#i know i have issues

[totallynotasimp67]

DMC x CoD

Sorry, I saw a DMC 3 edit while I had CoD scenarios in my mind, and this is the brain child from it lmao

The CoD boys with a reader who’s half demon, think Dante and Vergil from Devil May Cry, but only like a couple people know, imma use the 141 boys as I’m a tad more familiar with them

The only people who would know would be Laswell, Price and a Doctor under a strict NDA, like so strict if they broke it they would probably end up on a missing persons list

Reader would normally go on solo missions, in and out info grabs mostly, but when they have to go on team missions they prefer being a sniper instead of an infiltrator so as to not give away their secret

But one thing leads to another and Reader is the only one still able to fight and Reader gets shot multiple times, similar to the way Dante gets impaled in the beginning of Devil May Cry 3, the enemy think they’ve won, the 141 can’t help but look away at the scene unfolding before them, that’s when Reader speaks

“This party’s gettin’ crazy!”

The group of people in the compound all stare in shock and disbelief at Reader who by all accounts should be dead, bullets that were once lodged in reader now falling out as the wounds begin to heal

Grabbing their pistols, a wicked grin drawing readers face, they speak once more

“Let’s rock baby”

You can decide where it goes from here, BUT if u do use this, ur obligated to tag me in it so I can read ur masterpiece

Devil May Cry Cutscenes incase anyone’s curious, the part I’m referencing starts at 7:42

[padsmoony04]

It doesn't matter how many times I watch Shadow and Bone season two, I'm always going to get excited each time Nikolai appears on screen.

[eclipsedcherry]

(s) creaming you guys

[wtfuckevenknows]

Year in Review: Places

Cologne, Germany 🇩🇪

Berlin, Germany @heartstringsduet 🇩🇪

London, England @beautifulhigh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Düsseldorf, Germany 🇩🇪 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Cologne as a palate cleanser 🇩🇪

Edinburgh, Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @thebumblecee

Loch Lormond, Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Highlands, Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Inveraray, Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Doune, Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Glasgow, Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Roermond, Netherlands (x3) 🇳🇱

My patio, but NORTHERN LIGHTS 🇩🇪

Bad Lippspringe, Germany 🇩🇪

Paderborn, Germany 🇩🇪 @loveconquersall

Bielefeld, Germany 🇩🇪

Stuttgart, Germany 🇩🇪

Heidelberg, Germany 🇩🇪

Enköping, Sweden 🇸🇪

Uppsala, Sweden 🇸🇪

Västerås, Sweden 🇸🇪

Stockholm, Sweden 🇸🇪

Zillertal, Austria 🇦🇹

Innsbruck, Austria 🇦🇹

Achensee, Austria 🇦🇹

Wörgl, Austria 🇦🇹

Maastricht, Nederlands 🇳🇱 @beautifulhigh

Aachen, Germany 🇩🇪 @loveconquersall

London, England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

❤️ Ending it back home in Cologne 🇩🇪

[a-pirate-my-hearties]

Me: *sees a charming, dangerous man that is indeed broken, has a dark past and is touch starved*

Me: he's mine now

[somethingsuperspicy]

ME: I don't want to play as Ciri or any female witcher really

PEOPLE ONLINE: incel! No woman will touch you! Get out of your mom's basement and touch grass

ME: 34yo slavic woman, married with kids who just wants to play male witcher to make him gay

[justporo]

The thing is I really don't have time to write today and I am super tired. Tomorrow I probably won't have time to write either...

And I already miss writing Astarion...

[emmsiplier]

Guys ok. I fucking LOVE ominous signs. I scrolled thru the whole “official ominous signs” blog looking for more I love them so much PLEASE bring your finds to me OH i eat them up

[faebelowdeck]

I have long imagined that this moment was unexpectedly exciting to Wander. The first time Hater strapped him to a torture table, and best of all, in front of a galaxy full of viewers.

Now of course, Wander is a decent and polite man who knows Hater is oblivious to how he feels, and would also never actually want to be aroused or anything in front of an audience. So for this moment he played along, laughed about it, allowed himself to be happy about other things. However…

I love to imagine when Hater first grabbed him and locked him up. Slamming him against the X, snapping his wrists in while Wander is a little dazed by how fast this is all happening. “OPEN YOUR STUPID LEGS!” Hater shouts before grabbing Wander’s ankles, forcefully spreading them and snapping them into place. Wander’s shock and the heat in his belly would be so tough to ignore, but he pushes it down and makes a note to savor the memory later.

So of course, when he and Sylvia get away, later the nomad gets some alone time to fantasize about the events of the day, and mentally rewrite the tale for his own sick gratification ~ 😘

(Do not tag “WOY” in any form if you reblog!)

[macbethz]

Well I like it but it’s not very well written. Also it’s a visual mess. The plot doesnt make any sense and the creators suck and its politics oscillate from mildly problematic to frankly baffling. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone. However. the character

[padsmoony04]

Me? In love with a fictional person that doesn't even exist? That is crazy! I would never- Yes... Yes, I am...

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[wtfuckevenknows]

Did I just buy 50 birthday cake timbits to take home and freeze at the airport?!

[bakerstreet-and-beyond]

There seems to be a general malaise on most of Tumblr about TikTok getting banned in the United States.

I understand the problems, "brain rot", whatever but- A government banning a social media app that opened the world for many people is legitimately scary and upsetting. Say what you want but, there are MANY global and local issues that would not have gotten the same traction, recognition, and outreach without TikTok.

And then add to this that Meta/Facebook was one the largest lobbyists working to get TikTok banned... Like- I think folks should be more concerned about the implications of what this means, especially since the ban goes into effect the day before inauguration.

[lumioluna]

I mean you’re a little bit of a clown girl for scolding your friend and wanting a 40 year old

i totally am, but i also don't think that being 19 and being 25 are the same thing (that girl was in highschool like... yesterday 😭) and i also don't think i'd go through with it with a 40-ish years old man....i mean, i can admit the idea makes me wet (of course thinking of a 40 years old man i like) but as i've said i'm too much of a goodie two shoes to act on what is mostly a fantasy (and also too aware of the fact that i would most likely be the more vulnerable one in that kind of relationship...which is part of the reason why it's hot lol)

[reading-writing-dying]

Google search: how normal is it to cry after reading romance stories