#i hate italy

[spacemoth-matt]

Bro why does a pizza at the restaurant I'm at have my dead name

[brockilly]

is it so wrong to want to nut in avilio's butt

if italians stop shoving their agenda down our throats maybe they'd be supported by society smh my head

[swissfries]

＊ new years eve

[renonv]

Here comes the Sun himself ☀️

glassless versión

[italinafatlovers]

Ysabel27 weight gain 😍😍😍so sexy

[dollscffin]

[jenvyhc]

me when i like someone

me when someone likes me

[sillykiu]

they do NOT know what typa backstory the devs are gonna hit them with 😭😭😭🙏🙏

[gelthefunkyblob]

Faces of West Europe.

[flashlight-sticker]

[spaghettixgarlicbread]

[jackmkelly]

soulmates in every single universe 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[faunandfloraas]

Ughgghhhhhhhhhh

[cowboy-robooty]

you think itager would be good parents?

NO

TEN MILLION JILLION TRILLION TIMES FUCKING NO!!!!!!! OH MY GOD THEYD BE THE ABSOLUTE WORST PARENTS EVER. because see i think like for a week maybe it could work out but pretty fast things would go south bc theyd compliment eachother in the worst ways possible. I think i talked abt all this stuff in my balad of arjun teena (my itager fanchild scenario) but ill say it all again YATTA! Germany would be an absolutely terrible father because hed prioritize his kid and love them more than anything else but hed be so bad at doing things right. bro huys the parenting manuels and fails them so hard bc he sounds like a robot to his kid all the time and sucks at being able to emotionally connect even though hes trying his best. and hes also the one always taking care of the kid bc hes a go getter and italys lazy but this just makes their kid dislike germany more bc they always gotta put up with his ass (and also bc the universe hates germany I think that no matter what the kid will always accidentally take germany's words the wrong way and germany will just get up and leave bc at some point he realizes there is no possible way he can recover from these misunderstandings and saying anything more will just make it worss).

Italy would be a terrible dad in the completely opposite because hed be a super chill and nice parent but like on the inside lowkey not like his kid that much RODF. Like hed think theyre fine but would think oh my GOD can this bitch leave already im tryna go on an impromptu roadtrip across america with germany today. in a world where itager loses homeostasis (another essay I wrote in the past) he's the type of guy who would try to baby trap germany and go wait... WE HAVE TO KEEP THE BABY?!? OH HELLLL NAW!!!!! And ironically i think bc italy is so chill their kid would very obviously favor italy (even though internally germany cares about their kid WAYYY more fhan Italy does) and it would be really funny bc germany would always feel lowkey sad that their kid doesnt want to spend time with germany and then italy would be internally like omfg when can i put this bitch up for adoption. SO IT WOULD JUST BE A TOTAL SHIT SHOW LOL I DONT THINK THEY COULD EVER HAVE A KID NOR DO THEY WANT ONE

[renonv]

Ignore the difference in styles but Two wonderful ppl on discord wanted to see me untwinkify Romano so I had to deliver

“Shirtless” (his tits are already out) vers :

[sh0-loves-bert]

kinda late to this but better late than never :D blank template: