#i hate real varg

[antichriztzuprtztar]

I love making fun of that schizo old man

[horror-aesthete]

Lords of Chaos, 2018, dir. Jonas Åkerlund

[plusvanity]

How I love exploring my alternative ending in which Pelle lives and him and Varg move to Romania to live the Transylvanian Dream ✨️👌. They're living in one of the most stupidly expensive pre-Communist apartment buildings somewhere in Sighișoara, paying through their nose for it because Odin forbid Vikernes sets foot in a Communist block-box, let alone live more affordability in one and Pelle wants to see a damn cool castle every time he opens the window. They live off making ZumZum music, so of course they won't afford to pay that rent forever, but they will have to manage somehow. Pelle would make indiscreet apropos to Varg to get a real job, but we all know this will not happen, so Pelle would suggest they should become farmers instead. Varg loves milk and cereals, so why not? Varg hates the Romanian language with a burning passion while Pelle loves to teach himself the mother tongue of the spooky vampires. Pelle loves waking up every morning before Varg, making himself a cup of Ness and watching the ProTV news without understanding shit, but hoping that he will someday 🤞

All in all, life's good. Varg discovers this weird fraudulent shit called 'Bergen beer' Romanians have and wants to sue the company, while Pelle becomes an expert on the language, telling his stupid boyfriend everything from 'te iubesc' to 'sugi pula' on a daily basis.

[lyteofgod]

So tired of the unnecessary Mayhem banter and also the obscene amount of fucking posers who are LITTERING all things Mayhem. Are they actually the best black metal band? Imo, no, there's way better out there. The reason they're the most popular is because they're the most legendary!! I don't think Euronymous's riffs are actually that good, and I don't think Dead's vocals are actually incredible and set the standard-- but I respect their legacy and I respect the people who are in that band and who have been in it (even Varg....... a little bit) because they are/were real human beings and their only relevance in life isn't that they played in some fucking band, they had/have personal lives and thoughts. Just because Pelle is smiling and looking silly in a lot of his photos doesn't undermine the fact he was terribly unwell, he's not your fucking tragic golden angel, he was some guy you probably wouldn't have liked if you knew him personally. Tears didn't trickle down when he wasn't feeling too great, he cut himself and killed small animals?! And Euronymous wasn't some fat, ugly, gay dickhead, he was well liked among his peers!! People just hate men who aren't conventionally attractive (it's literally just that he didn't wash his hair) -- "He took a picture of Dead after his suicide!" DO YOU EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT THIS BAND HAS BEEN TRYING TO TEACH FOR LIKE, THE PAST 30 YEARS!?!?! It's about guts, gore, hatred, and everything antiChrist!! of fucking course he took a picture of Dead, dead. It was also most likely an incredibly traumatic moment for him!? Dude went off the rails after Pelle died

And why does no one talk about Hellhammer?? He was there!!

he's pretty :p And there's so many other guys who were/are in Mayhem, why is the focus always shone on Dead, Euronymous, and Count Dicksnack!!!?! Necrobutcher is sometimes mentioned... but only as a source of historical knowledge, even though he's a POS and incredibly biased ... because,, as I've stated before, these guys aren't characters in a play for you, they're everyday guys you maybe wouldn't even like... because they preach sin, death, and the devil...?

I've also seen some REALLY bizarre statements stemming from people who have a passion for shitting on Mayhem. Such as "Dead was self-centered" and the most insane take yet "Euronymous deserved it" FUCK OFF!!!!! He did NOT deserve death. I will defend Øystein Aarseth to my grave, I swear. I don't agree with, like any of his opinions and ideals, but I wholeheartedly believe he did not deserve to be murdered. Did he burn down churches? Yeah, and that's fucked up. Did he take a picture of his friend's corpse? Yeah, and that's fucked up. Did he deserve to be murdered? NOOOO!! Anyone who thinks he deserved to be murdered.... hear me now: I will fold you like laundry then shove you up my ass. You're actually fucking deranged to say that about a person.

Making fun of Mayhem everytime someone mentions it, even going out of your way to find someone talking about it... you will never be kvlt sorry :P you aren't cool you're just fat. "They're too popular" and you are listening to Darkthrone? Almost equally as popular? If not that you're listening to Bathory and Venom guaranteed

Also I am #1 Pelle Ohlin fan cause no one else who simultaneously really likes him also respects him as a person and as a deceased person. The crown is mine cause wtf?? All Mayhem fans on Pinterest should be banned

Finally, do I even like Mayhem that much? No, they're pretty mediocre. But they were the first band I was really invested in, so I will defend them and die on this hill.

[clouds-of-wings]

I read a text by Varg Vikernes yesterday where he talked about his childhood and how his experiences in school made him into the Marxism hating Superaryan he is today. It's actually pretty interesting - turns out he spent part of his childhood in Iraq because his father was an engineer who got a job there and took his family with him. He had to go to Iraqi public school because the English school was full. (Is that true..? Does that mean he speaks Arabic..? I can't imagine that would have been possible otherwise?)

