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keenbugg · 29 days ago
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i dont think ill ever experience anything as profoundly humiliating as finding john lennon attractive. i can never mention it to anyone irl because they would rip me to shreds for it. and they would be right in doing so.
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lumioluna · 2 months ago
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l'epopea di trovare un giubbotto invernale (che vesta bene/accompagni la figura) quando hai un fisico che ha tre taglie diverse in tre punti diversi
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frikatilhi · 1 year ago
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i've dabbled into rpf for quite a while now but this is the first one where theres an irl soulmate au just... *head in hands* fanfic feels more realistic at this point
Yeah, anon, I don't know what to say. There are canon events that if I just read them in fics I would think were totally unbelievable and unrealistic.
I used to have this game with a friend who I made read/beta my fics (she is a convert now but didn't know much about either of them back then) called Real or Not Real where she was asking about whether stuff referenced in the fic actually happened or not. (Usually it did.) Because so many things just sound totally made up.
I have plenty of fandom and rpf history but I really thought I was over falling for some bromance dudes ever again. Until these idiots ugh.
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helenofblackthorns · 1 year ago
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mochasucculent · 26 days ago
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Dumb thing that would not leave my brain
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taahko · 2 months ago
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>go to cvs for toothpaste and cold medicine
>hit button for employee to open the toothpaste case
>grabs it before i can
>"i have to hold this at the front for you until you check out"
>go to cold medicine aisle
>ring bell for employee to open the cough medicine case
>nobody shows up
>ring again
>nobody shows up
>check case
>case is unlocked
>take cold medicine and go to check out
>grab toothpaste from unmanned register
>have to use self checkout
>scan cold medicine
>"age verification needed please wait for employee"
>employee comes over and cards me and then leaves
>finish self checkout
>walk through literal piles of discarded receipts at exit door
another beautiful non hostile day in our great country
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transrevolutions · 6 months ago
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the thing terfs (and transphobes in general) don't seem to get about sexual preferences re: not being attracted to certain genitals is that like. okay. you have a preference. this feature is a turn-off. but that does not mean it is necessary to constantly broadcast how unattractive and undesirable you find people with this feature. you do not have to do that. in fact, it is generally considered quite rude. sexual compatibility or lack thereof has nothing to do with moral purity or legitimacy.
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chirpovs · 2 months ago
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if I had a nickel for every time I voted for the potential first female president over trump and trump won I’d had two nickels and it’s really fucking fucked up that it happened twice
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spaceraceart · 12 days ago
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au where eggman is some egotistical unethical tech ceo that visits his local coffee shop everyday and harasses the customers and employees, but for some reason the owner is head-over-heels for him and keeps letting him get away with it
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jm-chrome · 15 days ago
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Their little Christmas Cupid 🎄💘
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dreamingteen · 2 months ago
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stompandhollar · 5 months ago
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like. imagine seeing your sibling at 18. and then not seeing them again until you’re 28. and then not seeing them again until you’re both 58. but you’re identical twins so every time you look in the mirror you wonder if this is what they would’ve looked like.
imagine never needing glasses but your brother did, and then in your adulthood your eyes get worse and you suddenly need glasses and you pick out the same frames your brother wore.
imagine always protecting your brother growing up cause he was different and kids picked on him. but you always protected him. and then you have a falling out and neither of you speak for years, and then finding out that in those years you didn’t speak, he was being isolated and tortured by a monster and didn’t think you’d come if he called. but then he calls and you go. and his house has blood on the floor in every room and writing on the walls and his journal devolves into paranoid ramblings. and you can’t protect him because you showed up and he got ripped away. and you can’t even ask him what the writing or the blood or the state of the house means because he’s gone. and you don’t have a penny to your name so you have to clean the blood up yourself and fix the house and live there. so you board up his room.
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marxist-coyot · 3 months ago
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What if i just killed everyone
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sapphosboy · 4 months ago
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missing tonight’s critical role, gonna have to watch it tomorrow 😵‍💫
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vivalamusaine · 11 months ago
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Reddits mods are pissed that the CEO is getting paid 190m a year while they cull CSA and hate speech for free. Instagrams AI is mistakenly banning users for spam when they comment on friends pictures. Twitter is a hate filled bot farm run by an egomaniac. Facebook is a boomer graveyard filled with AI conspiracy theories radicalizing granola moms and your grandad. Tumblrs CEO is breaking data privacy laws on a targeted harassment campaign. Tiktok is making sexism woke and trendy again. 2024 is the year social media sites implode and take us all out with them.
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