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He has, in fact, not had his coffee yet.
#ffxiv#sketch#zenos yae galvus#adventurer zenos#I like to write that Zenos has stayed away from most vices (sees no point in smoking and has tried to get drunk numerous times but can't)#all that and so on- he is however still at the whims of his family's coffee addiction#(from both sides- because I also write Carosa as a field medic)#the issue for his companions is that he goes on a run first thing every morning#...admittedly nothing really changes other than that he's moodier in the morning without it#it just gives him the strength to sit through small talk without zoning it out#thancred got him that mug as a joke not realizing zenos religiously makes sure the warning is always facing outwards#behold my goofy ass writing mundane scenarios of one of the most dangerous characters#I simply champion the idea that out of combat/military scenarios/certain parts of his anhedonia#that he is -weirdly- normal. like. unnervingly so. like the scions realize a normal day with him is just finding him#reading in the kitchen while he's cooking eggs and sausage and not having to deal with him constantly rushing meteor down kind of normal#its also just cause I like the thought that he's finally in a comfortable place#he'll be chilling and the others might take his calmness as hes planning something#but no he's just enjoying having his head be blissfully empty for once while he's relaxed LOL#local man trained from youth to be a weapon and a tool finally gets a space to just be some dude#(dont mind me just enjoying the thought of the scions realizing just how weird meteor is in comparison on the daily)#the voidscarred combat-manic prince being just a guy and the warrior of light- helper of millions... is a whole ass -entity-#the through line for both of them is neither of them can stay still (anymore) for longer than a half a day
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It couldnāt lie to save its life⦠literally
#heās way too autistic#the speaking its mind in that dry and outright truth without realizing how it could come across as extremely rude kind of autistic#not that heād really care if he sounded rude#as long as he speaks his mind without filters#the pinnacle of unmasked autism lives in its metal shell#tho itās really fun to go through his dialogue and see the difference between him being rude because heās a bitch#and him being rude cause he just speaks his mind without cushioning his words#āātotal misplayā is a good example of the latter#like āI know youāre not necessarily trying to be rude here but you do come off as a bitch even though youāre just stating facts#you just state them way too directly and dryly my guy#itās just silly like that sometimes#anyway#thoughts thoughts thoughts#anothers art#inscryption#inscryption p03#inscryption grimora#inscryption spoilers
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Okay new take on the angst.
Neither Shanks nor Mihawk die (yay!) but Yoru shatters instead and Mihawk wishes it was him instead.
In a nice parallel to how Mihawk shattered Zoroās two nameless swords like it was nothing Zoro uses these three great and kind of cursed swords to slowly and painstakingly chip by chip shatter the greatest blade in existence and even tho heās still breathing Mihawk dies right along side it.
Honestly I donāt see a future where Zoro breaks mihawks sword and lets him live he has to much honor for that has to much respect for Mihawk both as a great swordsman and as a mentor figure. Knows what it means to die proudly with your blade in your hands so I think heād think it quite cruel to shatter Yoru and then not give Mihawk the honor of death. So like even if he did I think it would be kind of on accident (like he wasnāt deliberately making precise blows to shatter the sword it just kind of happens) and Zoro has spent to much time with Luffy and shanks to kill Mihawk, has spent to much time with Mihawk has witnessed the boredorm and discontent he faces and itās all complicated. So he Gives him the same lesson Mihawk gave him three scars down the chest from shoulder to hip tells him to come challenge him again.
Either way Mihawk is here scars down his chest for everyone to see and no sword and he has never been more scared or more empty in his life. But shanks is just glad that heās here and that makes it so much worse.
Because now he feels like heās just another thing Shanks has to protect. Heās weak and Mihawk hasnāt felt weak in a long time canāt remember a time when he felt there was a challenge that he couldnāt face. But living life after this might be the hardest challenge he has ever faced. There wasnāt supposed to be an after this was supposed to be it. His escape from the monotony a way to go out as honorable to the life that he had lived as he can be. And yet, here he isā¦..with Shanks, and he has nothing to offer him.
