#i haven’t posted anything in a while helo

[onlymarinette]

today i fainted for the first time in my life and i’m being 100% serious when i say that my first thought when i woke up was that new marinette angst material just unlocked

[bxlladxnnabxtch]

A Little While

Simon (Ghost) Riley x Reader

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Summary: After a mission gone terribly wrong, internalizing your mistakes is the only way you seem to cope. Ghost finally decides to intervene when it becomes too serious to ignore.

Pt. 2 to A Minute Too Late - READ HERE

Warnings: Swearing, arguing, crying, yelling, mentions of blood, traumatic situations, PTSD.

Ghost stared at you from across the table, watching you push the food around your plate like you’d rather throw yourself out of a Helo than actually put any of it in your mouth. You didn’t look up at him, knowing that the only thing you’d be met with was a disappointed stare and you didn’t think you could take any more guilt than you already had. You could hardly sleep, every time you closed your eyes you were sent back to that terrifying moment, visions of your teammates blood splattered across the ground and the never-ending reminder that you failed.

You were almost certain you were going to lose your job because of it, honorably discharged, sent back home to live out the rest of your days as another trauma-riddled veteran. But none of that ever happened, and you couldn’t tell if it was worse that it didn’t.

“It wasn-“ Ghost began.

“Simon- just don’t” The words came out in a sigh that was so exhaustion riddled that Simon didn’t know how to react, silently observing how your hand came up to hold your head, eyes slipping closed. A rage began to burn inside of him at how much you blamed yourself for the incident, eyes narrowing as you blew out another puff of air.

“You didn’t do anything wrong.” You lifted your head from your hand, burning daggers into him. Your jaw clenched; hands balled up by your sides. “I don’t want to talk about it.” You said, frustration straining your voice as you swallowed thickly.

Ghost tilted his head at your attitude, an eerily calm tone making its way into his gruff voice. “The longer you keep beating yourself up about it the more we’re going to talk about it. Soap doesn’t blame you, and neither do I.”

Simon would be lying if he said this conversation didn’t hurt him too. The first thing he saw when he walked in was blood and his heart stopped thinking it was yours. It soon shattered when he saw you leaning over Soap’s barely conscious and badly beaten body, desperately screaming at him to stay awake as you called for an evac in a frenzy. Seeing you deteriorate day after day due to the incident practically broke him, praying to a God he didn’t believe in that you could forgive yourself.

But yet you haven’t, and you were only getting worse.

You stood up abruptly, leaving your plate as you began walking away, but a grip on your shoulder stopped you.

“Don’t fucking touch me Simon.” You yelled, stumbling back as you shoved his hand off of you. He froze when your voice raised, you never yelled at him, and it shattered his soul that this stupid fucking thing you blamed yourself for was the thing to make you break.

“You can’t keep blaming yourself for this.” He said, his voice raising the slightest bit. You scoffed, pushing the hair out of your face. “But I am the one to blame. He should’ve never gotten hurt. I should have been at my stupid fucking post.” You screamed, spiraling, breathing becoming uneven as you felt your face heat up. Fuck don’t cry.

“You were fighting for your life!” He boomed, the empty mess hall going eerily quiet as you stood stunned at his outburst. He didn’t intend to yell at you, but the desire to get through to you, to get you to sleep, eat, fucking live burned more than his concern about you being startled. The tears finally slipped down your cheeks, but you furiously pawed at your face, wiping them away in a panic.

“It was MacTavish that chose to go into that bloody room without any backup. He knew the risks, and he went.” Ghost spoke, his heart shattering all over again at the sight of you crying. He walked up to you, gently pulling your hands away from your face as you stared at him with glassy, tear bordered eyes. His hands came up to cup your cheeks, holding your face with such adoration and care that you could’ve cried harder. He swiped his thumbs across your cheeks gently wiping away the tears that were cascading down your face as he let out a sigh of concern.

“He’s going to be okay.” He said, his tone soft and soothing. “I need you to be too.”

More tears ran down your cheeks at his words, but all he did was wipe them away, shushing you gently.

“Let’s get you to bed, yeah?” You nodded up at him, grabbing onto his hand as he pulled them away, taking it into yours.

With him, maybe you would be okay. At least for a little while.

[ferret-flops]

So...I haven’t really posted anything about my ferrets since January 2019. There have been so many things going on in my personal life (serious bouts of depression and anxiety, fertility issues) and on top of that, we have (since April 2019) lost all our ferrets.

Helo

We lost Helo in April 2019 to insulinoma. He was our wild child. His loss was really felt because he was a whirlwind, a menace, and hands down the most playful fuzz we had. As he was getting sicker, he would look for me so I could cuddle him. I am so grateful for this cuddle sessions. I really really miss his little face.

Dexter

We lost him October 2019 to insulinoma as well. He was definitely “my” baby. He liked to ride around on my shoulder. He hated when I would squeak toys for Kai. He loved going on “magic carpet” rides (basically us putting him on top of a blanket and then dragging the blanket around on the floor). I miss him more than words can say.

Kai

We just lost Kai last week. The horrible ache from his loss is still fresh. Him and our two cats were my companions while I have been working from home. He had lymphoma and couldn’t walk too well anymore. But he still wanted to explore the house and intimidate the cats, haha. Last week, we saw that he was declining and knew it was time. Those last days with him laying cuddled on my chest mean so much to me. Before my husband took him to be helped crossing the rainbow bridge, I picked him up and cuddled him and told him how much I loved him and how much he meant to me. I thanked him for everything he and his brothers gave me. I hope he knew.

My hope is that they are all together and running around well and whole again. 💜💜💜💜💜

I still want to keep this blog around so I can see ferrets on my timeline and reblog cute fuzzies I see.

Anyway, this is my ramble-y update. Pretty sad, I know, but it is what it is.

[ghostmartyr]

SnK 117 Thoughts

Action scenes!

All the wrong people achieving minor victories!

Fist fights that are Eren’s only means of honest communication anymore!

Brotherhood.

All this and more in another edition of Eren coming closest to checking himself while he wrecks himself.

-tosses confetti-

To be honest, the most worrying thing about this chapter to me is that Zeke shows up at the end. I figured that’s how this battle kept going, but I thought that would be the last ‘surprise’ of the volume. A next month thing.

If he’s already here, signs point to the handshake that breaks the world happening at the end of next chapter.

Even having no idea what Eren’s up to, but full confidence that he’s not a hundred percent on board with Zeke’s ideas for what they should be up to... Do Not Want. Zeke and Eren are like bulls in china shops (disregarding what Mythbusters says about that). Whatever’s coming, it isn’t going to be a tiny thing like brainwashing an entire island into forgetting their history. These are young men of vision.

