#glee headcanons

[lusthurts]

so i discovered this headcanon generator on tiktok and im a big fan of the results (yes i’ve included my ocs, why wouldn’t i???)

[thedelicatearcher]

i just know that quinn fabray is a snoopy lover. she has a big snoopy plushie on her bed that occupies half the space, she wears woodstock socks under her boots, and watches every charlie brown special every holiday

[yeastymuffin]

What are some of your fave glee headcanons?

Okay so I don't know if these are fandom wide but I have a few:

Santana, after a few trail and error moments in college, has decided to become a (divorce) lawyer

Brittany is talkshow host/has sold fondue for two to television. She also picked up baking as Lord Tubbington's dying wish was fish cakes and she misunderstood him

Sugar and Britt are best friends, text eachother their every waking thought. They've gotten in trouble for ghosthunting before in an abandoned building (Santana saved them by speed driving them away before the cops came)

Quinn is either a lawyer as well, or a real estate agent, and has written a book about her hardships. She also joined a cult like mlm in her early twenties, but Santana got her out of it

Kurt makes haute couture based on musicals. His phantom of the opera line is the one he is most well known for

Rachel is a mommy blogger, and has written books about combining 'the mom life' with musical theatre

Besides having directed movies, Artie also has done a few music videos.

Mercedes, who is obviously world famous, has asked Artie to direct a all music videos for her upcoming concept album which contains lots of visuals, themes and intricate storylines.

[soupandsauce]

Puck taking care of you during your period | Noah Puckerman x Fem reader

Summary: you get your period and Puck is surprisingly domestic

Puck knew you from Spanish class, you sat a row in front of him to the right and always had pretty good grades. You'd come to class and seemed to effortlessly take exams and pop quizzes. This led him to ask you to tutor him since he ended a c average to stay in glee club.

This week was different. Puck was bouncing his leg up and down as he sat at his desk, waiting for you to show up. 5 minutes late, you walked in, or shuffled. Your usual silky hair was in a messy top knot and you wore your glasses today instead of your contacts. You had on black high waisted leggings and a oversized t-shirt. You seemed like you had just rolled out of bed with your dewy, makeup free face yet Puck still thought you were the most beautiful thing he's ever seen.

As class went on, you seemed preoccupied with something, pain. Puck watched as you discreetly held your lower tummy as you sluggishly wrote the assignment down in your notebook. He figured it out.

After class, you stood at your locker to apply your chapstick when all of a sudden you hear Puck exhale as he leaned against your locker.

"Alright I got Swedish fish, and I didn't know which you like better so I got Kotex and this pearl one with a braid. Theres also some voltage Mountain Dew in there too." he says as if its nothing, handing you a grocery bag.

"How did you-"

"You suck at hiding pain, it was pretty obvious." He says as he leans his back against the other lockers.

"Thank you.' You say, then start to walk to your last class of the day.

After school, you lay on your bed, wearing the same oversized t-shirt and your underwear with your pad wings visible. your nose is red from sniffling and you're passed out laying on your side on your bed. its 6 pm and you completely forgot that you would be tutoring Puck tonight.

Puck was nervous that you weren't answering the door so he went ahead and let himself inside, knowing damn well how to pick a lock.

"Y/n?' he says as he walks through the house, making his way to your bedroom. The door is cracked open so he slowly peeks inside to see you asleep. He smiles and sets his schoolbag down in your room before walking into the kitchen and pulling a pan out from the cabinet. As you start to wake up, you hear clanging in the kitchen and wonder if your parents have come home a week early from their trip, so you shuffle out to the kitchen to see none other than Puck wearing an apron with no shirt, stirring food in a pan.

"Noah" You say very softly, not using his first name very often. he turns around.

"hey" he says as he takes a bite of bacon from the fridge

"You like steak? M main steak" He says casually as he's chewing the bacon.

"Wow." You say, kinda blown away that he's making steak and not an easier meal.

"Yeah, I mean, who doesn't."

He smiles as he continues to cook the steak and you take a moment to go to the bathroom and change your pad. You come out and Puck has plated the steak and the side.

"Wow" You say as he carries the two plates into your bedroom.

"What?" Puck asks as he sits shirtless on your bed, against the headboard.

"I just... never saw you as the domestic type. I mean, you even cleaned up after yourself." You say

Puck chuckles and starts to eat as you two watch a show on your tv. You take your first bite and are impressed with how good Puck cooked. The steak and mashed potatoes is just what your period pained body needs.

"mmmm." you moan as you eat.

After you're done, Puck takes both the plates and washes then before coming back with a glass of water.

