#i hope those of you who celebrate had a good hanukkah and happy holidays to everyone

[thisalienartist]

roudise week - day 7: holidays

i can't believe it's over already, but thank you all for your love on my stuff this week! and a huge thank you to the organizers for putting on this event! for today i have louise celebrating hanukkah with rudy <3 @roudiseshipweek

[ID: a digital drawing of rudy stieblitz and louise belcher from bob's burgers in a semi-realistic style. rudy is a white boy with short red hair in a blue t-shirt and red shorts. louise is a white girl with dark hair in pigtails and freckles in a green dress, a pink hat with bunny ears, and purple tights with runs in them. she's wearing a colorful friendship bracelet and she has a band-aid on her elbow. they're sitting on the floor, leaning against a wooden cabinet. louise is eating from a bowl of stew with a fork. there's a latke on the edge of her bowl. rudy is looking down at louise's bowl. he has a bowl of stew in his lap and is holding a torn piece of challah. they're both smiling softly. on the floor next to louise is a dreidel and several gold coins. on the cabinet, in the background, is a gold menorah with blue candles. all nine candles are lit. there's also a plate of doughnuts on the cabinet. /END ID]

[unmotivatedwrit3r]

Cloudy Christmastime

damian wayne x reader x jonathan kent

(A/N): Before anyone protests, I headcanon the Wayne family as celebrating both Jewish holidays like Yom Kippur and Hanukkah as well as Christmas and Easter because yes, Bruce is ethnically Jewish (though may have done Christmas as well) but Dick/Jason/Tim/Steph would have likely celebrated Christmas. So they do both.

Anyway, this is a christmas gift for @glorified-red and literally the 5th take on this fic bc they first said Hallmark movie, then damijon hallmark movie, then whump. And then it took me three tries to get something I was close to happy with so I hope you enjoy. This ended up being a mix of domestic fluff and h/c.

warnings: sensory overload

wc: ~2600

~~

“Tell me again why Santa doesn’t bring us gifts if he’s real. Like our dads have met him. And he still doesn’t bring us presents,” Jon lamented from the couch, bundled up in four blankets. 

From your spot on the floor by the tree, you looked up, an eyebrow raised in amusement. “Because we’re not kids anymore? And how do you know Santa ever brought us gifts?�� 

“Perhaps,” Damian added, passing Jon a cup of hot chocolate. He placed a second cup on the coffee table and lifted one to his lips. “He only brought gifts to people to make a point. I never received any from him as a child but father has gotten many over the years.” 

Jon listed to the side, head landing on Damian’s shoulder. “I think that’s worse.”

For the first time in a while, Jon felt Damian’s huff of laughter more than he heard it. Your small chuckle was similarly inaudible. Jon hated solar flaring. Not only was it a pain to deal with for the day and change—one could argue he got either lucky or really unlucky by solar flaring the morning of Christmas Eve—but it always threw his senses out of whack as they trickled back in. And, with the gray skies of Gotham’s winter, Jon was expecting it to be even weirder than usual. It was worth it though, to him, in order to spend the day itself with his partners. It was enough that the Kent family Christmas Eve was ruined by Lex Luthor. He wasn’t going to let his Christmas day be ruined too. 

“I’m sorry, mi sol,” you offered with a shrug and a smile. Jon met your grin with his own. A full-body shiver wracked his frame. Your gaze turned concerned. “You okay?” 

“Yeah,” Jon agreed, “Just chilly.” Damian’s arm wrapped further around Jon, pulling their sides flush against each other. Jon maneuvered the blankets away to soak in his warmth. 

“Ameli, we can turn the heat up,” Damian offered. 

“Nope,” Jon argued, nuzzling into Damian’s neck. “This is good.” Damian’s resulting huff of air teased at the hair on the top of Jon’s head. 

“Mi luna?” You asked from the floor. Damian turned to look at you. Jon followed, eyes traveling over the mound of presents arranged under the tree. There was a pile around the back of the tree against the wall for Damian’s family (Jon still needed to give Dick his gift from the Hanukkah celebration a couple weeks ago. The blue dreidel paper was obvious against the sea of brown, red, and green wrapping paper.), and a smaller one for yours. The empty gap left behind after the Kent Christmas was already filled in with a large box Jon was like ninety percent sure was a new easel for Damian. You ordered it, not him, but Jon couldn’t think of anything else on any of your lists that was even close to that size. “Can you hand me that please?” You gestured to a precarious stack on the coffee table. 

Damian acquiesced, passing over a teetering pile of vaguely book-shaped items. Who those were for was anyone’s guess. Jon was grateful Alfred had helped you and him pay for some of the gifts for Damian. Looking at the gift tags, it otherwise would have been horribly uneven. And Damian himself wouldn’t have minded, Jon knew, but you and him would have been upset about it anyway. He deserves the world, your rohi. Damian pulled out his phone and snapped a picture of you, still arranging presents under the tree. He showed it quickly to Jon before texting it to him immediately. 

“This look okay?” You asked, peeking out from behind the tree. Jon looked it over. He wasn’t sure what he was looking for exactly, but he also wasn’t exactly the reigning opinion on artistic presentation. 

“It looks fine, hayati” Damian said, eyes still trained on his phone. You narrowed your eyes at him. 

“You didn't even look.” 

Damian turned to look at you. “Because I knew it looked fine, beloved.” His eyes scanned the presents. “And it does.” 

You shook your head at him, exasperated, before conceding and sitting heavily on the couch. Scooching in, you nearly pressed up against Jon’s other side. 

“Come closer,” He whined, untangling a hand from the blankets to grab yours. “You’re warm.” 

Jon could feel the look exchanged over his head. 

“I’m not that warm,” you argued even as you grabbed the TV remote from the coffee table and arranged the blankets so that you could fit underneath. “You’re just cold.” 

Jon shrugged. The hand that wasn’t holding yours reached underneath Damian’s shirt and he swore, grabbing Jon’s wrist to keep its chill away. Another look passed over Jon’s head. He wondered sometimes if the two of you were aware he knew what you were doing and just didn’t care. Probably. 

“Are you sure you’re okay, amorcito?” You asked. Jon shrugged. 

“It’s cold outside and I’m human but otherwise yeah. I have you two,” he added smugly. Damian’s playful shoulder hit came at the same time as your muttered “sap.” Jon grinned. “So because I’m sick—sort of—I get to pick the movie. And we’re watching Santa Claus is Coming to Town.” Despite the protests on both sides, the movie was playing before Damian could even get up to turn the lights off. To the side of the couch, the lights on the Christmas tree bathed the room in a soft white glow. 

~

Jon awoke to a cold bed. On a good day, he’d wake with the sun—or whenever it wormed its way through the bedroom’s black out curtains—or to an international emergency. Okay, not that the emergency was good, just that he was feeling good enough to know it was happening. On a bad day, all bets were off. Jon stuck his hand out of the covers, searching blindly for his phone. After a moment of finding nothing but the wood of the end table, the scratchiness of the sheets was unignorable and he gave up, flinging back the covers to get out of bed. Hanging over the side of the dresser was a dark red sweatshirt. Jon grabbed it and tugged it on, rubbing his arms to get the lingering echo of the sheets off his skin. His off kilter super hearing zeroed in on the crooning of Michael Bublé before zooming back out into the general background noise coming from the kitchen. Jon winced, squaring his shoulders. That was a bad sign. But it was Christmas; he’d be fine. 

A quick squint at his phone told Jon that it was just after noon. No wonder the bed was cold. Jon shivered, then grabbed a pair of your fuzzy socks before opening the bedroom door. 

The smell of cinnamon and chocolate coming from the kitchen was pleasant rather than unbearable. Jon let himself breathe it in as he approached quietly. He didn’t even notice you behind him—though that was often true of an average day—before there were arms around his waist and a head on his shoulder. He let himself lean back into the warmth of you. 

“Merry Christmas, mi amor. How are you feeling?” you inquired. Hot breath ghosted across his neck. Jon shrugged. 

“Fine. Excited for today.” He spun around to face you, eyes taking in your christmas pj pants and sweater with a Robin logo. Over your shoulder, Jon could see flashes of blue, likely Damian’s nightwing sweatshirt. “Merry Christmas,” he added, tucking his nose into the spot just underneath your ear for just a moment. No matter what his super senses were like, he took comfort in the smell of the two of you. A hand weaved through his hair, a kiss pressed to the top of his head. Jon pulled back just enough to give you a peck on the lips before being spun around into a kiss from Damian. 

“Merry Christmas, my heart,” Jon muttered, pressing a second lingering kiss to Damian’s jawline. A steady heartbeat pulsed under his fingers, wrapped around Damian’s wrist. 

“Good morning,” Damian said, wrapping an arm around Jon to keep him close. Jon blindly reached out and a second calloused hand found his. A second warm body curled around him. He missed your heartbeats’ song in his ears, but Damian’s pounding steadily under his ear and yours fluttering underneath his fingertips was good enough for right then. “Are you alright?” Damian continued. “It’s late.” His voice was echoey underneath Jon’s ear and Jon flinched instinctively. The two of you reacted immediately, pulling back. 

“Jon?” you asked, voice laced with concern. 

“Yeah,” he managed. “I’m mostly good. About as expected, you know?” Jon offered up a smile. By the looks on your faces, it didn’t do as much reassurance as he’d hoped. “I’m sorry I slept so late.” 

“Don’t apologize,” Damian argued. “There is no reason to.” 

“Yeah, I guess,” Jon sighed. 

“How are you feeling about breakfast, mi sol?” You asked, tangling your fingers with his. 

“Sounds good,” Jon agreed. 

~

“Oh yeah I should definitely send Dick a text to thank him. And also say Merry Christmas,” Jon said, flopping down on the couch after breakfast. With his partners looking happy, Christmas music in the background, and a breakfast of vegan pancakes in his stomach, Jon could almost forget about the buzzing under his skin. 

“Tt,” Damian scoffed. “He would have swapped with me anyway. Gordon and Father are both working tonight so it was pointless for him to have the evening off.”

Jon shrugged. “Still, doesn’t hurt to say thanks.” 

“Say hi from me too,” you yelled over the running kitchen sink. After a moment more, the water shut off and Jon released a silent sigh at the absence of an irritating bit of noise. He was lucky the x-ray vision hadn’t started acting up. Not only was that like the antithesis of Christmas presents (his mom kept presents out of the house or in a lead box until morning for that very reason), but it was also a huge pain and the hardest to hide. Screwy touch and hearing was more than enough. Dishware clanked around in the kitchen as Damian sat beside Jon on the couch. 

“No change?” He asked, reaching for a Nightwing mug of cider on the coffee table. 

Jon shrugged. “Nope, nothing yet.” Damian narrowed his eyes and Jon attempted to start coming up with excuses. At the very least, he could probably get Damian to leave it alone until after gifts. Less so if you noticed too and started teaming up on him. 

“Ready for presents?” You asked, sitting down on the other side of Damian. You raised the untouched Superman mug to your lips, eyes scanning over Jon. 

“Yes!” Jon butt in before you could say anything. “Let’s do it.” 

You and Damian exchanged a look. On the floor below, the elevator dinged, releasing a family with a horde of kids. “Okay,” you conceded, standing to grab the first load of presents.

In the apartment directly underneath, the front door squealed open. A load of presents was slammed down on the floor beside him. Three kids squealed “gramma!” in unison. Jon’s hoodie was all of the sudden suffocating him. 

