#and obi-wan

[bibannana]

Maul *battling with Ahsoka*: Give up now and I will let you walk away from this!

Ahsoka *raised on sarcasm and sass*: Well that will be mighty inconvenient seeing as I was brought here on a gunship.

[jewishcissiekj]

Good.

[sammythetoaster]

not sure if its better if she's talking to Anakin or Obi-Wan but the mental image I currently have of both of them is highly amusing

Just been thinking about these two lately. You can’t tell me they wouldn’t just *vibe* (while Obi-Wan deals with the mega migraine).

(Kenobi Tano AU)

[rochenn]

I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh

[doyouknowthischaracter]

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

[bisexualvader]

what my notifs look like currently

[duchessripper]

“why do you still use tumblr?”

listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow

[jedi-starbird]

Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.

[grumfield]

baby anakin picking flowers in the temple garden pond + has the lecture of a lifetime coming

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

happy wash your fucking water bottle wednesday

[newgrean]

They only know one senator

[reevesartisse]

SITH! OBI-WAN & ANAKIN SKYWALKER | WHAT IF? STAR WARS BY ME. I always liked the idea of Obi-Wan corrupted by the dark side, so i made this. Star Wars really needs a what if show.

[now-you-sound-like-a-jedi]

If Obi-Wan had actually stayed on Mandalore with Satine after the Civil War and left the Jedi Order, it would've made The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones peak comedy.

Like, Qui-Gon would still be sent to Naboo and end up on Tatooine, he'd still meet Anakin and take him back to the Temple. But, in this AU, he survives the battle on Theed and takes Anakin as his padawan. And the entire Order would be making jokes:

"Congrats on the new padawan! Hope he sticks around longer than the last one!" "We'll keep this one off the bodyguard missions, eh Qui-Gon?"

So one day little Anakin’s like "hey master, what happened to your last padawan?" And Qui-Gon's like "oh he ran off with a girl, yeah he's royalty in the Outer Rim now".

And it's all fine and dandy until Anakin’s nineteen and they get assigned to protect Padmé, and Qui-Gon takes one look at this kid's face and thinks "You've got to be fucking kidding me, this shit again??"

[tideswept]

I JUST finished my The Nanny rewatch last night, and I completely forgot Fran and Max have TWINS at the end of the series. Luke and Leia! (And Niles and CC get married and pregnant too lololol, so imagine Mace with Maul/PPT doing that!)

Oh, wow! I actually didn't watch a whole lot of the last season, not because I didn't want to but just 'cus it didn't air much on syndication. But you're bringing memories back!

Absolutely, 100%, 10/10, Padme can be their surrogate. ♥

OH GOD POOR MACE arrgh. is it too late to suggest Quinlan Vos as Niles and Ventress as CC??? (I've been too mean to Mace. I ... I can't do that to him.)

[soosdraws]

happy may the 4th :)