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Excuse me motherf-
horrible news: you have to practice to level up your skills because it's unrealistic to think you'll be good at everything first try
#I KNOOOOOOW#everyone is calling me out so much these days I’m worried that I’m being stalked for scientific observation#like who are you people????#my teeth still hurt I just got my first surgery this morning for wisdom teeth removal
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*contemplating my own take on an extremely overdone fandom trope* everyone loves two cakes, everyone wants two cakes, everyone loves two cakes
#anyways who wants to hear about my buddie coma-dream-au idea lol#i knoooooow it’s so overdone but idc im havign fun writing it#buddie#911#i did this for steddie too like who hasnt written an alt meeting au?#tropes are tropes for a reason - they’re fun!
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Doomfist/Lifeweaver
#overwatch#overwatch 2#lifeweaver#niran pruksamanee#doomfist#akande ogundimu#uhm..i dont know what this ship is called#flowerpunch#doomweaver#?????? i dont knoooooow#anyways someone requested it on twitter so i drew it
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can y'all do me a favour and reblog this with your favourite wrestling soulmates. this can be legit soulmates or just a match up / tag team that was so good and needs to happen again
#tal.png#i just want to knoooooow..#some of my faves are: kyle + roddy‚ malakai + buddy‚ brody + darby#mox + seth :( will prolly never happen again and thats so sad but i think they're in the right companies for them
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bugrughrhbgrhg
#in stars and time#isat#my art#isat siffrin#AUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#i struggled all day you don't even knoooooow
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#stargate#stargate sg1#stargateedit#jonas quinn#nirrti#mine#*#you are not human#those few thousand years on another world have changed you more than you know#you are much closer than the others#I WANNA KNOW MORE#imagine what we would have gotten if they kept jonas#the possibilities are endless#they could have gone anywhere with this#even fucking anubis was like yooooo when he had jonas#like????#we know that babygirl is special but HOW special he is exactly#I WANT TO KNOOOOOOW
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dragon belly burnt ends
laios touden x gn! reader
no warnings, except fluff and manga spoilers :)
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“There you are! I see your feet under there!”
It makes Laios startle - his eyes come back into focus right as your smiling face parts through the green curtain surrounding him. Oh, it’s just you. He uncrosses his arms, comes away from the tree trunk he was leaned up against with a stretch and a grunt, and you step through the branches of the bush. He smiles at your awkward attempt to do so gracefully, without displacing the branches too much or getting scratched up. There’s a leaf and twig in your hair, he reaches up to pluck them out and discard them to the side.
“I walked all over to find you - god, there’s so many people around. Hey, why are you just here in this bush anyways?”
“I’m escaping,” his sentence broken by a yawn, “-from all the people for a little while. I’ve never had so many people trying to talk to me…” You close your eyes and nod along in acceptance.
“That’s fair- I’ve had to escape the crowd quite a bit myself these past few days.”
The little hollow is small, just enough for two people to stand in intimate quarters. There’s dappled sunlight on your face, a warm green glow all around, and the sounds of the great feast, voices in revelry, are muffled. Only a scant few inches separate your bodies - though his heart still quickened, Laios would have been much more nervous in this situation only a matter of weeks ago. But after his experience in the dungeon, all that he went through with you and the rest of the party, he feels changed. He sees it in you, too - the way you meet his eyes with ease and a gleam of confidence that was not there before. Significant enough that even he could tell the difference. It made him happy to see you this way.
So why are you looking at him like that, now, with your eyebrow raised, head cocked to the side?
He looks down and finally notices you’re carrying something in your hand; a square of waxed paper with two pieces of meat on top, thin strips rolled up into bite sized spirals and pinned with wooden skewers, glistening with brown glaze. A third one is poised between your index finger and thumb, being held out in offering.
“Are you alright, Laios?” You question, and he blinks back into focus, rubbing his eyes.
“Yeah, just lost in thought…” He feels heat on his face. “I must be more spent than I thought.”
“Maybe this will help you feel better!” You beam at him, and your smile strikes him right in the heart. “I bet you haven’t tried it yet- actually I know you haven’t because I just watched it come out of the smoker… But I bet you’ll love it!”
He lifts his hand, but you’ve already started raising your own hand up towards his mouth to feed it directly to him. His fingers go back to his side to fidget with the leg of his pants as he leans in, mouth wide. You bump the corner of his mouth, leaving behind a spot of sauce.
“Oops,” you giggle. But he has no time to think about how vibrant you are, because his mouth explodes with rich flavour when he pulls it from the skewer with his teeth, sweet and tangy spiced glaze covering the savoury, fatty deliciousness of the meat. He expects to chew, but his tongue pushes into the meat easily and the fat and muscle disintegrate equally in his mouth as his eyes widen.
“What is this?” He asks incredulously around his mouthful.
You grin at him. “Dragon belly! Other than that, I don’t know.”