Jon jumped up and yanked the sweatshirt over his head, pawing the sleeves off before yanking his socks off too. He didn’t care where they ended up. His hands went up to press against his ears. Stumbling over his own feet, Jon meandered backwards until his back slammed into a wall and then slid down, knees up and head with ears still covered in between them. Sounds zoomed in and out. All of the sudden, he could hear Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer playing eight floors down, then A Christmas Carol on someone’s TV across the street. Focus! Jon yelled at himself through all the noise. One steady beat came into focus, then another. 

Until there was a soft item brushing his feet, Jon didn’t realize he had company. A steady beat pulsed in his ears, too loud even for its familiarity. He pulled the blanket close. Something plastic nudged his shoulder and Jon grabbed it instinctively, slamming special-made headphones over his ears. The sounds faded down into something manageable. Jon took a deep breath. And then another. He didn’t need to hear to know that the two of you were there. When he reached out tentatively with his sense of smell, the usual wave of cinnamon-vanilla-brown sugar-clove and somethings just the two of you tempered by pine and peppermint was comforting rather than overwhelming. Jon let it wash over him, clutching the soft weighted blanket to his chest. 

When he cracked his eyes open, two blurs blinked into focus as his partners, leaning against the back of the couch and hands linked. Damian’s head rested on your shoulder, one of your hands tangled in his hair. Jon noticed as soon as Damian saw he was up. He almost slammed his head into your chin as he shot up and Jon huffed a laugh.  

“Ameli?” Damian asked. Your eyes locked onto Jon’s. 

“You guys shouldn’t sit on the floor,” Jon responded. “It’s bad for your backs.”

You offered Jon a hand, ignoring his remark completely. Jon’s chest ached. If you weren’t willing to banter, he’d scared you. “How are you feeling?”   

Jon took the hand and stood, adjusting the headphones so they stayed on his head. He tossed the blanket over his shoulder and reached his other hand out towards Damian before tugging the both of you up and towards the couch. 

“I’m okay,” Jon reassured you, sitting down on the couch. “I promise.” When neither of you moved, he tugged you both down on top of him, interrupting the bat-assessment written all over Damian’s face.  

“Promise like this morning?” Damian argued. Jon winced. 

“Okay, yeah maybe I shouldn’t have—”

“Been a self-sacrificial dumbass as if we don’t a) know you and b) want you to talk to us?” You cut in. Jon could read the hurt underneath the anger clear as day. His fingers brushed over two sets of knuckles, one scarred from years of fighting without protective gear, the other dry from the winter air. 

“I know. I just wanted today to be a good day, you know? We never get uninterrupted holidays.” Jon resisted the urge to pull his hands away from yours and curl into himself. The two burning gazes on him were ones of love and concern, though, not judgment. 

“And for some reason you think accommodating you makes the day worse, why?” Damian asked. Jon didn’t have an answer. 

“We love you, Jon. Eres nuestro pareja. We picked ‘partners’ for a reason, yeah?”  You squeezed his hand in yours. 

“Yeah,” he agreed, head dropping to your shoulder. Silence was heavy in the room for a moment. 

“You choose what we do next,” Damian stated, tugging the blacket from its bundled blob to instead cover you and Jon. 

Jon moved from your shoulder to halfway on top of Damian, tugging you on top of him. “You guys are going to squish me in between you while we watch a movie and then we can do presents?” 

You shot him a wicked smile. Jon shrieked as Damian pulled him bodily half on top of him along the couch, cut off when you landed nearly on top of Jon. 

“Good?” You asked. Jon let himself sink into Damian, arms coming up to wrap around your waist. 

“Yeah,” he said. “Good.”

Damian grabbed the remote. “We’re not watching Elf.”

Jon stuck his tongue out at him.  

[that-basic-simp]

Holiday Surprise

Lara Croft x Fem! Reader CW: N/A WC: 1k+ A/N: Merry Christmas to those who celebrate! Happy Hanukkah and Happy Kwanzaa to those who celebrate. To those who do not celebrate those holidays, I hope your holiday season is just as happy and merry! Be safe everyone and thank you all for your support this year! It's been rocky, but thank you!

~Lara's POV~

"You really think Y/N will appreciate this?"

"Yes. I saw someone else do it with their significant other."

"But this?" I showed Zip my phone.

"I've already seen it. No need to show me."

I flipped the phone back to where the screen faced me. My eyes went back and forth from the screen and to Zip. He had a wide smile on his face and I just shook my head.

"A-Alright. If you say so."

"Look, if I know anything about Y/N."

"You hardly know her. You talked to her when I was doing that auction and that was for ten minutes."

"And within those ten minutes, I know what she likes."

"Being?"

"You."

My eyes widened and my face flushed a deep pink. We've only been seeing each other for a few months now. We wanted to be serious with one another, but I was too afraid to make a wrong move. I think she wanted to move our relationship forward and be something more, but I don't think she wanted to feel like she was moving too fast.

"I-I see."

"So do this and maybe she'll get the guts to make a move on you. Or you make a move on her. Or both of you make a move on one another. I don't know how that works."

"You know, I might try it, Zip."

He smiled, "That's my girl."

~Reader's POV~

"Lara, something came for you in the mail," I walked over to her as I held a package in my hands for her.

"Oh, thanks," she said.

"What's in it?"

"Think of what time of year it is."

"Christmas."

"And other holidays. Can't forget that."

"Right," I nodded my head. "Everyone makes it seem Christmas is the only holiday people celebrate. Let me rephrase my answer, it's the holidays."

"Bingo."

"So it could be a holiday gift for someone."

"Yes."

"Alright, I won't ask anymore questions. Aside from this one: want to come to my family's for the holidays?"

"Uhh, w-we're not really that serious," she said.

"I know, but I figured they'd want to meet you," I said and brushed my fingertips against hers.

"They know all about me."

"They know the archeologist Lara Croft. But they don't know just Lara," I smiled.

"M-Maybe another year. I-I'm sorry, Y/N. I'd feel a bit better if we were actually, o-officially together to do something like that."

"Oh, I understand."

"T-That doesn't mean I don't want to do anything with you and maybe our friends for the holidays. But I have something very special for you on Christmas. Something that I want to share just between the two of us."

I nodded my head, "I understand, Lara."

"Thank you," she said and hugged me tightly.

"Now I'm curious."

Lara chuckled, "All I can say is that you'll love it. Hopefully."

"Hopefully?" I asked, my eyebrows perking up.

"Yes. I hope that you'll love it."

"We shall see in a week, Croft."

She giggled nervously as I only say her last name in a half-serious, half-nervous situations.

The week had flown by and before I knew it, the morning of Christmas was upon us. Lara and I talked about spending the holidays together. I was going to be with my parents in the morning while she was going to be with her found family, even though it was just Jonah, Jonah's wife, and Zip. But they were her family since hers were no longer around. I wish I got to spend it with them, but we were going to get together at a later date to celebrate all together. Even Reyes and Sam will be there to join us.

"Are you still with that Croft girl?" my mother asked.

"Yes, mom," I smiled as I opened my gifts.

"And how is she? Is she treating you right?"

"Yes, dad."

"Good."

"That's all we need to hear," my mother said.

"Are you two official yet?"

"No," I said, my face falling slightly.

"Is that a bad thing?" my father questioned.

"N-No. I don't want to rush things, but I don't know," I let out an exasperated sigh. "I really do like her. I think she likes me the same way, but we just haven't made the move."

"What's stopping you from making the first move?" my father asked.

"I am afraid I will come off as rushing things."

"And if she doesn't want to be rushed or take things slow, she will tell you," my mother said. "That's how I was with your father when he first kissed me. I said I wasn't ready and he gave me time until I was."

"The best relationships always start out as friendships. Even if they don't evolve into something more than just a friendship, it's still a relationship either way," my father smiled.

"Thanks," I said and nodded my head.

"Lara, I'm home!" I called out as I entered my apartment. It was more like ours but she sometimes would go back to Croft Manor whenever we weren't sharing our nights together.

The lighting to the apartment was a bit off. The lights of the tree were on, but there was a trail of them that led to the bedroom. I slipped my shoes off and slowly made my way towards the bedroom. The door was slightly closed, leaving a little gap open. I pressed my hand against the wooden door and pushed it open to find it was empty.

"Lara?"

"Yeah?" she came out of the closet and my jaw dropped.

She was wearing a black sports bra, a red and white Santa hat was atop her head, and she was wearing booty shorts. They were bright red with that white fur lining the band on the hip and at the bottom of each leg hole. Black suspenders were clipped onto the shorts and rested on her shoulders.

"W-What are you wearing?" my face heated up.

"Wanted to surprise you. I-I hope you're not uncomfortable by this."

"Are you?"

"No."

"Then," I grabbed her by one of the suspenders and pulled her towards me. "I'm not either."

She smiled and leaned towards me, but hesitated. Both of us have hesitated numerous times and that has stalled the progression of our relationship. I was ready. I hope she was. I placed my hands on her cheeks and pulled her towards me. My lips pressed against hers and while it took her a second to respond, my heart fluttered when she did.

"Merry Christmas," Lara whispered.

"Merry Christmas, Lara," I said and kissed her once more, pushing her to the bed.

[cg-sunnyd]

💫good afternoon, everyone!🍎

happy december first! it's always nice to start a new month on a totally fresh week, isn't it? if you celebrated last week, i hope you had a wonderful time!

what a busy month this might be! to everyone finishing up coursework, good luck! work hard, but don't forget to account for breaks! remember that sometimes you have to push yourself to work hard though - it's not so easy or fun to do coursework. but you got this! i'm super proud of you for working hard!

this is also a pretty busy month for holidays! it's a bit early, but happy holidays to everyone in general! merry christmas, chag sameach (or happy hanukkah), happy kwanzaa, and many, many more!

we don't have any particular traditions ourselves, but to all of those who do, i hope your holidays and traditions are wonderful!

🍎what are some things you do in december?

it doesn't have to be based around a celebration! for example, tl and his friends go out to this holiday mall event, where the store's open until midnight! they get cocoa, buy gifts, and so on!

as always, i'd love to hear from you - tags, reblogs, asks, however you'd like to share!

have a wonderful week, and i'm proud of everything you do!

[blueberrybanee]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Merry Christmas/Hanukkah/(Early)Kwanzaa and Happy Holidays to those who don't celebrate!!! I hope everyone had a good day and continues to have a good rest of the month. <333

I return! Sorry I'm really late. I was gonna try to take better pictures of my Christmas haul and make some Christmas themed art, but I realized I'm way too tired now, so I'll just post what I have. It was a very lazy day today, but I guess it's okay because it's Christmas. X'D

I got two Star Wars Funko Pops, some traditional art stuff (plus little bottles of gemstones lmao), and a very random assortment of treats and stuff. (Award goes to my Dad for giving me the most random stocking stuffers every year. Like, what is with the KD noodle cup??? /silly The Spiderman lollipop thing is pretty fire though ngl.)

And, last but certainly not least...

THIS FREAKING GOOBER!!!! I finally have him!!! I've waited over a year for him!!!! AHHHHHH, I'M SO HAPPY. But now I have no idea where to put him LMAO.

I'm thinking about making some late Christmas art tomorrow, so I'll try to get better pics of the boy (and Todo, of course) then!!! ^^ Hopefully, I don't get distracted all day and forget for an eternity like I usually do. 😭

Anyways, Happy Holidays, everyone!!! I hope they've been going well for all of you and continue to be full of joy and positivity!!! :)))

[therealeagal]

Happy Winter Yulewanzukkahmastice!

I added winter solstice to the list. Don't know why I didn't think of that before.

