#i just can’t believe we’re here LMFAO

[ofmermaidstories]

final chapter is finished. gimme a day to pretend to edit.

[deadsetobsessions]

As the girl who came up with the Triplet! Tim AU PLEASSEEEEE continue it!!!!! I NEED to see Bruce who thought he had one robin finding out he actually has three separate completely different ones

I gotchu lmfao I think I’ll get to Bruce later? I’m really happy you liked it omg like that idea is so good

——

Their plan was perfect! It would have been perfect, had it not been for Dick Grayson and his nosy face!

Batman might not have known his identity, but Dick Grayson did. He promised to keep it from Batman, but Tim hadn’t exactly thought about his secret identity when he showed up to harass the man into being Robin again.

And now, they’re paying for it.

Tim leaned back and crossed his arms as he watched Dick cradle his head in his hands, looking half a short breath away from a mental breakdown.

“Are you telling me… there’s three of you?”

“Yes, Dick.” Tim sighed, having answered this exact question ten times in the past two minutes.

Dick lifted his head, wide eyes looking a little feverish… no, looking a little manic.

“Tim. Your name is Tim, right? I’m not-”

“Yes, my name is Tim. Technically, so are the others. But the one here with us is Lionel.”

“No, wait, Tim, you understand how this is- insane, right? It’s not even remotely in the realm of mentally healthy.” Dick paused. “Wait, are you skipping school right now?!?”

“Has anyone ever told you your priorities are screwed up, Dick?” Lionel-Tim walked back into the room, hands full of snacks and, most importantly, Dick’s emergency marshmallow bag. Dick turned to Lionel, eyes full of guilt, and grabbed the bag of marshmallows like a dehydrated man in the middle of a desert who’s only couple of feet away from an oasis that he’s been looking for for days.

“Oh my god. I’ve had three younger brothers and I thought they were all the same kid!” Dick wailed, grabbing a handful of marshmallows and stress cramming it into his mouth. Tim threw him a disgusted look.

“To be fair, we made sure to train to act like each other from a really early age,” Tim said, snatching the bag of chips that Lionel chucked at his head. His snack laden triplet plonked himself on the plush spinning chair, shoving a hand inside the bag of gummy worms and cramming it down his throat as he spun around.

“I can’t believe I’ve never even checked up on you at your place!! If I did, I would have noticed it way earlier!”

“Probably not,” Lionel mumbled through his mouthful of colorful gummy worms. “You only caught us because Tim got beat half to death by an edgy crime lord teenager.”

Dick hunched into himself, a myriad of complicated emotions- largely, guilt and fury and heartbreak- wormed its way past his face. Tim glared and threw a chip at his triplet.

“It’s fine, Dick. Lionel’s just being an asshole. We’re taking care of it. Revenge prank.” Tim explained.

“He wouldn’t have caught us and you know it.” Lionel grumbled.

“I’ll help.” Dick mumbled dejectedly.

“You’ll have to get in line, Wing,” Tim went back to his laptop. “My thirds got first dibs, and I’m not planning on staying still either. I’m gonna mess with Jason’s slush funds.”

“He’s got a stash of cash locked up in the fourth safe house, but that’s not interesting. Look!” Lionel proudly displayed a duffle bag- from where he got it from, Dick had no clue- and unzipped it to show batteries, lightbulbs, and random bits and bobs.

“What is that?” Dick asked.

“That’s the second lightbulb in his bathroom light! This is the left battery in his TV remote! And this is half of his back up boot laces. I took all of his 10 mm sockets! And the specialized socket he got for his bike! And this,” Lionel grinned, lifting up a piece of fabric. “Is his pillow case!”

“Niceee.” Tim whistled. He tossed a piece of tech at Lionel. “Sneak back into his house and put that in between his pillows. It’ll keep both sides uncomfortably warm.”

“Fuck yeah!”

“Is… this revenge for almost killing you?” Dick asked.

“It’s either this or complete and total financial ruin, social death, and then actual death.” Tim tapped away at his laptop.

“You’re kind of scary, you know that?”

“We know!” Lionel chirped.

“Base, come in.”

“Base,” Tim quickly replied, laser focused on Archy’s call. Lionel and Dick quieted.

“Hood’s lurking outside the school like a creep,” Archy muttered into the comm, papers rustling behind him.

Dick tensed, upset making itself visible once more.

“You still have the container I gave you this morning in your pocket?”

“Yes.”

Tim smirked in a way that made Dick suddenly have a horrible need to shake and lecture him on the moralities of not becoming a villain. “It’s glitter. Purple and pinks.”

“…Ah.”

“Godspeed, Archy!” Lionel chirped again, sounding slightly more demented.

A moment of silence before-

“Oof!” A puff. “Oh, no! I’m so sorry, mister!”

On the other end of the comm, the gruff voice of a beefy teenager spluttered, “What- why do you- egh- my mouth! The glitter went into- pleh, pleh! What the fuck, kid?!”

“I’m so sorry! It was supposed to be for a project! I worked so hard to mix the colors right! Wait, stay still, mister! I’ll help!”

Archy, eyes wide and innocent, patted some more glitter onto the vigilante.

“No, stop! Stop! You’re getting it on my bike!”

“It’s a pretty color- oh hey, this is open-”

“No! That’s the fuel tank!”

“Oh! Whoops! Sorry!”

As chaos spread on the other side of the comms, Tim and Lionel burst into cackles. Dick choked on the marshmallows, helplessly shaking with laughter.

Lionel whacked at Dick’s back, hysterically giggling.

“That’s- that’s Archy?”

“Archy pretending to be Lionel pretending to be me yeah. I hope he got glitter in the fuel tank.” Tim grinned.

“Want me to patrol tonight to see if he got the glitter out of his bike?”

Lionel jabbed his pointy elbows onto Dick’s shoulders. “Absolutely. Distract him, too! I gotta mess with his safe houses. He’ll never feel comfortable in a safe house ever again.”

“Don’t go overboard, Lionel.” Tim looked up. “But also, I changed his WiFi passwords to 123456, so do with that what you will.”

Lionel grinned. Dick mustered up a smile in response, pushing the guilt away. He had a lot to make up to his little brothers, and if terrorizing Jason was how he was going to accomplish that… well, Dick’s not feeling too nice about Jason right now.

——

Batman squinted suspiciously at a humming Nightwing.

“Something happen?” He managed to ask.

“Hm? Oh, no, I got some nice pictures.”

“…I see.”

Batman, regardless of what his history might suggest, knew how to pick his battles. This? This thing that brought Nightwing’s murder smile? This was one battle he was willing to walk away from.

“Hey, B, you ever think about adopting more kids?”

Batman choked and promptly grappled away. Nightwing cackled.

“You can’t escape the question!”

Batman ran faster.

[lancestrollsgf]

# THE BETTER NORRIS ! F1 GRID X ADOPTED NORRIS! READER, SMAU (2)

introduction master list request list

part one, part two, part three.

# WARNINGS: cussing, i know nothing about the parents of lando so everything is fictional. reader speaks spanish!! lowercase intended, spelling errors (english isn't my first language). lando's actual siblings are not featured in this since I don't know anything about them. hate comments towards reader and ollie. excessive usage of emojis such as "🙄, 🤫, 🤣,😝, 😭,😊,😉”.

# SUMMARY: the adventures of the formula one driver lando norris adopted sibling, y/n norris.

# AUTHOR’S NOTE: thank you so much for the support on the first part (it’s insane love yall sm). so here is part two, hooray!!! here is part one!!! lowkey worried this isn’t gonna be as good as the first part i'm so sorry 😭😭 this is way shorter because the timeline is until before the hungarian gp so there isn’t much to post about (there will be a part three 🤫🤫) btw for the sake of the story ollie attends all the grand prixs (at least from this point foward). excuse. more in-depth reason this is short is because i started writing this july 11 and i didn’t expect the first part to get that many likes so i only came up with ideas up until after the british grand prix. the next part will have all 9 posts and not only 5 😘

# FACE CLAIM: marian guevara/theatomicbomb on instagram and tiktok

— instagram !

liked by landonorris, lancestroll, lawerence_stroll, and 1,284,820 others

thebetternorris thank you so much, @.astonmartinf1 for the invite to the british grand prix, my home grand prix. i’m so grateful for the gift, thank you @lawerence_stroll 💚. congrats to @.landonorris for p3 and congrats to @.lancestroll for p7 😝😝 👤: @.landonorris, @.lancestroll, @.tommyhilfiger @.astonmartinf1

astonmartinf1: thank you y/n for coming to our garage!! loved having you there 💚

-> mclaren: you better have enjoyed this grand prix because next one we’re keeping y/n.

-> thebetternorris: guys dw there’s enough of me to go around 😏😏

username42: y/n rizzing up the admins is crazy 😭

landonorris: did you really have to use that picture of me. i look horrible.

-> thebetternorris: you always look horrible 🙄🙄

lancestroll: still can’t believe my dad actually got you something.

