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reddstardust · 1 year ago

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My food 50% of the time

The other 50%

#i know how to cook #I'm just too tired to do that sometimes #btw those are vitamins #food #cw food #🌠

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doctorsiren · 2 months ago

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More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids

#doctorsiren #gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #mothman #mothford #gravity falls fanart #gravity falls au #Monster Hunter Pines AU #digital art #my art #procreate #I love the first drawing so much dude idk how I cooked that #can’t believe Stanley was about to shoot the Mothman smh doesn’t he know that’s his brother’s favourite??#ignore the fact Stan looks different in literally every one of these drawings LMAO

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omniblades-and-stars · 3 months ago

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Frankie is a bad cook. She knows how to make shit on a shingle and she could probably manage the most mid spaghetti you can imagine.

Baking is right out of the question.

#frankie “you gonna drink that” shepard #injecting little pieces of my childhood growing up with a navy man as a father #i know how to cook #but shit on a shingle is like the one thing my dad taught me to cook

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giantkillerjack · 21 days ago

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I think Gastronauts on Dropout is the cooking show that has made me truly appreciate the skill of professional chefs more than any other cooking show.

Like I don't know if it's because the challenges are so crazy or the fact that the judges don't have any professional input whatsoever (they're all comedians), but the combination of how utterly stoked the judges are to be eating this food and how creative the chefs get to be really works to make you marvel at just how skilled a professional chef has to be.

Other cooking shows always have a level-voiced narrator listing out shit like,

"Rebecca is doing a praline-mint ganache with a Twiffly Street stir-up, combined with a gestelle Santa Maria sponge technique."

And it's fun to pretend like, 'Ah, yes. Of course! A classic of the genre! He'd be a fool not to!' as though I know anything about cooking or baking.

But on Gastronauts, it's a bunch of comedians who would really graciously appreciate some fancy food, watching chefs cook and going, like,

"What is that? What is he doing?? It's like- like a swishy thing! Like a fancy swishy thing!!"

"OH MY GOD YES, HE'S USING ONIONS."

"Ooo! Crunchies!??"

And then the chefs get to come out and formally present their food, which makes them look very smart. And these actors who generally can't afford Michelin star cuisine are just :DDDD!

And it's like, oh yeah. This is about my level, yes. This conveys how normal people who don't eat good food for a living would actually react. And it's super chill. It's good vibes, that show. 👌

#gastronauts #dropout #original #jordan myrick #none of these are quotes from anything. I don't know anything about cooking. it's why I relate to this show.#I like that it makes the chefs look legit as fuck #because it gives me an average person an idea of how delicious this food is. it's hard to tell when it's being experienced #always by professional celebrity chef judges or whatever. I'd be so excited about this food too! and i have ARFID!

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urfavnegronerd · 1 year ago

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oh okay

*screams*

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matrivers · 11 months ago

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i was born at such a weird time and to young(er) parents that millennials go “ugh, kids these days don’t know what a vhs tape is !!” and i sit here having watched basically every single one of my childhood movies on vhs BUT then they go “oh, if you know that then surely you remember when [massive pop culture thing] happened?” and i’m like “i genuinely have no idea what you’re talking about” and then i find out i was three years old when that happened.

#mat rambles #idk how to tag this #basically i know zero pop culture from then #but i do know lots of other things #i know what blockbuster is #i know how to cook #and yet #i’m still not entirely sure what glee was

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roppiepop · 11 months ago

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Who’s coming to the cookout?

