#glee headcanons

[uncannycandy]

New Directions headcanons

Brittany was taller than Kurt in middle school, and she would commonly use his head as an arm rest.

The Glee club has a Minecraft server that they play on. Somehow Sue keeps getting into it and starts griefing/trolling.

They also have a group chat, where arguments are not uncommon. Rachel and Santana argue often, and even Kurt and Finn engage in sibling banter on there.

Sam and Mike have a joint YouTube channel where they upload videos of their dancing/guitar playing.

Quinn and Mercedes celebrate Easter together.

When they first joined Glee club, Artie introduced Kurt to Sonic as a way of bonding as the only two male members. Kurt is not bad at the games, but he likes Sonic more for the storylines and character designs.

In their freshman/sophomore year, the original 5 all had P.E. together. They HATED dodgeball, especially since they never got chosen to be on the same team as the athletic kids.

The Unholy Trinity also shared World History class together.

The whole club does Secret Santa for Christmas.

They also all played Dungeons & Dragons once, which was chaotic, but fun.

[lusthurts]

so i discovered this headcanon generator on tiktok and im a big fan of the results (yes i’ve included my ocs, why wouldn’t i???)

[kawaiicoot]

Rachel Berry Headcanons Because I am so Hyperfixated On Glee Rn

She’s autistic (she was diagnosed with it in early elementary school when her dads realized that she had a horribly difficult time making friends) and her special interest is musical theater

She is a horrible liar she also finds lying like inherently unethical

She is an insanely picky eater combined with the fact that she is vegan, every time she goes to a restaurant her order has an insanely long list of modifications. When she was little she would only eat like two things and her dads would have to make a completely separate dish for her (me too Rachel it’s ok)

Noise canceling headphones warrior she mentions this in like one episode as a bit but she is incredibly sensitive to noise. Although it benefits her when it comes to matching pitch and her singing, it makes her prone to being overwhelmed/overstimulated (she starts wearing them in New York)

Finn tries to teach her to play video games and she was horrible at it but they had a good time (she does fw just dance tho)

Starting from season 2 ish her and Kurt start having weekly Saturday night sleepovers where they gossip, watch movies, paint each others nails, other best friend things she saw that Kurt was really struggling with his sexuality and decided to invite him over so that her dads could maybe help him out a bit and it became a weekly thing. One week Kurt decides to invite Mercedes and Rachel is initially scared because she isn’t a big fan of change and she doesn’t want to mess us their dynamic but it ends up going really well. The next week Mercedes invites Tina and they join in on the weekly sleepovers as well. Rachel’s dads are glad that their daughter finally has friends

She texts like she is writing a letter she uses full, grammatically correct sentences

She hates coffee and loves tea

Will prolly make a part 2 because I have a lot of thoughts about her

[autismtana]

my headcanon has evolved from "santana can't cook" to "alma taught santana to cook as a child/preteen but as an adult she forgets to eat and mostly uses her cooking skills to bake edibles for herself and brittany"

[thedelicatearcher]

i just know that quinn fabray is a snoopy lover. she has a big snoopy plushie on her bed that occupies half the space, she wears woodstock socks under her boots, and watches every charlie brown special every holiday

[yeastymuffin]

What are some of your fave glee headcanons?

Okay so I don't know if these are fandom wide but I have a few:

Santana, after a few trail and error moments in college, has decided to become a (divorce) lawyer

Brittany is talkshow host/has sold fondue for two to television. She also picked up baking as Lord Tubbington's dying wish was fish cakes and she misunderstood him

Sugar and Britt are best friends, text eachother their every waking thought. They've gotten in trouble for ghosthunting before in an abandoned building (Santana saved them by speed driving them away before the cops came)

Quinn is either a lawyer as well, or a real estate agent, and has written a book about her hardships. She also joined a cult like mlm in her early twenties, but Santana got her out of it

Kurt makes haute couture based on musicals. His phantom of the opera line is the one he is most well known for

Rachel is a mommy blogger, and has written books about combining 'the mom life' with musical theatre

Besides having directed movies, Artie also has done a few music videos.

Mercedes, who is obviously world famous, has asked Artie to direct a all music videos for her upcoming concept album which contains lots of visuals, themes and intricate storylines.

[soupandsauce]

Puck taking care of you during your period | Noah Puckerman x Fem reader

Summary: you get your period and Puck is surprisingly domestic

Puck knew you from Spanish class, you sat a row in front of him to the right and always had pretty good grades. You'd come to class and seemed to effortlessly take exams and pop quizzes. This led him to ask you to tutor him since he ended a c average to stay in glee club.

