#i hate jim
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i have never seen someone read themselves for filth like jim matthews but be completely blind to the fact
why are you saying all this to jade when you should be standing in a mirror?
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pov: I find a good smut fic but it includes a daddy kink
#I hate daddy kinks sm#I wanna start a petition to ban daddy kinks#jk#joel miller x reader#bucky barnes x reader#tony stark x reader#obi wan kenobi x reader#sirius black x reader#spencer reid x reader#aaron hotchner x reader#jim hopper x reader#derek hale x reader#steve rogers x reader#remus lupin x reader#steve harrington x reader#george weasley x reader#fred weasley x reader#dean winchester x reader#sam winchester x reader
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i still can't believe james tiberius kirk beat khan with the power of his thighs
#james t kirk#jim kirk#star trek#captain kirk#space seed#i hate him#if i was khan id never show my face again#cause thats just embarrassing
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this would make my day, but honestly i dont think he'd be that mad, he’d chalk it up to the town making her weird
but if she just fucked one person then he would know it was personal. she must fuck jade specifically
they already have a bond, so this would set jim off
there's this saying amongst men that "cheating between men and women is different because men are spurred by lust while women by emotion"
i have a feeling that jim shares this sentiment
her cheating with one person would mean that she actually has some feelings for jade, compared to if she just did the whole town on some silly little whim
#man logic #boy math
misogyny is a hell of a thing
And if I say that I wouldn't care if Tabitha fucked every single person in town just because it might upset Jim? I'd root for her while she did it too.
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Spock breaking that vase barehanded turned them on and I won't change my mind
#the look on jim's face???#and bones just staring at it like “damn”#then kirk gets up and goes etremely close to spock and stare at his face for like 10 seconds#and bones calls him to get him back to reality#jim looks almost pained for not having sex with spock right now#while bones is like “I know but maybe later”#i hate them so much#star trek#spock#star trek tos#james kirk#s'chn t'gai spock#leonard bones mccoy#mcspirk#spones#spirk
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Well if it ain’t the consequences of ur own actions
Sequel to this …or maybe prequel? Perhaps Spock just didn’t know what he was getting himself into
#not my 2nd drawtober prompt I know#dealt with a massive migraine and then stayed awake for 36 hours so that one is.. delayed#universe hates seeing my ass trying to be productive#my art#spirk#star trek#spock#james t kirk#james kirk#spirk fanart#spock/kirk#jim kirk#s'chn t'gai spock
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Sudden ambiguous eroticism, courtesy of L.A. Graf's Ice Trap:
Here's the thing: there's no way to pull Kirk's "surprise" move without crawling onto Bones's lap. This isn't the same as leaning on a desk that someone's seated 12" beneath. I think I got the proportions wrong in my illustration because it failed to show how absolutely lip to lip they'd be. It's also possible they could be whispering in each other's ears instead of talking mouth to mouth. If you don't believe me, try it yourself: feet on the ground, hands on the same surface your coworker the other person is sitting on.
#jim kirk#leonard mccoy#mckirk#star trek#star trek the original series#star trek fanart#tos#ice trap#la graf#my art#illustration#i hate even having to say this but absolutely no generative ai was used in the creation of this piece
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‘I see no need for insults, captain’
#GAH#I HATE THEM#I’m literally possessed rn never in my life have I been this motivated to create art for a fandom#spirk#my art#digital art#doodle#s'chn t'gai spock#spock#james t kirk#jim kirk#Star Trek#Star Trek tos#sketch#artists on tumblr
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really love that for the metron design they went with "androgynous angel dressed head to toe in glitter"
#played by a cis woman#sites call them a “male metron” though#so interesting#i feel this is never talked about but is actually super forward thinking???#like they were clearly going for genderless#what a perfect blend of “feminine” and “masculine” presentation#for superior beings who have advanced past violence and division and hate#ugh i love this show#even if it wasn't intentional and is just a cheap costume#i still love it#LOOK HOW JIM IS LOOKING AT THEM TOOOOOOOO#star trek#star trek tos#star trek the original series#captain kirk#james t kirk#jim kirk#arena#star trek arena#costume design#trans#gender#enby#representation#please don't think i'm praising this as ACTUAL representation#but for the time and in context#i just think it's neat
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LOA Shiptober Day 4: How They Met
October content month was ambitious..
