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if it’s still morning/noon for you use yesterdays data, you can find uv indexes on most weather apps (i think)
#i’m forecast to have a 13 day tomorrow#so my pale ass will not be leaving the house#also in researching uv indexes i found out that spf 15 sunscreen exists#i did not know it was legal to make sunscreen with that little protection#the lowest i’ve seen marketed as sunscreen is 30#anything else is marketed as foundation or moisturiser#salmonella shitposts#give me science answers!#poll#i want to know if a uv index below 3 exists#i have never seen that#except for at sunrise/sunset
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stupid whore on here keeps gettin groomed and brags about it 🤦🏿♂️
CONFESSION #419
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[puts on my reading glasses, squinting pedagogicallyally at my files (TDTC toyhouse page)] hey boston.,, says here that u were hit by a malfunctioned stray curse at a ball party. what did it do to u? how did it manifest? is it still active? is it getting worse? trust me i’m a doctor i never lie trust tell me everything ever and i can help. i can fix it. i cured cancer [taps my id badge which reads “TOTALLY REAL DOCTOR” scribbled in crayon] tell me ur symptoms failboy
#what the fuck does pedagogicallyally mean#is that a real word#i have never seen that#in my life#boston
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#i've seen this reposted so many times#often missing pieces and never in its entirety#and the timestamps too the timestamps are important#going by the xkcd ten thousand rule i wonder how many people have never seen the whole thing#original#art#twitter:paxiti
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#I know some of y’all have never seen this masterpiece#memes#meme#cute#funny#cute animals#wholesome#funny memes#hamster#twitter#tweets#funny tweets#cuteness#funny tweet#hamster memes#hamster meme#animals#wholesome meme#wholesome memes#you are a lawyer he is a hamster
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John Thingpenter's THE CARP (horror story about river ecology)
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#i saw the tv glow#jane schoenbrun#never in my entire life have i ever seen a movie that has captured what it feels like to be autistic like this one#mindboggling#anyway#art tag for the art guy
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even if you're not a supernatural fan, if you've been on tumblr long enough you are, like, culturally. like cultural christianity in america except it's the cw's supernatural. you may never have watched an episode or set foot inside the tag but your regular life shuts down on their holidays and all of your world news is delivered through that point of view. something to think about
#while i'm making equivalences we could look at the comparable impacts of the bible on the western literary canon and supernatural on ao3#edited to add: y'all i have never seen supernatural either that's the post#yes my brain has been rotted by this fandom but the call is coming from outside the house#that tumblr lyfe#containment breach#spn
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AYO EDEBIRI
Photographed by Emman Montalvan for Backstage (2023)
#the bear#userines#thebearedit#byaurore#userclara#userzo#userzil#userpayel#userrlaura#useriselin#userallisyn#usersavana#tuserlou#userzaynab#usersaoirse#usersnat#tuserhan#tusercora#tuserpolly#ayo edebiri#aedebiriedit#flawlessbeautyqueens#thequeensofbeauty#userveronika#useradie#i have never seen this photoshoot here i guess#it was so yellow i did what i could............#useri
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shout out to when i told my dad about goncharov and he figured out it was fake because i told him "1973 martin scorsese film with robert de niro" and he said that wasn't possible because the godfather came out in 1972 and the godfather part II came out in 1974 and they wouldn't have had time to make a movie in between. a perfectly good jest, foiled by this man's weird and vast knowledge set
#edit i remembered this incorrectly#i confused robert de niro with al pacino he was actually what tipped my dad off#i'll be honest i've never seen the godfather? the only mafia movies i've watched are goodfellas and 1996 lesbian masterpiece bound#so i'm not really familiar with the genre lol#EDIT AGAIN IF ANYONE CARES: I HAVE SEEN GODFATHER PART I AND II NOW. I KNOW HOW WRONG I WAS. WHY DID THIS GO UP 500 NOTES IT'S BEEN MONTHS#goncharov#goncharov 1973#eddie genius posting
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"jason is a knockoff watered down percy" NO hear me out, jason actually parallels annabeth immensely, sharing SO many similarities with her personality, not percy, in this essay I will-
edit: my full analysis is out now! here
