#i hate that he told me he loved me amd that he wanted to live with me and then broke up with me less than a month later.

[chlopieno]

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vent ahead, sorry

[botanybulbasaur]

love through fiction

stuff below cut because its just stuff im writing while i cry

a quote i keep remembering over adnd over and over again is tahta stupid "the love was there and it changed everything. if you even care" quote because. i dont like change. i like having positive impacts on people but i dont like when i change or when they change. it feels like im losing something, an aspect i cant gain back, a feature that people mightve counted on me for. even worse sometimes, it can feel like im losing people.

so its easier to just ignore change. act like the love and the hate is the only thing that changes, not time. act like we, humans, control how long we have and how the world changes what we love.

but we don't, and we never will. the world will keep spinning and the people will keep changing against their will, against the beat of their hearts. but the fiction i keep reading

it keeps sayingt hat the love doesn't need to change anything. the love being there in the first place is a miracle, a gift, proof that we mean something and that our actions give us something. thte change was there and it made love if you even care.

'slay the princess' does a good job at taking just what i fear and placing it before me. how terrifying it is to be the one who changes, and how terrifying it is to see people change before you. but despite that everybody tried to work together. the love was there. the love was there and it told you to try and change something

then there's the love that transcends change. dragon maid be damned because kobayashi (human character) tells. uak. tells this teenage dragon character "i am. im lying to you. im trying to charm a chaos dragon with sweet lies" after the teenager tells her that she's just a human and she'll die and she's inferior and she's lying to her dragon girlfriend. i think its been a while my memory is shitty. and the girl didnt leave her side later on when she was in bed for a while. she knew that kobayashi was ignoring their differences, keeping it stacked away that theyd die at different times and i cant stop crying. the love was there and it told you that you dont have to change anything. the love was there and it told you that to be happy you have to ignore the change sometimes

amd TOHRU (kobayashi's gf) dont get me fucking started. her short monologue in the train ride back home about how kobayashi will die soon but shes just trying to enjoy what she has now. her conversation with her dad knowing she'd get hurt when kobayashi dies, following her near breakdown just thinking of kobayashi dying. the love was there and it told you to hold on and slow down, that the change is later, you don't have to be scared yet. it's okay, the love says, because it was there.

last but certainly not least dunmeshi. i know i usually bring up marcille here because i resonate with her but i want to bring up senshi and his backstory. like youre telling me he too feels guilty about his family (i know theyre not related to him shut the fuck up theyre family thats what family is) sacrificing for him but it gave him the inspiration and the courage to be who it was. the love was there and it changed me from the inside if you even care. the love was there and it changed me for the better. the love was there and it saved me

yeah im just crying now. the love was there. the love was there and it meant cooking and exploring and selling your desires to the nearest demon and it meant befriending people you'd outlive by a couple hundred years if you even care. the love was there and it made more love despite the change if you even care. the love was there the love was there im jfn,. :( THE LOVE WAS TEHRE. THE LOVE WAS THERE

the love was there and it made kobayashi risk her life for tohru. the love was there and it made laios, marcille and chilchuck risk their lives to kill the red dragon and get fain back. the love was there and it made toshiro wander deep without food to try and find someone who exhibited warmth. the love was there and it made laios and toshiro really become friends because the love was in us all all along wasn't it. the love wasn't because of change the change was love. what made us what changed us was love. what we all have that leads us forward, even in fiction. god i need a minute.

[pumpkinsy0]

Lowk i’d love to hear more about the racial aspect of their situation in the 60s and how it could affect their relationship

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE WOO

OK i tried writing this post 2 other times and it didnt save im so annoyed but 3RD TIMES A CHARM LETS GO

SO LET ME EXPLAIN HOW THEY R SEEING RACE

pony- ok look, ponys white, he doesnt exactly get the racial impact of things, its not like he doesnt KNOW about them, to a certain extent he does, but he doesnt understand just how every aspect of ur relationship will b impacted if ur a poc. hes not ignorant bc he doesnt care, hes ignorant bc he hasnt been exposed to it. hes not a poc and w the poc around him dont rlly talk about it either, to the curtis bros at least, cause what r they gonna do, relate to em????? amd when it comes to all the racial court decisions and politicians and what not surrounding the time of the 60s, pls remember hes barely paying attention to the world around HIM, i dont think hes paying attention to the whole world around him especially😭😭but i do think this is something he does grow out of quite a bit, id say he was ignorant till he was like 15???? maybe 16???? and THEN hanging around the shepards (especially my shepards and their gang, god bless em) it opened his eyes to it and tries doing what he can

curly- i hc curly as a black immigrant, he couldnt b ignorant to the racism and prejudice if he TRIED😭😭. but whats the downfall of curly here, is that he downplays it, like a LOT. hes living his life like whats happening isnt the case, and its sad cause like, all he wants to do is b free to b himself!!! but bc of whats going on, he cannot afford to or else he WILL get killed or locked up for good, but he just pushes that fact to like the VERY back of his brain, partially as a way to “protect his peace”. and tim and angela can only protect curly from so much, but thats gotta b the #1 thing they try protecting him from, but they can only help so much, its out of their control at the end of the day no matter what they do. what knocked curly out of this thinking, or at least got him to b more serious over it, is when bob died. i say that bc he was actually arrested as one of the suspects, part of it for being a shepard, part of it being bc they were tipped off by some random guy, and partially bc he is black, curly realized he got REALLY lucky there and that opened his eyes to what could happen to him

so when it comes to their relationship, i think a dangerous part of it that ppl tend to ignore, is that they live their lives together, like the racial tension isnt there. theyre BOTH in a way ignoring it, but its rlly only bc they just wanna b together and have their own fun, but like i said they CANT afford that, thats super dangerous, and considering ponys white and they both DO NOOOTTT think ahead that well or at all lmao, that could genuinely get curly into some deep shit. and i think thats a portion of them being together that darry and soda dont see but tim and angela do, they HAVE to see that. worst case scenario for papercut fucking up is either ponys taken away or curlys locked up or dead. dare i say this is partially y i hate when ppl hc that angela and tim r more protective over pony than curly,,,

as for the start of their relationship, the same way darry and soda were hesitant about pony being around curly, same thing for tim and angela w curly being around pony, i think generally speaking, the shepards r a lil iffy being around white ppl and the way my #shepardsloreworks, its only been a few years since the moved to the us, so theyre technically still trying to find their footing and getting used to being around em, its nothing personal against the curtis bros, it was literally just for their own safety!! theres def been some times between curly and pony where curlys admitted to the things hes had to do or was told to do by tim and angela to be safe around pony (whos rlly the only white guy who he b hangin out w) and those r the moments where ponys had to step outta his bubble and b like “hm”, yknow???

ANNDDDD FINALLY, as they grow up and grow outta that “who cares what society things, we’ll do whatever we want”, pony does grow to b more protective of curly and tries being more independent, just so curly wouldnt have to get himself into shit over pony, hell, pony even tries helping curly out if curlys in trouble. like that anon last night said, pony WILL lie for curly to the cops, and part of y the cops take his word over curlys IS bc ponys white, im not saying they treat pony like a saint, but pony sees the way they look at him vs curly, and curly would b a liar to say he doesnt see it too, maybe this isnt even just cops, but teachers as well, other students, etc etc

i could probably go deeper into this and talk about some other things but look, this is already a yap sesh, ill let yall go🙏🏽🙏🏽

[weebsinstash]

*sighs as I add the yandere Batfam to my Blorbo list* do y'all ever have such a genuinely unsatisfying life and childhood you start for whatever reason vicariously living through age regression ideas where you're literally raised by other people

Like imagine you're a superhero/vigilante but you're fairly small time and you've actually bumped into Batman a handful of times and, he actually likes you, your heart is in the right place, and through some wacky villain shenanigans or some Lazarus Pit fuckery, you get zapped by a ray gun or hit wirh a spell or "resurrected wrong" and suddenly Bruce has to deal with a de-aged you, a teenager without their adult memories and aged back to before you developed your skills or your metagene that gave you your powers

And here's Batman already shoving adopted children into his pockets like breadsticks at olive garden "oh no, ANOTHER orphan/kid with a horrible childhood in need of a home? Whatever shall we do. Oh no my hand slipped and I already texted Alfred to prepare a room to stay and oh no my Waynazon shopping list is suddenly full of new furniture and gifts and clothes and i already emailed Dick and Barabaras university so you can get a better education and oh wow just what is going on this is so weird"

Alfred standing by with his dry wit whenever Reader gets hormonal or does typical teenager things "ah yes, yelling 'I hate you' and slamming doors, I definitely didn't have enough of this experience raising you, Master Wayne" but like he adores it really, we all know this man is a caretaker at heart and as someone who 'knew you before' st least through what Bruce has told him, he's happy to help give you a better life

Of course then complications arise whenever Reader gets her memory back (and potentially extremely pissed she was kept as a child and literally no attempts, none, zero, nada, zilch attempts were made to turn her back to normal) and she's like "ok well I'm mentally an adult again but I'm still in a kids body, let's try and turn me back and then I can be a real adult again" and the entire batfamily is just "OR, hear me out, OR. You could stay here though? And if you wanna be a crimefighter you should at least stay with us but like its jusr ao dangerous though what if you got hurt 🥺" IF they let you return to hero work at all but let's be real, if you did, I think Bruce would be so proud to put a little bat symbol or R or whatever on your uniform cause it's like, awwww bonding, everyone's gonna know you're his lil protege 🥰

And imagine Reader goes to confront Bruce about this whole thing and you just start bawling because "was I just such a pathetic loser before that you wanted to change everything about me" and like he did the whole thing with good intentions but, YEAH he did absolutely lie to you and kind of shape you a little for the few years you were "raised" by him and you're standing there with your new clothes and your new haircut and all the hobbies he's paid for and the education he's paid for and all the new things you've learned and can do because he had the resources to give them to you and you're wondering what was so unlikable about you before that he doesnt want you to be that person again, to be the person you've always known and lived your life as

Suffice to say he isn't going to turn you back at all and if you have to "return to your old self" by literally naturally aging back to your "original age" then so be it. You've got an entire mansion filled with your loving 'family' and you're happy and you're healthy and really, maybe you're just being anxious and scared and all it will take is time for you to adjust and see that all of them know what's best. Amd if you never do adjust and you're just kept around anyways, well, it doesn't make much of a difference to them. Hell, maybe they'll find a hero or villain or magic user who can, you know, maybe make you forget all about the life you had before, completely wipe your head until only the Wayne family, your family, is left

Really, Bruce would consider it just to hear you call him 'Dad' again

[justinmitchellfan12]

Part 100 of the mercariana/ MERCMAIA love story with tons of smut warning ⚠️ of mercedes varnado grande X Ariana grande and mercedes varnado grande X maia Valencia of the mercmaia love story

The same day of July 21 of 2046 as maia and her girlfriend mercedes and all of their friends are at the basketball game in their seats and Tyler Herro and his Miami heat teammates come out to the basketball court area and he sees his sister wearing a jersey and her girlfriend and he goes towards his sister and her girlfriend and maia sees her brother coming towards her " hey Tyler says maia " hey sis ,how are you and your girlfriend doing says Tyler " me and my girlfriend are doing fine says maia " who are these two next to you and the ones next to your girlfriend says Tyler " this is Tayo ricci and eduard martirosyan and their occupation is internet personality says maia " these are my friends Tyler says mercedes " what are their names says Tyler Herro

" this is my best friend Rachel cook and my other friends Alex mucci and her wife louisa khovanski, Casey kisses and her wife Kylie le beau says mercedes " nice to meet you guys and I see that your wearing one of my jerseys sis says Tyler Herro " I wear one of your jerseys when you have a basketball game and I'm always one of your biggest fans Tyler says maia " it's nice to know that you are a fan of your own brother which is me amd lamelo ball sis says Tyler Herro " I will always be your and your brothers fan Tyler says maia " where are you from eduard martirosyan says Tyler " I'm from Russia but I live in the United States now says eduard martirosyan " interesting and what about you tayo ricci says Tyler

" I'm from Houston Texas but I moved to Tampa Florida which is a few hours from Miami Florida and I'm a singer and a model amd I have a wife says tayo ricci " how long have you and your wife been married because I forgot to ask you that tayo says mercedes " me and my wife have been married for about 28 years says tayo ricci " I'm gonna go join my team and get the basketball game started sis says Tyler " good luck and win and basketball game Tyler says maia " I will sis says Tyler " do you have a YouTube channel tayo says mercedes " it's the tayo ricci YouTube channel and I also have to videos where I read hate comments, one by myself and the other with my wife says tayo ricci " every singers will always have haters and people who love singers, and that's part of life tayo says mercedes

" well it's been a couple months since I've done a song but I'll do a song sometime in the near future says Tayo ricci " are you a singer or a wrestler maia says eduard martirosyan " I'm both a wrestler and a singer eduard says maia " have you done any songs says eduard martirosyan " I've done two albums that has a ton of songs and you can check out my music channel and listen to my songs says maia " will do you be doing anymore songs maia says Rachel cook " I'll be doing my own version of the dangerous woman song with my girlfriend in a music video and I'll do my own version of the dangerous woman music video with my girlfriend on July 24 says maia

and then the Boston Celtics basketball team goes out to the court area and then the actual basketball game starts and Tyler Herro passes the ball to one of his teammates and they shoot the ball into the basket getting 4 points " do you mind if I watch your girlfriend do her music video shoot with you in 4 days bestie says Rachel cook " you'll have to ask my girlfriend, it's her decision if you want to watch her music video shoot with me in 4 days Rachel and babe, Rachel wants to ask you a question says mercedes " your girlfriend told me to ask you and I wanted to ask you if I could watch your dangerous woman music video that you'll do with your girlfriend in 4 days and what do you say about that says Rachel cook

" you can come watch my dangerous woman music video shoot that I do with my girlfriend on July 24 says maia " did both of your brothers approve of you getting a job as a aew wrestler says louisa khovanski " Tyler Herro approved at first then later on, my girlfriend convinced my brother lamelo ball with something she said and he approves of my starting my career as an aew wrestler and then my girlfriend took me to her brothers record label company in Canada and I signed with the record label company says maia as the Miami heat basketball team now has 10 points and the Boston Celtics has 4 points " I have a question for you mercedes says Alex mucci " what is your question Alex says mercedes " what is your favorite basketball team says Alex mucci

" my favorite basketball team would be the Boston Celtics but my new favorite basketball team is my girlfriends basketball team which is the Miami heat basketball team and what's your favorite team says mercedes " definitely the la Lakers which is also my wife's favorite basketball team isn't that right baby says Alex mucci " you got that right baby says louisa khovanski as she gives her wife a kiss on the lips " do you amd your wife have a favorite basketball team cause I know my girlfriend favorite basketball team is her brothers basketball team is the Miami heat says mercedes " my favorite team is the Chicago bulls and my wife's favorite team is the new York nicks says Casey kisses " two favorite teams actually baby says Kylie le beau " what's your other favorite basketball team says mercedes