-> thebetternorris: time to make room for me in the family 🤫🤫

fernando_alooficial: gracias por venir y apoyarnos y/n 💚 (thank you for coming and supporting us y/n)

-> thebetternorris: de nada fernando, tu eres mi idolo 🥹🥹 felicidades con p8 💚 (you’re welcome fernando, you’re my idol 🥹🥹 congrats with p8 💚)

lawerence_stroll: lovely meeting you y/n, hope you enjoyed my gift

-> thebetternorris: thank you so much for the gift, lovely meeting you too mr.stroll

-> lawerence_stroll: @thebetternorris please call me lawerence

-> thebetternorris: @.lancestroll your dad likes me more than you

-> lancestroll: @thebetternorris just because he let you call him by his first name doesn't mean get likes you more 🙄 it’s not like he bought you an f1 team

-> thebetternorris: @.lancestroll you're so sassy...

username43: lance's reply being “it’s not like he bought you an f1 team” IS SO FUNNY LMFAOOO

username44: lance and y/n acting like siblings 😭

-> thebetternorris: @lawerence_stroll please adopt me

username45: y/n is so pretty

username46: why did lawerence gift y/n something from tommy hilfiger?

-> username47: im guessing its because he invests in tommy hilfiger

username48: how come aston martin invited her to her home grand prix but not mclaren?

-> mclaren: unfortunately we sent the invitation too late

-> astonmartinf1: @.mclaren finder keepers looser weepers 😝

username49: even though y/n is one of the driver's siblings they still sent the invitation late LMFAO

-> mclaren: we wouldn't have had to sent an invite if "someone..." hadn't told y/n so late.

-> landonorris: @.mclaren I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WOULD GET AN INVITE FROM ANOTHER TEAM 😞

username50: the mclaren admin trying to clear their name ✊🏼

-> mclaren: i’m trying my best 😞

username51: y/n giving unseen photos of lance and lando

username52: y/n’s camera is probably full of unseen photos of drivers we may never see 😔

-> thebetternorris: 🤫🤫

-> username53: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??

username54: y/n calling it her home grand prix 🥹

zhouguanyu24: thank you for the keychain and the toy for sweet corn 😁

-> thebetternorris: of course!! 😊

username55: lance and lando an underrated duo

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july 7, 2024

liked by landonorris, itsyoungmiko, olliebearman, and 1,402,027 others

thebetternorris parties in london go crazyy 🍾👤: @.itsyoungmiko, @.arcangel, @.friend1, @.friend2

itsyoungmiko: it was lovely meeting you twin 😈

-> thebetternorris: lovely meeting you too 😘

landonorris: do you just take photos with random people.

-> friend1: lando we've met before...

-> thebetternorris: don't talk about my twin young miko like that 😡

arcangle: loved partying with you norris!!

landonorris: you’re finally partying at home and not in the burger land😒

-> thebetternorris: BURGER LAND???

-> landonorris: the united states or whatever 🙄

username56: two posts in one day omg???

username57: y/n and young miko do look so much alike omg 🤨

olliebearman: it was lovely meeting you y/n

-> thebetternorris: hi ollie, it was great meeting you too 😆 congrats on your haas contract 🤫🤫

-> olliebearman: thank you! 😊

username58: y/n and ollie interacting???

username59: is no one gonna mention that y/n and ollie were in the same place??

username60: can y/n drink? i thought she was too young..

-> username61: she is too young. she’s only seventeen, but even then why are you assuming she’s drinking 😟?

username62: a sneak peak of the photo's y/n has in her camera

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july 7, 2024

— instagram stories !

thebetternorris and olliebearman added to stories

replies to thebetternorris story

landonorris replied to your story: WHO IS THIS??? TAKE THAT SMILEY FACE OFF AND COME BACK HOME.

lewishamilton replied to your story: is this what you call soft launching?

oscarpiastri replied to your story: please answer lando’s messages. he’s been pacing back and forth for the past ten minutes.

username63 replied to your story: Y/N IS THAT A GUY???

username64 replied to your story: YOU’RE SOFT LAUNCHING??

pepemartiofficial replied to your story: quén es?

username65 replied to your story: you’re such an artist 😻

replies to olliebearman story:

charles_leclerc replied to your story: son, are you dating a girl?

kimi.antonelli replied to your story: mate. you didn’t tell me you were going to the beach today? you didn’t even invite me 😞

arthur_leclerc replied to your story: 🤨

username66 replied to your story: IS THAT A GIRLL? OLLIEEE

username67 replied to your story: since when did you take such aesthetic photos?

username68 replied to your story: soft lauching omg??

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july 8, 2024

— instagram !

liked by thebetternorris, charles_leclerc, and 392,921 others

olliebearman got to drive an f1 car in silverstone 👍🏼

username69: i’m sobbing, he’s so cute 😭😭

charles_leclerc: so proud, congrats ollie 👍🏼

-> olliebearman: thank you dad! 👍🏼

-> username70: i can see where ollie got his thumbs up from. LMAO

thebetternorris: a thumbs up is such a dad move

-> olliebeaman: compliment or?

-> thebetternorris: compliment ofc ☺️

-> olliebearman: oh okay then, thank you y/n :)

username71: ollie has rizz???

username72: going from a ferrari reserve driver to a haas f1 driver is such a downgrade 😬

-> thebetternorris: you’re saying that as if you can even drive a formula one car ever 🤣

-> username73: HELLO??? y/n defending ollie 🫣🫣

username74: HIS EYES ARE SO CUTE 😔😔

username75: a semi F1 car

-> thebetternorris: more than you’ll ever achieve. bullying a eighteen year old at 26 years old is embarrassing.

-> username76: Y/N DEFENDING OLLIE 😍😍

username77: i can't wait to see ollie every race week

username78: y/n defending ollie is so cute

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july 9th, 2024

liked by landonorris, olliebearman, lilyzneimer, and 826,281 others

y/n.jpg surprise, new account 🤭 very first post is a photo dump, from beach day 🌊☀️ 07/08/24

landonorris: copycat 😒😒 be original for once. same username and everything

-> y/n.jpg: 🙄🙄

landonorris: WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT IS THAT THIRD PHOTO. Y/N NORRIS. WHO IS THAT???

-> y/n.jpg: 😜

-> landonorris: Y/N NORRIS. WHERE ARE YOU.

username80: y/n’s first post on her jpg account is a soft launch. this has got to be a halluaction.

username81: if someone told me that y/n would make a jpg account and soft launch a guy. i would never believe you.

username82: the second picture is so cute 😭

username83: the difference in the two comments lando commented. LMFAOO

-> username84: i’m guessing he commented “copycat” before seeing the photos and then commented the second one 🤣🤣

username85: two of the norris siblings have a jpg account that’s so cute

username86: ollie in the likes 🤨

lilyzneimer: you're so pretty

-> thebetternorris: thank u lily, love u

username87: both ollie and y/n posted about being at the beach the night after they met..

-> username88: nah you guys are reaching..

oscarpiastri: y/n please. don't do this rn 😭

-> thebetternorris: 🤫🤫

username89: you guys are assuming that y/n is with everyone leave her alone 😭😭

olliebearman: should i make a jpg account too?

-> thebetternorris: yes you should!! i can help u make it if you would like 🤫

-> olliebearman: ah yes that would be helpful 😁

username90: y’all won’t even let y/n be friends with the opposite gender before immediately shipping them together

username91: everyone saying that we're reaching and what not. but what about the comment between y/n and ollie… 🤨🤨

username92: the third photo looks a little similar to the one ollie posted on his story; the same day. 🫣

username93: there’s definitely gonna be something happening between the ollie and y/n because why else would she defend him in his own comments

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july 11th, 2024

liked by olliebearman, landonorris, lewishamilton, and 947,829 others

y/n.jpg digital camera photos from silverstone 💫 lando taking a little nap in the fourth photo 😴 btw congrats on your win lewis 😉. 👤: @.landonorris, @.oscarpiastri, @.roscoelovescoco, @ciscawuaman, @adam_norris_pure_electric, @lewishamilton

username93: i love y/n for giving us unseen photos

username94: oscar doing a shoey 🤔

-> thebetternorris: ik right disgusting 🤢

-> oscarpiastri: @thebetternorris hey. i didn’t like it anymore that you did.

-> username94: OSCAR AND Y/N REPLYING TO MY COMMENT. THIS ISN’T REAL.

roscoelovescoco: 🤍🤍

-> thebetternorris: ROSCOEE

username95: oh to be photographed on y/n’s camera and posted on her account 😞

-> thebetternorris: i just dm’ed you!!

-> username96: @.username95 well tell us, what did she dm you omg???

-> username95: @.username96 she gave me tickets to the next gp 😭😭😭 i’m distraught rn 🥹🥹

-> username97: @.username95 HELLO??? FREE TICKETS???

lewishamilton: thank u for the congrats y/n 🩵

-> thebetternorris: of courseee 😉

username98: these photos are so cute omg 💔

thebetternorris: do you guys see how @.landonorris replaces me with another kid 💔 guess i’m not his favorite nor youngest sibling anymore 😞

-> landonorris: y/n. i don’t think mom or dad could or want to adopt another kid especially after dealing with you.