Also, I remembered to look up what day Hanukkah is this year. At first I was going to wait because it seemed gauche to dedicate my Yulewanzukkahmas post of the year to it because of...reasons...

But then I remembered I don't give a shit.

If someone was bad this year, they can take a hike, but if they're just tangentially connected by six degrees of separation to someone who did bad, I want you to give them a big hug and tell them that they are beautiful. Because honestly, after enough separated degrees we're all connected to someone who done someone else dirty.

So do-badders, take a hike. Everyone else, I'm sending you virtual hugs. You're beautiful.

Love and joy to everyone, everywhere, of every make and model. That's my motto. Actually, my motto is "Eagal is always right" because I quite often am, but if I had a second motto it would be the love and joy thing.

So Hanukkah! It starts today and ends on the 15th.

Next year it starts on December 25. YES! TAKE THE HOLIDAY AWAY FROM THE FAT MAN! HE DESERVES IT!

So Hanukkah! Happy Hanukkah, those of you, my children, who are Jewish. I'm sending you many hugs. You're beautiful.

As for the rest of you, whatever holidays you celebrate and whenever you celebrate them, whether during the winter or even in the middle of June, I hope you have and/or had a good one. I'm sending you hugs too. You're also beautiful.

Those of you that choose to continue to support Santa and his holiday, even though the fat man is my sworn enemy and even though I strongly encourage you to abandon him to dwindle into obscurity as he rightly deserves for his crimes against me, I won't hold it against you. Cheers!

As for you, Nick. Stay on your toes, old man. I'm coming for you one of these years. I'd hate to catch you off guard. It wouldn't sporting if we didn't have a proper duel to the death.

[blurglesmurfklaine]

Work Friends: A Holiday Romance

Pairing: Kurt Hummel/Blaine Anderson Rating: G (but there are a few f bombs bc i’m me) Words: 4,817 Genres/Tropes: Holiday, Co-Wokers!Klaine, Teachers!Klaine, Friends to Lovers

Summary: Kurt isn't thrilled about who he's drawn for the Grant Middle School Secret Santa, but if it means he gets to go gift shopping with Blaine--the choir teacher he's had a crush on and good friend of three years--then maybe it won't be that bad.

A/N: What's crackin ladies, gays, and nonbinary theys???

First off: HUUUUGE thanks to @esperantoauthor and @blangsty-days for their help with finding a title! It was much appreciated <3333

Second:

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!! (to those who celebrate! and to those who don't, I hope you're having an awesome Saturday and/or Hanukkah and early Kwanza!)

Anyway, here's some workplace romance/friends to lovers fluff because as miss t swizzle says: tis the damn season (and I've written enough angsty holiday fic last year so i thought to even it out). HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY!

***

Kurt looks at the name written in the paper before him with a tiny scowl. He doesn’t have enough evidence to prove it, but there’s something off about Mr. Ryerson. Maybe it’s the way he decorated his room with vintage collectible porcelain dolls, and the way he looks at Kurt like he’s one he’s yet to collect.

That being said, he’s not exactly thrilled to have drawn his name for the faculty secret Santa.

What do you get a total creep like that?

More dolls? A nail file to break him out of prison when the FBI inevitably discovers bodies under his porch? Therapy?

“Who’d you get?”

Blaine’s voice breaks Kurt out of his pondering state and he makes a face, frowning as he flashes Blaine the name on his piece of paper. “Ryerson. You?”

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[watchinghallmark]

I feel like I don’t even know where to start with my thoughts on these movies. I’m very excited. I’m not someone who particularly enjoys Christmas. I don’t really even celebrate it these days because of some complicated family dynamics. But these movies have me genuinely excited for the holiday season and I think that’s such a testament to what Hallmark can do for viewers. I’m so anxious to get going on all the polls for the bracket as well which I have a feeling will require some really tough decisions along the way as we work to crown the ultimate favorite.

First and foremost, we obviously have to celebrate the LGBTQ+ representation. FINALLY we’re getting a true leading gay couple and I could not be more thrilled. I hope to see a big chuck of the movies feature LGBTQ+ characters in speaking roles. You know I’ll be keeping track.

Other holidays/cultures! Very happy to see that we’re getting another Hanukkah movie. Some Kwanzaa representation will be cool too and a learning experience for many (me included) about what the holiday is. Not one but two Chinese Christmas movies!!! That’s awesome. I love to see it. We say it because it’s true: REPRESENTATION MATTERS!

New faces! So many of them! I’m especially excited for Holland Roden. Love her. Sarah Ramos!! Yael!! Zane!! Kara Yang! She’s so fun on Freeform’s Good Trouble.

But with those new faces come some surprising omissions of actors we normally see like Autumn Reeser, Bethany Joy Lenz, Rachael Leigh Cook to name a few. I’m sure we could come up with a long list of actors we wanted to see again this year. 

I had planned to pick out a few movies I’m most excited for but honestly there are so many I’m looking forward to. There’s only a handful that don’t really appeal to me which brings me to....

My bitchy comments! No Cindy! We do have to put up with Christopher Russell in what sounds like one of the strangest concepts we’ve seen in a while. For sure his character has red/green colorblindness because of course. So ridiculous. Hopefully they really lean into the absurdity of that storyline and make it fun. That’s the one I’m least interested in though as of now.

A lot of the movies seem really emotional and I’m excited for that because Christmas is not just happy times opening presents and drinking cocoa. For a lot of people it’s a tough thing to get through and I always love to see that represented.

I really do think this will be a great year for movies. The new leadership is fully in charge and seem really excited about all the offerings. There’s something for everyone. I can’t wait to dive in!

[bl00d-bunny]

Hello Hello Hello!! I'm On Ao3

I hope everyone had a merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, happy holidays, or just a good few days for those who celebrate!!!

I am now on Ao3!! You can find me here. You can also find the link on my navigation. Over the next few days, I will be adding all my current works there and then I will just keep it up to date as I post here. So if you prefer to read on ao3 or just want to support me there you now can!!!

Anyway I'm going to bed I love you all <3

[writingwithcolor]

Hey! I’m currently writing a Jewish character and was wondering if this would be offensive: my character has a family where her mother is Jewish but her father celebrates Christmas, so they fuse their holiday celebrations to bring their two families together for any holidays that fall in line with eachother. Would this be a problem? I’m basing her off of irl friends who’s family does this, but I want to make sure it doesn’t seem like I’m erasing her Jewish heritage and pride. Thanks so much!

Celebrating Hanukkah & Christmas in interfaith family

No problems from me other than to note that I hope you meant to say that they're both celebrated, not that they're literally "combined." Because putting Christian ritual into a Jewish holiday would bug me, as a reader, but someone watching Mom light the menorah before going out caroling with Dad would not--for example. Does that make sense? There are plenty of interfaith families out there that do both, but keeping the actual practices separate is the best way to keep the Jewish ones Jewish. (And in my example I was picturing both parents there for each activity, so it's not like I'm calling for that much separation -- just, not bringing up "the meaning of Christmas" while you're literally telling the Chanukah story.

You may also want to decide if the character themselves is drawn in one direction or the other, or neither yet. (You said "Jewish heritage and pride" so from this I gather that's how she believes? In that case, is Christmas totally just a fun secular thing for her or is it something she regards as an outsider, religiously speaking?)

--Shira

I'm going to start by saying that interfaith families exist, and have a variety of ways of expressing their combination of cultures. I'm absolutely not here to argue with that, be negative about that very real way of life, or invalidate those experiences in the slightest. 

With that being said... people outside our community really, really love to show us celebrating Christmas, and Easter, and eating bacon, or doing anything else that might code us as assimilated (regardless of our internal identities). These are things that some Jewish people do, and I think it's absolutely good to show the breadth of the community, and the varied ways we express ourselves, but I do not, at all, trust someone outside the community to do that mindfully. 

In wider media, whether books, television, movies etc. Jewish characters are so often shown to be either assimilated, or from an interfaith family. Interfaith does not necessarily mean assimilated of course! But the fact of their interfaith relationship is often used as a convenient way to get the Jewish character into situations that are intended to show how "not really" Jewish they are. There is an obsession with showing us as assimilated, a delight that is taken in trying to prove that we either are exactly the same as the broader culture, or that our differences can be erased and eroded until we are. 

A Jewish person remains Jewish, whether they go to a Christmas party or not, whether they have shrimp at dinner or not, whether they marry a non-Jewish person or not, but the intent behind constantly showing Jewish characters doing this is suspect to me. This asker may not have this ill-intent, but frankly, it's hard to come by a character, written by a non-Jewish person, that says "I'm Jewish" in the beginning of a work, and then "oh, no thank you, I don't celebrate Christmas" in the middle, let alone even continuing to say "I'm Jewish" by the end.

When I read a work about interfaith families, and their specific traditions by a person inside the community, or coming from an interfaith background themselves, I'm interested, happy to learn about the characters, and their lives. When I read a work like that by someone outside the community it leaves me with a bitter taste in my mouth, and the feeling that even fictional versions of us are being gleefully, voyeuristically, intentionally assimilated.

-- Dierdra

1) If your character is invested in their Jewish heritage, celebrating Chanukah is not enough to show this. Please please please research our other holidays and traditions, talk to Jewish people who feel the same level of connection to their Jewish roots, consume #OwnVoices materials.

2) Agree with Dierdra that interfaith families exist and deserve representation, but that writing an assimilated character requires a lot of research and sensitivity; any blatant disregard of halacha should probably be avoided in case it is consumed in that voyeuristic way by the reader.

3) And with Christmas in particular, you can be close to touching a nerve because not all Jewish people have fond memories of Christmas, to say the least. To people of minority faiths, it can be the time when our othering is the most blatant and impactful (we’ve included some personal stories below). 

It would be best to listen to many Jewish experiences of December shenanigans, from people who celebrate Christmas partially or fully, to those who are indifferent, to those who have mainly negative associations and memories.

-- Shoshi

Our personal experiences with Christmas (Jewish Mods)

Also, as a note from all of us, discussing this question brought up so many stories about our own experiences with Christmas, and the culture surrounding it.  A selection of them are below, just to give an idea of what it can be like:

- Just not having lights up was enough to get our neighbor asking our then roommate if we were "you know... sorta..." When our roommate confirmed that we are indeed Jewish, he reassured him that it was "fine." It didn't feel fine to be told that though. I also had a neighbor ask what we were doing for Christmas once, and I said "oh, we do Chanukah in this house" just to keep it casual. She excitedly yelled back "JEWS!!" Even without Covid I was getting to the point where December was just a month where I tried to stay in, and avoid getting grumpy at people who are just enjoying their holiday (they just happen to be enjoying it everywhere, all the time. And sometimes kind of aggressively). God forbid you correct someone when they wish you a Merry Christmas. 

- Me too, it's the marketing, it's so aggressive. Last year I got so fed up with Christmas music being on in the office that I decided to bring a dreidel and spin it casually on my desk throughout the day, just so that my own space could feel like it was somewhat reserved for my own identity, you know? On day two of this, a colleague I didn't know that well came up to me and said, "Please could you stop doing that? It's really loud." I wanted to yell "NOT AS LOUD AS YOUR MUSIC!", but I didn't, I just stopped spinning it because I'm a darn pushover at times. I had to sit through my first hand-wringing 'how will we do Christmas with Covid?' conversation in about September, even though Pesach and Eid were both during the height of lockdown in this country and no one said a thing until after the fact. 

- I've had people scoff, and sniff, and make snide comments to my face in my old workplace when I politely reminded them that I don't celebrate Christmas. It can get so uncomfortable, just existing in the world, and Christmas can end up a really miserable time. 