Mihawk is not a good man, not in the way Shanks and Luffy and even Zoro are. Heās selfish, capricious, haughty, callous, casually cruel and all these other adjectives that have never mattered to him before because he was also strong. His strength was all he had to offer and he has never felt as weak as he does now. Why would shanks want that? Why would shanks trade in an equal, a rival someone who could meet him at the top, why would he trade thay in for just another person to worry about. Mihawk wouldnāt (doesnāt think he would but he doesnāt know anymore) Mihawk left him at his lowest moment because of strength and he expects, demands, that shanks do the same.
Unlike Shanks he has nothing else to offer there is no deeper than this but Shanks is just glad that heās here and what does it mean that he is still here?

Also this is very shanks to Mihawk coded because shanks has always know that this is exactly who Mihawk was there was no deeper (and maybe there where certain things he hoped he could learn) but Shanks has always known and has always accepted him for exactly who he is. There is no question in his mind that Mihawk will pick up a sword and get stronger again (maybe never as strong as he was but thatās okay too) not because thatās what Shanks expects but because thatās who Mihawk is
#mishanks#living past your expiration date will never not be an amazing concept for a character when done well#mihawks sword is this very real physical part of him and I wanted to kind of explore what he would feel like if he had to part with her#but still have to live on#I just kind of like the idea of Mihawk suddenly gaining all this self doubt and self consciousness#still on my journey to make my self sad as possible about these two middle aged men#all these things that heās never really felt before because heās always had his strength always been confident in it#and now heās just floundering#heās never cared if he was good enough for shanks because strength was all that mattered they matched strengths they were equals#but now the balance is all over the place Mihawk doesnāt have his sword doesnāt know who he is and now heās scared that shanks will realize#heās not good and he will have nothing else to offer him#and god watch me dig my own grave#also Yoru is Mihawkās soul made physical form pretty sure he no longer knows who he is without the great blade#would actually be unrecoverable if something happened to her. Mihawk insane with grief#shanks of course is absolutely gutted as Mihawks very warped and confused ideas of love are all layed bare#but it does make alot of things and left arm gate make much more sense in hindsight#one piece#dracule mihawk#throwing thoughts to the void#op#hawkeye mihawk#akagami no shanks#shanks#red haired shanks#akataka#red hair shanks#roronoa zoro#zoro one piece#one piece meta#mihawk x shanks
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man who can literally read minds but can't conceive of someone genuinely enjoying his company š¬ I did most of this with act one of GC in mind but I couldn't resist doing a little bonus Ilya from later in the story lmao
original template by kogoyun, I did slice it up a bit because trying to view tall images on desktop is hell
#ghost city#maksim girard#artbyrom#literally my first time designing or drawing those other three characters gdhfdhdg#I had a pretty clear mental image of Callahan because he's so normie#but Vartan and I had to brainstorm everything we had independently imagined about Violet up to this point and Strikeout was like ?????#that's a voice on a phone man idk#also the 'what they think vs what they are' section was such an interesting thought experiment#not just for quantifying his ABYSMAL self esteem but also like#the way he underestimates his combat ability but OVERestimates his physical strength#which are kind of tied to the same thing: he knows his mods are designed for combat but he's never actually tested their upper limits#so he doesn't really know the full extent of what he could do in a combat scenario if pushed to extremes. it's more than he estimates#BUT he also doesn't know if there's a point where injury/exhaustion would outpace the inhibitor's ability to shield him from their effects#he conflates his agility/resilience/ability to ignore pain with physical strength#and doesn't consider that without all that he's really just like. a guy with a relatively active lifestyle#but then there's also the fact that he's pretty sure he has a normal average understanding/valuation of 'right vs wrong'#and then you dig a little bit and realize he thinks killing someone is a neat efficient way to resolve most conflicts :|#ehem. anyway. can you tell the OC Brain is coming back in full force
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This might be a silly question, but when did you start liking Ford? Basically, did you like him right away, or did it take some time?
not a silly question, seeing as i was asked this before!
when i was watching the show for the first time in like... 2021, the moment i saw Ford i thought he was cool. not much more than that at that point in time, i unfortunately had the bad fortune of finding out he existed way before i got a chance to watch the show and let's just say i was trying to be as unbiased as possible so ended up being neutral throughout my first watch? i didn't know what to think about him after seeing the fandom's takes on him in passing but i didn't want to judge him until i finished the show, to see if i could see where the fandom i'd only briefly seen was coming from. so i was neutral all the way to the finale.