-> thebetternorris: MOMMM 😭😭😭 @ciscawuaman

-> cisacawuaman: @.landonorris please. you may be right but don’t comment this on the internet. @thebetternorris we love you y/n, i would adopt you all over again and as many times i could 😘

username99: y/n is literally living every formula one fan’s dream 😖

-> username98: considering she is literally lando’s sister she’s been living the life since day one 😭

username100: THE FIRST PHOTO HELLO??? 😍

francisca.cgomes: hii y/n! it was lovely meeting you. are you going to the next gp? i would love to hang out with you ☺️

-> y/n.jpg: hi kika 😁, yes i will be!! i loved meeting you, you’re the sweetest, i would love to hang out with you too ☺️

username101: y/n is genuinely so pretty omg 🫣

landonorris: don’t think this is distracting me from the post you made previously..

-> thebetternorris: 🤫🤫

username102: i was at the grand prix and seeing y/n on the fan stage was so surreal.

username103: i met y/n at the grand prix and she got my hat signed by both oscar and lando, she’s so sweet 😭😭😭

-> username104: stop me too. she got all of my mclaren stuff signed by them 🥹🥹

username105: i met y/n and when i asked her to sign my shirt she was so shocked it was so precious 😞

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july 12, 2024

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[rinhaler]

Hey hey luxie!! Here are the rin hcs I wanted to share with u this is the same anon from the other day!

Sfw:

* friends to lovers trope is the only viable option considering his overall…disposition, there’s no other way he’d give you time of day

* Calls you otaku in a hateful way because he loves the way ur face scrunches up

* Has all of your orders at any type of eating establishment stored in his brain so he can surprise you whenever ur feeling down

* POSSESSIVE POSSESSIVE POSSESSIVE

* “What the hell are you doing hanging out with that loser?” “No, I’m coming over and we’re having a movie night.”

* Believe it or not, he blushes easily

* “Rinrin, do I look pretty?” *blush mode activated* “w-what? Yeah! Yeah, really pretty” he precedes to die of embarrassment

* Likes to scare you lmfao especially if you guys are watching a scary movie he’ll say he has to go to the bathroom and when he comes back he sneaks up behind the couch, grabs your shoulders and makes some weird ass noise and starts cackling once you scream and popcorn goes flying everywhere

* Absolute hater

* Will make fun of the music you listen to but then has a whole playlist of ur fav songs

* Simps for you so hard

* This man literally has a key to ur house and brings u coffee almost every morning

* Always wants you at his games and practices and looks for you in the stands

* He’s a little snuggle bunny it’s canon bc I said so

* Great listener but not really good at advice but will never hesitates to be your shoulder to cry on

* Often invites you to do yoga with him

* Loves to brush your hair and have spa days with you

* But know this he’s always gonna win the idgaf war

* Sidenote I feel like he knows how to skateboard and is good at it??? Must be the emo in him

Nsfw:

* Titty boiiiiiiiii

* That’s how the friendship evolved into a romantic relationship

* From starring at ur tits

* He doesn’t even realize he’s doing it or when it started happening

* “You wanna touch ‘em, rin? You’ve been starring at them a lot lately.” “Pshh whatever no I haven’t, you’re delusional!”

* Denial is a river in Egypt and he’s drowning it in, he can’t possibly want you in that way….unless?

* “Are you sure baby?” Consent king, has to make 100% sure you’re ok with it

* And after that first tit grab he’s done for

* Absolute slut for kissing and making out like literally he could cum from having his tongue in your mouth (he did the first time it happened oopsies don’t make fun of the poor baby)

* SLOBBER MONSTER OH MY GOD

* spits in ur mouth, spits on ur pussy, fucking drools allllll over you

* Loves to lick you and be licked

* Super sensitive nipples he’s kinda embarrassed by it but god does it get him bricked up

* Fav positions are missionary (mating press to be specific) and lotus. He wants to be close to you and hold you but still able to watch ur boobies bounce

* really into eye contact he knows how intense his gaze is and loves seeing you get all flustered from it and try to look away

* Grabs you by the cheeks, squishing them together a little and lightly shakes your head back and forth “nuh-uh, look at me me little girl watch me fuck this sloppy cunt”

* He’s got a dirty fuckin mouth (yum)

* “Harder rin, please baby harder!” “Yeah, you like getting your little pussy pounded? god, you’re a fucking nympho, aren’t you?”

* Once again, POSSESSIVE!!!

* “Who does this pussy belong to? It’s my fuckin pussy, only I make you feel this good, nobody else can ever make you feel like this. That’s right, call out for me baby, say my name, tell me who you love”

* Breeding kink due to said possessiveness, he came in you the first time you guys had sex, you are his and there’s no way around it

* Can and will and wants to get you pregnant he doesn’t give a fuck

* Pleasure dom he won’t stop until you’re crying or screaming or giggling from how deliriously cockdrunk you are

* Strength kink this mf just stands up and fucks u mid air, loves showing off

* Moans, groans, whines, grunts, growls, he makes every sound you could possibly think of despite him being a stone cold statue majority of the time, this is not the case during sexy time

* Oh and let me put an emphasis on the whiny part while he’s getting head

* So needy it’s kinda pathetic really but he’s soooo cute

* “Oh shit yes baby, pull it out, please baby please put my dick in that pretty mouth”

* Secretly loves being teased and edged

* Face fucker, both receiving and giving

* He lets you mount his face like a bicycle and absolutely goes to TOWN on ur pussy

* Shakes when he cums like I said he cums inside you and he actually gets pretty emotional that you just let him and trust him that much to do something so intimate with you

* Stamina is fucking insane he can go all night if you want

* But when all is said and done aftercare is really sweet and sensual, he’ll wanna cuddle for a few minutes, just hold you and caress your back and tell you how much he loves you lots of kissing too

* Once he finally gets up he’ll run a bath for the two of you and both of you wash each other off before going to bed

* But he gets out before you so he can put some fresh sheets on the bed

* Rin itoshi is a lover and a sweetheart with is s/o no one can convince otherwise

Anywayyyy ima stop myself there I could literally go on all day abt him it’s bad I’m sick in the head

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possessive rin is so dear to my heart I deff agree with that. like, stupidly possessive. doesn't like it when other guys look at you or breathe your air you're his and no one else's.

I love the idea of him knowing what we like to eat 🥹 I'm such a picky eater. However I also feel like he'd definitely try and get you out of your comfort zone to try new things!! But I think he'd be proud of u for trying even if u don't like what he's picking :P

HIMMMMMMM BEING A SKATEBOARDER EMO BOY IS MAKING ME CRAZY PLS

Omg u think Rin is a tits guy?? Any particular reason why or? Idk I never really thought about what he'd prefer but I kinda agree now that you've said it... (hate it for me I hate my boobs LMFAO).

HIM SHAKING WHEN HE CUMS I'M FUCKING BARKING I'M BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK I CAN'T COPE HELP I NEED HIM IMMEDIATELY

omg these are all so good I could go on so long about them all but I'd end up writing a 50k essay LMAO thank you for sending them though I'm so?? obsessed?? I wanted to post this it's been in my drafts for DAYS I've never had such an in depth ask before so I wasn't sure how to go about answering but u absolutely ate with these.. thank u for sending omgggggg I'm absolutely DROOLING

[rninies]

Thinking about pottery making with satoru..

✮ pottery making

౨ৎ gojo satoru x reader. fluff, gn!reader, reader is a pro pottery maker, gojo isn't LOL — wc: 647

notes. ANON THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK this was longer than expected LMFAO

gojo satoru is quite well-known to be good at everything he does, which is relatively true except for one thing — pottery making.

pottery making requires skills satoru does not have. so when you ask him to come join you in a pottery-making class, he hesitantly agrees.

“tell me why we’re here again?” satoru asks you quietly to not disturb the other people in the class. “you know we can just buy our own furniture, right?”

“toru, for the last time, we’re not making furniture! we’re making our own custom mugs we can paint later.” you repeated your explanation for the fifth time. “isn’t it fun? we can customize the mugs we make!” you clapped, excited to start.

satoru tries to complain once again but seeing the smile on your face stops him from doing so. he sighs, mentally cursing himself in his head for being so weak for you (he doesn’t mind, however. he loves spoiling you).

when the teacher arrives you straighten your back, listening to their instructions intently. you nod when you understand what they say, humming in between their words. “alright, let’s get started, shall we? if any of you need help just raise your hand and i’ll be right there!” they sat down in the front of the class, carefully watching everyone’s progress.

“okay! toru, let’s get started,” you exclaim, grabbing the clay and placing it on the machine. “do you have an idea for the design you’re going for?” you dip your hands in water, dropping a few droplets of water onto the clay to make it wet. when you see satoru unmoving, you look at him. “what’s wrong? do you understand what the teacher said before?”

“huh? oh, yeah! of course i understand!” satoru rolls up his sleeves, not wanting them to get dirty. “be prepared to see the best mug ever.”

satoru grabs a chunk of clay before wetting it a bit. you are prepared to see him make the mug so you stopped, watching his moves. instead of satoru making the mug just as he said before, he couldn’t even make the shape of a mug properly. instead, it’s a… tall structure you can’t even name it.

“um, toru?” you poke his shoulder. “a mug isn’t supposed to look like that.” you point at the… thing satoru has made.

