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[johnconstantinesdick]

The most popular fic in the Steel Samurai fandom had an unexplained seven year hiatus only to update at like 3 am on December 21st, 2027. The author explains that they couldn’t update fic while in prison (huh?) but now that they’re off death row (WHAT??) they’ve transcribed seven years worth of writing (Jesus Christ). The update is 130k words long. Edgeworth and Maya don’t sleep that night.

[duckprintspress]

Schumer: Does the senator yield for a question?

Booker: Chuck, this is the only time I can tell you no.

Schumer: I just wanted to say - do you know you have just broken the record? Do you know how proud this caucus is of you? Do you know how proud America is of you?

Booker cries, wipes his face, puts his hand over his heart, as the senate fills with raucous applause and cheers and the chair calls for order.

Booker: You asked if I yielded for a question? You asked - did I know? I know now.

Booker: I don't want to wrap this up yet. My mom's watching.

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Doc: Martyn, Martyn. InTheLittleWood. Didn't Martyn last time get jealous because Ren is my husband and he can't--can't have him now? This Martyn? (laughs smugly) I saw on Twitter. "I'm the bigger man," yeah let's, let's raid Martyn of course, and hey, thank you again (twitch username) and everybody that subscribed today and (twitch username) hey, seventy months! "See ya doc" you always wait-wait until the end, huh? (laughs) Yeah, let's do Martyn, huh? And, uh, next week, Saturday again, see you on Saturday. And, um, really looking forward to it again, it was a beautiful time. I just enjoy the streams, we can talk about all kinds of crazy stuff, and rant. Alright, anyways, guys, thank you, have a great rest of the weekend, and um, lets raid Martyn InTheLittleWood. InThe…little…wood. He's also got little wood. Why is Joel and Martyn do have little wood? You can ask, y'know, ask Martyn why he got little wood. See you later! (laughs)

[monod1cot]

Transfem Paracelsus

[hellsitegenetics]

one of my favorite features on this website is how trying to use the image description function to make a post accessible to screenreaders will sometimes just break everything

[astrangergivingthestrangewelcome]

The universally hates old people crowd truly does not understand how much of our society is run by old retired ladies working what ought to be a 40-hour a week paid position with benefits for free. You have no idea how much knowledge would be lost if everyone over the age of 60 just disappeared right now.

[fatedroses]

When you sell your soul to the merchant devils for outfits v-v

[logicpng]

this whole "turning over a new leaf" thing might end up a shockingly uphill battle

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[baker-chan-senpai]

[royalarchivist]

Cellbit: Ordem Paranormal 🔥

Roier: Enigma do Medo 🔥🔥🔥

In honor of today's Ordem Paranormal news, here's a little compilation of some classic "Enigma do Medo" moments with Roier and Cellbit.

[screamsinsilver]

when your mates absolutely need to interrupt your twitch stream with an urgent house update + the guys all trying communion wafers

i think about this clip regularly (jesse is the funniest guy in that house)

[seraphimankh]

I don’t think you guys are ready for the reunion cuz IM NOT

[waveridden]

balls

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

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[corsairspade]

every time i interact with the silmarillion i get weirdly excited about the fact that the authorial intent is that it's a translation of historical accounts. it's a tertiary source! none of it is first hand. it makes it so much more interesting. was the legendarium a mannish tradition? what parts of these were written by pengolodh? by rumil? what loremaster has recorded this? would there be bias in the accounting? can i trust what i'm reading, from this viewpoint, this many years after it would have been written?

what has been mythologised, what has been sanitised, what is third-hand written on rumour? it's such an interesting thing to consider.

[drawfee-quot3s]

can you imagine if you went to a show and it was like, it's like "ringo starr of the beatles, performing live" and it's just him playing the drum parts to all of the beatles hits with no other music and occasionally he sings like a piece of a backup vocal

- jacob