#honestly him and Deku are so unhinged that Kacchan almost seems just a little quirky compared to them💀 | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

softer-ua · 1 year ago

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Villain getting handcuffed and put in the van

🦹🏼: OH THANK GOD YOUR FINALLY HERE!!! GET ME AWAY FROM THESE FREAKS!!!!

🐷: … you mean the top three hero’s??? You can’t call the hero’s of our nation freaks?!

🦹🏼: Look at them!!! The blonde clearly has rabies, he’s literally frothing at the mouth and has tried to bite me once already?!! The red and white haired freak in the boiler man suit hasn’t blinked once since he arrived, not once!!!

🦹🏼:And, and the green one?!! His smile hasn’t wavered, not even when he dislocated my knee with his steal shoes, not even when I managed to have a street lamp fall on him, not when the unblinking maintenance guy set my cap on fire and trapped the remains ice(chocking me!!), not when the blonde dog blew up a overhanging statue and almost killed me and he smiled even brighter!!!

🦹🏼: in fucking fact he’s only gotten happier?!!! He’s loving that he’s holding that rabid fucker back from biting me!!! He’s a psychopath!!! He’s a deranged menace who not only enjoys hurting me but gets satisfaction from being hit, frankly I don’t think his heavy breathing is from exertion, I think he’s imagining letting the blonde rip out my spleen rn

🐷: you’re the insane one here buddy, those three are shining pillars of our community and you should show some respect!

🦹🏼: this can’t be legal, it’s at minimum excessive force, and it feels cruel and unusual

#wtf do i tag this as #anyway their society is so fucked up #like for the most part villains are just petty thieves #who after being terrorized buy into terrorist ideology #and I imagine Deku Todo and Kacchan are just terrifying to come up against with no warning #just Dekus unbridled smile 😀#Deku and his fucken bone snapping glee #Kacchan gets nearly delirious fighting villains like he’s feeling a natural high for sure #he literally growls at people #and then there my dear stone faced son Shoto #aka it’s not personal I just have a lotta family issues and no respect for authority so fuck you and the click you claim also ACAB #honestly him and Deku are so unhinged that Kacchan almost seems just a little quirky compared to them💀#he put poor sero in a glacier so large they had to shut down the new Olympics for a bit 🙃#and then did it again to Kacchan but he was able to tunnel out so they just kept the ball rolling 💀

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