#i hope you are all enjoying the brainrot

[apollos-boyfriend]

i just went through your creepypasta tag please god i can’t get back into creepypasta it’s been like 10 years i can’t do this to myself again but GODDDD I WANT TO SO BADDDDDD

every time i get one of these type of asks i only grow stronger. oooooo you wanna get back into creepypasta so bad oooooooo join me in my brainrot

[1hellofacookie]

Her job

is...

Beach?

and kissing women

kenjoy

[svtskneecaps]

i'm still stuck on the purgatories so here's a list of purgatory 2 moments simply off the top of my head that deserve to be remembered:

aimsey ducking all of axolotl team alone in a cave with literally half a heart

goose gang fucking descending on the raccoon base and absolutely wrecking shop

ethan crankgameplays clutching up for team panda during the capture the flag game by being the only one hanging out in the center and periodically checking the chests, earning them a shitton of flags and clutching multiple rounds

crow team's egg taking 0 damage

pac doxxing goose gang's egg in the last second

shelby shubble as the last member of her team online writing a letter to aimsey and sharing the world's most devastating ten minutes before her team was eliminated with one of the eye creatures (coco? i forgot lol)

badboyhalo absolutely fucking DEMOLISHING the battleship event on like 2 hours of sleep and a dream

wuant(?) stealing a tv from the battleship event and then playing portuguese ice age on it for the crows lmfao

tubbo djing for his team while waiting for the time for a goose gambit

theguill CRASHING THROUGH THE FUCKING CEILING of the raccoon team's hidey hole like the fucking kool aid man in a last effort to save his team and 4v1 or 5v1 ing team raccoon; he lost but that was such an epic fucking moment

theguill and etoiles pvping and each hyping the other's skills the entire time

seapeekay escaping cellbit and baghera and then stealing their boats and rocketing past to tease them about it; that shit was iconic

kenny going mad with power collecting sand on literally day 1

the english speaking squirrels taking actual physical notes on portuguese phrases (i think)

lgbtiba

i may add more this is an off the top of my head list but like got DAMN i like these events :D i like them a lot

[tiistirtipii]

Only Friends + Textposts part 13/?

[zoe-creates]

🫣😈

I have absolutely no regrets.

[sevikasenby]

sevika loving to hear you beg and plead her to fuck you while she teases you by only rubbing her cock against your cunt, rocking her hips so she prods against your wet entrance, making you think she’s gonna fuck you but only drags her cock that’s coated with your arousal back up to clit and just as you’re about to come, she drills her cock into you.

[oneluckydragon]

The wives of all time? The wives of all time!!

@s1nn0hh I love Gaia and Erida so much c:

[jessamine-rose]

*lovingly tackles Aine*

Read my Yandere! Pierro longfics first ♪( ´▽｀)

Last week, my beloved mutual @ainescribe surprised me with Savior! Darling fan art and AHAI9232@2-!/! CRYING SCREAMING I WANT TO LOOK AT THIS ART AND WORSHIP YOUR VERSION OF SAVIOR THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BLESSING ME WITH YOUR ART—

*clears throat* Anyway, now that I finally have the time to properly sit down and comment on the fan art, I’ll do just that. Feedback will be in the tags and it will be unhinged. Once again, thank you so much to Aine for drawing this <3

[cicadidae-tm9899]

LET'S FUCKING GOOO!!

(ignore the fact that these are pretty much exactly the same) i fully locked in for 2 straight hours to finish this. it's 2am. but he's so handsome...<3 <3 <3 now all i need to do is memorize how i drew his hair so i can draw him all the time.

[palahnyook]

With the coming of words, love writes and is then overwritten; love is marginalia illegibly scrawled in your own illegible hand. In time, love becomes a dense manuscript, a palimpsest of inscrutable, epic proportions, one love is overlaying another, thick and hot and stinking of beds. It's an unreadable mess.