Laios swallows, sad that it’s over so soon, though he’s already eyeing the next two pieces in your hand. “It’s so rich! And the way it melts in your mouth! This is great!”
“Right?!” You say in enthusiastic agreement, and offer up the remaining two bites from the palm of your hand. He takes one and devours it, forgetting to even savour it for its deliciousness, and his desperation to get it into his belly. “Take the other one, it’s all for you. I’ve had a lot already, I just wanted you to try it.”
All for you. He takes it from your hand. You crumple the wax paper, shoving it in your pocket to dispose of later, and watch him, gleaming in the filtered sunlight. He eats this one with intentionality, looks down at you with warmth, his mouth full. “I love you,” he thinks. It startles him to hear the words, even in his own head, the weight of that realization gripping his heart in his chest. His expression drops, but you don’t seem to notice.
In fact, you lift your hand and swipe your thumb across the corner of his mouth, and Laios freezes before you draw it away. And then you look down, pondering the spot of glaze with pursed lips. “Hm.” Evidently you hadn’t considered how you were going to get it off your own hand. You settle to just lick it off, and his heart flips in his chest. He feels electrified, swallowing the delectable bite down thickly. So close, so close…
He grips your wrist, still staring at your thumb before he raises his eyes to meet yours. Only a half step forward and he can feel your bodies touching. He is overwhelmed by his want.
“Laios…?” You question softly, smile fading, though he cant quite read the expression it faded to. But you’re not nervous, by the way you haven’t broken eye contact - at least he hopes. His heart is pounding. But if there’s any time to be bold, to take action, it’s now, right?
He leans in, a crawling pace that belies his trepidation, giving you every chance to back away. But you don’t push him or jerk back, so he tilts his head, eyes slowly fluttering closed - this is how you do it, right? Yet something catches him, right as he feels the breath from your parted lips on his own. Your eyes - he realizes you were still staring at him wide-eyed as he drew near, as his own eyes closed. Why were you staring at him?
He pulls back, eyebrows drawn, and yours go to match as he searches your gaze, heart sickly thudding under his sternum as his stomach tightens. He feels out of control now, internally cursing his correction, agonizing in the span of a second over whether he should’ve just gone with it. His options now are to retreat, or to question:
“Is this… Is this okay? Can I…” But the words falter. He can’t make the words “kiss you” leave his throat. His face and ears are burning, and he is starting to sweat under his collar.
You sigh and tilt your head, though your face doesn’t relax. He feels a spike of sick, cringing panic in his gut, until you open your mouth: “Please, Laios,” you insist breathily, “please kiss me…”
He blinks; with a sigh he is flooded with cool, sweet relief. “Oh…” He lets go of your wrist and raises his hand, tucks a wayward strand of hair behind your ear, presses his calloused palm into your velvet soft jawline, fingers wrapped gently around the nape of your neck. Your eyes soften at his touch, your hand goes to rest on his bicep.
“It’s real now…” He thinks, feeling you gently squeeze his arm. “It’s actually happening…” But the look in your eyes feels wide open, he blinks into your warm gaze before finally shutting his lids and leaning in to press a stiff, chaste kiss to your lips, holding for a heart racing moment against your plush mouth, until he finally pulls away.
He can see you looking between each of his eyes, and suddenly you break into a smile and laugh. Both of your hands go to cradle the back of his head. He doesn’t have time to wonder why you’re laughing at him before you pull him towards you and meet his lips again, different now as you kiss him, this rolling and sucking motion that stokes up a fire in his chest. It’s an unfamiliar rhythm but he catches on, if a little sloppy and ungraceful, as he presses his face into yours with increasing fervour. The sensation of your fingers through his hair prompts him to cross his arms around your back and hug you close to his own body, a vain attempt to crush you into him and meld together.
He only pushes into you harder when he feels you retreat, chasing your mouth as you pat the back of his head. But finally you grip his hair and force him off, he whimpers in pain as you gasp for breath.
“What was that?” He questions, a little hurt and confused, though your bodies are still pressed together.
“Maybe you can breathe with that big nose between us,” your chest heaves, hungry for air, “but I sure can’t.” You smile, and your whole mouth glistens with your mixed saliva. You wipe it with the back of your hand. “Your mouth tastes like the dragon belly,” you muse, laughing breathily, and you lean into him. The feeling of you against him is nice.
“You just taste like saliva,” he remarks, and ponders for a moment because, it tasted almost like nothing and yet he only wanted more, more, more. “It’s very very subtle. Mostly tastes like nothing. Kind of like skin, kind of… mineral? Almost sweet, even,” he elaborates unprompted, fingers ghosting absentmindedly up and down your back. Almost sweet, because while it wasn’t necessarily sweet, there was a sensation of sweetness that exploded in his mind… who knew the taste of someone’s spit could be so addictive?
He finds you still looking at him, this time with a clear streak of amusement in your expression. He’s almost embarrassed, most people don’t exactly ask for the taste profile of their own saliva, but the feeling is dispelled when you trail your hand down his arm, to interlace your fingers in his.
