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the yelling, gun to the head, his face. fucjd
#this is psycho killer dean#pls he’s so rough and scary#my pussy is throbbing#mmfgh#im creamjng#why is this so hot#dean winchester#supernatural#spn#spn s13#side note: i agree when when people in spn are like you’re a killer dean bc he so easily does fucked shit like this.#like really think about it#a big ass grown ass man yelling and putting a gun to a kids head it’s pretty fucked yk#but like idk i feel it’s just under the surface for him. like purgatory dean tf u mean it’s pure??? like it changed him fr.#it’s not necessarily his go to way of doing things but if he has too he will#sorry for the ramble#i have too much caffeine#it’s 6:30 am
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ive only had these two on my mind recently .
#hetalia world stars#hws romano#hws italy#hws itabros#too much caffeine + an anxiety disorder = im gonna kill everyone in this room if someone touches me#i hc that they both have anxiety disorders but while vene manages his roma is raw dogging life and it ends up getting him into Situations#(Situations of his own making ofc)#yes i keep putting romano into situations i have put myself into. and ill fucking do it again#my art
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Four was honestly surprised how many people were here. It was his first big trip, and it was definitely overwhelming. He was usually a loner, but he had to admit… he was thankful he’d asked a friend to come along.
Legend laughed as he texted someone, face glowing with glee. He elbowed Four mischievously. “We should definitely send pictures to Wars.”
“Is that who you’re texting?” Four asked with a smile, enjoying the cheer from his usually grumpier friend. Legend adored education conferences - his friend was nothing if not a lover of learning and exploring new things.
“Oh absolutely,” Legend replied, showing his phone. “He’s upset because I went to the emergency medicine conference and then went to this one. Personally, I think he’s just jealous because I have a cert he doesn’t.”
“Wait, Wars doesn’t have his CCRN?” Four questioned, confused. He figured Warriors, who had everything in his life in order, would have his critical care nursing certification. It was fairly common for nurses in ICU and ED settings.
“Nope!” Legend quipped with delight, obviously ecstatic that he had something over the military nurse.
“Okay, but important question: where are we going to get dinner?”
“Somewhere it doesn’t cost half our paycheck.”
Four glanced around at the skyscrapers. “Uh… not sure we’re going to manage that. I didn’t think the Hebra Mountains had cities like this.”
“Well, then we can contemplate Brugada Syndrome and complicated EKG rhythms while we starve,” Legend supposed.
“Oh, don’t be like that,” Four laughed. “This is a trip, we shouldn’t worry about the cost too much.”
”We don’t make Time’s salary.”
“But we make decent salary.”
Legend bit his lips, stubborn. Four narrowed his eyes analytically. “This isn’t about how much the food costs; it’s because you’ve blown your budget on coffee, isn’t it?”
His friend immediately flushed, guilty as charged. “They charge ten rupees for coffee! Ten!! This place is ridiculous!”
“I told you your caffeine addiction would come back to bite you someday,” Four smiled. “Or, well, more so than it already has.”
“I swear, if you bring up the SVT episode one more time—”
#writing#lu in healthcare#lu four#lu legend#Ok the last few classes have been WAY more interesting than the one that was putting me to sleep lol#poor Legend will never live down his SVT fiasco#Even tho Four definitely put himself in SVT from too much coffee one time#But he converted himself out of it without telling anyone#The world will never know#Except Wild because he was there#I should write that lol#Gonna go to a trauma assessment class and I am definitely just gonna be thinking of Four and his trauma ICU LOL#Hope everyone is having a good day! :D#Warriors is totally jealous of Four and Legend btw#Legend is giving him minute-by-minute updates just to annoy him and show him what he’s missing out on#Also why the FRICK is an iced coffee TEN DOLLARS HERE WHAT THE HECK#Cities are stupid expensive#I don’t even really drink caffeine when I’m not working but I did a hard sleep cycle reset and could use some#BUT NOT FOR THESE PRICES WHAT THE FRICK
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"But if the future is changed by time travel to the past wouldn't that mean that the main character is paradoxical and wouldn't exist to change the past, thereby making a loop of 'exists -> past changes -> doesn't exist -> past stays the same'? And even if you live, aren't you then also responsible for all the people that you erased from your own timeline?"
