#i have to tag everyone fuck

[sorchasolas]

Ok so!

Stormlight Sims (recap episode!)

The houses:

•Shallan and Hoid (previously Shallan & Kaladin, before Kaladin moved out) just so you know, theyre making the exact same smug expression on their manage household picture. Shallan is a painter!! Hoid is. I forgot what i made Hoid i dont think i made him anything.

•Vasher. He looks a little too much like jesus, but whatever. He lives alone in a really sad apartment that was clearly made for a family, but i havent had time to edit it for one person. (Shallan & Hoid’s neighbors.)

•Jasnah. She ALSO lives alone, in literally the biggest house out of all of them. Im not joking, its a three story 18x13 (tilewise) apartment no more notes shes living her best life being rich and writing books

•Gavilar, Navani, & Elhokar. I havent played them alot, so theres not alot of notes on them. I didnt make Ausedan and never plan to, so Elhokar lives with his parents forever.

•Evi, Renarin, Dalinar, Gavinor. Gavinor is here because Evi got pregnant when i wasnt looking and Sim abortions arent a thing. Literally did not have anything else to name him 😭 Renarin is attending online(?) college, Dalinar is a literal word leader(thats his actual profession) and Evi. Should i give Evi a job?

•Kaladin, Adolin, Sylphrena, and Maya. Syl and Maya arent pets theyre babies. Id prefer if you didnt ask. Kaladin and Adolin are married (because i could, honestly) Adolin is an actor! And Kaladin is a secret agent (it was between that and astronaut. I didnt have the expansion pack necessary to be a doctor yet. Pls let me know if i should switch his career 😭)

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[inkskinned]

i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".

it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.

do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.

but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.

do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).

you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.

walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.

no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.

do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."

you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.

there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.

i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.

he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."

[gh0sdae]

On how they still think curly tried to commit with the crash:

[hoshizoralone]

reflection

[timelessbian]

actually that ao3 post about calculating kudos-to-hits ratios to decide if a fic is worth reading has me so pissed off. someone put real time and energy into something they are SHARING WITH YOU FOR FREE on a site where you can quite literally filter and search by anything you want and you're STILL trying to find a foolproof method to find stuff that's "good enough to read"???

YOU ARE NOT THE TARGET AUDIENCE FOR EVERYTHING

you don't have to like or read everything in a given fandom or tag, but you also don't have to be a cunt about it and imply that it's not worth reading. this is the kind of shit that moves people to stop creating altogether, and to see people agreeing in the tags is so disheartening. absolutely unserious behavior.

[littlefankingdom]

Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne 😍 by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!

And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.

[astronnova]

doodles (as i avoid work) of the super awesome you wouldn't like me alive fic by @ectoplasmranch which i binge read in a 7 hour sitting yesterday

[charlie-artlie]

I think the death weirdos should hang out

[lucabyte]

sometimes everything just sucks real real real bad

[grimae]

tears of a dragon

[hypogryffin]

every year on this date i redraw + add onto a comic i first made in 2019! lets get this started, shall we?

6 years in the making!

[2019] [2020] [2021] [2022] [2023] [2024: you are here!]

[peace-hunter]

For the haunted au:

We already know they all hate Megatron and no one can understand what Optimus sees in him so they just assume Optimus has terrible taste in mechs and try to push him towards other bots to date instead.

Megatronus: what about that Femme Elita? She is strong, loyal, and has a good helm on her shoulders.

Optimus: what? What are you guys talking about now?

Solus: what about that doctor? Ratchet? He would be a great choice considering how reckless Optimus is.

Optimus: seriously what are you guys talking about!?

they have Opinions™ about it yes. Optimus is absolutely mortified about it and would like to never speak of the topic ever again thank you and good night.

he also cannot believe bee would betray him like that. this is the second time he's been murdered by friendly fire OTL

haunted au

bonus:

[goddisposez]

the terror + customer service slip-ups

rip franklin expedition. you all would have fared just as badly in a customer-facing job during the holiday season

[mizaruwu]

Legend! Do you think this could be one of our brothers?

About this AU:

Post LU (everyone goes back to their timelines)

Hyrule missed the others badly and decides raising the dead is the best way to get to see them again

Before resorting to necromancy, Hyrule looked for time travel items but all of them dont work anymore

Hyrule followed a ritual from a book he stole from ganon's followers that uses magic and his blood

Legend has spotty memories but knows that something is terribly wrong

Legend has bandages cuz his body keeps trying to decay

[lobsterlemons]

a small compilation of some of my favourite dredge fish

part 2