This one took me. Shockingly long. Whoops! I’ll probably end up jumping around the prompt list and it might extend into November 😋
I’ll try to do day 31 on the actual date of Halloween though 🫡
#the good or bad thing depending on who you ask about my ship art is that there are many more ranting tags#once again bringing my “he can’t blush but what if he did’’ agenda#Ngl the first panel reminds me of a children’s book it’s kind of fire#I feel like frost doesn’t like being touched by most people#but then he meets gricko professional animal friend and he’s so confused bc wtf why doesn’t he hate this#so that’s the drawing#sighs fondly confused grimmorning#except frost is the only one that’s confused#Im not joking when I say this one took me a long time I started it the day before the prompt and finished it like a week later#unintentional but frost is doing the Jim halpert thing#he wasn’t supposed to be but it turned out that way#frost don’t Jim the fourth wall.. community reference yeah..#I keep forgetting gricko tail agenda#also I love all the requests I’ve been getting once shiptober is over those will be popping up#anyways that’s enough out of me#but seriously some of those requests are so good they’re actually inspiring me to finish these pieces#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#morning frost#gricko grimgrin#grimmorning#gricko x frost#OH last thing possible stardust rhapsody art on the way I have to share my dandy art with the world
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jim being canonically the shortest one of the triumvirate is genuinely so important to me lmao, like yesssssss, let that beefy babe be shorter than both his boyfriends!!!!
#james t kirk#star trek#star trek tos#st:tos#it's me and i against the tide of ppl shrinking bones lmaooo. which is fine obviously whatever makes ppl happy - go forth & shrink the doc!#but jim canonically being the shortest.......i love it so much.......he absolutely lowkey has a chip on his shoulder about it.......#he is SO beefy and strong and can haul both his boyfriends around!!!! but it doesn't change the fact that he's shorter <33333333#it's only like an inch difference between him and bones but jim hates it!!! and also pretends he doesn't hate it <3333#jim kirk my beloved!!!!!!!!!!!#there's some casual comment made about it and then *six hours* later jim is like 'AND FOR THE RECORD I AM *BARELY* SHORTER THAN YOU'#and bones is just '............what? where is this coming from???? and jim's like 'THAT REMARK THE PRIESTESS MADE SIX HOURS AGO'#and bones is just '..........when we're no longer in the middle of a firefight we should probably talk about this and why you're so upset'#'in the meantime though can we please get out of this firefight because i don't wanna die'#spock; SUPER helpfully: and as the doctor is taller than you captain he does make a more visible target#bones; scrubbing his hand across his face: SPOCK YOU'RE NOT HELPING#spock: .....i did not realize you expected me to#mcspirk
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james Tiberius Kirk is pro choice and pro contraceptives just fyi
#i cannot believe this made it into to the episode#this was 1969#i feel like a lot of people see kirk as this over macho all american chauvinist (william shatners fault)#buts hes actually this bad ass bureaucracy-hating space explorer who makes all his decisions with kindness and equality in mind#and i love him#and obviously this show is flawed and dated because it was made 60 YEARS AGO#anyway kirk is beautiful and i adore him#star trek tos#jim kirk#star trek#spock#tos
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ofmd sketches
#izzy hands#zheng yi sao#jim jimenez#archie#our flag means death#ofmd 2#ofmd#jimarchie#.....................................................................spoilers? ill tell you what i hated that finale very disappointing hah
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#sonic movie negative#i fucking hate jim carrey i hate how the script has bent gerald robotnik into Another Goofy Jim Carrey Character#the guy who GETS EXECUTED BY FIRING SQUAD#OKAY LIKE GIRL I GUESS
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Slides my crack ship across the table for your approval
#lyle the art guy#hal jordan#green lantern#jim kirk#dc comics#star trek#strange new worlds#star trek snw#(cause thats the him i drew)#(but I’m not picky)#this drawing was giving me HELL#it took all day and I still kinda hate it#but I’m not gonna keep trying and deleting backgrounds forever#at some point you gotta admit defeat#and one day I’ll be good enough at backgrounds to draw them in a proper scene
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hey did I ever tell you guys spock's death/resurrection is one of my favourite star trek arcs?
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#I know people hate the search for spock because its slower paced and theres less focus on action and more on emotional consequences#but god i love an arc based in emotional consequences#like they really earned this one#star trek tos#txt post#text post meme#spock#james t kirk#jim kirk#bones mccoy#the wrath of khan#the search for spock#the voyage home
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