#i just don't wanna be an adult

[letmedownslows]

yall im kinda sad cause from this year on i'm gonna to have to start acting "like an adult" cause there won't be any more "teens" for me to blame my childish demeanor 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[spielzeugkaiser]

[MASTERPOST] - [prev] I just want you to imagine Jaskier, very early post trial, mostly nonverbal, not in control of his strength yet being just such a creepy kid sometimes. (His parents still love him obviously.) I also have a feeling that Jaskier is subconsciously 100% stressed at all times and wants to do his absolute best to please his parents and make zero mistakes so that they won't send him away again. (They didn't and he knows that, but he is just a traumatized child.)

[bixels]

I'm not getting into The Giving Tree discourse...

[teaboot]

Theoretically I enjoy living with people but unfortunately when you tell people you're a neuroatypical raccoon with twelve ongoing hobbies, completely random work hours, and a series of admittedly unusual lifelong compulsions they tend to hear that and go "oh haha you're trying to be Quirky okay" and then save their ten million questions and concerns for when you can't run away

[genericpuff]

vent post

[hamartia-grander]

People who don't enjoy horror can play Resident Evil games by pretending every zombie/boss is going after the playable character because they want them sexually. Trust me it works everytime. Mr. X ain't so scary now that you know he just wants to fuck Leon

[permanentlylatetotheparty]

*gnaws on my screenshots*

[kenobihater]

of all the star wars movies, which of them do y'all 1) enjoy the most 2) consider the best quality and 3) think you've rewatched the most. add your answers in the reblogs or replies, i'm genuinely curious how much of an overlap there is within everyone's three answers. mine don't overlap at all! they're revenge of the sith, empire strikes back, and the force awakens :^)

[uncanny-tranny]

The funniest thing about adulthood is learning that playing never stopped at childhood. Adults play, but they couch it in so many words, unless it is sports or video games, which are apparently appropriate things to accurately call "play."

Play is important, and I hope young people know that they won't be giving up the safety and fun of play in order to become Stuffy Adults. Don't fear growing up because everybody tells you how miserable you will be. You will be the same as you were, just in a bigger body.

[thebluelittlewitch2-thesequel]

Buncha women and some green losers

[unsurebazookacore]

hot take, mike and el arent in love, because they are fourteen

well i guess mike is fifteen but still like as someone who has been fourteen/fifteen

GUESS WHO I WAS NOT DATING:

A. THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

B. MY FUTURE SIGNIFICANT OTHER

C. ANYONE WHO I WOULD BE ABLE TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" TO AND ACTUALLY FUCKING MEAN IT

D. ALL OF THE ABOVE (the answer is D by the way)

LIKE Y'ALL THEY ARE FOURTEEN

THEY MET WHEN THEY WERE TWELVE

"I knew right then and there in that moment that I loved you" MY ASS

[andesmints94]

I need the smiling friends for real... Something's gotta change brother... They made me try to clean an ISO stat and I didn't want to tell them I think I needed to get refitted for N-95s. It was also my break soon too and somehow my anxiety just ramped up, my rage blinded me, I had went outside for a bit and decided to come back inside. I just couldn't do it, it would have taken over an hour to clean two beds, one wasn't even stripped and they had other shit in the room as well. I'm about to the point of quitting or going to another hospital building instead. They SAY they are really fucking desperate for people and yet they push me to my limits. I struggle to talk to people when I get REALLY upset. I just feel like breaking shit but I try so hard not to. I don't know what to do though because I love this job. It's the best I ever had. But sometimes... Eh. I don't like that... But I think Doctor Monster Allan made me smile... I think I need to sleep or something... And BEFORE all this shit. My coworker I was working with most of the day misgendered my other work friend. I kept using he, but she kept saying she. I didn't know how else to correct her because I didn't want to get heated with this old lady friend I have from working over the past couple of years. Eh. It is what it is I guess. I'm done.

[cowardlycowboys]

unfortunately think I need a new bra I just hate spending that kinda money

[applepie-enthusiast]

I know that with demons running on and about everywhere every night, plus their duties and responsibilities even on day time, they won't have time for this but

[dearmahiru-archive]

someone sent me a male cover of this is how to be inlove with you and it reminded me of my prisoner swap au where shidou swapped with mahiru... he's still a man i just like to think he unironically would want to match with his wife

[starflungwaddledee]

been working on answering a prompt i received in an ask the other day, and so i'm back thinking about... the Thing... 💖🎀 and thought maybe prompt doodles might help me work through this a little?

so uhhh.... if by any wild chance anyone has any ship suggestions for starstruck...??? feel free to send them through!