[wolfstarlibrarian]

hi librarian! it will be hannukah soon and, since it’s such a fun holiday, I thought it’d be cool to read some hannukah themed fics! or just fics with good Jewish rep in general :) do you have any to recommend?

Happy Hanukkah friend! The Librarian was delighted to get this ask last night! They needed to do a little research to make sure the fics chosen were a good representation, and even ran a few questions by some Jewish members of the wolfstar community.  

To anyone who’s new to learning about Hanukkah (December 10th-18th of 2020), it may help to know that Jews are not defined by religious choice, since anyone of Jewish ancestry is Jewish. Below are some more helpful links if you decide to write about Hanukkah or add Jewish characters to your fics!

Hanukkah 101

Types of Jews

Writing POC 101: Jewish Characters

If you are not Jewish, remember that is it your responsibility as an author to seek out knowledge and authenticity. Do not wait to be corrected by those willing to take the time to critique you, even after you have misrepresented them.

Another note is to remember that many in the Jewish community find the goblins in Harry Potter a terrible stereotype. They are written a different race, with large noses, that is very money hungry. You can read more about that here.

Thanks for letting the Librarian share some learnings, and now let’s get to some positive Jewish fics!

Jewish Wolfstar

8 fics for Hanukkah + 1 wip

Candles in the Darkness by @swottypotter

In the winter of seventh year, James, Sirius, and Remus are all carrying their own burdens and fears for the growing darkness in their world. Together, they find comfort and light at the Hanukkah celebration in the Lupin household.

Discards by @picascribit When 21-year-old assistant librarian Sirius spots a cute hipster college student at the Seattle Public Library, he just needs to figure out a subtle way of determining whether he's into guys. But Remus's life is more complicated than Sirius knows.

Beets -orphaned account On a short homestay in France, Sirius gets to know his host family, in particular the adorable Remus Lupin. When he attempts to cook them dinner, however, a slight miscommunication leads to...revelations.

The Daily Grind: Black Coffee -orphaned account When Orion Black orders his son Sirius to go undercover at one of his cafés, Sirius is not pleased. All he wants is to head off on a tropical holiday far away from his family. Unable to say no, Sirius is forced, for the first time in his life, to work. Flailing, he's certain it's all going to come crashing down until he realises his co-workers are more than just co-workers. They're family. But how will they react when they learn the truth?

A Kiss Won't Mean Goodbye: Hanukkah Special by @marlenemckinn

After years of searching, Sirius finally is given the one piece that had always alluded him but meant the most just in the for Hanukkah.

Addicted To The Magic -orphaned account Sometimes you meet a stranger on the tube, and the entire course of your love life changes--even if you have no idea who they really are. And sometimes you know exactly who the messy-haired, speccy prat is who keeps showing up at your work, and as much as you try and deny it, he truly is growing on you.

Whatever Words I Say -orphaned account When Remus Lupin is hired to control the antics of famous lead singer of the Marauders, Sirius Black, he knows he has his work cut out for him. Sirius is contrary and has absolutely no chill, and loves pissing off the press. Remus feels up to the challenge, but he certainly does not expect to fall head over heels in love from the moment he meets the charismatic singer.

Hanukkah and Hope by @starstruck4moony Sirius has been laid off, Remus is teaching classes remotely, and together they're trying to get through quarantine safely. Even though they can't travel home for the holidays, Sirius comes up with a way to surprise Remus with a Hanukkah celebration

Aesthetic: Trash Boys* by Emaly, merlywhirls *wip A story that starts with dick pics but is really about friendship, falling in love, and summer hols fun.

🕎 Make sure to check out more Hanukkah fics from the @marauders-hanukkah-fest and the Wolfstar Holiday 2020 Prompts by @remus-john-lupin. 

[undyingskies]

Hanukkah

request: yes

“hi!! would you be willing to write something with charlie where his girlfriend is jewish and someone made fun of her for it so he decides to go all out for the first night of hanukkah and buys his own menorah so he can make it the best for her bc even tho he isn’t jewish he wants to make her happy and enjoy her religion and heritage? sorry if that’s too specific and if you aren’t comfy doing that it’s totaly fine 🥺♥️”

A/N: I know the holidays are over, but due to the holidays I have gotten behind in my requests! I did my best to educate myself on Hanukkah and write a fic that respects the Jewish holiday! I hope everyone enjoys!

warnings: none

tagged: @mah-gah-lee​, check her blog out! She is amazing and so are the fics that she writes!

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Normally you were always really excited about the holiday season and celebrating Hanukkah. Hanukkah was eight days of celebration, each night at sundown you and your family got together to light the candle on the menorah. It was always a time of celebration and love.

This year was a little different though, this was your first holiday season living with Charlie. In the past Charlie had come for a few days of Hanukkah with your family but he had never been around for the full eight days.

Charlie had always done his best to educate himself of the Jewish holiday, he wanted to learn everything about it that he could. He learned the reason behind the celebration, he wanted to learn about your heritage, he learned all the traditional foods, and even had your mom teach him how to make latke.

It was also nice, that you were able to celebrate the holiday with your family and not have to worry about splitting the day with Charlie’s family since they celebrate Christmas. Your first time every celebrating Christmas was actually with Charlie and his family. It was fun to see a new holiday celebration, but nothing compared to celebrating Hanukkah to you.

You were a little nervous for this year, as again this was the first year of living with Charlie and doing all eight days of Hanukkah together. You were originally really excited, you were going to buy your own Menorah for the first time ever. You were even going to host one night of Hanukkah at your shared apartment with your family. That was until you had read some comment a fan had made. They just mentioned the difference between your two holidays and had said something about you forcing Charlie to engage in Hanukkah. Which just was not true at all, but it still got to you.

Your excitement for the holiday just seemed to fade as the comment continued to ring through your head. The first day of Hanukkah was quickly approaching but you hadn’t started to decorate or buy your menorah yet. Charlie noticed your mood and was worried because you had not mentioned it or even told him why.

Today was the day that the two of you were supposed to go shopping  for all the things you needed.

“Hey Y/N, you ready to go shopping today?” Charlie asked you walking from your room and into the living room.

“I don’t think I really want to go anymore Char...” you trail off, “it just seems like too much now.”

His face falls at your words, not understanding why your excitement isn’t evident anymore and the fact your dismissing shopping for your first menorah. Something that you were really excited for just days prior.

“Are you sure? You were so excited about it the other day, truthfully I was too.” He tells you. You scoff at his words, not believing him. You knew he wasn’t the one who made the comment but somehow in your head, you twisted convincing yourself it was true.

His eyebrows furrow together at your actions, really not understanding  what was happening.

“Can you tell me what’s going on Y/N? Please?  I really am just not understanding.” He asks you.

“It’s nothing Charlie, I just don’t want to do it. I’ll just go to my parents house this year. That way you don’t have to be bothered by it.” You confess to him.

“So I won’t be bothered by it? Why would I be bothered by it?” He’s a little frustrated at your words, he’s always done his best to show you he loves spending Hanukkah with you and your family.

“I just don’t want to force you to do it anymore, people were saying I was forcing you to celebrate this whole time and I don’t want to do that. So I am not going to this year.” You tell him, pushing yourself up from the couch, just wanting to go lay in bed and take a nap.

Charlie reaches out and grabs your arm before you can leave. He pulls you to him, so that your face to face.

“Y/N, you know that’s not true. You have never forced me to celebrate or do anything I didn’t want to do. You know I’ve loved learning about Hanukkah, I was excited to host a night here.” He tells you with a smile on his face, hoping that his words would make you feel better.

They don’t. You roll your eyes at him, not believing his words. You had gotten in your head about it too much. “Whatever Charlie, I just don’t feel like dealing with it okay.” You tell him, stepping away to go to your room.

Charlie sighs and lets you go. He does follow you to the room though. He watches you climb into bed and face the wall. He’s stumped by all of this, not knowing how to fix the situation.

That’s when it hits him, he’s got an idea that has got to make you feel better. He leans over to place a kiss on your forehead. “Okay baby. I’m going to go to the store, I’ll let your rest.” He says.

You turn to look at him with a small smile on your face. “Okay Char. I love you.” You tell him.

“I love you too.” He says on his way out of the room.

He’s got your mom on the phone the minute his foot is out the door. He’s going to fix this situation and put you back in the holiday mood.

He made his way through about 4 different stores, trying to get everything he needed to make it perfect.

You don’t know how long he was gone but sleep had overcome you just a few minutes after he left. The nap granting you some peace from your intrusive thoughts.

When Charlie had gotten home from the store, your apartment was dark. He went to your bedroom to see if you were awake or not, but he found you peacefully sleeping. Which was perfect for his plan.

He quickly and quietly set everything up the best he could, hoping that his plan would work. Once he was done, he made his way back into your room.

He sat next to you on your bed, rubbing your back gently hoping to pull you from your sleep. After a couple seconds you start moving about, slowly becoming conscious. You roll over to find Charlie smiling down at you.

“Hi,” He whispers, to which you whisper hi back.

You don’t miss the excited look on his face and how his eyes seem to be sparkling a little more than usual. He was up to something, you just knew it.

“Everything good there Char?” You ask him. Your spirits a little up due to the nap.

“Yes it is! Wanna come with me to the living room?” He asks you, reaching his hand out for you to grab. You smile up at him and grab his hand, letting him pull you from the bed and into the living room.

Once you reach your living area, you stop dead in your tracks. The sight of your living room brought tears to your eyes. In the middle of your coffee table, was a beautiful menorah. There was also a tin next to the menorah, with all the candles in it.

The table had little white lights draped all along the edges of the table, to light up the room. In the corner of the room, there was also a medium Christmas tree. All of the decorations on the tree were shades of silver and blue.

Your tears kept falling, you were so happy. Charlie speaks up after a few seconds of watching you admire your home for a little.

“So I called your mom and asked her what I should get to decorate.  She told me about the menorah, you had been looking at to get, so I went and got it. I hope that’s okay.” Charlie says while moving to stand in front of you.

“I know you thought you were forcing me to celebrate Hanukkah with you, but I want you to know that it wasn’t true. I love celebrating the holiday with you and learning all about it.” He pauses for a second, “Also I know it may be cheesy but now that we live together I thought, I could incorporate both our holidays. The internet told me that blue and silver were the colors of the Israeli flag so I thought maybe by decorating the tree with those colors, was a nice way to combine the two.” He tells you.

You can’t believe how sweet he was. Only Charlie would try to set up your home with both of your holiday traditions and try to come up with a way to combine the two of them. He truly was the best and so thoughtful.

“I just wanted you to know that even though we have different holidays and traditions, that we’re both in this together.”

A small smile graces both yours and Charlie’s lips as he says that. You can’t help but throw your arms around his shoulders and pull him in for a bone crushing hug. Tears still leaving your eyes.

“It’s perfect Charlie.” You whisper in his ear. You pull back from him, so you could be face to face.

Charlie leans in for a sweet kiss after a few seconds of eye contact. Your boy really was the best. After a few seconds of your lips moving together, you pull apart.

“Also I bought all the ingredients to make latke! I figured we could make it together!” He tells you. “After all we have two days before the first day of Hanukkah and we’re hosting that night!” You smile up at his words.

“Well we better get a start then!” You tell him, pulling him into the kitchen.

You end the night baking with the love of your life and telling him about all your childhood stories of Hanukkah. Nothing could get better than that.

