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Yes. Yes I agree, and Blaine and Sam make up some elaborate scheme to get both of them in Chucky cheese and the whole thing is a mess.

How I think the glee characters would feel about FNAF

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How I think the glee characters would feel about FNAF

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Mike IS an alien man. 100%

Glee Characters + Do They Believe In Ghosts?

Kurt - Doesn't believe in ghosts per se but believes in "energies", mostly just when it comes to "signs" from his mom

Rachel - Claims not to, but when her fave Broadway legends start dying she WILL have a 50 slide powerpoint detailing why they're haunting her, specifically

Finn - He believed a grilled cheese sandwich was granting him wishes, so it would seem like a possibility. However if he really believed in them then I think he'd blame all his bad choices on temporary possession, so who's to say? Could go either way

Sam - 1000%. Has tried ghost hunting on many an occasion, usually dragging Blaine along. Gauges ghost activity based on how much they respond to his celebrity impressions

Blaine - Says he doesn't but still gets terrified on ghosting expeditions with Sam. Tries not to talk directly to the spirits but is always respectful when talking about them in a haunted location

Santana - Would go ghost hunting with Blaine and Sam just to scare them by yelling at and provoking the spirits. But also lowkey sleeps with a light on after watching any kind of scary movie or video

Brittany - Has a homemade ouija board she whips out any time she gets bored. Loves a good gab sesh with a ghost. Also thinks they speak her secret made up language

Artie - Every time there's the weirdest little anomaly in the background of one of his videos, he posts it to every social media, sends it to every ghost channel and "expert" online, and is convinced he's going to get an award for capturing real evidence of the paranormal in his work

Mercedes - The only ghost she has time for is the holy ghost amen

Quinn - Same as the above. Also has enough to worry about in real life, doesn't need to add the supernatural on top of that

Tina - Yes, but also mostly just likes the aesthetic and idea of them. Would join Brittany in a seance until Brittany started seemingly speaking in tongues, then would shut it all down

Puck - No, not interested in ghosts. Claims he saw Bigfoot once, though

Mike - Also not a ghost guy. He could, however, talk about aliens for hours on end

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The list is forever growing.

I am constantly thinking about what artists glee characters would sing if the show was still running… i feel like the unholy trinity might have eaten up some Ariana grande!! and Britney would’ve LOVED Sabrina carpenter. i feel like we would secretly catch Santana singing chappell roan and it would’ve been so silly.. i miss glee😔

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You're so funny!

Glee characters:

They would make an amazing trauma candy salad.

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Choose your favorite criminal pt 2!!

Will Schuster: (after blackmailing students and watching them in the shower, suspending a 14 year old girl for not wearing a bikini, and preferring to twerk with his students then to make the school safer for the transgender student)

Jesse st James: (after manipulating Rachel, being verbally abusive to his peers, and trying to pressure Rachel into sex)

Sam Evans: (after dismissing Ryder's SA trauma, bullying a girl because she won't wear a bikini, and pressuring Mercedes to leave her boyfriend for him)

Mercedes Jones: (after cheating on her boyfriend, breaking kurts car, and not respecting boundaries with religion)

Sue Sylvester: (after manipulating the Cheerios into dangerous situations and purposely giving them EDs, blowing up wills car, and asking minors to be the sperm donor for her child)

Kitty Wilde: (after purposely giving Marley an ED, making transphobic comments to Unique, and the "left behind" prank)

Unique Adams: (after catfishing Ryder, huge public outbursts, and being annoying af 24/7)

Sebastian Smythe: (after blackmailing Rachel and Finn with nude photos, temporary blinding Blaine with rock salt, and not respecting boundaries)

Becky Jackson: (after bringing a gun to school, bulling students appearances, and sexually harassing students)

Jacob Ben Israel: (after blackmailing Rachel for used underwear, masterbating and watching porn in the library fully nude, and spreading hateful gossip)

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Choose your favorite criminal!!!

Rachel: (after sending Sunshine to an inactive crack house, cheating on fin, and quitting Broadway for a crap show)

Finn Hudson: (after outing Santana, using multiple slurs, and kissing his mentors wife)

Santana Lopez: (after body shaming people with deep insecurities, being racist and biphobic, and blackmailing people)

Noah puckerman: (after getting a girl drunk then pregnant, sleeping with middle aged women and pre pubescent girls, and bullying his friends)

Kurt Hummel: (after creeping on Finn and trying to ruin his relationship, being a biphobic gay man, and interrupting his friends proposal)

Artie Abrams: (after congratulating Ryder for being sexually assaulted as a child, pressuring highschoolers to lose their virginity for a school play, and spreading STDs because condoms felt weird)

Britney Pierce: (after posting a sex tape of her and Santana, accusing a teacher of sexually assaulting her, and cheating on Artie)

Blaine Anderson: (after trying to force himself into Kurt, after cheating on his boyfriend, and dating the bully who threatened to kill his ex)

Tina Cohen Chang: (after the vapor rub incident with Blaine, shaming Marley for her ED, and making everything about her)

Quinn fabray: (After telling Finn that he's her baby daddy, trying to get Shelby in trouble with CPS, and cheating on multiple boyfriends/ intentionally being the other girl)

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I decided this morning I want to learn to do caricatures, and what better to practice on than with Glee?