#bruce wayne #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #batman #red robin #dc robin #batgirl #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #roppie tries to draw #WE ARE GOING TO IGNORE that comic where bruce seems to be able to cook now #bcs this has been in my drafts for literal years lmao thats how slow i am w these #this comic is also known as ‘wordless communication: how well your family knows you’#dont think too much abt the particulars abt any aspect of this ok 😃👍#i had fun playing around w how i color thinngs i hope its not too messy!!#WAIT DOES THIS SAY COOK-OFF I MEANT COOKOUT!!!!!!!!#(its not a roppie piece without a typo but please OTL read that as i intended im on the ground

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guavajagular · 1 year ago

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Hairy Senshi, save me

#senshi dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi #every time I draw Senshi I panic at how I don't know how to properly draw cooking techniques

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kiwibrain · 7 months ago

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part 2 of the silly isat dunmeshi crossover, with angst and a recipe i made up in 2 minutes :)

Part 1 ✨

#i drew sooo many hands waadakdljsakldjsa #ive had this wip for like a month #and then i found “the brush✨”#and i finished it in a week :)#literally made the recipe in 2 minutes i know how to cook but i was having so mch trouble making something up for some reason #wanted to finish it yesterday but i played tomodachi life until 3 am woop #aight time to sleep #isat #in stars and time #isat spoilers #isat siffrin #isat odile #isat mirabelle #isat bonnie #isat loop #woa first time drawing loop #my art

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lifehunted · 1 year ago

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[sits up] ohhhh my god oh my god. artur's whole schtick of wanting to be a knightly hero propelled by stories she'd heard growing up of a hero lost to time. of the very first man to link the fire after gwyn

someone NOBLE and HEROIC and knightly. and someone she always wanted to be. [cut to tyr the former thief, who never even used any sort of knight-ish build and was a coward, and whose rule ended in a parallel of gwyn's paranoid and power-hungry downfall]

ITS SOOOO GOOD. perpetuating the cycles in legacy etc. also reminiscent of artorias' legacy and the abysswatchers, which was ALSO tyr's fault. ohohoho

#text #i know how to COOK

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artkaninchenbau · 6 months ago

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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

#My art #One Piece #Long post #Sir Crocodile #Nico Robin #Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare #Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child #But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead #IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about #And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away #In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out #(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet #She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it #IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook #Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook #But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY #Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic

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barghest-land · 2 months ago

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today's flocking sketches!! wanted to try some more wide shot scenery this time so i was mainly focused on colors, composition and the feeling that drawings hold overall. maganpaulia, kaprosuchus, torosaurus and regaliceratops. also my first large ceratopsians ever!

#still don't know how ceratopsians work.#but i think i cooked #kinda?#eh i've been drawing a lot of storyboards at my job lately and doing layouts is exhausting and it's been a bit stressing overall #but what i do to make it fun?#right. i do the same in my free time but put dinosaurs in there #fuck u stress im drawing paleo things #barghestland #art #artists on tumblr #paleoart #paleoland #paleostream flocking #maganpaulia #kaprosuchus #torosaurus #regaliceratops

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heavyheavycream · 6 months ago

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#i am a human of simple needs #all i need is a fat dude who knows how to cook #and softens as the years go by #heavyheavycream #feedism comics #vanilla comics #comics #male gaining

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luthqrs · 3 months ago

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"I thought you said it was physics?" "Physics... magic." JENNIFER JAREAU, SPENCER REID, PENELOPE GARCIA & EMILY PRENTISS in CRIMINAL MINDS 2x12 | 'Profiler, Profiled'

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that-one-weird-cloud0 · 1 year ago

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De-aged Danny wandering the street of Gotham as a five year old:

Batfam: hello child are you alright?

Danny: Yup! :D

Batfam: where are your parents buddy?

Danny: don’t need em. Tried to kill me

Batfam: *concerned* how about you come with us for a little while?

Danny: no thank you mister Batman, I don’t trust adults

Batfam: oh no

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #I love de-aged danny #either with memories or without #cause like baby danny would be smarter than the average toddler #and say shit that so so strange coming from a high pitched squeaky toddler voice #why does this baby know what murder is? who taught him how to wield a knife? how does baby know how to reach stove to cook?#why did baby just beat my ass? how did he drop kick me?#the Batman may never know #danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #batfam #dc x dp prompt

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tesspool · 3 months ago

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"I dont want what you have, I want to be you."

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