lo and behold, i found out for myself that he was not nearly as bad as the brief swatches of an impression of ford i got from just fandom posting i was hardly paying attention to otherwise. i'm so fucking glad i wasn't actually in the fandom when i saw those takes, idk where i'd be lmao. probably suffering.
then one of my lovely mutuals asked me on my birthday, a couple weeks after i finished the show, who my favorite character was. before i met ford properly, i was certain that dipper would become my favorite, but it wasn't set in stone. i wasn't really thinking of any of the characters as my full favorite or anything at that point so i said that my favorite was ford because he was cool and had six fingers. very superficial, ngl.
long story short, found a couple of blogs that ford-posted a lot and spoke their minds about defending ford, and eventually found a post detailing the thought of ford being autistic in long essay format. which resonated with me very much and started me on the path to loving ford like i love him today.
the lowest opinion i had of ford while watching the show was neutral, in other words. couldn't understand how people hated him so much. i still don't, ngl. their loss lmho.
thanks for the ask! ^^
#askjacky#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#grunkle ford#i remember seeing an art of ford killing dipper because he thought bill was inside him before i watched the show at all#that kind of shit makes you confused when you don't know shit about the character they're making do that#i think i remember seeing arguments in youtube comments about it one time#idk why i would've seen them being outside of the fandom but i remember it#idk#fandoms warp your perceptions of what a media and its characters are actually like#and i am glad i realized that was probably the case with ford so i dedicated myself to watching the show for myself unbiased first#without letting any of those biased takes i saw before taint my experience#rambling in the tags
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If you don't schedule your wife's maintenance, she will schedule it for you
[#ockiss25: stolen]
#ffxiv#ffxiv gpose#ockiss25#ch: makhali khatayin#ch: khasan dotharl#i like khasan's tapping foot (it is a habit of his he shakes tables without realizing literally every day)#i also just like makhali sneaking up on him. she's not sneaking at all she's humming khasan is just lost in thought#i posed this as a kind of cute to contrast the intensity of the last one :'>
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kill me
(*wobbly tearstained voice* this is father & son richard plantagenet in henry vi part 3 1983 dir jane howell btw. which is. extremely good)
#HIM. DAD!!!?!?! YOU SEE#I thought the ian holm (1965) version of richard and york's relationship was devastating. I had no idea what was coming for me#henry vi part 3#shakespeare#richard iii#he just folds into the hug so completely and without trepidation even when he thinks he's being reprimanded. is the thing#'love forswore me in my mother's womb'#WHAT WAS YOUR DAD THEN RICHARD??? CHOPPED LIVER???????#*on my knees on the bare earth rending my garments and clawing at my bloodied face*#your brothers kind of suck I will grant you but they frankly seem to love you just as much or more than they love each other lol#I'm fine. the self-fulfilling prophecy and utter desolate isolation of abject self-loathing just got in my eyes again#I suppose a lifetime of your mum going 'shame of my womb' would do that to a motherfucker but STILL#honestly nothing beats moving through henry vi parts 2 and 3 before hitting richard iii. especially in this version#when you see the desperation verging on mania of york deciding to claim the throne reflected in his son later and it's like. ah. oh.#'not like the dam or the sire' are u sure about that margaret lmao#even the way richard will eventually do his asides are direct mirrors to how his father does it in this version#the matching limp after york gets wounded by clifford. the way they clearly share a sense of humour. *sounds of agony*#never have I witnessed a york I actually rooted for so deeply as bernard hill's even WITH that worrying intensity tho#among other high points of this version: a neverending cavalcade of some of the best noses you'll ever see in your life#also an unusual but SO fucking good take on richard. laurence olivier's version is certifiably Iconic of course (for better or worse)#but he is also like. transparently a disney villain haha I believe I coined the term 'murderscamp' to describe him#lots of fun to watch but it makes everyone else look like such absolute dumbasses for not seeing him for what he is#and lots of performances to my mind go way too far into the creep factor way too quickly#with ron cook's softspoken more believeably vulnerable richard from the outset it's easier to see how he flies under the radar#he's short and slight his voice doesn't rise that much even when he's in a rage and he's the softest with their father#you see how edward and george could still categorize him as their baby brother and not take him seriously -- not realize that some things#have uh. Shifted!! under the surface! over the years! in ways they probably should have been paying attention to!#to them he's still the kid warwick carried off stage on his shoulders.#frighteningly capable in battle but still more to be protected than protected from. until... god. augh. ow.
