#i have no evidence but like. the vibes. are so off. yk.

[fagdykevash]

all i want for christmas is an excuse to go apeshit and tell off my boss. so write that down

[verspia]

Hi!! I would like to request a Kenan × jealous reader. The story can be however you like with whatever genre as long as they have a happy ending <333

THE BOY IS MINE • KENAN YILDIZ

( pairing ) kenan yıldız x reader

i’m so sorry i’ve been pretty inactive recently but college has been rlly busy atm! i’ll get to all your requests and write them as soon as i can!

this is literally the perfect request because i’ve been listening to the boy is mine nonstop and it fits the vibe yk?

If there’s one thing about you that’s commonly broadcast, it’s that you are the jealous type. Not jealous in the sense that you envy what others have, but rather it drives you up the wall when something that is yours is toyed with by another person.

The more accurate term would be possessive, and there’s no denying that you tend to get… territorial when it comes to Kenan.

Truly you can’t be faulted for your avaricious behaviour because Kenan is the sort of individual that can’t help but draw everyone’s eyes to him, and along with it, the desire of a plethora of girls.

It fuels you with an ugly sort of pride that you have what other girls can only dream off, a sharp glint of emotion that is slightly cruel and substantially domineering.

Another part of you feels enraged at the thought of anyone else besides you thinking of Kenan in ways that only you, in your opinion, should be capable of.

It’s not that you aren’t secure in your relationship, rather Kenan makes you feel as if you’re the only girl in the world. He goes out of his way to make you feel special, cherished even, and there’s more than enough clarity that proves, to Kenan, you are the only girl in the universe.

He always has you on his mind, in interviews he manages to mention you in some way or another, and even his celebrations are often dedicated to you. His online persona itself shows this, with you being the only girl in his following, and him being the first to comment and like your posts. Although you two aren’t very public, he has managed to get the point across that he’s yours, and some even say that he seems to orbit around you.

Nonetheless, there are consequences that happen when you’re in a relationship with a famous footballer who’s not only massively talented but also incredibly handsome.

This means that more often than not, some girl will be deluded enough to think she can rub her grubby hands on your boyfriend and blink her abnormally large eyelashes at him and have him wrapped around her nasty little finger.

You’re being harsh, but the green monster inside of you called envy is vicious, and well, Kenan is yours.

You watch with thinly veiled rage as the supposed interviewer brushes Kenan’s arms for the umpteenth time, giggling as she shuffles closer to him, and the next action makes your blood boil, pressing herself on to him.

It’s clear to anyone, in fact even a blind man would be able to tell that your boyfriend is uncomfortable. Kenan’s face is contorted into a permanent grimace that this interviewer seems oblivious to, and from where you’re seated, you can tell that even the camera man has grown to notice the awkwardness that permeates him.

Yet no one does anything, and you feel yourself begin to frown, you can’t help but think, “Is this not workplace harassment?”

Her movements carry a subtle confidence that makes you scoff, but it is evident that she’s clearly unbothered by the lackluster response from Kenan, and seems to show no intention of backing off despite the younger man’s obvious discomfort.

You remain seated, even though you desperately want to run up across the field and rip that interviewer into shreds.

You don’t want to cause a scene, but your patience snaps when she brushes away a strand of hair on Kenan’s face, who’s grimace has now turned into a scowl. Her gaze on him is predatory and you know if it was directed at you from a man, it would make you shiver in disgust.

You stand up, marching down the bleachers and across the freshly cut grass with determination, having had enough of this absurd behaviour.

As you make your way to them, the interviewer makes eye contact with you and you notice a glimmer of smugness flash behind her eyes, but underneath it, her expression bubbles with an annoyance that infuriates you.

Her intentions are clearly anything but innocent but the smile she flashes your way seems to mimic it with expertise. It’s so evidently fake, the sweetness on her face is overpowering and a far cry from the sultry tone she’s had the entirety of this interview, from what you’ve observed.

You have never felt more inclined to slap a person than now, but you keep yourself in check, if this girls wants to get bitchy? Well, you’ll show her bitchy.

Kenan’s expression, on the other hand, brightens at your presence, but his eyes widen a little when he spots the aggression behind in your eyes. The smile on your face is as ingenuine as it gets but before he can say anything to appease you the interviewer opens her mouth.

“Hey… We were just talking about you.” Her voice floats out and it drips with sugar, in a way that makes you want to vomit, your ears cringe as if you’re hearing nails on a chalkboard.

“Oh were you now?”

“Yeah I was just telling Kenan how nice it must be to have a girlfriend who doesn’t seem to care about what the public thinks!”

The backhanded compliment is abrupt and strange, and you’re confused, is that really the best she could come up with?

You almost want to laugh at the absurdity of it all.

One moment this girl is boldly rubbing herself on your boyfriend and the best she can say to you is this?

You’re about to retaliate with a response but then smirk as an idea crosses your mind.

You don’t leave Kenan even a moment to blink or process the situation, even the interviewer and the Camera Man are stunned, as well as the millions of viewers watching the live stream.

Your hand reaches out to grab the collar of Kenan’s jersey, your actions reckless and abrupt, as you grab him closer and pull his head down to yours.

A gasp escapes his mouth as he stumbles a little, surprised and taken aback at your actions, but responds in kind when your lips meet his.

Kenan’s reaction makes it seem like he forgets the events that lead to this moment entirely, melting into you as you cradle his head.

It seems as if you two are lost in another world, just the two of you as everything around begins to blur. You press closer to Kenan, softly kissing him as he responds to your actions just as gently, both of you exhibiting emotion that spells love.

You move your mouth against his, trying to show your adoration to the man in front of you, forgetting the purpose of your actions in the first place as you feel his arms wrap around you.

You begin to lose yourself in his touch, his kisses have your mind feeling hazy and stars cloud your eyes as you sigh into the kiss.

Your whole form begins to turn into puddle, and your mind only seems to echo the singular thought that crosses your mind primary when he’s touching you.

Kenan. Kenan. Kenan. Kenan. Kenan. Kenan.

Like a mantra.

All you can focus on his touch, his hands, his lips, only him.

The same effect seems to reflect on him, as Kenan seems equally as dazed, kissing you fervently like a starved man, as if you’re the first drop of water in an isolated desert.

Kenan drinks you up eagerly, holding you tightly.

You only break apart at the purposeful cough from the interviewer, and you realise where you are.

It takes you a moment to gather yourself and remember what your original motives were, and then a smirk graces your swollen lips.

“Is that right Kenan? Your girlfriend doesn’t care about the public eye” Your voice is smug and sarcastic, filled with pride and the interviewer seems embarrassed, put off by your very public display of affection and the clear response to her supposed insult.

It’s comical to see the snobbish expression on her face be replaced by a look of mortification.

“Huh” is the only reply he offers, and you can only smile at the boy who still seems to be processing the aftermath of your very steamy kiss.

His cheeks are flushed red and his hair is tousled. The look on his face extinguishes all your previous agitation at the moment the interviewer had touched it.

You beam at him, and it’s more than clear to perhaps the whole world now that Kenan is yours, and only you can make him feel and look like this.

You turn back to the interviewer, “Oh! I must’ve gotten distracted, I just came here to say… wait! what’s your name? oh nevermind, I just wanted to say I admire your confidence, walking around like that! Now is the interview done? I’d like to… speak to my boyfriend about something private.”

The interviewer looks even more flustered than you’d have thought possible, and if you were a nicer person, you’d have felt the tiniest bit of sympathy, or atleast pity, for her, but all you feel is a surge of self satisfaction as you watch her mutter something about wrapping up and squaddle away from the two of you.

Once she’s finally disappeared from your sight, you turn to Kenan, who still seems a little astonished, and you can’t help the fondness in your eyes as you run your eyes over him.