“hey, don’t judge a book by its cover! i’m not finished, okay?” satoru huffs, trying to form the clay into a better shape. however, it doesn’t turn out so well, the clay slowly lifting off of the machine as he is trying to form it. so when the clay does fall off the machine, satoru yelps in surprise. “what the- hey! the clay can’t just jump off the machine!”

you started laughing out loud, satoru immediately frowns. “i’m sorry! it’s just- it’s too funny!” you wipe the lone tear that escapes your eye with the sleeves of your shirt. “look, just watch, okay?” satoru sighs, eyes trained on you. he watches your every move, how gently you started forming the clay into a shape of a mug and gently lifting it off of the machine. “tada!”

you proudly show off your masterpiece. satoru bogles it with wide eyes, astonished. “are you insane? how’d you do that on your first try?”

“i just am better at making pottery than you do.” you smugly say, handing your mug to the teacher who compliments your skills. “are you not going to try again?”

“no.” satoru says rather quickly. he stands up and goes to wash his hands. you follow behind him. “are you happy today?”

“yeah! though i really wanted to see you try again.” you giggled. “i can’t believe you couldn’t even form it into a mug!”

“if you say one more thing about that i will paint your mug an ugly color.” satoru threatens lightly, to which you immediately stop talking.

[katsutora]

— DIAL

ft. isagi yoichi ; itoshi rin ; nagi seishiro ; bachira meguru ; itoshi sae

summary: call routine with them

note: i’ve seen some shit bro. being on this hell-site changes you fr. tag system is an absolute bullshit too. i can’t link jackshit. wow too many “shit” mentioned. shit.

⚘ ISAGI YOICHI

ㅤㅤcalls you at a sensible hour if you haven’t agreed on a specific time. he knows your schedule by heart so don’t worry because he won’t bother you in the middle of work, etc. if you do have a call schedule, then he’ll make sure to call at exactly that time. can be very punctual about this and will start seeing everyone as bowling pins once he realizes he’s gonna be a minute late. they don’t call him a STRIKEr for nothing. will listen and rant equally! he always has interesting stories; wbk being in a call with isagi is never boring. also expect his teammates popping up in the background because of course they want to bonk him in the head after running them over know the person who can temporarily turn him into chigiri. ah yes, the furious yelling ambient noise, a classic. “isagi yoichi istg—” “get your ass back in here wtf was that about?!” “you have a competition, princess.” “EVERYONE STFU!!!” never fails to make you giggle. bonus: screenshots you laughing because he adores you sm <3

⚘ ITOSHI RIN

ㅤㅤhe has a routine and you’re in it: three times a day; square meal style. his early calls are short and mostly consist of “good morning”, “have you had breakfast yet”, and “take care”; (borrowing his word) lukewarm shit like that. i love you. even though he usually prefaces his afternoon/evening calls with “i pressed it on accident” (back to back for months straight? yea sure), it’s clearly an excuse because he just wants to hear your voice but his pride isn’t letting him. i love you. it has also recently been brought up to his attention that he can’t seem to sleep peacefully without hearing your voice first. so tell him something, anything, or don’t. he’ll settle with just the comfortable silence after a “hello”. it’s also the only time of the day he’ll say it loud and clear: “i love you”.

⚘ NAGI SEISHIRO

ㅤㅤwhat’s a timezone? it can be in the middle of the day after practice or he can randomly hit you up at 2am after losing yet another round of game. acts out of impulse: when he misses you that’s when he calls you. it’s mostly video calls too! props up his phone so you can see choki his beloved but gets so pouty when you open up the conversation with “how’s choki?” before he can even show you the cactus lmao. “y’re supposed to be asking about me ( ´•︵•` )” he loooves long calls too (re: letting you watch him play without him saying a word whatsoever and no he did not lose track of time + the game after dedicating his next win to you?). is absolutely against ending it unless you really need to go. rip your phone battery.

⚘ BACHIRA MEGURU

ㅤㅤyou’re like an emergency call button but for whenever there’s something crazy going on. his living diary. a breathing, talking, and confused log entry. that being said, he contacts you at least once a day without a fail. well, that’s actually an understatement because he keeps calling then hanging up after telling you one (1) sentence?? “chigiri just ran me over; ok bye!” “my mom painted something inspired by you; later!” “rin-chan just said we’re all lukewarm, boo— ow, ouch!” gotta rely on his teammates to inform you about his well-being because calling him back is no use. “meguru?” “[unintelligible] [intense fighting ensues]” it’s fine, he makes up for it by showing up at your door later in the day. you think it’ll be funny if you close the door as soon as he finishes a sentence? “hi!!” [door closing] “h-wha- you won’t believe what happened today—” [door closing #2] “?? ok so it wasn’t chigiri who ran me over but isag—” imagine doing this after every sentence to teach him a lesson lmfao.

⚘ ITOSHI SAE

ㅤㅤhonestly? in the middle of a fucking interview because man is so unhinged i tell you. “so sae, are you ready for the next match?” ugh, this is so boring. “wait let me ask my s/o.” ??? this is broadcasted live, btw. you think just because he has a tight schedule and it’s nearly impossible to have a free time he won’t call you? he’ll find a way, he always does. likes to call you at the end of the day too and will never lose to the “who can stay awake the longest” game. is more of a listener than a talker, so go ahead and talk his ears off. he doesn’t mind if it’s you + he loves being the last one to end the call, making sure you get some rest (ps: he’s counting on you to wake him up the next day). you’ll receive a call from his manager in the morning saying that he won’t answer his phone and that they’re gonna be late for the next event. “goddamnit sae, not again.”

© 2023 katsutora ; do not repost and/or translate and/or claim my works

[seokkiez]

──── .✦ once upon a small town ᯓᡣ𐭩.ᐟ ⊹ 🧺

✶ SYNOPSIS ! : "welcome back, i missed you." those were the first words you got after moving back to your hometown from seoul, and it got on your nerves that it came from the boy you hated the most. song eunseok.

(this is a vc btw 🥶)

ningning: LITERALLY DIE

wonbin: FALL OF A CLIFF COPYCAT WTF

ningning: ME? COPY YOU? YOUR OUTFITS UGLY AF HOE

yn: WHAT ARE YOU DOING DUMBASS

eunseok: living my best life. DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM W THAT.

chansunggz joined your server

sohee: sungchan please i cant take it anymore

sungchan: gotchu babyboy

sohee: oh my god kill me

eunseok: sungchan be honest whose outfit is better? me or yn

sungchan: okay eunseok cover your ears but yns is better

yn: GOD THIS IS WHY YOU’RE THE BEST ONE HERE

sungchan: i gotchuu, you ate fr

eunseok: sungchan we’re over.

૮ ․ ․ ྀིა 5 rounds later

yn: guys we ate so bad

wonbin: FRR

ningning: still cant believe how the person with NOTHING ON won 2nd like this game is rigged fr

eunseok: okay but your outfit for movie was GOODD

ningning: thanks i know

sungchan: i can’t believe i never even got on the podium

sohee: oh you’re not ready to hear this…

all of them: your outfits sucked

sungchan: BYE just tell me you hate me and want me to die atp

wonbin: i hate you

ningning: oh!!

yn: LMFAO

sohee: awh look at us, bonding

eunseok: your outfits were ugly too

sohee: I HOPE YOUR ACCOUNT GETS BANNED

004 no i’m better

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[64yrsold]

ACHES 28. honeymoon

18+ (please see masterlist for cw) aches masterlist previous (27)

a/n: hi it's me :-) this is the final part of aches. thank you for letting me write this. thank you for being here to read it. i started writing this back in february, and spent all summer thinking about it. it's been so much fun, and so much work to think about all of these feelings all the time. hard to read too i'm sure lmfao. if you have questions about aches send me an ask :-) i will answer them all honestly now lmao. i love love writing for you, and i hope you'll be here for the next one! (it's gonna be sweet i'm sure.) thank you again.

“Who was it?” I asked, finding him slumped over his guitar in the living room. My face was still wet, salt drying on my cheekbones. 

He shrugged, “Nobody.”

“Do I know her?” I felt as if I was standing before the sea, my ankles submerged in sand and the pulsing waves. He was far, far away. He could have been a siren, or a beam of light. It would be exhausting to swim to him either way.

He shook his head, staring at the floor. His eyelids fluttered, his cheeks looked warm. 

I let out a thin breath, “Who was it, Matty?”

“It doesn’t matter,” he glowered at the hardwood. “I don’t give a fuck about her. I never wanted anything to happen.”

“Alright,” I mumbled. I didn’t have the energy to pry the information from him. I didn’t want to know, anyways.

“I wasn’t interested in her. I was just,” he clasped his hands together, “I was just missing you.”

“Okay,” I said. I didn’t believe him, or trust him, or understand what he was saying. I opened a bottle of wine, filling a glass. He wandered into the kitchen, sitting at the island. He watched me from the corner of his eye, eyes flitting to his hands when I looked in his direction.

I couldn't slow my heart.

I sat beside him, tilting my glass until it was empty. I filled it again. He picked up the bottle suddenly, throwing his head back and guzzling. I blinked, watching him empty the bottle down his throat. 

“Half a bottle each is fair, don’t you think?” He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. I stifled a smile, my chest still feeling empty. My heart echoed weakly in the hollow of it. 

He reached his hand across the counter, covering mine. 

“Let’s go for a walk, sweetheart.” 

I followed him quietly, the summer evening quickly slipping into a heavy night. It was humid, and the air stuck to my skin. 