" the same team as my wife says Kylie le beau " are you guys talking about favorite basketball teams cause I heard what my girlfriend said about my favorite team isn't that right baby girl says maia as the Miami heat basketball team gets 20 points as the Boston Celtics has 10 points " I told my friends your favorite basketball team so you got that right baby says mercedes " also do your friends have a favorite basketball team babe says mercedes then 2 hours later as it is the 3rd quarter of the basketball as the Miami heat team has 60 points and the Boston Celtics has 40 points " it looks like your brothers team is winning the basketball game baby says mercedes " you got that right baby girl says maia as she places her hand in her girlfriends thigh and mercedes smiles at her girlfriends hand on her thigh

" I love the fact that your hand is on my thigh baby says mercedes " I know you do baby and do you want to sit on my lap baby girl says maia " not right now cause if I sat on your lap I would get you so hard if I made out with you in public and I only want to do that to you back at your place baby says mercedes " I don't have a problem with that baby girl says maia as they continue to watch the basketball game and then another hour later as the Miami heat basketball team has 90 points and the Boston Celtics have 50 points as they have 60 minutes left of the basketball game as it is 4pm and then one of the Miami heat member passes rhe ball to Tyler Herro and Tyler Herro gets another basketball scoring 94 points

" as this basketball game is about to end in an hour, do you mind if your personal driver take my friends back to Rachel cooks house cause I want to head to your place to make love to you for hours till midnight baby says mercedes " oh we'll make love for 7 hours back at my place baby girl says maia " it'll take an hour to get back to your place so we'll make love for 6 hours baby says mercedes as she turns her girlfriend to face her by grabbing her girlfriends chin and maia looks at her girlfriend and mercedes stares at her girlfriends lips and she gives her girlfriend a sweet and loving kiss on the lips and maia kisses back " I love you babe says mercedes " I love you too baby girl says maia as they kiss once more " can you wait a little longer and keep yourself from touching me in public baby girl says maia

" I'll try to keep myself from touching you cause I'm controlling my urge right now cause the moment that we're alone in your house, I'm going to be all over you baby says mercedes " I like the sound of that baby girl and as soon as the basketball game is over, take your car back to my place and I'll have my personal driver Britney Cooper harper take half our friends and your friends back to theor house in the limousine baby girl says maia " sure thing and I'll tell them baby says mercedes " tell them baby girl says maia amd mercedes turns her attention to her friends " do you guys mind if my girlfriends personal driver Britney Cooper harper takes you guys and some of our celebrity friends back to your house amd their houses says mercedes

" we Don't mind riding in your girlfriends personal drivers limousine bestie says Rachel cook and then about an hour later as the Miami heat basketball team won the game with 140 points and the Boston Celtics only had about 70 points and Tyler Herro who is now very sweaty goes towards his sister and her girlfriend " I'm proud of you for winning the Game Tyler says maia " never thought I hear you say that to me sis says Tyler Herro " I just wanted to say that you and are you proud of my brother for winning the game baby girl says maia " I'm very proud of your brother for winning the game baby says mercedes as she pats Tyler Herro on the back " you do know I'm very sweaty from the game mercedes says Tyler Herro " that doesn't bother me cause me and your sister/ my girlfriend are always very sweaty after we made love says mercedes

" I did not need to know that and how long will you and my sister be secretly dating says Tyler Herro " me and my girlfriend will be secretly dating for 6 more years until she is free of her wife and is mine forever Tyler says maia " what my girlfriend said Tyler amf go celebrate with your teammates and since you'll do a dangerous woman music video on July 24, I'll give my sister in law a call and have her set up the location of your own version of the dangerous woman music video baby says mercedes amd Rachel cook gets mercedes attention " yes bestie says mercedes " me and my friends are gonna head home and would it be alright if your girlfriends personal driver takes us and some your celebrity friends to their houses says Rachel cook

" let me ask my girlfriend says mercedes as she turns her attention back to her girlfriend " babe is your personal driver Britney Cooper harper instructed to take our friends and my pornstar friends back to theor houses says mercedes " before you and your pornstar friends arrived here, I already informed my personal driver to take some of our friends and your pornstar friends to take them home baby girl says maia as mercedes turns her attention back to Rachel cook " you guys can go as my girlfriends personal driver was already informed to take you guys home says mercedes " see you tomorrow bestie says Rachel cook " see you tomorrow Rachel says mercedes as she watches her friends leave the building and a couple seconds later as Tyler Herro heads back towards his teammates to celebrate their victory " you ready to go baby girl says maia

" I'm ready to go baby says mercedes and they both leave the building " I'll meet you back at your place baby says mercedes " sure thing and give your sister in law a call and have her set up the location for my own version of the dangerous woman music video that you'll be in with me baby girl says maia " oh I'll be in your music video and I'll only be in a bra and panties and I'll have a robe for you to take off me in your music video baby says mercedes as they exit the building " I'll take my car to your place and I'll give my sister in law a call on the way to your place baby says mercedes as she sees tayo ricci and eduard martirosyan exit the building as well " let's hang out again soon maia says tayo ricci " we'll hang out again tayo ricci says maia " same goes for me and I would love to get to know your girlfriend some more if all four of hang out again says eduard martirosyan

" I heard what you said and I would love to hang out with you guys and especially with my girlfriend says mercedes " let me and my girlfriend know when you want to hang out with us says maia " sure thing and your girlfriend will need our phone number says tayo ricci and mercedes goes towards tayo ricci and eduard martirosyan and they head towards mercedes and they stop in front of each other " then give me your phone numbers and let me know when you and Tayo ricci want to hang out with me and my girlfriend so you can get to know me more says mercedes as she gets tayo ricci and eduard martirosyans phone number and she also gives her number to them as well " I'll see you guys soon says mercedes

" the same goes for you says tayo ricci and then a few seconds later as maia is back in her car as mercedes is also back in her bmw and sge starts the car and she pulls away from the parking spot and she follows her girlfriend back to her place and as mercedes is following her girlfriend back to her place, she gets on her phone and she gives her sister in law Madison beer a call and her sister in law answers the call " hey Madison says mercedes " hey sis, how was the game with your friends and your girlfriend says Madison beer " the game was fun to watch and do you mind if I ask you a couple things Madison says mercedes " what do you want to ask me sis says Madison beer

" can you and your husband/ my brother come to watch my girlfriends other brother lamelo ball basketball game tomorrow and I want you to meet my other friends and also my girlfriend wants to do her own version of the dangerous woman song for her music video and do you mind setting up a location for my girlfriends dangerous woman music video of the song says mercedes " hold on and let me ask my husband/ your brother if he agrees, we'll come to the game with you sis and I'll get the location set up for your girlfriends own version of the dangerous woman music video song says Madison beer

" my girlfriend wants to be very hands with me in her dangerous woman music video song and I'll be wearing a robe as well as a bra and panties and my girlfriend will sexually take the robe off me in her dangerous woman music video that she'll do on July 24 sis says mercedes " sure thing and I'll have the location set up before July 24 for your girlfriends music video and I'll let you know what my husband says about coming to the game and who are your other friends by the way says Madison beer " my pornstar friends and two who are cosplayers that cosplay in costumes and I want you and my brother to meet a few of them tomorrow " I would love to meet them tomorrow and also bring your cousin snoop Dogg to the game and has your girlfriend met your cousin by any chance says Madison

" my girlfriend hasn't met my cousin or my mom and I'll give them both a call after you sis says mercedes and she waits as Madison asks her husband over the phone and a few seconds later " my husband has agreed to come to the game and we'll both see you and your girlfriend at the game says Madison " see you amd my brother tomorrow at the game and i love you sis says mercedes " love you too mercedes says Madison beer and then mercedes ends the call with her sister in law and she gives her cousin and then her mom a call on the phone and then an hour later as mercedes has ended the call with her mom and she arrives back at her girlfriends place as well as her girlfriend and mercedes pulls into her girlfriends driveway and she puts the car in park and she turns the car off

And she takes the keys out of the ignition and she gets out of the car as her girlfriend gets out of her car as well and they both head towards the front door " babe, I gave my sister in law a call and she'll have the location set up before July 24 for when you do your own version of the dangerous woman song for your music video baby says mercedes " I appreciate that and did you also ask your sister in law and her husband/ your brother to come to the game with us Tomorrow baby girl says maia " I did snd they agreed to come with us to the game and I also asked my mom and my cousin to come to the game with us Tomorrow as well and they'll be there baby says mercedes as maia unlocks the door " have I met your mom and your cousin baby girl says maia

" you haven't but I'll introduce you to my mom Judith and my cousin snoop Dogg tomorrow at the game baby says mercedes " I would love to meet your mom and your cousin baby girl says maia as they both enter the house and as soon as maia closes and locks the door and turns around, mercedes pins her girlfriend against the door " I can't control my urge of touching you any longer papi says mercedes as she presses her body against her girlfriends body " then let's make love baby girl says maia " call me mommy cause I'm in charge daddy says mercedes as she aggressively smashers her lips onto her girlfriends lips as they aggressively French kiss with tounge " yes mommy says maia as she starts to get so very hard in her pants and mercedes feels her girlfriends very hard bulge against her covered pussy

" I see that you got so very hard for me daddy says mercedes as she slides her hand down her girlfriends sexy body down towards her girlfriends so very hard bulge " I always love getting very hard for you mommy says maia as she moans in pleasure " oh I know you love getting hard fir me and only me daddy says mercedes as she aggressively grabs her girlfriends very hard bulge making maia moan very loud in pleasure " do you love it when I grab you like that daddy says mercedes " I fucking love it when you grab me like that mommy says maia as mercedes takes off her girlfriends jacket and shirt and she tosses them to the side and mercedes let's go of her girlfriends very hard bulge and she slides her hands towards her girlfriends sexy tits and she gropes her girlfriends tits making maia moan in pleasure

" can you please suck my dick mommy says maia as she feels her dick start throbbing real hard " I'll give you a blowjob after I suck your tits daddy says mercedes as she bites down on her girlfriends bottom lip and she pulls away from the kiss with a pop and then mercedes gets an idea " let's head towards the couch and I'll give you a real good blowjob but I want you to throb so much while I suck on your tits papi says mercedes seductively to her girlfriend " yes mommy says maia as they both go towards the couch and mercedes takes off her clothes as she is now fully nude and so very soaking wet in between her legs and then maia sits and leans back against the couch as mercedes unbuttons and unzips her girlfriends pants and mercedes takes her girlfriends pants off and she tosses the pants to the side leaving her girlfriend only in her boxers

And then mercedes gets in her girlfriends lap and she sits on her girlfriends very hard bulge with her very soaking wet pussy making maia moan in pleasure as she feels how wet her girlfriend is between her legs with her covered hard bulge " how do you get so wet for me mommy says maia " you know why I get so very wet for you cause I get so very horny and needy for you daddy says mercedes as she grinds on her girlfriends so very hard bulge making maia moan very loud in pleasure and mercedes grinds even faster on her girlfriends very hard bulge making maia moan her girlfriends name out loud in pleasure and then a few minutes later as mercedes gets off of her girlfriends lap and maia lays down on the couch and mercedes takes her girlfriends boxers off as maias very huge hard thick 34 inch dick springs up and mercedes licks her lips

And mercedes grabs her girlfriends very huge hard 34 inch dick and she licks her girlfriends dick real good as maia moans in sensation at the feeling of her girlfriends tounge licking her dick " I love it when you lick my dick mommy says maia as she moans very loud in sensation as mercedes licks her girlfriends dick a few more times and then she kisses the tip of her girlfriends dick making maia moan even louder in pleasure " do you want me to suck on your dick daddy says mercedes in her slutty voice as she strokes her girlfriends dick at a very fast pace making maia moan even much louder in pleasure " I want you to suck on my dick mommy says maia as she moans in pleasure as mercedes continues to stroke her girlfriends dick even much faster than before making maia scream her girlfriends name even louder at the top of her lungs

" I want you to beg me to suck on your dick and how badly do you want me to give you a blowjob daddy says mercedes in her slutty voice as she makes her girlfriend beg for the blowjob " please suck my dick cause I badly want you to give me a blowjob mommy says maia as she moans on pleasure and then mercedes let's go of her girlfriends dick and she puts her hair in a bun and then she leans down towards her girlfriends now wet dick and mercedes puts her girlfriends dick in her mouth and she starts sucking on her girlfriends dick real good and fast making maia moan even louder in pleasure as mercedes bobs her head up and down at a very fast pace on her girlfriends dick and mercedes goes even deeper on her girlfriends dick

Making maia buck a little as she moans very loud in pleasure " make me cum in your mouth mommy says maia as she moans once more in pleasure " oh I will papi says mercedes as she goes even much deeper as she now has her girlfriends entire dick in her mouth and she sucks on her girlfriends dick real hard and even faster making maia buck even harder as she moans even louder than before in pleasure and then about 30 minutes later as maia reaches her orgasm " fuck I'm about to cum mommy says maia as she moans very loud in pleasure as mercedes sucks even faster on her girlfriends dick making maia bust as she cums hard in her girlfriends mouth and mercedes swallows every bit of her girlfriends cum and she pulls away from her girlfriends dick

And then mercedes leans back up " I'm going to bounce on your dick so hard daddy says mercedes " I love it when you bounce on my dick mommy says maia as she bites her bottom lip " oh I know you do papi says mercedes as she hovers her pussy over her girlfriends very hard huge thick 34 inch wet dick and mercedes sticks the tip of her girlfriends dick in the entrance of her very soaking wet pussy and then mercedes slides her girlfriends dick all the way inside of her pussy and mercedes starts straddling her girlfriend as maia moans in pleasure " please bounce on my dick mommy says maia as she begs her girlfriend to bounce on her dick " oh I'll bounce on your dick once I'm done straddling you papi says mercedes as she straddles her girlfriends dick even faster inside of her pussy making maia moan so loud in pleasure

And mercedes leans a bit forward and places her hands on her girlfriends shoulders and she starts bouncing on her girlfriends dick at a normal pace as maia moans as she watches her girlfriend bounce on her dick " you love watching me bounce on your dick don't you papi says mercedes " yes I do mommy says maia as she moans in pleasure as she gropes her girlfriends tits making mercedes moan in pleasure " keep playing with my tits while I keep bouncing on your dick daddy says mercedes as she bounces even harder and faster on her girlfriends dick making maia let out a very loud moan as she plays and gropes with her girlfriends tits making mercedes moan in pleasure as well

" after I bounce on your dick and give you a lap dance face to face, I want you to be in charge for the whole thing papi says mercedes " sure thing mommy says maia as she moans as mercedes bounces way faster and much harder on her girlfriends dick as the tip of maias dick hits her girlfriends g spot making both of them moan very loud in pleasure " grab my hips and fuck my pussy so hard and make me cum on your dick daddy says mercedes in her slutty voice making maias eyes turn very dark with lust and desire " yes mommy says maia as she aggressively grabs her girlfriends hips and she starts pounding on her girlfriends pussy so very hard as mercedes moans her girlfriends name out loud at the top of her lungs in pleasure

" keep fucking my pussy so hard and good daddy says mercedes as she lets out a high pitch scream and whimper at the top of her lungs like a little girl as maia then flips them over as she is on top of her girlfriend as they do the missionary sex position " I'm in charge now whore says maia as she pounds her girlfriends pussy even faster making mercedes scream even louder in pleasure as she is loving what her girlfriend is doing " harder and faster daddy says mercedes as she moans even louder in pleasure " as you wish whore says maia as she pounds her girlfriends even harder and faster than before making mercedes scream and whimper very loud in pleasure like a little girl once more

