#i know theyre ridiculously niche. i just compile them. i know they are true my brain told me

[kurtanaaa]

things i know to be true about the new directions/glee universe as a whole

-the Lima Bean's bathroom is in the basement

-every member of the Hudmel family is addicted to fizzy water. Sam resisted for as long as he could but he will fall soon.

-McKinley High has a game called Bonk. you have to somehow jump enough that your head moves the ceiling tile and bumps it into the ceiling. people care about it more than football or glee club or cheerios. do not ask what all the rules are. you just have to pick it up as you go

Artie felt left out so Finn, Sam, and Puck lifted him up so he could participate. it was a beautiful day. everyone in the hallway at the time was fucking ecstatic in the way that only teenagers getting excited about stupid shit can be

-when someone says "that's what she said" at a new directions gathering, everyone has to touch their finger to their nose and say a colour. if you're the last person to do this OR you say a colour that was already said, you have to either make a sex noise or rap the first verse of the Nicki Minaj song of your choice.

-Rachel, like so many theatre kids before her, tried to get the glee kids to refer to the rest of the school as "normies". none of them liked that. it did not catch on and they are better for it

-McKinley High smells like plum sauce and weed. no I will not elaborate

-sometimes when they're bored (bc it's a small town) the gang will get into their cars together and go look for the stupidest Ohio shit they can find. like the horrible deer statues in Columbus or the HELL IS REAL sign

-whenever the gang is at the Hudmel House they always wind up on the kitchen floor at some point. "what are they doing?" probably cuddling or singing terribly idk man tile is just fun and good things happen in the kitchen