"here, it will help with your cramps." he says.

You drink some of the water before feeling your eyes start to feel heavy.

Puck pulls your minky blanket over your legs and shuffles his body right next to yours and holds your side.

"Better?" he asks.

with a relaxed sigh, you let out,

"yeah, thank you."

......

"Would you maybe want... stay the night? Like a sleepover? We can watch movies and eat our weight in junkfood." You offer.

Puck holds you a little closer

"Thats so temptinggg" he says as you mention junk food.

You smile

[katyobsesses]

she/they quinn has my whole heart (saw your tags and 100% accurate) --unholy-fabray

I mean she went from Lucy to Quinn - a fem name to a more gn name, so it's basically cannon to me lol, not to mention just her whole... vibe when they're not tryna project femininity to the world which is so definitely a mask. I imagine them coming into their own just after canon (not 2020 flash forward canon, but like, before that, in her later years of college or just after)

(@unholy-fabray also omg was sure i was already following you opps 💀)

[jayswritings13]

Miscellaneous

Glee: Santana Lopez Relationship Headcanons

Scooby-Doo: Mystery Gang x Reader - Fred, Velma, Daphne, & Shaggy

Multifandom: Black Hearts - Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice), Heather Chandler (Heathers), Eli "Hawk" Moskowitz (Cobra Kai), Eddy (Ed, Edd, n' Eddy), & Dallas Winston (The Outsiders)

TMNT 2012: Headstrong & Independent Blind! Reader with April & Raph

Holiday Songfic: Winter Things - Tory Nichols (Cobra Kai)

Holiday Songfic: What Christmas means to me - Santana Lopez (Glee)

Holiday Songfic: I'll be home for Christmas - Lexie Grey (Grey's Anatomy)

Holiday Songfic: Where are you, Christmas? - Curtin Gang (The Outsiders)

Holiday Songfic: Christmas (Baby, please come home) - Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)

Holiday Songfic: New Year's Day - Veronica Sawyer (Heathers)

Holiday Songfic: Kissing in the Cold - Robbie Shapiro (Victorious)

Miraculous: Secret Identity reveal with Marinette & Adrien

Multifandom: What else can I do? - Quinn Fabray (Glee), Samantha LaRusso (Cobra Kai), & Adrien Agreste (Miraculous)

TMNT 2012: Turtles saving reader

Multifandom: Hello Nurse - Robby Keene (Cobra Kai), Santana Lopez (Glee), Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom), & April O'Neil (TMNT 2012)

Multifandom: Congrats, Grad! - Santana Lopez (Glee), Donatello (TMNT), Eddy (Ed, Edd n' Eddy), & Ponyboy Curtis (The Outsiders)

Multi: This is Halloween - Demetri (Cobra Kai), Eddy (Ed, Edd n' Eddy), Raph (TMNT 2012), and Shaggy, Fred, Daphne, & Velma (Scooby Doo)

Pink goes well with Green - Leo (ROTMNT)

[unholy-fabray]

I genuinely think that Rachel Berry having a bisexual awakening post-S3 would have made for incredible television.

The woman clearly has chemistry with other female characters (Quinn and Santana especially) and there's already numerous lines and plenty of subtext that suggest she's queer. She could have been in her "I want to experience so many things and discover myself" Exploration Phase™ that so many people go through in college and hooked up with a girl (Santana would've been an obvious choice, but it could have been any other rando in her class). We already got a version of this with her dating Brody and how she tried to "keep things casual" for a change. We could have had:

Her battling with the stereotype of gay parents having gay kids

Her figuring out what this means for her dreams/idealistic vision of the future - when she imagines being married with a Tony at 25 and shouts them out in her acceptance speech, does it really matter what gender her spouse is?

A greater diversity of love interests for her rather than (hate to say it) bland, stereotypical, hot, white guy Brody

All the bisexual banter and flirting with everyone like Dani or at the gay bar in Opening Night

So many retrospective jokes (and/or serious discussion) while looking back at her tenuous relationships in high school (e.g., Faberry UST/URT)

[othergaywarbler]

Glee Headcanons: Kitty Wilde & Marley Rose

[mrshuesucks]

Sports I think the glee characters would do

Sam-football,cross country,track

Kurt-Ballet

Rachel-ballet

Quinn - cheer,competitive dance

santana - competitive dance , cheer

mercedes - competitive dance

Finn - track , football , basketball

Puck- track,football,baseball

Blaine - swimming , cross country,dance

Mike - cross country , swimming

Brittany - cheer , competitive dance

tina - swimming or tennis

[contactproblem]

Thad, David, and Wes look like friends or at least on good terms but I have secret intel (headcanons, I made all of this up) that in season 2 when Thad and David are sophomores and Wes is a senior, Thad and David got involved in pretty useless drama the year prior. Wes was their only mutual friend and he kinda checked out for his last year of high school.