That’s next month’s problem, though.

This month, we get another chapter that makes me think I’m going to go back to my Return to Shiganshina motto of wondering how pretty the anime is going to make all of this.

When we’re once again in Shiganshina. And Eren and Reiner are once again brawling.

This is not a critique, it’s just me pointing out that action scenes in this series are not the fastest way to any of the ongoing trauma elsewhere in the series being resolved. ...And my natural reaction to action-heavy chapters when I’m writing these posts is to kind of gesture at the chapter and be all, “you saw it, didn’t you?”

But that’s, of course, underselling all the emotional drama we still have to sort through. Starting with Eren’s upgrade to not just confusing his friends and the audience at large, now even Yelena is probably wanting to put her head in her hands and just wonder why the fuck.

With the answer apparently being that Eren feels like beating up Reiner.

Let’s put all that in the Later tab, because Eren and his problems of being Eren deserve a little more pondering before I say anything. ...Besides one reminder remark that Eren’s inherited the Attack Titan, and we haven’t yet really delved into hat it means that Titans seem to have their own outlines of a personality. With Paths moving to the forefront, that might be changing.

Or Eren just feels like beating up Reiner.

Moving on, it’s time for everyone’s favorite topic!

Fuck Marley.

This is one of those story elements I will be much less hissy at once the story is over. Unless the story does something stupid. But for now, every single time we focus on the non-Warrior conflicts of Marley, my only regret is that Zeke and Eren’s massacre in their country was so limited.

Hyperbole obviously in effect, but

Let me try to start somewhere that isn’t mindless screaming about how Marley can just go fuck right off, and how being relieved that a child soldier you’ve crafted has made it back to safety doesn’t actually make you a better person, you absolute fuckwit.

As the narrative stands, the people from Marley are the only ones with power who aren’t fucking over their personal allegiances. Zeke’s screwed over everyone. Eren has actively damaged his friends. The 104th is powerless unless they want Armin to start really making things explode.

The Warriors and Magath have a very straightforward mission, and they’ve kept to it. This is their military operation, and there’s a plan. It makes sense that they’re kind of rolled into the protagonist role of this battle. Eren’s being fucking Eren, the Warriors have legitimate grief, they’re trying to save a child behind enemy lines...

Here, as ever, is the problem.

Fuck Marley.

Just... just to try and find some words to my indignation that only this particular set of characters can capture so well, Helos. Helos the hero. The untainted, hollow hero.

The hero who secretly made a pact with both sides to end the violence and spend a century lying about how they found peace, leaving an immeasurable mark on the state of Eldians until Willy strolls up one fine day and decides, you know what, maybe we can cool it with all this lying, but we absolutely need to go after the same targets all that lying created.

Willy was willing to die for his beliefs.

His belief was that throwing Paradis under the bus was perfectly acceptable.

Marley is full of stubborn people determined to see their missions out, but every single time we approach their point of view, it drives me nuts that we are spending any time humanizing the desire for Marley to come out the winner here.

Galliard, you have a legit beef with Eren. He uses you to kill someone you could have counted among your comrades, and the trauma alone would make any desire for vengeance immediately acceptable.

But ah yes, your home town.

I know Marley keeps their people in ignorance. I know Eldians considering that their grandest aspiration in life is to die is possibly more dangerous than simply living that fate out. I know Galliard’s mostly been involved in wars that are about fighting people they’re at war with, and protecting his people.

Unless I’ve been paying even less attention than I think, they’re in Shiganshina.

Marley cracked the walls open like a nut. They used children to do it. They committed genocide without once getting their hands dirty in order to maybe drag out the Founding Titan.

All of this built on the backs of Eldians. Having the Founding Titan means having a compliant Eldian. Having Titans at all means having Eldians.

Eren’s assault on Liberio is awful. It mirrors the horror of Shiganshina, and nothing about how the plot progresses is going to make me okay with what he and Zeke went for there.

But in terms of the devastation caused?

Eren’s willingness to kill children to accomplish his goal of wiping out the top brass is disturbing, and can’t match Reiner, Bertolt, and Annie’s naive willingness to kick down a door when they’re 10-12.

Liberio is still only one town.

Opening up the walls kills a lot more than one town. Some of it through Paradis’ own tactics, but as much as I like Galliard, and understand how much he’s lost...

Marley destroys a third of Paradis because it can.

No declaration of war, no warning. They treat Paradis the way they treat all Eldians: As a resource Marley is so entitled to they have no need to recognize them as anything more.

What Eren does is appalling and wrong.

But Galliard’s continued focus on that is its own kind of sickening. These people have never been confronted with the horrors they’ve participated in. Your home town, Galliard? Your brother?

How about your home town, your mother, your friends, a third of your country, and watching your own government send out a further 20% of the remaining population on a suicide mission so the rest of them survive.

All from a completely unprovoked attack.

Eren at least waits to hear Willy’s declaration of war.

Galliard’s motives are honestly very understandable, but compared to the history we’ve lived through with the Paradis side, it’s nothing. It’s a whining child who hasn’t realized that a world beyond him and his exists.

Then there’s Magath, and his line about putting an end to a hundred years of resentment.

What, resenting the island? Thanks to a lie your hero agreed to?

Resenting titans? After using them as your primary military force since the second you were given back your autonomy?

You people fucked up your own world! Marley policy has kept the fear of titans alive. Marley’s current strategy is bringing the hatred focused on them back to an island that, as far as they know, hasn’t had any interaction with the outside world for a hundred years.

Paradis isn’t perfect. Entire essays written solely about how fucked up Paradis is would be very easy to write. Armin’s probably written about thirty, in-universe.

What they’ve done is still not comparable to what Marley’s done.

The characters might feel the emotional weight similarly, but the crimes are not anywhere close to the same.

So having these guys arguing that they’ll claim the Founding Titan and save the world? The world they didn’t think twice about breaking whenever it was convenient for them? The world they only now care about because the strength of titans is turning obsolete?

Fuck Marley.

Reiner’s honestly my favorite part of this chapter, even if he continues to cling to the wrong theme. He’s upset over Gabi and Falco, but he looks at Eren, and he actually sees Eren. Reiner is someone who has stopped trying to find a moral high ground in this fight. He has his mission, he has his people, and trying to work out the rest is insanity.

They’ll all be dead soon.

They’re all miserable.

“What do you get... from living any longer?! Eren... I’ll end this for you.”

