#i have no idea why I did that

[liauditore]

thank you for drawing women

if i don't draw women i DIE i DIE REALLY PAINFULLY AND HORRIBLY i need to draw women this is not a women good post jigsaw has me rigged up to an anvil that will drop on my head as we speak oh god

[im-tempted]

whats sometime fuynny that happeened to you today

I've stayed in bed almost all day due to a fatal disease known as 'day off work and I'm tired' so I think the funniest thing today was that I was playing the newest Zelda game (<- I've been super into it) and while trying to not die of fall damage absolutely fucked up the buttons and threw my weapon just fully into a river right before I hit thr ground and just rag dolled into that same river

BUT actual story from yesterday I've been meaning to tell you

I was taking train home from [MAJOR METROPOLITAN AREA] and the STOP before mine the train fully stopped and over the sound system we where all told to get off the train go to FULLY other direction track and get on just another train because reasons??? So we get off (it's dark it's been raining it's windy BAD VIBES) and just as we make it off the train the conductor comes SPRINTING off the train waving his arms yelling 'get back on the train come back they where playing some sick JOKE on us we're fine' so all of of turn around and march BACK onto the train this whole time we have to take the bus back home from the train either we still make the one we where planing on catching

Or it's in another hour

We get off the train we look at the schedule we see the bus leave the stop next to the train station I grab the person with me and just yell 'I'VE GOT THIS' and start full tilt sprinting down the flight of stairs to go under the tracks to the other side to try and catch the bus at it's next stop I keep fully sprinting till I get to the other side of the tracks I have no fucking idea of anyone I'm with is still with me there where three of us i wasnt even with one when I started sprinting down the stairs luckily we get to the other side all together cross the road

And wait SEVEN WHOLE MINUTES IN COMPLETE SILENCE FOR THE BUS

[agentoffangirling]

When I was younger, I had this, like, pink kids laptop (the fake laptops with some educational game on them, I think you kinda get what I mean). And the keys, while not meant to be detachable, could be taken out

I took out all the keys and re-arranged them in alphabetical order. QWERTY? Nahhh, you get ABCDEF

[adaki]

Do you draw Nina the killer perchance..

Yes and I end up disliking the drawings every time without fail but I thugged it out to give u this

[icarus-last-fall]

CROUNCH

sapphic rosekiller 🥀

I have no fucking clue why the quality is like that

[kimmkitsuragi]

oh my fucking god i don't have any clothesssss

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)

[calamity-frog]

I woke up a few hours early today and the first thing I did was bolt upright, go to itch my nose and instantaneously gave myself a nose bleed

So I've been havin a pretty fun morning!

[shimmershy]

Chara can stand exactly ONE human. That's it.

[plutonicbees]

imagine ur tim drake, it's the anniversary of ur mother's funeral, christmas eve, and you're absolutely shitting ur pants bc you let your teammate feed you the crabcakes they made

you're absolutely going through it, and then u find out that doomsday (not the villain) is coming in the form of a meteor. u try to call batman and he's off planet. u call up nightwing's team and they're dealing with their own battle. there's nobody to help so you and your team go to fuckin,, fight an evil meteor. one of your friends is writing a will. you're all ready to die (you're ready to reunite with your mother).

and then fucking santa comes and waves hi and your team tries to tell him to watch out and then the evil meteor crashes into his sleigh and fucking explodes him and the reindeers in a glorious gory death

man. what are you doing next christmas eve.

[egophiliac]

Heyy Ego how do u draw Grim so cute? Like I have been trying to draw him for awhile now but everytime I do he ended up looking like a potato sack🫠 Do you have any tips?

aww, but his potato sackiness is one of his most endearing features! though I do tend to draw him a little shorter than his real proportions, 'cause I do think he's kinda cuter that way. get that bigger head-to-body ratio for maximum adorableness. :B

[technically-human]

Part two of the reverse verse is here! The reverse boys meet the original boys. They're not really getting along as well as I had hoped...

Again, this was a commission for @i-am-as-normal-as-you-are and they asked for angst/funny vibes... I think it's mostly just angst though. Oh, well...

Part one

[remxedmoon]

boo! old woman jumpscare

greyscale vers below!

[jakeit]

ɢᴜʏs,ɪᴛ's ᴛɪᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ʀᴏᴛᴛᴍɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛғᴀ💥💥💥

(Um, did I ever mention that I like more than just smg4?)

[merlins-strawberriesandroses]

POV you’ve informed the Queen and the Court’s Sorcerer of something and they very clearly know something that they’re not letting on

[macksartblock]

weird timing but s1 dads and their bastard fathers (and frank)