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Typophobia
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Hey I'm Typo ‼️ || I love dinosaurs || I am a minor (a minor inconvenience) || https://typophobia.carrd.co/ || Also my art blog is @typophobiaart please check it out if you'd like!
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typophobia-hijinks · 9 hours ago
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typophobia-hijinks · 9 hours ago
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I think about Matti every day
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typophobia-hijinks · 11 hours ago
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Love you (ALL)
You are important
The world would be a worse place without you in it
You matter
I care
There are other people who care
You will find people who care in this very thread
You matter more than you know
Don't give up on yourself
ALSO DRINK YOUR MEDS AND WATER and at least try to eat something today if you haven't already
If you can, please put one thing away, one clothing item in your closet, one piece of trash in the bin
You are doing good
Take care of yourself
You deserve good things
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typophobia-hijinks · 11 hours ago
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Everybody in the undercity: man it sure sucks down here. I mean we're getting by I guess. Wish we could do something about all the crime
Everybody in topside for some reason: I HATE POOR PEOPLE I HATE POOR PEOPLE I HATE POOR PEOPLE
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typophobia-hijinks · 12 hours ago
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teenagers are so funny why are we all fake married to each other
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typophobia-hijinks · 12 hours ago
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Hi! Do NOT donate to any fund claiming to raise money for Luigi, he is being held without bail, and his defense lawyer has also so far turned down offers for payment. All these fundraisers are scams.
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typophobia-hijinks · 12 hours ago
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Well it's a bit late, but here are the 2024 Tumblr memes as per usual
We have to kill this guy
Ever since I was a little girl
Tumblr Live's beautiful death
Car hammer explosion
Walrus or Fairy
Oobh I got Planty off time
Tumblr Brackets again (hot vintage poll, 60s/70s/90s/2000s music tourney)
Boop war
Friendpilled Visitmaxxer
I don't know/I'm bald
King Charles Portrait
The White Pharoah
Hey Girl, I mean They
Dashconiversary
Trump got shot
Cloudstrike
I guess we're making factory
Mikus of the world
Moo Deng
Making my bf as a cookie
Za/um break up
Boop War 2
The Healthcare CEO Assassination
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typophobia-hijinks · 12 hours ago
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I actually really hate how the "just call me a slur" joke went from being a critique of rainbow capitalism and faux inclusionism to being a way to make fun of nonbinary and aspec ppl literally just. having language.
"Joyfriend? Queerplatonic? Erm.. literally just call me a slur XD" shut the fuck upppp goddamn
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typophobia-hijinks · 12 hours ago
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I promise you guys have no idea where this video is going
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typophobia-hijinks · 12 hours ago
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Demonstrating the rope dart (繩標; sheng2biao1)
[eng by me]
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typophobia-hijinks · 12 hours ago
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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 
ft John:
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typophobia-hijinks · 13 hours ago
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typophobia-hijinks · 13 hours ago
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Men don't wear booty shorts enough anymore they just hate joy and whimsy
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typophobia-hijinks · 14 hours ago
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One part of my brain: "Haha you like talking to this person, you should just act how you are naturally and send them random things all the time and tell them information about things you like and you should tell them you're thinking of them and that you appreciate them or that you liked a song they listen to!"
The other part: "What if they think you're "changing"? What if they get suspicious, or worse, anxious that you're planning something? What if they're annoyed with you suddenly messaging you more? What if they realise they don't actually like you? What if they don't care what you have to say? What if they don't match your energy?"
Me out loud: "Lol I saw a husky today"
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typophobia-hijinks · 17 hours ago
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If nobody ever explained this to you, if someone you see a lot does something you like and you never ever tell them that, they might think you don’t like them or don’t like the things they do for you.
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typophobia-hijinks · 20 hours ago
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whyyyyyy
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typophobia-hijinks · 20 hours ago
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rb to have a super gay 2023
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