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some postgame doodles for pride month
#martzipan#komahina#hajime hinata#nagito komaeda#domestic kmhn likers pspspsps cmere#i never draw just fluff/domestic things bc i get too in my feelings lmao. this one was no exception#i had to take a break midway through bc i got sappy. IT'S OK THO we got it done :3#neways these tie into some headcanons of mine so i'm gonna share 'em here#mainly i hc them having little ways where they just look out for each other#komaeda is usually the only one who can convince hinata to take a goddamn break without having to forcefully drag him away from his work#bc hinata does NOT take enough breaks. and he does not listen to reason#until there is a komaeda who is tired and can't go to sleep without his human teddy bear :((( can't let him go to bed aloneeee#n i think hinata just. casually feeds komaeda ALL the time#bc he won't eat enough on his own. and if you offer him food he'll be inclined to see it as a nicety and try to reject it#but if you just. Put Food In Front Of His Mouth. he'll eat it#it's kind of a reflex like komaeda doesn't realize he's being fed most of the time#they take care of each other bc they won't take care of themselves otherwise lmao. it's a little dysfunctional but they're trying#i think once they've recovered enough to be able to just enjoy each other's company they get REALLY really giggly#they have a lot of teenage/young adult love stuff to catch up on and since they didn't really have a puppy love phase. they laugh a lot#they'll try to do something tender or sweet but then one of them will start to laugh. and then it's not long before the other breaks#komaeda usually breaks first. bc he's always in awe of just how happy he is. bc he never thought he COULD be this happy#not without hell looming just over the horizon anyways#when hinata breaks first it's bc he's thinking of how much they've both been through and put each other through#and he's just sort of like 'how the fuck did we end up here'#(btw komaeda snorts when he's trying not to laugh. this is just fact trust me)#OH AND I HAVE MANY HEADCANONS ABT THEIR SLEEP STUFFS#as stated hinata runs hot and komaeda runs cold. but ALSO#hinata's a sprawler. komaeda gets Clingy. it works out for them tho#if komaeda doesn't have hinata to hold like a body pillow he'll curl into the tightest little ball. it gives him back pain lmao#oh and yes. they absolutely wake up with their legs incredibly tangled together
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Ellis Mayfield is giving you a Thumbs Up!
#blind man's bluff#ladyredms#l4d2#i'm sooooo normal about him AAARGHHH#i can't start typing about why i love him so much or else this post will be 98% tags LMAO#he's just so strong and empathetic and kind and ooooh my god thinking about pre-gay realization ellis KILLS ME bc i can relate so hard#i also thought āhmm i'm just not sex/intimacy crazy like the other girls. and movies totally exaggerate romantic love its not that deep.ā#and then realizing you DO like those things but just not in a straight way#anyways to keep it short i've never wanted to hug a fictional character so hard before LMAOO#i actually don't know why i doodled him like this i just did it without thinking
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The Shuttle AU where Nigel Anstruthers is even more devious and DOESN'T separate Rosalie from her family, and he pretends to be nice and good and even invites Bettina to spend her school holidays at Stornham Court one year.
(That last one was not his best idea, tbh.)
Through chance, circumstance, or maybe the weaving hand of Fate, Bettina Vanderpoel and James Hubert John Fergus Saltyre meet, speak, and quickly discover their mutual distaste for Sir Nigel Anstruthers...