— A Certain Hunger, Chelsea G. Summers

[infinite-orangepeel]

🦅🌷🌿 dirty paws ch. 2: squid ink is up & ready to be read on ao3!🍓🦊🌙

read it here

(art by ana @rrrrraatt)

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[bl-inkstone]

changed my tune so fast just bc of youtube autoplay lmao ok here have some sagau diluc thoughts

the player, diluc thinks, is an incredibly endearing being.

he's come a long way from the curt and wary attitude he used to put on around the traveler (and by extension, you), and today is one of those days where he finds himself privately thanking whatever powers there may be that allowed your paths to cross, with him staring at the reflection of you hidden deep within the traveler's eyes in the wake of his fight with the abyss that fateful night in mondstadt.

as one of the first people to have their constellations manifest in the sky of teyvat, diluc is more than aware that the fact that you still choose to ask for his company in your (or, well, the traveler's) journey is a gift he must treasure deeply. he knows that it is your presence in this world that gives vision bearers a chance to become something greater than they presently are. he also knows that he is no longer as impressive of a companion in battle as he used to be from back when the sky wasn't as bright as it is now (when the world you knew was smaller and he was still a figure that you could look to and proudly call "your main").

but you always come back to him. when he least expects it, you invite him back to your party and diluc can't help but privately think, privately wish, that it's because you're as fond of him as he is of you.

standing in silent prayer while you bestow upon him artifacts that thrum with divine power is an experience he can never tire of. the claymores you give him, the food he eats, all the materials he needs to reach a breakthrough in his capabilities... he understands that you aren't teyvat's creator, but this world and everything in it seems to exist just for you. you, the provider, the sustainer, the beloved of all. sometimes, diluc feels that everything he has and ever worked for have all been for the sake of one day meeting you.

he's not a religious man by principle, and he loathes people of absolute power. the only exception to this, however, is you. he's not foolish enough to believe you're some omnipotent, omniscient being that lords above all. no, you're not like that. he knows this because the longer he journeys with the traveler and feels their bond strengthen, the faint whispers he used to strain himself to hear grow clearer and clearer until finally, one day, he hears you.

you're both nothing and everything he thought you'd be. you view the world of teyvat with so much awe and joy that it's infectious, and he finds himself smiling more often than not to the privilege of finally hearing you. the traveler always looks at him with an understanding smile when diluc slows down in their travels to listen to you. he lives for the moments when you talk to yourself or to someone else (a companion of your own, maybe? from your place beyond the stars?) because this is how he learns. your favorite food, your favorite nations, your favorite "characters" and more. he holds every morsel of information you unknowingly give close to his chest where all his affections and wishes hide. he likes to think that this way, he can be closer and better for you.

but he knows he's not the only one who hears you, and it is the traveler that is closest to you out of all them. even so, diluc harbors no ill will to the avatar you chose to see and travel the world through. you're so fond of the traveler, and how could he ever come to loathe anything graced by your love?

he knows how to play nice. it helps that most of your other chosen are people he can find himself enjoying the company of as well. diluc understands that as much as he wants to be the sole holder of your attention, the world does not function that way. he's willing to extend an olive branch so long as they can all work together to keep you present in teyvat. he can worry about his more aggressive competition later when they aren't at risk of being caught in such an unsightly state by you — all that matters to him, right now, is how to keep your gaze on him for just a little longer and keep you from leaving him again.

it's a daunting thing to be so close to your grace. you take diluc to lands he'd never thought he'd visit again, to ruins of civilizations long past, domains with unimaginable horrors and have him run, claymore and vision burning at his hip, into fight after fight at your command. it's tiring at best and painful at worst, but you always take care to heal him and his companions before leaving, and you always lead them somewhere safe to rest until teyvat brightens and you come again.

his current companions (his "supports", he inwardly preens) rest and talk amongst themselves once they feel your presence leave. it used to be something they, your chosen, would panic over, but now that they've gotten more used to you and all the signs that pointed that yes, this is your will, they've grown to be able to tolerate the harrowing chill that comes when your warmth leaves them. diluc leans back on his chair in front of good hunter to observe them. they're all people he's come to grow fond of in time: diona was prickly, yes, but ha become pleasant to be around once they grew past their misunderstandings. the young master of the feiyun commerce guild, xingqiu, was also a reliable companion both in and outside of battle, and for all his faults, venti has proven himself to be a devout believer, unwilling to be a burden to you or the party you've guided him towards.