" I know you about love being called a whore by me don't you slut says Maia as she continues to aggressively pound on her girlfriends pussy as she hits her girlfriends g spot lots of times making mercedes scream even louder in pleasure " you know it daddy says mercedes as she moans once more in pleasure and maia then does one very hard deep thrust inside of her girlfriends pussy as she hits her girlfriends g spot once more making mercedes scream and moan very loud in pleasure at the top of her lungs and mercedes immediately reached her orgasm as she is about to bust of cum " I'm about to cum daddy says mercedes as she moans very loud in pleasure " cum for me whore says maia and mercedes immediately cums so hard on her girlfriends dick and a couple minutes later as mercedes calms down from her orgasm

" I want you to eat me out so hard and good daddy says mercedes " oh I'll eat you out so good and hard whore says maia as she pulls her dick out of her girlfriends now stretched out pussy and maia kisses her way down towards her girlfriends pussy as she leaves lots of hickeys on her girlfriends chest and both stomach and abs and then maia is at her girlfriends so very soaking wet stretched out pussy " I love how so very soaking wet you get for me whore says maia as she gives her girlfriends pussy a very big slap making mercedes moan very loud in pleasure " I can't help it when I get so very soaking wet fir you and only you daddy says mercedes

and then maia puts her hair in a bun and she leans towards her girlfriends very soaking wet and stretched out pussy and she licks her girlfriends pussy as mercedes moans in sensation at the feeling of her girlfriends tounge licking her pussy " you're tounge feels so fucking good licking my pussy daddy says mercedes as she moans in pleasure once more " how hard do you want me to eat you out whore says maia as she slaps her girlfriends pussy a couple more times making mercedes moan even louder in pleasure " I badly want you to eat out real hard and good daddy says mercedes as she spreads her legs a bit more apart " as you wish whore says maia as she aggressively attaches her lips onto her girlfriends pussy making mercedes buck so hard as she screams and moans very loud in pleasure at the top of her lungs like a little girl

And maia continues to eat out her girlfriend at a very hard pace making mercedes scream her girlfriends name once again at the top of her lungs as she is loving how hard she is being eaten out by her girlfriend and a few minutes later as mercedes pushes her girlfriend even further down on her pussy and maia eats out her girlfriend even much harder and faster making mercedes squirm a little as she moans very loud in pleasure and then 30 minutes later as maia pulls away from her girlfriends pussy " stick your dick inside of me daddy says mercedes as she begs her girlfriend to be inside of her " oh I'll slam my entire dick inside of you whore says maia as she gets very close to her girlfriend amd the tip of maias dick rubs against the entrance of her girlfriends pussy

And maia rubs her dick on the entrance of her girlfriends pussy as mercedes moans in pleasure " but before I slam my dick inside of you, I want you to get on all fours whore says maia with a sexual demanding tone to her girlfriend making Mercedes bite her lip " yes daddy says mercedes as she gets on all fours as they do the doggy style sex position and mercedes leans on the couch arm as she sticks her ass out towards her girlfriend and maia gets very close to her girlfriend and then mercedes rubs her girlfriends dick in between her ass as maia is loving what her girlfriend is doing and a few minutes later as maia aggressively grabs her girlfriends hips making mercedes moan very loud in pleasure " I want you to fuck my ass so hard and I want you to cum in my ass daddy says mercedes

" oh I'll cum inside of your ass whore says maia with very dirty talk to her girlfriend and she sticks the tip of her dick in the entrance of her girlfriends ass and then maia slams her entire dick all the way inside of her girlfriends ass making mercedes scream very loud in pleasure as she loves it when her girlfriend slams her dick inside of her every time then a few hours later as it is now 8pm as they both cummed 15 times in many different sex positions as they have 4 more hours left till they end sex at midnight and they do 2 more sex positions on the couch " I want to head to the bedroom and fuck some more after we've fucked on the couch daddy says mercedes

" oh we will whore says maia as she sits back against the couch as mercedes gives her girlfriend a lap dance as she sticks her girlfriends entire dick all the way inside of her ass and she starts straddling her girlfriends dick once more as maia moans in pleasure " I love it when you give me a lap dance whore says maia " you got that right and I love giving you a lap dance every time daddy says mercedes as she straddles her girlfriends dick even faster inside of her ass making maia moan even louder in pleasure " straddle my dick even much faster whore says maia as she smacks her girlfriends ass a couple times as mercedes moans in pleasure as she straddles her girlfriends dick even much faster than

before making maia moan even louder in pleasure and mercedes continues to straddle her girlfriends dick at a way faster pace than even before making maia scream her girlfriends name out loud at the top of her lungs and then mercedes turns around to do the hot seat sex position as she still has her girlfriends entire dick inside of her ass " I'm going to bounce on your dick so hard and I want you to watch me bounce on your dick daddy says mercedes " you know I love watching you bounce on my dick whore says maia as mercedes starts bouncing on her girlfriends dick as Maia moans in pleasure " I love you daddy says mercedes as she bounces a bit faster on her girlfriends dick as Maia moans very loud in pleasure as she continues to watch her girlfriend bounce on her dick

" I love you too whore and also make me cum in your ass before we head to the bedroom to fuck sone more says maia as she sexually smacks her girlfriends ass some more making mercedes moan in pleasure as she bounces even much harder and faster on her girlfriends dick as the tip of maias dick hits the spot in her girlfriends ass making mercedes scream and moan very loud at the top of her lungs like a little girl then about 30 minutes later as maia feels her orgasm slowly build up as she feels her stomach start to tighten due to the build up of her orgasm in her dick " fuck I'm about to cum whore says maia as she moans in pleasure " cum for me daddy says mercedes as she bounces much harder and faster on her girlfriends dick as Maia slowly gets to the point as she is about to bust of cum inside of her girlfriends ass

And then a few seconds later as maia busts as she cums so hard inside of her girlfriends ass and mercedes stops bouncing on her girlfriends dick and she gets off her girlfriends dick and lap " let's head to the bedroom daddy says mercedes as she sexually smacks her girlfriends dick making maia moan very loud in pleasure " then let's head towards the bedroom whore says maia " I want to be called a whore by you everytime we fuck during sex daddy says mercedes " sure thing whore says maia as they both head towards the bedroom as mauas huge thick dick is still very hard and then they are in the bedroom " I want you to lean against the door while I rail you so hard from behind whore says maia

" yes daddy and I fucking love being Dominated by you so good and real hard daddy says mercedes as she leans against the closed bedroom door and she sticks her ass out once more and before maia slams her dick inside of her girlfriends ass, she goes towards the night amd she grabs out a bottle of lubricant from the nightstand drawer and she goes back towards her girlfriend " did you grab lubricant daddy says mercedes " you got that right and I'm going to lube up my dick and your ass whore says maia as she pours the lube on her dick and on her girlfriends ass and maia lubes up her dick as well as her girlfriends ass and a few seconds later as maia tosses the bottle of lubricant on the bed and she gets very close to her girlfriends ass

And then maia aggressively grabs her girlfriends hips once more and they also have tons of hickeys all over each other's bodies and mercedes moans very loud in pleasure " I love it when you grab my hips very aggressively like that daddy says mercedes as she bites her bottom lip as maia loves what her girlfriend says every time " I know you do whore says maia as she slams her entire dick all the way inside of her girlfriends ass once more making mercedes let out a very loud high pitch scream and whimper at the top of her lungs and then hours later as they both 20 more times in many different sex positions as it is now 11:30pm as they have half an hour left as they do one last sex position as they are so very sweaty with very messy sex hair and both are panting so very heavily

And they both get on theor sides and maia lifts up her girlfriends leg and she slides her entire dick all the way inside of her girlfriends pussy " let's both cum one more time during sex daddy says mercedes as she moans in pleasure " sure thing whore says maia as she starts thrusting her dick so hard inside of her girlfriends pussy as mercedes moans very loud in pleasure then lots of thrusting later as they both cum one last time as they end sex and they both cuddle and they both passionately kiss and they both pull away from the kiss " who's your one true love and my one true love baby girl says maia " I'm your one true love and you're my one true love baby says mercedes " isn't your wife your one true love as well baby girl says maia " she used to be my one true love until I met you baby says mercedes

" I guess you switched from your wife to me isn't that right baby girl says maia " you got that right baby says mercedes and she hears her phone vibrate on the nightstand and mercedes grabs her phone from the nightstand and sees that her wife sent her a text message " what does your wife want baby girl says maia " let me text my wife and find out baby says mercedes as she responds to her wife's text message

Ariana: hey baby, are you back at your friend's house

Mercedes: I'm back at my friend's house and what's up baby

Ariana: do you mind staying with your friend fir a while cause I'm going to be busy for a while with work babe

Mercedes: do you mind telling me what you'll be busy at work for babe

Ariana: I'm having my dancers and y/ns sister practice their dances for my tour in the next couple days baby

Mercedes: how long will you be on tour and what's the name of your tour babe

Ariana: the tour is called eternal sunshine based on my new album and I'll use one of my other albums and I'll be gone on your 8 months and do you mind staying with your friend for 8 months baby and I love you honey

Mercedes: I can stay with my friend for 8 months baby and I love you too baby

And mercedes ends the text message eith her with and she puts her phone back on the nightstand and she turns her attention to her girlfriend " what did your wife say baby girl says maia " she told me that she'll be busy with work for a while smd she'll be going on tour in a few days and it's called the eternal sunshine tour and my wife will use her new album amf one of her old albums to use on the tour babe says mercedes " how long will your wife be gone on tour baby girl says maia " 8 months so I'll be staying with you for the next 8 months and my daughters can stay with their godmothers baby says mercedes " who are your daughters godmothers baby girl says maia " their godmothers are y/n and her wife Sarah baby says mercedes " how are they godmothers of your daughters baby girl says maia

" when I gave birth to my daughters, me and my wife picked them to be the godmothers of our daughters baby says mercedes " how long have you known y/n and her wife Sarah baby girl says maia " since my wife introduced me to them a long time ago and I know you don't like it when I talk about my wife baby says mercedes " you got that right but I kind of want to meet the godmothers of your daughters baby girl says maia " I'll you meet them before you do your music video in two days baby and I assume you don't know who my ex wife is as well baby says mercedes " your ex wife's name is Bayley correct baby girl says maia " her real name is Pamela rose Martinez but yeah and you've never met my ex wife either honey says mercedes

" how about you text her and tell her that I want to meet her at the location of my music video baby girl says maia " I will if my sister in law has the location for your music video set up baby says mercedes " I told you that I had a 4 month relationship with my ex girlfriend a long time ago right baby says mercedes " you told me and your ex girlfriend is bianca belair right and why did you break up with her again baby girl says maia " I asked her to dominate me so hard and fully satisfy but she didn't think I would tolerate that pain like the way you dominate me baby says mercedes " so that's why you broke up with her and what about your ex wife Pamela rose Martinez baby girl says maia

" we got divorced because she started cheating on me after 20 years of marriage baby and i could introduce you to my ex wife, ex girlfriend and the godmothers at your music video in two days baby says mercedes " I would to meet them but your ex wife cheating on you broke your heart right baby girl says maia " cheating on me and the divorce broke my heart Cause was the love of my life at the time when I was in wwe baby says mercedes " you have an ex husband as well don't you baby girl says maia " we were only married for 6 months before I found out that I was gay and liked girls baby says mercedes " I would love to meet him as well baby girl says maia " I'll have text them and tell them that you want to meet them but you met my ex wife back at my after party when I became double champion baby says mercedes

" I was more focused on you at back at the after party baby girl says maia as she gets up off the bed and she grabs clean clothes and a bra and panties and her own hoodie for her girlfriend " when you're done texting them, join me in the shower but don't keep me waiting baby girl says maia " I won't keep you waiting baby and after I have texted them, I'll join you in the shower baby but give me another kiss before you get in the shower baby says mercedes " sure thing baby girl says maia as she gives her girlfriend a kiss on the lips and mercedes kisses back and maia heads towards as mercedes grabs her phone to text her ex husband, ex wife, ex girlfriend and the godmothers and maia enters the bathroom and she sets the clothes on the sink counter

And she goes towards the shower and she turns on the shower and she waits for the water to get warm before she gets in the shower and a few seconds later as the water gets warm, maia gets in the shower and she stands under the water as the warm water lands on her now wet body and she wets her hair and she grabs the shampoo and she pours some of the shampoo on her hair and she washes her hair and about 12 minutes later as maia feels her girlfriends arms wrap around her waist and mercedes gives her girlfriend a kiss on the cheek making maia smile " did you text them baby girl says maia " yes, I texted them and they would love to meet you including the godmothers baby says mercedes as they take a shower as they continue their conversation

" before you met your wife at the time, did y/n and your wife have a relationship before you met your wife baby girl says maia " I don't know, I'll have to look it up on my phone baby says mercedes " you could text y/n and ask her after we get out of the shower baby girl says maia " I'll send her another text message after our shower and can you hand me the shampoo so I can wash my hair baby says mercedes " also I told you that my ex wife is Dating Katy Perry and apparently my ex girlfriend bianca belair is Dating her girlfriend and her girlfriend is jade Cargill amd they are the current wwe women's tag team champions baby says mercedes " how long have they been the current wwe women's tag team champions and when has the wwe women's championship been a thing in wwe baby girl says maia

" back when Vince McMahon was in charge, he came up with the championship when I asked him to create the wwe women's tag team championships but after that when i left the wwe says mercedes as she explains the situation to her girlfriend " so you didn't like how he screwed you over and he tried to force you to have a relationship with him baby girl says maia " something like that but from what I heard, he stepped down as the chairman and triple h is in charge now baby says mercedes " well it's good thing that you fully left the wwe right baby girl says maia " wwe didn't let me do movies but when I left for good, I did the mandalorian and the collective movie and you know the rest baby says mercedes " I know the rest and tomorrow I'll meet your other pornstar friends including your best friends wife baby girl says maia

" I met her wife back at their wedding when Rachel cook invited to the Wedding when she was getting married to her wife a long time ago baby says mercedes and then after their shower as they continue theor continue as they dry themselves off and they do theor Hygiene and skin care routine and maia puts on a pair of boxers and shorts and a sports bra and mercedes puts on clean panties, a bra and her girlfriends long blue hoodie " I love wearing your hoodies and the way you smell in your hoodies baby says mercedes " I know you do baby girl says maia and they both leave the bathroom and they enter the bedroom and mercedes hears her phone vibrating on the nightstand and she goes towards the nightstand and she picks up her phone and sees that it's a text message from her sister in law Madison beer

" it looks like my sister in law sent me the location of your music video that you'll do with me when you'll be hands on with me in your music video baby says mercedes " you got that right and was your wife hands on with you when she did the dangerous woman song for her music video baby girl says maia " only during the dangerous woman tour a long time ago but she did it professional with me in her music video of her dangerous woman song a while back baby says mercedes " can you show me the video that your wife did when she sang the song about you baby girl says maia " I'll send my wife's dangerous woman music video that she did a while back with me in it and I'll let you watch the music video baby says mercedes

And then 4 and a half minutes later as maia finishes watching the music video and she hands the phone back to her girlfriend " what did you think of the music video that my wife did a while back baby says mercedes " what your wife did in the music video is good but mine will be better than hers baby girl says maia " you got that right and I love you babe says mercedes " I love you too baby girl says maia and they both passionately kiss on the lips and a few minutes later as they both pull away from the kiss for air " after you do your music video with me in it on July 24, I want to go on a date after the music video on July 24 baby says mercedes " after the music video on July 24, we'll head back to the house and change for our date baby girl says maia