(don't ask about Mercedes, that drawing went wrong in every way possible, no saving her 💔)

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Playing on the head cannon generator, here are some of my favorites

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RACHEL BERRY

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Alright gang, here's my list of songs I wish could have been sung in GLEE

You are more than welcome to suggest more songs or changes to the list

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🌊Riptide (Vance joy) - sung by Finn after Rachel moves to new York OR Sam to Mercedes same time

🪻Beautiful things (Benson Boone) - sung at regionals, led by Santana and Blaine. they would kill that song OR a duet between Rachel and Finn sometime (Rachel is scared of losing him)

☀️ I ain't worried (OneRepublic) - Puck and the class in some sort of 'cinima week' idk, puck would just be good

💚 Jealousy (Olivia Rodrigo) - Rachel watching Quinn and Finn interact and Quinn just being popular and pretty

Taylor week

• 🪩Bejeweled (Taylor Swift) - Tina, replace 'gangnam style' at that regionals performance with bejeweled (or literally any song) bejeweled could also be a part of a 'taylor week' episode

• 👯‍♀️Shake it off (ts) - Quinn, about how she doesn't let stuff get to her

•🩸 bad blood (ts) Rachel berry about anyone (when is she not beefing with one of the characters??)

• 🦋ME! (Ts) Puck and Quinn

• 🩷 Our song (ts) Brittana duet, lead by Brittany

• 📝 blank space (ts) Artie, sung at Sugar Motta, who is rather oblivious

🍾 Good luck babe! (Chappell Roan) - Rachel and Kurt duet over Blaine in that one episode where he's confused sexually after the drunken spin the bottle

✨Primadona (MARINA) - As a group led by Santana, Rachel, and Tina, a girl vs gu y episode OR sing battle (diva off) between Rachel, Mercedes, Tina and Santana

💋The red means I love you (madds Buckley) - Quinn, i cant think of a reason. I just want it. Probably when she goes crazy over beth. Some sort of dream sequence or performance

👗Prom dress (mxmtoon) - Tina during her senior year blues in season 5

👩‍❤️‍👨Therapy (tick tick boom) - Either Tina and Mike as a class performance, or Blaine and Kurt near pre breakup

👞Head over heels (tears for fears) - class performance, led by Artie and Finn

❌⭕Ex's & ohs (Elle King) - Mercedes and cast, regionals performance

🐦‍🔥Cradles (sub urban) - class performance, a duet with Artie and Mike, cutting between dream sequence with Artie and Mime dancing,

👶Cats in the cradle (ugly kid Joe) - Puck or Finn (or both) thinking about Beth.

♀️♂️ Blame it on the girls (Mika) - Sung by Finn

(and maybe puck and Artie or something) About a boy they are jealous of, like Jessie St James

👄 Bang Bang (Jessie j, Nicki minaj, Ariana grande) - sung by the unholy trinity (Brittney is Nicki, Santana is Jessie j, Quinn for Ariana) OR for a different version, Brittney, Mercedes, Santana and just all the girls

🃏 House of memories (panic at the disco) - Blaine Anderson warblers performance

🌶️ Hot to go (Chapel roan) - Brittany school performance

🏳️‍🌈 Pink pony club (Chapel roan) - Santana Kurt duet

🧜‍♀️ Part of your world (Disney) - Tina

🎤 Without me (Eminem) - Artie and Mike, with other boys maybe, starting riot

😾 What is this feeling (Wicked) - Rachel and Quinn during a fight, could be a class performance or a dream sequence type of deal.

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I am ignoring the poll, I believe it should be a duet. (Leaning towards inner thoughts/dream sequence rather than a regular performance)

I have a list of songs I'm assigning to glee characters

I need help with this one, it's been on my mind for like 3 months

Who would sing 'pink pony club' by chappell roan?

Santana - after coming out to her grandma and being outed to the school (or for other reasons idk)

Kurt - after getting slushied and called gay (or for other reasons)

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Shocker shocker

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I have a list of songs I'm assigning to glee characters

I need help with this one, it's been on my mind for like 3 months

Who would sing 'pink pony club' by chappell roan?

Santana - after coming out to her grandma and being outed to the school (or for other reasons idk)

Kurt - after getting slushied and called gay (or for other reasons)

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I have no one to talk to glee about.

I just looked up from my computer after talking about Glee with chat gpt for the last half hour.

I need Gleek friends.

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Married Finn and Rachel:

A doodle I made for 10 min while fighting sleep

"hey Rachel... Yeah no need to worry, just go back to sleep, but, um, just out of curiosity... Are makeup wipes not flushable? Because we ran out of toilet paper... and I used your whole pack, and really this isn't my fault, why do they make makeup wipes non flushable? It's a wipe!

But yeah I'll take care of it"

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Not to be a hater

But it's 2024, Chappell has already made it clear she's uncomfortable with current fans, Colfer and Criss have also made it clear they don't appreciate the fan base shipping them.

Idk, whatever i know it's not a big deal, but they are real people

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