[lovelylogans]

the danes family christmas

or: the danes-sanders-prince-tamura-cabrera-key-bowes christmas. but danes family christmas flows a bit easier, doesn’t it?

part of the wyliwf verse.

warnings: food mentions, mentions of divorce, mentions of sickness, alcohol consumption, please let me know if i’ve missed any!

pairings: patton/virgil, logan/roman

word count: 5,876

notes: hi! this is just a quick little fic. happy christmas, a belated happy hanukkah, and a happy early kwanzaa! if you don’t celebrate any of those, then happy friday! this is essentially a “where are they now” snapshot of the danes family, who were all introduced in last year’s christmas fic. i hope you enjoy!

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it starts when virgil hangs up the phone at the diner—the landline against the wall right by the entry to the kitchen, not his cellphone—looking strangely happy. and, considering there were only ever two kinds of phone calls that phone received, one of which being business calls—

“mom or dad?” patton asks, as he sits at the counter.

“my mom,” virgil says. “freddie finally got the flights finalized, they’re coming for christmas.”

patton claps in excitement. “that’s great!”

“so that’s everyone,” virgil says brightly. “all five of us, plus spouses and partners and kids, ‘cept—”

and then he stops himself, tilts his head, and asks, “hey, what are your christmas plans?”

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and so it begins—patton negotiates them out of attending any sanders’ christmas celebrations, in exchange promising to bring himself and logan and the new beaus (as his mother had called them) to a cocktail get-together on new year’s eve. 

and then virgil had caught on to the fact them all leaving would leave roman and isadora as the only ones in their little cobbled-together family in sideshire for christmas, and freddie had, too, and immediately gotten on the phone to beg isadora to come along, so that meant crafting an elaborate plan for a road trip on christmas after the matinee christmas morning performance of the nutcracker, which is where they are now: all five of them in virgil’s car, suitcases packed away in the trunk, on their way down to the elder danes’ family home.

oh, and in the middle of all these preparations, not one but two romantic unions were formed, so. it’s been a bit of a busy couple of months.

“okay,” roman says, from where he’s stuffed in the middle seat between logan and his mom, virgil driving and patton attempting to play at navigator, “run me through the entire family tree again, it’s been a minute since i’ve seen everyone.”

so logan opens his phone, scrolls for a little bit, then clicks on a photo they must have taken the last time they were all together in a big group, and zooms in before he hands the phone over to roman to hold. roman’s mom peers over his shoulder.

“so, we’ll start with the danes’,” logan says, and taps each of their faces as he goes—”meredith, mark, wyatt, esther, silas, winifred, and of course, virgil.”

“right.”

he then proceeds to tap the woman and man flanking wyatt. “adam bowes and alexandria cabrera, but she goes by lexa—”

isadora tilts her head at lexa. “i remember her. isn’t she colombian?”

“her parents immigrated from ecuador,” virgil corrects, “but she studied abroad for a bit in colombia, so you’re probably remembering that.”

“—they’re wyatt’s partners,” logan continues, and points to the children in front of them. “nicola’s oldest, she’s fourteen. then there’s wesley, who goes by wes, he’s twelve. is their dad going to be there?” he asks virgil.

“no, he’s off with his girlfriend,” virgil says, and scowls a little. patton thinks he's clearly about to say good riddance—he isn’t particularly a fan of lexa’s first husband. none of the adults are, really, but none of them ever breathed a word about it in front of the kids.

“all right, so i don’t have to find a picture of him,” logan says. “then there’s elizabeth who goes by ellie, eight, and abigail who goes by abby, five.”

roman mumbles names under his breath, tapping each of their photos, before he adjusts the picture. “right. so, essie.”

“you know annabelle, her wife,” logan says, pointing to the black woman with her arm slung over essie’s shoulders. “they were foster parents for a time, so they adopted michael who goes by mike or mikey, he’s twelve, and his sister sophia. she’s seven. and they also adopted theodore who goes by teddy, he’s eight—”

“—nine,” virgil corrects, “his birthday was last month—”

“right, he’s nine, they adopted him three years ago.”

more repetition of names to himself, and then roman adjusts the photo.

“silas,” he prompts.

“his wife, moira,” logan says, pointing to the redhead beside him. “and the twins, emma and devon, they’re ten.”

“they just had a baby in august, too,” virgil says. “meredith junior, but they’re calling her red, for now, so that no one confuses her and my mom. you can guess why, it’s pretty obvious she’s taking after moira already. it’ll be easy to spot her, she’s the only baby.”

“and freddie,” isadora says, craning her neck to look at the photo. “how long has it been since she’s come back for christmas?”

“at least a couple years just for christmas, but she’s visited a couple times,” virgil says. “still, it’ll be nice to see her and ryu and the kids.”

“akira who goes by kira, and nikko,” logan provides for roman. “they’re twins, age six. and sayuri, but she goes by lily sometimes—”

“how’d that happen?” roman says, looking to virgil for help.

“sayuri means ‘lily,’” virgil says. “‘little lily,’ i think, but i can’t remember the exact translation. she’s three.”

“and—where do they live?” roman says.

“tokyo,” patton says, twisting to look at virgil. “they moved last year, didn’t they?”

“that’s right,” virgil confirms. “they lived in kyoto for a while, but freddie got a pretty good job offer, so. tokyo it is.”

“and then there’s us,” logan says. “i assume you don’t need a photo, name, or age breakdown for any of us.”

roman snorts, and says, “no, i guess i not.” he blows out a breath, before he scrolls back over, and says, “right, okay. remind me what everyone’s jobs are?”

and so the rest of the car ride passes, recalling the last times they’ve all seen various members of the danes family and passing on stories of visits past.

it’s about to be a marathon of a christmas.

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by the time they’re pulling up to the danes’ house—windows down, because the elder danes’ live in a much warmer state and everyone seemed to have a simultaneous, unspoken agreement on the need to thaw from the brutally cold and snowy winter they’d been having so far—virgil’s leg is bouncing in excitement, and patton reaches across to put a hand on virgil’s, smiling at him.

“are we the last ones getting here?” he asks.

virgil nods his head. “miraculously, even wyatt and adam’s weird hours have lucked out, but adam’s exact words were don’t hold your breath—”

“of course, of course,” patton murmurs, because he probably should have guessed the orthopedic surgeon and the spinal surgeon would have some funky hours.

“—but i think everyone should be here? at least i didn’t hear that they got delayed, so.”

“please tell me we’re almost there,” roman groans.

“we’ll get there when we get there!” virgil and patton say simultaneously, and they both laugh at each other quoting the incredibles as roman groans louder.

patton’s glad to have the brief distraction of a pixar reference; as they’ve gotten nearer and nearer to the danes’ house, he’s felt a knot in his stomach grow bigger and bigger.

he’s been spending holidays with the danes’ since logan was born, usually seeing at least one of them once a year—christmases, easters, family get togethers, he and logan have tagged along for years and years. 

he has a feeling that virgil and his parents would argue with the phrasing of tagged along, but he can’t help it—even if he knows he’s uncle patton to all the kids, and he knows logan refers to all the various danes progeny as his cousins, and he knows he and logan have long since received the food-based nicknames everyone in the family receives upon being born in and growing up in the family and at marriage, but—

well. he can’t help it, sometimes.

but now, he isn’t just tagging along. he’s the latest romantic partner in the family. he has started dating their youngest son, their baby brother, their beloved bachelor uncle. 

he can’t help but wonder if it’ll be like an entirely new dynamic. because he’s seen the way the latest romantic partners are introduced—he’s long since gotten used to the danes’ fond squabbling with each other, but it turns into a whole new level of teasing when they bring along a date.

“we are,” logan says, and points. “there it is.”

virgil examines the number of cars—he probably should have expected the full driveway—and pulls over to park on the side of the road, roman immediately demanding that either logan or his mother get out of the car right now or else he will crawl over them—

virgil and patton’s eyes meet, and patton smiles at him before they both turn to open their own car doors, roman getting out of the car hot on logan’s heels.

and then the danes’ front door opens, light spilling onto the lawn, and children barrel out of the house, almost all of them yelling at the top of their lungs, and virgil says “oof!” as he’s plowed into by three little girls, clinging at his legs, and virgil immediately swings the nearest up into his arms.

“oh, hello, everyone!” virgil says, beaming, looking years younger as ellie clings to his neck, and patton grins at him even as abby notices he has a free set of arms and immediately demands a hug, and patton can’t help but oblige, lifting her up onto his hip, distantly pleased that he still can carry her, because goodness, she’s gotten so tall!

“girls!” someone at the door calls, and patton looks up at lexa in the doorway with a grin. “let your uncles get inside before you tackle them, please!”

“aw, mom!” ellie grumbles, even as virgil’s setting her down and grinning apologetically at lexa, a hand resting on sophia’s hair.

“sorry, lex!” virgil calls, and pats ellie on the shoulder, murmuring something quietly to ellie and sophia ear that makes them both grin, brown eyes sparkling; patton follows his lead, setting abby down.

“uncle patty—” she begins to whine.

“i know, i know,” he says, crouching down to tug lightly at her braided dirty blonde hair, to make her giggle. “but, tell you what. if you listen to your mom, how about you and me sneak some cookies from your grandma, huh?”

abby brightens, and immediately rushes off, right on her sister’s and cousin’s heels. 

“do you need any help?” adam says, his head popping out from behind lexa.

“no, we’re all right, thanks!” roman calls, isadora already shutting the trunk, all of their bags unloaded and just waiting to be carried inside—patton doubles back for his, but virgil’s already swinging his bag over his shoulder before patton can do anything about it.

“i could—” patton begins, but virgil leans down and kisses him before he can say anything about it. virgil grins even wider when patton just blinks at him, half-forgetting what he was saying.

“i got it,” virgil says reassuringly, “honestly, we’re gonna need someone to open the door, so,” and patton huffs.

“fine,” he grumbles, pretending to be put out, as the part of him that was raised with things like gentlemen should open the door for you, and carry things that are heavy, and care for you in general is sending butterflies fluttering in his tummy. because, one, virgil is being a gentleman, but also, patton has an opportunity to be a gentleman.

the things that give him gender euphoria are so weird, honestly.

but patton trots ahead and opens the door for virgil (and his son, and isadora, and roman) and is nearly bowled over by a wave of noise.

the sound of about twenty-four people all calling hello to their brother slash in-law and his weird little accrued pool of family all calling their hellos back tends to do that, patton guesses.

but once everyone’s funneled their way through the door, patton tries to close it; before he’s even fully shut the door behind them, though, abby’s clinging to his leg, grinning up at him.

“cookies now?” she asks.

patton tousles her hair. “gotta set up our alibi, squirt. we’re doing this secretly. it’s a mission.”

abby’s eyes brighten. “like spies?”

“exactly like spies,” patton says, in a hushed tone as if he’s being very quiet and secretive, as if he isn’t fully aware that her mother is keeping an eye on them and folding her lip under her teeth to keep from laughing, even as she’s hugging virgil hello.

abby scuttles off, though, as one of her other parents approaches to give patton a friendly, one-armed hug, seeming to fear the potential of revealing their secret mission.

“hey, patton,” adam says easily. “good to see you’re recovered from the pneumonia, congrats on romancing virgil,” patton blinks rapidly and attempts to come up with a response to that, but adam’s already continuing, “and try to keep her from taking too many, yeah? she’s already been spoiled rotten by her gramps today.”

“can do,” patton says, and so begins the shuffle around the room of saying hello to everyone; the kids are all in one section, already, seemingly preoccupied by various board games, but nicola’s unfolded herself from the group to go up to logan already; the pair of them are closest in age, and they’re also quite the pair of brainiacs, so they’ve been close ever since lexa and the kids came to the first family gathering years ago.