under normal circumstances, he never would've met and forged such strong bonds with these people. if not for your own interference, he never would've bothered getting to know any of them at all. though he may have his own gripes and complaints at times of how their dynamic works when you're not around, diluc is still fond of them. he's grateful for the opportunity to grow close to people again, and traveling the world alongside them and the traveler has become one of the few things he's begun to look forward to outside of his duties as "diluc, master of dawn winery." when the day is done and he can sit and relax with them in the tables in front of good hunter, he can rest in the company of others who understand the near-maddening pull in his chest that draws him to try and get closer, closer, to you.

it's days like these where diluc quietly thanks whatever it is brought you to them, and prays that one day, he will no longer have to search through the traveler's eyes to see you.

[electromignion]

YALL ONCE AGAIN LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve been lucky enough to c0mmission @parallaks-art who is a very skillful and amazing artist, so I went for their experimental sketch and asked for a Jeremy Bradshaw portrait (and I had been waiting to be able to commission them FOR YEARS because I’ve always LOVED their art style and also because I’ve been always wanting to be able to support them 🥹🥹) and I caved in and also asked for a duo portrait of Vipin Khurana and Olivia Hoskins 🥹💜

And I feel so grateful because they’ve been bearing with me and all the headcanons I had for them all, especially as they weren’t familiar with Bridgewater at all I over shared way too much information (as you know after all Bridgewater has been on my mind 24/24 for a year and half now) AND AAAA THEY WERE SO MINDFUL WITH THE DETAILS AND ALL AND THEIR VIBES ARE SO THEM IT’S SO IMMACULATE AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY I HAD TO SHARE THEM WITH YOU ALL /pos

[averlym]

character designs for podcast musical (musical podcast?) @perfecttimeseleven // notes on the designs below the cut

hello there! usually i put commentary in the tags but i had too much to write this time.. thank you for clicking. have this uncoloured version as tribute. for ease of presentation i have once again made pptx slides :)

links for context: hcs and edits by CC @litanyofthemartyrs // scheherazade, [cc's px11 fic, incredible] // visual research sheets (under the cut) by me // the official art by @elliotly, which you can probably find on his tumblr(but is in too many posts for me to bother linking). enjoy!

[sammike-sims-4-anon]

@thecryptidart1st Hi it's me, that Sims 4 Anon from like two months ago lol

I found my old sammike sims 😭 I updated them to make them ~prettier~ but here's how I pictured Sammy and Mike back in like 2020

I think the story line that I came up with is that after Charlie died, their mom left Henry and took Samuel with her. Now years later, Samuel has come back to Hurricane to investigate the truth of his sister's death and his father's disappearance. He starts looking into the Freddy's locations, equipped with an old camera in classic teen sleuth fashion, and slowly starts to connect William Afton to the murders of the missing children. Cue Michael's entrance (pre-Sister Location—I was thinking this is probably around 1993 at this point), and while the two strongly distrust one another at first, they begrudgingly start working together to uncover and undo whatever William is up to. They slowly get closer and then, well ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Yes I did create a new blog for this because I'm shy and I didn't want anyone on my main blog to see this 🙈

[lesbianslugreaction]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Ghosts (TV 2019) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: The Captain/Lieutenant Havers (Ghosts TV 2019) Characters: Lieutenant Havers (Ghosts TV 2019), The Captain (Ghosts TV 2019) Additional Tags: Episode: s05e05 Carpe Diem (Ghosts TV 2019), Fix-It, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, POV Lieutenant Havers (Ghosts TV 2019), Fluff and Angst, First Kiss, Canonical first names for Havers and the Captain, Captain noises (TM), The Captain Lives, Havers destroys Cartwright (we love to see it), Brief mentions of war and wartime injuries, they get the happy ending they deserve Summary:

As if on cue, Havers sees a man entering the hall from his periphery. Somehow both determined and unsure in his step, the man walks towards the center of the room.

Havers turns to look at him, and there he is. The Captain. His Captain.

Their eyes meet across the room, and if Havers were a more poetic man, he might describe the scene as one where time halts to still as two old friends are reunited after five long years spent apart, longing, yearning.

(Or: a fix-it of the scene from 05x05 through Havers' eyes)