But he was only there for a while*, mostly the text was about his experiences back in Norway. Kindergarten was already Marxist far-left feminist HELL because you weren't allowed to be alone, you had to share all your toys (which probably, as in other hell-kindergärten, means 'If another kid takes away the toy you were playing with, you aren't allowed to complain'), it was boring, it was collectivist and so on. Same story in school, of course: He was finished with his tasks after five minutes and had to wait for the rest of the lesson until even the dumbest kid had finished. All because of this Marxist Socialist approach that everyone deserved help, everyone was supposed to reach the same level of attainment. He eventually started skipping school a lot and taught himself everything.

It's interesting to me because my own experiences were so similar, yet I came to completely different conclusions from that. It's just so clear to me that the real problem wasn't that the kids around Varg got too much help, it's that he got too little. I strongly believe that smart and talented kids are special needs kids too. They need extra help every bit as much as a deaf or dyslexic kid. Failing that, it's normal for them to become bored, frustrated, depressed or aggressive, just as he describes himself becoming, to even do badly in school despite being more than capable of keeping up.

Smart kids need exciting challenges, food for their minds, personal mentoring, help with the parts of life they are bad at (often social stuff). It's not a coincidence that the people who make a name for themselves as artists or intellectuals are usually from families of artists or intellectuals or otherwise come from an environment that encouraged and rewarded certain behaviours and interests, for example special schools or cultural hot spots that allowed talent to flourish. It's very hard to realize your potential when no one encourages it.

Varg eventually discovered the black metal scene of his day of course, but I wish he had grown up in a place that was even more "Marxist", even more about giving everyone the help they needed, a place that had evolved enough to realize that just because a kid is smart doesn't mean that it's okay to leave them to their own devices. It's basically neglect to just throw a gifted kid in with everyone else and not give them any help. The Marxist axiom "to each according to their needs, from each according to their ability" comes to mind.

I actually agree that collectivism can keep a talented person down. Egalitarianism is often used as a virtuous excuse to make sure a clique will triumph over an individual. I think this is a problem that egalitarian and collectivist spaces generally have, I've even seen it in ethnographies about otherwise pretty paradisaical societies. But clearly this is a blatant waste of talent, and quite cruel. Societies that allow for positions like "shaman" have a better idea: this person gets special training, but in return they perform a service that few others could perform. That way, there's reciprocity. Isn't that the true Marxist way..?

--

\* It must have been at most a year - they went in 1979 and the 1st Gulf War started in 1980 - given that the text is about how he triumphed against adversity, I think he would have mentioned if he'd been there during that time

[catgirlforeskin]

The hardest part about writing satire of fascism is that most of fascists are absolutely lame and boring. Once in a while you get weirdos who are obsessed with Hyperborean runes and convinced that they are werewolves or visionaries who create elaborate images of what will the world be like under their rule, from governmental structure to cinema styles and architecture projects. But absolute majority of them are "I want things to be like they were 10 years ago and also hate marginalised people" with some stolen aesthetic attached to it to cover the hollowness of their ideas. Like they can't be charismatic villains at all. Their oligarchical overlords who don't believe in any of it and just do whatever it takes to get more power can provide some entertainment and insight, though it's hard to satirise them, but regular fascist just make me want to put them down for their own good

Yeah absolutely, for every Varg there’s 1000 guys whose only real thought is “people need to be nicer to cops and The Troops”

[grendil9]

The Skeksis are full of gays though and almost all male celebrities are homosexuals, do you really think they vaccinated, soy pilled and molested their own to be gay cause that seems pretty inconvenient for their goals, it has been for thousands of years considering a lot of kings in Europe were gay and struggled to keep the Golem bloodlines going, how could they be made gay in those times since they didn't live in today's degenerate culture? They were born that way and the Skeksis hated it. I agree with most of your writings but you are really not seeing the full picture here and it's leading you astray like the Skeksis want, be more observant cause you're not immune to being wrong, homosexuality has its place in nature and you shouldn't confuse it for modern degeneracy.

History isn't real but I agree that most golems at the top are gay.

Rather, they participate in insane orgies and disgusting stuff for the pleasure of their masters. In exchange for drugs that make them feel 1/10th of what it's like to be a child of God, for eight seconds. Many many hints about this. Donald Trump for example drifts into his drag queen "fag-hag" voice all the time, when they aren't using his body double (with a mask) for longer speeches. You can just tell that he's a huge hit at parties, when he comes out in his dress and does a comedy routine for laughing, toasting Skeksis. "Ladies and Gentlemen, the president of the united states" LOL.

Anyway homosexuality has no place in nature, it's not normal. It's normalization through total golem control of I Fucking Love Science, and Animal Planet before it, has run it's course I see.

The truth is, homosexuality is a very useful and basic fetish inflicted on Christian children by media, catalyzed in the brain/body by mass-poisoning. Mammals do become homosexual if you poison them with feminizing slop that makes it easier for zookeepers to handle them, but that's the extent of it. And they don't understand what's being done to them. All other "examples of homosexuality in nature" are myths written by Skeksis and golems. I Fucking Love Science cranks out an AI article about some new animal being gay once every two weeks. Not once has it been accurate, but where are you going to fact check? They have burned every book they did not write and killed anyone who tried to stop them.

