#i know youre reading this

[typophobia-hijinks]

Talking to someone I have been friends with for like 5 years

Them: I'm talking to cool person (you)

Me: (sniffling) You think I'm cool?? 🥹

[yourassimcomingforit]

I’m being so normal over FNAF I swear

[thenamessparkplug]

never gonna forget the time feral looked me dead in the eyes and with 100% confidence went "you're afraid of being loved" and nobody else heard

[hand-makes-stuff]

I just gave my friend the most extreme don't starve hyperfixation and boy am I smug about it

[sh1zukarul3z]

shoutout to my girlfriend for being in the 0.000001% of league players with a girlfriend

[warcriminalsupreme]

If my boyfriend doesn't punch me in the stomach right now I'll DIE!!!

[adiosterror]

I haven't posted ALL DAY so, luckily for me, I've got some content lined up for the approximately two to four people who always like my posts, I hope you enjoy your meal

And also my bestie. Hi bestie. You should totally like this post. I won't even tag selfshipping for this one.

I promise johnposting is on the way, today's just been very taxing on poor, pitiful me

Johnposting update! The hood is Almost On Its Way. I've gotten the size for how long it's gonna be and its FIVE INCHES TALLER THAN ME it's gonna be so nice to cuddle into ehehe

[kiobeeoooo]

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If you have the means to donate, the link is IN the ask, but if you do not, please do the bare minimum and REBLOG. You're still helping by doing so!

Try to spread the word to those who are able to donate!!!

[podcastwizard]

because here's the thing here's the thing the question was not "would you be more surprised to run into a fairy or a walrus" the question was "would you be more surprised to find a fairy or a walrus AT YOUR DOOR" and while no, i do not believe in fairies and would be surprised to know they EXIST i would NOT be surprised to find one at my door. HOWEVER, if a WALRUS shows up at my door i have to contend with the fact that a walrus somehow made it to my apartment specifically and knocked on my door for god knows what reason. i would be more surprised to know that a fairy EXISTS, of course, but NOT that they're at my door, do you get me?

[a-heart-like-a-sparrow]

August 18th, 2024 - Nothing to say

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I don't even know why I'm writing tonight. I guess I'm just doing it for him.

I might as well talk about him. And say things I phisically cannot tell him.

Well, actually I already said everything. But I never actually wrote it here.

He's just so weird. Sometimes I don't understand him.

But I love how strange he is. He gets me.

There are times when I try to be like him. Or at least try to FEEL that I'm like him. He's smart, interesting, unapologetically evil.

Ruthless.

Sometimes I don't believe him when he tells me he likes talking to me.

But I don't know any better, so I'm staying. And for now, I'm glad I am.

Surprisingly, even though he will definitely read this, I don't have a single problem with writing all that.

Maybe he doesn't care. I don't know.

Pity. I guess that's what he feels.

I'm not sure.

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[shitty-check-please-aus]

What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030

[inebubble]

yeah just so y'all know. im rereading Homestuck so i may start actively HSposting again :]

[quibbs]

whatever this is girls keep doing it

[evilmafuyu666]

[sabertoothwalrus]

does science experiments on you (homoerotically)

[kennelgirlmutt]

vaguely remember being goaded into taking more and more hits last night while she talked about ntring me and all I can do now is mindlessly hump my pillow hoping she does glgkdosnd