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acting choices that made these two look like a visibly gay couple here!
#hoffman really is the biggest faggot to grace the saw franchise#literally seconds away from getting his ass beat#and he’s attempting the triangle look#WHERE ARE YOUR PRIORITIES?#i hate this two#mark hoffman#coffinshipping#hoffstrahm#peter strahm#saw 5#jigsaw#john kramer
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SIKE here how i begin to hate cross and fresh
Here why 😃
Cross belong to jakei
Fresh and Error belong to crayonqueen
BeautyKiller belong to Rahafaswas sorry if i didnt say that problery 😭
And good Bye 😘
#bad sanses#undertale au#undertale au fanart#undertale multiverse#my art <3#cross sans#fresh sans#i hate this two#they hurt error and killer
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when the clock is at :45 it’s like. oh i have a whole quarter of the hour left i have so much time this is great and then it hits :47 and you’re like it’s basically :50 which is basically the top of the hour and all my time is wasted forever and ever
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and they'll be together forever! :]
foreshadowing
#gravity falls#my art#stan pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#stangst#gravity falls fanart#stan twins#pines family#book of bill#the book of bill#pines twins#PINES! PINES! PINES!#these two are making me so VIOLENTLY ill#explodes them with my mind#i cannot stop thinking abt them#gravity falls art#FUCK FILBRICK PINES#ALL MY HOMIES HATE FILBRICK PINES#also stancest dni thank you kindly!!
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well that was awkward
#happy belated ace week everyone#i miss season 2 when everything was still kind of silly#and jon didn't make tim hate him yet :(((((#instead was just tim playing matchmaker#and being terrible at it#i like to hc basira as aro so it makes their situation funnier for me#tma#the magnus archives#magpod#tma s2#tma season two#timothy stoker#basira hussain#jonathan sims#tma fanart#asexual#aromantic#my stuff
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fartshell from the hit manga dungeon in delicious 🩸🪶
#guys please twitter hates me#blow this up and my life is yours#i think this came out cool idk#fanart#digital art#art#doodle#falin dungeon meshi#marcille dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#farcille#you should blow it up on twitter too actually my user is thunderglaade#yeah two a’s
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have you heard of that new hot spot in ba sing se 🍵
#inspired on that scene from howls moving castle#ode to all of u who had a crush on him when ur were like 12#zuko#lee from the teashop#if i hid a sokka there what r u gonna do abt it#atla#avatar the last airbender#zuko atla#atla zuko#theres also mai and those two girls u know the ones#cont of that last post perhaps???#he is a bi disaster to me#i actually hate the colors green is so hard to coordinate wtf#dood
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nanami kento tries so hard not to fuck you on your first date, it makes him feel like a terrible man. he’s not like this, usually. you just frustrate every single cell in him, sexually — he can’t believe this is happening to him, honestly.
it’s a pain, he acts cold and distant — he’s simply trying to hide his boner half of the time. he zones out while you speak — your lips are distracting, he can’t hear a single word you speak. he can only think of the many ways your lips would shape and shift when you moan and whimper his name the deeper he sinks his cock in you. also, can you fit all of him down your throat? oh, can you—
fuck…
his cock gets hard under the table, forcing a sense of panic in him while he ponders whether he’s visibly leaked and stained his slacks or not. terrified to look down, because he knows. he’s so fucked.
he needs to wait a bit before you leave the restaurant, to cool off a bit, calm down. but it only gets worse from there.
he drives you back home, but doesn’t leave the car to walk you to your doorstep. his cock is hard again, aching so bad it limits his movements. besides if he steps out and stands tall before you — you will see, this time you definitely will. he’s embarrassed. and on top of that, he feels like an ass, the lowest of the lowest, for treating you so poorly.
the entire car ride was torturous to him, courtesy of your scent so close to him in the passenger seat, along with the way you tucked your hands between your thighs every now and then — perhaps the awkward silence got you nervous. he wondered all the way to your house how you smelled and tasted, down there.
you think the whole date was a disaster, and that he’ll never call you again but little did you know, the first thing he did when he went back home was jerk off — not once, not twice, but three fucking times, thinking about you. furiously.
later, he texts you. you blink a few times in utter disbelief.
dinner tomorrow? i’ll cook
dinner — at his place, that is. he’ll change the bedsheets in the morning with freshly washed ones, because this time — he’ll fuck you.