“You make me want more of that dragon belly…” You sigh.
“Me too,” he nods, eyes closed to recall the flavour. and after a beat, he feels you pull him gently.
“Well, we ought to hurry, cause that stuff was going fast,” you say, already parting through the branches again and pulling him along, “but I’m sure they would spare whatever’s left for the King himself.” You turn your head and give him a sly smile.
Oh yeah, that’s why he was hiding. He cringes a little into the back of your head. Being king is cool and all, but he’s been feeling the weight of everyone’s lofty expectations.
Yet, the feeling of your hand is soothing, and he stares down at your interlocked fingers. With your hand in his, maybe he could face anyone.
#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi x reader#laios x reader#laios touden x reader#dm#dm laios#x.writing#i dooooont knoooooow#this is unedited#im trying to figure him outtt
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FRICK
while i was digging through the comics for my previous post, I suddenly noticed something eerily familiar about this particular panel of Sylwanin...the flipping SANHÌ PATTERNS
#I NEED TO SIT DOWN#i mean i knoooooow it's probably a coincidence; the pattern is inconsistent through the other panels#and this comic was probably made before neteyam's design was finalized anyways#but hot DANG what a WILD coincidence i--#avatar#avatar 2#neteyam#sylwanin
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the giant hand?! ? I know Gojo’s asscheeks where red and bruised everyday from the spanking jesus
#jjk#satosugu#geto suguru#and I know he’d act bad in purpose just to get t he punishment#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen#sugusato#gego#I KNOOOOOOW I SAID I WASNT POSTING BUT GUYS GUYS YOU CANT CONTAIN THESE GEGO BRAIN I NEED TO SPEAK I NEED TO BE HEARD !!!!!
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Confession time: my dumbest, pettiest, most irrational gripe when it comes to English period-dramas is when they make the characters have a whole entire conversation to explain the concept of entailment and primogeniture and other stuff that CHARACTERS IN THIS TIME PERIOD WOULD NOT ACTUALLY BE DISCUSSING BECAUSE THIS WAS A NORMAL THING AND AN ESTABLISHED PART OF THEIR REALITY AAAAHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP!!!
#i knoooooow that a lot of people watching these things don't have as much regency-era knowledge as i do buuuuuut omg#please stop having characters in a drama set in 1805 stop what they're doing to have a Very Serious Discussion#about why the daughter of the house is NOT going to inherit her father's estate and title#stooooooooop#okay thus endeth my Petty Gripe have a nice day!!
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Me @ me: DO NOT CLICK THE SHOW POST BUTTONS YOU FOOL.
#I don't wanna knoooooow things#*puts fingers in ears and goes lalalalalala*#(which is highly pointless on a website BUT YOU GET THE POINT)#is it Thursday yet
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i don't think i've ever posted my modern au kvothe actually so here ya go
#my art#kgc#kingkiller chronicle#kvothe#yeah this is kind of basic i knoooooow#i was consumed by this au for approximately two days#dana was going to be emo
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#watching datv reviews is nice :")#most of these reviews are 'oh the writing is dooooooogshit'#'BUT......that BAAAALDY elf carried the whole game'#oooh i knoow i knoooooow#he deserved so much more maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan#like..... they threw him into marvels guardians of the galaxy game#two different games aughhhhhhhhhhhh#augh....wish datv was a spinoff game
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eddie guide. of course i draw every single riddler i love him so much but this is kinda My Eddie so i can draw him as inconsistently as i want. i don’t really have any AUs or anything he just kinda exists in my brain. maybe i need to make Lore for him. his current lore is that ummmm he’s so gay all the time. whatever
#riddler#the riddler#riddler fanart#edward nygma#edward nigma#edward nygma fanart#dude i dont freaking knoooooow#dc#dc comics#self portrait#he’s just a guy#scriddler is real in his universe#goodnight gotham
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A long shiver ran down her body as he touched her, her eyes downcast, still unable to look at him. His words brought a funny feeling to her stomach, a sort of fluttering similar to when something gave you butterflies. It couldn’t have been that though. Kas wasn’t the sort of guy you were supposed to get those feelings about. When he made your heart pound it wasn’t supposed to be because you were starting to fall for him.
Incapable of giving an answer, she simply turned and walked through the tear between their worlds, resisting the urge to look back once she was on the the other side.
in-the-darkx:
Kas watched her with a kicked puppy expression, “do I have to have a reason to need you?” He asked softly before getting up to lead her out of his den. “There’s a gate nearby it’s small but you’ll be able to fit through it ..” he told her simply .
But he did, didn’t he? He needed her blood. The rest of her was probably just a nice extra he could use to keep himself ‘entertained’ between feedings. The thought turned her mood gloomy, and she hugged herself for comfort as they headed towards the exit.
#RP#I knoooooow#it makes me feel so bad about Dis treating him like this but she doesn’t believe he actually means any of it orz#inthedarkx
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