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hear me out
we got pirate Vic (he gets 1 kiss), we got royal guard Link (he gets 12 kisses), what would Charles be in the pirate au? I feel like he'd either worm his way to riches with a smuggling ring or be a really shady noble. Maybe a Duke or something mskdn
Charles is known as the dastardly Scourge of the Seven Seas.
But he wasn’t always.
After they mistrusted an overly friendly stranger, he lost everything, aside from their siblings.
He kills indiscriminately, by burning villages to the ground, or destroying any ship within sight without mercy
Charles used to enjoy the slaughter, but nowadays he’s honed in on the captain of the royal navy. There’s just something about tormenting his brother that fuels his creativity.
#starsetven#yandere#yandere guy#charles ⚔️#link 🪻#charles lives to inconvenience Link in every timeline#I hate to say it#but he turned out to be my favorite in this au 😔
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Cale says he is a bad person, a selfish, stone cold bastard because he spent at least 10 years believing the words he heard on his team funeral and after it.
And he had nobody to say the opposite, nobody who knew him, who cared about him. To prove them wrong, to insist that they are the actual bastards without heart for saying that to a mourning person.
He was alone, terrified of getting close to people again, and thinking that the deaths of his family was all his fault. Of course he thinks he is a bad person.
For him, people that don't protect their family are trash, so he is the worst human being that ever put a foot on the planet.
#i hate to say it#but#this lives rent free on my head#and if i had to suffer with this#you do too#can we talk about his 0 self-esteem#or how he is trauma with feets and a silver thonge#cale henituse#kim rok soo#lout of the count’s family#trash of the count's family#tcf#lcf#kim roksoo#i cried when my grandma told me i wasn't a bad person#i breaks my heart
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God just need the PC to be playing beach volleyball when a car slowly makes it way on the road along the beach, before stopping just a few meters away from where your playing. You can't see whose inside but you feel their gaze. So you keep playing.
You don't know that the perverted older man is inside, rubbing his cock, at the sight of you in those volleyball shorts and jumping around. With a cock, they're transfixed by the delicious way it bounces as you jump, needing for some sort of slip, a pretty cockhead or a sweet, soft ball. With tits, they're watching your tits, no matter the size, press against your shirt, nipples hard as you jump and run, enjoying the cute bounce. And ALWAYS staring at your ass, wanting more cheek so slip out, wanting someone to pants you or give you a wedgie and they get a better view.
Bailey on the phone, cigarette hanging from his lower lip as he talks, idly using the heel of his palm to massage his slowly stirring cock, deciding to appreciate the sight. Doren swearing to himself it's just to see if he should recommend to Mason that you should go competitive, his fat, flushed, angry cock dribbling on his hand has nothing to do with this! Leighton digging through his bag and getting his camera out, recording you closely as he ignores his tented cock, not playing with it until he goes home and admire you properly. Niki rolls down the window not facing the beach and waves down a random passer-by, folded twenty pinched between his fore and middle finger. Gets them to go give you a wedgie. Raises his camera, needing to capture your poor squeezed crotch, your ass cheeks being even more on show, your embarrassed smacking at this stranger. He rolls his lollipop stick against his teeth. Knows exactly who'd enjoy these, and gives his own tented trousers an unimpressed look. Avery stopping when he sees you, ruminating on the pros of offering you a ride and the cons of getting sand on his car. Just watches you, the cons slowly fading from his mind and just watching your cute body move, knowing exactly how desperately you hump his cock. Smirks. Rolls down the window and like a beacon you immediately see him. You know your place, and he offers a genuine smile to you, knowing you will be slobbering on his cock as he drives, idly dragging his fingers along it.
#:>#i hate to say it#but inky is slowly dragging themselves back#teehee#anyway#dol#nsft#quincewrites#degrees of lewdity#bailey the caretaker#doren the english teacher#leighton the headteacher#niki the photographer#avery the businessperson
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I SAID OOOOOOOOOOU BABY
BAE I LOVE YOU!!! YOURE MY EVERYTHING!!!
#daisys whimsical words#melanie lynskey#yellowjackets#yellowjackets cast#shauna shipman#shauna sadecki#i hate to say it#but yes#tlou cast
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#I hate to say it#but I'm starting to ship Meryl/Vash#Trigun#Vash the Stampede#The Humanoid Typhoon#Meryl Stryfe#Derringer Meryl#Milly Thompson#Stungun Milly#Anime#gifset
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reall nasty sloppy top with kyojuro
£ y'all see what it is. shit's finna get real devious on this one. enjoy!
tw: dick in mouth (aka oral), throat fucking, dick almost asphyxiated you, Kyōjurō receiving, language, there's a splash of fluff at the beginning. unproofed n not long. lemme know if I missed something!
Kyōjurō is usually sweet when he's receiving. There's no rushing, no mean remarks, and definitely no face fucking. He wants to make sure you're comfortable since you've decided to go out of your way to pleasure him.
The act of doing anything to cause you distress wouldn't dare cross his mind; he wanted to make you feel at ease because he knew the surface beneath your knees couldn't be easy to kneel on. Nothing but praises ever fell from his lips, telling you how well you were doing and how much he adored you.
Kyōjurō is a kind man. He's your kind man.
So, this man before you right now couldn't be Kyōjurō. Yeah, he's got the body and voice of the man you believed to be too considerate for his own good, but his actions aren't filled with care and caution. Actually, it seems as if every ounce of consideration in his body has evaporated.
This Kyōjurō has his hand placed on the back of your head, thrusting in tandem with how he guides you on his dick. Your poor throat is sore beyond any description from his cock continously forcing its way in and out of the channel.