And they both get in the bed " before I lay my head on your chest, let me send the location to my friends that you told me to text cause you want to meet them at the location of your music video baby says mercedes " I'll wait while you send them the location baby girl says maia " oh and by the way are any of our other celebrity friends coming to the basketball game tomorrow cause Tomorrow I'm going to go pick up my friend Rachel cook, her wife Anna lisa Christiane, riley reid, Leah gotti, lena Paul and two cosplayers named Alice delish and Taylor bloxam aka rolyat who are coming in one of their cars and they'll meet us at the basketball game tomorrow baby says mercedes

" jusin bieber, his wife Hailey Bieber and I assumed you thought she was his sister right baby girl says maia " I asked him if she was his sister back at your birthday party but apparently he lied about that and who else will be coming to the basketball game baby says mercedes " Nikki Minaj who calls me baby daddy, sydney sweeney, her wife Hailee steinfeld, g-eazy, Bruno mars, megan fox, her wife/ my personal trainer Abigail fox, dua lipa and her wife eva mendes and both janet jackson and her girlfriend Nikki Minaj baby girl says maia " I don't mind it when Nikki Minaj calls you baby daddy but don't let her try to make risk it at your next birthday party baby says mercedes " I'll try to not let her make me risk it at my next birthday party baby girl says maia and about 12 minutes later as mercedes puts her phone back on the nightstand

" I sent them the location of your music video baby says mercedes as she lays her head on her girlfriends chest and maia puts her arm on her girlfriends shoulder " night and I love you babe says mercedes as she slowly falls asleep and she lightly snores and maia loves hearing her girlfriend lightly snore and she whispers to her girlfriend who is now asleep " night and I love you too baby girl says maia as she kisses the top of her girlfriends head and she also falls asleep and the next day of July 22 of 2046 at 10am and maia is wearing white shirt with flannel unbuttoned jacket, black ripped jeans and shoes and mercedes is wearing a white tank top and pants and sneakers " is your personal driver Britney Cooper harper going to pick up our celebrity friends baby says mercedes

" she's going to pick up our friends and we can take my suv that can fit your friends in baby girl says maia " we'll take your suv to pick up my friends and I'm glad that my wife told me that she is going to busy with work as she is going on tour with her old album and her eternal sunshine album and I'm happy that I get to stay 8 months with you baby says mercedes " also many seats in the suv can fit our friends baby says mercedes " it can fit 8 people including me, you, Nikki Minaj and 5 of your friends baby girl says maia " that's right and Nikki Minaj only lives about 3 blocks from here cause your personal driver Britney Cooper harper is only getting our other friends that live a bit farther from here baby says mercedes

" I told her to pick them up not Nikki Minaj cause me and you are going to pick her up and your friends and head to my brothers lamelo balls basketball game baby girl says maia " sure thing and let's go pick up our friend and my pornstar friends baby says mercedes " I'll drive baby girl says maia as they both get up off the couch and they head towards the front door as maia grabs the house keys and car keys from the key bowl and they both leave the house and maia closes and locks the front door of her house and maia makes sure that the door is locked " you always make sure that your house is locked don't you baby says mercedes

" I always do and don't you do the same thing when you leave the house baby girl says maia " I do and if tayo ricci and eduard martirosyan wants to hang out with us, they'll give us a text message right baby says mercedes " they'll hang out with us and they'll get to know you more baby girl says maia as they head towards the suv and a few seconds later as mercedes gets a text message from tayo ricci as both mercedes and her girlfriend gets in the car and checks the text message that she got from her new friend tayo ricci

Tayo ricci: what's up mercedes

Mercedes: nothing much and what's up tayo

Tayo ricci: nothing much and are you and your girlfriend going to watch lamelo balls basketball game and do you and your girlfriend want to hang out with me, my wife and eduard martirosyan on July 27

Mercedes: me and my girlfriend are going to watch her brothers basketball game and both me and my girlfriend would love to hang out with you, your wife and eduard martirosyan on July 27

Tayo ricci: see you amd your girlfriend later mercedes

Mercedes: me and my girlfriend will hang out with you guys

And mercedes ends the text message with tayo ricci and she puts her phone in her pocket

[minalblood]

Ep 10... oh boy theres a lot to say with this one.

We begin with a nice twist. The woman needing help is Akrida and the victim is the other woman who's stopped to help. Since I've recently been reminded of it, this set up instantly made me think of Sam.meeting Cole for the 1st time, but in that the one flatlined actually needed help.

The Akrida committed to the acting I see.

God the actresses did such a good job raising the tension

LOVE seeing Millie do more handywork around. We dont have nearly enough of her getting into machinery

Mary and John hating being left to research is funny af to me.

Congrats Mary for getting into college and I like that John is actually happy for her, even ribbing her a bit. Love that dynamic actualy.

"Normal life will have to wait another day" thay cut deep fellas ngl. Mainly because i would argue its exactly what Sam and Dean told themselves to put off actually getting to do anything they wanted. And we have this exact sentiment echoed 5 min later by Carlos for why they need to break up with Anton (cant afford to with the fate of the world on their shoulders). The fact that both of these are accompanied by Dean's monologue about hunting and happy endings? Very very relevant to Dean and the life he led. But more importantly, the "how far will I go to get it" echoes back a few.more things amd makes it almost ominous. We'll come back to this when we meet Mr Sheffield (i dont remmeber the characters name rn, will use it later when they say it) since the dark meaning to Dean's words is highlighted by his story.

This might be the most clear indication of who Carlos was before the Winchesters, the version Samuel was mentioning when talking about them a few ep ago. The lone wolf version, the impulsive one, the not getting close to ppl one. Im very happy they've changed, i think they're happier like this.

Oh noooo, I forgot we have Roxy here 🥲 this'll hurt.

John and Mary see a tea set and alphabetized books out: now thats truly disturbing behaviour

John and Mary any other time: eh, thats normal

I live for the chaotic pair these 2 make together

Why tf does he still have the key if they threw him.out of the MOL? Then again, considering the many issues with the MOL, this is only a mildly annoying thing.

Ah yes, hunters are apes commentary, ffs what even started this bullshit feud between hunters and MOL?? It was there on Samuel's side too, and we even see Henry go with that particular opinion...

Sooo, either Jack was really the one experimenting on monsters or that actually was Hobbes' job, regardless we know what that turned into - not just the various bodyguards that our scooby gang has encoutered thus far, but the more insidious uses too like the monsters Cuthbert Sinclaire reprogramms or the manipulation of Mrs Butters or even Mary's own brainwashing. Safe to say all this send my mind to Naomi and how heaven has a very similar approach to keeping their angels in check. Fitting then that it's the Winchester side of the family that is MOL legacy with the Campbell side being the hunters family qho tends to go for a more straightforward will just eliminate the threat vibe (more hell aligned u could say). "A lobotomy makes most monsters subservient *wink*" he says and I cannot not be filled with revulsion on multiple layers. Including the actual issue with lobotomies generally and how their extended "use" was due to a fraud profitting off of people... yeaaaa all the red flags with Jack/Porter here. But also in general it goes back to the type of MOL we have in SPN, the exact kind that JAck/Porter is are the ones still alive, who have very little actual care of who they harm in their scientific pursuit.

Clear alarm bells sounding when askes about Henry, he has a very clear tell.

Hint hint nudge nudge about Jack/Porters lack of family

You know the thing that actually annoys me about people like Jack/Porter? The fact that if he'd applied his knowledge to actually get ppl depossessed he could've actually done something helpful, that would save ppl, but nope, instead he focused everything into his fixation and inability of letting go. To everyones detriment.

Well, Roxy's motel room reminds me of several times we've seen Dean in similar places... especially after the Mark got bad.

Roxy breaks my heart. Everytime.

And we have another instance of possession being portrayed as the violation it actually is. SPN had a few moments of showing this, most notably with Sam and Lucifer, but we've rarely had such an indepth showing of exactly how someone no longer possessed is coping. The only other ones I can remember clearly delving into are Jeffrey in s7 and Nick in s14, but in both those cases, Jeffrey and Nick were more akin toa depiction of Stockholm Syndrome or at the very least a dependence had been created having been possessed so long. Which is in itself a bit problematic a message to send tbh, but Roxy meanwhile is the opposite. Not only does she not want the Akrida back, she actively is trying to deny it ever having happened initially and she def doesnt want to be reminded of it.

Ironic that it's Carlos who says the forgetting isnt working for Roxy... considering

I also adore the parallel made between Jack/Porter and Lata in this episode? Like they both have that scientific curiosity that can become really dangerous (as seen with Jack) but unlike Jack, Lata actually wants to help people so she uses what she knows (just as much a type of brainwashing technique as Jack/Porters lobotomy fyi) to offer someone help. But! Lata asks for Roxy's consent and is upfront, where Jack/Porter is lying and manipulating and taking foe himself.

Mary's instant red flag reading of Jack/Porter for the win, but she should've listened to her instincts faster. She believes next to nothing of his words. I love her so much.

I love the round table Arkida scene... its so much fun to watch. Ironic that the Akrida call hunters pests... also yay Dean!

The fact that Jack/Porter is so so pissed off is his own downfall tbh. The bitter comments fucked up his facade.

Tonyyyyy yessss. Also Lata and Tony yaaay

I love how absolutely huge gossip queens both Lata and Carlos are.

I also love Carlos' little notepad during the scene with Roxy.

The description of her possession is way to visceral fuck I fogot how hard to watch this was. And how much it echoes to asault. Not even echoes tbh considering we have a clearer scene relating to sexual assault when Jack/Porter tries to have Dorothea possess Mary so thw comparison of possession to assault is very much there this episode.

Wonder if Jack Wilcox defected to the Brits in SPN? And began what would later be Lady Bevell's expertise? The fact that he even put on a British accent def is meant to remind us of Bevell and the Brits.

God Mary and John are obvious af that they suspect shit ... ffs kids!

Carlos continues to be the one that actually uncovers key info.

Aww, Carlos and Lata are so so kind and comforting with Roxy. I love them so much.

Im so proud of Roxy, but what I genuinely love about how the ep was written is that even if she'd have gone along with the erasing of her memory, it still would've been a valid way for her to move on. Like this it obviously works two fold in somewhat convincing Carlos they also should take a leap of faith that alls gonna be well with Anton, but its set up in such a way that regardless of Roxy's choice at the end, Roxy's own wellbeing was all that mattered however that looked. I can appreciate the nareative not ramming a specific interpretation down our throats.

Ah, yes, wartime decisions excusing the means... it nearly never actually applies tho, Jack. Tho I will say it's very satisfying having it be said to John who in SPN would use this exact rethoric for a while slew of shitty choices.

Now I wont get into the whole issue with the golem being used in this ep and specifically how they kill the golem - others have said far more better informed stuff on it (shoutout to @endofthebookpod fantastic episode discussion) and I do have a plethora of issues with it - what I do wanna say on the subject tho is that at leasr insofar as Jack is concerned it makes sense that he'd steal and use a golem for his own benefit (similar to how the nazi did in 8x13). The actual problem with this is how the writers chose to tackle dealing with the golem here. Because ultimately the golem is used as a weapon by Jack, just as all his lobotomised monsters were. But the ep chosing to not clarify a few things and deciding to burn the golem??? Not good fellas, not fucking good at all.

I do appreciate John's resilience in fighting the golem tho.

Like I said, the sexual assault parallel to possession is even more clear when discussion Mary's possession.

Gruesome death for Jack tho, I will say.

"Things we do for love"?!?! John Winchester I will murder you! If Mary doesnt do it first for u even suggesting that. I do apprwciate still seeing glimpses of SPN!John even now, 10 ep into it. Because for all that people can change, its very very hard to do so and its a slow process.

Thank you Mary for shutting it down immediately. High hopes that this low key promise they made here spells good things for their future. I do hope.

I also love that Lata explains why Roxy wanting to erase her traumatic memories isnt the same as Carlos avoiding dealing with his intimacy issues. But I also love that Carlos feels safe actually confiding in Lata, for all that they banter and shit talk they're each others person.

Perfect timing on the Tragic Haircut lady. Also yea, it def is a tragic haircut.

Noooo, Akrida!Kyle is here. Using Johns past against him is smart but also i need to read that file.

I will say, I never read Millie at the end as believing that John did anything like Ive seen in a couple of other places mentioned. I just saw it as her being a. Shocked about a dead body b. Shocked about John holding a dead body and c. The police being on her heels with john holding a dead body.

But that's all for today folks. Next up, ep 11. Slowly but surely making it through the show.

[jjungkooksthighs]

I hurt you as well. There’s little I can do to make it disappear. I have wronged you, female. And I’m sorry for that.

His thumb catches the tear that journeys down her cheek.

I don’t… I don’t want to be away from you. Ever. You have my heart, omega. I am incomplete without you. I never want to be away from you, but, just now? I didn’t think you would, well,” he sighs, his shoulders slumping, “I didn’t think you wanted me anymore. How could you after thinking that I hated you?”

I.. i told you, alpha. I was scared that you might have. But I knew that wasn't the case.

.. i don't know how to apologise.. or if I can even do so, for that matter.

I promise you, alpha.. I'll always want you. This is true. Without a doubt.

I always want you, need you, and.. I look at no one but you.

I was just scared that a small part of you might have believed that I'd wronged you, amd that I might have spent time woth someone else. I was scared that I.. um.. i felt like I'd already lost you for a moment there. BoI t because of anything you did, but because of the insecirities that away at me.

i told you, alpha.. i need to work om these insecurities. Allow me to work on them.. as a sign of how fucking aorry I am for doubting your love for me.

Allow me to make this right, alpha.

"I could never hate you, my love."

His declaration is earnest despite the pain that he tries to hide in his eyes.

"Even if you left me for another," his fingers close around the dirt on either side of him, "I would not hate you. It would hurt, of course, but I told you before that your happiness is the most important thing to me. I stand by that, and if I cannot do that for you-even we did mate and bond- I could never despise you for doing what makes you happy. That is all I have ever wanted for you. To live a joyous, happy life."

His fingers relax, and the small rocks in the dirt he'd turned to dust in his hand fall back to the earth that they had come from.

I will never love another as I love you. And I will never want another as I want you. I do not say any of this because my affections for you have waned. In fact, they only grow stronger. I never doubted your fidelity to me at any point. That is why I kept asking you for some kind of explanation.

The only way you will ever lose me, my love, is if death steals me from you. Though, even I would wager that even death's scythe could be stopped by my hands if you were waiting on the other side for me.

He finally drags his irises up to meet hers, and they are dimmed in the guilt that shades his usual quips and snark in the shadows.

I give you my permission, omega. Make it right.

[scribe-of-hael]

Oc Lore : Meet the bastard

This is David. David is Vigh's ex boyfriend. And I made him for the pure intention to just be hated or heavily fucking disliked.

Trigger warning : mentions of a ableist behavior , man child behavior, "nice" guy behavior , stalking , David isn't a great guy + mentions of depression, anxiety , ptsd

He is what we call a "nice guy" who isn't so nice. He is not directly mean to Vigh. But he undermines, underestimates and downplays Vigh ALOT. Even after they broke.