He catches the look and his cheeks grow warmer, but he reaches out to cradle your hand, concern in his eyes. “Are you okay?”

Confusion rises in your eyes as you look at him, “Me? I should be asking you that, someone from a mile away could tell how uncomfortable she made you.”

Kenan shook his head, “Don’t worry about me, I can handle myself, I’m a big boy you know” His voice is teasing and you chuckle at him.

“Seriously though, she just wouldn’t take a hint and I didn’t want to be impolite.”

You shake your head at him, tugging his hand a little as the both of you begin to walk out, “I could tell, but I guess we gave her a little show”

Kenan smiled at you, pulling you close as one of his arms comes to rest at your waist.

“Oh you gave her a show alright,” He whispers affectionately, “But i’m glad you did, I don’t mind letting the world know i’m yours.”

You can’t help but blush at his words, your heart flutters wildly in your chest and it’s insane how despite being together for so long, Kenan still has this effect on you.

“Mhm I don’t mind either” Your voice takes on a coquettish edge, as you lean over, your face only inches away from his.

Kenan’s hands wrap around your hips as he grins at you.

“Trust me I know.”

“I should just post a picture of you and I and caption it the boy is mine.”

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kenanyildiz_official - only yours 🤍

user09 - that kiss on live television wasn’t enough girl

↪️ user86 - nah she’s letting yall know that’s HER man

user12 - nah tbf i would’ve done the same if my bf looked like that

user3 - yooo we get it bro

user96 - the second slide??? bro calm down ain’t nobody gonna take her from you

user916 - plss you ended that interviewer with the “what’s your name”

↪️ user1 - lmaooo i would never show my face again

↪️ user123 - i just know she’s crying seeing this post

user - WHATS 4 + 4

user22 - damn.

user0 - yall need a third? pls pls pls 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

fin.

[rayroseu]

Azul was freaking SCARY during this part Ngl lmAO imagine blasting this guy with your most powerful spell and he starts laughing like a maniac with hollow eyes and SHOTS you unexpectedly with an even more POWERFUL spell😂😂😂

I would love more insane Azul ✨✨✨✨ being businessman prim doesnt suit him as much as this lol

Also I FELT this part lol its really nice seeing Rollo get beaten up after his nonsense 💥💥👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 Go get him board game club‼️‼️

I love the buildup towards this part. Malleus was written as if he was intimated by Rollo during the fight, but then his mask of being "weak" falls off and its actually revealed that he is not intimidated by Rollo at all, in fact the way this scene's vibes gives off??? He was looking down at him, with his 'plans' and his stupid delusion about antagonizing him.

I love when TWST reminds us that Malleus is a king. ✨✨

He hides off this personality that he truly believes he's too superior than anything, that he's undefeatable.

Not gonna lie y'all, I think Malleus won't be defeated by the flowers, he emphasized this from the start, that he's fighting Rollo because the flowers will be problematic for Briar Valley, but not him yk.

Plus, this is Meleanor's kid😂 Mother didn't birth a weak dragon‼️

I think this part also mirrors in Book 7 where the Silver Owls was convinced they caught Meleanor but she just laughed at them and declared that they'll decimate every human in her sight for being insulting as to think they can ravage her land and defeat her lol.

Also the fact that Henry basically narrates her as if she's the villain of humanity by calling her a witch... It parallels to Rollo seeing Malleus (even though he didn't do anything) as the root of all evil yk.

Also possible theory for the Kind Bellringer and the Just Judge??? We all know that their story is written more peaceful here than the Disney movie.

But one thing that's strange is that No one knows what the Bellringer was fighting for even if he's considered a hero of Fleur City-- at the same time, we don't know how Rollo even got the flowers (aside from studying ancient flora)--- Basically, Fleur City lore has many plotholes and no one knows what it is and why is that-- Its like Briar Valley history...

We know the crimson flowers are a reference to the scene where Quasimodo released lava around the Notre Dame to prevent Frollo from entering....

What if in Fleur City as well,,,, Quasimodo (as the Kind Bellringer here) rebelled as well against the Just Judge (Frollo) as well?? But the Just Judge is instead credited as "the saviour of Fleur City" because the evidence of the Bellringer acrually being the saviour is burned up or smth, thats why Fleur City's history has many gaps in them...

Also the Just Judge being the actual villain in the history but remembered as a hero now because of misinformation.... It matches Rollo's punishment that he'll forever be complimented by the actions he didn't do, and its up to his guilt whether he can stand living as a fraud who actually harmed the same people thats highly regarding him rn.

LMFAO GRIM????? DONT BULLY GRANPA TREIN??? YOU SILLY 😭😭😭😭 I wanna hug Grim he's so cute in this event.... My unruly son 💖💓💖💓🥹

The gargoyles are so cool🥹🥹🥹💖💓💖 How does Malleus differentiate them... 💥

Also this makes me wonder.... Why Briar Valley doesn't have talking gargoyles??? Isn't Briar Valley a magical nation??? Talking non living things should be a norm for them lol

but Malleus feels like its his first time ever with a talking gargoyle lol

ISNWIHBDHIWHID HE REFERRED TO HIMSELF AS "MAL" .... CAN YOU BE MORE CUTER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE 😭😭✨✨🫶🏻✨🫶🏻💓💖💖💖💖

he really loves nicknames rather than "titles" because people who gives him nicknames isnt shackled by the expected decorum of meeting him-- therefore these people are not acting and they are sincere with talking with him, it helps with the connection and feeling like he belongs 🥹🥹💞💞💞

I COULDN'T RESIST COMPLIMENTING GRIM AAGHHH MY CUTE AND ADORABLE AND HANDSOME SON YOU ARE MOST PRECIOUS THE ADORABLE HERO OF FLOWER CITY 💓💞💖💓💞💖

I love how Grim ran the moment he heard that someone is doing a celebratory toss lol The goofy running sfx lol 😂😂

I love how teasing Silver and Sebek was here lol Threatening to toss Idia in the air omg.. He's traumatized already from walking the stairs lol The way Sebek and Silver can be unexpectedly playful... it feels so... "Lilia taught this to them didnt he..." 😂😂😂

WAAAAHHH YUU CENTER ATTENTION YAY YAY 💖💓💞💖💞💖💓 i love how he used his sultry smile here though lol .... He knows we waiting for his undivided attention yiiiee✨✨✨💞💞💞

Also i hate this translation part.... In the twst JP Malleus dialogue shows the specific lyrics of "Make a Wish" hes singing rn but in TWST EN IT DOWNGRADED TO JUST " *SINGING* "l

also on the twistune, twst JP shows the lyrics but on twst en, theres none.... I don't get why they arent translating it... This game is for people who dont understand Japanese?? So its natural youre going to translate everything for us non japanese to yk... Atleast understand without googling for translations???

YEAAA PHOTOGRAPHER YUU HERE THEY SHINE 📸📸📸📸📸😎😎😎😎 be proud your mages still have magic crowley lmfao 💥💥💥

Also i hit the image limit now... But i love the Cinderella reference from Trein's dialogue ✨✨✨ that Yuu taking pictures of the ball can make the other uninvited students more jealous lol

Its a reference to how Lady Tremaine plotted against Cinderella just for her to never attend the ball... ✨

I like this event ngl, but I feel like Rollo's story was kind of rushed ngll jdnfiind we never found out why he's so angry at Malleus, how did he even come to the conclusion that killing Malleus is killing magic, bruh...🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ Malleus is not even the top 1 strongest mage??? 😂😂

Also i feel like this event was made for Idia instead, it felt like Idia was the main character imo...

I just feel like the event couldve given their dynamic more light because its so intriguing that they went to similar trauma but have different outcomes...

In a way Rollo is what Idia wouldve become if he continued tormenting himself for Ortho's death alone...