“You know where we’re going, don’t you?” He murmured. His heels scratched into the pavement. I nodded, the orange street lamps passing over us. He turned into the park, our hands twisted together. He sat on our bench, pulling me onto his lap. I leaned into him.

“I trusted you from the moment I met you,” I whispered. “You were a little shy at first.”

He smiled, brushing his thumb over my cheek. 

“I needed you,” I sighed. “I still need you.”

“I know,” he kissed my cheek gently. 

“You can’t leave me,” I said, realizing I was begging. “I can’t do it alone.”

“I’m not leaving you,” he shook his head, bringing his forehead to mine. “Never.”

“I don’t mean just physically,” I held his wrist. His palm was pressed to my thready pulse in my neck. “You can’t check out on me.”

“I won’t,” he said. “I won’t.”

I swallowed, “It was Jenna, right?”

He pulled back, and I saw the guilt swimming in his eyes. 

“She kissed you?” A hot tear fell from my cheek, sliding down my neck. He nodded. I dropped my head to his shoulder. 

“It was after I…” he trailed off, voice thick and rocky. I knew what he meant. “I just wanted you back. She’s your only friend, I–” He choked, taking a breath. “I didn’t know who else to ask.”

“Ask what?”

“If you were okay,” he mumbled. “To ask how long you had been this sad.”

“What did she say?”

“She said she hadn't seen you,” he picked at his cuticle. He shook his head, “She’s a shit friend, sweetheart.”

“So you kissed her?” I tried not to scream it. “I don’t get it.”

“I was drunk, and I asked her if she thought I deserved you,” he looked at me, heart spilling out of his wrists. “She said she didn’t know.”

I nodded. He frowned and sighed, agitated. 

“And why the fuck would she know?” He raked a hand through his hair. “I know you. I know us. It’s my fault, I neglected you, I assumed you would be alright, I asked you to marry me and then fucked off overseas for months. It’s my fault. I let you forget how love feels.”

I kissed him. Because I missed him. Because it was worth it, being with him. Because when he was home, he eclipsed the emptiness in my chest. He was everything good. 

He kissed me because he loved me, and that was always enough.

“Let’s get married tomorrow,” he cupped my face. “Let’s sign the papers at the courthouse, I don’t care. Just you and me, like it’s always been.”

I could only nod, listening to the crickets cry. The stars crackled above us, far, far, far above us. 

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

“Here,” he handed me a ripped page, folded into a tattered square.

“What’s this?” I asked, thumbs pressed into the familiar, soft paper. From his notebook, I was certain. 

“Honeymoon gift,” he winked. Then bit his thumbnail, eyelids fluttering.

“Is this my song?” I gasped, unfolding the note. 

“It could be,” he sat back on the couch against the armrest, my feet on his lap. “It’s just ideas for now.”

“Couldn’t pick a melody?” I laughed, skimming over the page.

“Couldn’t get it to fucking rhyme.”

I giggled, “Should I read it out loud?”

“Absolutely not,” he said, eyes wide. I waved him off, reading his desperate handwriting. He had written my name, Sweetheart, in careful letters at the top of the page.

When I can’t sleep

I think of you,

Always sleeping

Pulled so quickly to peace

While I seem to

Thrash against the line

I think of you with your eyes closed and jaw slack

With your hair in every direction

With your dreams pulsing through your veins

I remember

Your hand on my back

My mouth, then your mouth

Doubled joys and halved heartaches

Your hand on my back

To remind me that, really, there is nothing behind me

And that – really –

I am completely sane

And I am so glad

That love is nothing at all what I expected

And that I dream of everyone but you.

[sogoodtoheritsvicious]

it’s tiiiiimeee

i haven’t watched this show in full in five years 😵‍💫but it’s october and i was gonna watch thee byeler episode aka 2x02 on halloween anyway so i thought i might as well rewatch the entire show and make it everyone’s problem

forgot about the jumpscare being right at the beginning

baby will <3

they were all BABIES and now they’re all grown and the damn final season still hasn’t premiered lmao

dustin was so adorable

“it was a seven.” “huh?” “the roll, it was a seven. the demogorgon, it got me.” the way will was incapable of lying to mike, GOD, i feel sick

fun fact: will’s adorable little “see you tomorrow!” is immediately what made him my favorite

“kiss your mom ‘night for me!” lmfao

forgot how damn good the jumpscares are

gonna need mike to see will with a gun at least once before this show is over

“damn,you look like hell, chief!” “oh, yeah? well, i looked better than your wife when i left her this morning.” HELP

“lonnie used to call him queer.” “is he?” FUCKING HELL, HOPPER 😭 i completely forgot about that scene lmfao

EL, MY BABY

benny was such a good man :( he didn’t deserve to die

that poor dog was so hated irl 😭

“you think we got a problem here?” my brother in christ, a boy is missing

“i’m the only one that cares about will!” mike loves will so much, i’m gonna cry

i completely forgot about hop’s daughter

mike sneaking out while steve’s sneaking in 😭 this show is also a comedy

winona ryder the actress that you are

chapter 2

maybe i’m going to find out in this ep i can’t remember if they ever investigate benny’s death or link it to everything else that was going on

“stop it, you’re freaking her out!” “she’s freaking ME out!” lucas was the only real one in the beginning

poor baby. el didn’t even know what privacy was before this moment.

“oh, you can speak!” she gets that a lot 😭

mike and el had so much potential as friends, FUCK the duffers for ruining them by making it romantic. now they don’t even seem like they like each other

i hope s5 focuses on more on will and lucas’ friendship

jonathan was such a good brother

brenner. always at the scene of the fucking crime.

mike naming his dino ‘rory��� because he roars 🥹

FUCK BRENNER ALL MY HOMIES HATE BRENNER

karen was such a good mom in the beginning

i hate lonnie with a passion, he’s an abusive piece of shit who should’ve been killed off

i don’t blame lucas at all for the way he was acting with el at first

“one kid goes missing, the other one runs wild? some real fine parenting right there.”

they kept pointing out so many similarities between will and el, i can’t believe they didn’t go anywhere with it

“can’t ask a corpse a question.” die. just die.

nancy: *losing her virginity*

barb: *losing her life*

chapter 3

“no one breaks in here.” yeah, they just break out

love jonathan but steve wasn’t exactly wrong about the pictures

joyce byers the mother that you are

mike wanted nothing to do with el once they found will’s “body” but we’re supposed to believe that he loved her the second he saw her in the woods.

chapter 4

i can’t believe they showed that mike has all of the drawings will has created and expected us to be normal about it

“screw his funeral!” “what?!” TEARS

jonathan loves joyce and will so much 🥺

steve was such an unbearable asshole

can we PLEASE talk about charlie being able to hold his own with winona in that scene about will’s body? we already know winona’s gonna blow it out of the water but he did just as well

completely forgot about mike doing el’s makeup this episode dkfkgjd

“where are you from, exactly?” “bad place.” 😭

that troy scene still sends

“the kid is dead. end of story.”

they put too much pressure on el. i hope when all this shit is over she’s able to just be a normal kid.

this show used to be so fucking good

i love how hop tries lying to the state trooper and when that doesn’t work he just knocks him the fuck out 😭

I FUCKING HATE LONNIE

i’m so glad they had jonathan realize that joyce was telling the truth about everything that was going on instead of just dragging it all out.

chapter 5

hate lonnie for taking advantage of joyce when she’s clearly in a vulnerable position

“wait until we tell will that jennifer hayes was crying at his funeral” lmao

all this season is showing me is how severely they’ve robbed us of joyce and will scenes in future episodes

“man, these aren’t real nilla wafers.” mr. clark must think they’re horrible friends, i’m crying. dustin is right, though, fake nilla wafers suck.

“it might even swallow us whole.” and that’s exactly what’s happening by the end of s4

“he’s wanted to go to nyu since he was six. years. old!” she should’ve killed lonnie right then & there

can’t prove it but jonathan fell in love with nancy the second she shot that can on her first try

jonathan clocked nancy’s ass BAD in the woods

forgot just how much lucas hated el this season

byeler and jancy have paralleled each other too many times for it to just mean nothing in the end.

chapter 6

the jumpscares in this show are top tier

what i love about this show is how it still has me holding my breath even though i already know what’s going to happen

“i don’t wanna be alone. do you?” “no.” i was gonna say he wouldn’t be alone cause joyce is there but i remembered he doesn’t wanna tell her til it’s all over

early jancy were so awkward, i love them <3

“i could have been killed!” “which is exactly why we need her. she’s a weapon!” but mike loves her at this point, right?

lucas loves will so much, it’s a shame we haven’t seen much more of their friendship

“you’re my best friend, too.” “okay :D” dustin looked so happy 😭

“what’s the weirdest part? me or the bear trap?” “you, definitely you.” pls

jonathan beating the shit out of steve was so satisfying

“only love makes you that crazy, sweetheart.” i’m not even gonna say anything. you all know.

we don’t give mike enough appreciation for being such a selfless person. he did everything he could to find will, he almost killed himself to protect dustin, he let el live in his basement without even knowing her, etc.

