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Hoo boy did this one age like a fine milk
it’s going to be so weird to have a president im sexually attracted to
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The female urge to get out of your car and sprint full speed into the woods not at, but alongside a wild deer you’ve just spotted
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[In a room where it's all quiet]: Wow it's like a western front in here
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Working in retail is so interesting sometimes. Yesterday a woman came in to tell me the desk fan she'd bought only worked when it was plugged in. Didn't even ask for a refund, just wanted me to know how strange she found this to be
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They call it a disguise because you don't look like that guy anymore you now are dis guys
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