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is it weird and evil that i feel a sense of joy watching other people experience the patented VCARB God Awful Strategy (or as I like to call it, the Daniel Ricciardo Experience™️) that we’ve been complaining about for literal months… i said may everyone get what they deserve… much love and light <3
#y’all remember how they’re strategy for the last three races were let’s put softs on (he doesn’t vibe with the softs) then we have to pit#early but it’s okay because there’s going to be a safety car (there is no safety car) oh we have to pit again. oh well.#it’s like maybe we weren’t insane you know… maybe we were right all along and there’s nothing more in this life i like then being right#yuki i do like you but your fans do not and that’s okay it’s like a mutual haterism we’ve got going on#literally scrolling the dash like this is not my circus and not my monkeys and boy have i never felt better#idk where the anger has gone usually im a vengeful bitch and will hold a grudge ala fernando alonso style but now im giving wellness#maybe writing old habits has broke me i spent two hours yesterday staring at different fonts and fistfighting adobe stock
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au where jedi healers take a vow not unlike jedi temple guards, but instead of wearing a mask and becoming anonymous, they give up their sight and wear blindfolds to allow the Force to guide their every action. it’s also supposed to blind them to their patients’ differences, which used to be symbolic but since the war between the jedi and the sith broke out, has become much less so
because jedi healers are supposed to heal regardless of if their patient is a jedi or a sith, when they’re deployed on battlefields after the fighting is over, they use the Force to heal every injured person they come upon.
anakin skywalker, who was chosen from the creche and agreed to follow the Healing path at the age of 9, thinks it’s sort of stupid that they have to wait until after the fighting is over to begin to help because he can feel people dying in the Force, he can feel their pain--
young general kenobi, who remembers his old creche-mate anakin skywalker and how blue his eyes once were, thinks it’s beyond foolhardy that this healer is stealing out across an active battlefield, blindfold over his eyes and bending down to heal karking darth maul and single-handedly diverting all of obi-wan’s attention away from the droids and sith legion because now he has to make sure he’s ok he can’t just leave him to the whims of the Force, he’s unprotected and he’s going to get himself killed----
it’s a headache and a half for everyone involved because general kenobi keeps abandoning his battle strategy and sometimes even position to ensure healer skywalker’s safety and healer skywalker keeps dropping everything and everyone the moment he feels obi-wan kenobi get hurt in the Force to rush to his side, Force Vow of Healing Equality be damned.
but......the Council keeps deploying them to the same battlefield because healer skywalker is never more effective as when he knows he must heal fifty mortal wounds before he can rid general kenobi of a headache, and general kenobi is never as ruthless as when skywalker is on the field close to him, in potential harm’s way
despite how much they insist they hate each other
#kit's silly lil aus#obikin#healer anakin au#writing this out i thought of like five thousand scenes i'd want for this#a scene where obi-wan is pissed at anakin because he keeps fucking fixing one of the sith#so he's not letting anakin heal him and refusing to see one of the clone medics#so they're in his tent and he's just holding a compress to his head wound and bitching at anakin who is bitching back at him#and obi-wan is like 'at least you don't heal DROIDS' very scathing#and anakin goes quiet and is like 'i used to want to be an engineer did you know that?'#and obi-wan is like 'force when we were kids i knew everything about you. crush the size of a senator's ego'#oh and another scene where a sith (lbr maul) attacks anakin and obi-wan gets in the way#and takes the blade for him and anakin kills him rather violently#because i dont like healer anakin aus that take the violence and teeth out of anakin skywalker#so he snaps and breaks his vows to kill maul and eliminate the threat so he can heal obi-wan#and probably the council had encouraged him to become a healer because they could see his capacity for violence and fear and hate#but they couldn't see his attachment to obi-wan#but then not even obi-wan could see that#and a scene after that where obi-wan wakes up in his tent and the first thing he sees is anakin's blue eyes#because anakin broke all his vows to protect and obi-wan and killed many many people to keep them away (in a very feral way)#so what's one more#and obi-wan's first thought is that he missed those eyes#everything else and their consequences can wait#oh also mostly in it for the blindfold sex before this#absolutely here for the blindfold sex#same age aus also my beloved
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#based on the pov he takes in the episode mentioned in op's post‚ that's not what his motivations here are at all#especially considering he doesn't know that he unknowingly broke the first seal at this point‚ which is the aspect of hell#that could be considered that he was manipulated (by omission or lack therepf of information) into doing#dean's issue here is sam's own monstrosity and the implications of it re: relationship dynamic (and how ruby is representative of it)#it's echoed over and over throughout the season. the most encapsulating aspects being#in 4.21‚ “at least he dies human‚” and‚ “demon bitch is a dealbreaker. you kiss her goodbye‚ we can go right now.”#and i mean even in the exerpts above dean is explicitly trying to sway sam away from the issue at hand with aspects that are important to#sam's own motivations‚ rather than his own: 1) the fact that sam is able to save people and 2) sam's faith#there's also the aspect of sam's independence and why sam kept it from dean in the first place#(dean's reaction omce he does actually find out (detailed within 4.04) as well as the same reason sam kept what azazel did to him#from dean—“it's never been in the family like this.” 'it' being inclinations of monstrosity)#i mean dean definitely considers and acknowledges the manipulative potential of ruby upon sam#but he does so in the same way that canon itself characterises demons than in terms of any personal inclination#then immediately redirects it onto sam's beliefs and motivations#but like i get it. he's your guy so you're going to give him the benefit of the doubt lol#ludere
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SurrealEstate 2.03 The Butler Didn't
"Why do all of August's machines look like what people in 1953 thought machines in 1997 would look like..."