You see, in freshman year, David and Thad were both new and pretty good. Good enough to land a spot on the council, but who should get it? Only one spot will be open next year. So the two engage in show choir rivalry, the likes of which would make Rachel and Mercedes proud. They have to really tone down the competitiveness when Wes chastises them for unsportsmanlike conduct towards their own team members. And then, after eight months and a very very close call decision, David makes it and Thad doesn’t.

Except, one of the council members transfers to a different school. So there is a need for another new council member. And who else but Thad should get it? And yeah, he does get what he wanted. But he still can’t shake the feeling that he wasn’t their first choice.

During Season 2, he has to work with the guy who was ever so slightly better than him. And also his responsible friend Wes. Thad tries his best to make the most responsible council decisions possible, sometimes he just happens to clash with David. Council only meetings often end up in disaster, leaving Wes to handle a lot more of the responsibilities than he would like.

So he forced the two to make up or at least be civil when they work on Warblers council shit, so they begrudgingly comply until the very end of the year when they realize they actually really do enjoy each others’ company. Then at Wes’s graduation, they are very miserable because more than half of the last two years was wasted on petty bullshit and now one of their best friends is leaving.

So Thad and David become actual friends come Junior year (s3), which is also conveniently the time they need a new council member. It would’ve been Blaine, but he left for McKinley. Who do they pick?

The answer strides through the door with the confidence of a seasoned sous chef entering a restaurant’s kitchen. Sebastian Smythe, in all his arrogance, can sing quite well. And he has the charisma that, somehow, draws most of the Warblers to him. And so he replaces Wes as third council member.

Now, David and Thad are pretty good leaders, don’t get them wrong. It’s just that Sebastian’s leadership style is a lot more… independent. But as private school college counseling gets a lot more time consuming, it’s probably best to let Sebastian take care of the day to day rehearsal work while Thad and David plan competition technicalities.

The events of On My Way definitely change Sebastian. While he’s still a little bit bossy and continues to lead practices, he’s also more involved in behind-the-scenes stuff. David and Thad are definitely warming up to him.

Suddenly, senior year rolls around and the school brings on Hunter to lead the club? Do schools even recruit for show choir?? It’s the pair’s last year though, and no one is keen on losing either senior as a leader if Hunter also has to have power. So they have to kick Sebastian off.

In the timeline where Hunter doesn’t use steroids for a singing competition, maybe the trio forms a short lived bond. They have a really awesome graduation party where Sebastian triple checks with all the returning Warblers that he will most certainly get to spend his senior year as an actual council member. They’ll actually reinstate the system, gavel and everything. David and Thad cheer, because Wes really liked the gavel.

[therealvinelle]

I saw that you mentioned glee in your post about your fan cast for the twilight movie.

What gifts would the glee club members have if they were vampires? If the Cullen family broke up and Edward had nowhere to go, would Edward join the club to express his angst? I feel like Edward would view Mr. Shue as a father, like he does with Carlisle.

Rachel already has a gift, it's the power of making people think she's the best singer in the room when she's clearly not.

As for the Cullens, the beautiful thing is that they would fit right in with the Glee club. The members are all, with the sad pit of despair known as Quinn excepted, insane in their own way, the Cullens wouldn't stand out at all.

Sadly, they would never join of their own accord as they view the whole thing as beneath them. They wouldn't be at McKinley at all, it's always sunny at that school. Similarly, if the Cullens break up for whatever reason, I don't really think Glee club is going to be Edward's next move.

If, however, McKinley is in a more vampire-friendly climate and the Cullens are in attendance, and if Mr. Shue planted weed on them to force them to join, we get truly beautiful drama as Rosalie would project a little too much on Quinn and hate on her for giving up her baby, Rachel would be in a horrible love triangle of doom because Finn is her one true love but EDWAAARD (Edward has no idea she feels this way), and Brittany figures out right away the Cullens are all vampires but nobody believes her.

[iamchaossis]

Sam, Quinn, and Kurt were all Swifties. Argue with a wall.

[autisticheadcanonsdaily]

Brittany Pierce from Glee is autistic!