I said a few chapters back that this is a series about suicide. It’s Zeke’s entire motivation; getting the rest of the world to the place he is. It’s time for them all to end. Here, Reiner, despite theoretically being on the anti-Zeke side, is expressing the exact same sentiment.

They’re all going to die anyway. They’ve all suffered enough. It can be over. Ending it can be an act of kindness.

Eren agreed with that once, too.

“At the very least… I want you to end it all for me.” --65

The answer he got then was very simple.

“When I see someone crying, saying… no one needs them… I want to tell them… It’s not true.”

What do you get from living any longer?

Whatever you want. It’s your fucking life. No one else has the right to decide when it should end.

Now we get to the fun stuff, because that look Eren has comes directly after Reiner spouts his big brother’s entire philosophy. Mentally, but this is a story. Eren’s most furious look comes from something he once asked for. Reiner trying to bring him to a peaceful end.

That thing Zeke wants for all Eldians.

That’s what comes before Eren’s emotions rise back to the surface.

Yelena and her merry crew don’t understand why Eren goes ahead and starts this fight, and really, neither do I. As a beacon for Zeke to follow, it’s a seriously dangerous one, and Marley knowing exactly where Eren is means they don’t have to worry about accidentally killing other human-sized bodies on the ground. Hiding and recollecting probably would have worked out better.

But we’re far enough into this arc that I’m really mostly fine with Eren doing things that don’t make sense. If the answer is just that he’s emotionally fragile enough that seeing Reiner meant he had to fight Reiner, I’d accept that.

Then Zeke shows up, and. Siiiigh.

I don’t know what happens next, but Eren looks so young when his big brother steps in to help. Eren’s been fighting alone this entire time. He doesn’t seem to like Yelena or Floch. He’s taken steps to make sure his friends stay away from him. He accepts the assistance freely offered, but his mission is his own.

My personal opinion is that Eren has very different plans for the Founding Titan’s powers than what the narrative has told us. His furious fight for life in this very chapter is a point in favor of that.

But whatever it’s used for, there’s one other person in the world who’s trying just as hard to reach him.

Zeke and Eren are doing, and will do, horrible things. Eren’s motives might not line up with Zeke’s, but Zeke is still his partner in this. Zeke knows what it’s like to cut off everything else except their mission. He knows what it’s like to be alone without an ally he can fully trust with his vision for the world.

They might have different visions, but Zeke understands everything Eren has gone through, and in Eren’s most desperate moment, he shows up.

Until the end of whatever happens, his big brother is fighting to make it to his side. He’s here to protect Eren and change the world with him.

Eren’s a disaster, but the look on his face sells how hard all of this has been. Since he was fifteen, he’s been shouldering the fate of humanity alone. Now, he has someone in his corner who’s held that burden for even longer.

It probably won’t go well. Even this bond might fall to pieces if their philosophical differences come out.

But for right now, Eren has his big brother.

.

Oh and in other news, Gabi paying attention to all the wrong things means that Marley knows the requirements for making the Founding Titan go zoom.

Next chapter is just going to end with Eren and Zeke’s hands finally meeting. The last page is a blank white one that says ‘the heart’.

...I do kinda love that while this is going on, everyone in the cells just assumes that the Wall Titans are now walking around. SURPRISE! you’re at war. That’s going to be fun to cope with when your building inevitably suffers a hole.

Next month is going to be... a lot.

[safflora]

Narrative as a Tactic in the SNK World (Part 2 - Eren Claims his Role)

(Read Part 1 here)

In the previous part of this post, I outlined how a concept of tactical narrative has been developed in the story of Attack on Titan. This is where I speculate about what that could mean for the rest of the story. It’s not very different from anything I’ve said in previous posts, but I couldn’t get it out of my head, so here it is again!

The important thing here is that Eren is aware that they are ultimately fighting a war of ideas. Who are the Eldians/Paradisians, and what is their place in the world? Their lives and their freedom depend on the world’s answer to these questions. Perhaps Eren simply intends to eliminate those who would threaten his home island as he has said he does. He’s certainly shown his willingness to kill when he deems it necessary. But if he is still committed to saving humanity, if his recent experiences living among and coming to care about his ‘enemy’ compel him to search for another way (he was opposed to relying on the rumbling as anything but a last resort after all), then finding a way to beat his adversaries at their own game by creating a new narrative about Paradis could be another option for him to pursue. Let’s explore that:

This is an idea Eren has been tuned into for years at this point. He is the one who received insight into Kruger’s statement regarding Gods and Devils, and though he recounted much of the rest of that conversation to the Survey Corps, he seems to have stowed that bit away for himself.

That’s not to say others are ignorant of the concept, just that this is an important idea that nobody but the reader is aware Eren is working with. Armin, Mikasa, and Hange have all talked about how the world just needs to get to know them. Eren’s reactions to these statements are striking and, I believe, telling. This is something he’s really paying attention to and taking on board.

The problem is that even though they believe what they need to do is change the world’s perception of them, they haven’t been able to find an in-road to make moves in that direction. And as Eren reminds them, they are running out of time. 

Isayama sets up a much more obvious link between Eren’s actions and the concept of tactical narrative in the scenes surrounding the attack on Liberio. In chapters 99 and 100 we are seeing Willy’s literal dramatization of the threat the world faces successfully create a united force against Paradis while simultaneously seeing Eren talk to Reiner about the story he was told as a child and claim his own role as the Devil in the story he knows must now unfold. It’s important that Isayama is presenting these ideas in parallel. I can’t post those entire chapters here, so I will just encourage you to go reread them with this in mind. The question is whether Eren is intentionally shaping a narrative here as part of a larger strategy or if he is simply being reactive and acting out of desperation, still a slave to the story. It appears that Eren may believe he can use the story that has just been presented to the world to his advantage. I think he is consciously stepping into the role of the Devil here and doing what he can to show the world that he is their enemy. What remains to be seen (even at the end of chapter 123) is his goal.

I stated in part one that whoever can tell the most compelling story will win in a war of ideas. The idea Eren’s friends want to fight for is that Paradisians can live in peace with the rest of the world. For this idea to triumph, they first have to be able to capture the attention of the world, which they had been unable to do. Even then it’s going to take something on a scale orders of magnitude grander than Willy’s play to change the world’s entrenched beliefs at this point. Has Eren decided that this is a futile endeavor, that time has run out, and opted just to take out the opposition? Or, has he realized that he’s the only one with the capability of making a scene like that a reality? Either way, it could be that his Attack on Liberio was just Act I in the drama establishing himself as the Devil, and that the curtain is now rising on Act II for a God or a Helos from Paradis to save the day. While I personally lean towards a more hopeful and charitable reading of Eren’s intentions, it could also be that he really does intend the destruction of the world and that the world will be saved despite that. The point here though is that using narrative as a tactic is definitionally intentional, and I think there’s evidence to suggest that this is what Eren may be doing, taking a play out of the enemy’s book. We’ll just have to wait and see how it plays out.

