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salmonellaandcheese · 1 year ago

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if it’s still morning/noon for you use yesterdays data, you can find uv indexes on most weather apps (i think)

#i’m forecast to have a 13 day tomorrow #so my pale ass will not be leaving the house #also in researching uv indexes i found out that spf 15 sunscreen exists #i did not know it was legal to make sunscreen with that little protection #the lowest i’ve seen marketed as sunscreen is 30 #anything else is marketed as foundation or moisturiser #salmonella shitposts #give me science answers!#poll #i want to know if a uv index below 3 exists #i have never seen that #except for at sunrise/sunset

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confessxcheese4tcc · 2 months ago

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stupid whore on here keeps gettin groomed and brags about it 🤦🏿‍♂️

CONFESSION #419

#i have never seen that

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ask-tdtc · 10 months ago

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[puts on my reading glasses, squinting pedagogicallyally at my files (TDTC toyhouse page)] hey boston.,, says here that u were hit by a malfunctioned stray curse at a ball party. what did it do to u? how did it manifest? is it still active? is it getting worse? trust me i’m a doctor i never lie trust tell me everything ever and i can help. i can fix it. i cured cancer [taps my id badge which reads “TOTALLY REAL DOCTOR” scribbled in crayon] tell me ur symptoms failboy

#what the fuck does pedagogicallyally mean #is that a real word #i have never seen that #in my life #boston

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atomiccryptid · 7 days ago

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Ok, so you've been isekai'd to the dnd world and may or may not die due to the class you've been assigned. Better question. Are you human? (spinner wheel of all dnd5e species)

#dnd #following up on the trend (trend? ive seen 2 posts but ive been having a lot of fun so idk)#anyways this is a mess. i never knew that there were so many dnd5e species

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tierras · 28 days ago

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the mutual aid los angeles network (malan) has put together a spreadsheet with valuable resources for people affected by the ongoing los angeles wildfires and wind storm. the sheet is constantly being updated with resources such as shelter info, animal boarding info, addresses for distribution centers, volunteer opportunities and so much more.

please share this spreadsheet widely

#los angeles #palisades fire #eaton fire #hurst fire #lidia fire #new fire just erupted in the Hollywood hills #my d*ds job burned down this morning my moms job is so close to one of the fires #i need to get back home #i see some ppl in the tags saying 'this happens every year' no this is on a completely different level #we are not in our fire season this is incredibly unprecedented and have never seen something like this #whole communities have been wiped out

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s-lycopersicum · 10 months ago

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#i've seen this reposted so many times #often missing pieces and never in its entirety #and the timestamps too the timestamps are important #going by the xkcd ten thousand rule i wonder how many people have never seen the whole thing #original #art #twitter:paxiti

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isagaiia · 2 months ago

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jayce is so greedy smh

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sleepy-bebby · 1 year ago

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souplups · 7 months ago

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#i saw the tv glow #jane schoenbrun #never in my entire life have i ever seen a movie that has captured what it feels like to be autistic like this one #mindboggling #anyway #art tag for the art guy

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vinceaddams · 6 months ago

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John Thingpenter's THE CARP (horror story about river ecology)

#I have never seen The Thing #but I did a project on Asian carp in high school

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mylittleredgirl · 2 years ago

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even if you're not a supernatural fan, if you've been on tumblr long enough you are, like, culturally. like cultural christianity in america except it's the cw's supernatural. you may never have watched an episode or set foot inside the tag but your regular life shuts down on their holidays and all of your world news is delivered through that point of view. something to think about

#while i'm making equivalences we could look at the comparable impacts of the bible on the western literary canon and supernatural on ao3 #edited to add: y'all i have never seen supernatural either that's the post #yes my brain has been rotted by this fandom but the call is coming from outside the house #that tumblr lyfe #containment breach #spn

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somewhereincairparavel · 3 months ago