Anyway I call this one Jem and Bett Ruin Nigel's Life (Ten Years Ahead of Schedule)
#the shuttle#jessica's random thoughts#it's in my head as kind of this reluctant-allies dynamic#Betty thinks he's is a snob#he thinks she's a spoiled brat#but they both think Nigel needs to be taken down a peg or two#and so they team up to get in touch with her father without Nigel reading Betty's letters#and maybe Betty snoops around to find records of where the money Nigel is getting from the Vanderpoels is ACTUALLY going#or something#anyway the point is that Nigel gets taken down by a couple of kids#BUT they never actually get along with each other#and then rosy goes back to the vanderpoels in new york so there's no reason for Betty to be in england#so they don't see each other again#and then years later Nigel dies of being a jerk or something#and Betty goes with Rosy and Ughtred back to Stornham to help fix it up and make things better#and meets saltyre (now mount dunstan) and they still have the same falling-in-love-but-not-admitting-it thing as in the book#but there's also the comedic backstory of being reluctant allies against her evil brother in law#you've heard of childhood friends to lovers now get ready for childhood enemies to lovers#and when they meet on the boat during the accident Betty thinks he's vaguely familiar#and then when she sees him in the park she realizes OH HEY IT'S JEM!#and he's like *awkward pause* '....hi?'#and then everyone in the neighborhood is like ''Oh that's mount Dunstan. he's a bad lot.''#and Betty is like ''lol no?? like yeah he's grumpy a lot but we worked against the forces of evil together as children#so I can guarantee that he's very much not a jerk like the rest of his family was.''#and everyone's like ''okaaaay then?''#idk I just think it would be funny
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One single fancy man gets home and wonders why his allies are still awake so goddamn late.
#ffxiv#concept#gpose#adventurer zenos#zenos yae galvus#I like giving him fancy suits for some of his sets and realized the new dungeon hat actually goes pretty well with it#he hears his friends scurrying around after midnight#all you hear is a very stern āgo to bedā three corridors down#i will forever love the thought that without battle lust hes just kinda a normal fuckin dude tbh#quiet and a bit antisocial but certainly not eccentric (kinda) about most average things#I do also want to work on a mechanic outfit of some kind for him- maybe fixing some sort of large machine or vehicle- too#local man has to fight to fend off the bored eepy#I think adventurer zenos would get really wary once hes used to not doing it- about napping or sleeping for too long#recovering apathetic man experiences general FOMO for the first time and hates it forever
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This is all based on a dream I had that woke me up coughing my lungs out (not related to the dream, I've just been sick the past few days)
Hawks quirk (from mha if it wasnāt clear) being Robyn's quirk
Her apartment is in the sky (like actually I'm not even joking, it's just hanging there by pure magic) and right across from the lecture hall she takes notes from with her super vision (part of the quirk ig)
Steve becomes her roommate
Before she meets steve she's known nancy for a while now
Nancy think steve might not know Robyn's a lesbian but Robyn let's her know that "no yeha I told him everything we've been talking about this hot girl that literally everyone in town knows and how her nose is so perfect and how she's so graceful and-"
"Yes Robyn I get the point" Nancy says.
Steve up until this point just thought they were making conversation and was getting to know his potential date. His world view comes crashing down after only hearing Robyn's side of the conversation with Nancy on the phone.
Steve has a mental quirk so it doesn't outwardly show that much except for the little details around his body. Robyn doesn't know what the quirk is (neither do i honestly) and doesnāt remember to ask. Steve appreciates this and is large bonus to having Robyn as his roommate/friend(?).
Most people don't like going to Robyn's apartment because you need to activate your quirk to get there and you need to be synced up with her security feed, which takes a lot of patience and time to do. Steve feels conflicted about hearing this. On one hand it's good because that guarantees almost no one will be able to get to him here but he has to use his quirk everytime he wants to go home.
Now the rest of the Hawkins gang have all been synced up to the security monitor just in case, except for the quirkless and mutation type quirks but they still have a system for that. Almost everyone asks Robyn once in a while if she can just fly them there instead of them activating probably dangerous or embarrassing or not easily accessible quirks. No one else except robyn in the Hawkins gang has a transmutation quirk until Eddie comes along with bat wings on his back at all times. Robyn are the same in that sense, that they can both fly but Eddie can't exactly fly over large bodies of water and he's not as fast as her. No one is as fast as Robyn everyone in the party has agreed.