#SurrealEstate#syfyedit#syfysource#my gifs#oh this episode broke my heart#the ones where it's all a misunderstanding always break my heart the most#ALSO???? can we talk about luke and susan being sooooooooooooo. cold to each other????#LIKE!!#Luke loses his powers and all of a sudden he's a bitch and a half about it meanwhile susan has been better than him this whole time!!!!!#you know i bet they're gonna do something like. susan starts her own agency...#i don't want this lil family to break up :/ but GOD do i wanna see luke be put in his place.#also. would love to see more about what actually is going on with him you know.#ALSO CONGRATS ZOOEY GOT HER REAL ESTATE LICENSE SHE'S MOVING UP IN THE WORLD SHE'S GONNA BE SO GOOD I KNOW IT!!!!
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today was ok good great bad 😭 rant in tags lets try to be normal abt this
#it's not tuscan leather， but they do smell like mint and cherries and a fireplace. they kissed me#all over my back， and my hand， and my shoulders. i only ever kissed them on the lips. i only ever kiss them#when i'm about to leave them at the station gates. some red-eyed bloodhound cancelled their own plans and i laughed with them like a friend#i asked if they want me to bring them a hot water bottle or painkillers or a pair of lungs for them to eat.#the person in front of me has 4 lungs and 2 hearts and a brown leather coat and those bright radiance-incarnate kind of eyes.#you know the kind i mean. their hands are diligent with the pen. they say that i'm an angel and i'm right and i decide#the truths-in-all-possible-worlds. they say they only perceive the parts of me that i'd like perceived. they say all the right things.#the dog doesn't mind at all. the next station is edgeware road again. the dog says don't come over baby. its all slurred and deep and#shallow. returns a falsum. i really like you， baby. let's just be nothing， baby. i can't comprehend that anyone was raised unhappy.#she has free gaza painted on the back of her designer jacket， and she says she can't believe people suffer. there's something wrong with me#baby， why else would i turn down two perfect girls? she broke my nose， baby. ye zendegie dige ashaghet misham azize delam.#she might be a rich bitch but i only lived in kensington， baby. sunshine says they can't have kids because they plan to be#an enemy of many states. i offered to meet them but i look up and i notice the blonde streaks in their hair moving in the light.#i tell sunshine i'll never sleep with them. they want me in such a kind way it almost hurts.#they say we have a lot to teach other. i put the dog down again. my friend is wrapped around me. my friend walks me to the station.#i kiss them goodbye at the gates.
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Every time I remember that bitch* jumped off the roof (he was FINE even though he shouldn’t have been but whatever, anime logic) I always get way too concerned abt it like YOURE GOING. TO BREAK YOUR ANKLES BE MORE CAREFUL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
*kai toshiki
#cfv#kai toshiki#like I know he’s possessed and uhhhh doesn’t rlly care abt himself#but if he wants to fight Aichi and Ren he should not be risking his safety like that#like does he rlly think they’d fight him when he broke both his ankles?#NO BITCH they’re dragging your ass clawing and snarling and all to to the nearest hospital#//aichi voice// uh sorry takuto can we take a rain check on me defeating you I have to drag this dumb bitch to the hospital :/ sorry#actually the thought of them driving r!kai to the hospital chewing him out the whole time while he’s like wtf??? is kinda funny#kai: I am EVIL I’m SPREADING THE REVERSE and I’m DOING IT ON PURPOSE what the fuck are you guys doing#misaki: you can be evil later right NOW you’re being told Not To Jump Off Roofs You Fucking Idiot#naoki: yeah dude. not cool :/#sorry for all the swearing I hate him (/affectionate /derogatory)#clare dont look#elliot dont look <3#this has been in the drafts for A WHILE* oops#*since february#still true though. be more careful Kai!!