Vigh is a very nice person and she puts up with ALOT. If it has things to do with her she let's it be water under the bridge.

When she dated David it was more set to be a "why not let me see if we can make this work" because her father was very worried about her being all alone in a new city and being far away. So she thought "well this guy is nice, maybe it will be less lonely amd dad won't be as afraid for me!"

Mistakes. Were made. At first David was very nice, very attentive and playful. As time went on the first signs were David making remarks about her work and how he wanted to be the provider. Next he would down play alot of her reactions to things and tell her to just "calm down."

Note: vigh has ptsd , depression and general anxiety from her accident. She does have mood swings and they can be triggered by somthing small or maybe somthing she didn't recognize could be triggering.

The last and final straw was David seeming to coddle Vigh because of her disability. Which she struggles with personally already but she's made do with live her life best she can. She lives a very functional life ! Which is why she came to do work out in her own.

He wanted to do everything for her, and even treated her like a child even with tasks she could do well in her own. He cared but it was in a very damaging way and he didn't bother to correct them when adressed.

"But I just want to take care of you" wasn't a viable answer anymore.

Because of this Vigh simply had enough and with help from her friend Manny broke up with David.

David was devastated and in hysteric and in short manipulated Vigh to stay friends with him at the least despite Manny pleading with her not to.

Vigh is not in a great place mentally when this all happens and David behavior took full advantage of that.

Another mistake. David would not let go of his feeling or infatuation with Vigh. He calls/texts her for to much,he has visited her work to see her and he still makes attempts to try and get back together with her. Constantly.

Months later.

This all came to a bit of a head when Vigh began ignoring him and his friends said they saw her with a Guy in a fancy Red car. Aka Knockout waving around his Holoform and cruising in public even during daylight hours.

This. Pissed David off so much. No guy knew her better than him. He loved her ! He began to try and pry Vigh about this guy to which she denied him at first to even existing.

Passing it off as "i just what you to be safe," which he rationalized was a what he was doing. Which in reality he was starting to stalk her and figure out who this guy was.

Knockout and David met when Vigh had talked to him and he pulled up next to him basically vaguely threatening Knockout to watch himself.

Amused by this humans attempt to threaten him, Knockout boasted how Vigh seemed to forget him and was happier talking to him anyway. And if he had it his way. He'd crush him. David has no idea how real that could happen.

Now this should make David check himself but it feeds into his insecurities and toxix tendencies.

He even doubles down by following Vigh to the street races. Confronting her that she told her father she wasn't racing. (Because God forbid you open up to this man and he will throw it back at you.) And he even threatened to call her father.

At this point Knockout and Vigh had been talking alot and they do have un admitted feelings for each other. Knockout in his holoform mind you basically tells David everything Vigh has wanted to tell him.

"You coddle her. You undermind her. You value your own selfish wants and needs over hers. You did this. Not Vigh. Not me. You. You don't love her. This is not what love is. The only reason she even talks to you because you make her obligated to."

In short. Ko verbally wrecks him. Only for Vigh for confirmation this and you don't see David again for a while.

Until he sees what he did wrong but still continues the behavior of being persistent to try and apologize to her. He does feel horrible but he is still persists with wanting to only be heard but forgiven.

Whether he learns this lesson is un seen yet.

[attichoney4u]

The problem with Six: the musical

Before I start, let me tell you that I LOVE Six; the musical! The songs are catchy and there're lots of great and funny moments. For someone, like me, who has never ever heard of Henry the VII and his six wives, it was a great introduction to the Tudor history and it made me search more about that period, its people, as well as various works that has been inspired. However, I find a problem on the way the musical is structured.

For those of you who don't know, in Six: the musical, the plot has to do with the six wives of Henry the VIII (Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour, Anna of Cleves, Katherine Howard and Catherine Parr) competing over which one had the worst time with Henry. To determine that, each one sings a solo about their lives, inspired by a popular pop idols. As the musical progresses, however, the Queens reveal that the competition was fake to showcase to the audience how dumb it is to compare them based on that.

That's a real nice message and, as Anne Boleyn states, it's a direct critisism to the way that history has always been seen through a patriarchical lens. It wanted to teach the audience that you should judge these women on their character, rather on their awful life with their husband.

But... did the fandom (or, as it likes to call itself, the Queendom) welcome that message?

No, not really...

Even after that reveal, the Queendom still fights over which one is the best Queen or which one had the worst life! Toxic Anne Boleyn fans still hate Jane Seymour and accuse her for all the things they try to prove Anne Boleyn was innocent, like that she stole Henry away of his wife amd ruined said wife's life (now, that's kinda hypocritical, don't you think?)! What most fans remember (and love to make animatics of) are that catfights between the songs, rather the message!

I felt like the musical did nothing different compared to all these works depicting the Tudor area, except from maybe giving the Queens the chance to shittalk about Henry (like stating all the bullshit he's ever done, or claiming he's terrible at s*x or that he's a tiny weenie), but their lives and they way they're viewed still depend on Henry and his treatment towards them. Granted, at least all of them are given an equal amount of focus, as opposed to most works, where only Catherine of Aragon and Anne Boleyn are on the spotlight and the rest have barely enough screentime.

Part of it had to do with the fact that the entire show, as I said above, was built on the competition and only in the end, we had the reveal. I would, personally, had not included the competition or I would still keep it and, either way, I would give the Queens to freedom to sing about their own accomplishments!

Like, wouldn't it be awesome to have a song (or a series/film) about Catherine of Aragon's reign and her battle against the Scots (which, mind you, she did while she was seven-month pregnant), instead of her divorce? Or examing how Anne was a patron of arts, rather her ise and fall? Or about Catherine Parr being a female author at a time where women weren't allowed and encouraged women to do so? Or how she influenced Elizabeth I on how a Queen should rule when Henry was away, making her one of the best monarchs England ever had?

I would really love to see that, instead of the same story being told over and over again in the same style.

[selenityshiroi]

I'm getting super close to the end of FFXVI story, I'm pretty sure, and I'm getting so anxious because a) I love these characters and I have no idea as to their fates and b) the combat is probs gonna be hard amd I don't wannaaaaaaa

The mobs have been getting tricky and I'm really wishing I'd grinded a bit. I guess I could go off and grind but I also REALLY want to finish the story so I can check out fandom.

So...I'm at the tower in Ash hunting down Barnabas and I guess I'm gonna get Odin from him before confronting Ultima.

Still use Phoenix for everything except staggers but I am super fond of Bahamut and Wings of Light

I mean...do a few precision dodges and BAM level 3 Megaflare in the enemies face

I got it up to level 4 without realising just now and it was still going on well after the enemy died lol

I am super sad that I left my wife behind and then my brother left me behind

My support squadddddd

Even Gav had to take care of the lady so just me and the pupper

Also I'm amazed that this game did 'I have your wife' TWICE

But at least the second time led to them actually getting over themselves

(It did not have to be naked SE...but I guess you guys already had the M rating and at least there are probably less 'did they or didn't they' questions)

Maybe they'll do it again for under the highwind haha

Or just drop another 'they fucked' achievement which made me laugh when it popped up

Anyway...the FFXIII Trilogy plot influences are super heavy and unsubtle

There is a reason I refer to Ultima as Bhunivelze 2.0

Also Clive is apparently Hope which is also hilarious because of how much (unjustified) hate Hope gets

(BTW Hope is a fantastic character and if you think differently I just assume you never got past the first 3 hours of FFXIII)

I really, really want Clive and Joshua to make it out alive

Jill is off my worry list now that she has been left behind...so I'm sad that she's not here kicking ass with me but relieved

I also am pretty certain Clive is gonna survive

Because a) he promised Jill they would have a future after and b) he told Gav he's not done with the Cid name

Narrative hope

Joshua, though...I was certain he was doomed after I realised he was still alive...then I thought he had a chance. Now I'm on the fence again.

But I'm leaning more towards yes, he'll live

BTW the active time lore spoiled that Barnabas is gonna die

(Not that it isn't obvious)

But there is an entry already about the evil Ultima spell thing going on 'despite barnabas's death'

[paintedpineleaf]

"when you realize its almost 2025 and youre still in love with the same girl since 2021"

"how fast i'd run to her if she ever wanted to try again"

not me. not me cause i've dated two people and had situationships with two other people and never fallen truly in love with any of them. ive never lost my mind over any of them, i wouldnt run back to any of them if they ever wanted to try again. one person i broke up with said when i broke up with them that maybe we could try again in the future. i said maybe even though i knew i wouldnt want to. i feel more like the "when you dont say anything to a man and let him yap on and after a while he says "wow i really like you"".

i dont think some of my friends would miss me if i wasnt in their lives, in the sense that they would miss anything specific about me, my personality or my sense of humor or literally anything. i know thats a shit thing to say about people who consider me their friend.

its strange that ive never loved anyone more than my childhood friends to run to. if there was anyone i'd run to it'd be a friend i had in fifth grade who i basically never talked to again after leaving that school even when i went back there for two years. this is gonna delve into a sob story about my school but they're the only person i can think of.

i made a playlist recently called "i love you so much it hurts" amd the description was about this almost one-sided love ("i smile even when we argue cause i get to talk to you (i'll reply to everyone's texts but yours cause i can't handle what you mean to me)") andy friends asked me who it was about and i couldnt even give them a straight answer cause i didnt even know. i want to love someone and give my whole heart to them until it comes time to do it and i just. dont.

that seems slightly dishonest cause i was actually thinking if one of my friends when making that playlist, except it was one of those moments where, for no reason, you feel some kind of really intense love for someone, then the moment passes, and you feel normal about them again. i dont feel that way about the person all the time, and idk if i will again.

i think i might be aromantic cause i dont feel that kind of attraction towards people, but i do want to date people, and i get crushes on people where i want to pursue them romantically, i just get turned off once i actually get the person. which is so fucking shit, its a shit thing to feel and a shit thing to put a person through. idek what i mean by turned off, its not even exactly that, i just dont make relationships work.

i know its my fault, i just cant or dont give it my all, like im so fucking terrified to potentially love someone and get my heart broken that i dont even try. i want to end it before they do, it can't hurt if i stop loving them before they stop loving me.

that was actually why i broke up with my last gf, like i literally told them it was cause i wasnt ready for a proper relationship cause i couldnt give them my all, or even a part of me that anyone else didnt also have. they said they loved me and if one day i was ready, we could try again. what does that mean? why do you love me that much? what did i do? if i need to have done something to deserve someone hating me, then i did something to get that love, and i dont know what i did.

we're still friends but i still can't handle my relationship with that person because of the fact that i know they love me (not romantically) and i dont know if i love them the way they really deserve. it feels like they love so openly and freely and im misusing it. it sounds so fucking cliche and stupid to say that i feel unworthy of their love but i think thats how i feel. im not sure.

even so, i literally tell them nothing about me. we talk about their day, and what they did and something about their sister, and what theyre writing, but never anything about me (which isnt a problem, i like it that way, i told them i dont like talking about myself so its fine for them to talk about themself, and they do, and i find it nice to listen to them usually. i told them i'd say something about myself if i had something to say, and i dont like being asked, and they respect those boundaries and i really appreciate it)

sometimes i really want someone i can talk to about myself but that shit makes me feel so vulnerable like what if im boring them or what if they make fun of me. i know this person'd never do that and they'd probably be actually interested in whatever i talk about but that just seems to make it worse. i cant even point to what it is but just the thought of talking about myself to them makes me feel so uncomfortable. why are you interested why are you replying to me why do you seem like you care why do you care.

anyway this was a long rant about how im incapable of loving anyone or letting myself be loved and simultaneously craving the feeling of both loving someone intensely and being loved in turn and how its all my fault

[blackhellokittys-blog]

welp yall i went visit my lil brothers and they got so big i cried when i saw them

and yk what i now cant kms no matter how sad i am no matter how worthless and weak and pathetic i feel ima jsut have to cry it out and say fuck it bc i cant die the way my brothers love me i cant leave them here and have a dead mother no father and a dead older sister

tht would be the most selfish thing i could ever do

so no i dont need a therapist anymore when i am feeling sick and wanting to kms i think they should jsut send me to my little brothers

also yesterday there was this 14 year old boy who is in 9th grade

i was with my brothers and at sum one else house and he had a lil girl and other boy and tht other boy had a friend come over

when i first saw him i was like o dam he cute

i thought oo he cute and we like locked eyes r whatever and he waved to me

then i didn’t notice he liked me but he was coming up to me close and my brothers said he was showing off ig

and my brother told me he liked me

amd later on he started touching me and picking me up and everything 😭

like he was like i can pick u up and i was like ahah..noo i dont think so then my brother said i can pick lay up it easy THEN he pick me up and o dude was like tht not how u pick someone up

AND OMG YALL I KID U NOT THIS DUDE PROCEEDS TO GRAB MY LEG AND BODY OFFF THE GROUND LIKE A FUCKING POLLOW AND IT WAS NOT REALGAR PICK UP THIS DUDE PRINCESS HOLD ME LIKE A BABY

like tht bru omg this dude is one year younger then me n tall?!?!?! like omg😭😭😭😭😭 wahhhhh

anyways yeah i noticed he liked me and he was funny and goofy and drew me

o also he tried to pick me up

like that which was scary bc he kept doing it without my permission 😭😭😭 i hate being picked up but i didn’t wanna be mean

and tHEN he kept asking me to ride his back and i declined twice and he asked again and my brother join in conversation and said lay u rid his back and i rid yours a 3 man piggy back rid

and i could decline my brother 🥲 i was hoping he was gonna get mad at o dude for flirting with me bc he did a lot but accepted this😭😭😭 anyway

so i did and got on his back and dudut tried to get on but messed and he took off with me😭😭😭 which was again scary bc i hate tht sm so blah blah blah we got dudut on and we was together and i got off yay

AND YALL THE DUDE FRIEND LIKE THE OG PWRSOSN THT BOUGHT HIM THERE HATES ME

and how ik bc ig his friend was talkjgn to me a lot and showing off and OMG YALL every single time i looked at tht dude he was mean mugging tf otta me😭😭😭 like i can see so well in his face he HATES ME

likeeeee i am sorry pookie i didn’t mean to steal yo man😭😭😭 like u can have him i dont even live there no mo

[blasphamoustraitors]

Why are cars salesmen Like That btw

[waitimcomingtoo]

Adventures in Cat Sitting

Synopsis: Tom is not a cat person, but watches your cat anyway

Masterlist

“Hi baby.” You appeared in the doorway of the living room with a blanket wrapped around your shoulders and a nervous smile on your face. You had a big favor to ask of Tom and you already knew he wasn’t going to like it.

“Hi princess.” Tom sat up on the couch and noticed your face. “You look like you need something.”

“I might.” You shrugged as you sat down on his lap. He immediately wrapped his arms around you to keep you from falling off, clasping his hands together under your spine.

“Let me see if I can help you.” He chuckled as he tugged you closer by the blanket.

“So you know how I have to go away this week for my cousins wedding?” You began, slow as not to startle him.

“Yeah. I miss you already.” He pouted, making you laugh and kiss his lips.

“I miss you too, lover.” You ran your fingers though his hair. “So I was wondering if you could do me a favor.”

“Anything, Princess.” He smiled lazily at you. “What do you need?”

