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letmedownslows · 10 months ago

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yall im kinda sad cause from this year on i'm gonna to have to start acting "like an adult" cause there won't be any more "teens" for me to blame my childish demeanor 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#help i dont wanna grow up #istg this is not peter pan sindrome #i just don't wanna be an adult #it sucks #what do yall think they're all most miserable?#im miserable already don't need more trouble like taxes and shit #the roaring twenties #are freaking real #help im still at the restaurant #(the restaurant in question is 2019)

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spielzeugkaiser · 4 months ago

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[MASTERPOST] - [prev] I just want you to imagine Jaskier, very early post trial, mostly nonverbal, not in control of his strength yet being just such a creepy kid sometimes. (His parents still love him obviously.) I also have a feeling that Jaskier is subconsciously 100% stressed at all times and wants to do his absolute best to please his parents and make zero mistakes so that they won't send him away again. (They didn't and he knows that, but he is just a traumatized child.)

#the witcher #jaskier #bear!jaskier #witcher!jaskier #the witcher fandom #the Jaskier wanting to please people to not be abandoned never quite leaves him completely #just as Geralt shying away from deeper connections so he can't be abandoned for his vulnerability #jaskier as an adult: ahhh I don't wanna fight I don't know howww #jaskier at like 10 years pulling his sleves up: no one's gonna scare my little sister #i have so much fun imagining jaskiers childhood in this verse #an (actually not that big jump if you think about it) thought: I always loved the superman comics about clark growing up in smallville too #because how do you deal with a kid with super strength and super hearing and night vision and-

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bixels · 4 months ago

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I'm not getting into The Giving Tree discourse...

#personal #delete later #idk i just saw a post of the “alternate ending” comic on my dash and everyone praising it as an improvement and “fixing” the original #which i kinda resent #while tulli and i was taking my nephew to a book store we walked around the kids section and found the giving tree and we read through it #and i was so stricken by how profoundly sad it is. it's not a happy story #in the end both versions tell the exact same lesson. but one flat out tells you and the other makes you sit with a pit in your stomach #and work to find the answer #i dunno it's kids literature but kids literature is important. i don't wanna discredit anyone's bad memories with the book but also i think #sometimes it's ok to make kids a bit sad and upset with fiction.#tweet that goes “what if romeo and juliet didn't kill themselves and explained to the audience that family feuds are bad”#idk you can't seriously read the original book as an adult and say it's glorifying self-martyrdom #when the final drawing of the book is of an old tired man sitting on arotting stump with his hat fallen to the ground #again i don't wanna invalidate people's feelings if they enjoy the alt version i think it's really nice too. but the original has its #purpose too. imagine if at the end of the lorax they show that the boy did it and replanted the world happy ending #wait they did that in the movie shit #i dunno i just love somber children's literature. tulli and i are talking about moomin right now and how the series ends with the moomin #family just leaving. and nobody gets to say goodbye to them. their friends have to find ways to live with the emptiness they've left behin

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teaboot · 1 year ago

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Theoretically I enjoy living with people but unfortunately when you tell people you're a neuroatypical raccoon with twelve ongoing hobbies, completely random work hours, and a series of admittedly unusual lifelong compulsions they tend to hear that and go "oh haha you're trying to be Quirky okay" and then save their ten million questions and concerns for when you can't run away

#Im venting #Sometimes I HAVE TO sleep on the floor #Sometimes I HAVE TO stand on the coffee table #I own a blowtorch because sometimes I NEED TO USE A BLOWTORCH #What kind of lives are yall leading that you just NEVER HAD AN OOPSIE AND SPILLED BEESWAX IN THE KITCHEN #Like what isn't clicking here #'Why do you have a trumpet if you can't play the trumpets because I'm an ADULT #'The leopard is creepy' your FACE is creepy #Objectively I am aware that the way I do things is Not Normal but it's Normal For Me #And so many people demanding REASONS and it's exhaustingggg #I'm autistic I'm bored and I have ten thousand hobbies and a zest for life #If you don't wanna make paper mache body armor at 3pm on a Wednesday just be open about that #But like #I did warn you #I warn EVERYONE so I KNOW I WARNED YOU #*screeching*