“she’s our friend and she’s crazy!” i love dustin with my whole heart

BABIES 🫶🏼

chapter 7

“if anyone asks where i am, i’ve left the country.” this season is really reminding me why mike was my favorite in the beginning

i wanna hug el so bad

“our son with a girl?” ted, to mike:

“a psychotic child broke his arm!” “a little girl, chief. a little one.” “that tone! do you hear that tone?” “honestly, i’m just trying to state a fact. it was a little girl.” this entire exchange is sending me so bad

“you couldn’t take jonathan byers.” get his ass!

it was such a great choice to have joyce be the first one to ever give el comfort because she’s such a soft, comforting person and i can’t think of anyone better

chapter 8

made it to the finale! gonna be honest, i didn’t think i’d get here in only two days but this show sucked me in the exact way it did the first time

“go to hell.” joyce is everything

waiting til this episode to give flashbacks on hop’s daughter was an excellent choice

steve just wanted to apologize to jonathan and now he’s an exasperated mother of seven. life comes at ya quick!!

choosing not to acknowledge that scene beyond this for the sake of my mental health

el is a badass but she shouldn’t have to be

brenner should’ve never made it to season 4

these kids acted their ASSES off in this show

GOD THIS JOYCE, HOPPER AND WILL SCENE

you’d think everything that went down would make nancy and karen care more about mike and pay attention to him but it doesn’t. mike deserves so much better.

will is in a hospital bed worrying about jonathan’s hand. I LOVE THIS KID.

byeler hug <3

they all really wanted to tell will about jennifer hayes crying 😭

“her name’s eleven.” “like the number?” he sounded baffled lmaooo

getting will back must’ve been so bittersweet for nancy

hop keeps throwing away lit cigarettes and all i keep thinking is that he’s gonna start a wildfire eventually

mike’s soft ‘see you, will’ 🥹

the camera!!

“your wife doesn’t have time to cook for me.” pls

the byers family 🫶🏼

my love for this show has officially been revived. rewatching this reminded me why i loved this show so much in the first place. the acting is amazing, especially from the kids, the writing was great, and the fucking jumpscares were incredible. i’m so excited to start season 2!!

[fratboychrissgfn]

HEARTBREAKER

plot; you & chris been dating for months. he’s been called the biggest player & heartbreaker his whole life. but he changed for you.. or so you thought. (part 2 in the master list 💕.)

⚠️; cussing, breakup, idk lmfao but don’t take this serious, it’s just fiction 😊.

you, chris and his brother planned to hang out today. you got ready, curled your hair , did your makeup and headed to the triplets house as you all hop in the car.

about 30 minutes later, you guys got to the fair. aswell with madi and nate coming along. you all paired up. madi with nick, nate with matt, you and chris.

chris spots a basketball game, if you win you choose any stuff animal you want. “hey, wanna try that out?” chris says, “hm, yeah let’s go!” you reply. you guys held hands walking to the game.

chris concentrates on trying to win, it’s his last shot. he makes it in, and lets you choose whatever stuff animal you want.

you guys are having a great time.

about an hour later, you decide you wanna go on the ferris wheel. you guys wait in line, chris checks his phone a bit frequently but you ignore it since you trust him.

you guys get on the ferris wheel, taking photos on your phone together, talking, having a great time. “take some photos on my phone too!” chris says, “okayy” you reply. you get his phone and turn it on.

you read the message as your heart sank. you stare at it for a few seconds, realizing that’s your bestfriend that texted him. your eyes start to water a bit.. “ you gonna take the photos?” chris asks. “chris. what the fuck?” you say in anger, showing him the message.

he stammers, “i— i’m sorry. i- i can explain alright? just let me explain everything.. i swear she means NOTHING to me.” he emphasizes the “ nothing “ with guilt on his face.

but you don’t believe him. “everyone was right.. how could you? i loved you chris.. i gave you my all? you’re just throwing it away to be with MY bestfriend? you’re saying she means nothing yet she has a heart next to her name? are you fucking serious chris. ” you feel tears drop down your cheek.

you throw his arm off your shoulder throwing his phone onto his lap scooting as far as you can on that ferris wheel. “ y/n please.. can i explain?” chris says pulling your hand to interlock with his, “chris don’t fucking touch me” you say throwing his hand to his lap with your voice cracking as tears stream down your face. you’re sitting there hoping the ferris wheel goes down already, wondering why you didn’t listen when everyone called him a heartbreaker.

you weren’t just mad at chris, you were mad at your bestfriend. how could she do this to you? why would she do this to you?

the ferris wheel finally reaches the bottom. you get off and walk away from chris as he follows you trying to keep up with your pace. “ please y/n..” he begs, you ignore him as you continue walking, you’re walking towards madi, nate, matt and nick, wiping your tears. “ can we go?” you ask the group. chris still afar from you walking with his head down. “ chris is cheating.. ill explain when we’re away from him. let’s just go please” you say, tears still streaming down your face. in the car chris asks to sit next to you. “ fuck outta here chris”

you say as he tries to sit in the back with you. madi goes to sit next to you instead. “i’m sorry y/n you deserve so much better. do you know who the girl is?” madi says rubbing your back trying to reassure you. you sniffle before speaking, “y-yeah.. my bestfriend natalie.” madi’s eyes widen, “ are you serious? what the fuck.. he really doesn’t deserve you at all. i can’t believe he would do that to you. it’ll be okay y/n im here for you.” madi says

you guys finally get home you get out the car last and chris is in front of you. he holds the front door open for you as he stares back at you, you don’t even bother to stare at him. “when you calm down can we please just talk..?” chris says pulling your wrist back to him. “talk about what? talk about the fact that you’re a cheater and a liar? you said there wasn’t other girls. and look who’s in your phone. we’re done chris, get that in your head.” you say firmly throwing his hand back to him.

you explain everything to the group, everyone comforting and reassuring you. later that night you’re sitting on the couch alone, madi and nick in nicks room watching a movie as nate and matt play fortnite. chris in his room. you’re on your phone and you get a text.

you read the text and you feel anger build up in you again. you reply to the text feeling tears build up in your eyes again.

[pandalexoxo]

i can’t stop imaging myself being transported into tokyo revengers. though, personally, i believe it would be bitter sweet.

TOKYO REVENGERS X MALE READER

i’d love to imagine meeting takemichi, and confiding in him that i know about his power, that, i too, have a secret. i would tell him that i’m not even from this universe. he thinks time leaping 12 years is weird? try telling him you’re from another reality (basically) where he’s an anime.

to sum up my thoughts (i wrote 13 paragraphs before deleting it bc this is suppose to just be a ramble lmfao, maybe i’m uploading it later and get your guys inputs) i just feel like i would try to be the sunshine guard dog protector, y’know? not necessarily swoop in to save takemichi (tho, i’d definitely swoop in to beat some characters asses just bc i have a personal vendetta) because damn! look at how badass and hot takemichi is, whenever he fights?! (that ass. thiccimichi 😩😼)

now, here’s where my heart aches and my brain fries from overthinking. do i tell takemichi that i watched the anime (read the manga too) and know who will die in the end? do i tell him that i know of the anime but haven’t seen it or read the manga?

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR TOKYO REVENGERS ANIME AND MANGA!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

so, we know that in chapter 275 of the manga (probably season 5 in the anime if we’re lucky) takemichi ends up dying by mikey’s hand, a blade through his chest (heart? stomach? idk i haven’t read the manga in a few months. i sobbed hysterically over his death and refused to open the manga back up. that was until chapter 276 came out, how foolish of me to believe takemichi wouldn’t stand back up like he always does. what a true mc)

funny enough, by using mikey’s hand, he’s able to time travel him and mikey, not just 12 years, but back to when they were kids (i think they were 8 or somewhere around there). thus they are able to help each other create their perfect ending.

though… this “perfect ending” can’t happen unless the characters who died stay dead. shinichiro, baji, emma, izana, draken. with these deaths, mikey indulges in his “dark impulses” and thus the kanto manji gang and toman gen 2 end up fighting to lead to takemichi’s death and end with the perfect book closing page.

it’s unfortunate. it makes me tear up, sob, want to throw up (maybe throw myself out the window) but everything needs to happen. not only the deaths but takemichi’s mental health diminishing needs to happen to. this (others teaching him how to fight and his visions) helps takemichi in the last battle to dodge, punch and get close to mikey.

though, how easily takemichi forgives?! boy just smiles off his pain and forgives others, especially in the final chapter??? he just has his beautiful dopey smile on his face when mikey recognized him and then they ride off into the sunset to save their future??? hell. no. i need everyone to put their fists up, stand in a line, and eat my fucking fist.

i need a takemichi villain arc series. would someone be willing to make that for me? what do you want? a cookie? therapy? a hug? emotional and mental stability? no mommy and daddy issues? (i can’t provide the last two unfortunately, still trying to figure that shit out myself lmfaooo. though, my dms are always open. i love chatting with people and sharing dark humor. muah!)

then again, this is why i whole heartedly admire takemichi. he may not be physically strong like the others but as mikey says, he’s incredibly mentally strong. he gets back up. he stays standing. he’s determined and won’t fall until he wins. he’s too kind. i love him so much guys you don’t understandddd. hina, please share, fuck i am on my knees, foaming at the mouth and barking.

ugh :( it’s okay michi. you get your perfect future, though, are you truly happy and at peace? just keep smiling, okay? anywhooo, you know, i could treat you better anyway! xoxo 😼🕺😽

[generalsmemories]

I SEE IT NOW, our man is just one hell of a smooth operator. (Thanks to your revelations I tried myself and stared at his hands some more, no complaints there 🤭) that smooth handy hand movement would be great for hand holding. Bet he’d be so sly about it too, random touches be it twirling hair or whatever, I jusy wanna be sly back.