“i despise operator algebra,” she’s telling him.

“well, good thing you aren’t planning on going into quantum field theory, then,” logan responds, and patton loses the plot of that conversation because he’s nearly bumped off his feet.

“sorry!” freddie squeaks, red high in her pale cheeks and a glass of meredith’s near-lethal spiked eggnog in her hand; he suspects it to be the culprit for any uncharacteristic clumsiness and he pulls her into a hug even as he’s laughing out forgiveness.

“heard about you and virgil,” freddie says, “finally.”

“oh—um,” patton stammers, trying his hardest not to blush.

“thrilled to have you, really,” freddie says, bumping into him again, this time purposefully. “and, hey! heard you got sick, you’re all better now, right?”

“right,” he says, then, curiously, “um, how was the trip?” 

“have you ever had to handle six-year-old twins on a trans-pacific trip?” she says, and patton winces in sympathy; as polite as the twins are, being raised with the japanese code of etiquette, they are still freddie’s kids, and therefore also incredibly rambunctious.

“my condolences,” patton tells her, then, to her husband who’s hovering silently over her shoulder, he attempts to get his way through saying long time no see in japanese to ryu, who’s been trying to teach them all conversational bits of japanese for years (mostly because they’d all insisted; they did the same to lexa, too. meredith’s parents had learned to greet mark’s family in their native italian, so it had become something of a family tradition to learn at least a little of the language of their spouse.)

“ohisashiburi desu,” ryu enunciates for him, and patton groans. 

“i thought i had it this time!”

“you were close,” ryu says, which patton thinks is mostly out of politeness, but he’ll accept it anyways. “sayuri, say hello!”

he glances down, then, in time to notice a three-year-old clinging to ryu’s pantleg, just barely peeking out from behind him, the most visible thing being her near-black eyes, shiny and wide.

sayuri ducks out from behind ryu to bow to patton.

“and hello to you too!” patton says, keeping his voice as soft and friendly as he can.

sayuri looks up at ryu, who nods in approval, murmuring something to her in japanese, and she scampers back behind him, clinging once again to his pant leg.

“sorry,” freddie says, not sounding very sorry at all. “lily’s the shy one.”

“oh, it’s all right,” patton says. “it must have been a big day for her, traveling and seeing everyone again and all.”

“that it is,” freddie says, then, to ryu, “d’you think she needs a nap?”

patton takes that as his cue to resume greeting everyone else; he ducks briefly into the kitchen (where abby is, very unsubtly, eyeing the platter of cookies on the counter) and can’t help but coo at the sight that greets him.

“aw, hello,” he murmurs. 

moira, her red hair pulled back into a ponytail and a smidge frizzy, looking haggard in a way that only parents to babies ever seem to look, smiles up at him. “hi, patton.”

“hi, patton,” silas echoes awkwardly, from where he’s washing dishes at the sink.

“hi, silas, hi moira,” he says; usually, he’d be all caught up in the amount of fondness he has for moira, distinctly unbalanced in comparison to his relationship with silas, which is still a touch thorny, even after all this time, but, well. there’s a new member of the family to introduce himself to. 

“this must be meredith junior!”

meredith junior is preoccupied with drinking from a bottle, and does not respond to him, her eyes half-lidded and sleepy.

“that she is,” moira says proudly. 

“oh, she’s beautiful,” patton says warmly, looking at her and feeling all warm and happy because Baby Feelings, and it reminds him of logan when he was at that age; meredith junior (red, he remembers virgil saying) is also a small baby, like logan was, her hair downy and just as red as her mother’s. 

moira smiles at her. “yeah, she is. you wanna hold her later?”

“later,” patton repeats, putting up his hands. “i know how important feeding time is. i was just ducking in to say hi, get a drink,” he directs a wink at abby, who attempts to wink back at him, but she hasn’t really gotten the hang of that yet and so she just blinks at him with extra emphasis.

“eggnog’s in the fridge,” silas mutters. “solo cups should have a sharpie next to it, for names.”

“thanks, silas,” patton says, and ducks around him; he ends up pouring himself a bit of cranberry punch, instead, and obligingly writes PATTON on his cup in large letters. then, with a level of slightly overexaggerated sneakiness that goes unnoticed by moira, preoccupied with the baby, and silas, preoccupied with the dishes, patton snatches a stack of ginger snaps, which are just as good now as they were sixteen years ago. abby jumps up and down, pressing her hands over her mouth to keep from making any noise. 

“well, i’m out of your hair.”

“we’re talking later!” moira calls after him, “i’m thrilled, i want to hear all about you and virgil!”

patton tries his very hardest not to blush, and ducks out of the kitchen instead. he splits the cookies in half, handing the other half to abby.

“thanks, uncle patty!”

“you’re welcome,” patton says. “hey, go give one to your sister, okay?”

“okay!” she says, and speeds off across the room. patton spies her handing a cookie to ellie and briefly tugging at nicola’s jeans to get her attention, giving her one too, and patton smiles after her, before he turns to scan the rest of the room for people he hasn’t said hi to yet.

he is immediately face-to-face with essie and annabelle, who beam at him in unison.

“patton!”

“annabelle, essie!” patton says, hugging the pair of them. “it’s great to see you!”

“great to see you too!” essie says. “we’ll have to get together sometime soon, you and virgil and us—”

“—we can do a double-date!” annabelle adds excitedly.

“—we can come to you, or you can catch the train down to us,” essie continues. 

“oh—” patton says, a little flustered. “um—good! that’s good! that sounds—”

“good?” annabelle says, grinning, clearly very close to laughing at him.

looking for something in the room to change the subject, he glances around and notices, for the first time, two missing members of the family.

“where’s mark and meredith?”

“oh, mom ran out to the corner store for something, i think dad’s on the porch showing off the grill he got for the neighbors,” essie says dismissively, before she reaches over to squeeze his arm. “seriously. so thrilled for the pair of you, we have to do dinner soon.”

“sounds good,” patton says honestly, because it does; getting together with the pair of them, plus mikey, teddy, and sophia, sounds really good.

“i’m gonna go say hi to the kids,” he adds.

“okay!” essie says.

“we’ll catch up later,” annabelle says. it only sounds a little bit like a threat.

he doesn’t even really need to step too far to encounter the kids corner.

“hi, kids!” he says.

“hi, uncle patton,” the kids all drone, not tearing their eyes away; it seems the other board games have fallen to the wayside, the lot of them watching what seems to be the main event with bated breath.

“hello, patton,” wyatt echoes serenely, a pair of tweezers in hand as he observes the operation board. “i congratulate your immune system on its strength in overcoming the pneumococcal pneumonia, and i congratulate you on entering courtship with my brother.”

patton fails, this time, in trying not to blush, which probably wouldn’t be seen by any of the kids, anyways—“c’mon, uncle wyatt!” teddy urges from the sidelines—and wyatt flawlessly maneuvers the tweezers, and very slowly, very carefully, removes the wishbone without bumping any of the walls, and half the kids groan.

“i should have known better than to start this,” wes mutters under his breath, accepting the tweezers from his stepfather. “hi, uncle patton.”

“hiya, wes,” patton says, amused; at least once a year, someone challenged either of the surgeons in the family to a game of operation, and it always ended up with a crowd gathered around like this. “doing okay so far?”

“i’ve buzzed twice,” wes sighs, and squints at the card. “oh, great. i’ve got the funny bone. okay—”

he readjusts his grip, and patton takes a few steps back, so as to not distract him any more than he needs to be distracted, taking a second to look in on nicola and logan—who are deep into conversation about something called hermitian adjoint with excited expressions on their faces, and roman looks as confused as patton feels—before someone taps him on the shoulder.

“doing okay?”

patton turns to smile up at virgil.

“doing fine,” he promises, and sets his cup down on the nearest surface so he can reach out to correct virgil’s collar. “have you said hi to everyone?”

“yeah, just about,” virgil says, then, “um, they haven’t said anything to you about—?”

“oh, y’know,” patton says with a jerk of his head. “moira says she’s thrilled, essie wants to get all together for dinner, freddie said finally, wyatt congratulated the strength of my immune system and my success in courting you, et cetera, et cetera.”

virgil snorts, ducking his head and rubbing sheepishly at the nape of his neck. “guess i probably should’ve warned you ‘bout that, huh?”

“nah, i knew it’d probably happen,” he teases. “you’re forgetting i was at dinner when freddie brought the news of her elopement and the brand-new husband none of us had ever heard of before.”

“still can’t believe she did that,” virgil says with a disbelieving shake of his head.

patton laughs a little, too, before he says, “i was expecting it a little, i guess—i mean, you’ve got four older siblings, i was a little nervous there’d probably be a bit of hazing to go through, now that i’m a boyfriend.”

“you didn’t mention that,” virgil says with a frown. “i can tell them to lay off, if you—”

patton waves him off, even as he still feels the tight knot in his stomach.

“it’s okay,” he says, and it is okay, it’s just nerve-wracking, “i’ve gotten through the first of it, it’s okay. just, y’know. i’m a little nervous to talk to your parents, i guess.”

“they love you,” virgil says immediately. “they’re delighted about this, i promise, they told me so.”

“virge?”

“yeah?” he asks, a protective expression still on his face. patton takes both his hands in his own, looking up at him with a very serious expression on his face.

“remember your siblings teasing me when you have to sit through an emily-and-richard dinner,” he says, “and then we can say we’re nearly even.”

virgil’s lip quirks up. “nearly?”

“well,” patton says, “you’re probably gonna have to go to a few friday night dinners, so i’m definitely gonna owe you for that more than you owe me for this.”

virgil grimaces at the mention of friday night dinners looming in his future like the ghost of christmas yet to come.

“think happy thoughts?” patton offers, with an apologetic grin on his face.

“what thought is happy enough to get me through that?”

patton pretends to think about it, tilting his head back and forth, before he offers in a faux-innocent tone, “egging their car on easter?”

a slightly goofy grin breaks out on virgil’s face, and patton laughs at the sight of it. 

“well, if i must,” virgil says. “might even have to refresh that memory with a repeat performance.”

“don’t you dare,” patton says, in a tone entirely too sappy for what he’s saying.

“or what?” virgil says, grinning down at him, and he’s so stinkin’ cute that patton can’t help but rise onto his tippy toes to kiss the grin right off his face.

their lips barely brush before the hollering starts—there’s a wolf-whistle in there somewhere, but mostly things along the line of “EW, uncle VIRGIL, kissing is GROSS,” and “hey, hey, hands off my baby brother!”—and patton breaks away from virgil with a nervous giggle, blushing, fully aware that if most of the people in the room weren’t looking at him before, they certainly were now. patton finds himself unable to meet anyone’s eyes.

“oh, c’mon,” freddie says, grinning, sayuri in her arms and looking quite close to nodding off to sleep, “it’s about time, now that they’re dating.”

“finally,” essie adds, not quite under her breath, then—

“wait.”

patton turns, then, to where the kids have gathered in the corner; mikey, essie and annabelle’s oldest son, is staring at them with large brown eyes.

“wait,” mikey repeats, “what do you mean, now they’re dating?”

“you weren’t dating before?” his brother teddy says, sounding equal parts confused and indignant.

“no, we weren’t dating before,” virgil says. “but we—we are. now. so.”

teddy still looks puzzled.

“well, we loved each other for a very long time,” patton explains, because for as smart as all the kids are, teddy is nine years old, and therefore not quite fully aware of the complexities of adult relationships, “and we told each other that recently. so. now we’re dating, but we’ve loved each other for much longer.”