Coward. Infinite multiverse theory. Somewhere out there is a universe that's identical to ours but just 60 years in the past. You jump to that one when you time travel backwards. You change some things. That changes the coordinates of your home universe as the alternate timeline shoves it over. When you go back to the same coordinates, everything is different, but you're still alive because you're still multiverse hopping. "Exists in universe Future-A -> jumps to universe Past-B -> changes -> jumps to universe Future-B." This isn't Back to the Future. Your parents still got married and had you. They're still wondering why your shift at the Universal Time Office is taking so long. Time is measurement and actions are dimensions. Idiot.
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when i write my first-it's-beejhawk-but-then-bj-gets-cucked-by-mulcahy-because-he-doesn't-give-hawkeye-emotional-intimacy fic then you'll ALL see
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Modern/Tattoo Artist Touya 🖤
#tagline: ‘ya finally gonna let me mark you up?’#I made a tattoo artist c ai bot on a whim and OOMF 🫡 all other thoughts went out the window immediatly#don’t look too close at those tattoos tho I gave up on cleaning them up after 30 minutes#Dabi#Touya Todoroki#Todoroki Touya#Toya Todoroki#bnha#MHA#Dabi fan art#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#au: art & caffeine#I would’ve given him more face tattoos but again I gave up after 30 minutes of tryna figure out what tattoos to give him#and also I couldn’t figure out how to give him any without them looking trashy af#realizing now that I have him a left handed belt haha fuck#that’s what I get for flipping the canvas so much ig#MQ doodles
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wow I didn’t think reblogging that tea post and then seeing people’s tags would deal me such strong psychic damage. come over I can fix you I can find a tea you will like. “I don’t like tea” how can you say that as a blanket statement when there are so many vastly different kinds of tea. head in hands
#‘it’s like coffee but not good’#while a cup of black tea does have a great deal less caffeine in it than coffee#it also has a stimulant called l-theanine which is NOT found in coffee#and the more complex combination of the two stimulants hit your system much more slowly#which is why tea doesn’t give you jitters like coffee does#anyone who’s like wow I need my coffee to survive but I hate that it makes me nauseous and gives me heart palpitations and bad breath#to you I say. wean yourself off coffee and onto tea!!!!!!!#but WAIT I can keep going. nauseous? ginger tea. sore throat? peppermint contains menthol which works as a numbing agent#green and black teas are both very high in antioxidants#chamomile and lavender do both have a calming affect#BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TASTE I hear you say#IT TASTES LIKE GRASS. try a floral tea or a black tea or chai or Thai tea#ITS SO BITTER you’re either steeping it for too long or the water you’re using is too hot#not to sound like I’m fucking uncle iroh or something I just apparnerlt have strong thoughts and feelings about tea#I can’t handle ppl going ugh I hate tea and it’s like. overbrewed lipton in microwaved tap water.#anyway MY favorites are jasmine and lavender earl grey#and currently I’m really into this corn silk tea my brother bought me at h mart#it’s like gen mai cha but even more#congrats for making it this far into my tea rant tags. if you comment your tastes I can give you a personalized tea recommendation
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“Christ,” John said to himself, taking a deep breath and setting his face into what he hoped was a look of reassurance as he pulled his eyes away from the clearly infected wound and back to Gale’s sweating face. Gale was looking at it too, his mouth thin and pinched, they both knew what a wound like that meant. “It’ll be okay,” Bucky said, as much to convince himself as Gale. “I’ll get Helen to look at it, she’s a devil with some surgical spirit. You’ll be right as rain in no time, okay?” “Sure, Bucky,” Gale said with a weak smile as Bucky leant forward, touching his forehead to Gale’s and feeling the terrifying difference in temperature. “I’m just gonna lay down a bit longer. I’m feeling’ real tired all of a sudden.”
