#i have pots

[cannibalhellhound]

My biggest regret over having black dogs is that I'm blind as a bat and they scare the living shit out of me every day because they just

Disappear

Because my house is dark as fuck

And the 3kg one is a funny scare because it's a big soot ball so it just hides in your shadow

But the 45kg ones are a heart attack that proceeds to tackle you when they hear you screech.

Then they lick your soul out of you because they're still babies

I'm 60kg I don't stand a chance

[wifeeaterbutch]

me: stands up to put something in the bin and sits down again

my heart: hhhhHhhhHHIIIIIIIIIIIIII BOYYYYYY

[vivianhusbandanon]

i will hold u hostage and u will never have to work again ^w^ jobs are lame anyway

Thank you❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️I would actually Appreciate that a Lot❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️I am physically disabled but still forced to Work... Sigh💔💔💔😞

[chicago-geniza]

What's the normal amount of pickles to have in your fridge. Because mine currently contains dill pickles, sour gherkins, kimchi, pickled red cabbage with apple, sauerkraut, pickled beets, pickled asparagus, pickled carrots, and pickled mushrooms. In general I don't like vegetables unless they're fermented, which I concede is insane, but one can pickle pretty much anything. Gabapentin made me hungry and that pickled asparagus was sooo satisfying. I'm keeping the vinegar to use as a starter and pickle some baby carrots. The cycle of pickling is beautiful and eternal

[the-shakesperience]

Need to get a tattoo that just says take your fucking medication on my wrist cause I KEEP FUCKING FORGETTING TO TAKE IT AT A NORMAL HOUR WHEN IM AT WORK AND THEN I GET TOO SLEEPY

[linnyuy]

this is really weird but I feel strangely happy today. Idk. My sis and I chatted for an hour with our dad downstairs (I'm in my room a lot because of my chronic illnesses) and that was nice. now I'm back to writing (used to write personal fanfics lol) and it feels good. I also have/had a passion for like behind the scenes stuff with tv and film and like posing my sims for scenes etc feels a little like I'm getting back into that interest lol yeah so anyway, ty for reading this if you did

[valeria-sage]

It’s 41 degrees Celsius and I think I might cry.

[lovethisfatcryptid]

Explaining somno to the girl I'm dating because I told her I think it's kinda hot if I faint during sex 😅

[thewolfwaitsbelow]

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I have some fantastic news to tell you about op of this poll

No vanilla extract because my recipe doesn't call for it.

[crabussy]

hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?

[little-pissbaby]

fun fact about me! I have hyperadrenergic Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (hPOTS). this means I am prone to fainting when I change positions or when I feel a strong surge of emotion, positive or negative. for me, laughing is my worst non-postural trigger.

this is a clip from playing lethal company with friends a few months ago. you can hear the eerie silence of presyncope at 0:19, and the sound at 0:23 is my face hitting the keyboard lmao. I played this for my mother and she literally pissed herself laughing and DEMANDED I show every single person I know (including my doctors, who thought it was funny to see and surprisingly helpful, especially for being audio only).

[crowslunasidhe]

as someone who had to give up caffeine due to a health condition, I agree it’s a huge sacrifice.

I used to drink coffee every day, drink energy drinks all the time.

Turned out the caffeine was the reason I was fainting all the time so I had to give it up. It was really hard to do and the withdrawal symptoms were a BITCH.

It really is no easy task.

hate when people are just like “cut out tea and coffee” like it’s nothing like it’s not the biggest sacrifice you can ask of a person i’d rather sell my family and friends to the devil mephistopheles than renounce warm caffeinated beverages be serious

[lupusbaby]

Being chronically ill is like

“It’s fine”

“It’s fine”

“It’s fine”

*complete mental breakdown because you can’t do this anymore*

“It’s fine”

[colourmeastonished]

Body swap movie where one of them has invisible disabilities and when the other one lands in their body they immediately collapse catatonic on the floor from the pain and fatigue and the first one is like 'oh damn guess I don't have to worry that I'm faking it anymore'

[greenunoreversecard]

Having physical ailments is like;"I'm gonna do shit!" While feeling shitty and then wondering why the shitty feeling is getting worse

( I say this because I stood up to fast while my head was already pounding them proceeded to almost pass out while cleaning my room)

[catwingsthespatula]

😈😈😈

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.