#i hate jim

[kennycatchabreak]

i have never seen someone read themselves for filth like jim matthews but be completely blind to the fact

why are you saying all this to jade when you should be standing in a mirror?

[bethsvrse]

pov: I find a good smut fic but it includes a daddy kink

[iwasbored777]

They asked Lee Majdoub what he thinks of Stobotnik vs what Stone thinks of it and this man chose violence omg the more I read the more painful it gets

[avid-mreower]

i still can't believe james tiberius kirk beat khan with the power of his thighs

[kennycatchabreak]

this would make my day, but honestly i dont think he'd be that mad, he’d chalk it up to the town making her weird

but if she just fucked one person then he would know it was personal. she must fuck jade specifically

they already have a bond, so this would set jim off

there's this saying amongst men that "cheating between men and women is different because men are spurred by lust while women by emotion"

i have a feeling that jim shares this sentiment

her cheating with one person would mean that she actually has some feelings for jade, compared to if she just did the whole town on some silly little whim

#man logic #boy math

misogyny is a hell of a thing

And if I say that I wouldn't care if Tabitha fucked every single person in town just because it might upset Jim? I'd root for her while she did it too.

[bestgreatestdestiny]

Saw a text convo on here the other day and I could only see these three idiots having this interaction

[saguaroooo]

Spock breaking that vase barehanded turned them on and I won't change my mind

[blanc-ci]

Well if it ain’t the consequences of ur own actions

Sequel to this …or maybe prequel? Perhaps Spock just didn’t know what he was getting himself into

[subterraneanna]

Sudden ambiguous eroticism, courtesy of L.A. Graf's Ice Trap:

Here's the thing: there's no way to pull Kirk's "surprise" move without crawling onto Bones's lap. This isn't the same as leaning on a desk that someone's seated 12" beneath. I think I got the proportions wrong in my illustration because it failed to show how absolutely lip to lip they'd be. It's also possible they could be whispering in each other's ears instead of talking mouth to mouth. If you don't believe me, try it yourself: feet on the ground, hands on the same surface your coworker the other person is sitting on.

[windwenn]

‘I see no need for insults, captain’

[avirxy]

doodles

[kennycatchabreak]

what if the fromily made a deal with the creatures that every year they give them their most annoying citizen?

i vote jim matthews

every little thing he comes across is deemed unimportant. i don’t think he’s tryna leave cuz he got his family back

let it be a white man to throw the mental sanity of family away just for them to stay nuclear

[weirdglassthing]

LOA Shiptober Day 4: How They Met

October content month was ambitious..

This one took me. Shockingly long. Whoops! I’ll probably end up jumping around the prompt list and it might extend into November 😋

I’ll try to do day 31 on the actual date of Halloween though 🫡

[muirmarie]

jim being canonically the shortest one of the triumvirate is genuinely so important to me lmao, like yesssssss, let that beefy babe be shorter than both his boyfriends!!!!

[daftmooncretin]

james Tiberius Kirk is pro choice and pro contraceptives just fyi

[snotface-ing]

normally i wouldn't post stuff like this on here cause it's not polished/finished BUT. i think tumblr deserves to see satanized priest x jim defroque. i think you guys will like it.