[helozinha-art]

Tagged by @purplegirl789

Nickname: Helo (both in real life and online)

Height: 1,52cm (and I look 14 years old even though I'm almost 19 Q-Q)

Last film I watched: Frozen (I'm trying to get screenshots for an AU ^^”)

Favorite musician: I don't really have a favorite? I usually like songs better than their musician... But I don't know, I'm gonna say Katy Perry, Lady Gaga and Iza.

Song stuck in my head: Shiny from Moana... It just started playing in my mind and I can’t get it off H E L P

Other blogs: @ask-the-fruk-gems (that I haven't updated in a while since I decided I'd only do so once I get a tablet for drawing the comics) and @black-and-pink-curls (which is a collab between me and my bae, but we haven’t posted anything there yet)

Do I get asks: Sometimes! Depends if something on my posts requires asks (outifit memes and scush). But I also get random people complimenting my art sometimes, which always makes my day <3 (even though I just freak out saying thank you lmao)

What am I wearing: Blue shirt, black pants and black hairband. 

Dream job: Voice actress and animator (I’m studying for this!)

Dream trip: My main goals are Canada, France and England, but I also would love to visit the rest of Europe too, and some Latin American countries and Japan too!! (where will I get the money for all of those? I have no idea!)

Play any instruments: I knew how to play keyboard when I was like..10 years old. But haven’t played ever since, so ^^”

Languages: Portuguese is my native language, English is my second (in which I’m almost fluent, I think), I know a little bit of Spanish and wanna learn French.

Favorite food: Roast chicken and pasta (without sauce)

Favorite song: Again, I don’t really pick favorites, but... I really like Something Like This by The Chainsmokers.

Random fact: I have four doggies that are almost like little siblings. I’m not even kidding, there are some situations that they act like actual human children xD

Tagging: @domdelioncourt, @amybun-cosplay, @luna-s-world,  @wherearemyglassesbro (if y’all want to ^^”)

[lanasaved]

helo it is Me nai (jude/the douglas booth’s mun) bringin back lana bc i hav no self control so!!!! her pinterest is here n u can find more abt her beneath the cut. i’m jst abt to post a self para fr those of u tht already know her to explain like..... where she’s been/why she’s been away or whatever n provide a kind of backstory. anyway! dives in like an olympic swimmer

( cis-female ) haven’t seen LANA JAMESON around in a while. the KRISTINE FROSETH lookalike has been known to be (+) ALLURING & (+) VIVACIOUS, but SHE can also be (-) CHILDISH & (-) FICKLE. The 21 year old is a SOPHOMORE majoring in DANCE. I believe they’re living in FIDELIS but I popped by earlier and no one answered the door. ( nai. 22. gmt. she/her. )

she’s local to the NY area i jst havent decided where exactly she grew up tbh. probably somewhere upstate

okAY so her mum is an old money socialite / three time campaign model way back when n her dad is a big record label mogul. he owns a label called jameson records n they repped a few rly big rock bands back in the eighties, altho they’re mostly known for ‘poppy injects’ whose lead singer had a big heroin scandal tht brought down his career. lana p much grew up around musicians snorting lines instead of spooning down cereal fr breakfast n her parents were v much absent her whole life

they’re pretty well off obviously n bc of her relation to such a big music industry figure she’s hung out w a fair few relatively high rep ppl thru her teens. she amassed kind of an instagram following mainly fr her style (v penny lane-esque, lots of fur cuff trimmed jackets, pastel faux fur coats, seventies style platforms, flame red cowboy boots, fishnet tights n glitter galore) n bc she’s undeniably Very Pretty

her parents always kind of jst… didn’t like her. it was v clear that she was an accident after her older brother caleb n that even when they just had him alone they weren’t cut out for parenthood. they always kind of jst… ignored her n hoped she’d go away. she had to mke herself microwave meals when she ws only like 12 bc they’d forget to get her anything. once she went like 6 days without her mum even looking her in the eyes once

despite this tho!!! she’s always been insanely close w her brother caleb. he’s her whole world. thts why when he decided to sign up to the army she ws understandably scared bt supported him regardless. bt THEN he wound up getting discharged under grounds of severe ptsd when he witnessed his best friend die in an explosion tht took place in a shock raid. caleb returned home n he was never the same n lana kind of felt like he’d died out there too. he’s in n out of hospital a lot n it’s rly hard on her bt she doesn’t tlk abt it to anyone rly

growing up lana was always a huge social butterfly. jst literally…. knew Everyone n everyone definitely knew her. she ws one of those girls tht ws kind of impossible to ignore or forget. very animated, always made u feel like u were the centre of the universe whenever she spoke to u, always made it feel like u were best friends even if ud only spoken to her once. she has this magnetic way abt her tht is kind of hard to find in real life. it’s something ud only rly expect out of a movie character

she’s always been insatiably spontaneous n adventurous. always doing something weird n wild every weekend. she has ten thousand stories tht always earn a laugh or a gasp over how ridiculously absurd they r

ANYWAY so after caleb got back he was rly withdrawn n depressed. he shut lana out n was kind of harsh to her a lot of the time, always telling her to leave him alone or pushing her away. it didnt help either tht lana had a rly traumatic experience w some of her dad’s colleagues at the label when she ws 16 n he was away n she cldnt even tell him abt it once he was bk bc of his own traumas. she kind of jst shut it all in n kept it to herself

this obviously?? made her spiral a lot. she was already a girl tht loved sex (she’d only rly done foreplay before tho) but since her trauma it got…. completely out of hand. it got to a point where she couldnt rly go 2 days without it, probably not even 1. her lowest point has probably been scrolling thru craiglist for anonymous encounters n meeting up w strangers on there fr a quick fuck jst for the thrill even tho it’s insanely dangerous n she cld wind up getting herself killed. it’s v clear at this point tht she has a sex addiction whether she’s ever admitted it or not. in fact she’s so… shameless in her endeavours tht she’s actually currently having an affair w her ballet instructor tanya who’s engaged to b married

she also currently? is working as a cam girl. she found this website bc she trawls… porn stuff a lot n she wound up applying to work as one bc she thought it’d b fun n wld earn her some disposal income (even tho she frankly doesn’t need it bc she’s already well off). the guy tht manages all of the girls on the site is kind of suspect n it’s a whole plot i’m gna unravel where it’s actually like the front for a cult or something wild so. stay posted ig. KGJDKGJH

new development!!!!!!!! cue me trottin around doin jazz hands. she’s actually been cut off by her dad so she’s..... living off the money she has left n has to look to find a job which is jst. a nightmare fr someone like lana bc she’s insatiably irresponsible n destined to be fired from anything she tries to hold down bt. it’ll be Interesting bc this means she genuinely Has to keep on camming even tho she’s starting not to want to any more bc of other circumstances i won’t elaborate on jst yet winks

