#glee unhinged

[literally-rachel-berry]

Choose your favorite criminal!!!

Rachel: (after sending Sunshine to an inactive crack house, cheating on fin, and quitting Broadway for a crap show)

Finn Hudson: (after outing Santana, using multiple slurs, and kissing his mentors wife)

Santana Lopez: (after body shaming people with deep insecurities, being racist and biphobic, and blackmailing people)

Noah puckerman: (after getting a girl drunk then pregnant, sleeping with middle aged women and pre pubescent girls, and bullying his friends)

Kurt Hummel: (after creeping on Finn and trying to ruin his relationship, being a biphobic gay man, and interrupting his friends proposal)

Artie Abrams: (after congratulating Ryder for being sexually assaulted as a child, pressuring highschoolers to lose their virginity for a school play, and spreading STDs because condoms felt weird)

Britney Pierce: (after posting a sex tape of her and Santana, accusing a teacher of sexually assaulting her, and cheating on Artie)

Blaine Anderson: (after trying to force himself into Kurt, after cheating on his boyfriend, and dating the bully who threatened to kill his ex)

Tina Cohen Chang: (after the vapor rub incident with Blaine, shaming Marley for her ED, and making everything about her)

Quinn fabray: (After telling Finn that he's her baby daddy, trying to get Shelby in trouble with CPS, and cheating on multiple boyfriends/ intentionally being the other girl)

[legobiwan]

We, as a fandom, have talked ad nauseam about Ford wanting Rudolph to burn his peers to death for their taunts. Class A insanity, Fordsy. Great work.

But I also think we're sleeping on the fact Ford would have lobbed grenades (and it's so over the top? who the hell threatens someone with fucking grenades?) at the Krampus - in front of children, mind you - had he the ammunition at hand.

I'd place good bets Bill cut out this passage, pasted it onto his "I Luv Fordsy" collage you know he had going in some dark shadow of the Nightmare Realm, and drew pink hearts around the damn thing.

And we wonder why Bill was so certain Ford would join him. (No, we don't).

[mewnoroma]

Hi quick question: what the fuck is going on with her roots

I like that she grows (??? | Eigong are those growing on their own or are you just implanting more because you're insane) more as time passes, but I'm also curious in what that other part on her head is. It's attached(?) to her stabilizer so I assume that she added that later (maybe when she attached the first root, assumedly the one coming out of the top of her head)...actually semi-related question, did she ever have rejections or shit from just implanting the roots on her head like this? Hrm...

[laylakeating]

GLEE ANNIVERSARY APPRECIATION WEEK DAY FOUR | fave underrated dynamic → mike/quinn

[sequencefairy]

I think Shane was on the verge of tears in that video and I can’t even imagine how Ryan and Steven must be feeling inside since they suffer from terrible anxiety. I hate this fandom so much.

i wouldn't be surprised if they never trusted us with anything ever again. we have enjoyed unparalleled access and availability from the founders and their staff and the thanks they received was for a loud, shitty part of the fandom to react like they'd killed babies live on camera over a business decision that was a choice they made in order to keep themselves afloat so that they could continue to pay their staff and not lay anyone off.

i truly am detested by the things i have seen this weekend, from people who i thought were rational, normal human beings and instead turned into rabid, frothing animals at the prospect of having to financially support creators they profess to love and cherish.

it's just fucking sickening and i think i will not be over this for a while.

[biblicallyaccurateblaine]

why does finn, the largest glee club member, not simply eat the other members

[thornmaui]

Yall you know the Magnus Archives/ Protocol/ RQ Network brain rot is BAD when you’re casually watching a short about Glee (like the tv show) and all the sudden it goes ‘the character played by Alex Newell’ and your first though is ‘OMG MARTIN WAS ON GLEE’??? And legitimately I had to google to remind myself ‘oh right, the amazingly talented singer/songwriter who, at this point, Ive watched in several shows, not the amazingly talented podcast producer whose stories consume my soul and mind’

…..I kinda want a archives x glee crossover now though I mean Martin trying to make his own poetry into original songs always but keeps getting rejected by the glee club because of their strict adherence to not-original songs bands up with the school’s midnight radio host Jon in a plan to watch the Glee club from the sidelines and play meticulously plan pranks to brew as much petty drama as possible (I mean how else could so much chaos reign?) and have Jon help produce Martin’s songs despite constantly harping about his sappy lyrics (he does it even though he’s a steampunk rock cabaret guy himself [wink wink mechanisms fandom, this is a 3 way crossover]). But, unbeknownst to them, the science teacher Elias (a biologist and anatomy teacher by profession head of the radio club due to his passion in waves of all types, radio, light, etc) is trying to take down the other annoying teachers at the school behind the scenes in order to usurp the principal, and carefully guides Martin and Jon (and the rest of the radio club)’s hands into causing extreme drama and chaos.