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"jason is a knockoff watered down percy" NO hear me out, jason actually parallels annabeth immensely, sharing SO many similarities with her personality, not percy, in this essay I will-

edit: my full analysis is out now! here

#just adding that I think jason and annabeth are similar BUT they are SEPARATE characters with separate personalities ❗❗#and i don't think jason is anyone's knockoff!! so don't misunderstand me guys!#trust me ik how it feels like to have jason getting mischaracterized so I would never do that!#when I read about jason the first time I'm like wow he's gentler but similar to annabeth chase wow he could be her twin #they are both genuinely interested in learning stuff. they both mansplain and geek. they are both misunderstood as conceding when they do #they love getting involved in debates and discussions. they both have designed temples assigned to them by the gods themselves #they are both seen as 'scary and intimidating' when they're just softies who need love. they are both overthinkers with too many plans #they are both soft for ppl w silly humor. they both kinda give off an untrustworthy vibe at first bc they know too much info #they are both also pretty suspicious and don't trust immediately. they both love architecture. they both have a 'cold icy' stare #also they're both TALL #I could keep going on and on for ages actually #pjo #pjo fandom #percy jackson #jason grace #pjo series #pjo hoo toa #pjo hoo #annabeth chase

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nyaslashthreat · 1 year ago

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shout out to when i told my dad about goncharov and he figured out it was fake because i told him "1973 martin scorsese film with robert de niro" and he said that wasn't possible because the godfather came out in 1972 and the godfather part II came out in 1974 and they wouldn't have had time to make a movie in between. a perfectly good jest, foiled by this man's weird and vast knowledge set

#edit i remembered this incorrectly #i confused robert de niro with al pacino he was actually what tipped my dad off #i'll be honest i've never seen the godfather? the only mafia movies i've watched are goodfellas and 1996 lesbian masterpiece bound #so i'm not really familiar with the genre lol #EDIT AGAIN IF ANYONE CARES: I HAVE SEEN GODFATHER PART I AND II NOW. I KNOW HOW WRONG I WAS. WHY DID THIS GO UP 500 NOTES IT'S BEEN MONTHS #goncharov #goncharov 1973 #eddie genius posting

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dcxdpdabbles · 1 month ago

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Alfred: May I help you?

Danny: Yes, you can. I need to talk to the master of the house. I'm Bruce Wayne's illegitimate son.

Alfred: Oh?

Danny: Normally, I wouldn't bother him, but my mom recently passed away, and I have nowhere to go. Here is a letter she wrote to him.

Alfred after reading glowing green paper: I'm afraid Master Bruce is out at the moment, but you may come in and wait for him in the main sitting room. I'll make you some tea in the meantime.

Danny: Trying to gather a DNA sample, I see. That's fine. I wouldn't believe a random kid that showed up on the doorstep either.

Alfred mildly suprise: I assure you, I merely wanted to offer you a warm drink after being caught in the rain.

Danny: Right, and the firearm you have tucked up your left sleeve has nothing to do with me breaking through the front gate security to get to the door.

Alfred smiling:*cocking gun* You may be Master's Bruce's after all.

Danny smiling: *Powering up ray gun* And you may earn your place at a Fenton dinner table. So....Tea?

Alfred: Is Earl Grey alright with you?

Danny: Of course. It's the only tea that is worth drinking.

Alfred: Wise words. Right this way and do remember, I'll put a bullet between your eyes if you're a threat.

Danny: I'll fry you alive before you can even pull the trigger. *Ray gun crackling with electricity*

Alfred mentally: If this lad isn't Master Bruce's, I'll adopt him myself.

#dcxdpdabbles #dcxdp crossover #from a fic i never wrote #Danny is Bruce's illegitimate son #Thanks to Clockwork manipulating the timeline of a neighboring Universe #Danny is new to Town but already so very Wayne #Alfred likes Danny's moxie.#Have you ever seen two tigers size eachother up? thats Alfred and Danny #Bruce gets home to Danny and Alfred gossiping while cleaning thier fire arms

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ayo-edebiri · 6 months ago

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