He said to Rollo that "is removing magic what your brother wouldve wish?" I think thats very telling that even if its tragic that Robot Ortho's creation was fuelled by Idia's grief and defiance that Ortho is forever gone, it was suitable for Idia's pain to remind himself that Ortho wouldve wished he goes on... as is very telling of Book 6's ending about Ortho's refusal on Idia's suicide by going with him on the Underworld...

also because I think Rollo would need some person like Idia whos blunt for regular reality checks just so he wouldn't blinded by his delusion again and ransack the world 😭😭

[pretty-little-mind33]

okay I have a tangerine query that’s incredibly important and must have your input. must must must!!

dating wise, what location and/ or activity do you think is most suited to him? like what’s the typical kind of date for him? could be the beginning stages of dating or years long relationship dates. your choice petal💓

im asking for a friend that wants to take him out and wants to know what he’s into, no big deal

okay okay okay!! this has also always been a question for me! ummm lemme think for a moment

he's a big classics guy. like gentleman vibes to the max! so i think he'd want the first date to be a candlelight dinner and then some walk along the the Seine in Paris or around Venice or something.

i think he would go all out the first few dates…like he would fly you out to some fancy romantic city and shower you with evidence of his money. he'd make sure you're treated like a princess.

but that's only when you first start dating. obviously when you are more established he'd still go all out on special occasions (or if you happen to ask for it) but after that he prefers comfy dates at home. like making spaghetti together in the kitchen of your shared apartment or puzzle night or movie night. he'd always make sure to have a date night/outing every week (and if he's away, when he comes home he'd double or triple the amount of dates to make up for lost time)

i also think he'd love dates where all you do is talk! he loves talking and learning about you more than watching a movie or playing bowling or something lol

and i'm not saying he stops the lavish dates because he doesn't think you deserve it anymore or because he's lazy! it's because he feels more comfortable now and he doesn't have to play peacock yk? (if yk what i mean LMAO—like show off) since he's not as insecure anymore in your relationship so he can focus on the domestic love rather than the showy love! which i think matters more to him anyway!

did that make sense?! did i just ramble and make no sense lmao?!

ily my darling love 💖✨

tell your friend to report back on the date 😉

[l3viat8an]

Heyyyy Roo ♡~

Okay so I got a lil theory I wanted to share :p

I'm not sure if they covered this in the game or not but yk how Satan said that just because they're in an order now doesn't mean that was the order they were born in? Okay so I kina have a theory (not necessarily backed up by evidence) of the actual "birth" order of the bros. (This is based off of personality, interactions and my delusions)

Lucifer - First born - We know this for a fact that Luci is and has always been the oldest

Beelzebub - Second born - His whole demeanor just screams big brother. It seems like Beel still has his big bro tendencies when he's in the Devildom. And the way he stands up to Luci at times feels like he's closer in age to Luci than the others

Belphegor - Third born - Well since he's Beel's younger twin this is his logical place (that's it, I have no other reason skdjdbdj)

Mammon - Fourth born - Okay Mamms just has middle child energy. Like everyone picks on him, Luci uses him as a punching bag. Classic middle child

Leviathan - Fifth born - I was trying to figure out who had more intense middle child energy and Mamms won that battle so Levi gets this spot sorry Levi :(

Asmodeus - Sixth born - Asmo has baby energy. I honestly think that he got so much self confidence from the entire family doting on him as a baby angel and he just kept that energy.

Satan - Seventh born - Okay this one is cannon so it's self explanatory (the idea of Luci just poppin out a whole ass demon is still so fuckin hilarious to me lmao)

😗💛

Ooooh I love these!!! cuz Mammon really does have middle sibling energy sometimes same with Beel giving off big brother vibes jshsjsh

And Asmo as the baby!!! Yes! He was just a little spoiled and he deserved it!!- but he just kept the attitude and need for attention hdjshsj

Now I think it was confirmed in nightbringer that basically their ‘birth order’ is the same- Lucifer, Mammon, Levi, etc- with the exception being Satan‘s body only manifested after the fall, but in the OG game Satan says he has clear memories of Asmo and the twins growing up even if he wasn’t there physically.

Tho honestly I think that’s a little boring when the devs could’ve switched it up a bit, making their order different would’ve been better, because it’s another thing that changed when they fell.

[salfishersimp2]

Lets talk about gender bending and hair

Clarification: this is not about Avatar The Last Airbender

So, you're drawing this OC or character as the opposite gender, you're probably going to change the anatomy, slightly adapt the features, give or chop off boobs, and maybe give it different clothes than whats usual

But we're here to talk about that character's hair, and specifically, how you're changing it.

Since most of the time people might just give that character long hair if its short or short hair if its long, i will start by saying that it is WRONG. Full capitalized kind of wrong as you can see. There are a few questions you should ask yourself in order to decide that character's new gender-bent hair:

• Does your character have long or short hair because they like it?

• Plus, if there's a specific hair cut or hair style they use would they prefer that over anything else?

• Or is your character somehow affected by/actively following/going agaisnt social stereotypes? (Yk, the obvious, men have short hair and women have long hair)

• Also, does this character have a culture or religion in which hair is an important part of their identity?

Those are pretty much it, i think. Going from there the way you answer fully depends on the information or headcanons you have of that character; and if its an OC then maybe you can have some fun thinking about that little piece of background for them

A few quick examples that i was going to put images and evidence of but then decided it was getting too long are:

-Sal Fisher, from the game Sally Face

When someone said pigtails are for girls and asked why he wears his hair like that, he said "who ever said that only girls can wear their hair in pigtails? I like pigs too". He gets misgendered like twice and doesn't really care much, and wore a dress to his dad's wedding, he's chill like that. Point is, he just likes his hair long and in pigtails, so he would probably keep that no matter his sex or gender.

-Saiki Kusuo, from The Disastrous Life Of Saiki K

Bro actually gender bends in canon to get his favorite dessert (and a couple more times after that). When he did that he kept his hair short, it just got the tiniest bit more of a pixie cut vibe and a lighter color, so we can assume he just likes his hair short and social stereotypes don't really do anything there.

Pls start caring more about your character's hair thank you very much goodbye

[turkeyjournal]

Book review: The Silence of the Girls by Pat barker

Just want to preface there WILL be spoilers so, dont read if you dont want spoilers.

OVERALL RATING: 7/10

Brief description: This is the female pov of the book 'Song of Achillies" - The womens pov. When the Greek queen Helen is kidnapped by Trojans, the greeks go sail in prusuit to fight the Trojans. After besieging the city and capturing the queen of Trojan, Briseis. Who is then condemed to be a bed slave to Achilles, the strongest warrior in Greece, and the man who had eradicated all of the ciry of Troy.

My Personal Thoughts: I havent made a book review in a while. Im not really that busy; its winter holiday for me. But I did have a hard time reading this book. Not because its bad or anything - i actually enjoyed it alot but i havent been that motivated to read.

I recently finished it finally and it was a good ending. I kind of predicted it but at the same time i didnt - yk? Like i didnt expect the ending but i had a sense of direction of how it would end. Honeslty, this book was very captivating. I was super hooked the day i bought it, i finished 200 pages in one sitting, but the book was pretty depressing. Some parts i was very indifferent to, It was pretty hard having to read r*pe scenes without feeling super uncomfartble - did not like how detailed they got sometimes.

I hadnt read the orignal book 'Song of Achillies' and i am now intrested in reading it. I seriously had to pause and question if Achillies and Partocules was gay at times at the start but i didnt want to be like that so i just thought they were weirdly close. After Patrocules died it pretty much solidified it for me. I felt kind of sad that Patrocules's death but again i was indifferent. It was kind of disstressing and awful to read how Achillies acted like, but i didnt feel bad tbh. Its like reading a serial killers love letters to his secert lover. Like cool you loved this person but u are a horrible person so how could i feel sympathy?

I felt bad for the women in this story, esspeically Briseis. I dont blame her or how she acted - i dont even wanna imagine how it must be like or how i wouldve dealt with it. Shes a really strong women and its evident throughout the story and i really like how even though she went through all this traumatic and awful stuff, she still stook through it for the other women in the huts. All the women in that book deserve a hug. I dont think i liked a single man in that whole story, Patrocules was nice but i just had a weird vibe with him. Respect though or talking to Briseis like a normal human being.

Overall, its not much my book even though i was really intrested throughout. I see why this book won Womens prize for fiction, its a complex book that isnt too hard to read and is very intresting to read. 7/10 because it was written really well and scarly captured the view of these women amazingly.

OFF TOPIC: I dont celebrate christmas but happy holidays to anyone. I have gotten some gifts from some online friends and i got the whole twisted series gifted. I dont like booktok books that much - esspeically romance. No hate to them but sometimes their kind of corny. I finished 'Love Theoratically' and i really enjoyed it - Might make a review but idk. I will be making a review on Twisted series. I barely made it through Twisted love - i have no clue how im going to get through the rest. Pray for me, ill make a review when im done all the books.

[m1ckeyb3rry]

That answers my question I just completely forgot to send it in omfg I CANNOT let myself get distracted while replying anymore I literally like almost deleted this note thinking I already sent it in goodbye.

But anyways….……

LMFAOOO THANK YOU I APPRECIATE THE SUPPORT!!! You’ll be the first to know if I ever actually start using it HAHA honestly you’d probably end up answering some boomer like tumblr questions of mine bc I’m ngl why’s there sm on this platform HAHA now that I think about it though I straight up just don’t post anywhere maybe I should start changing that…..

NO SO TRUE because I just KNOW they’re picking the juiciest stories like I’m not scrolling through that subreddit myself HAHA

Just doing my part for the Karasu community!!! Gotta kick start it somewhere yk hopefully I’m inspiring people to talk and request Karasu more often!!!! LMAO wait that’s actually kinda crazy though HAHAHA I guess the Hiori requester sniffed out your secret side character vibes before I did smh….lowk that is interesting though?? Ok my thought process was definitely 1) ok she knows Kaiser so she’s def read the manga 2) she has no character limits so I’m just gonna shoot my shot (it worked out in the best possible way omg) I’ve def seen blogs that only write for the main characters ****itoshis but a good amount of them do out only a specific handful of characters in their request rules….wait actually pause I think the main tipping point for me is actually when I ended up reading cherry tree and was like no fucking way Karasu mention??? Time to test the waters because I kid you not I loved the way you did cherry tree but I was also so fucking hooked on the Karasu cameo I was like oh em gee….karasu mention and HE TALKS?? Guys….so yeah!! Actually that also jogs my memory and clears up my own thoughts of how I first found you (again…??) my memory’s kinda bad if you couldn’t tell HAHAHA

Ok……Mira really trying to solidify the shower evidence…sus…/j

THATS WHAT IM SAYING HAHAHAAH ok but like I was a little surprised that they were the color scene I thought it would’ve been some Kaiser Isagi Rin looking thing with maybe mini side characters in the bg kinda like your current header! Stop did we just manifest ego glow up too??

That’s funny because I also haven’t watched but ik what you’re talking about because I remember seeing people freak out over it LMAOOO BUT FR omg shin ah so gorgeous??? Also omfg you’re so right??? The side by side of Hak and hair down zantetsu….the resemblance is uncanny….but FR S2 being my real male leads into the spotlight please….

Tbh I don’t have high hopes for the fandom but we’ll know in our hearts that Karasu is just a closeted sweetheart loser!!! Ok the Nagi cheater allegations and red flags are actually INSANE like how tf??????????? I seriously have no idea what people are on do you think bro even has the energy to cheat……

LMAOO you’re giving them a reality check on everyone’s behalf we thank you for your service o7

Honestly pop off LMAOO like who’s gonna go challenge your parents sooo also wtf????!!!! BRO DID WHAT???!!!! wtf I literally have no words what the helllllllll glad you’re safe now but omg I hope you never have to experience something like that again….um wdym you have more stories like that??????????? Idk if you’ve ever seen those wild tiktok sponsored posts of like this weird pheromone attractive perfume I think you need creep repellent you’re rizz is too strong…..wtf…..also ENJOY SWITZERLAND!!!!!

But omg another storm shshshs stay safe??? Manifesting your electricity holds up from now on HAHA I’d imagine there aren’t storms in Switzerland rn so….

-Karasu anon

LMAOO no i always get so distracted that ‘save draft’ button is my savior when it comes to answering asks but ik you can’t really do that when sending them 😭 if i ever take more than like a day to respond without explanation feel free to send a check-in ask because that means i’m either being unprecedented levels of offline or i just didn’t get it/see it!!

tumblr takes soo long to get a hang of i will be happy to answer any boomer questions of yours as i probably had the same questions when i first began using the app!! i will always be here for the reveal if/when it comes

i guess the side character vibes i give off are too strong…also hiori made a cameo in cherry tree alongside otoya and karasu so they might’ve made a similar journey as you LMAOAO especially because they mentioned in the request that they had read and liked cherry tree!! that’s so funny that that fic (which i wrote for the most basic character ever) is what led to side character fans finding me!! omg no because tbh there was no reason for karasu to be the one talking in that scene but i was starving and desperate to write him and i thought he could pull it off and now i’m so glad i did that!! and yeah a lot of people tend to only write for a few characters which i think is fair because i 100% get being uncomfortable writing for characters you’re unfamiliar with 🧐 me personally though…if i’m in a fandom there’s not a character in it I WON’T write for!! if i’m too unfamiliar with them i’ll just do research until i feel decent abt it (that’s what i did for the hiori request hehe read and reread his ln + wiki until i was like “okay i think i can do this”)

I SHOWER I PROMISE I SHOWER (not clickbait!!)

maybe this means the NEL arc is ending soon?? like they’re putting all of the coaches in the color spread because we won’t see them again for a while…honestly i really liked this (much more exciting than the last epinagi one) and i’m happy it wasn’t the kaiser + isagi + rin combo again!! all of the coaches are really interesting to me as they all show diff pitfalls of professionals sports (chris + vanity, snuffy + depression/burnout, loki + selfishness, lavinho + immaturity iirc?? and noa + being boring af /j) honestly i could read a spinoff abt all of them too!! and omg ego glow up too…we sensed the vibes in the air and we knew egonation was about to RISE

SHINAH MY BELOVEDDD omg i actually once started a fic for him that was the precursor for hurricanes / hummingbirds in many ways and i still think abt it sometimes but like the fandom for yotd is so nonexistent that i never got the motivation to finish it!! but i think i answered an ask abt it as part of a tag game once here if you’re in the mood for some mira writing while waiting for bfb!! no but the resemblance between zantetsu and hak is uncanny omg team v trio is actually team shoujo trio all of them look like they deserve to be male leads…zantetsu in a historical fantasy shoujo, nagi in a high school slice of life but also mental health focused shoujo, and reo in a ceo romance shoujo SKDJFHS they’re all so bf i love them

we will always know the truth abt karasu and that’s what matters 😩 no because i need to know…do the nagi cheater/red flag (which are unrelated to his laziness) allegations stem from him “leaving” reo during second selection?? because if so that’s insane to me there’s such a difference between joining a different soccer team and cheating on your romantic partner 😭 in epinagi even reo himself acknowledges that he SHOULD be happy for nagi and nagi is so ‘no thoughts head empty’ about it LKDFJGNS bro fr was putting the pieces together like isagi…”play soccer with isagi -> get better at soccer -> win world cup with reo 😄” HOW IS THIS A RED FLAG???

LMAOOO it’s so bad i feel like looking back my time in high school just sounds unreal?? i sent a picture of my eye to another guy i was friends with (in the same friend group as the other two ironically) to show him my new mascara and no joke he responded with an entire verse comparing my eyes to “the heavens” 😭⁉️ and there was also a point in my senior year when i kinda liked a junior on the soccer team (so bfb reader of me but like. reversed.) but for some reason everyone shipped me with the captain of the soccer team?? like people would harass my FRIENDS asking if i liked him…meanwhile i liked mr junior varsity who didn’t even get playtime 😓 it was so bad too i went to a soccer game and everyone thought i was attending to watch the captain, INCLUDING THE GUY I WAS INTO 😐 i went up to congratulate him after the game and bro fr said “did you see the captain play he was amazing” i just left at that point because what can you even do…these are relatively tame in terms of mira lore sadly KJSHGHDFK this is why i have never had a boyfriend or first kiss or anything like that 💔 they’re all CRAZY 😱

SWITZERLAND SOON!! unfortunately my dreams of finishing bfb before my flight are definitely not coming true sooo ig i know what i’m doing for the entire plane ride!! hopefully the lack of distractions will help me finish it up and then i can just proofread in my downtime and hopefully post at some point soon…feel like i’ve been teasing you all for so long but i promise it will be long enough to make the wait worth it (i hope anyways)

[hades-arcade]

some mutuals will know who im vaguing about, idc if its "immature", the way the person handled shit was also bad so. yk. im just a pussy LMAO

hot take? if you see people mention someone while theyre having fun, the best thing isnt to come with this "im better than you" attitude about shit and then when people get angry immediately tell them to cool off

like thats actively starting shit, not to mention the message in the other chat is totally fucking useless too when most of the server is fans of the thing. youre just trying to feel a moral high ground on people because "you could see the light" or whatever

someone said that youd call them horrible for liking a character because of purity culture, and you said "thats a baseless accusation", well, thanks for fucking immediately giving the evidence you DO support purity culture bullshit, you just didnt like people called you out.

imma be so fr for those mutuals who do know, the first time this person started being active i did not like their vibe and its just started to fucking reek more

[bisluthq]

Taylor has been 100x shadier when it comes to her exes as well as their ex partners. She released All of The Girls ffs. Kayla ain’t doing that. Idk why Swifties are acting so precious about what she does because by all accounts Taylor is much pettier. It’s like how Swifties are ready to revolt if Joe cheated on her meanwhile she’s said she’s cheated before and probably emotionally cheated on Joe.

Kayla legit isn't doing anything wrong.

I TOTALLY get it if you don't like her aesthetic or brand. That's just a matter of personal taste and no that would not be racist or misogynistic like that's just you liking what you like. Like I say, my fave influencer is Tally Rye and like if u tell me Tally annoys the shit out of you I'm not gonna go mount a defence because idk all influencers are a little annoying by definition and we just vibe with the ones that resonate. But like going "I don't like her aesthetic/brand" is one thing; going "I don't like her because she dated Taylor's boyfriend before Taylor did" is weird as shit lmfao.

Taylor shouldn't even be saying that because there is no evidence Kayla was like primarily at fault in the breakup/s. I've told y'all like I dislike my partner's ex-wife (who I've not met but might at some point because for the kids here who think otherwise you do bump into people y'all knew even if you're no longer in touch) because she hurt him super badly and was generally a crazy ass cunt and I'm the one now having to clean up some of her messes right because there are a number of hangups he has that are totally, 100% on her. The woman is a crazy ass cunt lol. HOWEVER, she is LITERALLY the only one of my bf's exes I dislike or have an opinion on beyond a few where they're nice and I like them (his first gf ever and him are still friends and she's in a tricky situation marriage wise right now and like we keep inviting her to come stay with us and we talk to her on speaker often and the two of them talk privately between that because like she's super lovely and I'm not going to be weird about him talking to someone he dated when he was 17-19 lol because like that was a long time ago???? And the girl is still nice!????)

My bf's most recent ex before me is someone I am very frostily neutral to but I think I told y'all the story as to why like when we moved in together he went off one morning about how I don't like tidy shit up and so I went to tidy shit up and I found a two page love letter from her from after the breakup like asking to get back together and I'm me right so I read the whole thing and 1) she's a shit writer lol 2) sorry for her that it didn't work like idk I guess as woman to woman I wish she'd managed to make it work since she seemed pretty upset in the letter 3) she left him - I mean they didn't live together or anything but they dated for like over a year - for her ex lol like that one's on her tho to then go writing letters is psychotic 4) I've asked him if like it'd make me feel better if I met with her like if we should yk reach out and invite her to stuff since it didn't end badly and he was like "no you're gonna hate the shit out of her and I don't want you to because I know how you're gonna make fun of her, and you will, but that's going to be making fun of me too and so you're better off in this current zone of neutrality" and I was like "fair enough king, I tried" (we have another ex he's still friends with - letter girl we hardly see around - he also doesn't want me to meet in person because apparently like her sociopolitical views are the kinds of shit I make fun of like a lot - like that ultra woke identity politics shit coupled with super centrist to right leaning fiscal policies and like lmfao yes I would make fun of that because that neoliberal shit makes no sense) but anyway: I don't dislike the clearly overly online woman lol and he can talk to her as much as he wants lmfao and I don't dislike letter girl like I don't want to read more letters from her but other than that she can do her thing.

So my point is if Taylor has no reason to be mad at Kayla why the fuck are fans mad?

[topperscumslut]

no but can we just talk about how WEIRD all of these rumors are for a sec??? even if they were true and confirmed the way people are reacting to them is fucking insane, but people are literally using rumors that are most likely not true to choose sides and hate on one side over the other, while acting like the one they support is a complete fucking saint.

i love taylor. i love olivia. i love sabrina. even if the rumors were true, which it’s so unlikely that they are, i would still see both sides and not absolutely hate one over the other. ur favorite celebrities can simply not like each other. you’ll live.

warning, long ass rant under the cut

so ok lil overview for y’all that aren’t keeping up with ts the way i am. ever since olivia dropped vampire leading up to the release of guts (and probably before) there have been rumors that olivia and taylor, who used to be best friends (and probably still are) had a dramatic falling out and that vampire is about olivia feeling betrayed by taylor. honestly when i first saw this theory i genuinely thought it was satire. and yk what, i can’t tell u what to believe (even tho there’s like no evidence), so if u want to believe they had a falling out and don’t see eye to eye anymore and pick sides go ahead, im not your mother, just keep it to ur fuckin self. don’t go bashing one of them on the internet over a feud made up by the media just cuz u support the other one more and think they’re the victim in a scenario we know jack shit about. but anyway, these rumors have been spurred by the fact that olivia and taylor haven’t been seen together recently (cuz it’s totally not like they’ve both been working on albums and taylor’s been on her biggest tour ever lately) and the whole deja vu/cruel summer debacle. now if you don’t know what im talking about, olivia had to give up some of her profits from deja vu to taylor swift cuz it was partially inspired by taylor’s song cruel summer (and also part of her royalties to paramore for good 4 u cuz it apparently sounded too much like misery business). which honestly, neither of those songs sound like the songs they’re supposedly “stolen” from. like, at all. they’re the same type of vibe and the same genre. that’s it.

now people have been using this to hate on either taylor or olivia, saying “oh taylor’s stealing from olivia and taking advantage of her being a young, new artist to profit off of her work” OR “oh olivia completely copied taylor’s song, she’s just playing the victim cuz she can’t make original music.” both absolutely batshit insane takes. deja vu sounds nothing like cruel summer, AND olivia admitted that it was partially inspired by cruel summer. these are not mutually exclusive facts. imo it doesn’t seem like taylor “stole” the money or credits from olivia AT ALL, olivia ADMITTED to taylor inspiring deja vu so of course taylor is going to get partial songwriting credits and royalties! and even if taylor *did* supposedly forcibly take that, who’s that say that was taylor’s personal choice and not her teams? also im not saying ppl SHOULD, we really shouldn’t be hating on anyone in this scenario especially without knowing the whole story, but it’s interesting how people aren’t hating on paramore for the fact that olivia had to give up royalties for good 4 u the same way ppl are hating on taylor. it’s almost like ppl just constantly look for excuses to hate and vilify taylor swift…

not to mention, olivia was only 17 when she released drivers license and was producing sour and 18 when it came out, and completely new to songwriting. it’s very possible she didn’t know every single rule about this sorta stuff. copyright is fucking confusing.

anyway, none of this really makes any sense whatsoever. olivia didn’t copy cruel summer. to claim that is ridiculous. but she literally admitted on her own accord that it inspired her in writing deja vu and she used elements of it in that song, so why would she be upset about giving taylor credit for that? and not to mention, all of this went down in 2021 when sour came out. at the PEAK of taylor and olivia’s friendship. if this were the case, wouldn’t they immediately stop hanging out and praising each other on social media? and yet they didn’t seem to grow apart and (most likely unintentionally) distance themselves from each other until 2022, which was literally the kickoff to the height of both of their careers thus far. olivia was writing and producing guts. taylor was writing and producing midnights and probably speak now tv and 1989 tv as well, as well as planning for the eras tour. to say that these women weren’t being seen together bcuz of “drama” when they were actually working their asses off on their own individual careers is ignorantly misogynistic at best.

but after hearing olivia’s single vampire and one of her new songs off of guts, the grudge, people have used the lyrics as “evidence” that the songs are about taylor swift and their alleged feud with each other, even tho both of those songs seem to be about romantic relationships. the line “you only come out at night” from vampire is being used as “evidence” that it’s about taylor, in reference to taylor’s album midnights, even tho it’s very likely that olivia wrote vampire before midnights even came out. and when confronted about the rumors that vampire is about taylor, even tho olivia didn’t completely refute it and said she’d rather not reveal who her songs are about or pinpoint them about being one person or one thing which, fair enough, she did say she was surprised people would ever think that. that sounds like denying it to me.

in the grudge, olivia sings about a “friday in may,” which people believe to be a reference to taylor, since they became close in may of 2021. two years ago. do u realize that may is a month?? that happens every year??? have u socialized recently???? do u leave ur house?? do u own a calendar??? and then there’s also the line “your flowers filled with vitriol” which is apparently about taylor giving olivia flowers, bcuz people never give their partner flowers in a romantic relationship and it couldn’t possibly be a metaphor that’s not about literal flowers, right?? jfc… get a job. plz. come out of ur room. ur family misses u.

and then comes in sabrina carpenter, olivia’s “rival.” cuz yk, olivia calling her pretty on drivers license and saying how sad she was about her ex moving on with sabrina and then sabrina writing songs about how the situation with olivia has affected her, not bcuz of OLIVIA’S actions but bcuz of the actions of toxic fans, which olivia has never condoned, and the media making her out to be a villain and sending her literal death threats, apparently makes olivia and sabrina sworn enemies. cuz why not, right? sabrina literally sings about how her mental health has been negatively affected by the media painting her out to be olivia’s nemesis, which she never was, and the villain in olivia’s story, and people saw these songs talking about that as her saying that she hates olivia and confirming their “feud.” how fucking tone deaf can u be.

and just when rumors are starting to blow up that olivia and taylor now have beef with each other, taylor invites sabrina to open for her on the eras tour, which is seen as being a dig at olivia for inviting her “enemy” to tour with her. what kind of fuckin middle school shit is this? these women are in their 20s and 30s. u really think taylor is inviting sabrina on her tour to make olivia jealous and say “haha, fuck u, the girl u supposedly hate is touring with me and ur not”? u really think taylor is purposely taking advantage of a young, inexperienced artist after talking about how badly it affected her when that EXACT SAME THING happened to her when she started making music??? i think the fuck not.

and yk what the craziest part is? the fact that taylor and olivia are STILL PUBLICLY SUPPORTING EACH OTHER!!!! a fact that these chronically online trolls are choosing to ignore. taylor showed her support for olivia at the VMAs just a couple nights ago. olivia has said she hasn’t gotten a chance to go to the eras tour *yet* cuz she’s been WORKING ON A FUCKING ALBUM but that she PLANS TO when she gets the chance. the chance of these bullshit rumors being true are slim to none, and even if they were confirmed, it’s still so insanely stupid to hate on either olivia or taylor over something that went down privately between them that we know nothing about.

anyway rant over, im just tired of this shit y’all

“olivia rodrigo and taylor swift are enemies” “olivia rodrigo and sabrina carpenter are enemies” “olivia stole from taylor” “taylor stole from olivia” stop!!!!! shut up!!!!! go outside!!!! touch grass!!!! breathe air!!!! read a book!!!! drink water!!!! delete all of ur social media and smash ur cell phone to pieces with a sledgehammer!!!!!

[meltingpotimagines]

Dating Luka

Request: "I’d love you forever if you did something fluffy with luka from miraculous" @toiletpaper

Warnings: A few season four spoilers

A/N: Luka is absolute boyfriend material and the only reason I'm not mad Mari dumped him is because Adrien is literally her other half (and I've been waiting for that ship to be canon for ages but I digress)

mister softy

he's just such a sweetheart yk?

definitely plays the guitar for you

writes you songs sometimes

not even just love songs

sometimes it's songs that suit whatever you happen to be feeling lately

he's attentive like that

takes you on chill dates

like to cafés or the eiffel tower

cuddle dates too

and lemme tell ya

cuddles with this boy would be immaculate

i'm talkin 10/10

likes being big spoon the best

tucks you under his chin and pulls you flush against his chest

gives you little kisses atop your head sometimes

also likes when you lie with your head on his chest or lap

just plays with your hair, all of his love evident in every gentle movement

gazes at you tenderly when you talk, giving you his complete undivided attention

w i l l take you dancing

i cannot be convinced otherwise

whether it's classes or slow dancing under the moonlight

as long as you have fun and he gets to hold you, that's all that matters

will teach you guitar if you want

he's an excellent teacher

patient, kind, understanding

also wraps his arms around you from behind and places his hands on yours to help you find the correct chords but anyway

always holds your hand when you two are walking together

it doesn't matter where you are or where you're going, he's going to hold your hand

it's just second nature honestly

puts a lot of thought into your gifts

he wants to tailor each one to suit you perfectly

all the forehead kisses

definitely one of his favorite places to kiss you

it just properly expresses how deeply he cares

that warm and gentle love he has

but also hand kisses

like if he's holding your hand, sometimes he'll bring it up to his lips and press a soft kiss

or if his head is on your lap and you're playing with his hair, he'll take your hand for a second to kiss your palm

it's just instinct for him to return the affection

would introduce you to his mom

would be like really chill about it too?

like no stress, all vibes

he's just really confident she'll like you

would be thrilled if you got along well with his sister

esp if you two actively hang out

her making friends and getting closer to people makes him happy, and if it's you? even better

if the most important people in his life get along, he's thriving

probably introduced you to marinette

mostly to show that he's got no secrets from you but also because she's still one of his closest friends

really wants you two to get along

issues between the two of you would break his heart

also!!!

meeting his dad

when i tell you it was something else

listen

mans is

a lot

like, he's a famous rock star for a reason

he's got a crocodile for goodness sake

(who loves you, btw)

but i mean, if anyone's gonna immediately welcome you into the family, it's jagged

automatically gives you his hoodie/jacket if you're cold

like doesn't even say anything, just takes it off and hands it to you/wraps it around you

def brings you food when you're sick

and a hoodie of his for extra comfort

he knows his scent is comforting so he wears it all day beforehand to make sure it smelled like him as much as possible

he just wants to be the amazing boyfriend you deserve

[saeyoungs-angel]

⨳​ connect — mha

starring. dabi & you

plot. finding a rare connection isn't a walk in the park, and dabi's not one for being subtle.

genre. fluff(?), idk what to call this

cw. kidnapping(u don't really gaf lol), cursing, smoking(nicotine), crimes(arson)

notes. came to my mind, thought i'd put in on paper.. orrr on text? yk the vibes, villain mc and villain dabi, power duo in the streets and toxic in the sheets

likes, reblogs, and comments are always appreciated! <3

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“what.. the fuck.” your eyes slant as you survey the room you've unwillingly been brought to. nose twitching at the smell of smoke, your gaze slots on the thin frame across the confined space.

he twists towards you at the sound of your voice, “awake already, hm?” you glare in response.

“where am i? and why—” as you move to stand from your place on a beaten up—and burned?—bed, you hear a clank, followed by a restriction on your right arm.

“—fucking hand-cuffs? really, dude..?”

his striking azure eyes rake up your figure, finally meeting your own with an unabashed smirk. “can't have you runnin’ away, now can we?”

the cigarette falls from his lanky fingers and you watch as he strides right over it, effectively putting it out on his way towards you.

you don't shiver, you don't shake, but you do spit in front of his feet in attempt to keep distance between you both. his smile is taunting as he grins down at your wrist, specifically the one cuffed to the bed frame. “you're lucky i like ya, doll.”

“well, i hate you, so..” a tightness swirls around inside your chest as you speak, placing a palm flat against it in a soothing manner. “can i—” your gaze drifts to the stranger in-front of you.

“can i have a cigarette?”

he arches a brow, “you smoke?” his words have a teasing edge to them, but he snatches his pack all the same.

you huff, not fully wrapping your mind around the situation yet. “not alot, but you're stressing me out.” he hands you a singular stick, chuckling with amusement at your response.

you sit still for a moment, cigarette tucked softly between your lips as you wait. his smirk grows as he mumbles, “oh, i don't really have a lighter.” his shoulders follow with a nonchalant shrug, adding to your confusion.

you furrow your brows, creating a look of puzzlement as you wonder, wasn't he just smoking? “how'd you smoke earlier, then?”

his eyes glow with something almost unnerving. it swivels around behind his pupils as he leans closer to you, yet you stand your ground. “let's make a deal, yeah, doll?” your head tilts, willing him to continue.

“i'll remove those pretty chains of yours, and you'll join the league.—” he leans away from you finally, and your heart begins beating again. you hadn't even noticed how nervous you were, you hate to say it but he's quite attractive.

“—after you agree, i'll light up your little cigarette for you.”

your face scrunches up, “the league..? i'm not just gonna join some random group that kidnaps people, y’know.” while your words are harshly placed, your voice shines with a tone of intrigue.

he knows you're curious, so why not explain a bit? “it's a group for villains, darling. not a cult.. well, maybe not.” your gaze sharpens.

his laugh rings out before he adds, “i know you did it.—” your heart drops, there's no way. “—i know it was you that set the house ablaze two weeks ago.”

how does he know? you swore every ounce of evidence had perished in that nasty fire, so why does he know, and why is he smiling about it?

“now, i can tell by the look on your face that you're worried, but don't get all riled up. i only brought you here to praise you for it, and invite you to the league.”

“can you light my cigarette already? i'll join, i don't care. just get these goddamn cuffs off me.” at your hasty agreement, he slaps his hands together in excitement.

“good, good.—” he snags a minute key from a drawer, unlocking the chains with fervor, excited to finally have you on the team.

“—y’know, i've been drivin’ our leader insane tryin’ to get you on the team. you should be happy that you get to work with me.” you can't say he looks happy himself, but he's definitely some sort of entertained by the turn of events.

you rub your wrist gently, hoping to soothe the ache where the cuff had constricted around it. with the cigarette still hanging from your lips, you hop up and tread to the balcony he was once occupying. you register a laugh from him at your eagerness, does he always act like this?

as he steps into your view and stands beside you, you catch a cigarette resting in his mouth as well. “i don't wanna hurt you by accident, so i'll light mine first.”

wow, he doesn't wanna hurt you but he kidnapped you? untouchable logic, dude. you stare in amazement as a small blue flame flickers on his fingertip, is it coming from him?

he lights his own with ease, then snatches your shirt and pulls you towards him. as your cigarettes connect, yours is lit in seconds.

you only gawk, having no words for the show he just put on so effortlessly. “that was so fucking cool!” you blurt out before grimacing at your own excitement.

“..i still hate you, though.”

he smiles, a genuine smile that you don't catch, too busy puffing on the nicotine and staring at the edge of the city in embarrassment. why do you have to remind him of himself, even if it's just a bit?

“why's your face red, doll?”

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feedback is extremely meaningful!

[cognitosclowns]

heres a thought: jr has Definitely bent someone over his desk. my evidence? hes a sleazy businessman and also i kind of want him to bend me over his desk and rail me <3

IVE MENTIONED THIS IDEA BRIEFLY BEFORE BUT,, IM GOING TO GO MORE IN DEPTH BC I WANT TO SMOOCH THIS ASSHOLE

<3 NSFT, MINORS SHOO

VISIT HIM AT HIS OFFICE. I DARE YOU.

Listen depending on the day you are getting one of two treatments

If it's a good day?? Just,, sitting with him <3. You sit on his desk, while he gently runs his hands along you? Fusses with your hair? <3 both of you murmur about your day? Good vibes!! If you’re lucky he might entirely pass out while the two of you cuddle <3

On a bad day???? w e l l

Listen the moment you walk in you can tell he is,,,, so Clearly Not Having It Today. 

first clue - he's positively fuming, glaring down at the telephone on his desk as if it personally is the source of all things wrong in the world smdnsd.

second - he’s bent like a paperclip, hunched over his desk </3

strike three - he almost doesn’t notice you when you come in!! :(((

EASY FIX? lean over the back of his chair and wrap your arms around him!!

Any little bits of Affection (tm) like that,, are,, very good for drawing his eyes away from his work and towards you <3

Don’t be surprised when he brings you to sit in his lap <3 your back to his chest, his lips along your neck <3

He’ll gladly do any prep in that exact position !!

whether that be stretching + slicking you with his fingers, or just fiddling with buttons to get you undressed!!

You’re nice and warm, WHICH IS GREAT BC HIS OFFICE IS FUCKING FRIGID SMDNSMD so he wants to take his time!!

he doesn’t quite soften when he gets you in his arms - moreso redirecting his Anxiety into,, Caressing You smdns

handsiest motherfucker this side of the equator. Whatever fingers aren’t already inside you are occupying themselves on whatever Soft Bits you possess!!

Literally,, does not matter how close you are, he wants you closer. Absolutely gonna have some light bruises from where his Bony Fucking Fingers have pressed in A Bit Too Harshly

he probably already knows you inside out but?? what’s the fun of having a lover if you don’t enjoy every part of them??

you think he cares about a Single Thing On His Desk? sndmsMSNDMS NOPE THAT SHIT IS GETTING POSITIVELY SWATTED OUT OF THE WAY, NOT A SINGLE FUCK IN SIGHT.

WHEN HE PRESSES IN??? *CARTOON AWOOGA NOISES*

just,, the most guttural, relieved sigh. He’ll definitely stay like that for a while, just,, savoring the moment. <3 celebrate the little victories, yk?

Don’t make him rushhhhh <3 He definitely prefers starting slow + hard than hurrying into things!!