[seblos]

how do you think the glee gang would mesh with the hsmtmts gang, if at all?

i at least think klaine and seblos would like, never shut up about musical theater together akfjdlsk. brittany and gina would be dancing circles around everyone. and i like the idea of a tina/ashlyn friendship idk

oh my god i have thought about this so much you dont even KNOW....

i cannot tell if klaine and seblos would absolutely love or hateeee each other like you have the two very distinguished gays of more or less the same taste and then you have daddys money and his farmer boyfriend who are equally as annoying (said with love) but in the opposite regard. i honestly do think carlos and kurt would be besties but i think they would lowkey side eye each other at first.

now that i say it i can absolutely see carlos kurt and blaine all talking about cashmere and seb is just like :) <3

i think carlos and gina would hate rachel tho 😭 the whole hsmtmts gang in general is so omg were so different but were so family and we all play to each others strengths!! and then seeing rachel just dominate theyd be like uh. no

gina would sooo be into the unholy trinity crowd but i think she would also bring them down to earth a little, and i think it would lowkey spook ricky to see all of them hanging out and talking to him bc big red told him when they were freshman or smth that santana put kurt in a dumpster 💀

also tina and ashlyn friendship is gold, and them + kourtney and mercedes as well i think <3 (hsmtmts did just take the glee cast and duplicated it but thats another story 😭)

also need s1 ej and rachel berry to meet. sent a girl to a crackhouse x slipped the lead a bad deviled egg are a match made in hell

[poppyseedmuffiin]

new thing i cant stop doing: using snapchat filters on the paintings/statues/windows in a cathedral 😭😭😭

[baynton]

Jamie and Ariel in You, Me and the Apocalypse | 1x08: Saviour Day

[martinskis-lydias]

Explaining Glee to a friend who has never (and will never) watched Glee is truly an experience

[emeraldracer]

I unironically want more modern timeline fics with Armand topping Marius. I think it could be theraupeutic for at least one of them. And gosh! Armand is so much worse than him by that time, let this old man be a little bit scared.

[jonathanbyersphd]

Can y'all believe there are people who've never heard Jessie's Girl (Glee Cast Version)?

[autismtana]

it's possible that the glee writers forgot that rachel was the product of a surrogacy and not an adoption or we can view that inconsistency in canon as rachel's dads and shelby being liars...

[softer-ua]

Villain getting handcuffed and put in the van

🦹🏼: OH THANK GOD YOUR FINALLY HERE!!! GET ME AWAY FROM THESE FREAKS!!!!

🐷: … you mean the top three hero’s??? You can’t call the hero’s of our nation freaks?!

🦹🏼: Look at them!!! The blonde clearly has rabies, he’s literally frothing at the mouth and has tried to bite me once already?!! The red and white haired freak in the boiler man suit hasn’t blinked once since he arrived, not once!!!

🦹🏼:And, and the green one?!! His smile hasn’t wavered, not even when he dislocated my knee with his steal shoes, not even when I managed to have a street lamp fall on him, not when the unblinking maintenance guy set my cap on fire and trapped the remains ice(chocking me!!), not when the blonde dog blew up a overhanging statue and almost killed me and he smiled even brighter!!!

🦹🏼: in fucking fact he’s only gotten happier?!!! He’s loving that he’s holding that rabid fucker back from biting me!!! He’s a psychopath!!! He’s a deranged menace who not only enjoys hurting me but gets satisfaction from being hit, frankly I don’t think his heavy breathing is from exertion, I think he’s imagining letting the blonde rip out my spleen rn

🐷: you’re the insane one here buddy, those three are shining pillars of our community and you should show some respect!

🦹🏼: this can’t be legal, it’s at minimum excessive force, and it feels cruel and unusual