#just adding that I think jason and annabeth are similar BUT they are SEPARATE characters with separate personalities#and i don't think jason is anyone's knockoff!! so don't misunderstand me guys!#trust me ik how it feels like to have jason getting mischaracterized so I would never do that!#when I read about jason the first time I'm like wow he's gentler but similar to annabeth chase wow he could be her twin#they are both genuinely interested in learning stuff. they both mansplain and geek. they are both misunderstood as conceding when they do#they love getting involved in debates and discussions. they both have designed temples assigned to them by the gods themselves#they are both seen as 'scary and intimidating' when they're just softies who need love. they are both overthinkers with too many plans#they are both soft for ppl w silly humor. they both kinda give off an untrustworthy vibe at first bc they know too much info#they are both also pretty suspicious and don't trust immediately. they both love architecture. they both have a 'cold icy' stare#also they're both TALL#I could keep going on and on for ages actually#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackson#jason grace#pjo series#pjo hoo toa#pjo hoo#annabeth chase
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FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#undertale#deltarune#undertale fanart#deltarune fanart#utdr#crossover#crossover comic#twin runes#twin runes comic#twin runes au#my art#kris dreemurr#frisk#lesslo#don't pick a fight with frisk#they know what they're doing#I dunno how well it translated#but I tried to incorporate the whole soul mode thing with frisk's broach#they switch stances for movement#blue to jump good and green to remain steadfast#also is that red soul lore I'm smelling?#where have I seen that split soul imagry before...?#THIS#THIS FRIGGIN THING COST ME MY SANITY#also I've never drawn fight scenes before#so please bear with me
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the thing is that they're so fascinated by sex, they love sex, they can't imagine a world without sex - they need sex to sell things, they need sex to be part of their personality, they need sex to prove their power - but they hate sex. they are disgusted by it.
sex is the only thing that holds their attention, and it is also the thing that can never be discussed directly.
you can't tell a child the normal names for parts of their body, that's sexual in nature, because the body isn't a body, it's a vessel of sex. it doesn't matter that it's been proven in studies (over and over) that kids need to know the names of their genitals; that they internalize sexual shame at a very young age and know it's 'dirty' to have a body; that it overwhelmingly protects children for them to have the correct words to communicate with. what matters is that they're sexual organs. what matters is that it freaks them out to think about kids having body parts - which only exist in the context of sex.
it's gross to talk about a period or how to check for cancer in a testicle or breast. that is nasty, illicit. there will be no pain meds for harsh medical procedures, just because they feature a cervix.
but they will put out an ad of you scantily-clad. you will sell their cars for them, because you have abs, a body. you will drip sex. you will ooze it, like a goo. like you were put on this planet to secrete wealth into their open palms.
they will hit you with that same palm. it will be disgusting that you like leather or leashes, but they will put their movie characters in leather and latex. it will be wrong of you to want sexual freedom, but they will mark their success in the number of people they bed.
they will crow that it's inappropriate for children so there will be no lessons on how to properly apply a condom, even to teens. it's teaching them the wrong things. no lessons on the diversity of sexual organ growth, none on how to obtain consent properly, none on how to recognize when you feel unsafe in your body. if you are a teenager, you have probably already been sexualized at some point in your life. you will have seen someone also-your-age who is splashed across a tv screen or a magazine or married to someone three times your age. you will watch people pull their hair into pigtails so they look like you. so that they can be sexy because of youth. one of the most common pornography searches involves newly-18 young women. girls. the words "barely legal," a hiss of glass sand over your skin.
barely legal. there are bills in place that will not allow people to feel safe in their own bodies. there are people working so hard to punish any person for having sex in a way that isn't god-fearing and submissive. heteronormative. the sex has to be at their feet, on your knees, your eyes wet. when was the first time you saw another person crying in pornography and thought - okay but for real. she looks super unhappy. later, when you are unhappy, you will close your eyes and ignore the feeling and act the role you have been taught to keep playing. they will punish the sex workers, remove the places they can practice their trade safely. they will then make casual jokes about how they sexually harass their nanny.