PERSONALITY/SOME FUN FACTS: uncontrollably flirty. boundlessly confident. cld make a joke out a paper bag n her comedy is sometimes surreal / absurd. she tends to laugh when she feels like crying n has a smile brighter than a ray of texas sunshine. always dapples her fingers thru the breeze when she’s driving in a car w the window down. her fav book as a child used to b alice in wonderland n she’d fantasise abt having her own little wonderland too where everyone knew her name n asked her things n took her on adventures. at the time it didn’t rly strike her how evident it was tht that was bc she was so lonely. she almost ALWAYS has some sort of sweet on her, whether it’s strawberry laces or gummy bears or cherry lollipops. she adores david bowie n prince n madonna n anyone tht’s a vintage style icon w little care fr what ppl think. wildflowers r her favourites bc they’re the brightest and u can’t buy them. she’s had like 8472493874 ‘relationships’ n none of them hav lasted beyond a month / hav been terrible / hav seen her being treated badly / she’s cheated on them. i dnt think she’s actually been w anyone she hasn’t cheated on in some form or another

PLOT IDEAS: exes tht lana’s fucked over hideously. she’d probably cheat a lot and it’d be a whole…mess. mayb someone tht flipped the switch and cheated on her? a cousin plot cld b fun too. a friend tht lana fel out w bc she slept w their significant other. someone tht’s getting lana into drugs?? she’s kind of impressionable/down for anything so tht’s a likely scenario she’d get into tbh. an unrequited crush!! (either way is cool). someone tht is just hanging out w her/using her bc she has a lot of instagram followers or they want to b signed to her dad’s label. someone in a band!! she’d probably make like penny lane n b their groupie/sleep w them all fgjkshgkh. umm a good influence too mayb? OH and a past summer romance/fling tht cld either have meant a lot or not have meant anything at all. bonus points if both of them hav a diff viewpoint on it. HONESTLY?? anything is fine i cld ramble for days. Let’s Get Wildt!

[earlyback]

a smile came to his lips, while he stared at her intently. "It seems I can't stay away from you," he said.

He looked disheveled and disreputable, like an outlaw on the run. A smile came to his lips, while he stared at her intently. "It seems I can't stay away from you," he said.

his breath fell in a warm, even rhythm on the curve of her cheek. “Some people think of the bee as a sacred insect,” he said. “It’s a symbol of reincarnation.” “I don’t believe in reincarnation,” she muttered. there was a smile in his voice. “What a surprise. At the very least, the bees’ presence in your home is a sign of good things to come.” her voice was buried in the fine wool of his coat. “Wh-what does it mean if there are thousands of bees in one’s home?” he shifted her higher in his arms, his lips curving gently against the cold rim of her ear. “probably that we’ll have plenty of honey for teatime. We’re going through the doorway now. In a moment I’m going to set you on your feet.” Amelia kept her face against him, her fingertips digging into the layers of his clothes. “are they following?” “No. they want to stay near the hive. their main concern is to protect the queen from predators.” “She has nothing to fear from me!” laughter rustled in his throat. With extreme care, he lowered Amelia’s feet to the floor. Keeping one arm around her, he reached with the other to close the door. “there. We’re out of the room. You’re safe.” his hand passed over her hair. “You can open your eyes now.” clutching the lapels of his coat, Amelia stood and waited for a feeling of relief that didn’t come. her heart was racing too hard, too fast. her chest ached from the strain of her breathing. her lashes lifted, but all she could see was a shower of sparks. “Amelia … easy. You’re all right.” his hands chased the shivers that ran up and down her back. “Slow down, sweetheart.” She couldn’t. her lungs were about to burst. No matter how hard she worked, she couldn’t get enough air. Bees … the sound of buzzing was still in her ears. She heard his voice as if from a great distance, and she felt his arms go around her again as she sank into layers of gray softness. After what could have been a minute or an hour, pleasant sensations filtered through the haze. a tender pressure moved over her forehead. the gentle brushes touched her eyelids, slid to her cheeks. Strong arms held her against a comfortingly hard surface, while a clean, salt-edged scent filled her nostrils. her lashes fluttered, and she turned into the warmth with confused pleasure. “there you are,” came a low murmur. Opening her eyes, Amelia saw Cam Rohan’s face above her. they were on the hallway floor—he was holding her in his lap. as if the situation weren’t mortifying enough, the front of her bodice was gaping, and her corset was unhooked. Only her crumpled chemise was left to cover her chest. Amelia stiffened. until that moment she had never known there was a feeling beyond embarrassment, that made one wish one could crumble into a pile of ashes. “My … my dress…” “You weren’t breathing well. I thought it best to loosen your corset.” “I’ve never fainted before,” she said groggily, struggling to sit up. “You were frightened.” his hand came to the center of her chest, gently pressing her back down. “rest another minute.” his gaze moved over her wan features. “I think we can conclude you’re not fond of bees.”

Lisa Kleypas, Mine Till Midnight

no. 2 | six years ago on 22 Feb 2013 - our chat : helo .. how are you ? , are you coming to wild fire tomorrow ? | hi .. I am okey . Yup .. I am coming , Hope it’s fine.. |  yes u must come .. will going to meet you.. wats up with u ? any news  | Me too !! | What else ?? it’s seems we have missed lot of talk… | no we have not missed anything, anyway u tc and have a great day | You too !!

no. 2 | six years ago on today 16 March 2013 - our chat : Hi tried to connect .... Not able to your number is constant busy ... | out for dinner will talk tomorrow | Me too ... at friends place ... TC

for the witty, piquant, minded and exquisite woman in my life. these numbers are for both of you to understand my stand for you. just pick up the moment and understand the scene and lyrics. love you.