This week was different. Puck was bouncing his leg up and down as he sat at his desk, waiting for you to show up. 5 minutes late, you walked in, or shuffled. Your usual silky hair was in a messy top knot and you wore your glasses today instead of your contacts. You had on black high waisted leggings and a oversized t-shirt. You seemed like you had just rolled out of bed with your dewy, makeup free face yet Puck still thought you were the most beautiful thing he's ever seen.

As class went on, you seemed preoccupied with something, pain. Puck watched as you discreetly held your lower tummy as you sluggishly wrote the assignment down in your notebook. He figured it out.

After class, you stood at your locker to apply your chapstick when all of a sudden you hear Puck exhale as he leaned against your locker.

"Alright I got Swedish fish, and I didn't know which you like better so I got Kotex and this pearl one with a braid. Theres also some voltage Mountain Dew in there too." he says as if its nothing, handing you a grocery bag.

"How did you-"

"You suck at hiding pain, it was pretty obvious." He says as he leans his back against the other lockers.

"Thank you.' You say, then start to walk to your last class of the day.

After school, you lay on your bed, wearing the same oversized t-shirt and your underwear with your pad wings visible. your nose is red from sniffling and you're passed out laying on your side on your bed. its 6 pm and you completely forgot that you would be tutoring Puck tonight.

Puck was nervous that you weren't answering the door so he went ahead and let himself inside, knowing damn well how to pick a lock.

"Y/n?' he says as he walks through the house, making his way to your bedroom. The door is cracked open so he slowly peeks inside to see you asleep. He smiles and sets his schoolbag down in your room before walking into the kitchen and pulling a pan out from the cabinet. As you start to wake up, you hear clanging in the kitchen and wonder if your parents have come home a week early from their trip, so you shuffle out to the kitchen to see none other than Puck wearing an apron with no shirt, stirring food in a pan.

"Noah" You say very softly, not using his first name very often. he turns around.

"hey" he says as he takes a bite of bacon from the fridge

"You like steak? M main steak" He says casually as he's chewing the bacon.

"Wow." You say, kinda blown away that he's making steak and not an easier meal.

"Yeah, I mean, who doesn't."

He smiles as he continues to cook the steak and you take a moment to go to the bathroom and change your pad. You come out and Puck has plated the steak and the side.

"Wow" You say as he carries the two plates into your bedroom.

"What?" Puck asks as he sits shirtless on your bed, against the headboard.

"I just... never saw you as the domestic type. I mean, you even cleaned up after yourself." You say

Puck chuckles and starts to eat as you two watch a show on your tv. You take your first bite and are impressed with how good Puck cooked. The steak and mashed potatoes is just what your period pained body needs.

"mmmm." you moan as you eat.

After you're done, Puck takes both the plates and washes then before coming back with a glass of water.

"here, it will help with your cramps." he says.

You drink some of the water before feeling your eyes start to feel heavy.

Puck pulls your minky blanket over your legs and shuffles his body right next to yours and holds your side.

"Better?" he asks.

with a relaxed sigh, you let out,

"yeah, thank you."

......

"Would you maybe want... stay the night? Like a sleepover? We can watch movies and eat our weight in junkfood." You offer.

Puck holds you a little closer

"Thats so temptinggg" he says as you mention junk food.

You smile

[katyobsesses]

she/they quinn has my whole heart (saw your tags and 100% accurate) --unholy-fabray

I mean she went from Lucy to Quinn - a fem name to a more gn name, so it's basically cannon to me lol, not to mention just her whole... vibe when they're not tryna project femininity to the world which is so definitely a mask. I imagine them coming into their own just after canon (not 2020 flash forward canon, but like, before that, in her later years of college or just after)

(@unholy-fabray also omg was sure i was already following you opps 💀)

[jayswritings13]

Miscellaneous

Glee: Santana Lopez Relationship Headcanons

Scooby-Doo: Mystery Gang x Reader - Fred, Velma, Daphne, & Shaggy

Multifandom: Black Hearts - Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice), Heather Chandler (Heathers), Eli "Hawk" Moskowitz (Cobra Kai), Eddy (Ed, Edd, n' Eddy), & Dallas Winston (The Outsiders)

TMNT 2012: Headstrong & Independent Blind! Reader with April & Raph

Holiday Songfic: Winter Things - Tory Nichols (Cobra Kai)

Holiday Songfic: What Christmas means to me - Santana Lopez (Glee)

Holiday Songfic: I'll be home for Christmas - Lexie Grey (Grey's Anatomy)

