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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#xue yang#a-qing#The scenes with XY and A-Qing are so delightfully tense and anxiety inducing#They are both so deep in the mind games with each other. Convinced they have the leg up when in reality they do not know the full scope#Also is is just me or do XY and A-Qing give off the vibe of internet nemeses?#A-Qing coming in hard with 'Oh you think blind people cant do XYZ? Get canceled idiot'#Meanwhile XY is the kind to purposefully use leet speak in descriptive text to antagonize the screen reader population.#a teen girl and a 4-channer who found his way to tumblr would be awful to watch fight irl but the vibes are equivalent.#Meanwhile XXC is going on a nice little walk to pick grass. I love him so much actually.#through writing these notes I have also gone down the rabbit hole of trying to pinpoint Xue Yang's age. Hello? Is it actually not known?#The best resources I could find put him as 1-3 years younger then xxc and song lan#So? early twenties? late teens? Someone who has absorbed more mdzs knowledge...Please help#Oh no I'm even deeper in the rabbit hole now. What do you mean the ages are mostly just relative?#What do you mean cultivators can age differently (usually slower in xianxia)#Oh no oh no wwx doesn't have a golden core. I was too accurate in my homestuck AU re: lifespans. I want to go back.#(I love angst and am now marinating this thought in my little thinking chamber)
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Doesn’t every kid want their very own puppy for Christmas?
Anyways I thought this was just a fun idea. Ghost girl and her very happy puppy
#he’s a mini schnauzer and I don’t know why#I just drew him and my hands created a schnauzer#it’s his world and I’m just living in it#Jane bought them matching Christmas pajamas#I like to think slender literally bent the fabric of reality and took smile dog out of the mass that is the internet#because if his ghost daughter that just showed up one day wants a dog god damn it she’ll get a dog#I see slender as a father figure to the younger inhabitants of the mansion and some of the younger proxies#like if they joined him as a teen like Clocky or Toby they’re his kid#if they became a proxy as an adult like Tim or Brian then they’re like an employee#does that make sense I’m sorry idk#art#my art#drawing#artists of tumblr#artists on tumblr#illustration#creepypasta#crp#creepypasta fandom#creepypasta fanart#crp fandom#crp fanart#sally williams#sally williams fanart#smile dog#smile dog fanart#slender mansion#slenderverse#Christmas special#sorry for the headcannon ramble but not really 🤕
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Is the sterek thing that was mentioned in some Deadpool comic true? Is it a comic made my a fan or a legit published one???
It is a real, legit thing that happened in a real, legit Deadpool comic. It's in the Alyssa Wong run of Deadpool (2022). [Which I absolutely recommend: Deadpool dates nonbinary royalty who is genuinely so fucking attractive???, has a fever dream where he's essentially married to Cable, besties with Wolverine, and banging Spider-man and makes a Teen Wolf joke. Proof ↓]

#i had to like... look it up on the internet after 'cause i was like *hand to heart* am i.... did i see what i.... there's no way that...#but other people confirmed THAT IS A TEEN WOLF JOKE there is nothing else that could mean!#deadpool#marvel#i really did like this run#it wasn't perfect but it was fun as hell and valentine vuong is genuinely so fucking hot lol#and also just as morally gray and badass as you would hope someone who wants to date deadpool is#also she got both my ships in there with cablepool being all domestic and spideypool being all flirty - PERF#NO NOTES#sterek#teen wolf#!ask
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Gonna say it again, "Just stop consuming the genre" is THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSE to someone complaining about the lack of representation in their preferred genre!! And "Consume other stuff too" is not much better!!! I don't care how much you think varying media consumption is a Good and Holy lifestyle, not everyone wants to do that! There is no obligation to do that and there should not be! Because it's fucking entertainment. It's not a college major.
And! And and and. I would be remiss to not point out that when you tell someone, "If you want well written (minority) just get out of (genre fandom)" you are, regardless of your motivations, rhetorically aligning yourself with the exact same bigots who just want the pro-representation crowd to shut up and go away.
