magicmama
magicmama
Magic Mama
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Emily Rose // 28 // Texas // I am the mother now
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magicmama · 4 days ago
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I once sketched a sunglasses-wearing dolphin smoking a joint with the smoke spelling out “so long and thanks for all the dick” for what I thought was a one-night-stand after he left for work. We ended up seeing each other for nearly a year. 😅
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magicmama · 7 days ago
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The female urge to get out of your car and sprint full speed into the woods not at, but alongside a wild deer you’ve just spotted
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magicmama · 23 days ago
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magicmama · 3 months ago
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magicmama · 3 months ago
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magicmama · 3 months ago
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[In a room where it's all quiet]: Wow it's like a western front in here
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magicmama · 3 months ago
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magicmama · 3 months ago
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magicmama · 3 months ago
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magicmama · 3 months ago
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Working in retail is so interesting sometimes. Yesterday a woman came in to tell me the desk fan she'd bought only worked when it was plugged in. Didn't even ask for a refund, just wanted me to know how strange she found this to be
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magicmama · 3 months ago
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magicmama · 4 months ago
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magicmama · 4 months ago
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magicmama · 4 months ago
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They call it a disguise because you don't look like that guy anymore you now are dis guys
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magicmama · 4 months ago
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magicmama · 4 months ago
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magicmama · 4 months ago
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gonna go start bar fights so I can get a cool facial scar 
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