Robyn knows what she's capable of. She knows she could easily cheat during tests or quizzes at her university without getting caught but she just. Doesn't want to. She wants to prove to herself that she can accomplish something without resorting to taking the easy way out. If she has to bomb 3/4 of tests she takes than so be it as long as she doesn't get thrown put of the university she doesn't care. She'll work double shifts if it means getting to prove that she can do things herself. (This might or might not lead to her slowly neglecting herself and her needs, needing someone to make her understand spreading herself so thin she can barely hold her wings up in the sky is not proving anything to anyone, especially herself(Steve says all this yall, maybe less eloquently but the point gets across)). Maybe this all started from a young age when her parents expected a lot from her, expected her to solve all their problems for them (maybe financial? Idk) and it just made her more convinced to not do anything for themn, but for herself. And although, at the time, this kind of thinking was healthy, it was not sustainable in the long run after separating herself from them in the future.
Oh uhhh heros and villains don't exist, quirks and criminals exist. There is technology created that stuns a persons quirk factor and makes them immobile (paralyzed) temporarily. This technology was used on Steve as a child to make him more "docile".
I like to give as much angst to characters that I think would look hot being pathetic wet dogs-
Robyn and Nancy end up together obvi (if you didn't catch it up there, Nancy was a little jealous of Robyn talking about someone she might be interested in like that that isn't her (that was literally her who Robyn described but whatever)).
Steve and Eddie
And literally anyone else you want to ship I'm a big elmax or elumax supporter and Dustin being steddie's kid basically
Also why the fuck is nobody talking about the sass potential with Dustin and Erica friendship?? They're like copy paste stobyn but with a different font that makes them roast everyone else instead of each other
Anyway don't take any of this too seriously it only took like 30 minutes (that's a lot fo time holy shit ššš I'm a slow writer) and no brain power because, again, I just woke up with a coughing fit that probably made me lose a lung. I should probably check on that.
Anyway, BYEEEEE
#Lord how the fuck do I tag this#stranger things#stranger things au#Mha universe#Kinda#With some minor changes#Actually a lot of changes but that's not important#robin buckley#DUDE I JUST REALIZED I SPELLED HER NAME WRONG THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME OMG#I'm too lazy to change it back now ain't no way#So yeah she's the main character in this ya'll#And she is NOT solving anyone's problems she's got enough on her own#Anyway#steve harrington#platonic stobin#They are my everything#Still wanted to include Steve having a tincy tiny crush on Robin because I want to make him feel all the emotions include embarrassment#Don't take anything I say too seriously please I'm just here to have fun and write my thoughts down#and they were roommates but like without the romance lol#bnha quirks#mha quirks#Kind of crossover fic idea#fic ideas#fanfic#writing#Writers please someone pick this baby up to get it running š#ronance#steddie#The point of this fic would probably be exploring relationship dynamics within the party in a setting where they are different people with#Different backgrounds and characteristics
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Have chef eat creek in front of gristle (and branch) so he can see what "true" happiness looks like or have creek try and bargain with chef for her to let him go and in return he'll "help" the others stay positive so they don't turn gray and inedible
Ignoring that first part, what I currently have for the movie is thus:
Things happen as in canon, but with no bunker, Peppy leads the Trolls away from their former village after Chef's attack. Poppy leaves for Bergentown regardless, and some Trolls leave a trail of sorts so she can find everyone once she's saved her friends (it's unspoken but pretty much every Troll is certain that Poppy will obviously manage to save her friends! She's Poppy!!!).
Poppy makes it to Bergentown, meets Cloud Guy before entering the tunnels, and it's all hunky dory as she makes her way to the castle. In said castle, Chef has arrived and is already working her manipulation muscles. And surely, with Trolls in her deck, she's got this game in the bag!
Except. Well. Branch. I still need to work out all the little intervening details, but Branch is pretty obviously going to be an opposing force to the lady that ate his grandmother. So Gristle finds himself with two different people trying to catch his ear and direct his path, and has to figure out who to listen to.
Poppy makes it into the castle, but her timing is slightly off; her Hug Timer goes off before she gets anywhere near the cage Chef is keeping the Snack Pack in, so that cage ends up being taken by Bridget without Poppy ever seeing. As a result, she takes to exploring the castle in greater depth, running into Branch in the process.