Holiday Songfic: Where are you, Christmas? - Curtin Gang (The Outsiders)

Holiday Songfic: Christmas (Baby, please come home) - Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)

Holiday Songfic: New Year's Day - Veronica Sawyer (Heathers)

Holiday Songfic: Kissing in the Cold - Robbie Shapiro (Victorious)

Miraculous: Secret Identity reveal with Marinette & Adrien

Multifandom: What else can I do? - Quinn Fabray (Glee), Samantha LaRusso (Cobra Kai), & Adrien Agreste (Miraculous)

TMNT 2012: Turtles saving reader

Multifandom: Hello Nurse - Robby Keene (Cobra Kai), Santana Lopez (Glee), Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom), & April O'Neil (TMNT 2012)

Multifandom: Congrats, Grad! - Santana Lopez (Glee), Donatello (TMNT), Eddy (Ed, Edd n' Eddy), & Ponyboy Curtis (The Outsiders)

Multi: This is Halloween - Demetri (Cobra Kai), Eddy (Ed, Edd n' Eddy), Raph (TMNT 2012), and Shaggy, Fred, Daphne, & Velma (Scooby Doo)

Pink goes well with Green - Leo (ROTMNT)

[unholy-fabray]

I genuinely think that Rachel Berry having a bisexual awakening post-S3 would have made for incredible television.

The woman clearly has chemistry with other female characters (Quinn and Santana especially) and there's already numerous lines and plenty of subtext that suggest she's queer. She could have been in her "I want to experience so many things and discover myself" Exploration Phase™ that so many people go through in college and hooked up with a girl (Santana would've been an obvious choice, but it could have been any other rando in her class). We already got a version of this with her dating Brody and how she tried to "keep things casual" for a change. We could have had:

Her battling with the stereotype of gay parents having gay kids

Her figuring out what this means for her dreams/idealistic vision of the future - when she imagines being married with a Tony at 25 and shouts them out in her acceptance speech, does it really matter what gender her spouse is?

A greater diversity of love interests for her rather than (hate to say it) bland, stereotypical, hot, white guy Brody

All the bisexual banter and flirting with everyone like Dani or at the gay bar in Opening Night

So many retrospective jokes (and/or serious discussion) while looking back at her tenuous relationships in high school (e.g., Faberry UST/URT)

[othergaywarbler]

Glee Headcanons: Kitty Wilde & Marley Rose

[mrshuesucks]

Sports I think the glee characters would do

Sam-football,cross country,track

Kurt-Ballet

Rachel-ballet

Quinn - cheer,competitive dance

santana - competitive dance , cheer

mercedes - competitive dance

Finn - track , football , basketball

Puck- track,football,baseball

Blaine - swimming , cross country,dance

Mike - cross country , swimming

Brittany - cheer , competitive dance

tina - swimming or tennis

[contactproblem]

Thad, David, and Wes look like friends or at least on good terms but I have secret intel (headcanons, I made all of this up) that in season 2 when Thad and David are sophomores and Wes is a senior, Thad and David got involved in pretty useless drama the year prior. Wes was their only mutual friend and he kinda checked out for his last year of high school.

You see, in freshman year, David and Thad were both new and pretty good. Good enough to land a spot on the council, but who should get it? Only one spot will be open next year. So the two engage in show choir rivalry, the likes of which would make Rachel and Mercedes proud. They have to really tone down the competitiveness when Wes chastises them for unsportsmanlike conduct towards their own team members. And then, after eight months and a very very close call decision, David makes it and Thad doesn’t.

Except, one of the council members transfers to a different school. So there is a need for another new council member. And who else but Thad should get it? And yeah, he does get what he wanted. But he still can’t shake the feeling that he wasn’t their first choice.

During Season 2, he has to work with the guy who was ever so slightly better than him. And also his responsible friend Wes. Thad tries his best to make the most responsible council decisions possible, sometimes he just happens to clash with David. Council only meetings often end up in disaster, leaving Wes to handle a lot more of the responsibilities than he would like.

So he forced the two to make up or at least be civil when they work on Warblers council shit, so they begrudgingly comply until the very end of the year when they realize they actually really do enjoy each others’ company. Then at Wes’s graduation, they are very miserable because more than half of the last two years was wasted on petty bullshit and now one of their best friends is leaving.

So Thad and David become actual friends come Junior year (s3), which is also conveniently the time they need a new council member. It would’ve been Blaine, but he left for McKinley. Who do they pick?

The answer strides through the door with the confidence of a seasoned sous chef entering a restaurant’s kitchen. Sebastian Smythe, in all his arrogance, can sing quite well. And he has the charisma that, somehow, draws most of the Warblers to him. And so he replaces Wes as third council member.