As to "historical examples" of "kings". Don't you think it's odd that all the Christian kings were all disgusting monsters who lived like retards and filled their streets with rivers of raw sewage and had 200 abortions and 300 ex-wives and were all openly homosexual freak monsters, but they also built some of the most beautiful buildings on the face of the earth and supposedly ran vast and complicated empires? Don't you think it's strange that the golems will go out of their way to demolish those buildings and replace them with Chipotle-architecture apartments buildings for incoming blacks and browns?

Much like all the round-earth models, all "historical figures" are just cartoons commissioned from golem-run institutions. So of course all the good ones are drawn as golems and all the bad ones are drawn as normal men. Well that's how it used to be. These days even the bad ones are drawn as normal men, the intent is to replace, they've had their fun now it's time to get rid of God's creation in every way.

All the "historical figures" are cartoon characters, just like space being all "renders". History and all of it's little characters, designed to humiliate white Christians, are all completely fabricated.

The belief in history I think is responsible for many white bloodlines becoming based Nordic Trad Varg Vilkernes-men instead of sticking with the truth. I must say if I still believed in Skeksis-written history, I would be hard pressed to continue having faith. Just look at all that wretchedness. It's enough to make you ask "How did white Christians even survive doing fucked up shit like that?" well the answer is they didn't do fucked up shit like that. It's fake.

[princess-lvcifer]

if you use Twitter, have you seen Varg's latest video about Dads(#DadsMatter video)?? if you did, what is your opinion on it?

I live on Twitter, I use it even more than Tumblr but I didn't see it because I don't follow him, I even have him blocked. A part of me is scared of him, and obviously I hate him and he makes me cringe very VERY hard, and I don't want white supremacist shit on my timeline.

I stalked his Twitter and saw the video after reading your ask but I couldn't focus because I was cringing (is that a word???) so hard and I'm not interested in parenthood, I hate kids. So, even if I have a C1 level at understanding people talking in English, I didn't understand much he said. Lmao. Sorry. I don't know. I don't think he's the worst™ father ever but I also don't think he's a good father. I feel like he likes having kids because that's the only source of unconditional love that he can have and because they don't know his past, I feel like he sees the family he created more than a cult rather than a real family. That's my opinion, in general.

I don't know how to describe it, but he's like an OC in my head: I love his version in Lords of Chaos, and the """fanon""" version we the fandom have created. I hate to admit it but he's a genius musician, I find him very attractive when he was in 1993-1994 and I ship his fanon version with Euro/Faust/Fenriz/Blackthorn but, in real life, I wish him the worst.

[evelina18-6-blog]

(this is so long, i am so sorry)

i understand why the artist was offended because your post made some pretty strong if not aggressive arguments, and i'm sure some assholes took the opportunity to send that person anon hate which probably made it feel more like a personal attack than it actually was, but i am honestly so sick and tired of people using their real life trauma as an excuse for every single thing. i may not have some deep, life altering trauma but i have my own issues and experiences and i too use fiction and art to cope but here we're not just talking about fiction and art, hell we're not talking about fiction at all. the ethics of shipping real life people are already questionable enough and i don't think there's a clear cut and dry answer but taking someone so repulsive, so downright dangerous, as Vargs and not only making cute artworks of him a if he's your casual anime boy, but also shipping him with a person who hated him, is inexcusable. just saying that you don't like or support Vargs is not enough when you have practically dedicated an entire account to making fanart of him. the Mayhem community is already messy enough and by doing that, they downplay what a piece of shit Vargs is and the pain he caused. (no matter how unintentional). also can we talk about Pelle for a moment? claiming to like him and pair him with such a horrible person? using him as a prop and completely ignoring his real life relationships and beliefs? how is that fair? people are already infantalizing him enough because of his mental illness and possible autism. how about realizing that Pelle is not a prop? that he was a person who deserves respect and that drawing him in the embrace of his friends murderer, is not being respectful to say the least? what about Oystein? no one seems to want to address were Olystein fits in this situation at all, why? was he not the person affected the most by Vargs? was he not his victim? putting his friend with his murderer feels like a huge fuck you to him. overall, painting someone in a positive light and later going 'lol im just kidding' is not good enough. Vargs (amongst others..) has spend the majority of his time insulting, belittling, even sexualizing Oystein, in an attempt to ruin his legacy and he has mostly succeeded because he's surrounded by cowards like himself who don't have the balls to stand up and speak the truth. the first thing people come across when researching Mayhem is the same bullshit about what a ''terrible'' person Oystein was and how he ''needed to be stopped''. this is the narrative Vargs has created and if you don't care enough to look deeper, you'll end up believing his lies and blaming a dead person. therefore such artwork, that completely rewrites the history and relationships of these people, can be very dangerous because it can actualy help Vargs into better selling his stupid narrative. i'm not saying that this particular artist is a bad person or that they're lying about their trauma or any bullshit like that, but art affects real life and the moment you post sth online you've opened yourself to criticism. do these Vargs/Pelle fics have more depth than initially presented? maybe. maybe they truly are a great psychological analysis of Vargs (although i don't understand why the hell you'd want to touch that with a ten-foot pole) but you can't blame people for not seeing that. whenever i see fanart of a ship, i don't sit wondering what the artist wants to say with their piece, i either like it bc i like the ship or i don't. if this is your copying mechanism, fine. can't criticize someone's copying mechanisms without sounding like an asshole i guess. but my advice is that maybe people need to take a better look at themselves and see how their interests affect others as well. you can do whatever in your own time but when you post it online it contributes to sth bigger whether you like it or not.

Don't worry about the length of your messages. I like that you elaborate. I agree with everything and thank you for your message. I honestly don't understand when this person says that she is NOT a fan of Varg, or that she doesn't like him and makes fun of him. I haven't seen anything mocking. I've only seen a great idealization of the young Varg, who was a horrible person, more violent than the current Varg. And a certain idealization of the "wonderful" intellect of the current Varg. I'm sorry to say that "the mockery" is poorly done. Like when you have to explain a joke, if no one understand it, it's because it's done poorly. About Pelle, I liked this: "claiming to like him and pair him with such a horrible person? using him as a prop and completely ignoring his real life relationships and beliefs?" Yes, that's why I said Pelle is not a ball that goes from here to there. I also agree that no one seems to think what's going on with Euro in this situation. In my case, it is almost the first thing that shocks me, it is a double offense towards him. That's why I wonder if there is something, deep down, against the Euro. Because romanticizing Varg SO MUCH, yes or yes, for me, brings with it some kind of sympathy for his ideologies, therefore, some kind of resentment towards Euro. When people attack Euro, they generally resort to two things: lies about the mistreatment of Pelle, and his political inclinations, painting him as an authoritarian extremist fanatic. And therefore, Varg as a person who was encouraged to go further and do "something that many would want to do." Varg is a failure who does not know how to value the only good thing in him, his musical talent. He did not know how to value the influence of Euro and the environment in which he found himself. Now he is a clown who needs to resort to ridiculing himself on the internet to stay current, so that his morbid followers consume him "as ironic consumption." It's an internet phenomenon. And he is free only because the Norwegian prison regime is very soft. I think he should be under psychiatric treatment because he can't stop being a bad influence, even on his children, or they should send him to hard labor, so that he can channel his anger through physical labor instead of the internet. Perhaps the girls who draw Varg romantically and the people who are big fans of him beyond his music do not specifically have his same ideologies, but they admire him in some way, and it is clear that his systematically offensive attitudes are not enough to stop them and scare them away I sincerely feel that they see him as a master. I see Varg as the typical cult leader, and I feel cringe at the adoration they profess of him. "i'm not saying that this particular artist is a bad person or that they're lying about their trauma or any bullshit like that, but art affects real life and the moment you post sth online you've opened yourself to criticism." What you said sums it up. I don't doubt that this girl could be harmless in real life, and that she has traumas and that her art and fanfics help her in her introspection. I fully believe her when she says it, but the debate does not end with whether something is therapeutic or not. It is up to her to choose what things to express her art on. She don't lack talent, why do you choose Varg? That's what's shocking, I mean, it's shocking that she brings Pelle into this and twists history to support her capricious ship and celebrate that more and more people join her ship. There you can see that she doesn't do it for herself, she wants more people to romanticize Varg and have the vision of Pelle that she has, which, in my opinion, is a bit humiliating and objectifying.

[death-to-posers]

As promised, here’s that list of people I will/won’t write for, and also my boundaries etc.

Will do:

Smut✅

Angst✅

Fluff✅

Some averagely kinky stuff✅

x reader fics✅

platonic ships & fics✅

sodomy✅

Queer fics (f character x f reader, m character x m reader etc, I will write for non binary readers too. Please specify the gender you want the reader to be when you request or I will default to non binary)✅

Won’t do:

R*pe/Non con❌

Adult x minor ❌ (no weird pedo shit)

Anything that glorifies or sexualises severe domestic abuse❌

Pregnancy fics (I can’t I’m sorry.)❌

Shit kinks💀 (come on now..)❌

Vomit kinks (why.)❌

Foot fetish related stuff❌

Incest❌

furry/zoophile shit❌

vore❌

eating disorder/self harm stuff (I know a lot of people originally used this as a coping mechanism but it eventually evolved into the romanticism of anorexia and self harm and I do not stand for that.)❌

Might do, depends on the request:

Ships between two real people (unless they’re an actual couple I will probably be against this)

People/bands I will write for:

AC/DC (all members)

Alestorm (all members)

Abbath (all members)

Alice In Chains (all members)

Abbath Doom Occulta

Bathory (all members)

Behemoth (all members)

Billy Idol

Björk

Black Sabbath (all members)

Bon Jovi (all members)

Burzum (all members but it’s just Varg so this goes without saying)

Cannibal Corpse (all members)

Carpathian Forest (all members)

Courtney Love

Celtic Frost (all members)

Darkthrone (all members)

Disturbed (all members)

The Doors (all members)

Dream Theater (all members)

Evanescence (all members)

Foo Fighters (all members)

Ghost/Ghost B.C. (all members)