While Branch and Poppy are having their little philosophical argument, Bridget is interacting with the Trolls she's suddenly found herself in charge of. It's hard not to, when they look so much like the Prince, and one thing leads to another as she semi-intentionally recruits the Snack Pack to help her out, which ends with Lady Glittersparkles. There's no Poppy here, so whether Bridget intentionally sets out looking for a date with the King or whether she's helping the Trolls with something else and happens upon King Gristle is undecided. I'm leaning towards the latter, though.
So Poppy's poking around the castle while Bridget and Gristle are going on their first date. I still need to figure out a lot of the intervening details, but the current plan is that she and Branch reconvene with the Snack Pack at just the right time and place for Chef to spring her trap. She singles Branch out and "disposes" of him, though indirectlyāthrowing him down a garbage chute or similar after trapping him in a jar or the like.
The lack of the bunker works in Chef's favor, it turns out, because she's able to find the trail that the Trolls left for Poppy. She and her sous chefs return to Bergentown with full fannypacks, and Poppy blames herself for everything. If only she hadn't thrown such a loud party, if only she had been faster in getting to Bergentown, if only she had found her friends sooner, if only her people didn't leave a trail for her sake (not her fault but she blames herself for it anyway), if if if. She goes gray, and the rest of the Trolls in the pot follow.
Meanwhile, Branch manages to narrowly escape the mortal peril Chef cast him to, through a bit of help from Bridget, who happened to be in the right place at the right time. Or he escapes on his own and crosses paths with Bridget after?? I'm leaning towards the former, though. But, because of Branch and Bridget crossing paths, Bridget doesn't make it in time to be the scullery maid entrusted with bringing the pot into the banquet hall; Chef assigns one of her sous chefs to do it instead. Or another scullery maid.
So Chef undoes the latches on the pot, ready to seize her victory and truly reestablish her political power in Bergentown...
Except all the Trolls within are gray. Inedible. The people are ready to riot, Chef is trying to find some way to salvage the situation, and King Gristle assumes responsibility as King. Chef moves to capitalize on this, to shift the blame off of herselfā
Enter Bridget, Branch in hand. Branch goes off on Chef for the attempted regicide, and adds in the fact that she's untrustworthy by pointing out that she used to often flaunt the rules concerning when Trolls could be eatenāhis grandmother wasn't eaten on Trollstice, after all. Chef retorts by bringing attention to the fact that Branch is a Troll, trying to discredit him herself.
I still need to work out how, exactly, Poppy gets involved in the scene, but the goal is as such: Branch sings for the first time since Rosiepuff's death, and a three-way harmony of sorts between him, Gristle, and Poppy ensues. Current top contender for the song in question is "Soap" by The Oh Hellos. Color returns to the Trolls, to Branch, and then the Snack Pack reveals that Bridget was Lady Glittersparkles and the rest of the finale plays out pretty much how it did in canon.
Well, there is one difference. Poppy's speech about happiness is more focused on pointing out the pride and fulfillment that Bergens can find in the things that they love, and though it boils down to a similar "you don't need to eat a Troll to be happy" it's just a tiny bit more nuanced than how the movie presented it; happiness comes in many forms and the happiness that comes from eating a Troll may be intense, but it's empty nonetheless.