“I prefer to talk only when I have something to say.” “hmmm. that is neither Irish nor Romany. perhaps there’s another part of you we haven’t yet identified.” “My God. I hope not.” but he was smiling, and Win felt a warm ripple of delight spread through all her limbs. “that’s the first real smile I’ve seen from you since I came back,” she said. “You should smile more, Kev.” “Should I?” he asked softly. “Oh yes. It’s beneficial for your health. Dr. Harrow says his cheerful patients tend to recover far more quickly than the sour ones.” the mention of Dr. Harrow caused Merripen’s elusive smile to vanish. “ramsay says you’ve become close with him.” “Dr. Harrow is a friend,” she allowed. “Only a friend?” “Yes, so far. Would you object if he wished to court me?” “Of course not,” Merripen muttered. “What right would I have to object ?” “None at all. Unless you had staked some prior claim, which you certainly have not.” She sensed Merripen’s inner struggle to let the matter drop. a struggle he lost, for he said abruptly, “far be it from me to deny you a diet of pabulum, if that’s what your appetite demands.” “You’re likening Dr. Harrow to pabulum?” Win fought to hold back a satisfied grin. the small display of jealousy was a balm to her spirits. “I assure you, he is not at all bland. He is a man of substance and character.” “he’s a watery-eyed, pale-faced gadjo.” “he is very attractive. and his eyes are not at all watery.” “Have you let him kiss you?” “Kev, we’re on a public thoroughfare—” “have you?” “Once,” she admitted, and waited as he digested the information. he scowled ferociously at the pavement before them. When it became apparent he wasn’t going to say anything, Win volunteered, “It was a gesture of affection.” Still no response. Stubborn ox, she thought in annoyance. “It wasn’t like your kisses. and we’ve never …” She felt a blush rising. “We’ve never done anything similar to what you and I … the other night …” “We’re not going to discuss that.” “Why can we discuss Dr. Harrow’s kisses but not yours?” “Because my kisses aren’t going to lead to courtship.”

― Lisa Kleypas, Seduce Me at Sunrise

04.26.21.06 pm | a happy new day wishes - I want morning and noon and nightfall with you. I want your tears, your smiles, your kisses. missing  you and no.1 virtually matter till we meet again - for us being in love.

04.26.21.06 pm | a happy new day wishes - I want morning and noon and nightfall with you. I want your tears, your smiles, your kisses. missing  you and no.1 virtually matter till we meet again - for us being in love.

04.26.21.06 pm | a happy new day wishes - I want morning and noon and nightfall with you. I want your tears, your smiles, your kisses. missing  you and no.1 virtually matter till we meet again - for us being in love.

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On your pillow was a note that read:

“Everyday the mood gets jealous of the sun, but once the night comes you would never know a thing. Just like the sun gives it’s light to the moon, no matter what the day brings, every night you’ll know I’ll always love you.

awake with me tonight - we can feel each other. love you.

You - m i S S

#3552

to them - listen adequate music : c - d - s - k - k - a

post time : 21.26.14.01 pm

VW - SN - us being in fervent love.

[milquetoast-on-acid]

33, A Reactionary Post

Battlestar Galactica s.1 e.1, episode review.

Now I know that this episode tops a lot of posts for the best episode of BSG. And while I do think it's a wonderful fantastic and excellent episode. It's not my favorite. It's also such an interesting stark contrast to the miniseries. Where the miniseries really took it's time to introduce it's characters and the world we'd be living in with them. This one jumps us right into the action. There is no room to breathe in this. It's dark, it's gritty and the decisions of the characters are more morally ambiguous. 

side/note: Also I kind of wanted to point out that I don't really do a recap in my reviews as these are really meant for those who have seen the episode. And the show. I don't really care to do a recap (even though I do talk about the episode) - I don't see what the point in that is. If you haven't seen the episode/show then you will be spoiled.

Reality is also settling in for the characters. The realization that this is their life now. They have to deal with missing/dead family members and for the crew of the Galactica they don't have any relief. They are it. Without them humanity would have no protection. 

We also have the start of the other Sharon and Helo's plot line and It's not until they come to Galactica that I start to find an interest in them. So I probably won't be talking about them much through out the first season. 

It's so wonderful to see everyone just beat to hell. Not something we are used to seeing on a show or a film. The ever so pale crew members, hollow eyes, sweat, stubble (lots of hot sexy stubble and yes Jamie Bamber is hot but seriously Olmos should always sport that stubble ;)).  To the point where we feel the exhaustion with them. 

Everyone is exhausted - the crew of Galactica most especially who is forced to stay awake for a week straight without any real rest. Kudos to the makeup department and the commitment of the actors. I read somewhere that  Olmos consulted with a doctor to see how long he could stay awake without medically endangering oneself. It probably wasn't a very fun shoot because I could imagine a lot of cranky people but there really is something to be said for being totally committed to your work.

Baltar's Fantasy In Baltar's fantasty land inside of his head. I never noticed that during the sequence at the very beginning of the episode you can hear the ticking of a clock. It's very faint but it's just off in the background that lets you know that even though he's immersed himself in this fantasty world of what his life was like before. The real world is right there just outside. There really is no escaping it. No matter how much he wants to try.

The Reality of those left behind and what is left of humanity

Boomer not dealing with the loss of Helo We get a touch of cranky Boomer as she now has to deal with leaving Helo behind. At the very least the two of them were close friends. And so now she's biting off the heads of everyone around her.

Anastasia tries to find her family

So I really love this scene. It's been about a week since the attacks and people are just now starting to get a system together to find one's family members. We see a hopeful Dee, have her hopes dashed when she's told that they can't send photos as of yet and even further when we see the amount of photos of loved ones missing and possibly dead.

Roslin's white board

Such a small moment but it's really wonderful. We get some fabulous acting from Mary McDonnell and Roslin takes a moment here to feel for the deaths of her people. And the reality that what's left of the human race is not a big number and it's starting to drop. I really love that Laura has a white board designated to keeping track of how many humans are alive. It really brings it to the forefront just how small that number is and how crucial it is to keep that number up. And it's right there for Laura and everyone else to see it. So no one forgets that. 

Madam Whiteboard

It's also an interesting touch here (that we don't see later on in the show) that we see random people hanging out in the office of the president. Really gives you a sense that space is frakking precious.

We return to the white board at the end of the episode. Which serves as a nice bit of contrast from the earlier scene. Laura expecting more deaths is very happy to learn that a baby is born. That even in the darkest bleakest times there is hope.

Kudos to James Callis for looking so awkward and uncomfortable. Can't say I'm the biggest fan of oily Baltar but Callis always knocks that shit out of the park. He is absolutely fabulous in this role. The freakout is real!

