#i have too much caffeine

[chrrypieluna]

the yelling, gun to the head, his face. fucjd

[romatito]

ive only had these two on my mind recently .

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Four was honestly surprised how many people were here. It was his first big trip, and it was definitely overwhelming. He was usually a loner, but he had to admit… he was thankful he’d asked a friend to come along.

Legend laughed as he texted someone, face glowing with glee. He elbowed Four mischievously. “We should definitely send pictures to Wars.”

“Is that who you’re texting?” Four asked with a smile, enjoying the cheer from his usually grumpier friend. Legend adored education conferences - his friend was nothing if not a lover of learning and exploring new things.

“Oh absolutely,” Legend replied, showing his phone. “He’s upset because I went to the emergency medicine conference and then went to this one. Personally, I think he’s just jealous because I have a cert he doesn’t.”

“Wait, Wars doesn’t have his CCRN?” Four questioned, confused. He figured Warriors, who had everything in his life in order, would have his critical care nursing certification. It was fairly common for nurses in ICU and ED settings.

“Nope!” Legend quipped with delight, obviously ecstatic that he had something over the military nurse.

“Okay, but important question: where are we going to get dinner?”

“Somewhere it doesn’t cost half our paycheck.”

Four glanced around at the skyscrapers. “Uh… not sure we’re going to manage that. I didn’t think the Hebra Mountains had cities like this.”

“Well, then we can contemplate Brugada Syndrome and complicated EKG rhythms while we starve,” Legend supposed.

“Oh, don’t be like that,” Four laughed. “This is a trip, we shouldn’t worry about the cost too much.”

”We don’t make Time’s salary.”

“But we make decent salary.”

Legend bit his lips, stubborn. Four narrowed his eyes analytically. “This isn’t about how much the food costs; it’s because you’ve blown your budget on coffee, isn’t it?”

His friend immediately flushed, guilty as charged. “They charge ten rupees for coffee! Ten!! This place is ridiculous!”

“I told you your caffeine addiction would come back to bite you someday,” Four smiled. “Or, well, more so than it already has.”

“I swear, if you bring up the SVT episode one more time—”

[powdermelonkeg]

"But if the future is changed by time travel to the past wouldn't that mean that the main character is paradoxical and wouldn't exist to change the past, thereby making a loop of 'exists -> past changes -> doesn't exist -> past stays the same'? And even if you live, aren't you then also responsible for all the people that you erased from your own timeline?"

Coward. Infinite multiverse theory. Somewhere out there is a universe that's identical to ours but just 60 years in the past. You jump to that one when you time travel backwards. You change some things. That changes the coordinates of your home universe as the alternate timeline shoves it over. When you go back to the same coordinates, everything is different, but you're still alive because you're still multiverse hopping. "Exists in universe Future-A -> jumps to universe Past-B -> changes -> jumps to universe Future-B." This isn't Back to the Future. Your parents still got married and had you. They're still wondering why your shift at the Universal Time Office is taking so long. Time is measurement and actions are dimensions. Idiot.

[t00thpasteface]

when i write my first-it's-beejhawk-but-then-bj-gets-cucked-by-mulcahy-because-he-doesn't-give-hawkeye-emotional-intimacy fic then you'll ALL see

[into-the-feniverse]

Modern/Tattoo Artist Touya 🖤

[figofswords]

wow I didn’t think reblogging that tea post and then seeing people’s tags would deal me such strong psychic damage. come over I can fix you I can find a tea you will like. “I don’t like tea” how can you say that as a blanket statement when there are so many vastly different kinds of tea. head in hands

[feyd-meowtha]

“Christ,” John said to himself, taking a deep breath and setting his face into what he hoped was a look of reassurance as he pulled his eyes away from the clearly infected wound and back to Gale’s sweating face. Gale was looking at it too, his mouth thin and pinched, they both knew what a wound like that meant.  “It’ll be okay,” Bucky said, as much to convince himself as Gale. “I’ll get Helen to look at it, she’s a devil with some surgical spirit. You’ll be right as rain in no time, okay?” “Sure, Bucky,” Gale said with a weak smile as Bucky leant forward, touching his forehead to Gale’s and feeling the terrifying difference in temperature. “I’m just gonna lay down a bit longer. I’m feeling’ real tired all of a sudden.” 

