#i know i have issues

[padsmoony04]

It doesn't matter how many times I watch Shadow and Bone season two, I'm always going to get excited each time Nikolai appears on screen.

[eclipsedcherry]

(s) creaming you guys

[justporo]

The thing is I really don't have time to write today and I am super tired. Tomorrow I probably won't have time to write either...

And I already miss writing Astarion...

[emmsiplier]

Guys ok. I fucking LOVE ominous signs. I scrolled thru the whole “official ominous signs” blog looking for more I love them so much PLEASE bring your finds to me OH i eat them up

[faebelowdeck]

I have long imagined that this moment was unexpectedly exciting to Wander. The first time Hater strapped him to a torture table, and best of all, in front of a galaxy full of viewers.

Now of course, Wander is a decent and polite man who knows Hater is oblivious to how he feels, and would also never actually want to be aroused or anything in front of an audience. So for this moment he played along, laughed about it, allowed himself to be happy about other things. However…

I love to imagine when Hater first grabbed him and locked him up. Slamming him against the X, snapping his wrists in while Wander is a little dazed by how fast this is all happening. “OPEN YOUR STUPID LEGS!” Hater shouts before grabbing Wander’s ankles, forcefully spreading them and snapping them into place. Wander’s shock and the heat in his belly would be so tough to ignore, but he pushes it down and makes a note to savor the memory later.

So of course, when he and Sylvia get away, later the nomad gets some alone time to fantasize about the events of the day, and mentally rewrite the tale for his own sick gratification ~ 😘

(Do not tag “WOY” in any form if you reblog!)

[mushroom-through-the-stargate]

"who are you smiling at?"

"oh just the prettiest boy in the world"

[wtfuckevenknows]

Did I just buy 50 birthday cake timbits to take home and freeze at the airport?!

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[padsmoony04]

Me? In love with a fictional person that doesn't even exist? That is crazy! I would never- Yes... Yes, I am...

[reading-writing-dying]

Google search: how normal is it to cry after reading romance stories

[no-reallyimfine]

But this life doesn’t have magic powers, multi-genre love interests, and a healthy family dynamic…..

“I need to stop fantasizing about running away to some other life and start figuring out the one I have.”

— Holly Black

[chaoticriderlessb]

Listen, I thought my vampire obsession died when I was 16-18.... Why is it weirdly back, and why am I imagining Kouhei Takeda playing as an evil vampire?!

*internal frustrated pteradactyl screeching*

[w0lp3rtinger]

"- I have a lot of problems with Biden. He is clearly the better of the two options, which I recognize is a very low bar. Being better than Trump cannot be the standard, because Donald Trump is the absence of a standard.

"But the truth is, even if Trump looses, that won't be the end of this. The people who cooked up Project 2025 will just move onto Project 2029 instead, because for them, this is so much more than just one election, or indeed, one candidate. Project 2025 is born from impulse as old as America. It's an impulse that says one class of Americans is entitled to lead, and the rest of us are lucky to be allowed to serve- that thinks there should be a limited government when it comes to rules they have to live by, but also a unitary executive to keep the rest of us in line. These are old, old ideas that have been shouted from podiums-... but have now been placed into a new handbook for an only too willing president to use on day one.

"And in a perfect world, I would love if we had an opposing party better able to articulate a strong defense of our country's ideals and that also consistently lived up to them. People are entitled to hope for more from the next four years than someone just not being Trump (and for at least two supreme court justices to die)-...

"And for anyone tempted to think, 'Well, we survived Trump's first term,' first, not everyone did, and it should hopefully be very clear by now a second Trump term really does promise to be far, far worse, because if Trump's first term was defined by chaos, his second could be defined by ruthless efficiency. That should be troubling to absolutely everyone because Project 2025 is a movement who's members joke about wanting a white homeland and insist women have to have more babies to uphold western society.-

"We need to be better than this."

-John Oliver, June 19th of 2024

[stinkybrowndogs]

I mean I get that’s it’s not the only contributing factor, but I’m curious exactly how much of the shelter dog over-population problem is actually due to poor dog ownership/management vs the housing crisis and economical stress. I’d be willing to bet by investing in social programs that give people the resources they need to care for their pets (cough cough affordable and free housing cough cough) that the amount of pets in shelters would dramatically drop. We can all sit here pointing fingers and screaming at each other until we are blue in the face, but if the owners basic needs are not being met, how can we hold them to a basic standard for their pets?

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael is very subtle about his daddy issues in FNAF..

[uncanny-tranny]

Fat people deserve mobility aids, too. No matter if it's connected to their fatness or not, because having a mobility issue that is connected to one's fatness won't change that they're still fat and still have the issue at hand. Fat people don't deserve to "tough it out" because fatness should be this divine punishment doled out to those who "deserve" it. Fat disabled people deserve to have the peace of mind that they can exist in whatever way is most comfortable and accessible to them