Gloryhammer (all members)

God Seed (all members)

Gojira (all members)

Gorgoroth (all members)

Green Day (all members)

Hanoi Rocks (all members)

Helloween (all members)

Hole (all members)

Immortal (all members)

Iron Maiden (all members)

Joan Jett & The Blackhearts (all members)

Joost Klein

Judas Priest (all members)

King Ov Hell

KoRn (all members except David Silveria)

Lamb Of God (all members)

Lana Del Rey

Limp Bizkit (all members)

Marilyn Manson/Marilyn Manson & The Spooky Kids (all members)

Mayhem (all members)

Megadeth (all members)

Metallica (all members)

Misfits (all members)

Morbid (all members)

Motörhead (all members)

Murderdolls (all members)

My Chemical Romance (all members except Bob)

Necrobutcher

Nickelback (all members)

Nirvana (all members)

Old Funeral (all members)

Ov Hell (all members)

Ozzy Osbourne

Pantera (all members)

Powerwolf (all members)

Pearl Jam (all members)

Queen (all members)

Rammstein (all members)

Rob Zombie

Repugnant (specifically Mary Goore)

Ronnie James Dio

Rotting Christ (all members)

Sabaton (all members)

Serj Tankian

Sirenia (all members)

Slaughter To Prevail (all members)

Slayer (all members)

System Of A Down (all members)

Type O Negative (all members)

Twisted Sister (all members)

Tool (all members)

Varg Vikernes

If there are any members I’ve excluded it is most likely because I fucking hate them. If you submit a request for someone and I refuse to do it then it’s either because: it makes me uncomfortable to write for said person especially if it’s smut, I don’t know enough about them to write a fic or I hate them. It’ll probably be one of those three reasons so please understand and respect that. If there’s someone/a band not on this list or the “won’t do” list, it doesn’t necessarily mean I won’t do them. I might have simply forgotten to add them so please ask.

I will also write for certain non-musicians such as historical figures and/or fictional characters. Give me a shout in requests and I may or may not be willing to write for them. As an example, I will write for Manfred and Lothar von Richthofen. Not musicians but I adore them.

People/bands I will NOT write for:

Any kpop bands.

Any actors/actresses

Deftones (there’s no negotiation. I will not write for Deftones. End of discussion.)

Blink-182 (same as Deftones)

Falling In Reverse (Same reason as Deftones)

Yungblud (come on now. Be serious. Be so for real.)

Panic! At The Disco (fuck no.)

The Beatles (no.)

Mötley Crüe (no❤️)

Tokio Hotel (nothing against them but no thanks)

One Direction (come on.)

C*rey Taylor/most of Slipknot. (I will write for Joey and Jay though, my pookies)

Mindless Self Indulgence (foul ass band I despise all of the members)

And when I said I won’t write a romantic fic between two real people I meant it. Platonic is more than okay, we love some platonic bandmate fluff but beyond that is a fat no unless they’re actually married/dating. So it goes without saying that I will NOT write Davisdurst, don’t even start. Do not.

- 𐕣𝕶𝖆𝖘𝖘𝖎𐕣

[lords-of-mayhem]

Depollute Me Pretty Baby

Ship: Faust x Varg

Summary: “Your hair is so tangled,” Varg murmured through the darkness of Helvete. He normally hated curling up on the filthy mattress Faust had more or less claimed as his own, but he supposed he was feeling particularly needy tonight. It had been hours since the shop had closed for the night and Faust had encouraged him to lay down with him, enticing him with the promise of kisses and movies. 

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“Your hair is so tangled,” Varg murmured through the darkness of Helvete. He normally hated curling up on the filthy mattress Faust had more or less claimed as his own, but he supposed he was feeling particularly needy tonight. It had been hours since the shop had closed for the night and Faust had encouraged him to lay down with him, enticing him with the promise of kisses and movies. 

He’d kept his promise in both regards, the television had never stopped playing horror movies Faust assured him he needed to watch. Although, neither had really been paying attention to the movies. Instead, they had both been caught up in one another. There was a single spot Faust hadn’t kissed on Varg’s neck and face by now, yet he never slowed down as he pressed slow kisses into his skin. 

Varg’s fingers were tangled in his hair, stroking through it gently. His head was back, baring his throat to Faust to give him better access. He would occasionally give a noise of approval when Faust found a sensitive spot and Faust would focus on it for a bit of time before moving on. His arms were curled around Varg’s waist and he kept him pulled close to his body, enjoying being cuddled up to him for as long as he could manage. 

“I didn’t brush it today,” Faust told him when he pulled away from his skin long enough to speak. He went back to it almost immediately after finishing his sentence, letting his teeth scrape against his skin. The words were unnecessary, Faust didn’t brush his hair out most days. Varg didn’t mind it, it just meant he got to work through all the knots himself. He was gentle with it, untangling Faust’s hair as delicately as he could. Faust didn’t take care of it nearly as well as he should, but it was still soft and silky beneath his hands. 