Now, David and Thad are pretty good leaders, don’t get them wrong. It’s just that Sebastian’s leadership style is a lot more… independent. But as private school college counseling gets a lot more time consuming, it’s probably best to let Sebastian take care of the day to day rehearsal work while Thad and David plan competition technicalities.

The events of On My Way definitely change Sebastian. While he’s still a little bit bossy and continues to lead practices, he’s also more involved in behind-the-scenes stuff. David and Thad are definitely warming up to him.

Suddenly, senior year rolls around and the school brings on Hunter to lead the club? Do schools even recruit for show choir?? It’s the pair’s last year though, and no one is keen on losing either senior as a leader if Hunter also has to have power. So they have to kick Sebastian off.

In the timeline where Hunter doesn’t use steroids for a singing competition, maybe the trio forms a short lived bond. They have a really awesome graduation party where Sebastian triple checks with all the returning Warblers that he will most certainly get to spend his senior year as an actual council member. They’ll actually reinstate the system, gavel and everything. David and Thad cheer, because Wes really liked the gavel.

[kawaiicoot]

No one gaf but here is EVEN MORE Rachel Berry Headcanons!!!!

She loves stuffed animals Her friends tease her about it but they often gift her stuffed animals for occasions. she has a stuffed bunny from when she was a baby that she loves with her whole heart.

Her room has glow in the dark stars on the ceiling this one is true she told me herself

She has had a therapist since she was 9 years old in season 1 she mentions having a therapist and talking to her about the whole Shelby Corcoran thing so this one is basically canon. Her dads got her a therapist when they found out that she was getting picked on at school. She goes every Tuesday and Thursday

She has a diary it’s small and pink with glittery star stickers all over

She has always had trouble making friends and the new directions were her first real friends when she was in elementary school she gave up on trying to make friends. Everybody she ever tried to befriend always thought that she was “too much” or “too bossy” so she eventually just gave up on friendship and focused on becoming a famous broadway star. Because of this, she doesn’t really know how to like be friends with the New Directions. She doesn’t understand why sometimes her fellow glee clubers will do nice things for her

She makes matching bracelets for the New Directions

Her and Kurt both keep those binders with playbills in them it mostly consists of community theatre shows it is their prized possessions.

She’s so cute and silly

[therealvinelle]

I saw that you mentioned glee in your post about your fan cast for the twilight movie.

What gifts would the glee club members have if they were vampires? If the Cullen family broke up and Edward had nowhere to go, would Edward join the club to express his angst? I feel like Edward would view Mr. Shue as a father, like he does with Carlisle.

Rachel already has a gift, it's the power of making people think she's the best singer in the room when she's clearly not.

As for the Cullens, the beautiful thing is that they would fit right in with the Glee club. The members are all, with the sad pit of despair known as Quinn excepted, insane in their own way, the Cullens wouldn't stand out at all.

Sadly, they would never join of their own accord as they view the whole thing as beneath them. They wouldn't be at McKinley at all, it's always sunny at that school. Similarly, if the Cullens break up for whatever reason, I don't really think Glee club is going to be Edward's next move.

If, however, McKinley is in a more vampire-friendly climate and the Cullens are in attendance, and if Mr. Shue planted weed on them to force them to join, we get truly beautiful drama as Rosalie would project a little too much on Quinn and hate on her for giving up her baby, Rachel would be in a horrible love triangle of doom because Finn is her one true love but EDWAAARD (Edward has no idea she feels this way), and Brittany figures out right away the Cullens are all vampires but nobody believes her.

[tuiyla]

I'm just curious what drunk archetypes the Glee boys fit into 🤔

Finn is a douchy drunk who feels empowered to say even more slurs than usual. Okay fine he's overly confident drunk ig. Clingy needy drunk, there you go sir that's your uno reverse.

Sam and Mike are happy drunks just like their gfs. Samcedes and Tike drinking together is one big chuckle fest.

Blaine, based on the unfortunate 3x05 instance would be horny drunk I guess but I'll go with weepy sad drunk instead when he truly feels the alcohol hit. Some of Blaintana's best bonding happens when they're drunk and sad.

Conversely, Kurt is the horny/flirty drunk. Less scandalous so than Brittany but drinking really gives him the power of Sexy.

Artie is a chill drunk who feels like the coolest person in the room.

Puck is similarly a cool drunk but in a "will talk you into the craziest shenanigans" way.

None of them are angry drunks because that's not a pleasant mental image.