You tugged at his shirt for a moment and avoided eye contact, shrugging a little as if you hadn’t been planning this for days.

“Ineedyoutowatchmycat.” You said quickly.

“What?” Tom furrowed his eyebrows when he didn’t understand you.

“I need you to watch my cat?” You grimaced, finally looking at him. You knew how Tom felt about your cat from the many, many times he told you.

He wasn’t a cat person. Not at all. And your cat in particular seemed to be his sworn enemy. They never got along and you often had to hide him in another room when Tom was over.

“You mean he’s not going to be guarding the pits of hell?” Tom tilted his head in confusion, making you roll your eyes.

“He is not that bad.” You insisted. “You can survive a few days with him.”

“Uh Uh.” Tom shook his head firmly. “You know how I feel about cats. That’s my least favorite kind of pussy.”

Your jaw dropped as he laughed at his own joke, stopping when you smacked his arm.

“Don’t get fresh.” You scolded. “I just need you to watch my cat for a few days.”

“You don’t have a cat.” Tom disagreed. “You have whatever Pandora let out of her box.”

“Oatmeal is really sweet once he warms up to you.” You told him. “You haven’t spent enough time with him to do that.”

“Because every time I get close to him, he hisses at me.” Tom exclaimed.

“Not every time.” You said pointedly. “Just most times.”

“Can’t you put him in the kennel?” Tom whined, knowing he wasn’t going to get out of this.

“He’s not social and I haven’t found one I like.” You pouted, putting on puppy dog eyes to sway him.

“So drop it off in the forest for a few days and let it get some life experience.” Tom shrugged, earning himself another playful smack.

“Tom.” You groaned. “He’ll die out there.”

“We can only hope.” Tom mumbled under his breath.

“I think this will be good for you guys.” You ignored his comment. “You’re the two most important men in my life and I need you to get along.”

“How am I possibly on the same level as that heathen?” Tom held a hand over his chest like he was offended.

“I love you both so much and it kills me that you don’t get along.” You whined, stroking his cheek to pull him back.

“We’d get along just fine if he wasn’t such a bastard.” Tom snapped, making you gasp.

“How many times do I have to tell you not to call my cat a bastard?” You asked. This was a conversation you had had many times as it was Toms preferred nickname for you cat. Tom shrunk down on the couch and looked at the ceiling as he blew out an annoyed huff.

“Sorry.” He mumbled.

“This could be good for us too.” You assured him. “Watching a pet is an integral part in any relationship. I’m giving you all my trust.”

“You’re not giving me your trust.” Tom laughed sharply. “You’re giving me your fat ass demon cat.”

“Come on, please baby?” You jutted yourself bottom lip out. “Oatmeal might grow on you.”

“Aw. Like genital warts?” Tom smiled sarcastically.

“No.” You said flatly. “Not like genital warts.”

“Why do I have to watch him?” Tom complained like a child. “Why can’t you just leave him in a box with some food and water?”

“Would you like that if I did that to you?” You raised a skeptical eyebrow at him.

“If there was alcohol in the box, then yeah.” He shrugged. “I might just enjoy myself.”

You realized you weren’t getting anywhere and pulled away from him with a new approach ready.

“Fine.” You sighed and dramatically looked away. “If you don’t want to watch my cat, I’ll just have to find a boyfriend who will.”

You started to get up but Tom immediately pulled you back, making you giggle as he held on firmly. He had finally caved and you knew it.

“Woah woah wait.” He nuzzled into your neck and left kisses there before sighing. “I’ll watch your bastard child.”

“You’ll what?” You texted him.

“I’ll watch your precious fur baby.” He said through a fake smile. You twisted your body and wrapped your arms around him, kissing every inch of his face you could reach.

“Thank you.” You gushed. “You’re a life saver.”

“You’re welcome, darling.” He chuckled as he lovingly rubbed your back. “You better remember this if I ever need a kidney.”

“I don’t think the two things carry equal weight.” You tilted your head playfully and laughed.

“They don’t.” He agreed. “You’re welcome for letting you off easy.”

Rolling your eyes at your boyfriend, you decided not to fight back since he was doing you a favor. Instead, you opted for kissing him long and deep to show your appreciation.

“Thanks for doing this.” You mumbled against his lips. “I know you don’t like cats so I appreciate it. I owe you one.”

“Mind if I collect my toll now?” Tom smirked as he flipped you onto your back, making you laugh loudly.

“Not at all.”

Sunday

“This is his food.” You handed Tom a pink bag with whiskers stitched on. “He gets two cups a day, dry at morning and wet at night. He won’t eat unless you scratch him behind the ears after you put it in his bowl.”

“I’m not putting my hands anywhere near that thing.” Tom shook his head as he took the bag. “It has a bloodlust.”

Oatmeal was nestled in your arms, staring at Tom with a vengeance. Tom stared back with wide eyes, already feeling his pulse quicken.

“No he does not.” You cooed as you scratched Oatmeal behind the ears. “Make sure to keep an eye on his water bowl and never give him milk. It’s bad for his teeth.”

“Right. Wouldn’t want him losing his razor sharp little death traps.” Tom said sarcastically, seemingly speaking directly to the cat. “If he bites me, I’ll bite him right back.”

“Tom.” You sighed deeply. “I shouldn’t have to say this, but do not bite my cat.”

Oatmeal suddenly bared his teeth and hissed at Tom, making Tom gasp.

“Did you hear what he just said to me?” Tom exclaimed as he pointed to the cat.

“He’s just getting used to you, is all.” You shrugged as you set Oatmeal down on the ground. He took a careful step towards Tom before hissing again.

“He did it again!” Tom jumped into your arms in the style of Shaggy and Scooby. “He called me a slur.”

“No he didn’t.” You laughed as you set Tom down. “His treats are in the bag. Only one a day and none if he’s naughty.”

“I didn’t realize he had a setting other than naughty.” Tom sassed your cat, making him hiss once again. Tom looked at you for help and you sighed.

“Hey, behave.” You scolded Oatmeal as you stroked him. “His toys are in the bag too. He gets pretty feisty with the fish on a string so don’t go near him when he’s playing with it.”

Oatmeal jumped up on a chair and leaned towards Tom, peering at him as if extended an olive branch. Tom looked at you and you nodded, encouraging him to reach out towards the animal. Oatmeal leaned forward and sniffed Tom’s hand before snapping at him. Tom jerked his hand back and cradled it, though he wasn’t actually bitten.

“I don’t think I can do this.” Tom said suddenly. “He’s gonna put a hex on me.”

“Tom, please?” You whined when he went back on his offer. “I have to leave now and there’s no one else who can take him.”

“Give him to one of your friends.” Tom whimpered as he hid behind you. “What about Stacy? Don’t you hate her?”

“All my friends are either allergic or coming on the trip with me.” You pleaded with him.

“There has to be someone else who can watch this hell beast.” Tom spat as he shot daggers at Oatmeal. You chewed your bottom lip as you thought of way to keep him on board until something came to you.

“Well, my ex watched him a couple times.” You shrugged casually as you picked Oatmeal back up. “Maybe I can call him and-“

“I’ll watch the damn cat.” Tom cut you off, always the jealous type. “Come here baby.”

He cooed and walked towards Oatmeal, who swiped at him with his claws.

“Ah! Bitch!” He screamed and jumped away from

“Are you sure?” You innocently batted your eyelashes. “I’m sure he’d be more than happy to-“

“La la la la la.” Tom held his hands over his ears and sang loudly. “Enough about him. I’ll watch Oatmeal. It’s just two days right?”

“Four days.” You kept a smile on your face so you wouldn’t worry him.

“Four days?” He gasped. “How many people is she getting married to?”

“Just one. Who knows? If this goes well, maybe she’ll be flying out to my wedding soon.” You flirted as you held his chin between your fingers. This pulled a smile out of Tom, making him walk to you and wrap his arms around you. You fitted your face into the crook of his neck and left a kiss there, taking in your last few moments with him before you left.

“I’ll miss you, princess.” He mumbled as he rubbed soft circles onto your back.

“I’ll miss you too.” You sighed, resting your chin on his shoulder. You pulled away after a long time and kissed him, letting it linger until you couldn’t breath. You patted his cheek softly before bending down and petting Oatmeal.

“Amd I’ll miss you Mr. Fluffy Pants.” You cooed as you picked him up. “Who has the fluffiest pants?”

“I believe that’s his feline obesity.” Tom said sweetly as he narrowed his eyes at your cat.

“Funny.” You stuck your tongue out at him. “I’ll see you Wednesday.”

“Don’t be late.” He pouted, feeling his heart sink as you collected your things. You noticed his forlorn demeanor and hugged him again, taking in the scent of his cologne.

“How could I stay away from my baby?” You mumbled into his ear. You pulled away and jutted your bottom lip out before smiling wickedly.

“And I’ll miss you too.” You added as you pulled away. Tom rolled his eyes at you while you opened his door.

“Hilarious.” He replied sarcastically. “I’m laughing my-“

The door shut.

“-ass off.” He said weakly as silence settled into his home. He let out a sigh as he stared at the door, the smell of your perfume still lingering on his skin. He hated being apart from you, even if it was just for a few days. Tom’s reminiscing was cut short by a hatch meow from the floor. Tom jumped, having forgotten all about the cat he had promised to watch. Oatmeal stalked over to Tom and sat down in front of him as if to mock him.

“Listen you little whore.” Tom pointed an angry finger at the car. “I’m in charge. There will be no shenanigans this week, you hear me? Not one single shenanigan. That means no scratching the furniture, no shedding, and absolutely no napping in sunbeams. And I swear to God, if you piss on my rug, I’ll kill you. I will kill you with my bare hands. You hear me?”

The silence in the room was replaced with tension as Oatmeal silently stared at Tom with narrowed eyes. Finally, he let out a soft meow.

“Shut up.” Tom jumped again. “I’ll kill you.”

Oatmeal took another step towards Tom, making Tom take a step back. Oatmeal seemed to like this and sat down again.

“Why are you staring at me?” Tom snapped. “Do you want to fight?”

Oatmeal lifted his paw and put it back down, almost like he was stamping his foot. He let out a whine and took another step towards Tom, meowing towards the bag you had given him.

“Oh. It’s 6.” Tom realized. “You’re hungry, aren’t you?”

Oatmeal meowed again, louder this time.

“Don’t use that tone with me.” Toms voice cracked. “My beloved just left and I’m very sensitive right now.”

Oatmeal tilted his head to stare at him, silently judging Tom as he wiped away a tear. Tom composed himself quickly and went over to the bag you’d left, taking out Oatmeal’s pink bowls and bag of food. Oatmeal jumped up on the counter to watch Tom as he prepared the food, both of them sneaking glances at each other every once in a while. Tom stuck his tongue out at the cat before setting his food on the ground.

“Here you go, fatass.” Tom snapped, taking a step back when Oatmeal walked over to the bowl. Oatmeal sniffed the food skeptically before looking up at Tom as if he was waiting for something.

“I’m not scratching you behind the ears.” Tom scoffed with hands on his hips. “You’re not royalty.”

Oatmeal let out a howl and pawed at the bowl, demanding his ear scratches.

“Starve, then.” Tom shrugged. “See if I care.”

Oatmeal hissed at Tom, who responded with the middle finger. He kept his middle finger up and directed at Oatmeal as he walked out of the room, going into his bed room to calm down. After five minutes of thinking, he went back to the kitchen.

“After care consideration I’ve realized Y/n will break up with me if I kill her cat, which is fair.” Tom announced as he walked to Oatmeal. “That is why I’m doing this. Not because I care about you or your well-being.”

Oatmeal meowed softly and pawed at the bowl again, making Tom roll his eyes as he crouched down.

“Here are your little bitch scratches behind your little bitch ears.” Tom grumbled as he scratched the cat. Oatmeal purred in satisfaction before eating the entirety of his bowl. Tom backed away and watched him, smiling a little at how docile he seemed. He quickly wiped the smile off his face as Oatmeal finished and looked up at him.

“I need to call my brother about a script we’re writing, not that it’s any of your business.” Tom said as he looked at the floor. “Don’t bother me while I’m on the phone.”

Oatmeal didn’t pay any attention to Tom, instead busying himself with cleaning his left paw. Tom narrowed his eyes at the cat and huffed out an angry breath.

“Whatever. I know you care You just won’t admit it because you’re jealous.” Tom laughed bitterly as he stared daggers at Oatmeal. Oatmeal continued to ignore Tom as he began licking his other paw.

“You’re jealous that I have abs and you have a flabby cat tummy that drags on the floor.” Tom continued, determined to get the cats attention. “And we both know which one Y/n prefers.”

Oatmeal flicked his eyes to Tom before lifting a leg and licking his nether regions. Tom gasped and touched a hand to his chest in offense.

“You’re disgusting.” Tom spat. “I’m leaving.”

Tom turned on his heel and heard a meow from behind him as he walked away, resembling a taunting laugh.

“Don’t follow me!” Tom called once he got to his office. He sat down at his desk and rubbed his tired eyes before dialing his brother.

Forty minutes later, Tom and Harry were knee deep in their script. They had gotten to standstill, unable to come to an agreement with where to take the story.

“Right, right.” Tom nodded as he rested his chin in his hands. “I was thinking for - - oh for Gods sake.”

Tom’s attention was claimed by Oatmeal slipping in through the crack in the door, letting out a meow to announce his presence. Harry saw Tom’s jaw clench as he stared at the cat offscreen, leaning closer to the camera to get a better look.

“Was that a cat?” Harry asked as he watched his brother swat at something to his left.

“Hey!” Tom bellowed as Oatmeal jumped up on the desk. “No feet on the table!”

“Mate, who are you yelling at?” Harry tapped the screen repeatedly to get his brothers attention.

“Oatmeal.” Tom grumbled, jerking his neck at the cat as if to challenge him to a fight.

“Y/n’s cat?” Harry chuckled, knowing all about his brothers hatred of cats. “Why is he at your place?”

“Shes at her cousins wedding this week.” Tom pouted. “I told her I’d watch the furry bastard.”

“How’s that going?” Harry smiled teasingly, already having an idea of how it was going. Before Tom could answer, Oatmeal walked in front of his phone and knocked it down with his tail. He let out a proud purr as Tom picked his phone back up.

“Shut up!” He shrieked. “I’m on the phone!”

“Tom! Stop yelling at the cat.” Harry snapped his fingers at Tom. “I asked you how it was going.”

Tom tore his eyes away from Oatmeal, who had made himself comfortable in one of Tom’s desk drawers.

“Not great, man.” Tom shook his head. “Not great.”

Monday

“I’m home.” Tom announced as he walked into his front door. “Did you kill any children and eat their souls while I was gone?”

Oatmeal didn’t come to the door right away like a dog would, making Tom worry briefly. He set his grocery bags down and knelt to the ground, patting his thighs the way he would do to call Tessa. It’s not that Tom was dying to see him, he just didn’t want to be the guy who lost his girlfriends cat. Much to his relief, Oatmeal appeared from around the corner, the bell around his neck jingling.

“There you are.” Tom sighed as he stood up. “You look like shit.”

Oatmeal hissed and pranced over to the couch, stretching out his limbs in a sunbeam before laying down. As his body his the couch, tufts of hair flew into the air. Tom’s eyes widened in surprise before running over to the couch to investigate. Even though it had been less than a day, Oatmeal had managed to get his fur all over the couch.