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genericpuff · 9 months ago

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vent post

#and before anyone who hates my shit says “yeah because you ARE a loser way to have self awareness for once”#i promise you this would be me with or without the LO fandom LMAO #anxiety is a hell of a thing #and as much as i internally guilt myself into thinking it would be better if i just shut up and hid away forever #i also know that's the trauma speaking because the adults around me always told me to shut up #and even as an adult i still encounter people who talk over me and make me feel like i'm not allowed to be outspoken #but the pen is mightier than the sword and all those years i've spent being spoken over i've been honing my penmanship #i have fun talking about the things i talk about and i don't have any less right than anyone else to do it #i am cringe and i am free #self post #vent post #altho on another note i do wanna make time this week to go find new series to read #too many of my favorites have turned to shit and it's taken its toll #i KNOW there are better comics out there that are genuinely well made #i already have a few that i'm reading that i love but i need to balance out the good with the bad more lol #i just need to take the time to go find good stuff instead of pouring so much of my attention into the bullshit that doesn't deserve my tim #i think both things can be true #i can have a lot of fun dissecting and writing about series i don't like #while also nourishing myself with good works that restore my faith in this medium #“perfectly balanced as all things should be”

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lesbianwyllravengard · 1 year ago

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People who don't enjoy horror can play Resident Evil games by pretending every zombie/boss is going after the playable character because they want them sexually. Trust me it works everytime. Mr. X ain't so scary now that you know he just wants to fuck Leon

#I love doing this #Same w re4r. I hate the regeneradors the most so I pretend they just wanna suck Leon off or smthn and it makes them funny #Like get OFF the floor... You desperate fuckers.... Goddamn who raised you.....#Resident evil #Resident evil memes #leon kennedy #claire redfield #Ada Wong #Ethan Winters #Chris Redfield #Jill Valentine #Obviously only the adult MCs I hope I don't have to explain that

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permanentlylatetotheparty · 8 months ago

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*gnaws on my screenshots*

#horizon forbidden west #hfw #horizon #i wanna consume this game whole and i haven't even left the daunt yet #just need to make sure i don't get burnt out #or that i neglect my adult responsibilities #every time i look at the vistas in this game i wanna kiss the devs at guerilla games on the mouth #aloy despite the nora #horizon photomode

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kenobihater · 9 months ago

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of all the star wars movies, which of them do y'all 1) enjoy the most 2) consider the best quality and 3) think you've rewatched the most. add your answers in the reblogs or replies, i'm genuinely curious how much of an overlap there is within everyone's three answers. mine don't overlap at all! they're revenge of the sith, empire strikes back, and the force awakens :^)

#len speaks #star wars #revenge of the sith #empire strikes back #the force awakens #not tagging more films than that bc i cant b bothered. incoming tag ramble ahead bc i have sw brainrot rn and im making it everyones prob❤️#i rlly struggled 2 remember if id watched tfa or aotc more. i went w/ tfa bc it was formative to me as a teen and ive seen it probably 6ish #times? whereas aotc was the first sw movie i remember (specifically the scene of obiwan serving c*nt in the bar lmao) but i've only seen it #for sure 4.5 and maybe 5.5 times. the .5 is from when i got bored after obi-wan's scene ended and ran off to go play in the mud or smthn 😭#i'm sure tfa will eventually get surpassed in number of rewatches by aotc and rots bc i don't fw the direction of the ST but that's my #current ballpark estimate of my total number of rewatches #as an adult tho if i just wanna watch a star war i'll go with aotc bc it's fun and ends semihappily and i can turn my brain off for the #spinny lightsabers. it's great background noise or for if you're sick or whatever. rots on the other hand? i won't talk through that unless #i'm quoting it with my brother and i am LOCKED IN 100% entirely entranced by it all #i almost picked rogue one for the best quality answer but i think the character writing is weaker and the facial cgi is creepy. esb beats #it by a hair imho bc of that. the vader hallway scene goes hard tho!!!#also i'm not covering shows or games or books or anything else in this post - simply the films. might ask abt shows later but that might #also give me hives bc so many of the shows suck ass and i don't rlly want ppl extolling the virtues of t.bb in my notes 💀#and yes i do think one's enjoyment and one's opinion of quality are two things that often overlap. but sometimes you just like something #bad and that's awesome. like rots is the best of the prequels by a large margin and i adore the opening and characters and many of the #scenes but that doesn't mean it's the best star wars has to offer ykwim? it's my specialest most favoritest sw movie but that doesn't blind #me to the dialogue lmfaooo