His eyes are void of any kindness and watch you intently— watching the way your spit and tears roll down to your chin, hearing the gags that slip past his girth, and, most of all, feeling the weak constriction of your throat each time you swallow. The feeling of something tightening around his cock drives him mad.
His hips pick up speed as he thrusts even further down your throat, pushing your head down until your nose is buried in the hair at the base of his dick. This continues for a while, him brutally tearing through and using your uvula as a punching bag, until he pushes you down for more than a second and doesn't let up. From the lack of oxygen entering your lungs, your fingers dig into the meat of his thighs as more tears stream down your face.
A slight panic trickles through you when you notice he's not moving, but before your anxiety could flood over you, you feel his seed shooting down your throat. His moans are loud and airy; they fill up the entire room while he empties his load into you. Though weak in the knees, he quickly pulls out once he's done and smiles down at you. The smile is sickeningly sweet, one you know that this Kyōjurō is incapable of meaning.
This smile entailed a night full of a relentless Kyōjurō, a man you do not know.
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#i hate to say it#but idk who this man is#kny headcanons#kny smut#kny scenarios#rengoku kyōjurō#rengoku headcanons#rengoku x reader#rengoku x you#rengoku smut#rengoku kyojuro#kny kyojuro#kyojuro smut#demon slayer#mdni#q 🦎#leaux needs help
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this is john adams to me
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Hope this helps ❤️
#i hate to say it#but i am wishing for sins of the flesh rn#gvf#greta van fleet#josh kiszka#jake kiszka#danny wagner#sam kiszka#jake gvf#josh gvf#danny gvf#sam gvf
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Genuinely though, no hate to Franco but how does putting a f2 rookie in the seat magically fix the problems???
#i hate to say it#but we really couldn't wait till the end of the season?#let loagn leave with a bit of dignity#no no just fucking boot him out the door#like its literally his first year in f2#anti james vowles#f1#formula 1#williams racing
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i feel like after meeting dnp, 13 years of watching them clicked in my brain, and i fundamentally understand them as people
#dan and phil#idk what it is it's like I've seen the matrix#i hate to say it#but looking back it hits different post mng#it's just like meeting someone you've been talking to online#suddenly you have a different perception of them#everything shifts#idk if that makes sense#dnp meet and greet#dnptit#tit tour
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"Swansea would've killed Jimmy" NO HE WOULDN'T!!! SHE LITERALLY TOLD HIM IN THE COCKPIT!!!! WHY DO YOU THINK SHE WAS CRYING!!!!! A GUN IN HER HANDS WOULD'VE KILLED JIMMY!!! STOP PUTTING ANYA'S SAFETY IN THE HANDS OF THE MEN AROUND HER THE WHOLE POINT IS THEY'RE ALL ASSHOLES THAT TURNED A BLIND EYE TO WHAT JIMMY DID!!!!!!!!! SHE NEEDED A LOCK AND A GUN AND PEPPER SPRAY, NOT A MAN TO SWOOP HER OFF HER FEET AND SAVE HER FROM THE BIG BAD JIMMY!!!!! I HATE YOU GUYS!!! RIPPING MY HAIR OUT I'M SICK OF THE FANART DEFENDING THESE MEN
#“oh daisuke would have helped her” JIMMY WOULD KICK HIS LITTLE ASS!!!#I HATE TO SAY IT#BUT LITERALLY NO ONE WOULD'VE HELPED HER!!!#STOP DEFENDING THEM!!!#SHE NEEDED A GUN NOT A MAN!!!!
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After a long time of trying to get past the BBC, the Bluey Sleepytime reanimation has been posted, and it is brilliant
#Bluey#Sleepytime#Saberspark#I don't want to upload it here#all the work that has been done to get this finished and released#i hate to say it#but give it a watch proper on twitter#Everyone there deserves it
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i feel like he would fuck up a really good can of black olives
#panic posting#pre split patd#brendon urie#he's sooooooooo i wanna put him in a terrarium#i hate to say it#he's so boywife in this era
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Now that I'm home and I've had a drink or two. We're making bad decisions,
And I have no idea where the dog is
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A little bird told me that you really like the whole Shadowzel associated to Shadowheart/Karlach/Astarion. Wanna preach and explain why it's a good polyship? :)
It started when my partner mentioned shadowzel once , and I was completely enamoured. Then I went snooping around on my own, and was introduced to shadowlach, then shadowstarion. I thought, why pick? Why not all at the same time?
Shadowheart deserves the world, and although I'm flexible on who's romantically involved with whom, they all adore Shadowheart (and it is mutual).
I feel like I could go in and detail all one on one dynamics between any two within, but I'm not that coherent. Now let me go back to sobbing about them.
#I hate to say it#but it's probably just me kicking together all my favourite characters and making them hug pile#Halsin may join#I've seen shadowheart/lae'zel/karlach whichYES#also shadowheart/karlach/astarion#hoping for shadowheart/lae'zel/astarion to complete the mixes#and naturally all four#AND all five#ship ask#baldur's gate 3#bg3#shadowheart#lae'zel#karlach#astarion#shadowzel#shadowstarion#shadowlach#tagging all just to be safe
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It's Chaz Time🦈
#i hate to say it#but i would definitively be one of Chaz's many exes#i would fall for his bullshit im not proud#my art#shark#helluva boss#helluva boss chaz#chazwick thurman#hb chaz#also i love sharks#syrenking#syrenart#vivziepop#demon#hell#fish#Blitzø#Millie#Moxxie#Stolas#helluva fanart#helluva boss fanart#digital art
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