I NEED HIM To exist but like happy he deserves happiness he 😭 i cant communicate for shit so as much as id love to ship this non-existent boy with me myself and I, I can’t. He deserves a good partner who could challenge him just right but also comfort him perfectly fine. HE DESERVES EVERYTHINGHGGGGF

anwyays

Stan Jing Yuan!!! Pixels over actual people!!

And again, much love, eat, stay safe, drink and as a special note I’d hope to believe we’re all on the same page to free Palestine.

tbh the glory of fanfiction and own imagination is the fact you're able to perceive a character in a certain way that benefits your own ideals and mind LMFAO - so imagine all u want that he can love you for who you are buddy, no harm in that.

i just write and publish online - so in a way i want him to stay canonically true to his personality.

BUT SO TRUE, 2D PEOPLE OVER REAL PEOPLE ! (AS LONG AS YOU KEEP IT HEALTHY!)

And I damn sure hope everyone of my followers are on the same page when it comes to Palestine, if they're not the unfollow button is right there for your perusal cause I sure as hell don't want you here if you support Isr*el.

[taylorhawkins]

I haven't been active on anything lately so I don't know, what kind of hate are the foos getting? also just why? how can anyone give them hate after what they're going through

Hi love ❤️ Ugh, so I haven’t seen it on tumblr, mainly just Instagram & Facebook & YouTube, but there’s been a lot of hate comments towards Josh, and to the band for continuing on without Taylor, calling them greedy and money hungry and saying they don’t care about him. Like??? It’s fucking ridiculous. I did think some of the new music is a little forced sounding - not that they’re trying to rush it or anything but just that they’re struggling to continue without him, which I think is a natural part of the healing process and I’ve seen it in other bands I love that lost a member. It’s not like they just went oh here’s the new guy we’re resuming as normal, they’re honoring him at every show and they made a record dedicated to him, I haven’t seen Dave get through one FF performance without tears since then, and Josh is an amazing guy AND he has the hawk logo all over his drums. And he was friends with Taylor. 🙄

It kinda reminds me of how many people just brushed over the rest of the band when Taylor died and singled out Dave as the only one that could be grieving. Like yes, maybe he took it the hardest since they were the closest, but I seldom heard how Pat must feel despite the fact that he’s lost 3 bandmates now, or how Nate must feel despite the fact that he knew Taylor and loved Taylor for 25 years too, or how Chris and Rami felt despite the fact they were best friends with Taylor too and were just as impacted by him. Like they are very open about how they’re all best friends, and the fact that Josh has stepped in to act as the glue to prevent them from drifting apart and to stick together during such a painful time makes me incredibly happy… I have no idea why other people see it as a bad thing. And the whole “greed” thing is probably coming from Karens who can’t wrap their head around the fact that most musicians make music because they love it, not because of the money, and that’s why they’re containing on as a band lmfao

I hate to give it attention but it was a lot of comments and it honestly shocked me, I was thinking the same thing. How can anybody be that fucking cruel and senseless after all they’ve been through is beyond me. I guess maybe it’s coming from a perspective of not wanting the band to be different or to see someone else behind the kit, but they have to move on and heal, and it’s selfish for people to not want them to do that. But then again there’s a lot of loonies out there that believe in wild conspiracies or that Dave worked him to death or forced him to do things against his will so who fucking knows 🤦🏻‍♀️

Thank you for the ask 💓💓 sorry I ranted a little there LOL

[togamicrying]

Homecoming

hi i wrote this instead of working on my final paper like a grown up. silly little fluff piece about the thh survivors meeting up to celebrate the completion of the hope’s peak reconstruction. naegi-centric bc he makes for the easiest pov haha.

this is soooo self indulgent LMFAO

roughly 2k words of schmaltz, possible part two featuring drunk shenanigans to follow but i make no promises. i’m going to have to write my paper sometime, lol

Almost seven years to the day the six survivors of the Hope’s Peak Academy mutual killing game escaped, they found themselves once again standing before the school’s massive entrance gate. Seven long years of painstakingly rebuilding the ruined world, of surviving against staggering odds, of keeping their hope in the future alive. Now, surrounded by the future they had strived for, everyone seemed to be at a profound loss for words.

Kirigiri was the first one to break the silence.

“Well, we can’t just stand around out here forever,” she chided, a sly smile ghosting across her lips as she spoke.

At her words, Naegi was suddenly struck with a profound sense of deja-vu. She had said something like that then, too, hadn’t she? He let out a breath he hadn’t realized he had been holding, immensely grateful -- as always -- for her ability to keep them moving. 

“She’s right,” came a cool voice from his other side. “Let’s get a move on, headmaster.” Togami punctuated the remark with the slightest nudge to Naegi’s side, and he suddenly felt bashful.

Headmaster. Though they had all helped out in the reconstruction effort, it was no secret that the project had been his baby, and none of them -- save himself and Kirigiri -- had yet to see the final culmination of their efforts. He felt a new current of nervous energy run through him at the thought of playing host. He allowed himself one deep breath in and out before --

“Alright, alright. Let’s go, then,” he laughed, unlocking the gate and stepping aside to let the others through.

Asahina pumped her fist as she jogged through the gate, seven years of hard work having only dampened her spirits slightly. She whooped loudly from several feet ahead of them before calling out, “Come on, slowpokes! I’m so ready to see what finishing touches Naegi-kun and Kirigiri-chan added since we were last here!”

Fukawa trailed behind her, a confidence to her gait that had been entirely absent during their escape. Her poor attitude, however, had remained largely intact -- “Not all of us are more muscle than brain, you know! It wouldn’t kill you to walk like the rest of us!” Nevertheless, her step hastened as she stalked after Asahina.

Hagakure loped through the gate next, entirely unconcerned with even attempting to keep pace with them, a brown paper bag held precariously under one arm.

Togami and Kirigiri lagged behind, opting to remain at the entrance with Naegi.

“Makoto, are you ready?” Kirigiri’s voice was gentle, but her eyes held a certain impatience. It occurred to Naegi that she was likely feeling a bit strange about everything as well, and a twinge of guilt ran through him at the thought.

“Yeah, I’m ready, sorry,” he said sheepishly, making no move to step through the gate despite himself. “It just... feels a bit strange, you know? I can’t believe we’re all back here again.”

Togami rolled his eyes, though Naegi failed to detect any venom in the act. If he didn’t know better, he’d almost say he looked fond.

“We’ve invested quite a bit of energy into this project. It’s foolish for you to be hesitating now that we’re at the finish line.”

There was no real bite to his voice, though Naegi pouted for the sake of ceremony anyways, before allowing a soft laugh to bubble through.

One last deep breath in and out, and he stepped through the gate, Kirigiri and Togami falling into step beside him.

As they approached the sturdy wooden doors of the school’s entrance, Hagakure waved his one free arm, flagging them down.

“Yo, Naegi-chi! You’ve gotta unlock the door too, dude!”

Naegi flushed, sprinting ahead to meet them while shouting a hurried apology. He registered a faint chuckle from behind him, though whether it came from Togami or Kirigiri, he wasn’t sure.

As he fit the key in the lock, Asahina spoke up from beside him.

“Hey, you know what? Last time we were all here -- like, that last time -- Naegi-kun called it a graduation. Does that make this, like, a homecoming?”

Togami snorted. “I can think of about a thousand places I’d sooner call home.”

“Whatever! I thought I sounded pretty cool -- it’s like, we’ve come full-circle, y’know?”

Though he remained unshaken at Asahina’s bristling tone, Togami’s disposition seemed to soften imperceptibly. “I suppose it’s apt, in a strictly metaphorical sense.”

Naegi laughed as he heard the click of the lock catch, pushing the door open.

“Homecoming.” His voice was almost a whisper as he spoke. “Yeah, I think that feels right, Asahina-san.”

He felt the gentle pressure of Kirigiri’s hand on his shoulder and smiled, before leading the group through the threshold.

»»———-　　———-«« 

Once they had settled around the largest table available in the dining hall, Hagakure eagerly rummaged through the paper bag before retrieving a deep blue bottle, the glass frosted over beneath an expensive-looking label. Placing it on the table with a sort of manic pride, he turned to Naegi.

“Alright! Togami-chi shelled out for the good stuff, so it’d be a waste not to drink it properly! Naegi-chi, you wanna help me grab some glasses?”

Naegi laughed, rising to accompany him. “Sure, but it’s not like we stock any o-choko for it -- we are a school, you know.”

Hagakure shrugged, “that’s fine -- we’ll make do with some good old fashioned shot glasses!”

The four remaining at the table exchanged a series of looks ranging from bemused to exhausted as Naegi followed Hagakure to the kitchen. Asahina sighed.

“Seasons change, but you can always count on that guy to be thick-headed, huh?”

Fukawa snickered, before breaking out into a wide grin.

“Wait, did that oaf say that you paid for that sake?”

