#i have to be in the office tomorrow

[postcardsfromheapside]

You just. You just want me to pretend to function in society? As if I'm not now constantly thinking about Emmrich or Neve sitting at their desks and-

[soracities]

we NEED more cleaners and bricklayers and scaffolders and delivery drivers in MFA poetry programs. like. immediately.

[cultivating-wildflowers]

ladies, I need to wander despondently across a foggy moor asap

[unpretty]

being an artist on the internet while also being an accountant doesn't always feel like two jobs but sometimes it REALLY feels like two jobs

[birbgalaxy]

redraw of a piece from a few years ago. if it happens to be on here. please dont look at it thanks

[preservationofnormalcy]

Attention readers!

During events where extranormal people are likely to attend, we will be sending out LEP Recon Field Agents to remind everyone that an "expo" or "convention" is no excuse to be lax on glamours, masking, and veil-preservation guidelines. Here is our updated ticket LEP Recon Field Agents will be carrying.

[ohfinlee]

little shadowzel as treat

[dailynakaharachuuya]

Eyelash envy

[diegusting]

Inktober: day 23 - Rust

Don’t worry guys he just lost his prosthetic and pocketwatch at Lakeside village.

[billy-royalton]

good morning!! it's my birthday!! ✨

[zhongrin]

the satisfaction when things just break ✨

[lady-harrowhark]

went to the emergency dentist today after 5 days of excruciating pain and they couldn’t find anything wrong other than that there’s an obvious spot of irritation, so he said it looks like either something cut me there or there was a bone spur that worked its way out. i asked what to do for the pain and was told to call back next friday if it’s not better “since it’s just achy and [i] can push through”. when i asked how i was meant to sleep or eat in the meantime given that tylenol+ibuprofen+orajel+ice wasn’t helping, he didn’t have any suggestions other than “alternating” tylenol and ibuprofen (i.e., taking less medication than i have been).

so the takeaway here is that if you are a woman with a naturally bubbly and smiley disposition, doctors will ignore the words coming out of your mouth because you don’t “look like you’re in pain.”

[hope-ur-ok]

Just so everyone is aware, the upload times for the surprise songs for this leg of tour are going to be at weird times cause I unfortunately have work :(

but I am still going to do them, it just might take a bit longer than usual!!

[dandelion-wings]

just read a delightful OT3 story in another fandom involving hot baths and massages, and now I am directly yoinking a bunch of its beats so I can tell myself a bedtime story about Lisa and Kaeya bullying Jean into a hot bath and massages. 10/10, do recommend

[thatswhatsushesaid]

haha

it is SO rich for the jgy critical crowd to insist that it's the jgy stans who are being weird and defensive given /gestures @ all of this. like what's the opposite of defensive 🧐 because that's what this is.

as i said to someone else earlier tonight, i'm manifesting the capability to climb through these anons' phone screens so i can chase them through their houses with a nerf gun. every little foam projectile will include a relevant printed out page from the EXR translation. probably with highlights and notes in the margins. maybe some frowny faces for emphasis.

anyway this is why i'm insane

[froidefille]

Day 17: a fic that makes you cry

📚 Can I tell you something? by GallaPlacidia

🎧 by GallaPlacidia via the GallaPod, 3:40 h + bonus episode

Draco/Harry, 34k, Not rated

Summary:

It's not a party unless Draco Malfoy is there. He's so fun! So wild! So crazy! So many drugs! So many drugs. Too many drugs? Harry's starting to think it's probably a lot too many drugs.

This is not a drug addiction recovery fic, although there is a drug addiction recovery.

Feat. character development through wide-eyed MDMA trips and Draco Malfoy findingpeace as a burlesque dancer.

rec under the cut <3

For today's prompt I've also decided to include

🤍 an honorable mention🤍

To the one and only @letteredlettered and Away Childish Things as my bookmark for this fic literally says:

There is also a fantastic podfic of this story by @thirdeye1234

Thank you for yet another cool prompt @hprecfest and see you tomorrow!

Surprising no one, I include another one by Galla (which is also available as a podfic that I CANNOT recommend enough).

I literally cried while listening. Like, real tears. And not the joyful kind, too.

This one is leaning towards the heavier side of business, as it deals with drug addiction and all it entails – losing relationships, losing yourself, the high of it and the tedious, exhausting, tricky, neverendig effort of staying sober. It is rather raw so if you feel like this might be difficult to read, tread carefully. And maybe consider going for Scaredy Cat instead. It’s still sad and there’s still drugs but like, less xd AND Draco turns into a kitten when stressed. There’s also a podfic <3

Still, if you do decide to go for it there’s Burlesque Dancer Draco. And he tells stories. Each time a different one, but you will cry every time. There is the best banter and the angstiest Draco. Draco is a little bit in love with someone else half of the fic and Harry does not have a good time about it. Drama Queen Draco is here as well! There are letters and texts:

HP: Draco Malfoy? DM: Harry Potter? HP: how did you know it was me? DM: magic HP: you’re a twat DM: I’m delighted we’ve found a new medium through which you can insult me HP: so it takes you 300 letters before you’ll write back to me HP: but if I text you reply straight away? Draco’s response came two days later.

And also:

He had six missed calls. And then there were the texts.

And then there’s like 50 lines of Draco’s texts.

Honestly, I would love to write more but I have just found myself 10k into already and I really need to go to bed now so go read it yourself <3 Or have a listen while taking a dog on a walk or while on a train to work 🎧