“You should start taking care of it a bit better,” Varg encouraged, pressing a kiss to the top of Faust’s head. The other let out a small noise of acknowledgement that vibrated against the skin of his throat. “You have such pretty hair,” He praised him and Faust turned his head up this time, kissing Varg’s lips softly. Varg jumped when a loud noise echoed from the television and Faust was already laughing, although he stroked over his sides gently. “That’s not funny. That scared the hell out of me,” Varg protested, already laughing at himself. 

“I’m sorry, baby. That was scary, wasn’t it?” Faust teased, voice bordering on condescending, but Varg knew there wasn’t any real malice behind his words. He rolled his eyes and wrapped his arms around Faust’s throat, drawing him back close to himself. Faust went easily, burying his face into his shoulder, though he didn’t kiss at his skin now. They both just focused on holding the other. “Turn off the movie,” He murmured against Varg’s shoulder, but the other shook his head. 

“I’m too comfortable,” Varg complained, not making any move to turn it off. Faust shared a similar sentiment, not really wanting either of them to move from where they were. They had found a comfortable position and he could stay in it all night if he was able to. “Let’s just leave it on for the night. I think it’s almost over anyway,” He pointed out and Faust nodded, more than happy to go along with that plan.

[pagan-corruption]

I was thinking about the sex scene discourse and I hate using this example and I hate every word that I am about to say but Lords of Chaos 🤢 incorporated their sex scenes 🤢 into the movie really well because they serve as characterization 🤮🤮🤮🤮

(I am discussing Lords of Chaos as a media piece and the characters thereof. This is not an analysis of irl people and events)

Faust seducing the older man and then killing him shows the lengths these men go for the ethos of black metal. Faust is insecure, confused in this new trve kvlt world, a young man unsure of who he is. He uses this moment to cement himself as an infamous star and killer.

Euronymous' sex scene (and really his love interest arc in general) shows how much he doesn't take this seriously in the end. He makes Mayhem for the approval of others and once he has a real friend and partner in the photographer, he feels he can break free from the black circle scene. Contrast this with Varg's sex scenes (I deserve Gitmo for this sentence)

Varg is the Trve Black Metal god. He plows (ah) through women constantly. No aftercare, doesn't even notice if they cum. He is evil. He is a Nazi. He is in it for the power and becomes Burzum.

[plusvanity]

To make this clear, Old Mayhem and me NEVER attacked one another.

There's no animosity going on between me and her. Although in the same 'fandom', our blogs exist separately and don't overlap. This doesn't mean hatred. This simply means a different public. The effort that me and her seems to put in the content that we create is massive, so as I said before, I will say I again, be a decent person and don't spread misinformation about what my dynamic between me and her is like. Also, don't spread hateful messages in anyone's inbox about how 'shit their art is' or 'how dare you not like this blog??' Because you NEVER know if the person who reads it has s*****e thoughts and the LAST THING that they read is your spiteful message. It happened with me before, and I wouldn't wish this feeling even on the worst people in my life.

This is all I had to say regarding Old Mayhem.

Now, I want to address the real issue who's name I didn't mention until now, Kelma 69, the one blog who's proud description is 'Getting rid of weird Mayhem fans, mostly from Pelle's fans'.

I don't even have to add anything about this description, her malicious 'witch hunt' intentions are more than obvious and the fact that I seem to be her number one target is sending a shiver down my spine.

I don't have an issue with people who block me and move on with their lives, this is normal, it's expected. But I have an issue with someone who blocks me and keeps endlessly talking about me with every chance they've got, so I want to ask her why?

I never interacted with her before, yet she comes across so vicious about my art and fiction for seemingly no reason other than envy.

Of cause that you're entitled to your own opinion, of course that you don't have to like me, this is absolutely alright, but you should assume your words instead of hiding behind blogs that had been here long before you or 'adjusting' your statements to how it seems more convenient for you.

Calling my art 'crap', than saying 'I'm not insulting the artist' is blatantly lying with proofs on her own page.

Also, the fact that she was both following me and my other artist friends, liking our 'Vargelle' fanarts until someone brought this to her attention and she suddenly blocked me and my friends is a 'getting caught' behaviour. I can understand that she may had liked those fanarts because of Pelle's design, as she mentioned at one point, but some of those drawings didn't even had Pelle's face in it, so how does this work? She also liked fanarts of Varg (alone) even if she hates Varg more than anything, so was this for his 'design' too? Is it?

Also, her parasitic tendency to accociate herself with Old Mayhem to seem relevant, to gain attention and admiration denote very evident deceiving and manipulating tactics.

Another aspect of her double-faced behaviour is the fact that she presents herself as 'shy' when she has no problem whatsoever getting rid of what might step out of her appreciation area. Shyness doesn't come with blunt insults and a covert need for conflict and drama. Shy people doesn't seek reactions, they don't go out to hate on people to boost up their ego and shy people DON'T throw the 'you just play the victim' card whenever they can't find solid arguments against their accusation.

Is calling out someone's falsehood the equivalent of 'playing' the victim? Is this the way to wash your hands clean from taking responsibility?

The fact that you won't allow a conversation to take place and once you consider that 'you're done playing your game' you pull out, just shows how unwilling you are to recognise what you've done.