#ask zaz#between au#dreamworks trolls#so basically. this whole plot *could* be pulled off w/o major involvement from creek#just have him like. constantly trying to assume control of the situation while with the snack pack#being a sour note in the harmony trying to act as a benefactor kind of#but like. i know how i want poppy and branch to interactā but idk *what* they're doing and why#except for like. poppy seeing a troll and trying to offer help and support. and then trying to leverage branch's role as prince in#her people's favor#so i *could* use creek to that endā esp since poppy parallels gristle and creek parallels chef#the issue is. how do i get him in there. how do i get him out of the cage without shoving him in gristle's mouth#OR. if i do put him in there. how do i handle his immediate attempt to benedict his way out of being eaten#okay wait i might have ideas......#sorry i didn't really answer your question lmao#but i realized i haven't actually. explained the plot super well and it'd probably help#if my thought process was actually out there
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this may or may not turn into a fic but i can't stop thinking about sandra and max taking chris to a nice restaurant for their two week anniversary of him being in the polycule (because lbr these bitches would ABSOLUTELY be the types to celebrate small anniversaries like that (affectionate)) and they give him a small present like a pen or a watch or something and they're like "happy anniversary babe š„°" and he's like "aww thank you š„¹ anniversary of what though"
and sandra and max just share a look of horror as they realize that despite doing couple-y things with chris and chris reciprocating that they never actually, like. properly asked him to be with them so yeah he would be confused by this wouldn't he gkldsjafkld
#the goes wrong show#sandra wilkinson#chris bean#max bennett#marshy speaks#i really should come up with a ship tag for them........i guess i'll ruminate on that a bit#anyway cue guilt. cue embarrassment. cue awkward conversations!#i feel like the friendships at cornley are affectionate enough that chris just kind of assumed they were just being friendlier than normal#like 'huh i guess i really am bonding with sandra and max now. that's nice :)'#meanwhile they're like 'chris our partner chris who sleeps over in our bed sometimes and makes out with us as partners do we love him'#without ever realizing that they all just kinda do that as friends too so maybe it's not the clearest sign that they're courting him gklsdj#listen they really MEANT to ask him out properly. i feel like they really thought they did but it was just a bit too vague to#properly get their intentions across#i think they feel a little bad about it. like they feel like they tricked chris into it on accident#but chris is just a bit thrown he's not that upset by it. just very very confused and also a little embarrassed that he didn't notice lmao#jesus christ the way these tags turned into an essay.......can you tell i have too many thoughts on these three :')#chrissandrax#<- finally. the tag
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#would I be insane if I thought Matthew in the Chosen is acting like an eggg#like. it's not just the autism but it's a very specific autism#how when he realizes he has nowhere to spend the night he just paces in front of the place the girls are staying#because he knows he can't ask them but he really doesn't want to ask/go to the guys 'for some reason'#and knocking is kind of taking that stand of not wanting to go to the boys openly#he doesn't want people to see him without his top layer. he wasn't even topless. everyone else is confused by it#before Jesus called him he just went on autopilot of whatever people told him he should do next#it's all very girlthingrelatable
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I changed my mind. Hater behavior is undeserved, when it comes to works, & idgaf about holding creators accountable when their games are mid, anymore.
#em.txt#now i only care about how you treat your workers tbh#so there are still series i hate. but now I don't want to be mean to people who put time & effort into making shit#this is about post shift 2. people were too fuckin mean to Rjac for a game he made for free#& as a bitch who loves that game a lot i see your criticisms i understand. but you're not gonna be mean to him abt this#that fucking teen that held that interview & told him he needed to be held accountable for his mistakes. god#he made this shit for free across four years. what can happen in four years? what did he work through?#to deliver you a free game. even if you don't fucking like the game if you invite a creator on to talk about their works#you don't fucking talk to them the way uyeah did. shit was cruel & uncalled for.#this game is fucking good but it's forever going to be burried as a game that's complicated with weird tutorials#ps2 is fun. you should try it. if you don't get it -- ask. I'll answer any question at any time#i will vc you i will write a text doc -- whatever you want. more people need to experience this fucking game#it's compelling in a way few games are to me.#i can homestly only compare it to rain world but not for a reason that's overt & easy to explain. more in how it feels to play#rather than what you do.#man. idk. i gotta learn how to talk about shit i love without being mean now#this started because i was talking mad shit to my friends & it asked me to stop because i was downtalking something she loved a lot#& i realized this isn't fun for people. i thought we were having fun but tbh? I'm just a mean negative bitch#& that's not fun. that's mean.#i have to redo this character arc from when i was 13 because i guess I didn't learn it the first time around#cynicism doesn't make you funny or cool. it makes you mean & unfun to be around. finding kind things to say is tougher.#if you can present your criticism nicely then maybe you can criticize too#but that alone does not a good critique make & it definitely don't make you fun at parties#listen. i am still gonna be a bitch. but i am going to be less of one.
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