#i know i have issues

[padsmoony04]

It doesn't matter how many times I watch Shadow and Bone season two, I'm always going to get excited each time Nikolai appears on screen.

[eclipsedcherry]

(s) creaming you guys

[a-pirate-my-hearties]

Me: *sees a charming, dangerous man that is indeed broken, has a dark past and is touch starved*

Me: he's mine now

[totallynotasimp67]

DMC x CoD

Sorry, I saw a DMC 3 edit while I had CoD scenarios in my mind, and this is the brain child from it lmao

The CoD boys with a reader who’s half demon, think Dante and Vergil from Devil May Cry, but only like a couple people know, imma use the 141 boys as I’m a tad more familiar with them

The only people who would know would be Laswell, Price and a Doctor under a strict NDA, like so strict if they broke it they would probably end up on a missing persons list

Reader would normally go on solo missions, in and out info grabs mostly, but when they have to go on team missions they prefer being a sniper instead of an infiltrator so as to not give away their secret

But one thing leads to another and Reader is the only one still able to fight and Reader gets shot multiple times, similar to the way Dante gets impaled in the beginning of Devil May Cry 3, the enemy think they’ve won, the 141 can’t help but look away at the scene unfolding before them, that’s when Reader speaks

“This party’s gettin’ crazy!”

The group of people in the compound all stare in shock and disbelief at Reader who by all accounts should be dead, bullets that were once lodged in reader now falling out as the wounds begin to heal

Grabbing their pistols, a wicked grin drawing readers face, they speak once more

“Let’s rock baby”

You can decide where it goes from here, BUT if u do use this, ur obligated to tag me in it so I can read ur masterpiece

Devil May Cry Cutscenes incase anyone’s curious, the part I’m referencing starts at 7:42

[somethingsuperspicy]

ME: I don't want to play as Ciri or any female witcher really

PEOPLE ONLINE: incel! No woman will touch you! Get out of your mom's basement and touch grass

ME: 34yo slavic woman, married with kids who just wants to play male witcher to make him gay

[justporo]

The thing is I really don't have time to write today and I am super tired. Tomorrow I probably won't have time to write either...

And I already miss writing Astarion...

[emmsiplier]

Guys ok. I fucking LOVE ominous signs. I scrolled thru the whole “official ominous signs” blog looking for more I love them so much PLEASE bring your finds to me OH i eat them up

[faebelowdeck]

I have long imagined that this moment was unexpectedly exciting to Wander. The first time Hater strapped him to a torture table, and best of all, in front of a galaxy full of viewers.

Now of course, Wander is a decent and polite man who knows Hater is oblivious to how he feels, and would also never actually want to be aroused or anything in front of an audience. So for this moment he played along, laughed about it, allowed himself to be happy about other things. However…

I love to imagine when Hater first grabbed him and locked him up. Slamming him against the X, snapping his wrists in while Wander is a little dazed by how fast this is all happening. “OPEN YOUR STUPID LEGS!” Hater shouts before grabbing Wander’s ankles, forcefully spreading them and snapping them into place. Wander’s shock and the heat in his belly would be so tough to ignore, but he pushes it down and makes a note to savor the memory later.

So of course, when he and Sylvia get away, later the nomad gets some alone time to fantasize about the events of the day, and mentally rewrite the tale for his own sick gratification ~ 😘

(Do not tag “WOY” in any form if you reblog!)

[wtfuckevenknows]

Did I just buy 50 birthday cake timbits to take home and freeze at the airport?!

[macbethz]

Well I like it but it’s not very well written. Also it’s a visual mess. The plot doesnt make any sense and the creators suck and its politics oscillate from mildly problematic to frankly baffling. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone. However. the character

[padsmoony04]

Me? In love with a fictional person that doesn't even exist? That is crazy! I would never- Yes... Yes, I am...

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[reading-writing-dying]

Google search: how normal is it to cry after reading romance stories

[no-reallyimfine]

But this life doesn’t have magic powers, multi-genre love interests, and a healthy family dynamic…..

“I need to stop fantasizing about running away to some other life and start figuring out the one I have.”

— Holly Black

[quirkychaoticraptor]

Listen, I thought my vampire obsession died when I was 16-18.... Why is it weirdly back, and why am I imagining Kouhei Takeda playing as an evil vampire?!

*internal frustrated pteradactyl screeching*

[stinkybrowndogs]

I mean I get that’s it’s not the only contributing factor, but I’m curious exactly how much of the shelter dog over-population problem is actually due to poor dog ownership/management vs the housing crisis and economical stress. I’d be willing to bet by investing in social programs that give people the resources they need to care for their pets (cough cough affordable and free housing cough cough) that the amount of pets in shelters would dramatically drop. We can all sit here pointing fingers and screaming at each other until we are blue in the face, but if the owners basic needs are not being met, how can we hold them to a basic standard for their pets?