I hope everyone can leave behind this senseless drama. I'm so sick and tired talking like a broken record about these things.

Live and let live. There's so much to do in life other than being angry about fiction, trust me.

[madamemaximoff06]

Rory Culkin’s “worst” Acting performance

(Let me state this before I got massive hate, I put worst in air quotes (massive air quotes) because I’m not at all calling Rory a bad actor, he’s the furthest thing from it, he’s really good and he’s one of my favorite actors, just this acting performance he did, didn’t really do it for me and I will explain why, I would just like to rant about this because I’ve been rewatching this movie and I’ve been thinking about it and I wanted to see if anyone else noticed it like I did.)

Yes we’re talking about Lords of Chaos.

(Let me also preface this, I’m the kind of person that is known to over analyze everything, Everything that I bring up will be mainly talking about the Movie, I will sometimes bring up moments in real life but I won’t be over analyzing the real life people because they were real life people and I didn’t know what they were thinking at the time, I’m not at all qualified to make assumptions on real life people however I can do that with “fictionalized” versions of those real life people, if I get really ranty I apologize, and if it seems like I’m just pulling stuff out of my ass, I probably am, I tend to do that and make everything over complicated, this is just how I analyze stuff) Now I like Lords of Chaos, it’s not my favorite Rory Culkin film, but it was the first that I watched that got me obsessed with him (shoutout to all the edits that I saved of him as Euronymous, what can I say, I’m sucker for metal heads)(Okay Technically Scream 4 was my first Rory Culkin Film but that didn’t lead me to my obsession)

So when i first watched Lords of Chaos I wasn’t at all prepared for what I was getting into, I had never heard of the band “Mayhem” and I knew nothing about the backstory on them so when I watched it I was shocked.

I didn’t know if I liked at first but rewatching it, it’s quite entertaining, if you ignore all the inaccuracies in this movie and you just watch like you would any movie, in my opinion, it’s a good movie, it’s not fantastic by any means, it has it’s moments of being shitty but it’s good, it’s a decent movie but probably my biggest gripe with this movie is the acting and the dialogue. (They’re are some great actors in this movie like the guys that played Pelle, Faust and HellHammer, they killed it and then there are some that there acting is really to much, like they’re trying to hard, the guy that plays Varg is probably my biggest example of this, I don’t know just something about his portrayal is just to much and also to little at the same time, like he does say some over the top stuff but the way he says it just doesn’t speak volumes as it should, you know? Also I saw a comment that said that when Varg laughs he sounds like Chris from Family Guy and i can’t unhear it)

Now this is movie about the birth of Norwegian Black Metal so of course there are going to be a lot of the best way I can put it is edgy dialogue, they truly wanted to be different, to have people fear them so they do need to be over the top but it could probably just be me growing up in the Creepypasta community in 2016/2017 but i just hear it as a bunch of kids trying to edgy so it doesn’t really do a job at making them fearful, it’s just them being over the top edge lords, in fact sometimes I find it funny but sometimes I find it cringey and just sometimes not necessarily but that could just be me.

All of the actors did what they could with the script which like I said, had some cringey over the top dialogue and I think that it really affected people’s performances especially Rory’s. Now I’m finally gonna get to talking about Rory.

Now I don’t hate Rory as Euronymous, I still do like his performance as Euronymous But it’s just some of his performances sticks out to me the most for a lot of the wrong reasons. Now what I absolutely love about Rory as an actor is just how natural of an actor he is, meaning that he actually sounds and acts like a real person having a conversation when he acts, it doesn’t feel like your watching a movie sometimes because of how natural it feels. But when it comes to “Lords of Chaos” that natural feeling isn’t there, a lot of his dialogue seems forced and like I said it’s over the top and it just feels odd, some of his dialogue seems clunky (if that makes sense) and even if he’s talking like a normal person, sometimes it still suffers from that same problem of the dialogue not really hitting right. I'd say that his performance as Euronymous is probably his "weakest" performance, he has his moments of being great but you really have to look for it.

I’ll find an example to show:

the dialogue just sounds I don’t know off, like it doesn’t sound natural or at least as natural as it could be.

And it sucks because if you’ve watched other movies that he’s been in like Jack Goes Home and Gabriel for example, I think those are probably his most emotional roles, he puts everything into those characters, there is so much depth to them and emotion and so much life to these characters, and when you watch Lords of Chaos, it just isn’t really there as much.

And I think the biggest problem is that it’s a BioPic, Because the actors are playing real people, real life people and it is such a hard task to do, why do you think a lot of BioPics are hit or miss, in my opinion being in a BioPic is probably the hardest thing you could do as an Actor because you’re not playing a character, your playing a real person and I think that the role of Euronymous is a really big role seeing as he was an awful person in real life and there are so many aspects to his time as the creator of Mayhem, it’s a difficult role and I truly Believe that Rory did the absolute best he could, but I think it could have maybe been directing issues or just that this role is really challenging that really ruined his performance at least for me. It's not not like he's bad at being in BioPics, i mean he was in two before and after Lords of Chaos, 1. was Waco: Madman or Messiah and he played David Thibodeau in 2018, before he did Lords of Choas and he rocked those roles along with in 2022 he played in another BioPic Under the Banner of Heaven where he played Samuel Lafferty so it's not like it's his first time being in a BioPic film, i believe that the role of Euronymous is a really challenging role and he did the best he could.