Togami faltered under her accusatory tone for just a moment before gathering himself. “Among other things. He seemed to be under the impression that one bottle would be insufficient for his purposes.” He punctuated the remark with a kick to the bag, allowing them all to hear the sound of clinking glass at the motion.

Realization dawned on Asahina’s face, and she burst into peals of laughter, drowning out Fukawa’s snide giggling.

"You guys went shopping together?"

A barely-there snort from Kirigiri, sat beside him, was enough to refracture his composure. Togami grimaced.

“It’s not as if it was my idea. When I heard him telling Naegi about how he was planning on picking up some ‘brewskies’ --” the word was spat out, dripping with disdain “-- I had to intervene.”

Unfazed, Asahina snorted. “So it totally was your idea to go shopping together!” Nearly in tears, she leaned against Fukawa for support. 

“It was my idea to save us all from having to choke down whatever swill he picked out,” Togami huffed, crossing his arms and looking uncharacteristically childish. “You’re welcome, by the way.”

Another snort from beside him. “How noble,” Kirigiri drawled. 

Whatever response Togami had planned for her was cut off by the sudden -- very noisy -- reentrance of Naegi and Hagakure from the kitchen. Hagakure, precariously balancing four juice glasses between the fingers of one hand, a pack of soda gripped in the other, called out to them.

“Naegi-chi stocked up on chaser too! Dunno how well sake and soda will go down, but it’s better than nothing, yeah?”

Naegi, for his part, trailed behind him with the remaining two glasses in hand. “Those were for the students,” he sighed with all the exhaustion of a man who had clearly spent the better part of the past two minutes arguing that point.

“I’ll make a note to restock before the semester starts.” Kirigiri’s voice was even as ever, though Naegi noticed the mirth behind her eyes. “If I’m being honest, I expected something like this would happen when you suggested we all meet here. Frankly, if we only wind up being down one pack of soda, I’d say we’re in a good position.”

“See dude? Kirigiri-chi says it’s no big deal too!” Hagakure set the glasses down at his place on the table before sliding one out to each of them in turn. Naegi issued a silent prayer of thanks for Kirigiri’s reflexes as she just barely stopped hers from falling off the edge.

He handed one of the glasses in his hand off to Hagakure before sliding down between Kirigiri and Togami, nervously fiddling with the rim of his own cup.

“I know,” he sighed. “I guess it’s just kind of nerve-wracking being this close to reopening. I keep waiting for something to go horribly wrong,” he laughed, though any humor that might have been in it was strained.

“I don’t know if I’d call a missing pack of soda ‘horribly wrong,’ Naegi-kun,” Asahina chimed in gently. “Everything’s gonna be totally fine, okay? You’ve got this!” She threw a thumbs-up his way as she spoke, earning a scoff from Fukawa.

“All of you are so dense,” she grumbled, looking around the table in exasperation. “It’s not about the soda, it’s about what the soda r-represents! It’s a symbol -- t-the first domino in a chain reaction,” her voice began catching as she ramped up.

Naegi’s fidgeting worsened subtly, and Togami glowered. “You’re not helping,” he snapped.

“And y-you are?” Fukawa tugged on the end of the one long braid she had slung over her shoulder. “All of you are so insensitive!”

Kirigiri cleared her throat sharply. “None of you are helping right now,” she said plainly, before turning to Naegi who, indeed, didn’t look any better for all of their comments.

“It’s... normal to feel apprehensive right now,” she started, an edge of discomfort in her voice as she struggled to sound soothing rather than curt. “We’ve all been through more than enough to warrant that.”

“Yeah, man. The tragedy was like... a total bummer. Hard to move past something like that,” Hagakure’s voice carried an uncharacteristic heaviness to it as he spoke. “But Asahina-chi’s right, you’ve totally got this! Ultimate Hope it up, dude!”

Naegi stilled, finger frozen in place on the rim of his glass. The others gaped at him, aghast.

All of them jumped in surprise when Naegi suddenly tipped his head back and let out a full body-shaking stream of laughter before slamming forward to lean on the table.

“The tragedy --” he gasped out between laughs “-- was --” another gasp of air “-- a total bummer?” He looked over at Hagakure’s unnerved expression, clearly having not received the reaction he anticipated from his words of comfort.

Asahina was the first to recover from the outburst. “Geez, you broke Naegi-kun,” she snickered, elbowing an increasingly distressed Hagakure, “way to go!”

Naegi’s gaze flicked over to her, shooting her a shaky grin as he struggled to compose himself.

“What! I totally didn’t mean to do that -- I was trying to be like, comforting and stuff!”

Naegi laughed again, tension slowly draining from his posture. “Don’t worry,” he snickered, “weirdly, I think that actually worked -- thank you, really.”

Hagakure sagged with relief. Togami rolled his eyes for what must have been the thousandth time that day, though he, likewise, seemed noticeably less tense than a few moments before.

“’Total bummer,’” he scoffed. “Honestly, read one book.”

Fukawa smirked, “I’d recommend S-see Spot Run as a good starting point.”

“Hey!” Hagakure cried out, indignant, “I read! And not just the easy stuff either -- I could totally school you all on panpsychic theory!”

Sensing a squabble, Naegi intervened before anyone could speak further on Hagakure’s literacy skills.

“We came here to celebrate, didn’t we?” He reached across the table for the bottle, forgotten up to this point. “Togami-kun, you paid, so I think you should do the honors.”

He extended the bottle towards him, smiling, but Togami simply shook his head.

“Be that as it may, I think it would be more appropriate for you to take on that role -- we wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for you, after all.”

He paused for a moment, flushing slightly at the sincerity of his own words. “It’s servant’s work anyways,” he continued, pushing the bottle towards Naegi with increased force, “you’re much more suited to the task than I am, certainly.”

Asahina booed from across the table, but Naegi just rolled his eyes good-naturedly.

“If you insist,” he teased, uncapping the bottle and pouring a small amount in each glass. When he was finished, he tipped his own glass in the air ever so slightly.

“I’ve never been great at speeches -- you guys all know that by now,” he began, a sheepish grin curling across his face. “But I just want you all to know how much I appreciate having you here with me,” his eyes began to cloud with tears, and he blinked harshly to clear them.

“Told you he was going to cry,” Fukawa whispered to Asahina who, misty-eyed herself, simply smacked her on the arm.

Naegi just smiled wider. “I really, really have no idea how I would have made it through any of this without you guys. I just want all of you to know that.” He shifted nervously on his feet, “so, uh, thanks.” He sat back down with a slightly nervous laugh.

“Oh! Right!” he said, suddenly snapping-to and re-lifting his cup.

“To our homecoming!”

To his absolute joy, despite their varying levels of enthusiasm, every one of them said it back.

[ancaliime]

there is Drama in the family, pertaining to an auntie committing fraud through my deceased grandmother and another auntie involving herself—the two of them are trying to play everyone—and of course my mom as per usual took one side throughout the drama itself and then after more alcohol turned on my dad and then me, and she and i fought worse than we have for years. she tried to drag me into how unfair she was being, then started on me, and to be fair i fucking went for it because i had experienced everything that had happened and couldn’t believe how unfair she was being when her tune was the polar opposite not even an hour earlier.

as always, she accused both of us of shouting and screaming despite none of that happening—classic abuser tactic—and told us we were both ~hateful~ because we pointed out some home truths about everything—another abuser tactic, putting guilt on us when we’re simply fighting back and being honest—and i told her point blank that i don’t care for my dickhead of an aunt manipulating everyone by telling them she suddenly can’t cope because she got called on her shit. when i pointed out that said aunt has also been an absolute bitch to mom AND is the one who made nana sick in the first place it got turned into how ~~hateful~~ i am. lmfao, screw it. when someone is always turning the narrative against you because they’re losing, what is the fucking point. my brother asked what happened later and when i told him he simply said “yep, she does that all the time, who could have guessed”, so here we are.

i just, i’ve been here god only knows how many times before but it’s absolutely unreal to deal with someone who won’t look at themselves; someone who will always point the blame elsewhere, someone who will always tell you you’re wrong and paint that picture. she wouldn’t dare be as openly abusive as she was when i was younger because she knows she’s lost that power now—she can’t invade my space, stand there for hours glaring with her arms crossed, taking my things, screaming at me, being physically aggressive, threatening me and getting in my face. she can’t do it because i’ve given her some real hell since i became bigger and stronger than her and she hates hearing it. up until now she’s almost been apprehensive to start on me—the last time she did, i told her she was a horrible person and refused to back down when she tried to force me to apologise the next day. then she stopped speaking to me for a few days, lmfao. but fuck me, i’d forgotten how absolutely insane it is to get into it with her. the gaslighting and mental gymnastics are insane. on my life i would rather jump off a cliff and die than ever, ever turn out like this.

[commanderbuffy]

This is unrelated but I just wanted to tell someone lmfao 🤣😂. But where I work which is a school btw an old one at that. We have tunnels dating back to 1920's. And I finally after going to school here and now working here I finally got to go into them! Let me say it's a heck of a lot of fun!!! Also cant wait for the update tonight! Sad it's the last chapter tho. But very much looking forward to the one shots and the next fanfic 😊.

My college had old tunnels! So cool!

I can’t believe we’re here!!!