#i have learned nothing
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angrythingstarlight · 4 months ago
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Me to me when once again the task that I've been putting off takes all of five minutes to do.
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friend-crow · 6 months ago
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I tried on my new compression shirt, and then immediately got trapped inside my new compression shirt.
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0vergrowngraveyard · 9 months ago
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i was once banned from making myself ramen because i kept pouring the boiling water in my hand by accident
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dipperscavern · 4 months ago
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dippy my love, what’s the twitter situation?
hi honey 💌 i was asked my opinion on dany a few weeks ago & gave it & it was screenshot n posted on twitter i fear (the tweet got 40k views) (i barely survived)
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merry-death · 1 year ago
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perhaps it was a bad idea for me, a big old scaredy cat, to start reading a slasher novel while home alone and in the dark.....oops
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frogshunnedshadows · 2 years ago
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Latest cosplay / costume / mask / object head / project / mission accomplished, oof.
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clonedchaos · 10 months ago
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Me if dinosaurs were real: ^
jurassic park has a good philosophical message but unfortunately the only thing i ever take away from watching jurassic park is "god i wish i could go to jurassic park." like yeah it's a blatantly obvious don't create the torment nexus scenario, but this torment nexus has DINOSAURS.
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ladyfarona · 1 month ago
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Me: urgh, last night was terrible. Why did I eat that shrimp po-boy knowing it would just sit in my stomach and make me feel awful? I won't do that ever again.
Me, opening the fridge: Oh boy my leftovers
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flummoxisafunnyword · 2 months ago
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… my life just got 600x better because one person got sick and moved a meeting
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magicmama · 11 months ago
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I always say I hate making the same mistake twice. Yep. Sure hate it. Would be cool if there were any alternatives. Especially the third or fourth time
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writer-fennec · 3 months ago
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It's gard to explain because me and a friend of mine know about this world and I havent talked about the gods to my friend, so they are 6 mains and the stars
If you answered yes, tell me about one or more of them in the tags!
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wolfythewitch · 6 months ago
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I have tears in my eyes
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago
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Just your average male living space.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wen qing#lan wangji#A-Yuan#wei wuxian#(***Content warning for me talking about unhygienic living conditions in the tags today***).#The worst part of drawing this comic is that I've seen so much worse. This is a livable space.#I've helped out friends and family who were struggling and let me just say...I have seen some pretty dysfunctional living spaces.#Hell I've *lived* in some very dysfunctional living spaces.#Hording dishes under the bed was always something that grossed me out but it's unfortunately something I've seen people do way too often.#The horror everyone has upon walking into WWX's 'living' set up is so consistently 'Mate how are you living like this?'#It's honestly so integral to me that WWX's 'just left home for the first time' house/room be a depression/dysfunction pit.#You can learn a lot about someon's state of mind from how they keep their living space...and this guy is oozing 'deep depression'.#I don't think he's eaten anything but foods that classify as a struggle meal in a year.#Everyone is trying to stage an intervention but he just isn't in a good enough place to help himself.#By the way: I want to steer away from shaming people who have messy homes/rooms because life *does* hit hard sometimes.#My love language is coming into your home to do your dishes and do some housework. Don't apologize for the mess king.#Nothing could top some of the places I've had to help my older siblings out of.#I'd be okay with my flatmate having a severed limb and a blood pool at this point.#As long as he lets me take out the dishes from under the bed - We're good! My standards are so low at this point.
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bacchuschucklefuck · 2 months ago
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january month of yuugi
#yugioh#ygo dm#yugi mutou#idk what was in the water on 2025 opening but it really got me thinking hm. I will finally draw yuugi#ygo has been in my dna for like close to a decade at this point and yet. I have never attempted to draw anything for it#until now. my audacity has finally reached quota#wishshipping saved my ass this lunar new year and its not even an exaggeration. thank you kazuki takahashi for the boys. rest in peace#mutou yuugi I love u.... u r my son#not mentioned in this stack but dsod's decision to thin yuugi's choker is the funniest shittiest character design decision on earth#like as a detail its so nothing. when u zoom out it just looks like a shadow dropped wrong somewhere. I have come to terms with#the other fashion choice for him in that movie but the tiny ass choker I don't accept. that's stupid. big it#I rly like the vision of older yuugi being like. obnoxiously polite and cheerful#specifically in a way that's not like ceding space for everyone else. like it's clear at all time that he's Like That#and nobody will be able to stop him from being Like That#and also tbh I can never imagine him leaving domino for long (<- definitely not projecting my city slicker ass on him)#I think the game shop's been where he's safe to be himself for so long that he'd want to keep it running and extend#that shade to other kids in the city too. his loyal customers are so scared of disappointing him for no reason#.... typed huge wall of text abt jou leaving domino for tournaments etc frequently but always coming back to hang out with yuugi#I am actually ill abt them huh.... maybe ygo was the progenitor honestly maybe it started me on the two blokes who do fuckall ships#yuugi is so cute but I do know in my heart tho he does Not cook. that kid has never learned and will never manage#I know he doesnt even have water in his office whenever he works. scared of spilling#its a good thing hes got friends galore now people are blowing his phone up wasting their sms toll telling him to drink water#(slowly tipping into mania) I just think he's so neat. love that boy he's so cute
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the-magic-school-bus · 1 year ago
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my college actually teach me something challenge
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ofallenstar · 2 years ago
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ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง im going to fuckin speedrun dan heng up to lvl 80 and nat up to lvl 75 just so i can get past phase 2 of the new boss bc they keep dying
and my party is a mess obvs bc lvl 80 jing yuan and yukong can only carry for so long
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