#i have a short fuse

[cosmics-beings]

Hey what are your thoughts on starbee?

Ohh it's a good ship and i like it and share fanart of it and stuff, but it isn't really a ship that I personally ship on my own! like I've written for it, and I share stuff but for personal reasons I am not like a hardcore shipper of it but it's alright! like I used to ship it a lot but not so much anymore. but it's a really cute ship I'm just indifferent.

[wiltkingart]

skintight

[fumifooms]

Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.

His grey hairs are so earned

[orb-weaving]

Practicing drawing Overhaul’s monstrous form.

[unhetalia]

People don't realise it, but Alfred is actually a lot more soft-hearted and forgiving than his twin. Matthew's more personable, for sure, but he's cutthroat AND he holds grudges.

Baby Alfred chose Arthur because he saw Arthur was sad. He chose to comfort a stranger over FOOD, which we know Alfred loves. He barely hesitated.

I like to think Matthew watched Francis be sad about losing to Arthur for two weeks before finally deciding, well, his food DOES look good...

When someone wrongs Alfred he's pretty okay with either ignoring it or forgiving it; Matthew is taking notes and treating it like it's a personal insult and he is NOT letting it go. (When Japan attacked Pearl Harbour, Matthew had Canada declaring war before America even did - man does NOT fuck around about defending his baby brother when he needs to).

Alfred doesn't get a free pass, either. If Matthew does something hurtful or annoying, Alfred barely flinches and just moves on. He forgives and forgets easily. Mattie is HOLDING A GRUDGE and bringing it up for the next twenty five years. Sometimes, he goes too far in retaliating, and then Alfred is crying and Matthew loses the high ground and feels guilty. But after Alfred's done crying he's quick to forgive, so Matthew's not really learning any lessons on restraint.

When you wrong him and you're NOT his brother... well, philosophically, is it really murder if you know they'll come back to life?

[quirinah]

i! ro! ha! (six years edition)

[this-is-a-love-story-isnt-it]

Lois & Clark 2x01 😒 😏

[ganondoodle]

(idk if anyone wants to keep hearing my opinions on totk book stuff but-)

apparently it says that rauru DID have kids, multiple even, which yeah... is kinda necessary for zelda to even be connected to them so much so that sonia can SENSE a blood connection (which, even with all the excuses with magic, is just a little too far for me to suspend my disbelief bc its over, OVER, ten thousand years worth of generations that seperate her from them that one lil touch of the hand can sense that (feels more like an attempt to make you care about them or .. see them as zeldas "better" parents just bc they exchange a few nice words, i never got the feeling they were 'better' parents and its also kinda disrespectful to her actual parents, like sure rhoam wasnt the best but i wouldnt call rauru better just bc he was polite)- i could see maybe the light power of hylia or sth but since its the coolest dude that ever lived rauru now that had it which still doesnt make sense and makes me unreasonably annoyed and she can sense BOTH of their powers in her? nah) the fact theres NOTHING about them in the game itself is just so ... no way they planned any of this

i dont think theres anything they can do or say that wont make be believe they either

are making it up alla 'fix it in post' mentality trying to hastily explain stuff the game never bothers to do to try and appease fans or let it appear as if they thought about it at all

something went really REALLY wrong during development, which kinda seems likely given how the game turned out (im sorry i cannot let go, its not just the writing, the game design too and how little was changed in the map while being so damn expensive, i dont know how people dont feel scammed q_q)

given that they (allegedly) spent the last entire year of development on polish (where??? where????? huh??? like it would make it more understandable (EXCEPT for the price) if there was alot of trouble, which was also bc it got delayed and ... turned out like this, but they dont want to say it, especially given their reputation, with that quote i have heard way too many times 'a delayed game blah blah') i just??

are they just gonna go and do it like they did with kashiwa (kass)? "they uuuh where flying around the whole time ony cool sonau tech maschines, you just dont see or hear from them ooooorrr they were uuuuh out of the country at the time" (sending invitations to other continents to join their glorious kingdom ;) )

(bet they are also gonna say they did all the stuff like ... moving the shrines around (lol?) and lifting the islands up into the sky- which is still weird bc ... didnt they also say they were living in the sky before coming to the surface?? so where?? did they park all their islands on the surface and the mystery kids had the keys so they had to repark them back into the sky after they returned off camera?? xD also why are the islands so different as an environment if they where from the surface? like even the STONE up there is different- and if they were first in the sky then on the surface and the nback in the sky .. why is there not a single yellow tree or grass in the past- you cant really argue that it changed bc they were up there so long bc .. nothing else changed, the suddendly and totally always there sonau buildings are largely in prime condition, only some slightly moldy, and what we see of the glorious past looks barely any different from the present, aside from like ... some standard trees shuffled, no castle yet and that glowy uwu filter DESPITE that stupidly long time frame between it)

[littlemourningstarr]

Tim making Damian orgasm so many times that Damian becomes delirious and can't tell if he's even conscious or not. He gets so hyper sensitive that a single touch from Tim has him over the edge.