Overworked and Underpaid

Lee and Kara and the case of the Stims This is such a wonderfully bizarre scene between them. Kara refuses to take her pills and proceeds to read Lee the riot act for acting like a friend instead of their squad leader. Kara does bring up some excellent points and as we see later on in the season; Lee has a hard time keeping his personal feelings separate from his professional life. Especially when it comes to Kara.

the awesomeness of this dialog... "Cause I'm on drugs." "This patrol is 100% stimulated"

The soothing tones of Bill’s voice put Tigh to sleep.

Excellent choice (which I did not notice the first time watching) the strain in both Roslin and Adama's voices. As if both of them had talked non stop to their staffs until their voices are raw.

Also holy frak you look like death Helo! Nit pick, for as realistic as this episode gets how come no thought to have a beard on Helo? The dude has been on Caprica for a week now with no sign of of stubble

Dee miscalculates and loses the Olympic Carrier This is where the real moral dilemma of the episode starts. With everyone so overworked and exhausted it's was only a matter of time before something happens. This time it's Dee who messes up and accidentally leaves the Olympic Carrier behind. We get two great relationship moments here. 

Dee and Gaeta This is such a subtle relationship that I pretty much missed it the first time I watched the show. And one of the few female/male friendships that didn't have a romantic element to it. It's not really hard to see the two of them bonding as they work quite closely together. Here we have Gaeta standing up for his friend hoping that their commanding officers will give her a break. It doesn't work, unfortunately but it's really nice to see bits of their relationship here and there.

Adama and Tigh Thus our epic bromance begins! I think there is often speculation on just why Bill Adama keeps Saul Tigh around. There has to be a reason other than the friendship to why he keeps him in command with him. And here is a very clear example of just what Bill sees in Saul Tigh. He may appear hard edged, but Bill is really a softy. Even though he is reserved and not one to show his feelings very easily, what really drives him is emotion. Where Bill is soft, Saul is hard and where Saul is soft, Bill is hard. They balance each other out in a way. Much in the way, how Bill and Laura balance each other out.

Also our lovey dovey scene between the two men. I'm not a Adama/Tigh shipper but they do give a lot of material to work with on that front. Of the men patting the other on the back. Bill being happy that Saul is moving on from the pain of his marriage and seems to be done with alcohol. "I've got to make the old man look good." "I always look good." "You should look in a mirror."

Roslin and Adama We don't get much in the way of their complicated (to say the least) relationship at this point but we do get the first of many phone call scenes between the two.

the first time they had phone sex...it didn’t go so well.

The Music of Bear McCreary Something that I wanted to include in my reviews some of the music by Bear McCreary. His music (tone starting by Richard Gibbs) is so very different than what we are used to hearing from a sci-fi show. Or really a show period. It just fits the show so well. And it's something that we are not used to hearing on a series. To have themes for the characters and relationships. Most of music on television shows take a backseat to the action and most of it's rather generic stuff used over and over again. Not the music of BSG. It's important and it's made to fit the characters and what is happening in the story at the moment. 

For this episode I'm choosing...

Olympic Carrier

I think the emotional moment of this piece really starts at the 4:42 mark (on the soundtrack) and I will add a link to a you tube upload of the piece. The moment where Lee has to decided to follow orders or follow his heart. Which I really think is the best part of the piece. It really depicts the struggle and overwhelming sadness felt not only by him but everyone else as well. 

Also Mongolian throat singing during "Helo's chase"!!!! 100% awesome call.

Both of the pieces can be found on BSG’s season 1 soundtrack.

What I love about this episode The whole damn thing! It's attention to detail and how much it strives to show what life would really be like for these people out here. A realistic look at exhaustion, misery and the consequences of your actions. Whether you think they are right or not. Or whether you can live with yourself afterwards. This show does what great sci-fi is supposed to do which to is examine the human race and to talk about issues that we would normally be uncomfortable to talk about in a normal every day drama. 

The episode is does not focus on anyone character but all of the major characters. We get a good look at how decisions can affect everyone from the very top to those carrying the decisions out. Some really stellar acting from our cast, they really ran with this episode. Starting out very very strong out of the gate. We get some nice character moments through out the episode mostly Kara and Lee, Bill and Saul.

What I didn't like about this episode There really isn't anything that I did not like about the episode. I really like some of the quieter episodes which explains my comment about it not being my favorite. It's an excellent episode with stellar acting.

[jessthequeenofstories]

😶

I’m still awake at 6am

My friend is in my bed

I’m lying with my head at the foot and my feet on a chair

Casual

I’m used to being weird

🙃

She keeps half-waking up and poking me with her feet

And I keep scaring her when I move away

But she’s still half asleep so makes a scared noise but forgets about it two seconds later

This is actually hilarious

I’m actually trying not to fucking laugh right now

So I’m just staying up on Tumblr to pass the time

Cause I’m insomniactic anyway

Is that even a word

Will I ever use grammar

I used apostrophes so yeah maybe

That last sentence should have had at least three commas in it

Fuck grammar

Up da arse

And apparently fuck spelling as well

Oh I already established that with the made-up word

Ow she just kicked me

😂

Wanna get up and eat some cake but she’ll think I’m a ghost or something and probably attack me with a cucumber or something

Don’t ask why I have a cucumber in my room

You should be more worried why I want cake while my friend is sleeping next to me

You dirty bastards

So this will be a fun post for her to read when she wakes up

Or fun pussy as my autocorrect just wrote

Ow stop kicking me

Your toe nails are sharp af

I have no nails so

So what

Where was I going with that argument

Not this doesn’t make sense without grammar

Why aren’t I using grammar again

Maybe it’s a rebellion against society

Maybe I’ll start a revolution against the English and their fucked up language with it’s fucked up rules

I’m Welsh after all

So no more grammar

Instead the word baa will be used instead of a full-stop baa

And the name Tom Jones will be used instead of question marks if that’s alright with you Tom Jones

And popty ping will be used popty ping to keep up with the pattern going on here popty ping instead of commas baa

Make sense Tom Jones

Good baa

I’m probably gonna wake her up soon if I don’t stop laughing baa

She told me she’d probably be awake by seven baa

It’s almost half six now baa

I’m waiting baa

Is this grammar getting annoying Tom Jones

It’s dyslexic af popty ping as most of you already know popty ping so it is getting quite annoying for me as well baa

It’s hard to remember where everything goes baa

A bit like having sex really baa

Baa really should not be in the same sentence as sex really

Now that sentence doesn’t make sense if you’re still reading it as a full stop

Period really should not be in the same sentence as sex really

Well that’s a bit true also

Ewww

Unless you’re lesbian vampires then I guess live and let live

If that’s you’re thing I ain’t knocking it

I am legit on the edge of my bed

Fucking toe nails of death edging closer

I feel like I’m in an Indiana Jones film

Or James Bond

Edging closer to the edge of a cliff while spikes urge me backwards

A bit like Elsa and those guards in her ice castle

Well one was being pushed while the other was being impaled

Oh look I’ve been impaled

Oh bother

If you’re wondering why apostrophes never got a Welsh update it’s because I’m not that dyslexic

I know how to use grammar

I’m just being ironic

But I’d look like an idiot to not use apostrophes

So yeah

Point proven

Ironic peace sign

☮

No not that peace sign

✌

Yes that peace sign

Wow I need cake

🍰

More cake

🎂

More

Wait, real cake tho

I can’t eat pixles

I’m not PAC Man

Mostly cause I’m not a man

What is a PAC anyway?