BUT he does have some great small moments in this movie where he does have that natural charm and he feels like an actual person instead of the Euronymous persona that he puts on.

For example, Basically almost every scene with Pelle (Dead) and Euronymous, I think that both of them have honestly great chemistry together and even if in real life Dead and Euronymous weren’t close, in the movie you can really feel that Euronymous did care about him, Euronymous wanted to make music and he even says that when he heard Dead sing for the first time that it was beautiful and that he had never heard anything sound like that, he was perfect for Mayhem and you can tell that he wanted what was best for the band or what he thought was best and it’s even shown how much Euronymous still thinks about Dead like when he gets the call from Kerrang (or however you spell it) Magazine after Varg was accused of setting fires to the Churches and he has a picture of Dead’s body, the one he used for the album cover, we get a flashback in time to after he took the picture and he’s crying at the sight of Dead which really humanizes him which I’m not sure a lot of people like but once again Rory is coming in with his Naturalistic acting and showing that even though Euronymous did take pictures of Dead and did steal parts of his skull. It shows that even though Euronymous was this awful person, he is still human and he is literally sitting in front of someone that was his friend who blew his brains out, that would bring anyone no matter who you are to tears and you see him crying after I think the realization hits him. Before he calls everyone saying that “Pelle has gone home” and steps back into the Euronymous persona, he has this quiet moment with Dead.

Along with him finding Dead, Him getting to the house, throwing rocks at the window, Telling Pelle to open the door and then having to get a ladder to get into the house and then walking into the room and finding him, then he heads downstairs and then goes to call the police before stopping and going to get a camera to take the pictures of Dead, but it’s all the quiet moment that he has that really shine through.

Also when Euronymous tells Dead that there’s a cat outside and they go outside to kill it, it just shows them as two guys dicking around before Dead tells Euronymous to shoot him which he is shocked by. I think that that truly shock Euronymous to his core, because in this moment Dead is telling him to shoot him and he almost does before backing out because even though he act’s tough and evil, he can’t physically pull the trigger, he can’t fathom taking someone else’s life.

Also an underrated scene is when When he dyes his hair black and he asks his sister what she thinks, they have this cute sibling bonding moment even though his sister isn’t really in the movie as much, it still shows that they have a bond. Still humanizing him, I like that scene, it’s just a nice scene before everything goes down hill.

Another great acted scene is After the fires, Euronymous becomes paranoid that the police will find out that he is connected to the fires through Varg, I think he plays the paranoia perfectly, him wanting them to lay low for awhile, to keep the police off their backs, also when he finds out that Varg went to the press about the fires, Euronymous is angry and threatens to kill him, he grabs the taser and says that he’ll tie Varg to a tree, torture him and make a snuff film out of it.

All the scenes that humanize Euronymous are really where Rory’s acting talent can really shine through. It’s the little scenes that really show how great of an actor Rory is in it just sucks that you really have to really pay attention to it.

Now this is of course all just my analysis from rewatching Lords of Chaos and how I view it. Once again this isn’t my hating on Rory as Euronymous or him as an actor, this is just something I noticed that I think ruins the movie for me a bit.

[haywire-hetfield]

“Surely you could’ve found someone else to have a three way with?”. It’s more of a statement than a question, but it’s not like Varg was going to answer either way. Euronymus’s world is falling apart, and Blackthorn is standing there like nothing is wrong. When Euronymus looks closer, he realizes it’s so much worse. Blackthorn’s clothes are strewn about the living room, and he looks far too comfortable on the couch. There are two sets of keys by the door. They live together. Euronymus’s life is in fact over. -

Oblivious Blackthorn may be one of the best things rn man. This poor poor man. He must be so confused by all the things Euro hates. Breakfast as a concept, the cheap Italian place around the corner- though Blackthorn swears Euro loved the place the day before-, the chocolate Blackthorn had offered him, all the bands Blackthorn said were good - even the one that Euro was wearing the shirt for - everything was suddenly bad. Blackthorn, like the genius he is, decides Euronymus is bipolar. And he’s not going to hold that against Euro, he has no problem going along with whatever Euro likes in that moment. After all it’s probably much worse for Euro himself. - 🐈‍⬛

"Why couldn't you just have been fucking him?" is definitely something Euro has said (likely more than once) when he realizes they live together. It pisses him off and worries him so much. He's irritated enough about all the things Varg just tells him. Now there's apparently so much they do together that he never knows about.

In looooove with the idea of Blackthorn just going along with it because he thinks Euro is struggling with something. He keeps an ever growing list of all the things Euro seems to hate at any given moment, doing his best to not bring them up or reference them again.

I also think Varg would begin going out of his way to be touchier than normal at this point. It really gets under Euro's skin and there's no real way for him to address it without admitting he's jealous

[aleximustd13]

Today I just remembered that Depressive Suicidal Black Metal exists and I can already feel it becoming my Special Weird Interest for the next few weeks