“well, that’s okay then,” teddy decides, and patton can’t help but snort.

anyone still staring at the pair of them gets distracted by the sound of a door stuck in its lock, before it suddenly bursts open, bringing with it a rush of warm outdoor air and the clunking of a cane hitting the hardwood.

“damn door keeps sticking,” mark grumbles under his breath, looking up and taking a moment to scan the room before his eyes brighten. “virgil! when did you sneak in, bunny?”

meredith pokes her head around his shoulder, eyes bright; she's carrying a shopping bag in one arm that emma and devon, silas' girls, scuttle up and take off her hands, ferrying it to the kitchen for her.

"ten or so minutes ago," virgil says, crossing the room, grinning; unspoken, both patton and logan fall into step behind virgil, approaching the danes family patriarch and matriarch together.

mark is already pulling his youngest son into a hug, squeezing virgil tight, and patton can't help but smile at the way virgil grips his father just as tightly; mark's had a bit of trouble with his health over the past couple years—primarily struggling with his knee, which had been replaced a month before thanksgiving this year—and patton knows it had scared him, at the time, and it made him all the more appreciative of the time he gets to spend with his father. 

"good to see you, son," mark says warmly, patting virgil's back roughly a couple times for emphasis.

"snap," meredith says warmly, and patton grins—the ginger snaps he ate his weight in at the first danes christmas celebrations he'd ever attended have become his nickname namesake—before he approaches and pulls her into a hug.

"welcome," meredith says, pulling away, her blue eyes sparkling with mischief. "and congratulations are in order, aren't they?"

patton flushes, but before she can tease him anymore, mark's eyes land on logan.

"god, look at you!" mark says. "you're tall! how much have you grown? a foot? more? what on earth are you feeding him, virgil?" mark asks, turning to him, and virgil puts his hands up, smirking.

"i think i've grown four and a half inches, since the last time i saw you," logan says, before he steps forward and hugs mark, adding quietly, "it's good to see you, nonno."

patton's smile widens at that. emily and richard have always been grandma and grandpa, to logan, and maria, the previous manager at the inn who had taken in patton and logan, has been nana, but mark and meredith have always been nonno and nonna; grandpa and grandma in italian, where mark's family had emigrated from before mark was born.

"and it's good to see you, jammy," mark says, equally warmly, before he draws back, making eye contact with logan, and not having to tilt his head downwards anymore; they're almost on the same level now. "goodness. it'll take some time to get used to that. hit your growth spurt with a vengeance then, just like your dad—"

and then mark's eyes fall to patton, and patton smiles a little nervously, twisting his fingers together.

"hi, mark."

something in mark's eyes go soft, and he steps forward to hug patton just as tightly as he had hugged virgil and logan, to hold patton just as close, and patton isn't sure why his eyes are suddenly stinging, but they are, and he squeezes them shut and takes in a deep breath as he hugs mark back.

"we're overjoyed," mark says quietly, and draws back to look at patton, the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes growing more pronounced with his smile. "oh, patton, we're so thrilled for the pair of you, truly we are. you've always been part of the family, but now—well," he says, and looks between virgil and patton.

"the pair of you, making each other happy," meredith says. "it's everything a mother could want for her boys."

patton struggles to swallow, and he can only smile guilelessly at them both as he waits for the lump in his throat to pass.

"now, we heard about your health scare after thanksgiving," mark says, frowning. "you're too young for such things. you're all better now, aren't you? all fixed up?"

"doctor says i am a-okay," patton manages to croak out.

"wonderful," meredith says, "and no more of any of that."

"you should remain hale and hearty, or else," mark adds, finishing her sentence; they've been married for so long, it's almost like they've become symbiotic.

"or else what?" patton says, achieving something close to his normal tone and not sounding like he's about to cry tears of happiness anymore.

"or else i'll set my wife on you," he says, before he claps logan on the back. "now, i hear that you have brought your boyfriend to meet the family!"

"you've met," logan says, beginning to blush, but he goes to get roman anyways; nicola coos "oooh," after the pair of them with all the teasing in her tone that one would expect from a younger cousin.

roman holds logan's hand as they approach.

"sir, ma'am," roman says respectfully, the picture of a proper young man; isadora looks on approvingly from where she's holed up in a corner with ryu, freddie, and a now-sleeping sayuri.

"this is roman prince, nonna, nonno," logan says, squeezing roman's hand tight and leaning into his side. "i love him very much."

mark's smile goes even softer at that; patton leans his head on virgil's shoulder, his cheeks aching.

"aw, shucks, specs," roman says, grinning at logan, "i love you very much too."

"well," mark says gently. "what grandparent doesn't like to hear that? we are very happy to have you and your mother, roman."

"come and sit," meredith says eagerly. "indulge two old crones in some conversation; i hear you want to take after your mother and go into ballet?"

and so mark, meredith, logan, and roman settle on the couch, logan still clinging to roman's hand and looking the most outwardly fond that patton has ever seen him look. it's enough to have the lump in his throat come roaring back with a vengeance.

virgil touches his shoulder, a silent question—you all right?

patton smiles at him and nods, before someone taps him on the arm, and he looks up.

"spouses club meeting," annabelle says, hooking her arm through his.

"what?" patton says.

"spouses club meeting," lexa repeats.

"i'm—i'm not a," patton says, blushing. he isn't the only one—he sees virgil going red, too. they've been dating for barely a couple weeks, that's very far off from—well—

"i'm not a spouse either, technically," lexa points out, "but that's what we're calling it anyways. virgil, we're stealing your boyfriend."

"do i have a choice in the matter?"

"nope!" lexa says cheerfully. "you, patton sanders, have gossip for us."

"goss—" patton repeats, frowning, before he looks to virgil. "oh—oh! lex, it isn't gossip, really—"

"not gossip, sure," annabelle scoffs. "it's only been ten years, we're getting the story—"

"steal him," virgil says immediately.

"traitor," patton cries out, softly enough so that it doesn't attract the attention of anyone else in the room; he'd gotten enough of that when he'd tried to kiss virgil.

"you aren't automatically immune, you've got siblings to deal with," annabelle tells virgil sweetly, and laughs when virgil pulls a face, suddenly looking younger, like the man in his early twenties that he had been their first christmas all together like this.

and so patton is tugged off into the kitchen, where adam, lexa, annabelle, moira, and ryu all sit, ready to hear the story of how they got together, and patton knows that the rest of their trip will be spent like this—being pulled off into subgroups, whether it be spouses, or kids, or siblings, or other arbitrary combinations that would happen on the fly. patton knows he'll spend the rest of the trip eating his weight in ginger snaps, and coming up with fun activities for the kids, and having a million different conversations with everyone, trying to organize how they'll be able to gather in smaller groups during the new year, and— 

—and patton knows he's in for a very chaotic, very merry christmas.

[revlyncox]

Finding Peace

This Platform Address was delivered to the Washington Ethical Society by Rev. Lyn Cox on December 5, 2021. In it, I cover this middle period of the pandemic, Hanukkah, and the pressure to be or feel a certain way during the holidays.

It’s complicated. I wish I had a sticker to put on everything this time of year with that reminder. Some of us crave color and light to lift our spirits on the shortest days of the year. Some of us crave quiet and serenity. Some of us can’t deal with too much jollity in the midst of grief. Some of us just want to be left alone to finish our work before the deadline at the end of the calendar year. It’s complicated.

Some of us live the month of December in constant protest of encroaching hegemony, resisting the enmeshment of church and state and marketplace, trying to escape non-consensual holiday music in public places. Some of us are happy to reclaim and re-interpret, or have nostalgic feelings for certain songs and stories even if we don’t have literal agreement, or find these celebrations we didn’t grow up with charming, or just don’t have the energy to worry about a music playlist in the face of the enormity of other issues we have to deal with. Among us, there are many different and valid approaches to winter holiday celebrations. It’s complicated.

Some of us feel pressured to appear cheerful, to create festivity, to spin a wonderland of perfection for the people around them, whether or not we feel joy in our hearts. Some of us feel pressured to be constantly serious, to be above reproach in working for justice or for our family’s economic security, to demonstrate our sober and cynical analysis of things as they are. This pressure for despairing sincerity may not leave room for flashes of joy, or signs of potential change, or for letting off steam. It’s complicated.

Some of us have been through hell, and our loved ones don’t necessarily know how to deal with that. Maybe friends have backed away, or are aggressively normal when obviously nothing is normal, or maybe neighbors try to give us too much advice, or maybe loved ones are so overly solicitous that otherwise good days are brought down by people who don’t trust that good days are yet possible. And we might need different things on different days. It is true generally, and especially in December, that we can perceive pressure to demonstrate certain attitudes or emotions, even if those feelings aren’t authentic. It’s complicated.

And, in these times, this phase of the pandemic that may or may not be the beginning of Act Three in a three-act historical arc, figuring out how to be and how to feel is complicated. We might be at once elated for those who have been able to get vaccinated, and also worried about parts of the world where vaccines aren’t accessible. We might be re-calculating our risk budgets on a daily basis, wondering what’s wise or possible or sustainable given all of the factors in public health and in our own lives. We might be looking to this season to grab whatever shreds of hope or cheer or normalcy we can muster, or we might be sad or angry all over again about what we’ve lost. We might find it difficult to relax into whatever moments of love and meaning we can find, wondering if we are allowed to have a break. It’s complicated.

The main thing I want to say to you today is that it’s OK to feel how you feel. And if you feel a different way in the next moment, that’s also fine. We’ll try our best to be gentle with ourselves and each other, because big feelings can pack a lot of energy into the way we treat our loved ones, our neighbors, and our own (tender) hearts.

So if you’re feeling sad or lonely, if grief is the fog through which you navigate most days, if you are not interested in faking happiness for the holidays, bring that into the circle. Your experience is part of the human experience. If you are fighting for the chance to feel joy, if you are wondering if it’s OK to be OK for a minute, if acknowledging the pain of the world exists side by side with acknowledging beauty and possibility, bring that into the circle. Your experience is part of the human experience. If your approach to the month of December is not the one depicted in the sales flyers, if you are feeling isolated because of the assumptions that other people make about what you must be doing or feeling or planning this time of year, bring that into the circle. Your experience is part of the human experience. It is part of our job to create space that humanizes, that recognizes authenticity and dignity and worth. Let’s receive each other as our whole selves, even as we learn and practice how to express our wholeness in life-affirming, community-supporting ways.

These times are hard. In some ways, the daily recalculations are harder than the days when everyone who was able to do so could be assured that staying at home was the best way to protect the community. I don’t miss those days, they were terrifying, yet there was a bit more simplicity to decision-making. Now, there is no one right answer. We are constantly surfing the edges of chaos. In their chapter on chaos, the authors of the book Sparks of Wonder mention how disturbing this can be. They write:

It seems to be a universal phenomenon that each of us holds “a set of ordered relations” [referencing structural anthropologist Mary Douglas] in our minds—consciously or unconsciously, we have a notion of what it means for something to be in place. If something isn’t where we expect it to be or how we expect it to be, most of us feel a sense of disorder … The human impulse is often to restore out-of-place things to our expectations of them: to make things fit, or appear, or occur, just as we want them. (p. 154)

The authors go on to elaborate about what this means for communities like ours. I’d like to back up and point out that the same urge to bring order out of chaos is what makes this pandemic time so difficult and what makes the pressure to be or to feel a certain way during the holidays so difficult. The longing for what is predictable or comfortable or orderly is very real, and predictability isn’t possible right now, even to the extent that we might have thought it was before March 2020. We want things to make sense. Instead, events feel out of control. And this part, when we are trying a few things in bits and pieces that feel a little familiar but aren’t the same as what we remember, this is really hard. Reminders of normalcy that don’t match our hopes or expectations violate that urge to impose order. Yet we know we have to adapt. So we learn to tolerate discomfort with a certain amount chaos in the service of our shared purpose, and we learn to be curious and gentle in this transition.