[thematicparallel]

i also find it quite interesting how the narrative refuses to focus on Falcrest & instead seth dickinson takes us literally everywhere but the empire. the not-knowing creates more horror. but also you will come to recognize it everywhere. its crimes also reflected in nations that they either want to subjugate or ones that they fear. i think that the Cancrioth is a good parallel to the Masquerade's brand of empire — its immortality, its control, the tangible horror they can inflict on the body — even if Falcrest sees it as a threat (or does it?).

[good-beanswrites]

es should go through the blender but my finger is tired of holding down the button. so i shall pass the blender to you (with an es nui in it). do whatever you wish with them.

Oh why thank you :) I will take the blender gladly :) *Tosses some T2 angst into the blender* *adds a little bit of funky structure/style* *gives it a little pinch of headcanons* *and another pinch of random angst I got from ace attorney at 14 and never forgot* :) BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Caretaker Log J.16.7.2

Summary – The Warden’s condition continues to worsen since last entry. All decline remains self-inflicted. 

J.16.7.2-M – Sleep deprivation has resulted in mood swings and irritability. Though denied by the Warden, extreme distress, melancholy, and laughter have been noted. They lash out verbally and physically toward the prisoners (1) only to apologize at a later time. Observations (2) result in speculation that hallucinations are another symptom. 

J.16.7.2-B – The Warden's obsession with notetaking remains steady, though most pages of planning are merely rewritten versions of earlier notes. Their nightly ritual has grown more rigorous: four cups of coffee ingested in the time between dinner and the kitchen’s closing. A fifth cup is brought back to the courtroom, where the Warden will once again sleep on the ground. (Refer to J.5.5.2.B for initial detail.) 

J.16.7.2-P – Sleep deprivation and/or caffeine intake has caused shakiness and overall weakness. They show severe eyebags and have not changed into nightclothes in several days. Though they wash themself and fresh civilian clothes have been provided, they insist on returning to the uniform. Motor skills (3) and computation abilities have suffered.

J.16.7.2-S – The Warden spends their days around the prisoners, but avoids participating in all necessary conversations and activities regardless of invitation (4). They limit speech to the Caretaker only about their denied request (5), though they can be coaxed into conversation when fatigue overtakes them.

(1) After 005 offered the Warden something to help with their sleep, they threw the pills to the ground and shouldered past with force; 008 attempted to read the Warden’s notes, and they slapped her hand away.

(2) Flinched away from 003 even when standing still; shocked expression at 004's face despite nothing out of the ordinary; looked nauseous and refused to eat fresh fruit from the dining hall; interrupted a conversation with 010 to listen to silence.

(3) Handwriting has grown nearly intelligible; dropped one of their coffee cups and nearly panicked at the subsequent breakage and spill.

(4) Left the room when 002 began setting up a game; ignored 001's encouragement to join him for a meal; refused to answer personal questions from 006; snapped at 007 when trying to begin a lighthearted conversation.

(5) Request submitted on 30.8.2 for padlocks to fit supply closet and cell doors.

Appendix. Subjective caretaker commentary – Poor kid. I’m glad it’ll all be over soon. 

[boycritter]

the world if people stopped commenting on what im eating/drinking

[angrybatart]

Wore himself out from doing science all day. Don't worry! Wes PROBABLY doesn't mind.

[jackednephi]

Anyway I found a cake mix and had some scraps of things so I tried to make cupcakes. You can pinpoint the exact cupcake where I went "lol screw this my hand is broken"

Observe my hideous but tasty children. They've given me ideas for future endeavors and represent much needed calories

[palmtreepalmtree]

Accidentally veered off to a different freeway this morning and missed my exit. I really have no way to explain this behavior. That feels like an exceptionally high level of distraction, even for me.

Any chance I can just call in today?

[powdermelonkeg]

Random Transformers thought for conlang purposes.

G1 Soundwave had a specific way of speaking (and many other Soundwave iterations have followed). It was like:

Soundwave: "Laserbeak: Transform. Operation: Destruction."

I think Cybertronian language is structured like that. No grammatical structures we're used to. It's all blocky statements for directives.

[totally-not-peter-parker]

wanna grab a coffee an some ice cream?

What kinda ice cream?