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went to the beach w kp & 4 other indian friends & 3 of us had NEVER surfed before girl WHEW it’s SO fun literally only 20quid to rent a wetsuit & board & i fucking smashed my toes on the sand so much, but also we 1) got the wrong tickets so we got off 1 stop early 2) went to find a bus & the bus that was supposed to be 15 min turned into an HOUR 3) on our way to find a bus back everyone’s phones are dying or dead bc it took us 3hrs longer to get there, cigarettes are out 4) all of the shops in town are closed & the town seems to have ONLY a tesco extra & 1 off license that sells a PACK FOR 15.65 A PACK WHICH IS FUCKING CRIMINAL ITS CHEAPER TO BUY IT FROM TESCO ARE U INSANE 5) the bus back to the other town kept skipping us bc the bus stop wasn’t the ACTUAL bus stop - i had 1 bowl since literally 11a & we got back at fucking 11p 😭😭😭
#diary#i was honestly abt to strangle EVERYBODY#‘do u have a cigarette’ ‘where’s ur vape’ ‘where are we going’ ‘which bus is it’ ‘do u have a ___’ ‘did u bring ___’ girl what am i DORA w#the magic fuckin BACKPACK ??? while ur UP MY ASS dig around & SEE IF SMTHGS IN THERE 😭😭😭😭#i literally broke sobriety again bc i was just#girl i was so agitated & there was 1 TRAIN LEFT BEFORE 11P so we needed to get the 2ND TO LAST BUS OF THE DAY#i deadass was like ‘if we miss that train i will make sure u all go blind’ ‘did u bring a knife’ ‘I DONT NEED 1’#AKSJAKSKAKKSJSKSSJAKJSKAHSKSHDLASKAKDLA#LIKE U BITCHES SMOKED ALL MY CIGARETTES MY VAPES DEAD MY PHONES DYING UR ALL DRUNK IM GOING TO KILL YALL 😭😭😭😭😭#<- me knowing i could never be a parent#tbh if i caught my kid smoking a cig id make em do the ol ‘im going to sit down in front of u w a fresh box of cigarettes & make u finish#the box or pass out’#YES IM STRICT#i think it’s so funny ok unrelated but like they’ll speak hindi & i’ve just#learned it through being around them kind of like i can’t speak it except for some word u know like matachot etc but i’ll Understand the#Context & what’s being Said#ASLKALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLA like while waiting for the train back 1 of them was talking abt me being a fool to the others - literally they’re#all indian & i had walked away so when i walked back he was still talkin but then i started giggling bc i knew he was talkin abt me & how i#pinched a bit of the kebab to throw to the seagull bc he offered it to me & i needed to bait the seagull w something & i pinched & tossed &#& he looked at me like 😦 bhenchod ! & then the seagull came over & i was like :D hi bestie <3333 but then when i started giggling after i#walked back he was like ‘what the fuck does he just know hindi now’#it makes me laugh so fucking HARD 😭😭😭😭😭 LIKE FUCK U I LIKE TO PARTICPATE IN COVERSATION IDC ABT LANGUAGE#like i’ve been surrounded by yall for the past#girl it’s been like a year i don’t even talk to british ppl or americans#ALSKALSKALSKALKSLAKSLALSLA MESS ! i love to slavsquat & kp hates it bc he’s like ‘we’re in the uk why are u sitting like this’ bc he thinks#it’s ’too indian’ ALSKALSKALSKALJSKAKDLA 😭😭😭😭😭 this hips were made for sitting#we’re definitely going to go back bc it’s SO CLOSE IF WE ACTUALLY USE THE TRANSPORT PROPERLY ITS ONLY LIKE AN HOUR OR SO COMMUTE EACH WAY#bring lunch whatever#i’m exhausted but also socially like bro i had to leave the donner place just to walk around the block for SOME QUIET#i’ve just been sososososo busy LOSING MY MIND
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everyone: disgusted and/or shocked
astarion: the happiest he's been in the last 200 years
#i wont him... im so sorry this is so hard for me 😭😭 how am i supposed to leave him in camp when he's so entertaining#excuse the piss poor clothing. i am broke in tactician mode due to buying healing potions and revivify scrolls all the time#did you know that withers does not revivify the main character when you go and talk to him as a companion????#my silly little bard died too much and i learned this the hard way#and yet i continue to have no tank/muscle in my party. because if i die i die#actually lae was here until very recently#i swapped her w the vampire bitch after we started to get along better#anyway boys night 🗣🗣 at some level#playing bg3
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i told my friends i did NOT want to go axe throwing tomorrow and one of them got upset about it but they just told me it would be like $330 for our whole group. bitch i’m not paying that!