It sounds very racist

Well whatever it is I’m not it

Unless it means dyslexic then yes

I am a PAC

Or Welsh

Then I am a PAC

Or awake at half six in the fucking morning

Then yes

I am

Indeed

A PAC

Man

Minus the man

Omg she curled her legs up

I’m away from the feet

I feel so freed

It feels like the liberation of France

I have so much space

I might even have enough room to turn over to the other side

😮

My god this is a joyous day

This shall go down in the history books

The day I was freed from the torture of toe nails

😄

And nope she just stretched her legs out again

Now I’m gonna have to cancel that party

Sorry no cake for you

Sorry Chuckles maybe you can come for Halloween instead

Just gonna stick a pin in all these balloons

Watch them all pop

Like my personal space bubble

Pop

It is done

There is nothing less

Oh sweet heavenly slumber why hath art forsaken me

Dramatic faint

Oh wait if I’m fainted than does that mean I’m not asleep

Maybe

But how am I typing

Can people sleep-text

I mean people drunk-text all the time and they manage that quite successfully

My mum used to say I sleep-sing

Is that true

Do I really sleep-sing

Of course fucking not I don’t fucking sleep

Or use grammar

Or do anything normally

I have legit spent half an hour of my life writing this post non-stop

And for what reason

Was it to tire me out

Was it to cure my boredom

Was it to make my friend laugh when she wakes up

No

No it wasn’t

I did this all for cake

Sweet sweet cake

And I would do anything for cake

I’d run right into hell and back

I would do anything for cake

Ect ect

I forgot the rest of the song

Meatloaf mf

I’m so fucking bored

Maybe I should write my own song

Or maybe I should sleep

Song it is then

So what should the song be about

Defo not a love song

Unless it’s about my love for cake

Then it that case it should be about a love triangle between me cake and pie

Why pie

Because she’s my cherry pie

And fuck all that rest of the song idkfml

I love how my autocorrect didn’t even bother to suggest a word for that

😂

So maybe the song should be about

Hold you horses she just actually for real tucked her legs up

Halaluhja

Praise the gods above

Or below

Or in the middle

Where you chillin at Gabriel

But omg I’m so fucking happy

I’m alive

I’m insomniactic but alive

I just wanna get up and great the world with a happy smile

Hello sunshine

Goodbye sunshine cause let’s be real this is Britain

Hello rain-clouds

Hello puddles

Hello awkward snail that tries to hug the pavement when I try and move you out from the middle of the pavement

Hello shops that are closed on a Sunday because fuck the milk I need for my morning cup of tea

Did I say morning

Sorry I meant 5 in the afternoon when I finally get the energy to role or of bed

It’s winter of course the sun has fucked of by 5pm

Sorry lad a babe in Australia wants me to kiss her whole body

😚

Does anyone what call freckles sun-kisses

Don’t worry I don’t call them that

My mum calls them that though

She used to tells us that so we wouldn’t feel bad about having them

Mum’s covered in them

Either she’s trying to spread possitivity about freckles or she’s having an affair with the sun

I mean it’s pretty hot

Who wouldn’t bang that

Me

And probably most of the population of the earth

Don’t worry mum you’ve got it all to yourself

But when you’re complaining about how you’re heart burns in desire

Just realise it is actually burning

Yup it actually burns

Burn

Oh my god I’m so bored

I just realised this whole post is like an hour in the life of the brain of Jesse Hester

Wtf

What a title

Screw whatever title I gave this post

That is the official title now

It’s only been there-quarters-of-an-hour

Fuck

You’re only three-quarters the way through this post

Ha

Ha ha

Ha

Bored yet

Cause I sure am

I want cake

I want tea

I want dick

-s like Mr Fedora Guy to fuck off

Ow stop kicking me baa

I’ve decided to start implementing the Welsh grammar again baa

It was creative and fun baa

What popty ping don’t you like it Tom Jones

What’s not to like about it Tom Jones

I thought you loved reading everything in Welsh baa

I’ll try writing in real Welsh then

Helo

I love how the Autocorrect changed it to help

Literally what I’m thinking right now

Helo

Dwi'n Jesse ydw i

Stop trying to capitalise i

It’s a word not the English word

Why do we capitalise I by itself but not the letter A by itself

And why did my Autocorrect decide to keep that I upcapitalised

Questions

I have ten minutes to talk

Fuck I’m slowing down

Never

Capitalise the word never

Because I haven’t actually fully capitalised any words yet

What the fuck is this post

I don’t even fucking know anymore

This was supposed to be just a fun little thing to keep me occupied

But now

Now this is a legend

A legacy

I have seven minutes to keep this up

Even if I feel sleep I can’t give this up

I can’t give up the randomness

I can’t give up the bad grammar

And I will not

For the love of God

Give up the

God

Damn

Cake

Capitalise the word Cake for drama

I love how my autocorrect make cake a person

Cake

Like it’s a name or something

Well Cake is my cakefriend now

We’re official

Don’t worry The Wife™ we’re still legally married

Holy fuck five minutes guys

I honestly don’t know how to end this post

I feel like it should just go out on a bang

But I don’t want to spoil the structure by suddenly adding a gif is something

What can I say

What can I do

Omg so many choices

But non is good enough

God I feel like I’m choosing universities all over again

What am I talking about I only ever wanted to go to this uni

Fuck the others

Three minutes

Holy fuck

Holy mother of fucking

Mothers fuck

Sad but true truth

Ew

I don’t want to think about that

I legit shipped my mum with the sun about twenty minutes ago

Two minutes

Shit shit shit

What do to

What do fucking do

Oh don’t you dare kick me

No

No way

Ugh

What is my life

One minute

Omg

Omgggggggggg

Add as many adjectives beginning with G to that acronym

Jess I love you bae

😘

Love you forever!!! ❤

SEVEN MOTHER FUCKING O'CLOCK