorry… but I’m…” he motioned to Hitoshi who looked confused.

 “Oh… so uhhh… no chance at all?” Izuku shook his head.

 “None. Even if I wasn’t dating him sorry…”

 “No, no it’s fine.” She laughed awkwardly. “I’m… probably going to go eat a bunch of ice cream so… have fun?”

 “Uhh yeah sorry.” Izuku quickly went to grab his boyfriend’s hand and drag him out of there, blushing. Hitoshi blinked.

 “She asked you out? Izuku you’re gayer than I am.”

 “Apparently I don’t look it,” Izuku shrugged before Hitoshi suddenly smiled. A smile that sent shivers down Izuku.

 “Well let’s fix that…” 

 It was going to be a very nice date.

Genderfluid 

 One thing about Bakugou that Izuku actually liked was that the first time she had worn the girl uniform at middle school he’d punched someone in the face who called her a slur. Those sort of thoughts had mostly died out with Quirks. After all- when someone could breathe fire or turn into a giant or anything who cared if your neighbour was kissing the same gender or about what was going on down there.

 Still, it was common enough that Izuku had been nervous. At least until the guy was punched in the face. 

 Bakugou may have stopped being her friend years ago but he did not stand for that crap. 

 Izuku had been genderfluid for years it was just only in teenage years was the draw to a girl’s skirt was something the green teen felt. As a kid, it was more fun to run around and get dirty. She had worn the skirt plenty of times on girl days and even on occasion on a boy day.

 But… she hadn’t yet worn it to UA. It was stupid, she knew that. The grape asshole had been thrown out of UA after the third day, and she knew one of her classmates was trans. No one cared but…

 Well, it was stupid.

 “Ah! Mademoiselle-“ a voice said and she turned to see Aoyoma standing there. He blinked. “Ah! Midoriya… what perchance are your pronouns for the day?” She felt something in her heat ease.

 “She her.” She explained, smiling. He bowed and reached for her hand, she let him take it, feeling her cheeks flush as he kissed it, grinning at her in an attempt to make her smile. It worked as her smile grew more.

 “Allow me to escort you to class!” He bowed and she giggled, taking his arm and letting him walk her to their class. Everyone did look up and saw them walk in but no one really reacted other than blinking and shrugging. Iida did ask for pronouns but other then that life went on. 

 Mostly. 

 Izuku did find herself often hanging around a blonde French-Japanese teen after that…

Lesbian

 Izuku did not react to seeing Uncle Shou being the one teaching him. He managed to contain his surprise mostly. (Mostly) He was lucky that Bakugou didn’t say a single thing though he figured it was from the verbal lashing he’d gotten when they were ten and Izuku’s mom had started dating her girlfriend who had brought various pro-heroes into their lives and who had all ganged up to give a very firm discussing to the boy about his actions. 

 Izuku firmly did not react when he glanced at the syllabus and saw his mama would be teaching them. He firmly did not react to Tenya awkwardly trying not to react himself to the various names and people they knew. 

 He would not let it get out his mama was a pro hero and he had uncles who were and that he knew the entire UA staff who had all learned about One for All and had roasted the fuck out of All Might. He wanted a normal school life!

 And then the door opened and his moms came into the classroom.

 Izuku let his head drop into the desk, groaning while Bakugou groaned and Tenya winced in sympathy.

 “Midnight-“ Uncle Shou began but Kayama interrupted him.

 “SHOUTA I AM ENGAGED!” That got Izuku’s head snapping up.

 “WHAT? MOM?!? MAMA?!?” Both women turned and beamed before Inko rushed over to hug him. 

 “I’m getting married honey!” Kayama ran over to hug him to, the three smiling.

 “Congrats. We’re in the middle of-“ Uncle Shou tried but Kayama snorted.

 “Please Shouta, it’s the first day and usually they’re gone in thirty minutes. We’re kidnapping our son to go to the courthouse.” 

 “Courthouse?” Izuku asked. Inko snorted.

 “I tried the fancy wedding and then your father decided to run off after I nearly threw him through a window for hitting me and trying to hit you. No fancy wedding needed here!”

 “You are also super gay and your parents forced you into it as a Quirk marriage.” Kayama pointed out. Inko gave a shrug, acknowledging her point. 

“Well, whatever the reason- come on honey! We got Hizashi as a witness and need to grab someone else…”

 “I think Thirteen-“ Kayama began in a taunting voice but Shouta snapped the book he’d been reading from closed. 

“Class dismissed for the day.” 

 Izuku snorted while his moms laughed, happy his mom was getting her happy ending.

Aromantic

 He’d never thought about getting married and having a family. It was always hero course, being a hero, being the best her could be. Romance had never factored into his thoughts. Sure he found people attractive and he supposed he’d always assumed that the feelings would turn romantic or whatever but he’d never… thought about t.

 Izuku had always been a little put off by all the romance in everything. Why did a cartoon about All Might punching people need a romance subplot between side characters? Why were papers focused on heroes’ love lives? Why did people care who was kissing who? There were more important things than romance!

 It followed him through his high school career. He just didn’t get it even as people began dating. It was just… so weird and confusing. Sure he found people attractive and had some… thoughts about some of them but he just didn’t see the point of dating.

 It eventually came to him researching. It always did. He dug into various sexualities and romantic statuses. That was how he discovered what he was.

 Aromantic. He still felt sexual desire but the actual romantic part didn’t do anything for him. He felt like a weight had been taken off his shoulders and had focused more on his studies. He even found that while excessive romance made him gag he didn’t mind romantic stories that were done well. Even if he felt sometimes there was no need for them.  

 He didn’t pay much attention to the change of time and didn’t see much point in telling people until one day he went to class and found students all wearing pins. 

 “Deku!” Ochako chirped. “Happy Pride!” Izuku blinked and looked around to see people wearing pins showing various sexualities or gender identities. “Want a pin?” Something about how she said it made Izuku blink but in a split second he smiled and turned to Momo who was waiting. 

 “Hey, can I get an aromantic pin?” Momo blinked but smiled and nodded. Izuku didn’t notice some faces as he pinned the pin to his jacket, a half-smile on his face as others cheered.

 It was nice. 

 Better then romance any day.