#ઈઉ — ai writes#@kento#i know this man wants to fuck you so bad from the first sec he lays his eyes on you#but he tries to be a gentleman#it’s so awkward LMFAO you think he hates you but he fucking doesn’t know how to sit atp his cock is so fucking hard#on date two he drops the gentleman act and goes straight to point
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Steve Raglan has the wrong FNAF Mike Schmidt…
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#william afton#michael afton#mike schmidt#steve raglan#fnaf movie#fnaf sister location#fnaf fanart#UNSERIOUS comic time#Steve got the wrong Mike Schmidt#AND THIS Mike is way more crass compared to the movie one#I REALLY wanted to draw Michael more with movie William#just cause I know he’d hate him as much as his father#Michael is a full William Afton hater#I wonder how movie Mike would be like with game William#like no matter what these two are gonna get under each other’s skin real fast
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"who killed cock robin?"
mouthwashing broke me 😁
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing daisuke#mouthwashing swansea#mouthwashing spoilers#blood cw#these two broke the hell out of me i hate it here#they make me so sad :(#dollhouse's art
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Yk I think Toby is by far the least freaky crp in design but the thought of an encounter with him is terrifying.
#ticci toby#myart#creepypasta#crp#horror#tobias rogers#tobias erin rogers#slender proxy#slenderverse#creepypasta proxy#also while I was drawing this one of my neighbors was literally murdered by two home invaders they still haven’t caught???#rest in peace but also I’m going to die bro pray for me#does this count as a redesign#just an interpretation#I’d hate to be chased by Toby bro he’ll naw#I’d hc most of the proxies have a stronger pain tolerance but like how do you even stun someone like Toby
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DPxDC Idea
Danny working at Wayne Enterprises as some sort of engineer, uses the in-house app for all his blueprints and stuff
He starts getting notes from a coworker in-app, and assumes its this annoying older guy in his department who constantly undermines him because of his age, despite his education and past achievements (i feel like in this AU the Fentons react well to the reveal and they work together on a number of non-lethal ecto inventions that have Danny's name attached to them)
Except one day his coworker mentions never using the app, and Danny suddenly realizes there's only one other TD he could've been arguing with in the notes of the app
#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc#danny phantom#danny fenton#batman#tim drake#red robin#i have no ideas what happens beyond danny realizing it's been tim the whole time#and having a 'fuck ive been arguing with the big boss' moment#cause of course when he thinks its some asshole from his own department hes snarky as hell#but the ceo??#should he stop with the sarcastic explanations behind his designs?#or will tim think its weird if his tone changes#in my head this does end up being dead tired somehow#just because i love the idea of these two bonding over snarkiness and engineering#and i feel like tim would simultaneously love and hate danny's notes#but also is that actually in character? cause the only batman thing i've read is rhe webtoon#and i know some vague things about canon#but thats it
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Happy pride month to these two specifically I can’t believe that Merthur is real
#memes#my crappy art#art#kay draws#merlin bbc#my art#merlin x arthur#arthur pendragon#merthur meme#merthur art#merlin memes#merlin art#merlin#merlin and arthur#I hate them oh my god#cant stand them#they can’t go two minutes without staring at each others lips in conversation#it’s pride month you know what that means#magic reveal#digital art#merlin magic reveal#maybe the real magic was the homosexual subtext we forged along the way#wish them the best those gay boys
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[Toon x Mobster] A tender moment.
[Animation timelapse here!]
[AUDIO USED:] Chet Baker - Almost Blue Sound Effects edited by me!
#toon x mobster#jack desmond#gavriel huffman#original character#original characters#original character art#oc#ocs#oc art#oc animation#oc animatic#I made a little animation about them because I was craving it#I needed to see these two being soft and very loving towards each other#HEY YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS REMINDING ME#it's like one of those videos back in the early internet years with fandom characters being animated by fans kissing each other HAHAHA#2012 aesthetic <3 two anime/game characters being animated kissing and everyone either screaming from loving or hating it#ooohh those were fun times..#again. I had so much fun with the sound effects [YAAYY I MADE THEM REAL ARE YOU SEEING THAT I DID THAT]#I'm so proud of myself [took literal hours browsing through sound effects with tears slowly sliding down my face]
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okay listen. i know there's already one video about The Fucking Creep out there. but i NEED to share one of my favourite Creep Moments.
#buckshot roulette#hollowtones#kuueater#shinigamieater#spark talks about nothing of relevance#now that's what I call shitposting#stream is kuu's VOD of it on youtube (tumblr hates links). go watch The Creep in action#dollip daze#dollip#lynn#<- i would tag these two properly but i can't find channel sources. wailing crying etc#but this will find it's audience. i believe.#we NEED creep to be canon lore in buckshot. just like in the back.#people would rather face dealer than creep so dealer just lets them chill in the basement 👍
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'It took four people to give you this? You're getting sloppy my friend.'
#tf2#tf2 fanart#team fortress 2#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#heavymedic#barely been drawing outside of work lately so here's a tiny doodle#medic why are u so hard to draw i hate u#i'll fuss with this tomorrow no doubt#oh alt caption was medic revelling over the fact that this would be infected in two weeks time and the amputation date they can have lol
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