#i hate that movie

[born2b-beheaded]

Crying over some stupid kids movie about a stupid robot and some stupid animals

[vavuska]

A movie I hated so much is Devil Wears Prada. Basically, the protagonist is so entitled that tries to obtain a work as journalists in a magazine, whom she didn't know the style, the editorial slant, the values ​​it wants to represent nor fashion design. However, Andy obtained this work position because she told Miranda she is smart and determined. Classical bullshit that everyone says in a job interview.

Now, Andy has obtained a job as personal assistant/secretary, a job for which she is still not qualified. Unsurprisingly, Andy isn't hired as journalists, because she didn't had the experience nor knowledge of fashion world to be one and this is just logical.

However, Andy starts complaining that everyone is mean to her, etc. But she decided to stay, because she wants to plump her curriculum that still will describe ZERO actual experiences as journalists and ZERO publishing history. But ok. Whatever you said. She is still the dorky goofy girl who wants desperately to be admitted among the cheerleaders without having any dancing or athletic skill.

However, Miranda gave Andy good recommendations, so she can obtain a new job as columnist for a prestigious newspaper. I still don't understand if she received the recommendation as secretary or journalists, the latter would have been fake.

Moral Of The Story: if you agree to be humiliated, harassed, belittled enough, your boss would recommend you to all his rich and powerful friends and thanks to recommendations' system you will finally outcome and boycott this useless meritocracy.

Wonderful. Cinderella of 2000s is here.

[fuck-cavern-crashers]

I hope the Cavern Crashers tried to swim to The Hidden World and all drowned

[vore-scientist]

what year and what month did you make the rise of the guardians vore and giant/tiny at? I just want to know please

Hey i KNOW you read the response to your original anonymous ask bc you COMMENTED ON IT

but here, please read it again:

but in case my point was not made the first time let me state it more clearly:

I HATE RISE OF THE GUARDIANS

ask me about that movie again and I will BLOCK YOU

[errruvande]

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

ALDHELM

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK

[eternally-anomalous]

HUMAN! CENTIPEDE!

Would never actually work in real life

They'd die of starvation

are you suggesting I do something like that to the ancient?

That's a bit much, even for me.

Besides, I don't have enough ancients for that

-eternal anomaly

[depressedhatakekakashi]

How many people would believe me when i say i only had to look up one of those movies to know what to put for it XD

Everything else came as soon as i thought about the movie

[cloud-ya]

outcast of the village

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Something something, living rent free in my mind and such, anyway I love them.

[dxkjf]

Elita please he's trying his best :[

[shayneysides]

hobie: kill yourself

pavitr: WHAT THE HELL BRO WHAT DID I DO

original format from @ha-youwish in this post!

[inkskinned]

this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.

good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.

sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.

so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.

one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.

[cemeterylanes]

mark mckenna as col - the winter lake

[cruucigerglobus]

as we dance to the masochism tango

[jediaprentis]

Now I remember why I have been avoiding everything to do with sequels for four years despite having great love for many parts of them...

The Rise of Skywalker

Just thinking about it puts me on a sour mood. I have vague need to mutilate a computer terminal.

[froggieetmblr]

Hi fnaf movie dump but it’s mostly bonnie and abby