#shes here after like 2 months and a dead laptop and a lost chapter#i have prevailed#i cannot be stopped#I'm a hi octane whumping machine running on no sleep and too much caffeine#Can you tell I was shortlisted for Birmingham young poet laureate 4 times?#i think you can#I think you can also tell why I never actually won lol#mota#mota fanfic#clegan#john egan#gale cleven#mad max#extinct animals#hillywrites
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i also find it quite interesting how the narrative refuses to focus on Falcrest & instead seth dickinson takes us literally everywhere but the empire. the not-knowing creates more horror. but also you will come to recognize it everywhere. its crimes also reflected in nations that they either want to subjugate or ones that they fear. i think that the Cancrioth is a good parallel to the Masquerade's brand of empire — its immortality, its control, the tangible horror they can inflict on the body — even if Falcrest sees it as a threat (or does it?).
#i have So Many Thoughts but also real life is crushing me but uuuhh im on so much caffeine it“#baru cormorant#these books are too smart for me i fear. im just saying things
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the world if people stopped commenting on what im eating/drinking
#this isnt even abt people who tell me i drink too much caffeine#i know that i just dont care#this is about literally. everything else#person at lunch asked me why i was drinking a sugar-free monster instead of a regular one.#now im not about to Explain at a full fucking lunch table BUT i have the opportunity to make everyone here extremely uncomfortable#boycritter et al
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Wore himself out from doing science all day. Don't worry! Wes PROBABLY doesn't mind.
#fanart#sketch#Don't Starve#Don't Starve Together#DST#Wilson Percival Higgsbury#Wilson P Higgsbury#Wilson#Wes#DST Wilson#DST Wes#partially based on the fact that my friend picked Wendy in a recent run#and we wound up with SO MANY frog legs#so lots of frog leg sandwiches#also another sleepy mood doodle#I've switched to decaf because I get really bad panic attacks when I've had too much sugar and/or caffeine#almost had to go to the hospital once#that's what happens when you fail at self care kids#wanted to add a second panel but I have work in the morning and this is all I have the time for#Wes's hair is a mess because he's tired too
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Anyway I found a cake mix and had some scraps of things so I tried to make cupcakes. You can pinpoint the exact cupcake where I went "lol screw this my hand is broken"
Observe my hideous but tasty children. They've given me ideas for future endeavors and represent much needed calories
#i tried to make them lemon lime like 7up and had mixed success#ive been drinking work coffee because we have cocoa and there is creamer there#i think gods more interested in me getting calories than he is where theyre coming from rn#nevermind that i don't think he cares too much about caffeine anyway#or alcohol for that matter#all things in moderation and all that#speaking of somebody please ask me about how i follow the word of wisdom#i have Such an essay about it
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Accidentally veered off to a different freeway this morning and missed my exit. I really have no way to explain this behavior. That feels like an exceptionally high level of distraction, even for me.
Any chance I can just call in today?
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wanna grab a coffee an some ice cream?
What kinda ice cream?
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Random Transformers thought for conlang purposes.
G1 Soundwave had a specific way of speaking (and many other Soundwave iterations have followed). It was like:
Soundwave: "Laserbeak: Transform. Operation: Destruction."
I think Cybertronian language is structured like that. No grammatical structures we're used to. It's all blocky statements for directives.
#maccadam#transformers#soundwave#conlang#is it real coffee hours? no. have i had too much caffeine anyways? maybe
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Guys I've been having a very stubborn case of insomnia for about three months now and nothing I've tried seems to help, please hit me with some advice if you can? :')
#or just hit me literally. on the head with something heavy so I can sleep#I've posted this on main already and not much came of it so I'm trying here too#my methods so far:#I don't drink coffee or energy drinks at all and I don't consume anything caffeinated not even green tea past 4pm#I drink lavender tea in the evenings#I have a very steady bedtime routine#and I take 3mg melatonin an hour before bed#my problem is that even after doing all this I just lie awake for a while and then fall into shallow sleep#and it's very fragmented I wake up very often#and then I wake up early in the morning without even needing an alarm and I can't fall back asleep for the life of me#so I'm just constantly exhausted and my head hurts and I've got tinnitus like all day#personal#posts from yahar'gul
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