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uncanny-tranny · 1 year ago

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The funniest thing about adulthood is learning that playing never stopped at childhood. Adults play, but they couch it in so many words, unless it is sports or video games, which are apparently appropriate things to accurately call "play."

Play is important, and I hope young people know that they won't be giving up the safety and fun of play in order to become Stuffy Adults. Don't fear growing up because everybody tells you how miserable you will be. You will be the same as you were, just in a bigger body.

#positivity #encouragement #encouraging words #i think this is part of the reason people are afraid TO grow up #play is a human need actually <3 #you don't stop needing play just because you reach a magical number that wipes away All Fun #i wonder how many people would be more keen on growing older if we actually let them be people #play isn't childish it is human <3 #i know i have talked about this before but i personally think it's imoortant <<3 #going to go to my other adult friends like 'yo you wanna come over and play' like that one scene in diary of a wimpy kid

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thebluelittlewitch2-thesequel · 4 months ago

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Buncha women and some green losers

#expanding the world of my silly ppg au sequel reboot whatever this is #thinking of having bellum be the mayor now idk she deserves it #keane is still a preschool teacher rip keane hope u get a raise someday #the gangreens r also older maybe young adults now idk they're still menaces but older #sedusa is there #man i wanna draw more characters from the show but i don't remember them all so sad #powerpuff girls #ppg #ppg ms bellum #ppg ms keane #ppg gangreen gang #i don't remember any of their names n i don't care not tagging them individually they're just the green gang #ppg sedusa #blue's doodles

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r0semultiverse · 1 month ago

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Didn’t Ryan Reynolds also “not leak” the Deadpool test footage which helped show execs and producers that we wanted it more?

Didn’t Rebecca Sugar say not long ago that if we talk about Steven Universe a bunch online that the right people need to see it to know we want more of the series?

If there ever was a way to get a marketing campaign going for a revival without giving away world and character lore that Rebecca is saving for a revival, this would be the way! These "leaks" are absolutely getting folks talking about the series a bunch!

#I’m just saying that Ryan Reynolds has recently pseudo confirmed he helped leak the Deadpool test footage #based on recent Rebecca Sugar art it also would definitely seem like they wanna tackle more adult topics #alcohol being brought to the gems reunion presumably for Steven Connie and Greg to drink and Amethyst would try it for fun lol #i genuine don’t know if we can trust any PR or whatever statements about this #like there are a lot of tricky things with copyright so I’m gonna take this as a marketing campaign regarding the SU leaks #this is a Steven Universe campaign and I am convinced!#it's a conspiracy! /lh /half joke #I don't think it'll ever be publicly acknowledged as such but its absolutely working to get people talking about it again #mine #op #steven universe future #su #steven universe #sufuture #su:f #su leaks

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kanerallels · 2 months ago

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Girl help my brain won't brain AGAIN

#i'm trying to figure out some publishing related stuff #but i'm worried that i don't understand it and am not getting it right #and i just. can't think right now #and i know this is weird but i SWEAR it's partially because of the news about maggie smith passing away #obviously i never met her or anything but i still feel weirdly intensely sad about it #i don't know. i just kinda feel like crying kinda wanna hide under a blanket all day #kinda wish i had the capacity to be a functional adult #that sort of thing #probably going on a little walk or something will fix me #but also i just don't want to do anything and at the same time i NEED to do something #because also anxiety my old friend and sitting still does not really help with that #okay venting done #time to do...something else. idk what

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unsurebazookacore · 4 months ago

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hot take, mike and el arent in love, because they are fourteen

well i guess mike is fifteen but still like as someone who has been fourteen/fifteen

GUESS WHO I WAS NOT DATING:

A. THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

B. MY FUTURE SIGNIFICANT OTHER

C. ANYONE WHO I WOULD BE ABLE TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" TO AND ACTUALLY FUCKING MEAN IT

D. ALL OF THE ABOVE (the answer is D by the way)

LIKE Y'ALL THEY ARE FOURTEEN

THEY MET WHEN THEY WERE TWELVE

"I knew right then and there in that moment that I loved you" MY ASS

#byler #mike wheeler #like i truly need to stress this so much this is NOT mileven hate like this is putting any like feature or fact about their dynamic aside #they are children #and yes i know there are people who meet their partners when they're young kids childhood friends to lovers is a trope for a reason #but no one NO ONE (or at least statistically very few people cuz i know my ass was not)#is making for real love declarations at Fourteen (or Fifteen humor me)#and “oh rey then how can you ship lumax-” LUMAX HASNT SAID I LOVE YOU YET #LUMAX IS THE MOST ACCURATE DEPICTION OF AN EARLY TEENAGE ROMANCE IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED SHOW BECAUSE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SO AWKWARD #AND ITS ADORABLE #AND THATS IT #THEY HAVENT EVEN KISSED SINCE SEASON 2 #YOU WANNA KNOW WHY??#BECAUSE THAT'S REALISTIC #BECAUSE THEY ARE KIDS AND KISSING IS GROSS #listen im not saying this with the intention that ohh kids are immature they dont know what true feelings are blah blah blah #kids have feelings no shit #but esPECIALLY when it comes to mileven it seems so goddamned performative #like it FEELS like they both just watched a bunch of romance movies and are now mimicking whatever they've seen the adults in those movies #(who are supposedly in love) do #like watch lucas's talk with max in the back of the like trailer thing where he tells her he wants her to stop pushing him away watch that #and then tell me mike's aMaZinG AnD drAmaTiC LOvE cONfESioN doesnt sound formulaic as fuck #like you wanna know how a teenager makes a love confession #they say smth emotionally vulnerable; want to die after saying the emotionally vulnerable thing; and then tell a shitty joke to salvage it #not “I don't know how to live without you. I feel like my life started that day we found you in the woods” no fucking teenager says that #and that is why lumax is as mr mclaughlin said himself: “real love”#damn i kinda cooked with the tags on this one #(also fun fact i learned that tumblr has a tag limit by making this post which is why half of the tags are at the 140 character limit)

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cowardlycowboys · 4 months ago

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unfortunately think I need a new bra I just hate spending that kinda money

#omg kiera no one cares #kicking rocks #hate spending money on things i don't like like i GET IT THAT'S BEING AN ADULT #but bras are just so expensive!!! FOR WHAT!!!! i don't wanna fork over the price of a meal for A PIECE OF FABRIC AND WIRE I NEED

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applepie-enthusiast · 4 months ago

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I know that with demons running on and about everywhere every night, plus their duties and responsibilities even on day time, they won't have time for this but

#as for the other adult pillars...#shinobu doesn't have the time for that honestly #mitsuri is just so cute and pure and lovely #obanai has his own reasons not to and we know that #gyomei? i want to say yes in fanon but im not sure about canon. can't really say?#tengen obviously is not a virgin #rengoku... 🥹🥹🥹#not saying anything bad about bwing a virgin and not being a virgin okay #just wanna know what you guys think #tomioka giyuu #shinazugawa sanemi #please don't block me hahahaha #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #im planning a fic for them HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA rip my plans will just stay as plans smh #tags this as #sanegiyuu #so it'll be easy to find but I'll remove it once the result is out

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dearmahiru-archive · 1 year ago

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someone sent me a male cover of this is how to be inlove with you and it reminded me of my prisoner swap au where shidou swapped with mahiru... he's still a man i just like to think he unironically would want to match with his wife

#one thing about me is that I'll draw a grown adult man like a teenage girl #second thing about me is that i will maximize Not Drawing as much as possible #it's miiiidnight rn i don't wanna botheeeerr i need to sleeeep #theres probably a good lore reason behind my 06 shidou's appearance but this is just how i picture swap shidou in my head #milgram #shidou kirisaki #꒰ 🧸 ꒱ ── cinnamon scribbles

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