Listen he may be Almost Geriatric but,, it’s heavily implied that he participates in orgies Frequently - he can absolutely rail you if you so wish!! 

Well,, less thrusting, so much as grabbing you by the hips and bouncing you back and forth. He only really starts Thrusting Properly when he’s close!!

he doesn’t care if you get noisy - in fact he wants you to get noisy! The whole building had better hear you <3 very ego boosting

It’s a 50/50 on whether or not he’ll want to cum inside you!! Some days he does prefer making a bit more of a,, mess,

AFTERCAREEE <3

Perks of desk sex? the chair is right there for the two of you to Collapse into smndsmd

If you’re up for it? cockwarming, while you two cuddle like a pair of Lovesick Idiots. He’s absolutely shameless, so expect plenty of,, very explicit murmurs

If not? Some very gentle cleanup!! If you need anything, he expects you to buzz his assistant <3 whats his is yours!!

As previously mentioned his office is Freeze Your Ass Off Frigid, so he’ll absolutely shuck his blazer and drape it around your shoulders!!!

if you saw this post <3 no you didnt, nobody look at me ever again /J

smsMSNDSMDNSM THIS WAS,, A VERY FUN ASK. SCHEIMPOUGH MY BELOVED <3

[marley-manson]

i wonder if hawkeye’s later season thing of like, taking something way too personally or seriously, eg the joke in Dear Uncle Abdul, or his irritation with everything in Picture This, is deliberately meant to feel like he’s starting to crack or if it’s like, the writers wanting to highlight some flaws they feel hawkeye should probably have despite us never really seeing them before

like you do have things like alan alda saying that hawkeye’s defense mechanisms get worn down through the seasons and you can point to this stuff as potential examples of that, things he would’ve been able to laugh off in season 1 getting to him in season 8

you could also argue that he gets more defensive not because of like accumulation of war trauma lol, but like bc of his shifting social position as the cast and tone changes. if it’s meant to highlight his egotism then that makes sense because it’s easier to brush perceived slights off when you’re the most popular guy on campus than when everyone already seems sick of you half the time

and then this is the kinda thing that helps fuel the bipolar headcanon, because stuff like this really comes across as reminiscent of mixed episodes to me, especially his streak of energetic irritability late season 10 (shifting into depression mid season 11). and when you have an episodic show where sometimes hawkeye gets really upset about minor things and sometimes he’s relatively chill, you gotta find an explanation for that. and this one has a lot of evidence for it

or hey, how about he no longer has a perceived enemy to aim this energy at now that he’s mostly retired the anti-military campaigns and Frank is gone, so he ends up lashing out over dumb shit instead. like you could argue he had a similar vibe in For Want of a Boot, eg, but there he was ultimately upset about the military fucking him over rather than about someone stealing his joke, so yk, it felt much more legitimate and reasonable, with a point to make beyond “hawkeye is a drama queen.”

or maybe it’s some of everything

like at the end of the day it still is an episodic show with a bunch of different writers over the course of eleven years so the most likely explanation is probably just like, natural drift and turning shit over to find more plots and new angles to explore, sometimes a little awkwardly bc continuity is haphazard at best. maybe we’re meant to assume hawkeye’s always been like this and we just never got to see one of his tantrums over someone else telling a joke or borrowing his socks or whatever before

or maybe the season 8+ writing staff just didn’t really differentiate between hawkeye yelling about boots vs hawkeye yelling about socks, because to them the resentment towards the military is no more legitimate than resentment towards a roommate. that’s uncharitable lol and I don’t really think that’s the case, but the implication is there. but also to be fair you can also argue that it all ultimately comes back to the military anyway bc it’s the reason he’s there around these people at all, so these later tantrums are maybe still ultimately about being stuck somewhere against his will, just less explicitly

anyway yeah, i actually like these later petty plotlines for hawkeye lol, i think it’s an interesting aspect of his character and i genuinely enjoy it, but i also can’t imagine these particular storylines happening during an early season so idk, gotta come up with some explanation for it.

[elysianslove]

YAS I'm so happy you write for Mahito!!! Okay so could you please do relationship hc about him with a fem s/o that is a civilian but for some odd reason she can see curses and she isn't afraid of them in the slightest? I wish you an awesome day/night!!❤

ahhh i really hope you like this, mwah <3

ok ok ok im excited for this

as a young girl you could always see these weird creatures hanging around and tbh sometimes you’d just talk to them

your parents had chalked it up as imaginary friends 

when u grew older, u realized that people might genuinely think ur crazy if you just casually converse with these creatures that somehow only you can see??? 

if they didn’t convince you you were crazy, then you would 

for a while you really did think something was wrong w u but you just learned to live with it 

like the creatures were vibing and so were u so <3 

anyways 

you meet mahito in september 

v important detail bc

the very first thing you said to him was “bit early for halloween, isn’t it?” 

he really would’ve laughed if he wasn’t fucking mind blown at the fact that you could see him 

you seemed ??? normal??? 

there was no cursed energy about you, you looked human, spoke normal 

but ??? what the fuck??? 

when u saw his expression you kinda got worried you’d offended him so you started apologizing 

i can’t find anything specific about his height but he looks massive so yeah ! you were kinda terrified ! 

but then once the initial shock wears off, he starts laughing, and just sighs teasingly “humans and their traditions” 

at first u just 😃✋🏼 pause

but then it kinda clicks in ur head like ah he’s one of those mf’s you keep seeing

after that you keep bumping into him consistently 

he’s never gonna tell you this but it was on purpose 

at some point you found him in your apartment ?? he was just there ??

i mean if he’d asked u would’ve let him in but anyways

he couldnt explain why u just straight up fascinated him 

i mean u weren’t a sorcerer, and you had literally zero cursed energy, but here you were, with a literal cursed spirit in your apartment and you weren’t even fazed?? 

after that you just come home to find him lounging around 

ur like bruh 🧍🏻‍♀️ do u pay rent? 🙄✋🏼didn’t think so get ur feet off my table 

he will not ! confess ! sorry <3 

he just can’t admit he has feelings for a human tbh 

when you confess he will tease, but he will also not hesitate to make out w u as ur first kiss hehe

judging from his personality (from what i’ve seen in the anime, and from what i read about him) he seems like really immature as a front 

but i don’t doubt if he wants to be serious he can easily, scarily be 

kinda like gojō

so he really doesn’t mess around when he’s protective of you 

if any of the curses he knows/works for or with him try to mess w you even a little, it’s the end of the world

he really does hate it like don’t fucking do that leave her alone 😾

and if it’s an actual threat, he will lose his shit if something happens to you

seriously he’ll go crazy 

like ok i knew u were in love w me u didn’t have to rip his head off 😏

hebsjkdd im sorry

loves to call you different pet names

especially darling, sweetheart, and lovely 

like i said @ the confession thing he loves to tease 

always 

his words will always have that teasing/playful edge to them 

bc other humans can’t see him, he gets so 😠 when he sees humans flirt with you 

you always say “i have a bf” 

but sometimes

when you know he’s watching

just to piss him <3 

u flirt back. just a teeny tiny bit lol 

he won’t show u he’s jealous but it’s so obvious jbwjsjs

loves to kiss you

so much. too much 

like seriously he wants to bruise your lips 

his kisses are always hurried and kinda harsh, but the love behind them is so evident and obvious you kinda just

melt 

oh also remember when i said he’s massive

imagine his hugs 😃

he honestly isn’t like

too into them

he likes to cuddle sure 

he just thinks hugs are like. clickbait. yk? 

but really. oh my god. his figure swallows you and his skin is always kinda chilly and cold but he just feels so good in your embrace 

and he’s ngl and say he doesn’t like how you feel tucked into him like this

no he will lie but that’s not the point

anyways we out here simping for cursed spirits yeah we are 💖