He's easy to get off, so it doesn't take much to wreck him.

And he is utterly clingy when Tim is finally done with him. And Tim is more than happy to oblige Damian and pamper him.

[sexy-sapphic-sorcerer]

spirk walked so johnlock could fly.

[quotidianish]

Hey if you’re still taking tf2 doodle requests can you draw some short fuse/demo engie?

Ok i might have overdone it this time but i need an excuse to draw them alright.

[lizlemondyke]

this but it’s about when you’re trying to get out of a big museum as quickly as possible and you keep going down unfamiliar hallways and you don’t just turn around even though you know you’re going deeper and deeper in instead of out and you have to pee so bad and a nice cheap street hotdog is waiting for you outside if you jusy would TURN AROUNDDDDDD

[presidentbungus]

short fuse. 2 guys who just need someone to see them falling into a spiral and beat the shit out of them for it i think. sometimes your best friend's worst enemy has to be himself because thats the only way he'll understand why you shrink in your seat when he tries to compliment you. you cant hate yourself into a version you can love and you know that because all you goddamn do is sit there and watch your pal completely fail to do that. maybe you realize how much you sitting there and doing nothing but thinking about how much you fucking suck hurts him because you watch him do the same and feel your insides slowly start to boil away. maybe watching your buddy have a breakdown and realizing hes a lot more like you than you thought is simultaneously heart-wrenchingly pants-shittingly terrifying and... presents some dark sort of relief. maybe you both realize the only way to work through either of your crippling self-esteem problems are letting yourselves bear both of your titanic burdens together, and even though it's just the exact same amount of weight as you started with it feels so much lighter when you have someone experienced carrying it with you. do you Get It. grips your face and stares into your eyes and you breathe my spores directly into your lungs on accident. Do You Understand Me.

(demo and engy, both thinking at the same time) wow i am deeply distressed by my queerplatonic yet strangely homoerotic lab partner's self-worth issues despite the fact that they directly mirror my own.................. im sure there is no lesson to learn from this whatsoever

[ohblimeygeorge]

Hey here’s a fun fact! I’m pretty sure George didn’t do that photoshoot to try and be Lewis. Or to be better than Lewis. Why is everything George does always compared to Lewis anyway. Like yeah, George doesn’t have the charm and charisma that Lewis oozes. Because he’s not Lewis. He’s George. He’s an entirely different person with his own charm and charisma who shines in his own way without constantly needing or wanting to be compared to Lewis. Yeah George is Lewis’ biggest fan but even he’s not that obsessive ya weirdos

[intercomkris]

nightmare on 51 road to nowhere street

loren ; former ex-con, working in the strangetown military. occasionally a rancher caring for his goats and sheep. formerly used to live in the bay but moved since the tragedy that struck once again over there, now he resides in his ranch, with his younger sister & the new roommate.

sasha ; used to work as an intern in the big city but after an accidental mistake on her part when it came to some paperwork, she was fired without thought. moved in with her brother loren, though the material girl isn't used to the ranch-work, she has her own ways to occupy herself while out in chestnut ridge town.

keenan ; championship extreme snowboarder, but after a controversial take that has taken a sour turn on his career and forced to take a break, keenan has resorted to livestreaming in his spare time. on his way back to copperdale, his car broke down and stuck in chestnut ridge town and has rented a room in the schuler siblings ranch.

[triptychofvoids]

Medic, do you ever get frustrated by the constant calls for help from your team mates for the slightest bruise or scratch? Have you ever lost your shit with them and just let loose a tirade of rage and curse words? I won't judge. I know I have.

of course i have. i swear, sometimes its like theyll come crying to me if someone breathes on them too hard! its my job to help though, so of course ill help them anyway (well, granted im not too busy. i have told them to either suck it up or go find a health kit on more than one occasion), but i have been told i can be quick to anger at times. or most times apparently....