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i was hanging out with a transgender polycule in seattle the other weekend and we all looked like this

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I think toy doctors are so nice actually like i remember being a little heartbroken kid when one of my beloved stuffed animals got old and torn up and my mom just threw him out. And i know what it would have meant to me, to have someone lovingly stitch him back up instead so i could love him just a little longer. And I’m really glad there are little kids out there who get to see pictures of their stuffed animals and dolls with little fake hospital beds and casts as they “rest & heal” before returning to them good as new. Like what a sweet thing to do with your life.

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if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

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My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

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when I was a kid I thought the weather guy on TV controlled the weather and he was just telling us what he was gonna do for the next few days. when he said "30% chance of rain Thursday" I thought he was just guessing how likely it was he'd wake up in a rain mood that morning

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Mike can’t handle Abby in the next FNAF movie..

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At the Con&Nathan panel at The Republic of Pirates today Con said that in a modern setting Izzy would be a chef, so now that I have wifi access again, have this doodle I immediately did upon hearing that

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when i say community

i mean staying with the victims of violence until the emts get there

i mean not letting the cops get them alone even though you just met

i mean carrying around extra pain and allergy meds not just for yourself, but in case anyone else needs them too

i mean giving them to anyone regardless of if you actually like them as a person

i mean password sharing and spreading links to your favorite pirating site

i mean helping that stranger set up a workaround for their broken computer

i mean helping them understand the weird ass language in a job application

i mean helping people understanding medical information when their doctors did a bad job

i mean letting someone sleep on your couch so they don't have to go home

i mean checking if people have rides home

i mean "text me so i know youre safe when you get home"

i mean "have you eaten today"

i mean "have you eaten enough today"

i mean "what do you want, i'm buying tonight"

i mean "hey does anyone have experience with this med, my doctor wants to put me on it but i'm not sure"

i mean "here's a zine on going off of psych meds with minimal risk"

i mean "hey you weren't at the show tonight, are you doing ok?"

i mean "i have a spare room if you ever need it"

i mean "i'm here, i promise i'm here"

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Curly going back in time

He’s not the best guy (not a all) BUT DAMN HE HAS A LOT TO TAKE IN

(Daisuke just staying🧍is so funny to me)

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A non comprehensive list of descriptors (affectionate) I have been given my friends and coworkers.

- Victorian urchin, but the not streetwise one.

- Little pageboy scrambling around the castle

- There’s a touch of Timothée Chamlet about you, like you’re destined to die of consumption.

- You’re gonna look like a pixie until you’re 50 and then you’re just gonna look like a slightly older pixie.

- The uncanny valley between teen and adult.

- Terminator, but if he was invented to fit through the vents.

- You’d succumb to a light breeze.

- Changeling child who lures people into the woods.

- Destined to die tragically for the audience.

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If we had universal basic income, would you still work?

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