and they love sex but they hate that you're having sex. you need to have their ornamental, perfunctory, dispassionate sex. so you can't kiss your girlfriend in the bible belt because it is gross to have sex with someone of the same gender. so you can't get your tubes tied in new england because you might change your mind. so you can't admit you were sexually assaulted because real men don't get hurt, you should be grateful. you cannot handle your own body, you cannot handle the risks involved, let other people decide that for you. you aren't ready yet.
but they need you to have sex because you need to have kids. at 15, you are old enough to parent. you are not old enough to hear the word fuck too many times on television.
they are horrified by sex and they never stop talking about it, thinking about it, making everything unnecessarily preverted. the saying - a thief thinks everyone steals. they stand up at their podiums and they look out at the crowd and they sign a bill into place that makes sexwork even more unsafe and they stand up and smile and sign a bill that makes gender-affirming care illegal and they get up and they shrug their shoulders and write don't say gay and they get up, and they make the world about sex, but this horrible, plastic vision of it that they have. this wretched, emotionless thing that holds so much weight it's staggering. they put their whole spine behind it and they push and they say it's normal!
this horrible world they live in. disgusted and also obsessed.
#this shifts gender so much bc it actually affects everyone#yes it's a gendered phenomenon. i have written a LOT about how different genders experience it. that's for a different post.#writeblr#ps my comments about seeing someone cry -- this is not to shame any person#and on this blog we support workers.#at the same time it's a really hard experience to see someone that looks like you. clearly in agony. and have them forced to keep going.#when you're young it doesn't necessarily look like acting. it looks scary. and that's what this is about - the fact that teens#have likely already been exposed to that definition of things. because the internet exists#and without the context of healthy education. THAT is the image burned into their minds about what it looks like.#it's also just one of those personal nuanced biases -#at 19 i thought it was normal to be in pain. to cry. to not-like-it. that it should be perfunctory.#it was what i had seen.#and it didn't help that my religious upbringing was like . 'yeah that's what you get for premarital. but also for the reference#we do think you should never actually enjoy it lol'#so like the point im making is that ppl get exposed to that stuff without the context of something more tender#and assume .... 'oh. so it's fine i am not enjoying myself'. and i know they do because I DID.#he was my first boyfriend. how was i supposed to know any different#i didn't even have the mental wherewithal to realize im a lesbian . like THAT used to suffering.
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This was too silly for me *not* to draw, can I get a uhhhhhh zombie apocalypse AU-
#submas#subway boss ingo#warden ingo#ingo#my art#left for dead#I swear you can find anything on the workshop huh#imagine being dropped into a world that invented guns and most definitely having never seen one in your life#amnesia or otherwise#oh and no Pokémon
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i get it now these guys are cool
#transformers one is the only transformers media ive seen#i want. to see it again#idk anytging else about transformers though dont quiz me im clueless#transformers#transformers one#tf one#transformers fanart#optimus prime#when i was a kid i had a friend who had transformers toys#but i would never play with them because there were so many steps to transforming them it was like a puzzle to me#i thought id get them stuck in like. a half transformed state hand have no idea how to fully transform them or put them back as they were#for reference when i say i was a kid i was like 4-5 these thingns were beyond my comprehension. i was busy thinking about scooby doo
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During this sequence that’s supposed to feel victorious and like, “yeah things aren’t perfect, but the good guys won today!” Merlin watches Guinevere and Arthur hug intimately and you know what? He looks sad.
He looks like he wishes he could touch Arthur so freely and affectionately. He looks like he’s desperate to be seen for everything he is and everything he’s done for him. He looks like he’s accepting he’ll never be with Arthur like that and it’s breaking his heart.
That man is deeply in love and he can’t do anything about it. He is happy for them because he just wants them to be happy, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t feel like a dagger in his heart.
It reminds me of that quote from Sherlock, “you look sad when you think he can’t see you”
#I’ve never seen anyone else talk about this moment#someone might have it just hasn’t crossed my dash#he is yearning so hard#I hate it#I want Merlin to be happy#bbc merlin#merlin#merlin bbc#merthur#arthur pendragon#merlin x arthur#arthur x merlin#Merlin 3x13#3x13#Merlin yearning#Merlin meta#merlin gifs
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