#i have no real excuses

[marlowethelibrarian]

From the writer ask game!

🦐- Talk about a time when you made yourself laugh or cry?

😍- Post one sentence you think is really great.

🫀- Do you have an abandoned project? Why did it get binned?

🏡- Would you live in the world you created? Why or why not?

🦐- I laugh a bunch when I'm writing! It's usually just a chuckle or two, because I do like to write in a dumb joke every so often, but sometimes I'm just cackling to myself about the miseries I am writing.

😍-Soft living made for soft people, but there was nothing soft in the squaring of her shoulders or the stone of her gaze.

🫀- There was one project I worked on for a bit that was a really serious character study about a fucked up girl who found herself splitting into parts of herself, but I had no idea how to end it lol

🏡- Y'know, maybe, it'd be pretty cool to live on top of a mountain and stuff. I'd like to try some of that food too.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael learns of Jeff’s pizza from FNAF Into the pit

[demaparbat-hp]

There is no such thing as personal space between them.

[egophiliac]

time for skeleman

with the lack of any other info yet, all I can focus on are those Charles Lloyd-looking sunglasses. they are absolutely sending me. I feel like we're gonna fall through a tree or whatever and this stitched-up boney gentleman is gonna pop out from behind a gravestone and start serenading us with some smooth jazz on the saxophone.

or should I say...the saxoBONE???????

[slavhew]

look at this idiot not aware that his body is warm and his touch comforting everyone point and laugh

[rev-xce]

"until the celebration of rebirth is torn to pieces crawling through heaven at night!"

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Trick or treat!!

Danny rolled his eyes, "Obviously, you're hallucinating."

"Huh?" Signal responded, sounding doubtful.

"I mean, you see a deaged Dick sitting at a table in one of Hoods lesser known safe houses eating cereal." He said, emphasizing his point by taking a bite of said cereal. "You can't possibly think this is real."

The daytime vigilante paused to consider this, something Danny is starting to think is a habit in all the bats, "You could be a clone."

"A...transparent clone?" He said, looking down at himself. He had tried to turn invisible like he did with the other bats but forgot that Signal had special eyes or something, and apparently, it didn't fully work on him.

"Look," Danny said, "If I was a clone, could I do this?" Danny then elongated his left arm and made it do spirals, "or this?" He began floating in the air, "Or-"

"Okay, I get it."

"Do you? If you're hallucinating this badly that you're convinced it's real then you should definitely see a doctor."

Signal didn't respond, simply looking pensive so Danny continued, "With your abilities you could really hurt someone if you hallucinate in the mask, ya know?"

Suddenly Danny was back in his seat, no crazy arms or floating, "Or at least go home and take a nap."

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-Later-

Hood: Why is Glowstick googling therapists?

Danny: My powers apparently don't work well on him, and I'm still not ready to meet my template yet.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Remember: The burning sensation is part of the process.

[manda-kat]

Friendly reminder that if you used to go to Church or a Christian school as a kid, but did not continue to study or grow your faith as you got older, than - no, you actually don't understand Christianity on the same level as a practicing adult believer.

I'm tired of hearing people dismiss the Christian faith and say 'well, I went to church as a kid, so I know what you believe'. That's the same as saying, 'my parents took my to the aquarium every week as a kid, so I know as much as your average marine biologist'.

If you're going to brag about how much knowledge you have about Christianity anyway, you should at least try not to say it on posts where you get things blatantly wrong about the Bible, the Church or- idk- the core message of the Gospel.

[lemon-wedges]

Anyways, heres Lightning McQueen and Francesco Bernoulli

[qqueenofhades]

[egophiliac]

No way Azul signed the waivers

ah, but consider this: Azul is known to enact overelaborate schemes in order to cover for the fact that he is consistently getting like. negative points in physical education. therefore, I posit that he is in fact the mastermind behind the magical assault practicals in the first place, having waged an entire psychological war with Crowley to make him think it was his own idea. this includes spending months carefully dropping particular keywords into casual conversation whenever Crowley is walking by, so that his phone's Mira will pick up on them and start targeted advertising to Crowley in a way that seems innocuous but will ultimately help lead to Azul getting that sweet, sweet extra credit without having to run a single lap.

which is to say: Azul would sign the waiver, because he wrote the waiver (under an assumed name, filtered through three different shell companies, each of which charged a separate consulting fee) (this is just how Azul WORKS okay).

[wittymumbledon]

When you take a break from drawing GF fanart...by drawing more GF fanart

I've actually wanted to draw these two for ages but couldn't come up with an excuse to do it but I'VE FINALLY GOT IT--and I thought of it BEFORE summerhalloween was over instead of AFTER--

Seriously though this was so fun--I even tweaked the way I draw Ford a bit to fit Spooky's style better :]

the FixerUpperAU, the human bill design, and the post that inspired all of this all belong to @1spooky2me <3

(original post:)

Link to the post itself lol

[kamiraaah]

If I had to think of Fellow helping Vovó Bucchi with the sewing and Gidel helping her cook (aka cutting veggies and stirring the pot) you do to

HAH! Jokes on you anon! I also like to think about the little routine they would have!

Whether it's Gidel help with the dinner and some chores.... Fellow sewing old clothes or fixing something around the house, and even helping some neighbors! Or them doing the shopping and committing some crimes along the way, you know, common things for a simple little family~ 🤭

[endlesslytired]

bonus!!!

@shipsarebeautiful did a pull on my account for Robin and GOT ME AN E2 IN ONE PULL.

and while THAT song was on!

I made a playlist for our group pulling for fun and that was added for a joke.

THEN THAT HAPPENED.

vin I hope you win every 50/50 ever. sorry I initially cursed you for jinxing Bronya on me. enjoy Clara and your own Robin!

[nicollekidman]

realizing that people who equate cynicism with intellectual rigor are often just being lazy and pathetic has been so helpful tbh