“Excuse me? What is this?” Tom demanded as he picked up some fur between his fingers. Oatmeal rolled onto his side and stared at Tom with unblinking eyes.

“What did I say about shedding? You think this is some brothel that you can defile with your fur? It’s not.” Tom snapped, stomping over to the hall closet to get the vacuum. He plugged it into the wall, shooting angry glared at Oatmeal every few seconds.

“Unbelievable.” Tom pretended to gag as he vacuumed up the hair. “You disgust me.”

Oatmeal flicked his tail back and forth, causing the fur Tom had missed to float into the air. Tom shook his fist at the cat before getting his food out and putting it in the bowl.

“I’m taking a shower.” He grumbled as he rinsed his hands. “Eat your damn food.”

Tuesday

“Oatmeal? Come in here.”

Tom stood with his hands on his hips, impatiently tapping his foot as he waited for the damned cat to come. When he didn’t show, Tom balled his fists in frustration and let out a silent scream.

“Oh my God. SPSPSPSPS.” Tom yelled, spit flying from his mouth as he called the cat once again. Oatmeal waltzed into the room, taking his sweet time to get to where Tom was.

“Do you want to explain to me what this is?” Tom asked angrily as he pointed to the surprise Oatmeal had left on the floor while he was working out. Oatmeal sat down and tilted his head at Tom, daring him to raise his voice.

“You’ve done it.” Tom nodded as he tightened his lips into a line. “You’ve shit on my floor.”

Oatmeal purred before turning his attention to his paw, loudly cleaning it to show Tom he had no shame.

“The disrespect you’ve shown for my hard wood is astounding.” Tom pointed a finger at him. “You’re a fiend. A sneaky, fatass little fiend.”

Oatmeal looked towards the kitchen table and meowed before looking back at Tom. He shook his body out, fur flying everywhere and settling in the air.

“Why must you insult me in this way? Why wouldn’t you go in your-“ Tom cut himself off when he looked at the litter box, still on the kitchen table where he left it. So that was what Oatmeal had been looking at.

“Oh. I told you not to put your feet on the table.” Tom realized the cat had listened to him after all. Oatmeal had pooped on the floor, but only because Tom failed to put the litter box down. Oatmeal let out a quiet meow and walked over to Tom, hitting his leg with his tail.

“No, I get it.” Tom sighed as he went to get cleaning supplies. “We were both at fault. I mean, I wasn’t the one who shit on the floor, but we both made a mistake.”

Oatmeal circled Tom’s body before taking a seat at his feet, peering up at him with wide eyes. Tom felt guilty as he looked at the animal, knowing he could never understand that he was sorry for yelling at him. He walked to the table and got the litter box, setting it down where Oatmeal could access it.

“Here.” He said softly. “Sorry about that.”

Oatmeal walked over to the box and looked up at Tom, giving Tom the impression that he was forgiven. But of course, Oatmeal still had a cold side. He hissed viciously at Tom before stepping into the littler box.

“Fine.” Tom scoffed. “I’m not sorry.”

Your cat and your boyfriend stared at each other for a long time, neither wanting to be the one to leave. That was a sign of weakness, and they were both determined to dominate the other.

“I’m getting frozen yogurt.” Tom said suddenly, unable to take the tension any longer. He grabbed his keys and left without another word.

Less than an hour later, Tom returned home with a ring of chocolate frozen yogurt around his mouth. He locked the front door and turned his light on, jumping when he saw Oatmeal sitting in the middle of the floor with a vacant stare.

“Jesus. Warn a guy, would you?” Tom rolled his eyes as he held a hand over his heart. “You could’ve given me a heart attack.”

Oatmeal stayed silent as Tom put his keys in the bowl by the door, his eyes following Tom’s every move.

“Yeah, you would’ve liked that, wouldn’t you?” Tom narrowed his eyes at Oatmeal before washing his hands in the kitchen sink. Oatmeal let out a loud hiss, making Tom jump out of his skin. He had crossed the room to get to Tom, all without making a sound, and sat himself at his feet. Tom stumbled back, only stopping when his back hit the wall. His heart pounded in his ears from the scare, and if he didn’t know any better, he could’ve sworn Oatmeal was laughing at him. Not wanting to show weakness, Tom quickly collected himself and stood up straight.

“Alright listen here you little bitch.” Tom snapped. “I don’t like you. And if I wasn’t seriously in love with your owner, I would microwave you. I would put you in the microwave and watch you rotate just like them damn rotisserie chickens until you blew up. And then I would set the microwave on fire.”

Oatmeal let out a long meow, sounding insulted by Tom’s words. His eyes softened upon hearing the hurt in the cats voice, fixing his body language to not look as menacing.

“Okay I wouldn’t do all that, but I would drive out to a really far place and leave you there. And that’s basically the same thing.” Tom shouted as he folded his arms. Oatmeal dragged his paw behind his ear and purred, taking no interest in Tom or his threats.

“Shut the fuck up.” Tom hissed. Oatmeal hissed back and swiped a paw at Tom.

“I’ll shave you.” Tom threaten as he backed away. “I will shave you bare.”

Oatmeal continued to advance on him, backing the actor into a corner.

“You don’t think I’d do it?” Tom asked with a shaky voice. “I’ll get the buzzer right now. Do you know how ugly you’ll look?”

Oatmeal stopped in his place and sat down, leaning back on his front paws to stretch.

“That’s right.” Tom laughed sharply. “You’ll look like an uncooked chicken breast. Fuck you.”

Oatmeal watched Tom curiously as he left the room, satisfied with how the conversation went.

Wednesday

Tom sat at his kitchen island, slowing sipping his fourth glass of wine. It had gotten to the point in the week where he missed you too much to do much of anything, which resulted him getting drunk early in the day. He had been locked in a staring contest with Oatmeal for quite some time, never breaking eye contact as he poured his next glass.

“What are you looking at?” Tom slurred as he brought the wine glass to his lips. Oatmeal said nothing, blinking slowly at Tom as he drank.

“So what?” Tom shrugged. “My girlfriend is gone. I can get drunk at 2 pm.”

Oatmeal tilted his head to the side, something Tom was growing to resent.

“How dare you judge me?” He spoke slowly, heavily intoxicated now. “You’re not even wearing clothes.”

Oatmeal let out a soft meow, making a smile tug at Toms lips.

“Heh heh.” He chuckled as he took another sip. “Imagine that? You’d look pretty stupid in clothes.”

Oatmeal took a few steps toward Tom, sweetly purring as he rubbed himself against Toms legs.

“Sorry. I didn’t mean to call you stupid.” Tom said softly. “If anyone’s stupid, it’s me. I should’ve gone with Y/n. I miss her so much.”

Oatmeal peered up at Tom with kind eyes, the first docile interaction between them.

“Yeah.” Tom smiled as reached down to scratch his ears. “Me too.”

Oatmeal jumped onto the chair, and then into Toms lap, nuzzling himself against his neck. Tom happily stroked his soft fur, liking this newfound civility between them.

“This is gonna sound crazy, but what can I say? I’m a crazy guy.” Tom laughed heartily. “Do you want to drink with me? Do you just wanna go crazy and drink away the day?”

Oatmeal looked up at Tom and meowed, making Tom smile.

“Hell yeah!” He cheered. He picked Oatmeal up with one hand and grabbed the wine bottle with the other. After setting Oatmeal down on the ground, he poured wine into his water bowl.

“Wine is for cats! Wine is for people! Wine is for people and cats and people.” Tom sang happily. Oatmeal purred as he watched Tom, curious about the unknown liquid in his bowl.

“Thats right.” Tom agreed. “It’s also for church.”

Oatmeal sniffed the wine and pulled away, the sour smell sending a shiver through his body. He waltzed over to a sunbeam that was lighting up the floor and laid down, letting the sun warm his body. Tom stared at him for a moment before shrugging and laying down beside the cat.

“Do you believe in God?” Tom asked as he looked over at him. Oatmeal let out a small meow, to which Tom raised his eyebrows.

“You’re crazy, man.” Tom shook his head and patted his chest. “You’re a crazy dude.”

He laid in the sun with Oatmeal in silence for a moment, taking in the warmth from the floor.

“It’s so warm down here.” Tom sighed in content. “It’s like a hug from the sun.”

Oatmeal swatted his tail towards Tom, making Tom smile. Tom reaching over and rubbed Oatmeal’s tummy, his attention diverting to the bell on his collar. He took it between his fingers and saw your name and address engraved on it, sighing again as he was reminded about how much he missed you.

“I have to tell you man, I love her so much.” Tom pouted wistfully. “Y/n is the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me.”

Tom smiled as Oatmeal purred in understanding.

“You want another drink you crazy bastard?” He asked the cat as he got off the floor. He poured some wine into his glass, and then some into Oatmeal’s already full bowl.

“Me too, man. Me too.” Tom said as he took another sip and got back on the floor.

“You know, Oatmeal isn’t that bad of a name. I can see why she named you that, though.” Tom thought out loud as he stroked the cats fur. “You’re the exact color of her favorite kind. The maple brown sugar one, you know? She gets so excited in the winter when it’s one sale. I’ve seen her clear a whole shelf into her shopping cart. And then she sits down at the table when her hair is still messy and lets it warm her up. She puts her little spoon in it and blows on it even though it’s never that hot. She’s so cute, man. I love her so much. I could watch her eat oatmeal everyday.”

Oatmeal purred as he rubbed his head against Toms hand.

“I know.” Tom chuckled. “We really are lucky.”

Tom situated himself into a more comfortable position on the floor and held his hand up, letting the sun rays shine through his fingers and illuminate the cat hair in the air.

“I gotta say, you’re really onto something with this whole napping in sunbeams deal.” Tom commented. “I’m quite enjoying this.”

Tom was too busy drinking on the floor to hear his front door open. You set your bags down and went into the living room, smiling in confusion when you saw your boyfriend and your cat on the ground.

“Tom?” You laughed at the sight. “I’m home.”

Toms eyes widened as he sprang off the floor, the wine in his glass sloshing around as he stood up.

“It was his idea!” He exclaimed, pointing an accusatory finger at your cat.

“Oh really?” You humored him. “What are you guys doing?”

“We…sunbeam.” Tom explained as he weakly pointed at the sunbeam, still too drunk to form a real sentence.

“I see.” You chuckled as you wrapped your arms around his neck. You placed a welcomed kiss to his lips, immediately tasting the bitter wine.

“Are you drunk?” You asked as you finally noticed the wine glass in his hand.

“Maybe.” Tom giggled as he struggled to stand up straight.

“Never mind that.” Your eyes shifted to Oatmeal and the vacant spot next to him that your boyfriend previously inhabited. “Were you just…cuddling my cat?”

“No.” Tom said quickly. “We were both laying there and you happened to walk in during the brief moment we touched. That’s all.”

“Why were you on the floor?” You questioned as you took the wine glass from his hand and took a sip. Tom opened his mouth but found no words coming out, opting to change the subject instead.

“Come here!” He smiled as he pulled you in for a long hug. “I missed you. Tell me all about your trip.”

“I picked up food from your favorite restaurant. Let’s eat and I’ll tell you everything.” You suggested as you pulled away.

“That sounds perfect.” He sighed, suddenly realizing how hungry he was. “I’m starved.”

You pulled him in for another kiss before bending down to greet your cat.

“Hello baby.” You cooed as you scratched behind Oatmeal’s ears. “Were you a good boy for Tom?”

“He was all right.” Tom shrugged, sending a wink to the cat. “Nothing to report.”

“You spend all that time whining about watching him but you have nothing to report?” You asked skeptically as you stood back up.

“It was pretty mellow.” Tom said dismissively, not wanting to get into the multiple fights they had. You squinted at Tom as if you didn’t believe him and folded your arms.

“Hm. Maybe he did put that hex on you after all.” You teased. “I’m gonna change real quick and move my bags.”

“Okay. I missed you.” Tom pulled you by the hand and kissed you again before you could leave the room.

“I missed you more.” You gave him another quick kiss and grimaced. “You taste like alcohol.”

“I’ll set the table, princess.” He called after you as you walked towards his bedroom.

“Thank you!” You called back.

Tom got to work setting the table and putting the bag of food near the place settings. You came back in no time in one of his large T-shirts and a pair of his boxers. Tom smiled softly, always happy to see you in his clothing.

“You look comfy.” He commented as he pulled you towards him by the waist.

“I am.” You hummed. “That was such a long flight. I don’t know why I wore jeans.”

“Well at least you’re home now. I couldn’t handle us being apart for another day.” He pouted while resting his forehead against yours.

“Me either.” You smiled at him until your eyes shifted to the wall behind him, noticing something strange right away.

“Tom?” You asked as you pulled your head back.

“Yes, love?” He answered, obviously to the concerned look on your face.

“Why is there wine in Oatmeal’s food bowl?”

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[isabella-111]

Hey! I was wondering if u still ship people? If so, I'm a 5'8 extremely dark brown haired girl, I believe in elemental magic, I'm a Slytherin, a sucker for enemies to lovers and lovers to enemies, I love soft, sad, heartfelt music, drawing and writing are my fave pastimes, forever getting good grades and giving people deathstares or punches. Can lighten up if your close to me, my life is based in pj's, and I'm bi and have glasses. Hope that is enough and have a lovely day!

A/N : personally im a friends to lovers gurl but i cant help my self from a good enemies to lovers story :) also sorry for any spelling mistakes this was written at 3am

I ship you with regulus black

- since the day you met regulus in your alchemy/elemental magic class . He’s just outright ignored you . Or worse when you walked the would just roll his eyes . You hated when he did that you hated him.....or so you thought. One night during a slytherin party you and your friends were drinking partying honestly just living your best life . Thats when you got a phone call from a unknown number you answered cause you were ngl a little tipsy and didn’t care if it was just a spam call you wanted to talk to them . Thats when you heard a raspy familiar voice on the other

Very drunk reggie : listen y/n i always thought i hated you and I honestly don’t know why i think it’s cause i like you like alot like alot alot and im scared that if i talk to you more and more ill fall for you amd and then you’ll leave me and im scared of that

You : * shocked * um regulus can you call me un the morning...i- i think your just drunk or maybe those is prank im bit sure but um i might maybe idk anymore lets just talk in the morning ok

Very drunk reggie : yah yah that works sorry um ill talk to you tomorrow

The next day you and regulus made a few lasting glances at each other both looking a little nervous but not once speaking to each other

You layed in bed wondering if he remembered what he told you yesterday . It was currently 2 am and you couldn’t sleep you just couldn’t get that out of your head

You : * thinking * do i really like him like actually like him or am i just hung over fucccckk

* someone frantically knocks on your door *

You : * opens it * what the bloody fuck its 2 am

Reggie : * pulls you into a kiss *

You : * kisses back *

Reggie : its the next morning y/n.....safe to say i still really like you

You : i like you too regulus

Reggie : im so sorry for being mean to you i just didn’t know how to deal with my fe-

You : shut up and kiss me again * smirks *

Reggie : * chuckles and kisses you *

- regulus’s go to nicknames for you would probably be “ dumb ass” and “ lovely loser” old habits die hard but he’s trying

- regulus and you would probably sketch each other just as a pastime and knowing the 2 of you you guys would turn it into a art contest

- reggie would always steal your glasses as a joke and have you chase him around just to get them back

- even tho sometimes he bullies you he truly does love you and he wouldn’t trade you for the entire universe

[bjornswoman]

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Author's note: Hey guys! Sorry for being so late, but I have some serious problems and it was difficult for me to write or post. I am so so sorry. I will try to post the days I am supposed to. I am so grateful for your support, I am truly. Thanks for reading.

