#i just... ughhhhhhhhhh

[lololollywrites]

Some of you may know that I'm a university professor of Education; I mainly teach graduate students, and my classes are comprised of both current and future teachers.

Anyway... I've been grading research papers this afternoon, and the first three (out of 29) I graded were excellent. But the fourth?? THE FOURTH IS COMPLETELY AI-GENERATED. I knew even before I ran it through three online detectors. Just a bit too generic. A bit too formulaic. A bit too perfect.

I've had students plagiarize lesson plans before, but this is the first time something like this has happened. To students out there who might not see the big deal, I'm not sure you understand the disrespect and disappointment cheating like this this makes teachers/professors feel. I put my all into lesson planning and teaching, and I spend FOREVER writing thorough and detailed comments that I hope help my students moving forward. I agonize over whether any grade I assign is fair and accurate, and I am dedicated to making sure that students in my classes are ready to enter the world as true professionals that proudly represent our university and positively reflect the quality of the education we provide.

HE'S A TEACHER. USING AI. That's the scary part to me. Additionally, this is for a piece of writing - on a very important topic - that will ultimately go into many of their teaching portfolios. It's not meant to be generic; it's meant to represent who they are. Would he accept AI submissions from his own students? If so, I'm scared.

I hate that I'm surprised and able to be so easily disappointed. :(

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

I'm the kind of person that enjoys genderbends of characters and likes to change the names when I genderbend them (I'm a fake nby, I know 😔)

But! When changing the names, they have to fit the same general structure and vibe as the actual character's name or I get annoyed. If you got a Darron you can change it to Donna and if you change it to Delilah I'm gonna throw hands with you. (There are exceptions and this is on a case to case basis)

But. I can't with Stanford. I just can't. Read more to watch me have a breakdown.

Anyway so I was like "what would Stanford's genderbend name be? Here's some guidelines I have to follow: It has to start with s and have an f in it. It also has to be able to have a nickname starting with f. And preferably it has to be 2 syllables. And I was like "how hard could that be?"

First I came up with "Saffron" but there's not really a nickname for that. Next is "Sofia" which can have the nickname "Fia" or "Fifi" but it's 3 syllables. Then I was like okay "Saphire?" But that doesn't even have an f, and what's the nickname? Fire???

Okay so maybe Saffron with the nickname Fran. I can settle for that. Then. It hit me. I forgot one key rule. Whatever Stanfords name is has to be correlated with whatever Stanley's name is and preferably he can have a nickname with the front half so he can pretend to be Stanford for years without having to call himself Grunkle Ford.

So... the obvious choice for the name Stanley is Stacey with the nickname Stace... but now we've lost the similar names. Sally could work but I hate that and also what's the nickname? Sal? The kids are gonna call Saffron "Sal"?

Let's have Ford's name be Stefany and his nickname is Franny. Then we can have Stan's name be Stella and- nope no nickname there.

Okay. Fuck the f nickname rule. All we need is two s names that share the same first part and can have two separate nicknames. Maybe Samantha and Sammy except no because who's gonna call Ford "antha" that's not a nickname. Sabrina and Sabella. No. No nicknames

And now the names list I'm looking at ALREADY looks like it's giving me made up names that are just existing names mashed together like Shawnilyn and Shawnancy so you know what!? YOU KNOW WHAT???

Stanley's name is Stacey and I'm making up the name Stacefran. That's a name now. It works. I solved it.

Except, the fact that its "Stacefran's" name that is made up bothers me because I always assumed Ford came out first and Filbrick was like "We'll name this one Stanford!" All proud or psudo-proud. And then Stanley came out and he was like "oh uh. I don’t know. Stan...ley or something. Whatever." Because poor Stanley is cursed by the universe. No way in hell did Filbrick see a kid pop out and go "yes. I'll name you the very normal name, Stacefran. What a wonderful name"

So I still hate it. And nothing will ever fit 😭😭😭

[usertoxicyaoi]

"You're in front of me. And I love you. Can't you be yourself?"

THE TIME OF HUAN NAN (2024). dir. Leading Li.

[zlobonessa]

starting a collection called "reinhard van astrea fucking hates his job". he is so funny actually. literally brings "i wanna quit" vibe to every conversation that everybody around him doesn't really like.

[animeshades1]

i'm not fixing the text, nor coloring this. it's 1:30am and i have school tomorrow....... -eddie🐶

[cheese-water]

“Why did people actually think the season would be boring after Tucker left? It doesn’t make any sense!”

[constellation-skirmishes]

obi-wan and anakin coded. to me. if you even care.

[hedonicghosts]

would you believe that this took three months to do? either way... something something hearing innerworld commotion in the front while trying to sleep sucks. especially when a bunch of teenagers are playing mental guitar hero

[xjereby]

art style crisis ft human vox

the last ones my favorite :)

[skitskatdacat63]

the angelic lighting in these is KILLING me

[jimmygibbs-jr]

being in a committed uncommitted relationship with a conman in a zombie apocalypse is crazy work

[deprivedmusicaljunkie]

I will come through with a better video later, I'm literally outside running errands right now but HERE!! SOMEONE NEW!!

i hate him i hate him i hate him so much i hate his guts whejbandjkwifiriIJWJRJAKCJWKKFKWKFNSNCKWKIFJSNWKFKDOKF

HE PLAYED SOMEONE NEW ON NIGHT THREE???? IS HE AWARE THAT THE #1 SOMEONE NEW STAN HAD TICKETS FOR TUESDAY, NOT FRIDAY????

how am i supposed to go on after this. i missed it by ONE NIGHT. ONE NIGHT!!!!!!!

[kyouka-supremacy]

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[octodrawn]

if you told me like 3 years ago kinning an orange cartoon hedgehog would lead to me coming to terms with the fact I may in fact might not be cis I would not believe you and yet....

[cheriekos]

oh no the brain worms are getting to me again. it’s time to rewatch superman the animated series

[endawn]

when the budding relationship between mislyn & pax first started and before it was official, it was possible to catch pax staring at her with the biggest, wettest puppy dog eyes possible as soon as she walked into the room. would make a quiet, sad pathetic little sigh, too. he was smitten and in denial.