#I don't know how people can say “shonen is written for teen boys so obviously you're the idiot for wanting good rep from it”#as if teen boys don't also deserve stories with well-written diverse casts??#as if the poor reactions they often have to diversity are just inherent to their boyish nature and not a result of a widespread lack of rep#as if diverse casts in popular media aren't A PROVEN WAY to reduce implicit biases against groups of people on a very large scale#you people are dogs. how can you unironically say “this genre was made for teen boys so everyone else should stfu and gtfo”#and not immediately see that you've just aligned yourself with the actually bad people in the fandom#these stances also perfectly miss the point of “I love this genre and want to see a flaw in it corrected” because they are overwhelmingly..#...written by people who do not love the genre in question and are not interested in loving the genre#like yeah ultimately I understand that most of these posts don't give a true shit about helping people find rep in media#their main purpose 99% of the time is to publicly gloat about their supposedly superior media fixations#It's a real autism on autism violence (internet style) so I find it contemptible in a way that pulls all the muscles of my face downwards#“haw haw read another book (the ones I incidentally find engaging) and stop reading your dumb idiot books (the ones you find engaging)”#you can actually shut up tho that's the thing#you can just not say anything and make the world a better place Luigi Marioparty style#it's a wonderful strategy to use#if you've read through all these tags then 1. I thank you and 2. I have a little request if you're willing to give me more thought & time:#try to pay close attention the next few times you're talking about broad media fandoms which you aren't a part of#watch those little twinges in your chest and ask yourself#“is what I'm saying true? do I actually know enough to say that? what is the point of what I'm saying here? what do I want these ppl to do?#I think we all get caught up in Media Gloating sometimes#if you find that your thoughtless comments become concerning after you put thought into them#maybe it's time to not make them#or to even (as a totally random example) make a post arguing AGAINST those comments#because guess what? your bad take there was probably not yours alone; I'd wager 1000 other similar people have made similar takes#but they're not all gonna reflect on that unprompted; that's where you can come in#shonen#lgbtq representation#female representation#representation in media#queer representation
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I like to think that none of the Vinsmoke brothers know where babies come from. Not because it's funny, even though it is, but because the idea of Judge teaching them about that is disturbing on a number of levels.
Honestly, it's not even because it is disturbing. Bold of you to assume Judge would care enough to teach them these things. I think they do know but only because Judge just told one person from the staff to take care of the topic. That being said, they don't have any knowledge when it comes to sex and protection so that might be a problem. Then again, they wouldn't even care anyway so--
#we're so lucky sanji found zeff#i don't want to imagine zeff explaining these things to teen!sanji bc it's too painful i just know the poor boy was cringing the whole time#literally the worst conversation to have with a parent#conversation i did not have btw it was all the internet yayyyy (<- negligence at least helped me get rid of embarrassing conversations)#one piece#vinsmoke siblings#vinsmoke judge
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currently thinkin if i'm aromantic.. like.. maybe i'm not.. bi??? maybe i don't love everyone equally but instead love my friends????
like.. i always wanted a relationship.. but as besties.. who can cuddle and maybe kiss... like... is real romantic attraction different????
idk,, my friend i care abt a lot came out as aroace right, and i went to research it a bit more,,,, and i found out about squishes right
and i read through ppl's experiences with squishes and i'm just like..
"hmm, but how's that different from a crush?"
*reads another one*
*terrified* "B-BUT HOW'S THAT DIFFERENT FROM A CRUSH"
like am i aromantic?????? i- I mean ik for sure I'm ace, but aromantic???? MAYBE?????
Help
#AND LIKE I *COULD* ASK THEM (my friend) BUT THEY CAME OUT TO ME JUST A FEW DAYS AGO AND I DON"T WANT TO SEEM INSENSETIVE#and like.. I'm still a teen idk shit#like i haven't even had a proper relationship yet#all of them were on the web#and like i heard other aro ppl say they don't understand how ppl can love someone over the internet...#I'm just very not sure pls help#asexual#aromantic#aroace#maybe#txt#helppppp
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i havent really made myself clear but considering st production has fucked up massively in the past & will obviously continue doing so w some of their cast members being zionists, i want yall who still follow this blog to know that i dont respect the choice to keep them as cast members at all. my single ounce of faith i carry is reserved for the disenfranchised, always. i dont care about those actors who side with genocide. im ready for st to end and im glad that it is ending. its the characters that make the story, not the celebs trapped in their individual bubbles. theyre just faces in the grand scheme of things and their shitty views cant ruin a piece of media that is kinda cannibalizing itself at this point lol. my thoughts on it end with this post.