Pairing: Modern!Ivar x Reader

Genre: Modern!au, smut, drama, angst.

Summary: You and your husband are divorcing or not.

Warnings: Smut, strong language, mention of divorce.

You looked at the photo again, tears continued to stream from your eyes insanely. It was the only photo that had left to you. All rhe others were pieces on the floor of your former house, the house you shared with your ex husband, the one that you were still in love with. You could remember the day that was taken this photo. It was you wedding day, the happiest day of your life, or so you wanted it to be. From that first night of you and Ivar as married couple the problems had started to take their place between you. But after that at the ceremony and the party, you were so happy, he was as well. You had been dating three years before you decided to get marry, but your marriage didn't last long. A year was too short. His company's matters got between you. You were fighting on daily basis and one day he proposed that divorce would be the best option for both of you. The only problem that this decision hurt even more than before. At least then you were close to him.

The last time you saw him was when you went to you former house to pack your stuff and that meeting lasted too short because he was needed in his office. That was a huge lie. He just couldn't watch you pack your stuff, his heart wouldn't bear it. He loved you, but he hurt you with his mean words and his wrath. He was the one qho started most of the fights amd he immediately regretted everything, but it was late. That last meeting was three months ago. Three whole months since your last encounter. You stopped having contacts with his brothers or their wives, it hurt you and it wasn't right for Ivar.

Every member of his family tried to get you back together, even Bjorn bothered about your relationship with his little brother, but nothing could fix things between you. Sooner or later that would happen. Maybe the Gods had other plans for you. Maybe, even after everything you had been through, you weren't meant to be. And that hurt you more than anything else, because you wanted to be with him. You wanted to put an end at your torment, but you were afraid that he didn't live you anymore. But little did you know. He was head over heels in love with you, as you were, and he was getting worse day after day, because you were not around him. You make him want to be a better man, but only you could do that.

He was staying in the house you shared together after your marriage and drinking non-stop. He was hurting the people who were close to him, especially his mother. She was desperate, she even came to find you and that didn't happen only once. She cared for you, as well, and considered you as her own daughter. You made Ivar feel something that no other woman did, you made him change and she admired you for that. Ivar was her beloved son and her heart couldn't bear seeing him destroying himself even more day after day. But she knew you too and she saw your sadness. She tried to get you and him to talk, but that didn't happen.

He had even been told that you had found another man. Sigurd, one of his brothers, had seen you with a coworker and didn't hesitate to take a photo of you and him, just to hurt Ivar even more. After that, he grieved and hated you. Actually, he hated himself because he couldn't hate you, not even a bit. He loved you with everything had remained of his broken heart, but he refused even to speak to you and you didn't dare to do so, you didn't want to enrage him more than he had already been. Only your lawyers were talking.

You hadn't asked anything from him. No money, not the house you lived with him, nothing. After all, you didn't want his money, you just wamted Ivar and you couldn't have him. Maybe before there was a chance for you, but after that photo Sigurd took, you had lost it and that hurt you even more.

The only thing that had remained to you from your relationship with Ivar were jus memories and this photo. He was so stubborn and refused to take photos, when you insisted to take some. He used to say that you would always be together. He said that the memories remained inside your head and he wasn't wrong. In your mind were replaying, non-stop, memories with him. You couldn't sleep at night because his blue piercing eyes, that reminded you of the see, were haunting your dreams.

You couldn't live without him and he couldn't live without you. Both of had done mistakes, but none of you deserved this punishment.

One soft knock on the door of the apartment you had been renting, made you put the photo on the table. You wiped away the tears from your face quickly.

When you opened the door, you frowned. You didn't expect that person to come here, after that photo with Paul, your coworker. Paul was the only person that had bothered to ask about your condition after your divorce. You were thankful to him for that, but nothing else happened between you two. Ivar was the only man you had even loved truly and deeply. Now his mother, Aslaug, was standing outside your apartment's door. She hadn't come after the photo and you couldn't blame her. You would act the same way if it was for your child. You left some space for her to come in your house and she did. She sat on the couch and you did the same.

"I wouldn't come here, (Y/N), but Hvitserk insisted that it was for Ivar, so I came. The boys told me that this man is just someone who asked for your condition. Ubbe himself asked him, alongside with Bjorn and Hvitserk." She spoke and you shook your head. She took your hand inside hers and looked deep in your soul. "Excuse me for being so harsh on you, but you know how much I love Ivar. When you will have your children, you will understand how it is for a mother to see one of them like that." She continued and you smiled.

"I know, Aslaug, and I understand it. I know about yours and Ivar's relationship. So you don't need to be excused, you need what a motger would do for her child." You started and she smiled. Her hands left yours and wrapped around your waist, she hugged tightly, like your own mother would do. You closed your eyes and let a couple of tears to fall from your eyes. When you pulled away, her hands moved to the table and took the photo on her hands. She looked at it for some time and then she looked at you, a smile was formen on her face.

"I remember every inch of that day." She confessed and looked back at the photo one her hands. "Ivar was so nervous, he wanted everything to be just perfect for your special day. Just an hour before the ceremony, when you called him, he thought that you had regretted, but you only wanted to talk to him. I have never seen him so happy before." She spoke and you couldn't keep the tears from falling. She didn't understand because her eyes were stuck on the photo. When she looked at you the smile on her face faded away. She hugged tightly again and let you cry on her shoulder.

You couldn't hold them. All these months the only think you did was crying, because of your miserable life and your destroyed marriage. There were just some signs before you were officially divorce with Ivar, then he would make his life and leave you behind. That was your greatest fear.

"Clean your beautiful face, dear. Ivar told me that there something yours that you have forgot in your house. He is going to sell it, so he packed his stuff and found it, I don't know what it is, he just told to tell about this. He should go take it, whatever it is." She spoke and you wiped the tears away from your eyes. You tried to recall what you had forgotten, but you couldn't. That day you were crying non-stop and put the things inside your boxes quickly, so you wouldn't stay any longer in that house, that contained many of your memories with Ivar. You nodded and you stood up, Aslaug did the same. "You should go now. Ivar isn't going to be there. At this time, he is in the comlany, I guess, or somewhere with his brothers." She said and you nodded again. She smiled at you and hugged you one last time, before she leave.

Within some time, you were outside your old house. The one you shared with you soon-to-be ex husband. You had chosen that exact house because of the garden. It had a big garden that the children you wanted to have together would play there old day, but the Gods didn't bless your marriage. Also, in that very garden happened your last fight, the one that led to divorce. Ivar's wrath led him to speak to you about divorce and you own to accept it. So the next day you left and both of you talked with your lawyers.

You took your keys off your purse and unlocked the door. You frowned when you saw that the house was just the way you had left it. Aslaug had told you that Ivar was going to sell this house, but everything was there, even his coat was on the hook. You stepped inside the bedroom and there you found Ivar, sitting on the bed, holding a rose on his hand. You were confused.

"You took your time to come." He spoke and tried to reach his crutches. You reached them for him and he stood up infront you. He give it to you and you smiled, but you were still confused. You were looking at the rose, when his hand placed on your cheek and you lift your eyes on his blue ones, that you missed so much.

You had missed his touch, his scent, everything that had to do with him. That three months were the most difficult months of your whole life. You closed your eyes for a moment, when his hand started caressing your cheek softly.

"You mother told that you told her that I have forgotten something here." You spoke and he smiled. He leaned close enough to you, so his mouth was inches away from yours. You breath became heavier and you caught yourself wanting him to kiss you.

"You have forgotten me." He whispered. His hot breath fell on your lips, driving you crazy. Before you could even think about an answer, his lips pressed on yours. You didn't resist him. Actually, you kissed him back without hesitation. You needed that kiss. When he kissed you, you felt like you were alive again. Like you had found your oxygen. You didn't want to pull away from this passionate kiss, but you had to, because both of needed to breathe. When you stopped kissing, he didn't pull away. After the kiss both of his hands cupped your face. "There wasn't a day that I wasn't thinking about you, (Y/N). I can't live without you. I was a mess all this time and that photo with that man broke me. I wanted to hate you, but I couldn't. That pain in my heart all this time we were apart, was more painful than that one of my bones. I don't want a divorce, I can't give up on us. We have to give it a chance, try one more time, but if you don't want this, I will understand and--" You couldn't let him finish. From the start of his words, you started tear up. You felt the exact same thing, but you didn't dare to tell him all this time, you didn't even dare to look at him, after the photo. Now that you knew you couldn't let him finish. Your hands placed on his shirt and you pulled him closer and kissed him again. That was unexpected for him, but he kissed you back, that kiss was rougher than the previous one.

"I will give us the chance, I can't divorce you, Ivar. I can't live without you either." You said and a smile covered his face. He tried to kiss again, but your stopped him. You pushed back to bed and he sat on it. You took his crutches and placed them next to the bed. After that your were infront of him again, but not for long. You fell on your knees to take off his braces.

You did it very carefully, in contrast with Hvitserk. When Hvitserk took off them his legs were hurting way too much. He wanted to kill him every single time, but he couldn't, because his legs were killing him. That days the only thing he wanted was to stay on that bed with you next to him.

"You are too slow." He said playfully and you looked at him, the same way he was looking at you.

"And you are too impatient." You spoke back and continued to take off the second brace of his. He laughed and you smiled. You loved hearing his laugh like that. He sounded like a child. When you finished taking off his braces, you stood up and when closer to him. You took the rose, that you had left on the bed next to him before you started taking off his braces. "A rose? I thought that was cliché for you." You said with a smile on your face and he exhaled deep. You hands travelled on your waist and he lifted you, he placed you to bed and came on top of you. He took the rose off your hands.

"It is, but I thought that I should give you one, after all I have never given you one before." He spoke and you felt that he felt a bit uncomfortable. You smiled at him and he did the same. He couldn't wait any longer, he missed way too much. His lips attacked your neck and his hands moved all over your bad squeezing parts. Every time, after you had laid with him, there were marks all over you body, hickeys, scratches, bites and bruises. He enjoyed when he saw his love marks on you, you liked them as well.

"You gave me flowers before." You half whispered, half moaned and he chuckled on your neck. "On our wedding." You continued and he stopped attacking your neck and leaving marks on it. It was like he was an artist and you were his canvas.

"Oh yeah, that time as well." He said and took off his shirt revealing his tattooed body. Your hand travelled on his chest and caressed him. He let your hand continue what it was doing, but he stopped. He helped you take off your clothes and be only on your underwear.

You had missed this, you had missed Ivar.

Seeing you like this his pants got tighter and you could feel his erection on your thigh. That made you even more wet than you had already been. His hands travelled at your back. He took your bra off your body and freed your breasts. If it wasn't for Ivar, you would feel insecure about it. At the beginning of your relationship you couldn't let yourself feel comfortable about your breasts. You had always been hearing comments about them, who made you feel uncomfortable and even insecure. He was insecure too about his legs at first. Now both of you didn't feel insecure about anything, you loved everything that each other had. You loved all of Ivar and he loved all of you.

His lips placed on one of your breasts and his hand caressed the other. You closed your eyes and moaned.

"I've missed you." You whispered and he chuckled. He wanted to hear you saying it over and over again. He stopped what he was doing and his hand travelled on your thighs. You moaned deeply and he chuckled again. He took off your panties and one of his fingers were so close to your entrance. You gasped, you wanted him to touch you, so much, but he didn't.

"Yeah, I can see how much you miss me." He said and placed his hands on his belts, he untied it and throw it one the floor next to your cloths and his shirt. You couldn't wait any longer and he knew that, you couldn't wait as well, but he enjoyed seeing you so greedy for him. When he finally got rid of his clothes, put on a condom and he thrusted inside you.

When he got inside you, he growled and you screamed his name. You took some time to get used to his size and when you did, he thrusted even harder than before. You liked him when he was rough to you and he was. He was gripping your hips firmly with strength, after this, you would have bruises there for sure.

When you had sex before, Ivar used to talk dirty to you, but this time was like one of your first times. The only difference was that you knew what each other enjoyed. Each time, when he pushed himself inside you harded you screamed his name and he growled like a wild animal would do, but you liked hearing him.

After some thrusts you felt that strange feeling in your belly, you were about to come. You closed your eyes tightly and you clenched around him, he groaned and started moving even faster. You screamed his name louder than before and you collapsed on the bed under him. He kept thrusting and after he come as well, growling again.

He pulled out of you and fell next to you on the bed. Both of you were sweating and you tried to catch your breaths. Your hair were even messier than they had already been. You turned to stare at him. He was lighting up a cigarette. Normally, you would have already been piseed off, because you had told thousands of times not to smoke inside the house and had never done that. Instead, he was smoking inside there. This time you didn't mind say a word, you didn't want to fight when you just got back together.

He wrapped his hand around your shoulders and pulled you closer to him, you laid your head on his chest.

"We should call our lawyers, you know, to--" He didn't let you finished. He had already known what you were about to say. He had handled it, before you even came.

"I have already done that, so no one can bother us." He spoke and you smiled.

"And how did you know that I wouldn't want to divorce you?" You asked playfully and he looked at you for a moment, before he start talking.

"I didn't. If you said that you wanted it, I would call back and tell him to continue." He spoke and took a sip from his cigarette. "You don't want it, do you?" He asked again. He feared that you had regretted what happened, that you wanted to divorce him. You sat up on the bed next to him and your hands cupped his face.

"I don't want it. Truly, I never did. I just thought that you wanted it. That you didn't love me anymore." You spoke and he throw the cigarette on the ashtray, then he turned back to you.

"It would be impossible not to love you, (Y/N). When Hvitserk told me that this prick in the photo with you was just a coworker and nothing more I felt relieved and I understood that I had to do something to stop the divorce, or at least try. You know it took me long to come with this idea. It wasn't, actually, mine. It was my mother's, that's why I was holding the rose." He spoke truly and you smiled at him. He was so sweet. The fact that he agreed to do this was something that you appreciated. He wasn't that romantic kind of husband. You didn't need him to be romantic. You just wanted the man you married.

"Then we should thank Aslaug for what she did." You said and he smiled. He kissed you again. That kiss was slow and sweet. You could feel all his love that moment and he could feel all that you felt for him. "All this time we were apart, I kept staring at a photo from our wedding." You continued when you pulled away.

"I was keep staring at these pictures as well." He said and you smiled widely. You thought that he would tear them to pieces, after you packed your stuff and left, but he didn't. "Wait." He said and moved at the edge of the bed. He pulled your wedding album and came closer again. "I was keeping it under the bed. I went through the pages, drank whiskey and smoked." He confessed and you kissed his cheek.

"Well, now, I am here and we are going to give a second chance to our marriage. So we have to do more exciting things, but first, save this. You will destroy it if we keep it any closer to us." You spoke and placed your wedding album on his hands. He smiled and kissed your mouth again.

"Take some minutes to rest, my love, it's going to be a long night." He said when you pulled away and you chuckled. If there was a thing you were sure about, it would be that you couldn't live without that man, that you were lucky to call husband.

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