#i just start tweaking

[author-of-oddities]

Imagine Fiddleford convincing Ford to smoke with him in college. It's the week before exams, and Ford is beyond stressed, despite having A+++'s in every single course. Fiddleford sees this day in and day out, and no amount of reassurance seems to help, so he does the next logical thing he can think of and invites Ford out. No textbooks, no math talk, no research.

Just the two of them, out in the woods, with a joint.

The first couple hits really help, Ford notices. His anxiety went from a boil to a simmer, and eventually, to nothing at all. He's quite enjoying the company of his friend, too, who is giving a semi-present lecture about the stars.

Ford doesn't stop there.

Another hit, and Ford's convinced he can hear footsteps further down the trail. There's no light, but what if they catch us, Fiddleford? What if they expel us?

One more, and he can't stop rambling about how he feels watched, how it's as if the trees have eyes. Despite Fiddleford's reassurance, he insists that he's right. Eventually, Fiddleford takes pity on him and guides him back to their dorm, where Fiddleford instructs him to just lay down while he gets a TV dinner going.

The 25 minutes that it took to heat the tray was more than enough time for Ford to fall asleep, then wake up, having endless amounts of nonsense to tell Fiddleford once he did. It was all something about this odd triangle-man who wanted to play chess, but also praised Ford on being one of the most intelligent people in the world. Apparently, he was from another dimension, and wanted to help their dimension communicate with others, bridge the gaps between them and make history.

Eventually, he ended with a desperate explanation of, "he said he's be back, Fiddleford. He just doesn't think I'm in the place to comprehend this right now."

Come the next morning, the pair never spoke of it again.

[linktoo-doodles]

Ah, yes. Sebastian is an idiot, but he's such a good boy, y'know.

[chloesimaginationthings]

In every FNAF universe William Afton can't count

[hinamie]

sry i have chronic only draws megumi disorder the doctor said it's terminal :/

[tinnedmarlin]

they’re turning the archangels woke

[mayonnaise-sock]

My friends made fun of me for this idea who’s laughing now fuck you guys

[valkavavaart]

been playing hit psp game crisis core. why doesn't the big soldier simply eat the little soldier.

[yunmaobao]

NINJAGO DRAGONS RISING SEASON 2 SPOILERS

dramatic recreation of the worst/best scene this season. no im not okay.

[pukafsh]

president max where are you when america needs you most….

[ekko-idk]

Them!! In my style :3

I'm still tryna figure it out 😭 I'll also maybe make maybe more little "dungeon meshi X undertale" mini comics. maybe. If anyone wants that lmao it's my most popular post after all :0

[sorryiliketoscreenshot]

[flowergirl-aerith]

I can handle a lot of x reader fics but once y/n starts cheating I’m out 🚶‍♀️

[zoriac]

Where the hell did this man get fire. Did he chop the wood himself?? Does he just carry matches around up his ass just in case he needs to ponder something?

Where the fuck even is he

[hakusins]

cw // stalking

DOL x SCP AU

KyLar ver. 1.0.0 - SCP- 1471 (EUCLID)

'Never settle for those awkward feelings of being alone ever again! KyLar is an exciting and interactive experience that will keep you engaged and intrigued! The anxiety of social situations can be nerve-wracking but after a few hours of KyLar, you will soon forget about all those painful emotions of disappointment! Remember, the more you participate, the more KyLar will engage with you! Your experience is completely up to you!'

SCP-1471 or also known as 'KyLar' is a free to download application for mobile devices made available on several well known online applications platforms including but are not limited to: Google Play and the Apple App Store. SCP-1471 has no listed developer and has the anomalous ability to not only bypass all approval process to be listed on the online application platforms but also can not be removed by any program removal application.

Once SCP-1471 is installed in a phone, it will begin to send pictures to the user through text messaging between every 3-6 hours. All pictures will contain some detail of SCP-1471-A, either located in the foreground or background. On the first day, the pictures containing SCP-1471-A would be taken in places that are usually frequented by users in the past. However, after 48 hours, the pictures sent containing SCP-1471-A would be taken in places that were recently visited by the user. After 72 hours, the pictures sent containing SCP-1471-A would be taken of the user in real time, with shots of SCP-1471-A standing in the foreground, background or even behind the user at times. Users who have been exposed to SCP-1471 for more than 90 hours will begin to visualize or see SCP-1471-A in their peripheral vision and reflective surfaces.

SCP-1471-A has been described to be a short human male with pale skin, sunken eyes with dark eye bags and a mop of black messy unkempt hair. SCP-1471-A is always seen wearing very loose gray trousers and an oversized black hoodie. In some instances, SCP-1471-A would appear in some pictures holding a knife in one hand and some users have reported that the longer they take to respond to SCP-1471-A's pictures, he will look far more hostile and crazed in the next pictures. However, it is unclear if continued delay in response to these text messages would lead to a hostile encounter with the anomalous entity. So far, affected users, who have continued exposure to SCP-1471, had begun visualizing SCP-1471-A in real life, where SCP-1471-A would try to visually communicate with them in some way. However, all reported users have failed to understand or comprehend the meaning of these attempts.

The only way to reverse the anomalous effects that is occurring to the users will be to remove the users from the continuous exposure of the images completely before 90 hours have passed.

[craiginwonderland]

CRAIG: Eugh...

CRAIG: Where am I-

CRAIG: HEY

CRAIG: RABBIT BOY!

CRAIG: WAIT UP!!

CRAIG: (I'm not losing him again)

CRAIG: (I am way too deep now, I don't think I can really turn back)

CRAIG:...and he's gone again

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[lesbianherald]

I love your jayvik fics, and I am suuuuuper stoked and looking forward to your jayvik fantasy au!

I am very glad for all the compliments and recognition you get because you write so well, you deserve it. I hope you have a nice day!

you are the sweetest thank for taking time out of your day to tell me! and the kindness I've received from you and others really means so much. it's hard to put into words what these past few weeks have done for me.

so happy you're excited for the fantasy AU. since I'm almost done with the first draft of Chapter 1, here are a couple of sillier snippets teeeheee.

Road trip games

Horse girl Jayce

Vi with priorities

Magical pain medicine induced first impressions before loading jayce onto a stretcher