#i try not to let the internet be like indicators of who i am as a person. emphasis on try#the last bit of love i have for stranger things is straight up just nostalgia from my teen years#the things theyve done to make the show happen are fucked and the actors as a whole have never been perfect angels#thats all. i love the byers and i dont like noah schnapp. and if you still want to cheer him on#for whatever reason#unfollow or block me until you learn compassion. until you learn anything period aside from how your favorite actor makes you feel inside
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friend gift acquired
the whole gang is hereeeeeee
#I keep giggling looking at my friend's drawing of Shadow Milk#a stand in for pf I haven't finished yet#now I'm literally just hugging Sparkle plushie I get why people collect those#ALSO tbob is hereeee#literally sitting and lying down surrounded by chaos sillies#I don't have a type I don't but then I kind of have merch... and mostly for only them#also I need to draw Shadow Milk as some of the tbob pages or at least things from there bc they fit#sadly I don't have Flowey as pf rn (I had like 3 and all are lost by now)#Bill is hidden in another book I have and I'm not taking him out#but yay#this marks my Gravity Falls collection basically fully complete as it is with the only thing missing being the retellings of the show#and the coloring book is.... somewhere idk where but SOMEWHERE I sure had it#for the first merch I really really wanted GF is most satisfying to collect#I don't count MLP though! I didn't have nearly as many things for mlp I did have a lot of them but not too much#GF on the other hand was in my life in every period of my life somehow#like if me from 2017 saw just what I have rn they would've been sooo jealous but extremely happy#bc that same teen got Journal 3 as a gift and immediately read it because I had literally no spoilers for it#and even though I've read EVERY spoiler possible for tbob last July-August holding it in my hands is an experience#like some of the things just WORK better when you have the book itself instead of just a photo or something#it's also better since it's well in your hands as a book instead of just scrolling in the internet or something#it's also the most Bill had continuing “screen time” in any GF media if we don't include the AMA the AMA was somewhat similar#again if teen me would've been jealous kid me would've probably screamed that this thing exists#I have never been normal about this particular show despite never posting about it as a kid#since well. I was a kid I wanted to keep to myself and enjoy in peace since I was still a pre-teen or teen#and also this specific book and the fixation it started saved my second summer camp fun#anyway plush Sparkle is the softest I missed the feel of getting new plushies
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on the one hand, i really like working on the script for this video essay. on the other hand, it feels like im just being super negative and and a hater towards the entire toh fandom because they like making their dolls kiss
#im not trying to intentionally bash ships? but I also very rarely care about ships so#im worried this is just gonna come off as “ughhhh I hate fandom because theyre' always shipping stuff and I hate shipping”#which like. thats a little true but I actually do wanna talk about things yk#like why is this ship popular? why is this ship loved/hated by the fandom?#i dont know#like i spent 3 pages tearing into goldric for being boring and only existing bc people love snarky teen mlm#which is like. its true but also feels unecessarily harsh lmao#i dont knowwwwwwwwwwwww#i need more people to bounce ideas off of maybe#bc i am not super involved in the shipping side of fandoms#ive chatted w/ some people but mmmmmmm#idk. im definetly gonna ask if anyone wants to beta read my script but only once I actually. finish it#currently im like. maybe 3/8 of the way through it#lilac post#idk. feel free to talk 2 e about it in the replies of this post or smthn bc I loveeeee this topic#it's also like. The issue of. I feel like I'm making a big deal out of nothing#like someone's gonna come in here and he like “why are you being such a hater we're all just playing around and having fun leave us alone”#I'm not trying to bash any ships!!!#im just trying to be like okay here's what the ship#it's difficult to say what I'm doing#because it's partially A. Documenting of toh fandom and shipping culture#and B. Social commentary about that culture#which is kind of like. A weird balancing act#and it comes back to how much of what I'm complaining about actually matters?#At what point does it turn from thoughtful commentary to me bitching about the general fandom as a whole?#It's kind of difficult to explain what I'm even doing which is mmmmmm#Like does this actually matter?#then again. People make videos about stupid internet drama all the time and that definitely doesn't matter so#maybe I can be self indulgent and a bit of a hater#sigh
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hello i just wrote a poem and for some reason it feels important
#important to me#idk#it's about things that i've been afraid of#i just have the first stanza so far#on my fear in grade school that i would get pregnant from having feelings for people#legitimately#it was a very deep shame that i felt on the daily and felt so strongly that i needed to hide#i would stand in front of the mirror and check my stomach#scared that any weight i was gaining would mean that i was pregnant#it did not btw#and you know sometimes i think about that#how that was such a big fear and shame for me#how i genuinely. genuinely thought. that i was at risk of getting pregnant#just because i wanted to like. hold hand with some guy at math team practice#i think a lot about how i never actually received a sex education- from school or from my parents#how i grew up hearing the virtues of the virgin mary- not connecting until my mid-teens what virgin really meant#i think about what i had to learn from the internet of all places#and what i still don't know#about how isolated i feel when it comes to romance and sexuality#because i never had an outlet to understand or express potential interests or desires#anyway putting some of that into text just feels like a moment for me i guess#boink#poetry
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Idk but Olivia Rodrigo’s music sucks
#Between the copyright issues and the fact that the internet grabs so quickly onto shit of hers#It’s not a vibe. Her music sounds all like other things#She has an alright voice but not anything too distinct or notable#It’s just that she was popular and her songs caused a bit of drama and the teen girls with breakup issues latched onto her#That’s pretty much it#And unfortunately my sister is one of those teen girls who loves the music so I hear it so often it makes me want violence
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