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Silly and a comm yay

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TBH maybe more people would rp with real humans instead of chatbots if we sat them down and taught everyone proper roleplay etiquette

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woaw they are experimenting

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it is so jarring and weird when a fantasy book is like “ok let’s go around the circle and have each character talk about which lgbt umbrella category they identify with” like ok your fantasy world doesn’t have to be feudal europe but can it not be 2023 twitter please

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i think any vietnam vet with the audacity to go back to vietnam on vacation should be overwhelmingly grateful their tour guide doesn’t just murder them

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Hi y'all, Abdul has informed me that he'll need to cover the rest of the payment by Tuesday, he would appreciate any help or donations you could spare. His mouth is so swollen he has difficulty speaking and eating.

$281/500

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What up 🆙 my Punxsutawney SLUTS 😜🦫 it’s GroundHOg Day 🙌🏼 and you know what that means 😈 it’s time to slurp down ⬇️ some LAP HOGS 👅🐖 Today ☀️ our favorite 😍 little fuckable 😩 GOPHER 🦫 will be looking 👀 for his shadow ✌🏼 determine if we get 😧 more WET 🍆💦WINTER ❄️☃️ or if we move 🔛 to SEXY SPRING 😎🌈 All the nastiest 😈🥴 sluttiest 🥴 marmot mommies 💅🏿 will be at GOBBLER’S KNOB 😜😋 to let that Woodchuck FUCK 👉🏿👌🏼 right ➡️ into their Inner Circle 😳🤵🏻‍♂️🎩 Send this to 💯 of your best KNOB GOBBLING 🦦🌰 acorn juggling🤹🏾‍♀️ THICCwood 🤤 BADgers 😈 If you get 0️⃣ back, it’s gonna be a long 😳 hard 🪵 cold 🥶 DRY PUSSY WINTER 😾 for you 🤷🏻‍♂️🧴 If you get 5️⃣ back, you might see 👀 your shadHOEs 😎 after all 😩 If you get 🔟😧 back, you’ll be getting a warm Spring 🌳 and a warmer🔥 LOAD 💦😜 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back, FUXsutawney Phil 🍆🦫 will be scurrying 😧 into your greasy little gopher hole 🦫🕳️ tonight! 😩🥴

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Shes so prettyyyy

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president xi, the American people yearn for over the counter hormones and a marginally more functional government

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has anyone figured out how much art you need to make to make your mental illness go away

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Tumblr is great because there are people who without a hint of irony will essentially say “being mean is a fundamental part of my ideology” and expect you to respect that

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Can't Draw Him Anymore

Oh look, my sketching pencils are blue and orange. Wonder what that makes me think of?

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I want to remind you of the importance

There is no drinking water in Rafah and northern Gaza, long queues at bakeries and water

Gaza is living a silent war, reconstruction and relief have not happened until this moment, unfortunately

The voice of the oppressed in Gaza is a trust!!

As I always tell you, Israel always violates treaties and does not seek a ceasefire... My family and I are still in dire need of you. Danger is looming over us and providing the necessities of life is still difficult. Your donation will help us a lot in fighting all the plans to starve and displace us.

Donate here for my family

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Behold, his elbow.