#i hate jim

[kennycatchabreak]

i have never seen someone read themselves for filth like jim matthews but be completely blind to the fact

why are you saying all this to jade when you should be standing in a mirror?

[bethsvrse]

pov: I find a good smut fic but it includes a daddy kink

[kennycatchabreak]

this would make my day, but honestly i dont think he'd be that mad, he’d chalk it up to the town making her weird

but if she just fucked one person then he would know it was personal. she must fuck jade specifically

they already have a bond, so this would set jim off

there's this saying amongst men that "cheating between men and women is different because men are spurred by lust while women by emotion"

i have a feeling that jim shares this sentiment

her cheating with one person would mean that she actually has some feelings for jade, compared to if she just did the whole town on some silly little whim

#man logic #boy math

misogyny is a hell of a thing

And if I say that I wouldn't care if Tabitha fucked every single person in town just because it might upset Jim? I'd root for her while she did it too.

[avid-mreower]

i still can't believe james tiberius kirk beat khan with the power of his thighs

[saguaroooo]

Spock breaking that vase barehanded turned them on and I won't change my mind

[blanc-ci]

Well if it ain’t the consequences of ur own actions

Sequel to this …or maybe prequel? Perhaps Spock just didn’t know what he was getting himself into

[a-most-beloved-fool]

tos jim kirk is very funny to me because he is so bad with children. you'd think he'd be good with them, but he isn't. i think he probably likes them well enough, he just. doesn't know how to talk to them. not one bit. has no idea how to interact. kids can tell he's trying, but he's bad enough at it that they don't really like him more for it. type of guy who you'd hand a baby to, and he'd hold it out in front of him with stiff arms. like, um. what do i do with this. he could be coached on proper holding technique, but he'd still look visibly uncomfortable the whole time.

tos spock is Not Much Better. i think that he feels more clueless around kids than kirk does, but kids also like him more. he doesn't have it in him to be mean to a child ever, so all the awkward kids adore him, and he spends the whole time with them sending desperate looks to other crew members, being like, 'help, i am ill equipped for childcare' and everyone around him is like, 'nooo, you're doing great!!!' while the child has a blast and he is wishing desperately to be Anywhere Else. however, he does refuse care of babies. somehow, he is even worse with babies than jim is.

bones, though - he's a kid guy. he loves kids and babies. he adores them, they adore him, it's a win win. and he looks over at kirk and spock Struggling and he laughs and laughs and laughs. (the kids, of course, think this is hilarious, and they join in on making fun of kirk and spock, even if they don't really know what they're making fun of them for.)

[spirk-trek]

really love that for the metron design they went with "androgynous angel dressed head to toe in glitter"

[weirdglassthing]

LOA Shiptober Day 4: How They Met

October content month was ambitious..

This one took me. Shockingly long. Whoops! I’ll probably end up jumping around the prompt list and it might extend into November 😋

I’ll try to do day 31 on the actual date of Halloween though 🫡

[muirmarie]

jim being canonically the shortest one of the triumvirate is genuinely so important to me lmao, like yesssssss, let that beefy babe be shorter than both his boyfriends!!!!

[daftmooncretin]

james Tiberius Kirk is pro choice and pro contraceptives just fyi

[inkxmilk]

ofmd sketches

[lylethewaterguy]

Slides my crack ship across the table for your approval

[howicked]

Jim Howick as Pat Butcher in BBC GHOSTS (2019-2024) 01E01 | The Original Pilot

[risingchaos]

I want to find whoever came up with the idea of Amok Time idea and shake them by the shoulders so hard it gives them a concussion because where the hell out of did you pull rolling around on sand so homoerotically that it yanks Spock out of his biological need to fuck and also managing to get Nimoy to give us the most heart wrenching whiplash that is the look of pure indescribable horror upon thinking he’s killed His Captain, Spock disregarding Vulcan traditional farewells in favor of being so broken over what he’s done and turning himself in before anyone’s even thought of arresting him, to the unrestrained joy he expresses when he finds out Jim is alive and the so very soft look everyone gives him in return?

Like?? Holy shit??

[sn0wp1anets]

this may genuinely be my ultimate favourite joel and jimmy (and grian) interaction ever there are real emotional tears in my eyes the way jimmy runs(flies?) to grian