Similarly, the pressure we may be feeling to approach the holidays in a certain way comes from a misguided impulse to create order. Those pressures, whether internal or external, are seeking a predictable, smooth, uncluttered version of reality. That’s not how reality is, and trying to make it so can be harmful. Attempting to control other people, suppressing emotions, silencing untidy experiences, these are dehumanizing. Being Humanist involves some openness to the messiness that comes with being authentically human, though we do need to be mindful of our impact on others in the ways we express and cope with those authentic human experiences.

Rather than attempting to dehumanize people, or give in to the harmful aspect of the impulses that arise in us as we move through a chaotic, disordered world, the authors of Sparks of Wonder remind us of our community agreements. The promises we make in communities like this one keep us rooted in our values, our relationships, our best selves. The agreements we make, such as the WES Community Relations Pact, help create boundaries that are consensual and healthy, yet that allow for the flexibility and authenticity of being human. We can’t control historical events, we can’t force ourselves and each other to feel emotions they and we aren’t feeling, we can’t glue the universe together in a way that is predictable and orderly. We can agree to act in such a way as to elicit the best in each other and thereby in ourselves. This is how we make peace with each other and our own hearts: acceptance of unpredictability, yet commitment to our collective wellbeing and liberation. The authors of Sparks of Wonder conclude:

Human communities are messy places—always surprising us with new ways to create chaos. But they’re also all we’ve got. We’re the only ones who will save ourselves from our own human folly, greed, and indifference. This is why so many of us invest our life energy in sustaining human community: it’s up to us to figure it out for ourselves. (p. 157)

Investing life energy brings me back around to Hanukkah, a festival of dedication. One of the lessons of Hanukkah is to remain true to your values and your community in the midst of struggle. This is a time to return to the places and the people and the values that might get lost among the pressures of living in the world. The Maccabees didn’t wait to rededicate the center of their community life, halfway through the greatest challenge of their generation. It took collective work, room for lament, creative use of resources, tolerance of imperfection, and a fierce declaration of human worth and joy in the midst of it all.

This, too, is our calling now. We re-create community together, over and over again. Bring your human experience, bring your ability to adapt, bring your heart for liberating community. Peace within does not have to wait for an absence of conflict or challenge; peace within comes from acceptance of the realities of being human and from congruence with our values. This is the time of dedication.

May it be so.

[uh-drarry]

Day 10 - Menorah Candles

Happy Hanukkah to those who celebrate! This is from the wonderful list posted by @remus-john-lupin ! Thank you so much to @bisexualronaldweasley for beta-ing, you deserve a treat for all this work.

These are within the universe of my other content, but you do not have to read those to understand these. I won’t be making them all within the same time period but they’ll take place in different years of the same au. This one takes place sometime after Wolfstar is engaged. Happy December and Happy Holidays!

Please someone tell me if I got anything wrong regarding Hanukkah or the menorah. Unfortunately, I knew nothing about the holiday before I did research for this small fic.

Sirius shifted on the bed beside Remus, waking up slowly. Sirius’s eyes were still closed, and Remus watched as his arm reached over, searching for and finding Remus’s chest. “Mmm, morning,” Sirius grumbled, and pulled Remus into his arms for a cuddle. 

Chuckling, Remus turned to face Sirius, giving him a kiss. “Good morning, babe.” Sirius still hadn’t opened his eyes, instead burying his face under Remus’s chin. 

Rubbing his fiancé’s back, Remus asked, “Are you going back to sleep? Or are you going to help me make breakfast?”

“Ten more minutes?” Sirius mumbled back. 

In response, Remus just pulled Sirius closer. 

Ten minutes later, Remus woke him up. “Come on, it’s time. Help me make pancakes, babe.”

“But I’m so comfortable,” Sirius whined. 

“Nope, I gave you your ten minutes, up! You don’t want to disappoint my mum, do you?”

Sirius sat up quickly. “I’m up!”

“So you get up for Hope, but not your fiancé. Love you too.”

“Hey! We’re staying in your parents’ house and she cooks for us all the time, we can do something nice for her. I just maybe forgot that we weren’t at home.” Sirius pouted, moving to put on a shirt and sweatpants.

Laughing, Remus quietly made his way down to the kitchen. Luckily, his parents were still sleeping, so they’d have time to get everything done.

“Alright, let’s do this,” Sirius said, coming into the kitchen. 

“Sirius,” Remus replied, then waited for his fiancé to look at him. “No flour fights. Not in my mum’s kitchen.”

Sirius just clutched at his chest and gasped, acting scandalized. “Why, I never!”

When they were just about finished, Sirius was setting the table in the other room and Remus heard him greet his parents. 

“Hope, Lyall! Happy Hanukkah!” Sirius said loudly. Remus couldn’t make out anything else, but he soon heard someone come up behind him as he was plating the last of the pancakes. Turning, he found his mum waiting. 

“Happy Hanukkah, mum.” He leaned in for a hug when she opened her arms and he received a kiss on the cheek. 

“Thank you for making breakfast, honey. And happy Hanukkah to you, too.” She leaned back with a smile and moved to the plate of food. “Are these ready?”

“Yep, can you bring them out and I’ll grab the rest?”

Moving to the table, he greeted his dad, and joined his family for breakfast.

When the sun was setting that evening, everyone got ready for the lighting of the first menorah candle. 

Gathering around the menorah, Hope asked Sirius if he’d like to light the candle.

Sirius looked startled. “Are you sure, Hope?” 

“Absolutely, dear,” she responded, handing him the shamash.

Sirius took the candle from Hope and looked at Remus, still surprised.

Remus smiled back, and whispered, “Light the one on the left.”

Sirius lit the first candle with a blinding smile on his face. 

During dinner, they spoke about previous holidays and traditions, and Sirius asked questions about Hanukkah. He had grown up in a non-religious household, and Remus knew how much it meant to him to be included. 

When they were finished eating and sitting together in the living room, Remus’s parents handed them chocolate coins. Remus laughed and thanked them, explaining to Sirius what gelt was and that it was a common gift during Hanukkah. 

Sirius looked slightly worried after the explanation and turned to Remus. “Did we get them gifts?” he whispered.

Remus smiled. He left the room and came back with two wrapped boxes. “These are from us,” he said, handing them to his parents and giving them each a kiss on the cheek.

Remus sat next to Sirius once again. Grabbing his hands, he smiled at his fiancé. “Thanks for coming to celebrate with us, Sirius.”

Masterlist

[indigosandviolets]

suggestions/ideas for fanfic, from a writer who learned this shit the hard way

does your fanfic have a very specific setting/things characters do? have the main character (reader, OC, whatever, i will be referring to them as the MC) do something adjacent to that.

ex. your story takes place during a war and your love interest is a soldier? make the MC a translator or have them work on the supply line, to give contrast to the story while keeping them in the action

ex. your love interest is a chess grandmaster? have the MC be a journalist/artist/sculptor! that gives you a chance for the love interest to teach them chess and for the MC to learn more about the love interest

you want to do a coffee shop au? have the love interest work across the street, at a bakery

so, you’ve decided to do one of the above or chosen a random hobby for your character but you don’t know how to write it? look up technique!

journalist route? of course you know how to do that, you’re doing that by writing the fic! just have the MC describe what’s happening in front of them, and you’re golden

translator? best bet would probably be wikipedia. it would also help to do general research into the language you’re translating, and if you’re having the MC speak the language, you could either translate it then and there (“they looked up at the LI, smiling. “Vi we hvem vi er,” they say, “We are who we are.”) or leave a key at the end of your fic

artist (painter/drawing route)? watch a youtube video on someone painting. it’s literally that easy. shit, the best help would be Bob Ross, because he actually explains what the hell he’s doing and with which brush.

sculptor? youtube, baby! some people do step by steps of what they’re doing, so try and find something like that

knitting? youtube, again. there are a ton of step by step tutorials for how to do certain patterns, sweaters, hats, scarfs, and more! plus, looking up these tutorials make you more knowledgeable of a person, and it also really helps with Jeopardy!

you don’t know whether or not your x reader is inclusive enough? get vague, babes, but not too vague!

use they/them pronouns (unless you’re posting multiple versions for the fic) for the MC, or write in the second person, and instead of describing things about the way the MC looks, pay more attention to how the MC feels

don’t! assume! race! you never know who is going to read your fic. don’t use phrases such as “their face paled” or “cheeks flushed”. instead, use “their blood ran cold” or “they felt their face heat up”, it’s so much more inclusive and in my experience, it leads to better writing because you spend more time explaining the why those things happened

for the love of all things holy, don’t let your love interest run their hands through the MC’s hair. you can’t do that with all hair types. i understand, it’s a tender thing, but you can show tenderness without having that happen. instead, rubbing circles onto the back of hands while they’re being held, back rubs, shoulder touches, forehead kisses, cooking for each other, have the MC play with the love interest’s hair (if possible)

if you’re writing a character who is neurodivergent, disabled, trans, LGBTQ+, mentally ill, etc. and you’re not any of those things, please, for the love of fuck, do proper research. as a trans gay man with depression and anxiety, i cannot tell you how many fics i’ve read that don’t portray any of those things right. please, do research, talk to actual people who have any of the above mentioned, and have someone beta your fic.

don’t! assume! religion! yes, Christmas fics are cute, but people celebrate more than Christmas! Hanukkah fics are cute! Kwanza fics are cute! shit, just snowed in, cuddled up together during December fics with no religious holiday implied are cute!

don’t assume size! please! i cannot tell you how many times i’ve seen plus-sized readers in comment sections that say “this man could not lift me up” or “fic: he picked me up easily me: no he did not” and it’s sad because plus-sized readers exist! how do you avoid that happening to your fic? don’t include size unless you are writing a specifically plus-sized reader fic. that’s it. that’s literally it. also, don’t include how tight or loose fitting clothes are, it’s generally good to stay away from clothes unless they’re important to the story.

include personality traits instead of physical traits, especially when the LI is talking to the MC (“i love the way that you laugh” or “you always think about the best in people” or perhaps “you get so worried over me, i’m fine, really”)

“i’ll never be as good as *insert writer here* :( “ yes, babe, you will. you know why? because every writer is different. we each have our own set of skills, so play to them! also, don’t be afraid to step out of your comfort zone!

you love to write whump? write that fucking whump baby. be the best whump writer you can be

you love to write fluff but you wanna give a go at angst? do it! play around with it! no one said you can’t have both in the same fic

you only know how to write smut but you want to get better at fic overall? start with the build up to the smut, and go backwards from there, the why the two characters are engaging in smutty activities, the how, the when and where and what got them to that point. the better the build up, the more satisfying the smut.

not comfortable with writing smut/ you tried but smut isn’t your thing? then don’t write it. very classic case of “My Kink Is Not Your Kink” and “Don’t Like It? Don’t Read It”, except it’s the writers edition

if you are really good at writing emotions, but terrible at intersections, or vice versa, read fics that have good interactions/emotions, see what that writer does, and try to replicate it with your own spin on it. read from multiple writers, find the ones you like the best, and why you like those the best, and then do what they do in your own way

i hope these helped you, because i had to learn this shit the hard way. feel free to reblog and add your own advice, because i’m not perfect and if i left out an important piece of advice, add it!

happy writing, babes!