[soupandsauce]

Sam Evans | Glee Poster Assignment headcannons

summary: imagine having to do a partner poster board as an assignment for glee. each pair of people (assigned by mr schue) is assigned a famous musician to make a poster about.

hearing the doorbell ring while you’re almost done making dinner made you jump slightly, mainly because it’s your crush from glee class, Sam.

your mom answering the door since you’re in the middle of straining food in the kitchen or something.

sam walking up behind you in the kitchen while you’re playing the food

“Wow, you really worked on this huh?” he says as he watches as you plate the dinner and walk over to the living room floor where the coffee table and poster supplies is.

“We’re gonna get this one in the bag.” you say

“i was OBSESSED with Katy Perry as a little girl and i have her movie and everything, i’ve even seen her in concert.” you say as you smile.

sam smiles too and laughs a bit at your geeking out. he likes how you’re makeup free, hair up in a pony, in your pjs. you just look so casual.

“alright then.” sam says, “lead the way.”

he seems like he’s actually enjoying the whole time you two spend together. watching the katy perry movie and gluing info onto the poster board. that’s why you liked sam, he wasn’t afraid to dive into more girly subjects. if he likes it, he likes it.

he recognizes a few of katy’s songs as the movie goes on and he sings along as you two make the poster, which makes you laugh.

“this is such a powerful moment because she’s just now going through a divorce with Russel Brand and is taking a breather before her show. Her self control and emotion regulation skills really show her maturity here.” you say as you pause the movie.

sam is watching with a sniffle

“i’m not sure which i wanna be more, Gaga or Katy…” Sam says. “Both are incredible in their own way and i can’t choose”

Sam asking for seconds from the dinner you made and licking his plate clean.

you two finish the poster halfway through the movie and just end up sitting on the living room floor with blankets and such.

turns into a light cuddle

then a heavy cuddle where you’re sitting imbetween sam’s legs and your back leaning against his chest with his arms around you.

[katyobsesses]

Tina was in the SuperWhoLock fandom 100% and was an avid fanfic writer for all three shows

[ioveagron]

my new directions sexuality (and gender) headcanons (plus a few reasons why) - part one; the first generation (in seasons 1-3)

1. rachel berry - bisexual

- she basically admires quinn

- calls quinn pretty like 90% of the time

- lea michele herself ships both faberry and pezberry

- this post

2. finn hudson - bisexual

- i don't really have an explanation for this except; “that was so gay” in artie's musical fantasy (i think) and “that's an image that i can never get out of my mind” when he saw sam as a stripper... like okay....

3. quinn fabray - lesbian

- literally drew [REDACTED] pictures of rachel on the bathroom walls

- LITERALLY f worded santana (twice, i might add)

-“i've always wondered what it would be like with a woman”

- “rosario, you are killing it in that dress”

- the entirety of 4x14 (i do)

- she literally stared at santana and mercedes while they were shaking ass in river deep mountain high (smiling happily i might add)

- joe: i've never met anyone who's gay // quinn: oh i guarantee you have (so... you?)

- the entirety of “it's a man's man's man's world”, need i say more?

- when rachel told her she and finn were getting married, she said “you can't”... why? cause you wanna marry her?

- dianna wore a “likes girls” shirt on tour once (should be enough to convince you that girly in fact ISN'T straight)

4. santana lopez - lesbian

- well i know this is canon but since i see A LOT of people (on AO3 especially) trying to erase her sexuality, here's me explaining why she IS in fact a lesbian (i am a lesbian too so don't fight me on this)

- she did not give out “mixed signals” on the show. i know she said she was attracted to both girls and guys in 2x15 (sexy), but that part was obviously a blatant lie. after f wording finn in 1x15 (the power of madonna), the first thing she did was to ask for a burger, like girly... really??

- she also cheated on literally every guy she dated (with mostly brittany), i mean come on if a guy did a good job to her, she wouldn't even think of cheating (i don't think so at least)

- she had more chemistry with any of the girls than any of the guys she dated/in the new directions

5. sam evans - bisexual

- idk if any of you guys knew this but he was actually originally introduced as kurt's love interest on the show, so.... 🤨

- also NO straight guy would take the time to do a whole macaroni portrait of another guy (as seen in 4x17; guilty pleasures)

- blaine literally developed a crush on him idk

6. kurt hummel - gay (,non-binary and asexual)

- alright no explanation needed for his sexuality, it's canon

-also i do not actually have an explanation for his nb headcanon... i read about it once and just went with it lmao

- i do however have an explanation for the ace headcanon, in 2x15 (sexy), he said he didn't like hearing about the sex talk burt and blaine both tried to give him, and to be fair, he seems asexual

7. blaine anderson - gay

- no explanation needed, it's canon

8. noah puckerman - pansexual

- he will literally shag anyone and everyone LMFAO

prt 2 coming soon cuz i can't add more photos lmao 😭

part two!