#like i said i didn’t want to so why would i pay that#AND all of my friends know i’m getting like 8 hours a week at work rn#bitch i’m broke !#buying dinner when we go out tomorrow is already stressing me out
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I’m having such a fun lil thought spiral today. Today has been going so well and I’m totally okay and fine and normal about it :,)
#I’m not aching I’m not aching everything is fine#I was so ready to take on this week and my mom has me changing plans and now I have to#take even more time off of work when I have so much to do. I have so fucking much to do and I wanna kms about it#I wish I could just quit my job but I can’t afford to without having a backup#I can barely afford to live as-is bc my household relies on me so heavily#I solely find groceries and weed and basically anything we need that isn’t a $20 purchase and I’m so tired.#and even when I ask for help supporting things it’s usually sorry I’m broke I don’t have money#my roommate has more fucking K-pop books than I have dollars in my bank account but she can’t help give me money for gas or groceries#I’m so tired I’m so sick Rickey I’m shattered and I want to cut someone but I know I shouldn’t#I just want to light a building on fire#bc simultaneously we are collectively ignoring a genocide and I’m so fuckin stuck like how am I supposed to keep living when all of this i#happening like why am I at work when bitches don’t even have clean water I should be terrorizing my local polaticians and s#doing literally anything else I’m so fucked it’s fucked fucks fucked#but ya know…. staff meeting at 2pm !!!!!!#personal
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Honestly watching my ex have a pissbaby meltdown over me dating someone else is probably the best closure I'm gonna get.
#adventures of violater ex#yuru howls#surprise bitch I've been dating them for six months#basically same week we broke up#i just didn’t announce it on social media before now because I know you're stalking my fet and fb#but my gf is not intimidated by you at ALL so they were okay with me doing it
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I just realized I haven't read a single romance novel this year that didn't have a third act breakup
I am begging for different stakes please
#im not absolutely anti-third act breakup#I've read and written plenty#and there's a lot that i love i just.#it would be nice to see them face conflict together vs facing it separately then coming back together after the fact#always with the 'this is just too hard :(' YOU ARE ACTIVELY MAKING IT HARD#YOU ARE NOT TALKING TO YOUR PARTNER OR YOURE FOCUSING ON OLD SHIT OR YOU'RE SELF SABATOGING#STOP IT#'oh he probably thinks' ASK HIM. 'well when we started fake dating we swore-' SHIT CHANGES. TELL HIM.#'our differences-' TALK ABOUT THEM. FIGURE OUT IF ITS ACTUALLY A DEAL BREAKER#and if it is fine but for chrissake dont decide two days later that actually. its not. STOP#you know what i think my issue with third act breakups is so many of them stem from miscommunication#or just straight up Not Talking To Each Other#and thats the shit that bugs me#AGAIN theres some that i still love no matter what#but goddamn#the fuckin. 'i broke up with you because i decided in my head that you dont actually love me despite all the evidence to the contrary'#HELLO???#'youre better off without me 😭🤧' you know what bitch i sure am. STOP DOING THIS SHIT#YES I KNOW IM GUILTY OF WRITING EXACTLY THIS TYPE OF SHIT and also doing it for real myself BUT GOD#fuck man maybe that's part of it too. i AM a self sabotaging piece of shit i know how it fuckin goes.#maybe i want to see people be better than me#i know exactly how the fuckin spiral works. WALK AWAY FROM IT.#idk man its almost 3 am and im having thoughts#oh also for the record ive read books that aren't romance novels this year#when i say different stakes i mean i want my romance novels to have different stakes#sci-fi punching holes through space is a totally different thing#actually some people didnt like it because the crew relationships had actual communication and understanding#so 'there was no tension' the tension is we're in space. we were attacked my space pirates. dude got arrested.#we almost got blown the fuck up. 'the crew didnt fight amongst themselves enough' no they approached and resolved conflicts#from a place of compassion and understanding.
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just got broken up with by my butch hookup 💔 farewell queen sorry i didnt treat you better
#i know im gonna look like a huge asshole here but#we fucked twice and this bitch catches feelings??#now shes like YOU ARE ALL THE SAME YOU DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT ME#indeed i dont. sorry for hurting you but you knew we were literally just fucking?? like not even friends? WE MET ON TINDER???#im literally this post ‘stop saying ur gonna go gay bc some guy broke ur heart i will treat u just as bad’ 😭#NOT ON PURPOSE THO#111
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sobs and sobs and sobs
i love her
#god#the last time i loved someone like this it…. was not good#i repressed it. she was my best friend. my friends kept joking that we should get together. it was a HOT MESS#and it hurt so. fucking. bad.#but this is so different and it’s just-#i can touch her and kiss her and hold her and be with her guilt-free and i can tell her that i love her more than anything in the world#instead of just whispering it to the sky late at night when i think no one can hear#and it’s just hitting really hard#i never thought that i would get to have this?#i thought i would have to choose- either i could repress being not a girl (and be miserable) but have someone who loves me#or i could embrace being not a girl and be alone for the rest of my life because who would want me like that#and i just- she kissed me and then called me theo and i just broke down in tears#and it was after that that she told me she loved me#and it made me cry so much harder#because i guess this is the beginning of realizing that i CAN have both#i can be theo and i can cut my hair short and i can hide my chest and i can wear whatever the hell i want#but i can also have the girl of my fucking dreams who loves me just as much as i love her#god i’m such a sappy bitch right now#and i wish i could work up the nerve to tell her all this#and i know i will eventually it’s just scary right now#but. yeah#in love for realsies i suppose#gayte
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the problem with working at Sephora is that I'm already tempted by some of the fragrances and now having this date on Wednesday is making me even more tempted
#i like clean reserve's rain or burberry's touch for men#i'm not going to get a full-sized one right now but we have travel size ones for rain and i am way too tempted to get one tomorrow#also it's so wild bc we get so many costumers who come in and just drop hundreds of dollars on scents at once#like i had one family where they had me pull 4 scents from backstock. it was over 500 dollars in total and i just. wow.#or the people who are like 'is this a good winter scent?' like bitch i don't know. i'm broke any fragrance i have is an all-year scent#i do want to find a scent to wear for special occasions but i also have to be strategic about it bc money. and i'm picky#i like masculine scents but not ones that are too strong or chemically. most feminine scents i don't like bc i don't like florals
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won at monopoly against 2 of the girlies despite constantly being in jail & having no money, and finishing off w a roll of 10 after getting out of jail stealing the free parking 😭😭
#stream#ALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLSK#LITERALLY I WAS SO MAD I PASSED GO LIKE 5x TOTAL I WAS JUST COCNSTANLTY IN FUCKING JAIL#NOT EVEN FROM THE CARD BC I KEPT LANDING ON GO TO JAIL 😭😭😭😭#girl …..#ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLS#queen was SOOOO MAD#he had 3 of the railroads (girl he literally has the rupauls monopoly 😭😭) so it was whatever ‘charms’ or something & i had the last & REFUSE#D TO SELLL ALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLA#‘u won w ur shrude business practices’ ALSKALSKALKSLSMDLA NO BITCH ITS BC IM BROKE AS FUCK & CANT AFFORD TO KEEP LANDING ON U 😭😭😭😭#LIKE … THIS IS 100$ A POP !!!!!!!#barely makin it back w u landing on mine …#ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLSKSLAKSLAKSLAM#he’s just soooooo competitive#oh my god ok and u wanna KNOW how he got the 3 ? so his girlie JANICE was like ‘ok so NOBODY is ALLOWED to have ALL 4 !!!’ & then queen has#2 janice has 1 & ive 1 & queen goes hey girl .. i’ll give u this green property & 100$ for that railroad :) & she immediately goes ‘DEAL :D’#ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLA LIKE BITCH WHAT !!!!!!! NOW HE HAS 3 OF THEM 😭😭😭😭 IT WAS UR IDEA NOT TO ALLOW HIM TO HAVE IT ALSKALKSLAKSLAKLAKSLAKSLAK#GIRL !!!!!!!!!!!!#they’re both so fucking FUNNY#oh my god then we went to get sushi & there was some music on & he was trying to figure out what the corus was saying & then it comes on#for a sec & he says what he thinks he’s saying but then the song stopped & i went ‘actually … i think it’s off’ & he looked at me like the#guy in bee movie looking at the girl like u know the >:E in DISGUST#ALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKLAM#girl it was so fucking FUNNY HE WAS SOOOOOOO OFFENDED HE HATES MY SHITTY JOKES SO MUCH THEYRE SO DUMB 😭😭😭😭😭
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